Author's Note

Like I said, you should probably read Pac-Man Eats Ponies before this one, I know it's basically a trollfic in the first chapter, but it sorta becomes a parody of trollfics. Also, for more story on this, read Luna's Sock Puppet Show, it's not as bad as Pac-Man Eats Ponies, in fact I dare say it's an adequate comedy fic, so if you haven't read those yet, I encourage you to right now!

Pac-Man: Revision

Pac-Man Saves Ponies
By Everyday We Shufflin and Zombiehunter4579

“NO! NO! NO! You were only supposed to destroy ponyville!” A voice shouted, “And now you have killed Luna! My sister!” A brief pause before the voice started up again, “Guards! Guards!”

Another voice spoke up, “What’ happened here?”

“This monster has killed my sister and is most likely the one who destroyed ponyville!” The first voice yelled.

“Why you monster!” The other voice said, “You will be killed for this!”

Another voice, this time totally different from the rest of them said curiously, “Hey Lyra? Why do you have a metal pole?”

Luna’s eyes shot open. She looked around the room she was in. It was a hallway. A long one. Two very large double doors on each end of the room. She finally stopped her scan of the room when she looked downward. She was in half, a bloody mess of her was on the ground.

“HOLY SWEET MYSELF!” She shouted. She looked around for her other half, and found it not to far from her upper half. She reached for it, and caught it in her hoof. She brought it around herself and she put both halves together. They started to connect until she was in one whole again.

“What happened while I was knocked out?” Luna wondered.

As Luna looked around, she saw a lot of blood in the room, then, she remember, then ponies complaining, the monster bursting through the door, the pain of her hind legs coming off of her body.

And then, it hit her in the face like a stack of bricks, she forgot to turn the water off, and she had no idea where her sister was.

“GUARDS! GUARDS!” Luna yelled out.

“Yes your highness?” A guard said as he ran to Luna.

“Where is my sister?!”

“She went to Ponyville to help rebuild it.” The guard answered.

“Oh. So, is she’s ok?” Luna asked, worried.

“Um, no, you see, that monster got free, and it went to Ponyville………..I’m sorry, but we’ve lost all contact with the ponies there, we can only assume the monster killed her, I’m sorry.”

Luna just layed there for a bit, then her face turned red, really red, the guard could swear he saw smoke coming from her ears, “That monster! If I find it, I’ll destroy him!”

“But how?” The guard asked.

“A few days before the monsters first attack, I found a spell that can do something. The spell at first looked silly, but then I read that whatever it does, it can kill monsters.” Luna thought for a moment about what she was about to do. Then ran for her room.

She searched through many spell books for the right one. Then she found it.

“Turn your sock puppets into ghosts. Able to kill monsters, demons, and your parent in-law’s.” Luna read. “Should be easy enough-” Luna said before she read something that stopped her dead in her tracks. “Requires 4 sock puppets?! Rrrrgh!”

She made a sock puppet of a queen and put it down next to a king sock puppet and two dragon sock puppets.

“OK, now then.” She said. Her horn began to glow and the aura surrounded the sock puppets.

A bright light surrounded the room, and Luna was pushed back into the wall.

She looked up and saw what she was looking for.

Flash Sentry sat at his desk, he had been informed that Princess Celestia, Cadence, and up until recently, Luna, were dead, and he had been given a note Celestia had left for him when she died.

“Well, I’ve waited long enough, I should see what Celestia left me.” Falsh said as he looked at the note.

The note read “My dearest Flash Sentry, if you are reading this, it means that I’m dead, it also means that I couldn't complete my plan, so, you must complete it for me, you see, a few days ago, or maybe it was months, I have no idea when you're going to read this, if you ever read it, anyway, Luna made this terrible puppet show, it was so bad that I tried to kill myself, to do this, I sent myself to a world called Earth, thou I wasn't able to do myself in, I did think the world would make a better place for pony kind to live then on our world, so I came back to the castle to summon a demon, and that demon didn't take any of my orders, so I locked him in a dungeon, but he escaped, so I summoned another demon, this one followed my orders, in fact it’s tearing Ponyville up right now, so, now that you've read this, it’s up to you to take over Earth, good luck Flash.”

“Well why would I follow that? It sounds like Celestia was out of her bleeding mind!”

“P.S, if you don't, I planted a miniature sun inside of you. You should be fine, unless you don’t do what I say.”

“Shit!” He cursed.

In an abandoned makeshift base in the middle of the town, lay the spot where an epic battle was held, and where all three monster that fought in that battle died, one was drained of the energy that kept him alive, another had her body crushed, and the last was killed by a magic bolt.

Now, from a battle this epic, you'd expect there to be a lot of leftover energy, and there was. All of that energy, however, was going to one spot in the room, that same spot was where the monster was drained of all energy, we all know what’s going to happen.

“AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!” A voice yells from the same spot, “Oh man…The pain… How ironic… I put ponies in pain… And know I feel what they feel… But I'm still going to hurt them.” The voice said.

The source of the voice then looked around the room, then said, “Wow, what happened after I died?…Well, Celestia is dead……..And so is my friend……..I need to get out of here”

The voice then tried to stand up, but ended up crying out in pain and falling back to the ground, “Ok, I’m too weak to walk……..I guess I'm going to have to crawl out.”

