When Trenderhoof comes to Ponyville, head over hooves for Applejack. Trixie (being as dense as she is) assumes her marefriend returns those feelings. She hatches a plan to get her lover back. With the help of Rarity, will they get the love of their lives to themselves, or will they get unexpected results?

Probably, why else would I say that?

(Thank Fimfic for this amazing name!)