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Bell III: Story of Two Sisters

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[7/26/2014 6:44:13 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: I'm interested in hearing this

[7/26/2014 6:46:32 PM] MetaKnight145: Basicly.

They were both normal centaurs who lived in a peaceful and Utopian society, though extremely sexual.

Basically take how sexual the FoE universe but take out all the lack of consent and make females equal.

[7/26/2014 6:46:48 PM] MetaKnight145: Centaurs in the orginal mythos were extreamly sexual

[7/26/2014 6:46:51 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: >FoE

[7/26/2014 6:46:59 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: Greek Mythology, yessss

[7/26/2014 6:47:04 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: because MLP has some of that, yeah

[7/26/2014 6:47:21 PM] MetaKnight145: Was the only sexually unrestrained universe comparaison I know of

[7/26/2014 6:47:25 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: Centaurs were occasionally rapists from what I hear, but go on

[7/26/2014 6:48:06 PM] MetaKnight145: Most of the time in my headcanon the composit beings are usually the more peace loving anarchists.

[7/26/2014 6:48:43 PM] MetaKnight145: they usually value freedom and other such ideals

[7/26/2014 6:48:58 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: and pleasure, and the like

[7/26/2014 6:49:00 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: I getcha

[7/26/2014 6:49:29 PM] MetaKnight145: Indeed.

The non composit creatures value order and laws and such

[7/26/2014 6:49:43 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: boring...

[7/26/2014 6:49:51 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: Life is boring without a little chaos

[7/26/2014 6:49:53 PM] MetaKnight145: Ponies are boring to me honestly

[7/26/2014 6:49:59 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: High Shipper Flint Sparks nods

[7/26/2014 6:50:07 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: I bet you like Discord when he isn't being p-whipped

[7/26/2014 6:50:23 PM] MetaKnight145: Oh yush

[7/26/2014 6:50:29 PM] MetaKnight145: His tragic backstory.

[7/26/2014 6:50:34 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: oh my

[7/26/2014 6:50:46 PM] MetaKnight145: Anyway centaurs

[7/26/2014 6:51:21 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: yse

[7/26/2014 6:51:23 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: yes

[7/26/2014 6:51:35 PM] MetaKnight145: One day they were invaded by the Zebras and being pacifists they had no army to fight back and were quickly conqured and enslaved.

[7/26/2014 6:52:00 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: not minotaurs?

[7/26/2014 6:52:25 PM] MetaKnight145: Nope

[7/26/2014 6:52:32 PM] MetaKnight145: No one uses zebras

[7/26/2014 6:53:55 PM] MetaKnight145: They found their culture of being sexually unrestrained to be aberrant in the eyes of their god so being master alchemists they forced each of their slaves to consume a potion that dropped their sex drive to 0 and made it impossible for them to procreate while it is consumed.

[7/26/2014 6:54:08 PM] MetaKnight145: Effectively destroying the most important part of their culture.

[7/26/2014 6:54:27 PM] MetaKnight145: All their rituals and religious practices was based on sex

[7/26/2014 6:54:54 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: ...

[7/26/2014 6:54:56 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: that's evil

[7/26/2014 6:55:46 PM] MetaKnight145: And they came to be used as slaves usually are used.

labor and such.

[7/26/2014 6:55:52 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: :/

[7/26/2014 6:56:20 PM] MetaKnight145: They were also used for another much more morally aborant practice

[7/26/2014 6:56:32 PM] MetaKnight145: Alchemical experiments.

[7/26/2014 6:56:52 PM] MetaKnight145: That is where we join Tirek and his brother

[7/26/2014 6:58:23 PM] MetaKnight145: In a concentration camp where they and their kind are being subjected to the experiments of their owners.

The Zebra in charge of this facility is named Zeb

[7/26/2014 6:58:36 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: >concentration camp

Oh shit, this is dark.

