The boneyard

Rakdos glared at the Elements of Harmony, more specifically, the "Seventh Element".

"Seventh Element? More like..." Rakdos put on sunglasses. "Seventh Columnist. YEAH~!"

"Laugh it up, Anarchy! I will slay you with the power of-"

"Mind rape? Not gonna happen, brothah. And by the way, it's Rakdos." Rakdos interrupted.

"My name is Anon! I am the long lost Seventh Element of Harmony!" Anon retorted. Rakdos burst out laughing.

"Anon? Really? Oh my god! That's hilarious! HA! What a loser!" Rakdos laughed.

"You won't be laughing when I you my element on you!"

"You're a god damn liability kid. There is no seventh Element of Harmony." Rakdos spat.

"You didn't know it existed, because it's even older than you, and it could only be awakened by a human!"

"Do you even logic, bro? It didn't exist until you came and bent the entire universe over like a free whore. If it did to be honest, the bitch and bastard Nightmare Moon and Discord would still be here." Rakdos said.

"You're just-"

"Preachin' the truth, brothah." Rakdos interrupted.

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