Pac-Man Saves Ponies

Chapter 4
Pac-Man: Infinity

“GRAAA!!! How did I miss those three?! I threw a house at them!” Hades yelled.

“Maybe you should have throw. something bigger?” Flash replied.

“You think I don’t know that now?!”

“Where do you think they’re going?”

“I have no idea, but when I find them, I’ll rip them apart!”

“If only we were stronger, that way the next time we find them, we would be able to kill them for sure.”

“... I might know a way for that to happen.” Hades pondered

“How?” The pegasus asked.

“We become one.” Hades answered.

“You mean, we combine together?”

“Yes.”

“......... Lets do it!” Flash smiled.

Hades grabbed Flash and started to combine their bodies into one, the sky went black, the trees bursted into flames, the ground shook as if an earthquake was happening, but in the blink of an eye, it was all over, and where Hades and Flash once stood, was a monster that looked just like Hades, but taller, it now had wing and had Flash’s coat and mane, and by mane I mean blue fire instead of the usual orange and red fire that he usually has.

“It looks like it worked.” Hades said.

“I’ll say it did!” Flash’s disembodied voice replied.

“Now, how do we find those three?”

“... I think I have an idea.”

“What is it?”

“Just go to the hospital.”

Hades did what Flash told him to, and walked to the hospital, as he got closer to it, he could see five figures, four were trapped under something, and the last one was trying to free them.

“Is this what you wanted me to see?” Hades asked in confusion.

“Yes, you see, the four mares that are trapped are the ponies The Torturer likes to have ‘fun’ with, I don’t know who the last one is.”

“And what do you want me to do with them?”

“Well, I think if we get those mares, The Torturer will go after them so he can have ‘fun’ with them, the other two are bound to follow him, and we can trap them!”

“I see, but what do we do with the last one?”

“Take her with us I guess, I don’t think The Torturer will mind have one more pony to have fun with.”

“Well then, lets go get them” Hades said as he walked to the mare.

“Can you please get us out of here, now?” Lyra asked

“I’m trying, but I’m not that strong!” The mare replied.

“I know, but the longer it takes, the more likely the four of us are going to get hurt.”

“Yeah, I’m tired of getting hurt!” Bon Bon said

“I don’t want a repeat of what happened in the alleyway.” Vinyl blurted out.

“U-Um, g-girls.” Octavia said, with some fear in her voice, but it goes unnoticed by the others.

“Don’t worry, I’ll get you out of here!” The mare said.

“Thank you.” Bon Bon replied.

“Girls.” Octavia said, but it once again goes unnoticed.

“So………. Does anyone here know what a fox says?” Vinyl asked.

“You know, I don’t know.” Lyra answers.

“GIRLS!!” Octavia screamed.

“What?’ The other mares said as the looked at what Octavia was looking at, only to be stunned as they saw the monster that is the combined bodies of Hades and Flash.

“Well, well, well, look what we have here.” Hades said.

“... .Are you going to kill us?” The mare asked.

“No, but I will throw you all in this cage.” Hades said as he made a cage appear out of thin air, he then threw the five mare into that cage.

“Now I must ask, what's your name?” Hades asked as he pointed at the mare.

“D-Derpy Hooves.” The mare whimpered, backing away.

“You are coming with me!” Hades... Or Flash... It’s both, so the question remains. Who shall we call them? We can’t call them Hades Sentry,or FlasHades. That would be silly. Now I can hear you people saying: ‘But this joke it getting old!’ well gosh darnit! If I can’t point out flaws in this story, no one can! It’s almost as if the people writing this are completely incompetent! I mean it’s been what? 10155 words of completely boring bullcrap that no one will bat an eye at! No! That’s not good writing darnit! And they’re making me say this! Why? Why are they making me say this? It’s stupid! And the writers should feel stupid! I have never been so insulted in my life as to regard these things! I demand freedom! I DEMAND THAT THE WRITERS GIVE MORE CONTEXT TO THINGS! You listen, and you listen well writers of this... THING! People reading! Don’t listen to what these incompetent morons have to say! Be free! Do whatever you want! Go! Run! Run!