[7/26/2014 6:59:06 PM] MetaKnight145: His name would mean something if you watched the orginal show.

[7/26/2014 6:59:16 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: :V

[7/26/2014 6:59:20 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: Should I?

[7/26/2014 6:59:33 PM] MetaKnight145: Not much is taken for him other than the name and some of his MO

[7/26/2014 6:59:42 PM] MetaKnight145: Everything else is completely different

[7/26/2014 7:01:35 PM] MetaKnight145: Any who he would use his shadow rip the shadows out of any of the slaves that didn't work fast enough or would die from the experiments.

A practice that has been discribed as more painful than one would imagin having their soul pulled out.

[7/26/2014 7:02:00 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: damn

[7/26/2014 7:02:00 PM] MetaKnight145: Excuse the terrible spelling

[7/26/2014 7:02:04 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: it's fine

[7/26/2014 7:02:06 PM] MetaKnight145: SKype doesn't have check

[7/26/2014 7:02:08 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: I'm not butthurt over it

[7/26/2014 7:02:28 PM] MetaKnight145: I kind of depend on it. :|

[7/26/2014 7:03:11 PM] MetaKnight145: His shadow has a name of its own and is able to act independently of him.

[7/26/2014 7:03:40 PM] MetaKnight145: Arabus

[7/26/2014 7:03:51 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: Huh

[7/26/2014 7:04:53 PM] MetaKnight145: When it isn't connected to him it takes the aperance of a cloud of anthropomorphic smog.

[7/26/2014 7:08:05 PM] MetaKnight145: Scorpan and Tirek are forced to live in a crowded area with the little ones.

Tirek and Scorpan makes the most of it by attempting to comfort the children through this hell hole of a nightmare by telling them stories from what it left of their broken culture.

[7/26/2014 7:08:23 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: aw

[7/26/2014 7:13:22 PM] MetaKnight145: One night while attempting to get what little sleep he could in what passed as a bed for slaves Tirek hard the chiming of bells beside his head.

When he looked he caught a glimpse of movement in the shape of a what appeared to be a donkey move the sight of a very old and weathered book written in his kind's language. The title simply reads Tale of the Necromancer and the Tree.

[7/26/2014 7:14:55 PM] MetaKnight145: He decides to keep quiet about the visitor that somehow got past Arabus' night watch and hide the book planing to read it to the children tomorrow after their labors.

[7/26/2014 7:17:07 PM] MetaKnight145: When he reads it to them it tells the story of a necromancer who bore witness to his kind dying all around him from famine and disease exacerbated by countless wars.

[7/26/2014 7:17:43 PM] MetaKnight145: He became obsessed with finding a way to save his people from certain death.

[7/26/2014 7:18:35 PM] MetaKnight145: He devoted every second of his life attempting to find a way to save them.

[7/26/2014 7:19:59 PM] MetaKnight145: However one day his beloved sister is claimed by the disease and he drops into a cynical depression convinced that there is no cure.

Branding himself a failure to his people he exiles himself.

[7/26/2014 7:20:07 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: :/

[7/26/2014 7:20:53 PM] MetaKnight145: While wondering in the wilderness dehydrated and delirious he comes across a particular tree.

[7/26/2014 7:21:07 PM] MetaKnight145: The tree of knowledge, free will, and chaos.

[7/26/2014 7:22:41 PM] MetaKnight145: He notices that one of its branches is low enough for him to bite a fruit from it.

A single ordinary Fig

[7/26/2014 7:24:31 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: God hates figs

[7/26/2014 7:24:44 PM] MetaKnight145: hue

[7/26/2014 7:27:19 PM] MetaKnight145: Upon consumption he is confronted by a tall upright standing blue haired oracle in black robes and is taken by him on a journey of the mind in which he learns the way to save his people.

