Fluttershy and the Arabian Threat

by Panvich

That Day

Previous Chapter

The guards ran fast, as fast as their armor could carry them.

Fluttershy was screaming, the entire forest was encased with fire, she had no way out.

"Don't worry Fluttershy, we'll use her royalty's magic to exstinguish th-"

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA!!!!!!" the very violent scream fluttershy heard before detonation, just worded differently.

Another jihad goes off, all the guards are sent flying and the fire spreads all the way to Ponyville

"Darn... No... DAMN THESE ABS" Fluttershy screamed

"Foolish girl, they're not like abs on my son's chest, they're people, they're... arabs..." the wounded guard's last words.

DAMN

THESE

ARAAAAAAABS

Fluttershy found a clear path through the fire, to Joe's corpse. She searched the corpse.

At first, she found a ID card. "Joe the Jihad" "Arabian" "Male"...

When she searched deeper, she found a gun.

Not knowing how it works, or how the mechanism is, she shook the gun to make sure it was loaded.

Right afterwards she ran towards Ponyville.

The guards were trying desperately to quell the flames, fires constantly spread by more and more suicidal Arabs, that was, untill fluttershy came.

"BEHIND YOU!" She screamed, revealing an arab in traditional garb

"ALLAH GAVE US THESE BOMBS YOU F**************************-" Fluttershy shot him with a good shot in a critical place, the testicular area.

She ran towards the corpse to grab more ammo, only to find a bigger gun, an assault rifle.

"You sure you can handle that? Not even I know what it is. Maybe you should hand-"  " Yes, I can" Fluttershy said, crying.

A scream is heard in the not-so-long distance. "Guards, to your sides!"

"You know what's bigger than my ****?" "THE EXPLOSION THIS BOMB'S GONNA MAKE YOU PIECE OF S-" Fluttershy gave him a nice shot in the knee, missing the testicular area, causing him to drop down, perfectly lined up for a shot to the heart.

She took the jihad off his body covertly and of course, more ammo.

"I've got to make my way towards the castle!"

She met a band of arabs on the way. They were completely silent at first.

Fluttershy did not like the idea of a fair fight with these arabs, so she ran towards the guards.

"WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, HORSE POWERED TURBO VIRGIN?" The man started lobbing bombs.

She was forced to stand and shoot. She didn't know that her small pony size allowed every shot to hit the enemy's testicles, resulting in a quick kill.

Fluttershy broke out crying.

"I can't... I can't do this... It's too much, this is violent, this isn't like me..." "...but I have to."

She saw an arab on the long stairs to the castle, he was about to bomb those guards almost regrettably

Before he could say a word, he was shot in the back of the head.

She finnaly made it into the main castle, Celestia was just a few rooms away.

"Fluttershy, you need to get out of here..." a guard said, just as the arabs all jumped through the windows, synchronized.

They ran, jihads in hand, towards all the guards, blowing them all up in quick succession.

10 came through the front door and pushed Fluttershy onto the ground, running towards the princess.

They started running towards the throne.

Fluttershy went towards them on all fours. She was way faster and made it just in time.

She activated her jihad and there was nothing left but a firework of arabian blood mixed in with equestrian salsa

The princess was barely at the edge of the explosion, so she suffered only minor wounds

The room went dead silent. Everyone was standing completely still, almost scarred.

But Equestria wasn't saved yet.