Escaping The Past

by Spectral Observer

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Human, Alternate Universe
Length: 1308

Alexander Clemmons had grownup in a big city and has never even seen a forest. So when he woke up surrounded by trees and animals with a sun brighter than anything he though possible attacking his eyes it looked like it was going to be a bad day.

Alexander Clemmons had grownup in a big city and has never even seen a forest. So when he woke up surrounded by trees and animals with a sun brighter than anything he though possible attacking his eyes it looked like it was going to be a bad day. But then again nothing can be worse than what he was doing before he woke up in this mysterious place. He just hopes he can manage to leave his past behind him.

This story will be in first person even though the description is not.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-07-23 16:40:03 UTC

Running Like a Pussy

I was once again floating In a black void. But this time there seemed to be more going on. for example there were stars and planets and a space ship.... wait a space ship? am I in space? when will this end?

after about twenty minutes or so of dicking about I was bored again luckily about that time the colours came back. This time I tried to create a shield but they broke through it like it was made of chocolate. This time though once they hit me I woke up.

When I woke up one thing became apparent. I was not in prison, unless prison had grass installed. I opened my eyes and was swiftly punished for attempting to see by a sun the size of mount son of a bitch.

I groaned in pain and whispered out. "when will this end?" turning my head to the side I managed this time to open my eyes and was greeted by what looked like a bird on fire. At this point I did what any sane man would do I closed my eyes and tried to wake up. when that failed I decided the best course of action was to become aware of my surroundings. When I stood I was greeted with the bird in flames flying away.

"Good riddance." I spat and was rewarded for my hospitality by a rabbit biting my foot. I knew one thing, this was going to be a long day.

I observed my surroundings and decided to walk in a random direction, and after about 20 minutes of walking I tripped over a log and landed face first in a puddle of mud. When I had finished removing my free mud face mask I looked up to see a hut made out of what looked like a hollowed out tree. curiously I walked in and found it decorated by masks and bottles.

"Very imaginative." I say sarcastically. Just before tripping on a root. on my way down in an effort to stop my decent I grabbed hold of one of the shelves which promptly collapsed on me. the bottles smashing against both me the floor and the now ruined shelf.

Once I observed the fact that the shelve had collapsed and spilled it's contents on me I promptly freaked out and ran away like a child that had just done something bad, in search of some water to wash the liquid off with. the moment i saw a lake i jumped in without a second though. the liquid coming off of me and mixing into the water to form a water and possible poison mix. at that point I striped myself of my cloths and washed them in a nearby waterfall, doing the same with my body. once I was done I put them on a rock to dry and promptly fell asleep due to not giving a fuck at that point.

When I woke up I came face to face with a multitude of spears and following the shafts of the spears I saw they were being held by a bunch of small horses in golden armour. With what looked like the leading standing tall and looking at me curiously behind them. Today was going to be a long day.

Horses

After a brief staring contest with the horses I realized that I was almost completely naked I stood up and walked over to my cloths to which the horses brought their spears closer to me and yelled at me to not move. At this point I stopped to think my situation over. I was in a land full of Talking horses, I am almost completely naked and The horses were angry apparently, well except for the tall one who was still watching from behind the guard horses? After taking all of this into account I think the best course of action was to get dressed.

After getting dressed all the while the horses yelling at me to stop moving and poking me with the spears. I sigh and say. "What have I done to make you threaten me like this?"

To which the tallest horse replied "It is simple a precaution mister.... ummm... what's your name?"

I replied honestly with "My name is Alexander Clemmons, but you can call me Alex.

"Well Alex" said the tall white horse. "If you could come with us that would be nice."

To which I said "sure."

After some time of walking we came to a clearing where I could see a town seemingly made of all the colours of the rainbow and perhaps more importantly a crowd of horses coloured similarly. I stopped walking when I saw all this and had a brief but intense stare down with the crowd until one of them screamed and then they all started running.

I sighed "why does everyone I meet react like that?"

Of Voids and Colours

I was no stranger to darkness seeing as most of my time is spent in a prison cell and even before that I was mostly awake a night, just looking up at the beautiful stars. But there is no stars here in the endless void of black i am now floating in. I don't remember how I got here and given my track record I don't think I want to. All I know is one minute it's lights out at the prison the next there was a scream and now i'm here.

Just floating here is getting really boring. Guess i should start trying to figure out stuff about my new prison. Hmm is there sound?

well only one way to find out.

"HELLO!" I yell tilting my head up slightly.

Well there's that mystery solved. Next can I move hmm yep I can thankfully move, But there isn't much need to....

I'm still bored. Maybe I can make stuff appear like a lucid dream. Hmmm Cake.

"HNNNNGGGGG!"

Nope no cake. Bummer I would love some cake right about now. Maybe start smaller hmm maybe a colour.

"HNNNGGGGG!"

Well at least that worked there is now a vortex of various shades of blue swirling in front of me.

"Hmmm can I touch it?" I say as I reach my hand forward to touch the swirling mass of shades of blue. The colour splits apart where I touch it like water. It feels cold but soft and smooth, kinda like the walls of my cell. "Now that I have this to play with my time here may be less boring.

What felt like an hour later I was laying bored on a chair made of warm reds while on a beach made of warm cadmium yellow and cool icy blue. I was bored yet again.

"Well this has been fun." I say to no one in particular. "But I best be off." I say while walking towards the edge of the makeshift beach. All of the sudden all the colours raced towards each other making a ball of reds, blues, and yellows before speeding towards me. I see this and do what instincts tell me and run away screaming like a girl. I was a fast runner but the colours were slightly faster. They hit my back and i face plant into the unconsciously made golden walkway, all the while I become aware of a burning sensation where the colours hit me steadily increasing.

Then all the colours of the rainbow appear out of nowhere and envelope my entire body. all the while my vision if going black from the burning sensation which has now gone from attacking my skin to attacking my innards, and the last though before everything goes black YET AGAIN is "Boy I was killed by colours, this is definitely NOT how I thought I would die.