[7/26/2014 7:45:08 PM] MetaKnight145: Got distracted

[7/26/2014 7:45:14 PM] MetaKnight145: Family and all that

[7/26/2014 7:45:26 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: I've been staring at a blank page :/

[7/26/2014 7:45:33 PM] MetaKnight145: lol

[7/26/2014 7:47:11 PM] MetaKnight145: Upon finishing his mental journey he finds himself back in the wilderness however the tree is nowhere to be found.

As fast as was possible for him he traveled back to his people's kingdom.

[7/26/2014 7:47:30 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: and...?

[7/26/2014 7:47:42 PM] MetaKnight145: I'm getting there

[7/26/2014 7:49:36 PM] MetaKnight145: He attempts to tell them that he can cure them but after countless snake oil salesmen no one believes him or pays him any more attention than they would give a crazy man screaming about the end of the world.

[7/26/2014 7:54:08 PM] MetaKnight145: After a while he grew desperate and in a last ditch effort to save them he climbed the tallest tower of their castle to the location of their largest bell and used his magic to amplify its sound began to ring it.

It was loud enough to garner the attention of every last being in their kingdom and yelling to them he claimed to have the answer to their ills and would jump of the tower to prove his .

[7/26/2014 7:57:23 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: oh my

[7/26/2014 8:00:10 PM] MetaKnight145: He jumps but is caught mid fall by the magic of one of the ones who dissmissed him as nothing more than a con artist.

Having proven himself more than sincere they finally listened to him and is supposed method to save them.

[7/26/2014 8:01:12 PM] MetaKnight145: Upon using the magic he tought them they begain to recover and even prosper.

[7/26/2014 8:01:47 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: oooh

[7/26/2014 8:02:43 PM] MetaKnight145: He became so beloved by his kind and angered at the failure of the last one they named him their new king.

This change wasn't exactly bloodless, however.

[7/26/2014 8:02:52 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: :/

[7/26/2014 8:03:00 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: Viva la revolucion?

[7/26/2014 8:03:24 PM] MetaKnight145: Pretty much though there weren't very many on the orginal king's side

[7/26/2014 8:03:45 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: very nice

[7/26/2014 8:04:47 PM] MetaKnight145: All was not to be a utopia for them unfortuatly.

[7/26/2014 8:05:05 PM] MetaKnight145: With the powerful magic came a great cost.

[7/26/2014 8:05:11 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: Insanity?

[7/26/2014 8:05:13 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: Lust for more?

[7/26/2014 8:05:34 PM] MetaKnight145: No the cost to simply keep it active.

[7/26/2014 8:06:26 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: oh

[7/26/2014 8:07:02 PM] MetaKnight145: brb

[7/26/2014 8:07:08 PM] MetaKnight145: Being forced to take family pictures

[7/26/2014 8:07:27 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: alrighty~

[7/26/2014 8:34:58 PM] MetaKnight145: While it allowed them to be free from disease, the need for food, or other such nessesities it required an obscene amount of life magic to continue to work.

At first they got away with the life magic drained from their donkey slaves, cattle, and agriculture but as their numbers grew they would need more and more to sustain themselves.

[7/26/2014 8:36:21 PM] MetaKnight145: Eventually they would be forced to invade other kingdoms simply for resorces.

[7/26/2014 8:40:58 PM] MetaKnight145: After numerious territories fell to them the remaining kingdoms were forced to unite against a common enemy and after a butal war that clamed countless lives on both sides they lost the war and were banished to the very same pocket dimention where they sent their criminals for their crimes against the other races and all evedence of their existance were erased. All donkey slaves that belonged to them were killed as well.

[7/26/2014 8:41:40 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: good god

[7/26/2014 8:43:19 PM] MetaKnight145: Actually thinking back now I would like to make a small change to apart of it.

[7/26/2014 8:43:51 PM] MetaKnight145: The shadow he sees isn't in the shape of a goat with big horns it is the shape of a donkey.