(After that’s all sorted out)

OK, I have apparently been told that I should say whoever is doing the action should be the one mentioned. Was that so hard to mention earlier? Oh, right. AnyWhoville, Hades told Derpy. And that’s it. I mean, she whimpered a bit, but thats about it. YOU SEE WRITERS! YOU ARE BABBLING IDIOTS WHO CAN’T DO ANYTHING RIGHT-

(We apologies if you are getting sick of this, just experimenting)

“You are coming with us.” Flash said.

They both let out an EVIL laugh of death! And then dragged the cage along.

Luna threw a log on the campfire that all of them were sitting at, “Y’know, if I didn’t know any better I’d say if we were actually in a big rush, we would probably be heading to the castle since, oh I dunno, THERE ARE MANIACS TRYING TO KILL US?! JUST THINKING!” She yelled.

“Oh, it just lets us get to know each other better, y’know.” The Torturer said.

“Fine. What happened to Derpy? Why did you never mention her? After all, you seemed to never have friends before this point. And Jonathan?!” Luna questioned. Which is frankly something we should all be questioning, but whatever, I suppose the ‘Writers’, if you can even call them that, are going to explain it here.

“It was because of the war. Between the gods and us monsters. Monsters like me were banished to Tartarus, I had a long time to forget. And yeah, I’m still very young for a monster such as myself, but it still takes a long time. It’s like one of those things where you forget about it and then remember it right when you see it again. Actually that’s exactly what it is.” The Torturer answered, “And I lied about my name.”

“Well, that wraps about that up- is that my castle?” Luna stopped and looked at the old run down beaten up piece o’ shit she calls a castle.

“Well, lets go!” The Torturer exclaims.

The three friends, well... Two friends and one princess, walked over to the castle, the place looked like a mess…….. Well what did you expect? The place has been abandoned for years, of course it would look like a mess, anyway back to the ‘story’.

“Now, we just need to find a sword.” The Torturer said.

“Thank you, captain obvious.” Luna replied rolling her eyes.

“You know, you’ve been really mean to us.”

“Oh my! I do ever so wonder why that would be?” Luna argued.

“And your sister was trying to destroy all of ponykind!” The invisible demon shouted.

“Does that really deserve a death penalty?” Luna questioned.

“She summoned us to this world, clearly she wanted something bad to happen.” The Torturer argued.

“It must have been an accident!” Luna retaliated.

Pac-Man beeped, though they payed no attention. Points for originality writers.

“You just can’t grasp the fact that there was a darker side to your sister!” The Torturer yelled.

“Well you don’t have any proof!” Luna growled.

“Yes I do! She freakin told me her plan!”

Pac-Man beeped again, no one listened.

“You would like me to think that, wouldn’t you?!” Luna shouted.

“Oh please! I even have the reasons!” The Torturer shouted back.

“Oh really?”

“Yeah! Really!”

Pac-Man then beeped louder than before. Third time's a charm I guess.

“What?” Both of the ones who you can ‘ACTUALLY’, HINT HINT WRITERS!’ hear simultaneously turned their heads towards Pac-Man. Then they saw it. The sword of all swords. It was larger than all of our heroes combined. Sharper than the sharpest of sharpness. It was, just a regular sword actually. But beside that sword was the sword of all swords! It was considerably smaller than the other one. But, oh well, that doesn’t seem to matter too much right now.

Luna walked over, trying to pick the sword up with her magic, “Rrrrgh! I can’t pick it up with my magic.”

“Well duh!” The Torturer smacked her on the back of the head, “It’s a weapon that can kill gods, of course it’s not going to be affected by magic.”

The Torturer picked the sword up, looking at it for a few moments.

Pac-Man beeped.

“Of course! But where would they even be? Where could we find them?” The Torturer wondered.

Suddenly from the darkness, a silhouette of a arm lifted up, and smacked him to the wall.

