Vol2:Tomorrow Never Knows - Don't Pass Me By

by IDigAPony

Chapters

Please Mister Postman
You Won't See Me
What You're Doing
I'm So Tired
Crying, Waiting, Hoping
Twist and Shout
Mistress Moonlight

Please Mister Postman

Chapter 1

Don’t Pass Me By

“Why hello Rainbow Dash. What brings you to my shop on this beautiful day?”

“Uh hey, Rarity – I-I need some advice.”

“Why certainly darling, all you need do is to ask.”

“Yeah, well I am.”

“Yes, so you are.”

“I’m, well maybe I should just…”

“Rainbow, whatever is the matter?”

“I think I should just go…”

“Oh, what a shame. Applejack and Twilight stopped by earlier with an ice cold batch of hard cider. It’s too strong to keep around the farm, you know… In any case I was going to offer you some, but-“

“Well, see, I got this letter…and uh, I am feeling kinda thirsty…”

“You really seem quite tense dear.”

“Yeah, I guess you could say that.”

“Here, let’s have some, shall we?”

“Oh, yeah!”

*Buuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppp Mmmm nas gyuuuud!”

“I beg your pardon?”

“I said mmmm, that’s good. *hic* Got any mor-“

*Buuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppp” *hic* “Oh! Excuse me!”

“Woah! Rarity! That was awesome! You downed that entire mug! And what a belch!”

“Why thank you Dash. I like to think of myself as full of surprises. Pour two more and I’ll get some pretzels. So, what about this letter you received?”

“I think it’s from a secret admirer.”

“Oooh, how mysterious, not to mention romantic! Any guesses as to who it may be?”

“No, and I read it a bunch of times.”

“Yes, and…?”

“And… well… I got nothing…”

“Well, perhaps if you were to divulge the contents of this missive, it would help…hmmm?”

“Yeah, uh, right…”

“You haven’t a clue as to what I just said, have you.”

“I haven’t.”

“What does the letter say?”

“You know Rarity, you should try speaking normally once in a while.”

“I’m sure I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

“Never mind – You know I’ve gotten fan letters before and usually they’re all “you’re my hero, you’re the awesomest of the awesomest, totally rad, cool, you know, that typical kind of stuff. Sometimes it’s love letters but they’re from colts who really don’t know how to write yet. They tell me how boss they are, how wicked. It’s pretty obvious when I get those - They can’t decide if they want to fly with me or fu-”

“Indeed... I take it that the tone of this letter is somewhat different. A bit more personal?”

“Yeah…pretty much.”

“Well do you intend to share its contents with me or not? I don’t see how I can be of assistance without knowing what we’re dealing with.”

“Oh, right. Here-“

“Dear Rainbow Dash,

This letter is kind of hard to write. I’ve always thought of you as a friend, though we haven’t had as much time together as I’d like, even when we were prepping for the Equestria Games. Not only are you strong and really athletic, but I think you’re really cute and funny, even though I’ve never told you that in person. Some ponies think you are just a fathead but I think you’re confident and self-assured not to mention an amazing flyer. I’d tell you who I am but I’m afraid you would laugh. We are both into athletics and I figured it might be fun for us to get together when we aren’t both involved in some kind of athletic event. I really enjoyed the time we got to hang out when we were getting ready for the games; it was fun, even though it was really uncomfortable when Spike sang the Cloudsdale anthem. I wanted to crawl under the winner’s platform.

When we were together, preparing for the games, I discovered that I had strong feelings for you. Now I just can’t stop thinking about you. I've even had dreams about you recently. Things got very romantic, and when I woke up I was broken hearted that it was only a dream. I wanted you so much that it hurt. I guess what I’m trying to say is that I’d like to be more than friends.

I’m not ready to tell you who I am yet, but I wanted to let you know that I love you.”

-Hopefully more than a friend one day

“And you really have no idea who this could be?”

“Not a clue. Look I suck at this kind of stuff. Romance is your department.”

“And why pray tell, do you say that?”

“Well who would you go to if you were me? Twilight? Pinkie? AJ?”

“Point taken.”

“So, uh, what do I do now? “

“Well darling, if you had to pick somepony, someone who comes to mind that might have written this, who would it be?”