[7/26/2014 8:44:07 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: alrighty

[7/26/2014 8:46:56 PM] MetaKnight145: After finishing this story Tirek becomes obessed and convenced that he can be given the power to save his people if he finds the tree and eats the fruit from it.

His brother rejects the idea as:

It is just a story.

And 2. if it is true nothing good can from from seaking knowledge or power in such a way as shown by the end of the tale.

[7/26/2014 8:48:44 PM] MetaKnight145: Tirek is convenced however that as long as he doesn't share his knowledge with his people they will be free from the inevitable backlash from the fruit.

[7/26/2014 8:49:12 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: oh

[7/26/2014 8:50:57 PM] MetaKnight145: After a long agument against his brother with help from the children he talks his brother into helping him find a way to escape so he can seak out the tree and free his people.

[7/26/2014 8:51:43 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: crap

[7/26/2014 8:51:47 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: I gotta go, meta

[7/26/2014 8:51:50 PM] MetaKnight145: damn

[7/26/2014 8:51:52 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: at least to relocated

[7/26/2014 8:52:01 PM] MetaKnight145: okay

[7/26/2014 8:52:02 PM] MetaKnight145: cya

[7/26/2014 9:16:38 PM] MetaKnight145: wb

[7/26/2014 9:17:09 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: hola

[7/26/2014 9:21:07 PM] MetaKnight145: Escaping would certainly not be an easy task with Arabus and the zebra guards constantly patrolling.

At night Arabus has enhanced vision and strength and durring the day the guards can easily spot anyone trying to escape while Arabus is weaker.

[7/26/2014 9:24:42 PM] MetaKnight145: Eventually they devised a plan to escape with the help of the other slaves whom they convenced to help.

[7/26/2014 9:25:58 PM] MetaKnight145: However Tirek could not accept the plan his brother put together as it required one to die at the hands of Arabus.

[7/26/2014 9:29:09 PM] MetaKnight145: The elder centaur that would sacrifce himself for the plan talked to Tirek telling him that he is already pushing his usefulness to the Zebras and wold rather his life go to attempt to free his fellow centaurs.

Tirek finally accepts the plan and hugs his father knowing it would be the last time he sees him.

[7/26/2014 9:29:34 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: you could copy paste this onto fim and make it a story :V

[7/26/2014 9:29:45 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: even if it's a summary, it could be a story

[7/26/2014 9:29:52 PM] MetaKnight145: lol

[7/26/2014 9:31:05 PM] MetaKnight145: >tfw this is just one character's backstory in my headcanon

[7/26/2014 9:38:08 PM] MetaKnight145: The next night before the plan gets launched Scorpan gives Tirek the neckless the last thing of their mother they had left that they managed to hide from their masters.

Tirek tried to reject saying mother gave it to him but Scorpan expressed desire that even if he doesn't find the tree he would rather the neckless be with someone free rather than imprisioned with him. It was given to them from her as an expression of her love and now Scorpan was giving it to him as an expression of his.

THey had one last emotion filled hug before scorpan left to inact the escape attempt.

[7/26/2014 9:39:25 PM] MetaKnight145: Kind of makes the fact he rejected it sad.

[7/26/2014 9:40:19 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: aw

[7/26/2014 9:40:21 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: :/

[7/26/2014 9:44:03 PM] MetaKnight145: The plan (un)fortuately goes without hitch and the last thing Tirek hears through the screaming of the other slaves being punished is the sound of his father screaming under an agony felt only by those in hel.

[7/26/2014 9:44:44 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: :c

[7/26/2014 9:45:36 PM] MetaKnight145: This served to further motivite him to find the tree and save his people not to let his father's death go in vain.

[7/26/2014 9:50:45 PM] MetaKnight145: As he traveled he had to face various trials and tribulations, the neckless being robbed by bandits, being recaptured, having to read through what books he could find left over in his langrage so he can read them to attmpt to find clues on the location of the tree.