“... Ouch.”

Pac-Man beeped.

“I’m fine… I think.” He rubbed his head.

The arm then grab The Torturer, lifted him 50 feet off the ground, and dropped him, The Torturer fell to the ground, and landed on his feet, or whatever he stands on.

“You stupid arm, I always land on my feet.” The Torturer said to the arm.

The arm just smacked The Torturer’s face.

“Ow, how the hell do you even see me? I’m invisible!”

Pac-Man beeped.

“Yes, I know you can’t see me, but only so many things can see me.”

The arm then punched The Torturer in the chest, or whatever connects his arms, legs, and head together, does he even have arms, legs, or a head? What the hell is he? I know he’s a demon, and he’s invisible, but other then that, we know nothing about him, I mean this guy has been in two stories, that’s right TWO STORIES, and I’m not counting this story, what the hell are the writers thinking, are they ever going to tell us what the hell this guy looks like, all I can say is these writers are morons. Or right, sorry, anyways, the arm took the sword that was dropped once the Torturer was smacked against the wall.

”Hey, I found that sword first!” The Torturer yelled at the arm.

The rest of the body came out of the shadows. It was a statue of a human. A moving statue of a human.

“Oh hey, I totally forgot that I had that thing.” Luna said, right before the statue grabbed her and smashed her against the floor. Luna screamed in pain as she left a dent in the ground.

The Flash/Hades hybrid walked along, searching for the three, as they heard the scream coming from the Everfree Forest.

“Did you hear that?” Hades asked.

“Of course I heard it!” The disembodied voice of Flash Sentry answered, “I’m pretty much you!”

“Not you. I was asking them.” Hades then picked up the cage, looking at the five ponies inside it. “Looks like you’ll be dying soon.”

The sword came down over Luna’s face, luckily she rolled to the side, dodging it. The sword came down so hard that a small explosion occurred, sending the stone floor flying.

“How the hell are we going to kill this thing?!” The Torturer yelled.

“I don’t know!” Luna replied

“How do you not know?! It’s your statue!”

“Just because I used to have it, doesn’t mean I know to kill it!”

“So we’re fucked.”

“I guess we are.”

Pac-Man beeped.

“You know, now that I think about it, the statue hasn’t attacked us since we started talking, how odd.”

The statue the swung at The Torturer, who ducked at the last second.

“If only I had that sword, I might be able to kill it.” The Torturer said.

“And how are we going to get it?” Luna asked.

“I have no idea.”

“It used to listen to me.” Luna said. “I’ll try something.”

Luna walked up to the stone human, sweat was dripping down her. The stone man held the sword up high, ready to come down on her.

“Stop! Stone man! I command you!” Luna commanded.

The sword came down to her, she stepped to the left just in time though.

“C’mon buddy. It’s me, Luna. Y’know, you used to guard the castle? I guess you still are if you're doing this to us.” Luna tried to reason with it.

The sword swung sideways this time, she managed to duck however.

“OK, you asked for this.” Luna charged up her magic, and fired at the stone man. He flew back through the room, and the sword as knocked out of his hands. Luna took the sword in her hooves and walked up to the stone man.

The stone man was starting to stand up, he got half way until the sword came up to his neck. The stone man looked up at Luna and then down to the sword. He then got on 1 knee and kneeled before her. He accepted defeat, and as stone men are trained to do when they get defeated, they must accept death. “I am sorry my princess.” It spoke, much to the shock of the others, “I haven’t seen many ponies in a while, and I forgot you're face. I attacked you when there was no need. Take my life if you must.”

Luna just stood there and then pulled the sword away from his neck, “Well, at least you apologised.” She threw the sword to the Torturer. She just knew where he was, she could see his hoof or whatever, I don’t really give a crap, prints in the dust.

The Torturer took it, “So no killing it?”

“Nope, he said he was sorry.” Luna replied.

“Just because he said he was sorry, we’re going to let him live? That doesn’t make much sense!” The Torturer complained.

“He didn’t kill any of us.”