“Uhhh…”

“Come along dear, you must have some idea”

“Well, I guess Soarin from the Wonderbolts.”

“Exactly. That was my thought as well. Why so reluctant to consider him?”

“Well, I don’t know how I feel about him. He’s a great flyer and all and is pretty cool, even when Spitfire basically screwed him over when we were prepping at Rainbow Falls. He’s not all uptight. We hung out a little when I was at the academy, but mainly I was with that jerk Lightning Dust. Oh – did you hear about her?!! She hooked up with Trixie!”

“Your’re KIDDING!!”

“I shit you not!”

“Rainbow, must you use such vulgar language?”

“Sorry Rares but I never pegged Trixie for a fillyfooler. Did you?”

“Are you kidding darling? She has incredibly suppressed feelings for Twilight. That pony is madly in love with our little Princess.”

“NO WAY! Does Twilight know?”

“Seriously Dash?”

“Yeah, I guess she’s as clueless as me in that area.”

“I wouldn’t go that far.”

“Very funny, Rares. How did you find out that Trix was hot for Twi?”

“Well, do you recall Sunny Fleur - that matron in Canterlot who was hosting the art show when I was there? It was right before Twilight’s birthday. I introduced you to her at the garden party."

“Yeah, I guess.”

“Well apparently Sunny grew up with Trixie’s mother and they have remained very close friends. When I was introduced to Ruby at the gallery, I had no idea that the elegant blue unicorn was the mother of that nasty little piece of work.

“Wait, Trixie’s mother’s name is Ruby?

“Why yes. Does that strike you as odd?”

“Well, yeah kinda. Ruby’s are red, right? And she’s blue right? Just weird.”

“Yes, I suppose it is. In any event, there we were, sipping our champagne when the topic of families came up. She was a few glasses ahead of me and began to lament how she’d just discovered that her youngest daughter was a fillyfooler. She had found a box under her bed with all these pictures of some mare. Most were innocent, but there were several that were… well…suffice to say they were not the sort of thing one would want made public. As if that weren't enough, it was clear that the mare of her affections had no idea that her picture was being taken. I, of course, tried to be supportive and sympathetic. Ruby told me that she confiscated the box and destroyed its contents. Trixie never asked her about it.”

“Wow… so?”

“Well I’d forgotten about it. That is until Twilight’s coronation. The six of us were with Luna and Celestia, at the receiving line greeting the guests when I spotted her in the line. She didn’t look too well; she kept staring at Twilight, who did look beautiful in that gown I designed. I was looking forward to saying hi again to Ruby, but when she got to me she barely seemed to recognize me. I had to remind her, but even then she seemed lost in her thoughts. Later on, as I danced with Big Mac, I saw her enter the topiary maze with Sunny. After the dance I excused myself and went to look for her. While hunting through that dreadful shrubbery, I heard Sunny’s voice – it’s unmistakable. The two of them were sitting in one of the bench alcoves along the shrubbery wall and I was on the other side of the hedge. I was going to call out and come around but then I heard Ruby say:

‘I was shocked when I saw the new princess. I felt awful. Of all the ponies my little Trixie had to fall for, she picks a future princess!! And when do I discover this? At the receiving line of her coronation! When I looked at her all I could see were those pictures! She seems like such a dear, sweet thing. The way Princess Celestia looked at her, such love and pride. The more I looked at her, the more ashamed I became, I couldn’t stop seeing those pictures in my mind. I will say she was quite attractive in them, preoccupied as she was, and I must say she was very preoccupied. With respect to her methods for, *ahem* gratification, they were, well, somewhat outside the typical. In any event there I was, standing in her receiving line to honor her as our new princess and wondering how I was going to look her in the eye when we were introduced.’”

“Holy Shi---eesh, Rares! ”

“Indeed.”

“I’d a spit my drink! Whad ya’ do?”

“Spit my drink. Fortunately nopony was around.”

“So what were they?”

“What were what?”

“The PICTURES! What was Twilight doing!”

“RAINBOW DASH!”

“Come-ON! You don’t have the slightest bit curious as to what she might have been doing? She said ‘outside the typical”

“I certainly do not!”

