//-------------------------------------------------------// Fluttershy and the Arabian Threat -by Panvich- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// An Innocent Visit //-------------------------------------------------------// An Innocent Visit It was a sunny day in ponyville and fluttershy was feeding her pets like any other day. However, this day wasn't an ordinary day in Equestria. Today, Fluttershy was invited to Pinkie Pie's party. When she arrived, to her suprise, there was no one but Pinkie. "Hello... I'm guessing the party didn't start yet." Fluttershy carelessly smiled. "No, actually, this IS the party." Pinkie pie replied. "Come, sit, let's watch something." she added. Fluttershy sat on the couch and Pinkie pie turned on the TV Fluttershy asked what they were going to watch, as she doesn't like very violent things. "We're just going to watch some cartoons then." Pinkie responded. Pinkie changed the channel. They were met with an unfamiliar language "Ummm, Pinkie Pie...", fluttershy asked, "This isn't in english, we won't be able to understand." "Well, darn, this is the only channel i-" to her relief, english subtitles started playing. "I guess that's it. Make yourself comfortable, I'll go get some snacks." Fluttershy began watching. At first, she wasn't very interested, as the language spoken really was bothering her. She was more of a person to listen, rather than read. The opening finished, revealing a big, white, "Pokemon" sign. Fluttershy is met with Ash capturing a pokemon. Ash was choosing a name for his newly-captured pokemon. "Why doesn't he name it Angel? It's a lovely name! I really love it." Fluttershy was suprised, as Ash chose quite an unusual name. "Alright! Come out, Allah!" "A-A-A-A-A-A-A-Al-l-ah?" Fluttershy stuttered. Pinkie pie came out of the kitchen with some popcorn. She handed Fluttershy a kernel. "Pinke, you'll never believe me..." "What is it?" "He... named... his... pokemon..." "Just spit it out already!" Pinkie angrily replied. "ALLAH!" Pinkie laughed "Allah? Why would he name him Allah? This is a kids show, silly!" "Oh, right... I must have read wrong" Fluttershy said, attempting to make her ignore the subject. They continued on watching. The show was about halfway through. Pinkie pie heard knocking on the door. "I'll be right back, fluttershy!" Pinkie left at the perfect time. A loud announcer-like voice is heard. "Who's that JIHAD?" It's.... "Jihad... what is..." Pinkie pie returned. "Hey, it was just mail, Equestria Monthly, y'know." "Pinkie... what is a... umm.. jihad?" Fluttershy asked with a worried face. "Oh Fluttershy, that's not something you want to know about, besides, where did you hear such a foul word?" "I... I overheard it, it was silly of me to think." She said, once again, attempting to change the subject. "So, how's the show? Pokemon is pretty cool." Pinkie said. "It's... fantastic.", Fluttershy replied, "Say, what language is this in anyway" "Oh silly, it's arabic!" Pinkie laughed. "The show is halfway through by the way" Fluttershy mentioned. "HALFWAY through? Oh Celestia, Marco's not gonna like this." "What?" "Nothing..." oh celestia (http://imgur.com/mD4hibZ) A loud bashing noise is heard in another room. The party cannon was broken and Pinkie Pie rushed to fix it. After a minute or two, Ash was at a gym battle. He took out the newly captured pokemon for a spin. "He's cute, too bad he has such a violent name." said Fluttershy. She was frozen when she heard the words... ALLAH! USE! JIIIHAAAAAD!!! Allah ran at a violent and fast pace towards the other pokemon, exploring into many gory pieces. Fluttershy screamed as Pinkie pie rushed into the room "WOW! WOW! WHAT'S WRONG FLUTTERSHY?" "ALLAH DID A SUICIDE BOMB!!!!" "ummm..." "LOOK!" Pinkie pie gazed into the TV screen, to find nothing more but a black screen for the remaining 5 minutes. "You don't like the color black, do you?" "No, not really, i'll, just take my leave." Fluttershy left the house. //-------------------------------------------------------// A Strange Visit //-------------------------------------------------------// A Strange Visit On the way to her house her mind had many questions, followed by answers. "Who were those violent people?" "Ara...bic.. Right! Arabs!" "What did the pokemon look like?" "It... it had that... white... garb sort of thing..." "What attack was most used on the show?" "Jihad... right?" She then entered her house. Extremely worried that the Arabs might conquer Equestria soon, but she couldn't tell anybody! "It's getting late... well, not really... but i really need to take a rest after that." Fluttershy took a nap on the couch. She woke up to a loud explosion and ran outside. At the front of her very own door, she found... a jihad... "But... if this exploded... then how come...its in... awh, no time!" she ran to alert the neighbours She was met in front of the door of the first house. "Excuse me, s-s-sir... did you hear that loud explosion?" "Explosion? I didn't hear no explosion. There was an explosion?" he stood there, confused "Oh... n-n-o sir, no explosion, it was... just a trick, you know..." Fluttershy awkwardly smiled. She ran back to her house to investigate the bomb. On the back of it was written "عملاق التناسلية الخيل الذكور" "What... does this mean?" she gawked It was late, and she went to bed. The next morning, she found a strange person next to Angel. He wasn't any ordinary person, infact, he wasn't even a pony! He was a wounded man, dressed head down to toe in white, traditional, arab garb. "Oh, are you okay sir?" she asked, worried. "Ah, not doing too-" he paused. "You're... talking?" "Welcome to... Equestria, I guess..." "Hello, hello... I'm very much wounded and I could really use some medical treatment." Fluttershy decided to make a deal with the man. "If you read what it says on the back of this device... I'll... point you towards the nearest