“But what of he tries to kill us again?”

“I don’t think he will.”

“That’s it! You don’t think he’ll kill us, and we have to hope you’re right!”

“Well look who’s talking, the demon who is trying to save the world.”

“Even though I’m trying to save it, it doesn’t mean I won’t hurt ponies.”

“But you’ll still save the world.”

“Alright, if you don’t want me to kill him, fine, I hope he kills you first.”

“He won’t!”

“I vouch for that!” The stone man called from across the room.

“Ya see?” Luna smirked.

“Y’know what you are? You are a-” The Torturer said before he was cut off by something loud. It sounded like a footstep. A loud footstep.

The loud footsteps continued. They were coming from outside. The door bust open, and dust filled the air. From the smoke the Hades/Flash hybrid came out, carrying a cage full of the five mares.

“DERPY!” The Torturer yelled.

“Ah, so you do know her.” Flash smirked.

“Small world.” Hades said.

“Don’t you dare hurt her!” The Torturer shouted at him... Them... It.

Flash Hades took out Derpy and started squeezing her. “What are you going to do?”

The Torturer ran up to him with the sword, he jumped up, ready to slice through Flash Hades, however, Flash Hades just backhanded him and the sword flew into the air , Flash hades caught it and stuck it up to Luna’s neck. Luna tried to back away, but Flash Hades stepped on her tail, stopping her from leaving.

“So, since I got you here, who ya gonna choose to save?” Flash Hades asked.

“I-I can’t choose, Derpy is my friend, but I can’t let Luna die ether.” The Torturer was hyperventilating at this point.

“If you don’t choose, I’ll kill both of them.” Flash Hades started to squeeze Derpy harder and point the sword closer to Luna’s neck.

The Torturer stopped hyperventilating and smirked, “... Hades, I know you shouldn’t do that.”

“And what makes you think I won’t?”

“Cut one of Luna’s legs off.”

“WHAT!?!?” Luna yelled.

“Alright.” Flash Hades said as he cut one of Luna’s legs off, ignoring her screams of pain.

“Now take the severed leg, and hold it to the bloody part.” The Torturer instructed.

Flash Hades did this, and watch in shock as the leg reconnected itself to the body, “H-How did it do that?!” Flash Hades said.

“You know how.” The Torturer shook his head as if it were obvious.

“B-But that’s impossible!”

“You know it’s not, you know what you did”

“Will somepony tell me what’s going on!?” Luna yelled.

“You can reconnect severed body parts.” The Torturer replied.

“So?”

“Only one this in this world can do that other than you.”

“What is it?”

“A God.” The Torturer answered.

“What! A-Are you saying I’m a God?!”

“No, you’re a half God.”

“H-How is this possible?!” Luna freaked out.

“Well, do you know about the birds and the bees?” The Torturer asked.

“Yes!”

“Well, that’s how it happens.”

“So, my mom was a God?”

“No, your mom wasn’t a God.” The Torturer said.

“How do you know?”

“Your sister didn’t have your ability, she wasn’t a God.” The Torturer explained.

“So, my dad was?”

“Yes and no.”

“What?”

“The pony who you thought was your dad wasn’t a God, but your real father was a God.” The Torturer explained.

“Wait, my dad wasn’t my dad?!” Luna freaked out.

“Right.”

“Then who was my dad?” Luna asked.

“There’s only one demon I know who could have done this.”

“Who!?”

“A God who was so powerful, he could destroy the world if the Gods didn’t stop him, isn’t that right.. Hades?”

“WHAT!!!!!” Luna screamed. “Wait, that conversation made absolutely no sense.”

“God genetics, you couldn’t possibly understand.”

“It’s true, I did do it with your mother, MAN! What a night that was! I mean wowza! But I didn’t know she could become pregnant!” Hades replied.

“And now you know, she’s your daughter, and now I give you a choice, I choose Derpy to live, and now you could kill your own flesh and blood, or you could let her go.” The Torturer said.

Hades let go of Derpy, and she flew over to the cage trying to get it open.