“Oh drop it Rares! We’re halfway through our second mug and you’re still acting all prissy. I happen to know that you have done your fair share of fantasizing about Twi..”

“H-How did you know”

“I didn’t - till now"

“Oh…you little bitch!”

“Oww – not so hard! C’mon Rares, who wouldn’t? Twi is a real cutie… Oh, don’t get like that. You know I've fantasized about you…”

“Of course you have, I’m just being cute. Besides, let’s not start that up again my little Dashie..., oh, and in case you’re wondering, no I did not write the letter. If I had I’d have done a better job with the writing, and secondly, fuck the letters I would have simply had a candle lit dinner waiting for you.”

“And you think that’s all it would have taken? Candle lit dinner? You think that I’m that easy?”

“If I wore that outfit, yes.”

"You mean the one with the..?”

"Yes Dashie..."

"...and the..."

“Uh-huh. My look at your wings…perhaps I’d better stop.”

“Yeah, perhaps you’d better.”

“Well if you really want to know I think she did talk a little about what was in those pictures…She was quite drunk”

“Yeah, sure, right…she did not talk about-”

“Apparently Twilight was reading a book while lying on her stomach as she straddled her hoof. Subsequent pictures showed her with her eyes closed in obvious ecstasy and finally with her teeth gritted and her eyes closed as, she, you know -finished. ”

"Woah, Twi humping away, groaning, moaning, cumming..."

"Dash - please... your wings?"

"Oh, yeah...heh-heh..."

"So dear, how did you hear about Trix and Lightning Dust? - .Oh! I believe I've come up with one of those combo names! - Trixie Dust No, wait, - Lixie!"

'Oh Rarity! You got one! Good one too Lick-see!!"

"Thank you Dash. So how did you find out about Lixie?"

“Oh, yeah, -from Bulk Biceps. He works out with Lightning’s brother Desert Dust. Lightning's whole family is pretty cool with her being a fillyfooler and all. Anyway, Bulk and Desert were at a weight lifting competition in Baltimare. Lightning went along, to cheer them on. So who shows up? - Trixie! Lightning acts like it's some big surprise. yeah, right. They said they were old friends and it just so happened that Trixie needed a place to stay so Lightning invited her to stay in the hotel room with them.“

"How convenient..."

“Yeah, right? So Bulk and Desert were up in Bulk’s room watching a training video, drinking protein shakes and getting psyched for the event that night. They ran out of the powder and went down to Desert’s room to get more. They walk in and Trixie is in bed, covered in all these blankets, pretending she’s sleeping – in the middle of the afternoon. Now these two muscle heads are not exactly bright, but even they are a little curious. Trixie pretends that she’s really tired and asks to be left alone, but she can’t stop twitching and whimpering.”

“NO!”

“Oh yeah. Lighting is under the covers sucking and licking at Trixie’s twat, and she won’t quit. She must be good because after trying to get her to stop, Trixie just gives up and starts to cum. Desert tries to get Bulk out of the room, he’s walked in on this kinda thing before, but Bulk won’t move, in fact he reaches over and pulls back the blanket and sure enough, there’s Lighting running her tongue all over Trixie’s pussy. Trixie is going crazy and is all ‘Make Trixie cum! Yes! Trixie is cumming!! oh yeah, oh yeah! Oh yeah,’ So Bulk just yells out…”

“He did not!”

“YEAH!!”

(*Laughing*)

“Bulk told me it was pretty funny. He was away when Trix came back with that amulet. Can you imagine if he had been there? I doubt Trixie would have tried her crap - Wait – is that why she came back?! For Twilight?!”

“Oh, oh, that is too funny! Of course darling. It was all about Twilight. Do you have any idea how much that amulet cost? It was a small fortune! She could have done anything with it, gone anywhere. But where does she go? To Ponyville? To challenge Twilight Sparkle? Really?”

“I see what you mean. She must really have it bad. Dying to tap Twi…”

“It’s my belief that Trixie came to town to have some fun with Twilight perhaps a little payback maybe not, well, , but I think ultimately it was to impress her with magic and share some tricks with her, and see where it went, but the evil influence of the amulet took over…poor thing.”

