The Five Marks

We see the interior of a big, giant limo, containing the Five Marks, Dio Belmont and Twilight Sparkle. It is being driven by Rainbow Dash.

Attention. You're reading the book Little House on the Prairie?

Of course! Have you ever read it?

Yeah, by Laura Ingalis Wilder?

Yeah.

You know what the title of that book should be? Little House on the Prairie with Michael Landon Watching Us Real Closely! 'Cause Michael Landon's behind that TV show. Did you ever get to the part in which that little family move in and then they go and build their little cabin in the woods?

The window slides up behind the driver. It closes tightly at the top.

These kids, eh, what the hell you gonna do with 'em?

Well, yeah, that whole wild west atmosphere, it just feels other-wordly to them.

These people, yeah, they get what they want, so they don't really understand too much about, uh, the situations in the west at that period in time.

Yeah, you know, the difficulties of farm life, the, uh, the even dangerous ones, you know, life is promising that way.

But dat's not, dat's not the point here. The point is, when are we gonna get dis album released? Ya know.

This coming March, we're gonna put this album right in the Scottish market.

Ooh, I like Scotland, yeah, you can just put the album there and everything will be fine.

And yes, I really hate to tell these kids that, but, their act's gonna go all out of style soon.