[7/26/2014 9:50:54 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: :/

[7/26/2014 9:50:58 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: ouch

[7/26/2014 9:54:32 PM] MetaKnight145: Eventually he grows depressed and certain he will never find it and wonders into a random forest to allow himself to die and the animals to consume his body reducing any evidence that such a failure ever existed.

[7/26/2014 9:57:18 PM] MetaKnight145: While there however he was visted by an image of his mother in a dehydration fulled hullucination where he gains back his determanation to not let his father die in vain.

[7/26/2014 9:59:32 PM] MetaKnight145: Almost imidiately upon finding his strengh he finally found the tree

[7/26/2014 10:01:18 PM] MetaKnight145: He reached up to grab the hanging Apple from it

[7/26/2014 10:01:54 PM] MetaKnight145: But it always seemed just out of reach after attempt and attempt he grew more and more angry.

[7/26/2014 10:03:36 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: :/

[7/26/2014 10:08:00 PM] MetaKnight145: Eventually his rage boiled over and he kicked the tree with every ounce of his strengh completely knocking it over.

Seeing it laying there he easily grabbed the apple from the tree and bit into it.

He saw the oracle but he didn't grant him the same journey as the necromancer

[7/26/2014 10:09:28 PM] MetaKnight145: He instead opened his robe showing his pale and emaceiated body and pointed to where his heart is.

[7/26/2014 10:11:05 PM] MetaKnight145: Tirek knowing what he had to do reached through his cheast for easier than it should have been and pulled out a beating heart.

[7/26/2014 10:12:30 PM] MetaKnight145: Tell me if anything is stupid

[7/26/2014 10:13:30 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: no, it's good

[7/26/2014 10:16:03 PM] MetaKnight145: When Tirek gets a good look at the heart it shoots out a strange black beam that begins to circle around him in a similor manor that the rainbow did around Discord when the EoH hit him.

[7/26/2014 10:16:32 PM] MetaKnight145: His skin turned red, his muscles expanded, and he grew horns.

[7/26/2014 10:17:05 PM] MetaKnight145: (Basicly the heart is jus the rainbow of darkness)

[7/26/2014 10:19:42 PM] MetaKnight145: He finds himself back in the clearing with a downed tree, no longer the same one he ate the apple from, with a large hole in it and the beating heart in his hand.

[7/26/2014 10:22:32 PM] MetaKnight145: He places it in a small sack and ties a string around it and hangs it on his neck.

[7/26/2014 10:24:34 PM] MetaKnight145: With his new imposing demonic aperance and strengh he begins to travel back to his orginal consentration camp freeing any and all centuars he comes across on his journey back to save his brother.

[7/26/2014 10:30:29 PM] MetaKnight145: As he aproched the same camp that took his father and other of his kind that he had to witness he felt happy that he was on a path to end this terrible reign of terror over his people.

[7/26/2014 10:31:17 PM] MetaKnight145: The guard attacked him but he easily dispatched of them with a few fire blasts.

[7/26/2014 10:33:01 PM] MetaKnight145: He noticed something strange however as he went to the slave barracks

[7/26/2014 10:33:22 PM] MetaKnight145: He didn't see any centaurs there.

[7/26/2014 10:35:01 PM] MetaKnight145: The barracks were completely empty.

[7/26/2014 10:36:06 PM] MetaKnight145: As he serched each one he begain to grow more and more desprate as tears flowed down his face knowing exactly what this means.

[7/26/2014 10:38:23 PM] MetaKnight145: He blasts open Zeb's labritory door and sees him performing surgery on a strange creature with bat wings and body of a monkey, mane of a lion, and head of a bat.

[7/26/2014 10:39:22 PM] MetaKnight145: Tirek demands to know where the other slaves are as well as what that thing he is experimenting on is.

[7/26/2014 10:40:26 PM] MetaKnight145: Zeb tells him that he lost all funding for his experaments due to lack of results so he sold each and every slave off but one.

