The Matchmaker Game

FOURTH CHAPER 4

Pinkie Pie’s clock struck noon on the day of the party.  She packed her overnight bag with a few choice items and loped easily toward Twilight Sparkle’s house.  She saw Rarity emerge from her boutique with a secretive smile on her face, so she veered over to meet her.  “Rarity!” she called a greeting.  Her fine filly friend looked over and they shared a smile.  “I hope you can keep this a secret,” Pinkie warned with a slightly serious looked drawn on her face.  Her white furred friend laughed as if the notion were absurd.  They had gone over that part of the prank yesterday, especially with Fluttershy.   If nopony kept their cool, then nopony would be able to see the funniest prank in the history of pranks.

Rarity secretly hoped she would be able to keep the secret.  How embarrassing it would be to be the first pony to spill!  She made sure to compose her features into a pre-party mask, and decided to keep her mind off the prank.  She reminded herself that everpony knew their parts, and that it would run without any bumps in the road.

Fluttershy walked alongside Applejack.  They had met and started discussing the prank that was only nine hours away or less.  Applejack was constantly reminding her NOT to spill over the prank, and she resolved mentally that she would NOT be the first pony to lose it.  “Applejack, let’s not think about it.  We can’t appear suspicious when we get to Twilight’s.  You know how she is, she’ll be sure to notice if we are,” Fluttershy dropped the hint that she hoped Applejack would get.

“Okay, I guess we do,” Applejack knew that her creamy pal was trying to avoid the subject until it was ‘time.’  She thought of something to talk about… “Oh, I know!  Let’s head that way so’s we can catch Pinkie and Rarity!” Applejack said with a swing of her head toward town.  They steered that way and quickened their pace so as to meet their friends.

“Oh, it’s Fluttershy and Applejack!” Rarity said.  She nudged Pinkie’s side to get her to stop rambling and pointed a hoof at the incoming pair.  Pinkie bounced a few times.

“Yay!” she exclaimed.  “HI APPLEJACK AND FLUTTERSHY!” she shouted to the

“Howdy!” called Applejack.  When they got nearer, Fluttershy giggled nervously.

“This will be my first prank!” the whispered proudly.  AJ nodded as if that weren’t hard to believe.  Pinkie Pie’s face turned serious, but only for a second.

“You ponies know how to be all business today, right?  I won’t go partying with prank-spoilers on my hooves,” Pinkie said.  Her voice failed miserably at being serious.  It held with it her usual high frequency babble that tended to annoy easily.  Her teeth were shining like the sun, despite the copious amounts of sweets that would rot anypony else’s molars.  Her partners in crime trotted toward Twilight’s library in sync, their hoof beats sounding in unison.

Twilight Sparkle jumped to the door, all up on stilts in anxiety from the coming party.  That tension was released when the party kicked off to a good start.

“Truth or Dare?” Pinkie asked in a ghostly voice.  They had already gone around the circle with some very revealing questions, and very embarrassing dares.  Rainbow made sure she closed the curtains on the window after her dare.  She could have sworn she saw Colgate looking their way with an amused stare.  She didn’t know why the toothpastey pony was out this late, though.  It was well past eleven, and she could tell that her friends were getting a bit droopy eyed.  Pinkie suddenly stopped Fluttershy in the middle of the word “truth.”  “OH!  I just remembered!  I’m kinda clogged up in the nose right now, so my snoring is SUPER DUPER loud.  I brought a couple of sleeping pills that’ll knock you fillies right out.  Then you won’t have to listen to me go HONK SHHHH HONK SHHHHHH all night!” she said, with an emphasis on ALL NIGHT.  Twilight grimaced.  She remembered her last sleepover with Pinkie.  Her snores were tough to get used to then, so she immediately grabbed a pill from Pinkie’s pink hoof.  Everypony followed suit, so she filled a couple of glasses with water and gulped hers down.  She assumed the others did too.  Only, she assumed wrong.  Rainbow Dash was the only other pony to ingest said pill.  The four other ponies present faked it, and slipped the white ovals back to Pinkie, who quickly secreted them to her bag.