hospital." Since the man was very much undergoing heavy bleeding, he was forced to accept. Fluttershy brought him the mysterious jihad and stood there, waiting for the man to read... "It's very blurry for me, but,I, I can make out..." he paused for a second. "Arabian Raiding GearV2" "Now please, take me to the hospital." Fluttershy payed up her end of the bargain, taking him to the hospital. The day was pretty much an ordinary day in Equestria afterwards. The next day she heard knocking on the door, it was very early, 7:00 AM, so she was paranoid. She looked through the window to find no one other than her arabian friend. "Hello... erm... I didn't catch your name." He said. "It's Fluttershy, pleased to meet you." The man entered the house. "Oh, I forgot to introduce myself, I'm Joe." "Yes, well, Joe... I'm worried that Equestria is soon going to be attacked by other beings. "You got that right, Flutters." "I was part of the attack, I attempted to bomb the castle, but I was left all alone with the princess herself, since all my comrades were cut down." the man stopped, taking a deep breath before going on. "I activated my Jihad, but I was suprised to see that the princess herself did a powerful moon kick, which knocked me back all the way to your house." "I threw my jihad in the air, it exploded, causing me to drop down at massive speeds, somehow I landed safely, only suffering explosive wounds, strange, I know." "But, why are you telling me this, if you're an enemy?" Fluttershy asked. "Ah, well, I failed. Can you hear them, the whisphers in the air?" "They tell the story of a life that's too long." "After that, it really doesn't matter if I'm wearing a thong." The man rhymed. He told her of a great threat coming to Equestria, then took the jihad out of her hands. Jumping through the window, he screamed "FLUTTERS, THIS LIFE'S TOO LONG, EVEN IF I'M WEARING A -" He activated the jihad and ran towards the forest. The last thing fluttershy heard before a massive forest fire, were the depressed words of a man who's life was too long. "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" He exploded into bits, shrapnel flying everywhere, the forest caught a massive fire. //-------------------------------------------------------// That Day //-------------------------------------------------------// That Day The guards ran fast, as fast as their armor could carry them. Fluttershy was screaming, the entire forest was encased with fire, she had no way out. "Don't worry Fluttershy, we'll use her royalty's magic to exstinguish th-" "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGA!!!!!!" the very violent scream fluttershy heard before detonation, just worded differently. Another jihad goes off, all the guards are sent flying and the fire spreads all the way to Ponyville "Darn... No... DAMN THESE ABS" Fluttershy screamed "Foolish girl, they're not like abs on my son's chest, they're people, they're... arabs..." the wounded guard's last words. DAMN THESE ARAAAAAAABS Fluttershy found a clear path through the fire, to Joe's corpse. She searched the corpse. At first, she found a ID card. "Joe the Jihad" "Arabian" "Male"... When she searched deeper, she found a gun. Not knowing how it works, or how the mechanism is, she shook the gun to make sure it was loaded. Right afterwards she ran towards Ponyville. The guards were trying desperately to quell the flames, fires constantly spread by more and more suicidal Arabs, that was, untill fluttershy came. "BEHIND YOU!" She screamed, revealing an arab in traditional garb "ALLAH GAVE US THESE BOMBS YOU F**************************-" Fluttershy shot him with a good shot in a critical place, the testicular area. She ran towards the corpse to grab more ammo, only to find a bigger gun, an assault rifle. "You sure you can handle that? Not even I know what it is. Maybe you should hand-"  " Yes, I can" Fluttershy said, crying. A scream is heard in the not-so-long distance. "Guards, to your sides!" "You know what's bigger than my ****?" "THE EXPLOSION THIS BOMB'S GONNA MAKE YOU PIECE OF S-" Fluttershy gave him a nice shot in the knee, missing the testicular area, causing him to drop down, perfectly lined up for a shot to the heart. She took the jihad off his body covertly and of course, more ammo. "I've got to make my way towards the castle!" She met a band of arabs on the way. They were completely silent at first. Fluttershy did not like the idea of a fair fight with these arabs, so she ran towards the guards. "WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, HORSE POWERED TURBO VIRGIN?" The man started lobbing bombs. She was forced to stand and shoot. She didn't know that her small pony size allowed every shot to hit the enemy's testicles, resulting in a quick kill. Fluttershy broke out crying. "I can't... I can't do this... It's too much, this is violent, this isn't like me..." "...but I have to." She saw an arab on the long stairs to the castle, he was about to bomb those guards almost regrettably Before he could say a word, he was shot in the back of the head. She finnaly made it into the main castle, Celestia was just a few rooms away. "Fluttershy, you need to get out of here..." a guard said, just as the arabs all jumped through the windows, synchronized. They ran, jihads in hand, towards all the guards, blowing them all up in quick succession. 10 came through the front door and pushed Fluttershy onto the ground, running towards the princess. They started running towards the throne. Fluttershy went towards them on all fours. She was way faster and made it just in time. She activated her jihad and there was nothing left but a firework of arabian blood mixed in with equestrian salsa The princess was barely at the edge of the explosion, so she suffered only minor wounds The room went dead silent. Everyone was standing completely still, almost scarred. But Equestria wasn't saved yet.