“Sounds like she wanted to share more than tricks with her…”

“So it would seem. Did you know about Lightning’s proclivities, seeing that you were roommates at the academy?”

“Yeah, uhhh, you could say that...”

“My goodness Dash, you’re blushing from the neck up. Did she discuss it with you.”

“Uhh, yeah, well, kind of.”

“Did she come on to you?!! Oh wait! Did you to have…relations?”

“Can we get back to the letter?”

“I KNEW it!”

“WHAT?!”

“Oh, oh, nothing darling. Sorry. Just silly speculation…and I apologize if I was getting too personal.”

“Uh, yeah,sure.Ain’t no thang. I mean she wanted me and all but I let her down easy. So about the letters? What should I do?”

“Well, , I’m not sure there is much you can do at this point. It’s really in his court. He is clearly shy and afraid of rejection.”

“So I just wait around? I mean he is kinda cute, I guess…”

“Yes he is, and very sweet and his body is quite toned, if memory serves.”

“He’d be kinda fun to fly with. Yeah, I guess I could go for him.”

“Fly? Really? Is that the verb that comes to mind? Personally, I think he is very cute and very sweet. You didn’t notice how he looked at you at the games? I think there was something there.”

“So? What do I do?”

“I’m sure there’ll be another letter. In the meantime, give your feelings about him some thought. He could be a lot of fun…”

“Yeahhh…”

*-----------------------------------*

“Hey Rarity, you around?!”

“Here I am Dash, hold on a moment, I just need to finish the trim on this outfit. What do you think?”

“I think somepony likes fish”

“They’re not fish, darling, they’re dolphins. That somepony is Sapphire Shores. It was a tip that Sweetie Bell discovered, courtesy of Luna. It was in one of her dreams right before I was submitting work for Sapphire’s last tour. Luna entered Sweetie’s dream and let her see how she had jumped to conclusions about something. She showed her that what she had done would have had dire results. Have you ever had Luna visit you in your dreams? She is… well words don’t do that princess justice. She is as amazing as her sister. I must say, I truly love her. Such a sweet, kind heart and such wisdom.”

“You know Rainbow, I went through a very rough patch after the Galloping Gala. Blueblood’s treatment of me destroyed a great many of dreams that I’d had since fillyhood of princes and being swept away -this whole fantasy I’d created. Luna showed me how special and lucky I was to have the love of my family and friends, and if I haven’t said it recently, in all seriousness, I love you Rainbow Dash, so dearly, and I don’t think I’ll ever forgive myself for letting my ego almost destroy your dream that day. And then on top of it, you saved my life. Luna helped me realize I should never take for granted my friendship with you and the others, and to tell those that I love that I love them, so once again, for being there and for putting up with me and all my trivialities, and never forget that I love you. Oh Dash, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to make you cry…”

“I’m not cry… oh what do you expect after saying all that? You know how much I…you know, love you. *sniff* Now get me a tissue so I don’t have to wipe this snot all over the back of my hoof. And get one for yourself while you’re at it. And will you shut up about that competition already? It all turned out fine, and I got to save my hero’s lives too. Wouldn’t of happened if you hadn’t been there showing off. ”

*sniff*“ "Thank you Rainbow. I know, I do need to let it go. Anyway, Sweetie told me that Sapphire simply adores dolphins, they’re her good luck symbol, and so every time I make something for her, I include at least one somewhere on each piece of her ensemble. Sometimes large, sometimes small. There, now how does that look?”

“Pretty awesome. Not my style, but I can see it on her, really cool Rares, she’s gonna freak on it.”

“Thank you Rainbow. So what is it that brings you here? Another letter?”

“Yeah…”

“May I see it?”

“Sure”

“Hmmm, still won’t reveal his identity.”

“No, he’s still playing it cagey.”

“He wants you to meet him in MANEHATTAN?!! That’s, I mean…kind of a long way away. I’m not sure I like that. You’d have to spend the night there.”

“No, it’s cool, he got me my own room. Two nights”

“Ah, yes, I see, so he did. Well how do you feel about it?”

“I dunno. He even sent me train tickets. He wants me to meet him at The Horseasons .”

“The Horseasons?! Why that’s one of the most exclusive restaurants in the city! How can he possibly afford it?”