“Yawn.”  Twilight said quite literally.  Her friends nodded and stretched, feigning tiredness.  They crawled into the sleeping bags on the floor, both spare beds vacant.  Rainbow Dash made sure she grabbed a bag far away from anypony, so as not to repeat her last sleepover incident.  They all got settled, and seconds later, two soft snores were heard.  Pinkie pulled a trumpet out of her pocket and started playing it as loud as she could.  Twilight and Rainbow never even stirred.

“Why Pinkie darling, that’s uncanny!” Rarity exclaimed.  Fluttershy and AJ nodded too, effectively pleased.  Pinkie smiled creepily.

“Why, I only used the strongest sleeping pills in Ponyville.  They will both wake up at the same time, ‘cause the box said it lasts exactly eight hours.  I’m pretty sure it’ll be all okie dokie lokie!  Now time to do our thing,” she said, pounding one hoof into the other.  The ponies there giggled, and wriggled out of their bags.  Pinkie bounced over to Twilight and leaned down.  “I know this will be more pleasant for you than it will for Dashie,” she whispered to her.  Then she leaned down and kissed her on the lips, much like a trained killer would to their victims.  Then she stroked Twilight’s face.  “It’s a shame you and Dashie fit so well together.  I would have liked you as my own,” she said, her part played.  She leaned down for one more passionate kiss, then got up and joined her accomplices.  They were in the process of dragging Rainbow over to Twilight, grunting from the effort.

“Dang, I ne’er thought Rainbow would be so gall darned heavy!” AJ complained in a loud and very unneeded whisper.  Fluttershy and Rarity nodded their heads in agreement.

“Okie dokie lokie!  I’ll get Twilight while you drag Rainbow over there!” she pointed to the middle of the room, and bounced back to her victim.  She lovingly pulled the unicorn out of her bag and picked her up so she was facing her.  The party pony had almost inpony strength, she made it seem as if the purple unicorn weighed nothing.  She pressed Twilight’s body against her own, their stomachs meshed together.  She held her like a mother holding a toddler, with Twilight’s head under her chin.  She walked over to where her friends had recently finished with Raibow Dash.   “Okay, now you can go to sleep.  I can do the rest,” she said to her comrades.  “A job well done.”  They gladly trotted back to their own mats and lied down, not interested in their prank momentarily.  Pinkie set Twilight on the floor and turned to Rainbow.  “You to Dashie, I wish you didn’t fit well with Twilight, I’d like you all to me,” she whispered to the proud Pegasus as she wiggled her out of the bag.  She brushed a hoof over her upturned stomach, feeling the toned muscles that she preformed so well with.  She gave the cyan mare a kiss of her own, sliding in her tongue when her partner’s mouth opened to greet her.  She smiled when she pulled out.  “So you do have a dark side,” she said quietly to the sleeping Rainbow.  She nudged her onto the floor and walked back to where Twilight was lying.  She picked up the unicorn again and kissed her, running a hoof down her body and between her back legs.  The lavender mare parted her mouth, and Pinkie smiled, gracing her with a long kiss.  “You’re so fun to kiss.  Dashie will have a good time with you,” she whispered, sliding her lips down her body in a trail of kisses.  “I have to give you up now though.  You belong with a different pony,” she said.  She put her on her back next to Rainbow and parted her front and back legs.  She noted her other friend’s easy breaths, confirming that they too had fallen to sleep.  She turned Rainbow over and slid her between Twilight’s legs so their stomachs were pressed together.  “Twilight loves to be on bottom,” she noted, sliding the victims’ mouths together.  Finally she pushed them deep into the bag with only their heads poking out.  She took some rope she had stored in her bag of tricks and roped them together.  It wasn’t too tight, but it would take them quite a while to escape…

As a final step, Pinkie slid Rainbow’s mouth against hers and took a long victory kiss.  Then she put the destined lovers together at the mouth again and slid back to her bag.  She snuggled in and set her inner clock for sunrise.