The voice then started to crawl for the exit, and as he did, he thought, 'Ok, I have to keep thinking in order of me to regain energy, so I need to think, my name is The Torturer, I’m 4579 years old, which mean I’m still in my prime, I like to torture ponies, I was summoned a few days ago, I'm friends with another demon, and I'm in deep pain... Oh the pain.'

As The Torturer crawled he got worried that somepony would see him, but then he remembered that he was invisible, so he wouldn't be seen be anypony, which would make escaping a lot easier, he needed to get away from the base before anypony came in or it was destroyed, either way he was too weak to survive it.

'Gah! It hurts to move, but I have to get out of here, or my friend will die with me.' The Torturer thought as he made his way to the exit.

He exited the building, making his way onto the dirt road of Ponyville. He looked around the town, it was pretty much leveled. A few buildings were standing, but most of ‘em. Not so much. Oh great! Even the club was destroyed! Man, that place was awesome! Me and my bud went there every night to party and we’d be all like, oh getting off track. I apologies. Anywho, the base was located near the end of the town, and just above the grassy hill just out of Ponyville, the Torturer sensed a strong presence.

'OK.' He thought, 'Here I go.' He started crawling, inch by inch to it. Took a few hours but he kept moving, and eventually he made it up the hill. He looked and saw an amazing sight. 'Well, well, well.' He thought, 'We meet again.' He laughed maniacally. Or at least he would have if it didn't hurt so much. Speaking of him hurting, how would he have tortured those four mares? He was too weak to do anything to them. Well, he looked upwards and saw the most magical of all sights. A boldar that if he pushed, could crush the four. Genius idea.

“Y’know what I hate the most about being tortured to near death?” The mint green of the four mares asked.

“Oh. Do tell.” The white unicorn said sarcastically while rolling her eyes as she knew what the answer was.

“Everything!” The mint green one shouted.

"Shocker!" The white unicorn said, once again, sarcastically.

Up above a much steeper hill lied a boulder. Energy shot from nowhere at the bolder and it started to tip. It rolled down the hill towards the four mares who had been lying of the grass they were so badly hurt.

“Hear that?” The grey earth pony asked everyone around her.

The boulder went zooming passed them all and it hit a tree.

“Holy cow!” The cream earth pony said. “That was close!”

“Maybe today might just be our lucky day.” The mint unicorn said. She was wrong, of course, as the tree the boulder smashed into started to tip towards them.

“Y’know what I hate about being tortured to near death?” Asked the white unicorn mare this time.

“Do tell.” The mint green one wondered what she was going to say.

“Not being able to move afterwards. Gives it enough time to-” They were all crushed by the tree.

“I hate that too!” The mint green one called to her friends.

“HAHAHAHAHAHA!!” The Torturer laughed from the top of the hill.

“Did you hear that?” The cream colored mare asked to her friends.

“Yes.” They all replied.

“Did it sound familiar to any of you?”

“You know, now that I think about, yeah!.” The mint green mare said.

“Please don’t bring that up…...I still have nightmares of what happened in that alleyway.” The white mare replied.

“Well, that doesn’t change my point, it sounds like it came from the same pony…….Or whatever it is.”

“So, you’re saying that you think it’s the same…...Thing that’s attacked us a week ago, did this to us.”

“Yes, and I think it’s also responsible for hurting us a few hours ago.”

“Ok, but there’s nothing we can do about it now.”

“Right, all we can do is wait for somepony to find us and take us to a hospital”

Unknown to the four mares, The Torturer was watching them, he hadn’t moved an inch since he knocked the boulder down the hill, he wanted to hurt them again, but he was too weak to do anything, so he just layed on the ground and watched the four mares, after a few hours passed, a group of knights found the mares and took them away, leaving The Torturer alone, all he had to do was wait for his energy to return……..Which would take a few days.

Luna was staring at what looked like four colored bed sheets with eyes, floating above the ground. The four ghosts had different colored to them. One was pink, one was blue, one was red, and one was orange.

“Did I do the spell wrong?” Luna asked herself.

“Nope.” The pink one spoke up, “We are what actual ghosts look like. Common mistake, however.”

Luna just stared wide-eyed. ”OK, so do you guys hunt monsters?”

“Depends on the type of monster.” The pink one answered, “Who are you looking’ for?”

“A giant yellow circle. With a mouth.” Luna informed.

“WHAT?!” The pink ghost yelled turning almost as red as... Well, the red one, “THAT BASTARD!”

“I assume you know it?”

“Yes, I do. It was a different time.” The pink one started to calm down, “Anyways, my name is Pinky.”

“Huh.” Luna looked at the pink one, “I know somepony named Pinkie.”

“Well, I should sue. Anyways, the blue one is Inky, the red one is blinky and the orange one is Clyde.” Pinky said looking to Clyde.

Clyde was banging himself against the wall, “Deeeerr! I like monkeys!” He called to everyone in the room.

Luna looked curiously at him.

“He’s a moron.” Pinky whispered to Luna making sure Clyde didn’t hear it.

“I can tell.” Luna knew that Clyde was a moron because she had closely observed his actions.

“Well then.” Blinky butted in, “When do we get started? I’m ready to get me a yellow circle!”