Master and Commander

by ThisDudeDidNotAbide

Rating: teen
Tags: Tragedy, Slice of Life, Human, Sad, Romance
Length: 1024

A story from the history of Equestria before the peace of the nation was made!

Ponies and griffons are at war, and the griffons are winning because they have all sorts of guns and technology. So the ponies get a human soldier from Iraq to help them in their war. But he doesn't want to fight because he murdered women and children, so the ponies have to teach him the necessities of war to make him fight for them. In the end, every griffon is sent to special schools to teach them the magic of friendship. The soldier goes back to Iraq and is a hero to protect the people of the United States.

Not an oc self-insert! My First story, please give feedback!!!!!!!! English is not my language, it hard to write.

Thank to shortskirtsandexplosions and regidar for help

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-07-22 09:51:37 UTC

The not wanted war

In 20XX, war was beginning happen and the storms were bad. The Griphon and ponys nation were fight long time before celestia and luna were made. But griphons had lots of big guns and wepon and poneys were a peeaceful race. Twilight Spunkle was with her brother, Shining Armor atop of the castle planning their next move. The room filled with lots of poster and map of Eqeustria, showing the vantage points and Oscar Mike 9/11 stay frosty hoorah marines.

Twilight worried about the current war progres. She look at her brother with nerves and asked What should we do, asked twilight? Shining armor looked at twilight and thought hard about plan. the royal guards were not prepared to save the kingdom and celestia wasn't born yet. He looked at the big map in the center of the room that had lots of red x on it. things didn't look good for questria and if they didn't act, the riphons will destroy them all. and that was bad.

"We should get an iraq army man from humen world to save the day." said shining amror. but then griphon ninjas broke in the shining and shattered it to pieces on the floor. crash break, it made. "Oh noQ" said shinging armor! Ill hold them back u go get the army man. Twilight rushed through Celestia's castel to where the magic human mirror was and touched it while crying about her brother who was likely dead. using the magical mirror, twilight got Joe, an army man who served many battles to fight the war.

THERE WAS A PROBLEM.!

But joe didn't want to figuht, he had seen the horror of war and said no because he worked on murdering children and woman. tHE BLOODshed was two much for him. He had fought many call of duty in the battlefield with his M60 and tack scope rifle and got a pavelow dog but hurting animals was too far. He didnt want to war fight anymore. But the ponys asked him too nicely to battle for them. Then Twithighs urged joe Chief to use his battle coppter to fight off the ninja griphons who were approaching quick. but joe stood still. he was a blackbelt army man who snipe hitler in face. hios dad was bj blanketwhizz from wolfingstien. joe was a hero! This made twulight realize how handsome joe chief was and so they want to have marrage. Twilight brought out rings that wure as bright ass Luna's moon and ascked joe chief to marry him. The griphons saw that and they got water in eeyes and decided they could live together in piece.

but THEN discurtd THE TRICKSTER showed up and laughed a lot while trickering the griphons into being friends with the ponieese because he is not bad but not good either, yet he had forgot the other part of his plan so he got tried and slept. joe and twiflight got a house together that was two floors and had a pool because joe wanted one. joe lived with twilight and didnt have another war again while the griphons were forced to be sent to sumner camp where they learned about love forever. they got a big bed with a ten 000 inche screen teevee so joe could watch his shows without his dad taking the remot all the tiem.

one night, joe and tiwlight love each other lots and had danger close.

but rite before marriage, joe got a call from his mom who wanted to visit him in poneyland. her name was sherral and she was mean because she didnt' let joe stay up past 113pm. joe chief was his ownman now so they had babies. twilight spunkle was pregnant after love night. they were twins and magical powerful and grew strong. when they were born twlight ask what name them. Joe though about dis hard and pondur what good names they be. The first one whas white like the sun and the sky so he named it celestia because she had a big pretty mane and was tall. the 2dn one he called luna because she was dark like the caves he live in during iraq. they were happy about that and the babies were strong. also healthy.

yet sherral did nut accept dese babies and said that they wre demon spawn and gay because she hated colors. sherral tried to bring in the chrutch into the ponehfill but celestia said no because they were going to be the rulers of the land.

Twilight grew old with joe cheif having saved the day many tiems from duncecord and his stupihd evil face. he was ugly. twilight even made friends and became celestia's student and the school twilight built for many magical unicorns to learn and live in. shining armor survived but was in wheel chair for the rest of his life because war is hell and scarry.

one day, when joe was very old and retired verteran, celestia and luuuunar eclipse (luna's nickname) were playing in the addict of the house and found a giant mirror and were confused. They went to twilight sparkle their student and asked her to find what the mirror was but no one could remember. Twilight looked in many books but could not find the answer to no where! It was mistery! so they went on the internet and found an old but true story about the war (it was this one! :D) and they were surpise to find that it was a magic mirror that brought joe to the world of poniees. they learned about how the human world was full of mean hurtful people who had wars and they vowed to never have a war again because it was hell. no more fighting.

joe chief amde the tough chocie to stay in the pony land with his wife twiluge and be always ready to fight for equestria if the world ever needed him again. he stood by for his people so they wuld never be scared again.

meanwhile america had the freedom, unite the world!

the end! :D