How Dan Got to Ponyville

by Dan_Hates_You

Rating: everyone
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Length: 940

Dan is an Angry man from america.. when Sent to Ponyville by his Nemesis.... He doesn't mix well

Dan is an Angry man from america.. when Sent to Ponyville by his Nemesis…. He doesn't mix well

// I actually Started this On a ponysquare account But it was a pain to read so i decided to Write it on here//

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-07-24 21:56:56 UTC

Chapter 1

It was just a normal day in Los Angeles, Dan was sitting at home with Mr.Mumbles watching TV "What is all this?!!? Mr Mumbles why is it that After 11am all the shows are about cooking!! I hate cooking!" he shouted "Meow.." His Cat Replied "Well... at least YOU understand..." The was a sudden bash on the door "GO AWAY I'M WATCHING TV!" another knock "I SAID GO AWAY!!!" The knocking stopped for a time... There was a Sudden Swish and Dan* was standing behind the couch "Hello Dan~ Why didn't you let me in? I thought We where Fwiends!" He said in a childlike tone, Dan Turned Around with a start "GAH~! HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE!!! AND WE ARE ANYTHING BUT FRIENDS!!!!" Dan* Let out a slight Chuckle "Why not? We are basicily the same person!"

"Because you are a wanna-be!!" Dan Shouted At the Top of his Lungs "Well... Don't Say I Didn't Warn you~" Dan* smirked then headed for the door "Have a nice 'Sleep' Dan.." He slammed the Door "What a creep..." From the vents blackout gas filled the room "OH yes... THIS WAS AN ORIGINAL IDEA!!! NOT LIKE YOU'VE DONE THIS BEFORE...I hate you..." Dan fell the The ground, After the gas had cleared Dan* came in and dragged the Unconscious Dan Into his Car "He had A chance.. Oh well.. I preferred it to be like this Anyway.." A smirk filled his face as he Drove off...

In Ponyville it was just a normal day, Ponies doing there day-to-day jobs.. Twilight was in her library reading, when a uncalled Stormcloud Formed "TWILIGHT!!" Rainbow Dash bashed down the door and flew in "We need your help!" The two ponies trotted outside, now everyone had stopped still, Staring at the cloud... After a bit, The cloud grew darker and Mister, Dan fell from the cloud still as a human... A circle formed around to see the unconscious human, "HUMANHUMANHUMANHUMAN!!!" Lyra Screamed rushing towards the person "Wait, Lyra there....REAL?" Bon-bon replied, Lyra nodded her head viciously "HE HAS HANDS!!!!!" Ponies had to drag Lyra away "NOOOOOO!!!!" Twilight shock her head "Poor pony..." Dan opened his eyes and shock his head out "Ugh... Where am I?.." He sat up and saw a few Ponies "I'm in hell..." His eye twitched and everyone stayed Silent "Uh... Hello Sugarcube, I'm Applejack... This is Twi-" She got cut off By Dan "I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR NAME IS!! WHERE AM I?! HELL? I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF ITS HELL!!" He stood up and looked down at all the ponies "Sir... I think you need to come this way~" Twilight Used Telekinesis To Drag Dan into the library "LET ME GO!!!!!" Twilight dropped him onto a pile Of books "Who are you exactly?"

"I'm DAN!!!! D-A-N!! GOT THAT?!!" He screamed "Please stop Shouting-" Twilight got Cut off by Dan again  "I AM NOT SHOUTING!!!!"

After a while for kicking, screaming, Twilight had had it "That's it.. im getting Celestia!!" She wandered out the door, slamming it on the way "I HATE YOU TO!!!!!" Dan said Breathing heavily

Wow Dan... I don't think i have EVER seen you that angry before, Or heard such Crude Language... said fading voice supposedly coming from nowhere "GAH!??! WHO ARE YOU?!?!? WHERE ARE YOU!?!? IN THE BOOKS!?!? IN THE SKY?!?!!? WHERE!?!?" Dan Stood up searching up and around the library In your House.. With your Cat... Well.. In MY house with MY cat... The voice chuckled slightly "Where is the answer to Number one!!!" Dan Said, Calmer than Usual but still with a bit of anger in his voice My my MY Dan! your even more stupid than I thought.... What was the LAST thing you Remember before you got taken Here hm?'"I was at home.. with Mr Mumbles when....."  Dan Clenched His Fist, Getting Ready to Punch the nearest object.. "YOU!!! DAN GET ME HOME NOW!!!!!!" Dan got into another Rage, Throwing books and breaking objects And why would I do that? You'll learn a thing or two from this place.. There won't be many disturbances here and besides.. your missing the 'Let it go' Phase everyone has got into lately In the background there was a knock on the door Gotta Go~ That'll be Chris.. Have a nice day Dan~ The voice Disappeared "NO NO NO NO NO!!!! COME BACK YOU JERK!!!!" No response.... "GAHH THE ONLY TIME I WANT THAT WASTE OF HUMANITY HE HAS GONE TO HAVE A TEA PARTY WITH CHRIS-" He stopped "My phone... I CAN CALL HIM!! AHA!!!" He reached into his pocket for his phone, Insted of a phone he picked up a note

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''Can't be bring Technology into This place... Wouldn't Work Anyway

~ Dan*'

Dan's voice screamed, Breaking windows in the next city over,Suddenly the door flung open and two tall figures approached Dan "You must be the one~" Princess Luna Looked over at him "I'll HAVE YOU KNOW I-" A flash of light appeared and Dan could not speak "Finally... Silence.." Twilight took a deep sigh in relief, Dan was Cursing at the three Ponies, obviously no sound came, "Sir Dan... You will be staying with My student Twilight Sparkle until you decide to stop acting like a 4 year old foal.." Princess Celestia Said Sternly, Dan went storming out the room: Red out of anger and Pushed Past the Princesses "(JERKS!)" He thought in his head, He slammed the door And Headed to out of town "Wow.. That guy needs to learn to let stuff go...~" The Three Princess Looked out the window at Dan Pushing ponies and storming away