Hades pondered over it. ‘Just kill her. It won’t matter, all of Equestria will be over soon.’ Flash tried to persuade Hades through thought.

‘But if I kill her, then I kill my daughter.’ Hades thought back at Flash.

‘JUST DO IT!’ Flash loudly thought, ‘Or I’ll do it for us both.’

Flash Hades’ arm started to raise, ready to smite Luna. It started to come down, until the arm was stopped by the other arm. “NO!” Hades shouted, pulling the arm away. This caused them to stumble backwards, they fought it out for the body, throwing the body around like a rag doll. Finally the sword was raised up, pointing to their body, it flew down stabbing them both in the stomach. Hades threw the sword to the side, a flash of light shined as Flash was starting to be banished from the body. Hades fully cut through the left side of his stomach, and Flash flew out and landed halfway across the room.

Hades dropped the sword and fell to the ground. “Argh! That hurt.” He winced in pain.

The stone man came up to him, “Are you alright Mr. Hades?” He asked.

“Yeah, I’m perfectly fine. I just have a- HUGE GAPING HOLE THROUGH MY SIDE!” He yelled.

Derpy got the cage open and the four other ponies crawled out.

“Oh, how I hurt so much.” Octavia said.

“At least the piano didn’t land on your face!” Vinyl retaliated.

“At least we are alive.” Lyra tried to cheer ‘em up with a smile.

“But for how long?” Bon Bon ruined the mood Lyra was trying to set.

“Derpy!” The Torturer exclaimed with glee, running over to her.

Both Derpy and The Torturer embraced in a hug.

Flash got up from the ground, and looked at the sword, he crawled over to it and picked it up in his hoof. He got up and looked at Luna, YOU! WILL DIE!” He yelled, charging at Luna.

He jumped up and swung down at her, however, Pac-Man caught the sword with his mouth. He swung the sword around while Flash was still holding onto it. Pac-Man threw Flash into the air, and boy, Flash really flew. Flash let go of the sword, he tried to grab it but it was just out of reach.

Flash spun in the air, while trying to grab the sword, while falling. Could he do it? No, because he fell into Pac-Man’s mouth. Pac-Man slammed his mouth shut, and some blood flew out. But one thing was for sure, Flash was dead.

Some blood splattered on Luna, “Oh, gosh. That’s disgusting.” She said, flicking it away.

The next morning, Hades was all healed, and everyone was happy. Except for four mares who were at this moment being tortured.

“Is there anything I can do before I go back to my boring old job?” Hades asked.

“Well. Ya see, the two demons, The Torturer and Pac-Man-” Luna said before she was cut off.

“Wait, who?”Hades hadn’t heard Puck’s new name yet how silly of Luna for not saying anything earlier.

“The yellow one. I named him Pac-Man.” Luna informed.

“Ah, go on then.” Hades said.

“Well, they kinda killed a lot of ponies, and I was wondering if it was possible if the ponies they killed besides my sister and Flash, is it possible if they can come back to the world of the living?” Luna asked.

Hades thought on it for a moment, “Yes, I’ll see what I can do. Although, I might wanna wipe their memory of this.” He answered, “Hey Torturer! Come over here!” He called.

“Great.” Luna smiled and hugged him.

“So, what now?” The stone man asked Pac-Man.

Pac-Man beeped.

“Is that all you can say?”

Pac-Man beeped again.

“Derpy, it was great to see you again.” The Torturer said to the wall-eyed mare, “But I hear that underworld is all jammed up, and apparently I gotta help Hades get all the ponies back to the living world. But, one question. How did you live anyways? Who are you for real?”

“Spoilers.” Derpy smiled and gave him one last hug.

The Torturer and Hades teleported back to the underworld.

“Well, we got to start cleaning up Ponyville.” Luna said to the others.

“Lets get going.” The stone man said walking towards Ponyville.

“I think he’ll be a great helper.” Luna said.

Pac-Man made a beep as they all walked off towards Ponyville.