“Don’t forget, he gets prize money from the races in Canterlot.”

“Well, I suppose. I just worry about an assumed “quid pro quo.”

“Queen pro who again?”

“No darling, Quid Pro Quo, it means ‘this for that.’ It suggests that for spending all this money on you there is an implied debt that you will be expected to repay in some form or other…”

“Oh, yeah, I thought of that. He figures for all that I’ll let him slip one between my haunches.”

“Dash! Must you?!”

“Sorry. That’s kind of what I was wondering. Do I want to go through all that? It’s silly because I could so totally take him one on one if he tried something.”

“I’ve no doubt you could, nor do I think he has any doubt of it either. So perhaps it is just an innocent request in an effort to simply enjoy an evening with you.”

“So I should go?”

“That, my dear Dash, is a question only you can answer. He does seem to be very much in love with you though. This is quite the letter. It sounds as if he spent some time and put a great deal of effort into writing it based upon what’s here…

“… If you decide that you’re not ready for a relationship, I’ll understand, but I ask that you give me a chance. Since we met and spent time together I can’t stop thinking about you, and it’s only gotten worse with each passing day. I’ve become almost useless at my work and I find myself aching for you. You’d probably have a tough time imagining me shedding tears, but I do, every night and every morning, thinking about you and wishing you were with me, just by my side. You are such a great spirit, something that has been lacking in my life. You are so bold and brave and sweet.

I’ve done my best to hide my feelings but I can’t stand it anymore. I have to take this shot. It’s taken a lot of courage for me to ask you, but you are worth it all. I’m not even sure I’m going to mail this letter. I’m only asking you to try to make you happy. I’ll look for you at the bar, and if you don’t show up, I’ll know your decision...”

“Well Rainbow, should you decide to go, I’d be more than happy to accompany you and offer moral support, should you think you need me. Oh wait, what am I saying? Sapphire is coming here to spend the weekend going over the designs for her next tour!”

“That’s really nice of you anyway Rares, and I’d ask you, but I think I need to do this one on my own.”

“So you’re going?”

“eYup.”

“Good for you! When is the train?”

“Well he says that he’ll be at the restaurant's bar at 7 this Friday, that's the day after tomorrow. He even got me a sleeper, so I guess I’ll catch a train late tomorrow afternoon and check into the hotel in the morning.”

“That’s great! Sapphire Shores is going to be here tomorrow on the 2:00 train! You can meet her! She’s checking out the dresses and then taking me and Sweetie Belle out to dinner. That’s why Sweetie was so excited when you got here. She and Sapphire really hit it off when they met. Hear her squealing upstairs? She’s so excited.”

“So any idea what I should wear?”

“Of course! Come by tomorrow and it’ll be ready.”

“Aw Rares you don’t have to do that.”

“I insist! Be here at noon for the fitting and I’ll have it ready for the six o’clock train.”

“You so rock Rare!”

“As do you RD!”

*------------------------------*

“Hey Rarity, you here? “

“Hellow Rainbow, I’d like to introduce you to someone. Rainbow Dash, this is…”

“…Wow! Sapphire Shores! I mean, uh, hey, Saph, ‘sup? Love your stuff.”

“So this is the amazing Rainbow Dash. I understand that you’re responsible for my best designer here still breathing. Is that really true? If so I owe you one.”

“Aw, ain’t no thang, but... I’d love a signed disc”

“Sure…wait! Rarity, I know this pony! Rainbow Dash… weren’t you in a Daring Do book? You were on the cover!! I love Daring Do! I read her all the time on the tour bus! Oh baby I want YOUR autograph! Rarity I had no idea you really were a pony every pony should know!”

“Thank you Sapphire! So Dash – here’s your outfit for the city - what do you think?”

“WOW! That’s awesome! It’s simple and cool and…”

“Elegant?”

“Yea, elegant - 20% more elegant. Thanks Rares! Well I gotta catch the train. It was great meeting you Ms Shores. Hope I can see you perform sometime.”

“It’s Sapphire, or Saph. And you just say the word Dashie. Anytime I’m performing, you just go to the head of security and say the code word ‘Daring Dolphins’ and he’ll let you right in.”

