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           Distrot's Short & Bad Random Stories            
                      -by DisTrot001-                      
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                   Random 1 - Pipsqueak                    
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Random 1 - Pipsqueak
Pipsqueak Saves Luna
I, Pipsqueak, fought my way to the castle with hammer in hoof. Swing like the strong and brave knight that I am, I trot full on to save Luna from her evil step sister Cadence.
I stop the huge foes as I continue to knock them off the castle walls with my mighty hammer, 'Thundor'. I then hear my princess'es cries, she is in distress! Atop the tower spot Shining Armor throwing Luna from the tower. "No!", she screams. I catch her and she thanks me by offering her hoof in marriage, I accept.
"You shall not pass", screams Cadence. I turn to see that the fight is not over. With a thunderous swing from my mighty hammer 'Thundor' I call forth the elements of harmony. A sonic rainbow of lighting hits Cadence and Shining Armor, they die, so I win. The battle is won and me and Luna get married and live happily ever after.
Thee End.
Pipsqueak sails the 7 Seas
"You ho ho and a bottle of yum", seng Pipsqueak atop the ropes of the mast. "la de dah dah, la de dah", making up words as he went along as claimed up with a smile on his face and a carton of juice in his hoof. Down below on deck Rainbow lay on a lawn chair soaking in the sun's rays, shades and all.
A sudden shake of the boat woke Rainbow and sent her sailing through the air, down the cargo hatch which fling itself shut, down to the deck below, making her disoriented from the sudden catch off guard. Pipsqueak knew something was amiss right away and knew it would be up to him to save the day. So he pulled out his telescope to spot the trouble below, and so he did. The ship had hit an iceberg and was taking on water fast!
With the speed of a cheetah he cut a rope and swung down to deck and grabbed the wheel. It was stuck, but being the strong stallion he is, and with the might of an oxe, he turned the wheel and set the ship free from the iceberg.
"Help, Help!" Rainbow cried, "I'm stuck, please save me"! Pipsqueak could not resist saving the mighty