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The Model's Secretary

by Dudeler
Ozzy Shore, one of the first human settlers in Equestria, starts his new life as Fleur de Lis' new secretary. How will he handle difficult obstacles like his close-minded manager, and living under Canterlot's uptight, social norms?

Ozzy Shore, one of the first human settlers in Equestria after having the human and pony worlds linked through dimensional portals, only wanted to begin his new life in a new world with no high expectations in mind, and just live normally and peacefully. Due to some unforeseen circumstances however, he ends up becoming the secretary for one of Equestria's top models, Fleur de Lis.

With his new job giving him almost the opposite of what he wanted in his new life, how will he handle some obstacles in his way, such as putting up with his difficult manager, and living under the uptight, high expectations of Canterlot's society?

[Cover Art by me] This is my first Human in Equestria story with Anthro pony characters, so please excuse me for any errors I may come across here. 1st person, rated mature for language, adult themes such as hints of sexism and racism, and sexual themes. You've been warned, and please don't give a dislike just because it's an HiE and/or Anthro story without reading it.

EDIT: A featured story?! This is just too much! Thanks everyone for the honor, and a big thanks to Discord Kantus for proofreading these chapters.

EDIT 2: A big thanks to iakovl, The Cake Devil, KillerRobotQuote, and Frostbite1 for helping with the proofreads and editing starting from Chapter 20.

On Hiatus
Sex
Slice of Life
Human
Anthro
Romance
Drama
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
 
FO

253102 words: Estimated about 21 hours to read

43 Chapters:

  1. Chapter 1: "You're Hired!" 2014-07-27 20:02:43 UTC
    5599
  2. Chapter 2: "I get to live HERE?!" 2014-07-27 20:02:48 UTC
    4146
  3. Chapter 3: "Time to get busy." 2014-07-28 01:47:44 UTC
    4705
  4. Chapter 4: "These Ponies are Fucking Crazy." 2014-07-29 17:20:52 UTC
  5. Chapter 5: "Does the job usually come with this much drama?" 2014-08-02 17:19:48 UTC
    5732
  6. Chapter 6: "Does this make me a Xenophile, or a Zoophile?" 2014-08-04 17:15:31 UTC
    4220
  7. Chapter 7: "It's nice to see how these things work out sometimes." 2014-08-05 17:16:44 UTC
  8. Chapter 8: "Oy. What a night." 2014-08-08 02:28:59 UTC
    8308
  9. Chapter 9: "Note to self: NEVER go on a shopping spree with a supermodel. EVER." 2014-08-10 19:44:46 UTC
    7168
  10. Chapter 10: "I think the mares here are harder to read than human girls." 2014-08-12 19:55:29 UTC
    5847
  11. Chapter 11: "This night didn't turn out the way I had expected... Ow." 2014-08-18 22:04:10 UTC
    5545
  12. Chapter 12: "Exercising sucks big time." 2014-08-19 21:36:23 UTC
    3197
  13. Chapter 13: "Um... Wow, this is unexpected." 2014-08-24 16:55:34 UTC
    7544
  14. Chapter 14: "I must be losing my mind here." 2014-08-25 22:32:03 UTC
    4799
  15. Chapter 15: "Those stallions should burn in hell." 2014-08-26 21:05:34 UTC
    7644
  16. Chapter 16: "Just keep calm and... Crap, this saying's getting generic." 2014-09-05 02:23:13 UTC
    6166
  17. Chapter 17: "P-Pizza?" 2014-09-10 01:19:22 UTC
    6994
  18. Chapter 18: "Just don't hurt my jewels... Please?" 2014-09-13 21:10:19 UTC
    4469
  19. Chapter 19: "I thought spas were supposed to be relaxing?" 2014-09-19 00:03:22 UTC
    6821
  20. Chapter 20: "Don't scare a horse from behind... Especially a bipedal one." 2014-09-25 05:18:33 UTC
    7372
  21. Chapter 21: "You got me here for THIS?!" 2014-09-28 00:23:46 UTC
    6579
  22. Chapter 22: "It's about time I come clean." 2014-09-30 22:12:00 UTC
    8172
  23. Chapter 23: "It's good to finally be home." 2014-10-05 20:18:35 UTC
    9042
  24. Chapter 24: "Some morning this turned out to be." 2014-10-13 15:13:01 UTC
    7780
  25. Chapter 25: "Nice place you got here." 2014-10-23 07:22:26 UTC
    8999
  26. Chapter 26: "Wait, you were what now?" 2014-10-28 18:36:36 UTC
    7054
  27. Chapter 27: "What do I see in them now?" 2014-11-05 22:49:27 UTC
    4625
  28. Chapter 28: "What's going on with Ozzy?" 2014-11-17 04:26:34 UTC
    4595
  29. Chapter 29: "There's something I need to tell you." 2014-11-27 05:28:27 UTC
    4500
  30. Chapter 30: "Strange how bikinis can be designed just as revealing as lingerie." 2014-12-04 04:18:02 UTC
    4586
  31. Chapter 31: "Seriously, girls can be so hard to read sometimes." 2014-12-15 07:49:41 UTC
    4304
  32. Chapter 32: "Has Ozzy always felt that way to his father?" 2014-12-26 21:52:27 UTC
    5802
  33. Chapter 33: "Where do we go from here?" 2015-01-01 05:15:19 UTC
    3803
  34. Chapter 34: "I can't believe this is happening." 2015-01-10 07:19:19 UTC
    12272
  35. Chapter 35: "I like you just the way you are." 2015-01-27 01:38:30 UTC
    14927
  36. Chapter 36: "I've got a lot to think about." 2015-02-25 09:49:18 UTC
    6239
  37. Chapter 37: "Guess you learn something new everyday." 2015-03-18 07:28:14 UTC
    7638
  38. Chapter 38: "Uhhh..." 2015-03-31 17:56:59 UTC
    4374
  39. Chapter 39: "How should I put this..." 2015-05-24 06:13:29 UTC
    4486
  40. Chapter 40: "Well that escalated quickly." 2015-08-16 18:56:53 UTC
    7151
  41. Chapter 41: "Trials are Exhausting. Enough Said." 2016-01-13 04:03:26 UTC
    4888
  42. Chapter 42: "I'm gonna get you laid one day." 2016-03-13 02:13:06 UTC
  43. Chapter 43: "Please don't embarrass me." 2016-09-04 17:00:57 UTC
    5010