//-------------------------------------------------------// Sonic Derp Boom -by Night_Clop- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// The muffin affect //-------------------------------------------------------// The muffin affect It was partially cloudy and the pegasi were going to clear it up. "Derpy! Hand me that rain cloud!" Said Rainbow Dash. Derpy had been rehired to work on moving clouds. Derpy handed the fluffy gray cloud to Rainbow Dash. "What's your problem? You've got your head in the clouds! Both mentally and physically!" Rainbow questioned. "I guess I was thinking about..your awesome tricks from yesterday. I wondered if I could do one." Derpy sighed, she knew that her eyes would keep her from doing it. "Honestly, I don't think you can do it, you can't see straight, and you fly horribly." "Oh...o-ok." Derpy had a lump in her throat, she was fighting back tears. Derpy got home but didn't care for her husband and kid. She went to her room and slammed the door. Derpy gently coressed the bed sheet until finally crying. "Mom? Are you okay?" Ditzy said, opening the door. "All my life people have laughed at me! They called me an idiot! Someponies even called me baka!" Derpy pressed her head into the pillow, hoping it would drown her tears. "Who did this to you?" Ditzy asked. " My my ROLE MODEL!!" Derpy cried. " don't worry, we can help you mom!" " she said I would never be able to do cool tricks!" XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "DERPY! ARE YOU OK?" Said Bonbon, bringing Derpy in. "LYRAA!! WHAT DID YOU DO!? GET YOUR FLANK DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!" Lyra went downstairs, with a usual bandage on her left hoof.     "Lyra didn't do anything. It was. Was. RAINBOW DASH!" Derpy started crying again. "What we need is someone who's a good flyer!" Exclaimed Lyra.