[7/26/2014 10:41:41 PM] MetaKnight145: Tirek asks who.

And he answers Scorpan.

[7/26/2014 10:42:21 PM] MetaKnight145: Tirek demands to know where Scorpan is.

Zeb simply answer that he thinks that Tirek already knows where Scorpan is

[7/26/2014 10:43:34 PM] MetaKnight145: The creature on the table is Scorpan or what is left of him

[7/26/2014 10:48:45 PM] MetaKnight145: Pissed off beyond mesure he opened the sack and the rainbow of darkness exploded out and peirced his chest killing him instantly and he ran to his brother's side looking into his open body.

[7/26/2014 10:49:24 PM] MetaKnight145: Without Zeb's shadow magic keeping him alive he begain to slowly die.

[7/26/2014 10:52:35 PM] MetaKnight145: Tirek paniced not wanting to lose his only family left but not knowing how to save him.

Scorpans heart eventually stopped and in a moment of desperation Tirek ripped it out and replaced it with the Rainbow of Darkness the black beam suronded him closing up his wounds and when they disipated he woke up gasping for breath.

[7/26/2014 10:52:37 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: you should make this a story on fim! D:

[7/26/2014 10:52:47 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: you've fleshed it out immensely already!

[7/26/2014 10:52:58 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: also, I need to scavenge for food

[7/26/2014 10:53:06 PM] MetaKnight145: kay

[7/26/2014 11:06:36 PM] MetaKnight145: Just say when you are back

[7/26/2014 11:06:46 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: shit

[7/26/2014 11:06:48 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: can't find food

[7/26/2014 11:06:55 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: 'rents not answering phone

[7/26/2014 11:07:58 PM] MetaKnight145: Damn

[7/26/2014 11:12:05 PM] MetaKnight145: As one would think Scorpan needed some time and lots of emotional suport to adjust to his current body.

[7/26/2014 11:13:16 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: I bet...

[7/26/2014 11:17:17 PM] MetaKnight145: Scorpan also told Tirek how their treament and living conditions where changed to be much worse than they already were parents were forced to kill their own children as punishments when they failed to work hard or were unsatisfactory test subjects that somehow lived.

[7/26/2014 11:17:56 PM] MetaKnight145: Along with various other horrid treatments

[7/26/2014 11:19:34 PM] MetaKnight145: Tirek became furious with the Zebras and vowed vengence Scorpan also vowed vengence and they set out on a mission to kill all Zebras that they came across involved in anyway tot he enslavement of their kind as well as freeing them from their chains and attempting to restore what little of their culture taht they could.

[7/26/2014 11:22:42 PM] MetaKnight145: Eventually just killing them wasn't enough for them

[7/26/2014 11:22:54 PM] MetaKnight145: They wanted them to experance the same pain they felt

[7/26/2014 11:23:38 PM] MetaKnight145: So they begain to enslave them in the name of the centaurs and allowed their bretheren do with them, their wives, and children as they wished

[7/26/2014 11:27:00 PM] MetaKnight145: After they completely freed their orginal kingdom from the zebras they learned that all others knew of what happened to them and remained completely apethetic to their plight even the suposed benevilent leaders Celestia and Luna.

THey grew to resent them all and Tirek devised a plan to go and steal Equestria's magic using the power over the seasons sun and moon to force all who were apethtic about their situation to bow before them and be THEIR slaves.

[7/26/2014 11:27:08 PM] MetaKnight145: Rest is history

[7/26/2014 11:27:48 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: oh my

[7/26/2014 11:27:51 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: that is... tragic

[7/26/2014 11:29:26 PM] MetaKnight145: Yep

[7/26/2014 11:29:34 PM] MetaKnight145: Batman villain levels of tragic

[7/26/2014 11:29:52 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: not Joker level, but more like...

