Nightmare Rarity: Making Dresses By Day, Fixing Your Wardrobe By Night!

by Just A Fabulous Cat

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Alternate Universe
Length: 1149

Rarity, who somehow cursed herself, becomes a fashion obsessed monster by night that goes around fixing ponies hideous wardrobes!

Rarity, who somehow cursed herself, becomes a fashion obsessed monster by night that goes around fixing ponies hideous wardrobes! MWUHAHAHAHAHA!

Reviewed by Pen Mightier

Edited by Zachary56

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-07-25 02:40:06 UTC

Fix-It Rarity

A monster lurks among the shadows. A monster obsessed with fashion and glamour. A beast that breaks into your home and steals your clothes! What is this horrible creature from the depths of Tartarus? Its Nightmare Rarity!

Rarity silently mumbled to herself as she made her way towards Ponyville's new castle. How did I curse myself? She thought as she trotted up towards the door.  The horrible memory of her trying to fix her dress with a spell flooded her mind. She had performed it perfectly, and had fixed the dress. But that was the night when she had her first outbreak. She then shook her head. Now is not the time to ponder on the past!

Rarity quietly crept into Twilight's new castle, careful to not make a sound. She then trotted up the stairs, making a soft clopping noise. Clop...Clop...Clop...Clop... Lucky for her, the princess slept with ear plugs in. And she could see why. Or hear why. Spike, her personal assistant, snored very loudly. She herself stole some of Twilight's ear plugs and shoved them into her own ears. She sighed with relief once the snoring was blocked out. She crept over to the closet, prying the door open with her blue magic. What she saw was dreadful.

"MY EYES ARE GETTING AIDS BY SIMPLY LOOKING AT THIS!" She shrieked as she backed away in horror. She was forced to close her eyes as she backed against the wall. Tears streamed down her face at the foul sight. There was only an ugly costume in the plain and sickening void she called a closet. Trying to hold back her barf, she slowly crept back up to the costume, picked up the sorry excuse for clothing, and set it on fire with a little spell she had learned. She then chucked the flaming piece of cloth out the window that Twilight conveniently left open, sighing with relief that the terrible piece of clothing was gone. Thank Celestia that's over....wait...OH NO

She then galloped into the bathroom to wash her eyes and horn. She could not have the ugliness on her! Nightmare Rarity turned on the faucet and quickly put her eyes under it. After a few painful seconds of getting her eye balls soaked, she then grabbed a bottle of shampoo and rubbed it all over her tainted horn. She then rinsed it off with the cold water, sighing in relief as she felt the ugliness leave her. She then slowly turned around, praying that she did not wake up Twilight.

To her relief, the princess was sound asleep. She then turned her head down to Spike. He was also sleeping soundly in his little basket. She made her way back to the closet, wiping a few beads of sweat off her forehead. She had to fix the monstrosity. It was her duty as Nightmare Rarity. Using a quick spell she had learned, she summoned her sparkly bags full of gorgeous dresses she had made earlier and her simply fabulous hangers, covered in the rarest gems she had.

Slowly and carefully, she picked out some of her dresses and hanger, proceeding to hang them in Twilight's closet. After a few minutes of picking out dresses that she thought would go great with Twilight's purple coat, she backed up and admired her work. Twilight now had the closet of a true fashion expert. But she had the feeling that it needed much more...Wallpaper! She thought as she sent her bags back to her home.

Sweetie Bell, who had been downstairs to get some water, found herself buried under bags full of dresses and hangers, her water now soaking her soft white coat and curly mane.

Nightmare Rarity then used the same spell she had used for her bags to summon some of her baby blue wallpaper. She then walked up to the plain brown closet with the Wallpaper in her magic. You would think she would have a fancy closet being a princess! She thought as she placed the wallpaper on the closet's walls. Once she was done she backed away and examined her work. She walked around the room, examining it from every angle possible. Once she was satisfied with her work, she looked over to Twilight, laying soundly in her bed.

Her pajamas are simply awful! She thought as she looked at the purple fabric with poorly sewn stars on it. In a flash of white, Twilight was wearing plain white silk pajamas. Rarity's eyes then wondered to her mane. She needs to be wearing a hair tie! She thought as she prepared herself to summon one of her hair ties. Her part will get all messed up! In another flash of white, a plain blue hair tie appeared.

Then, very carefully as to not wake the princess, she slipped the hair tie around Twilight's mane. Once she was done she backed up and examined the princess for any other flaws. Nothing. But her blanket was awful. "I''M DYING FROM THE UGLINESS AROUND ME! I MUST FIX IT!" She yelled as she looked at the horribly crafted ugly brown blanket before her. She is a princess! Why doesn't she own anything fancy besides this castle?! As she removed the blanket, she quickly found matching sheets. She sighed and chucked the blanket out the window, feeling too lazy to set it on fire.

She then slowly lifted the princess of her bed, and proceeded to remove the sheets.

"Grrrrrrglaphelpickle," Twilight mumbled as she rolled around in Nightmare Rarity's magic. Rarity, who's eyes were watering at the sheer ugliness of everything, removed the sheets and threw them out the window along with Twilight's pillows. She also summoned some white silk sheets, proceeding to set them down neatly on Twilight's bed. With another flash of white, she summoned a purple silk blanket to go with it. She thought white silk and dark purple silk were lovely together. She then tucked it a now fancy Twilight, who rolled around for a few moment before she started to snore a little. Rarity extended a hoof to close her mouth.

Her work here was done. But her eyes protested. She turned around to see Spike's ugly basket. "I'M GETTING SICK BY SIMPLY LOOKING AT THAT!" She screeched as she scooped Spike up and set the basket aflame. She then threw out the window as hard as she could.

Luna, who had been fixing the position of a star, was quite shocked to see a flaming basket heading her way. She then yelped in shock as her mane set on fire. "CELESTIA!" She yelled as her mane turned into ashes. "I NEED THAT MANE FLOW SHAMPOO PRONTO!"

Rarity quickly made a mini replica of Twilight's bed appear. She then tucked in the snoring baby dragon, now satisfied by her work. She quickly teleported out of the room, heading to Fluttershy's home.