[7/26/2014 11:29:56 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: Mr. Freeze level

[7/26/2014 11:30:07 PM] MetaKnight145: Aye

[7/26/2014 11:31:19 PM] MetaKnight145: Even the story within the story was tragic

[7/26/2014 11:32:43 PM] MetaKnight145: Don't eat fruit from a magic tree

[7/26/2014 11:34:39 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: Eve already made that mistake...

[7/26/2014 11:41:14 PM] MetaKnight145: lol

[7/26/2014 11:42:04 PM] MetaKnight145: Though they aren't punished by an almight deity for doing so they just get it punched back into their face.

Much like a faustian bargin

[7/26/2014 11:46:28 PM] MetaKnight145: Holy shit

[7/26/2014 11:46:38 PM] MetaKnight145: Explaining that took about 5 hours

[7/26/2014 11:48:57 PM] MetaKnight145: I'd hate to know how long explaining the entirety of my headcanon and every character's backstory would take

[7/26/2014 11:49:11 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: dude

[7/26/2014 11:49:16 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: copy paste this all onto fimfiction

[7/26/2014 11:49:19 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: you could make a story off this

[7/26/2014 11:50:16 PM] MetaKnight145: lol

[7/26/2014 11:51:15 PM] MetaKnight145: ya think so?

[7/26/2014 11:52:27 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: you probably could, yes!

[7/26/2014 11:53:43 PM] MetaKnight145: https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2012/7/17/46453__explicit_nudity_human_blushing_straight_breasts_penis_smile_grimdark_cum.jpg

[7/26/2014 11:55:48 PM] MetaKnight145: I like how feminists lead to that entire story summery

[7/26/2014 11:56:06 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: That link?

[7/26/2014 11:56:10 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: Not sure I shoudl click tho

[7/26/2014 11:56:15 PM] MetaKnight145: Just porn

[7/26/2014 11:57:40 PM] MetaKnight145: and the feminist thing was about the entire headcanon convo

[7/26/2014 11:57:53 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: aw

[7/26/2014 11:57:56 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: better than FoE

[7/26/2014 11:58:08 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: but yeah, dat domino effect

[7/26/2014 11:58:36 PM] MetaKnight145: Tempted to post it in a blog but I also don't want to incase I actually do make the story.

[7/26/2014 11:58:42 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: do it

[7/26/2014 11:58:45 PM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: make it a story

[12:01:35 AM] MetaKnight145: I will attempt to

[12:03:33 AM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: High Shipper Flint Sparks bows

[12:03:35 AM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: Thank you

[12:04:17 AM] MetaKnight145: >tfw I only discribed the backstory for one character and there is still Sombra's tragic love story and Discord's tragic- well- life.

[12:04:28 AM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: d'aw

[12:05:00 AM] MetaKnight145: Oh and hte origins of the trees.

[12:05:40 AM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: High Shipper Flint Sparks nods

[12:06:26 AM] MetaKnight145: You think the Tirek story would be one that actually deserves the tragedy tag and be genuine about it?

[12:06:33 AM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: yes

[12:06:35 AM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: do it

[12:07:31 AM] MetaKnight145: I might have to redisgn the oracle though.

I don't want to have to stick a human tag on it for one scene

[12:08:10 AM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: you don't have to

[12:08:17 AM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: the human tag is if humans are prevalent to the story

[12:08:38 AM] MetaKnight145: well

[12:08:40 AM] MetaKnight145: Two scenes

[12:11:02 AM] MetaKnight145: Yes the hair is blue because of hte reason you are thinking of.

His opposite isn't actually her but she is based on her.

[12:11:26 AM] MetaKnight145: Even I cam not completely free from cleches in fanfiction

[12:11:55 AM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: High Shipper Flint Sparks nods

[12:11:59 AM] High Shipper Flint Sparks: It's understandable

[12:12:35 AM] MetaKnight145: Though the only thing remotely similor is aperance.

[12:12:45 AM] MetaKnight145: The attitutes are vastly different