“Did you just call me Dashie? So cool, what a day! Sweet! Thanks!”

“My pleasure and good luck with your date. He’s one lucky colt!”

“Yeah, I know…gotta jet now – over and out…!”

“She really is something Rarity, you were right.”

“That’s why we all love her.”

You Won't See Me

Chapter 2

You Won't See Me

I don’t know about this.

Maybe I should just leave. Do I really like Soarin? He seems nice enough and he is cute.

He’s also late.

Maybe he got cold hooves. I can’t afford more than one drink in this place, I’m really gonna have to nurse this one. At least my room is really nice…and paid for! Now I just gotta figure how I’m going to afford to eat. I have my Equestrian Express card; I guess I could charge everything…

Wow, Rarity was right, this is quite the place. No! Could that be…? It looks like George Stephanhoofalis, the reporter, wow! Who’s he talking to? That hair looks familiar, is that…? Woah! Is it? He’s talking to Harshwhinny from the games! WTF? Small world. Should I go over there? I wonder…nah, they’re having-oh, he saw me staring; now she’s turning around. Ohmygosh she’s waving me over!! I gotta finish this drink fast.”

“Ms. Dash! What brings you to Manehattan?”

“Uh, well, just some sightseeing, you know…”

“Oh, I’m sorry, George – this is Rainbow Dash, Rainbow Dash, George Stephanhoofalis. Rainbow competed for Ponyville in the Equestria Games.”

“Oh I know this little filly. She did pretty well as I recall.”

“Wow, you actually know me?”

“Well who could forget that mane?”

Oh my face is so warm, I know I’m blushing! Damn it!

“Uhh, thanks. Ms. Harshwhinny really got it all done what with all the work setting up the games. It was great working with her.”

“Yea, she’s something else.”

“Oh you are too nice.”

“Well I have to get to the office. I’ll leave you two fillies to chat. Pleasure to meet you.”

“Yeah, me too, Mr. Stephanhoofalis.”

“Call me George.”

“Okay George, See you later-”

"Sure Rainbow. Have your friend there bring you by the studio. I'd love to show you around. See you later"

"Yeah, will do.

Cool!!

“So Ms.Dash, sightseeing? Your outfit is amazing! Very cosmopolitan! You look,,, stunning.".

"Aw gee, thanks. Rarity made it for me. It is pretty cool"

"So, what have you seen so far?”

“Just the inside of my room and this place. I just got here today. Actually I’m supposed to meet somepony here for dinner.”

“Oh really? It’s quite a place. They must be somepony special.”

“Yea, well actually they’re kinda late, it’s kinda ticking me off.”

“I know what you mean. I hate tardiness! What’s so funny?”

“You would so get along with Twilight. She hates to be tardy. Besides, it’s a funny word – it just cracks me up.”

“I guess it is kind of funny. I remember Princess Sparkle. A very nice pony.”

“Oh yeah, we’re pretty tight.”

“So, it looks like your glass is empty. Would you like another? It’s on me.”

“Yeah, sure, thanks..

"Great. If you don’t mind my asking, whom are you waiting for?”

“Oh, well, it’s kind of funny. I think it’s this pony from The Wonderbolts.”

“Oh, really? Which one?”

“Soarin. Well I’m not even sure it’s him…”

“What do you mean?”

“Well I got these letters, love letters. He didn’t sign his name, but I’m pretty sure it’s him. I did some checking up and found out that the Wonderbolts are doing an exhibition show up in Flankers. It’s just north of the city, in Witherschester County. It’s only about 15 miles away. He could get here in no time. But it’s already 7:45. I guess he changed his mind.”

“Oh, that’s a shame. So what can I get you?”

“Oh, nothing. You know what, I feel kinda beat. I think I’ll just go to my room.”

“Oh, Ms. Dash, please don’t. And don’t look so sad... and don’t be ridiculous - you’re having dinner with me. My treat!”

“Really? Wow that’s really nice.”

“Well you were such a help at the games. And who knows, he may show up anyway. Excuse me - Waitress? Oh hello Bella, I didn't recognize your new hairstyle. Is my table ready? Thank you. So, Ms. Dash - shall we?"

"Allons-y"

"Ah, Parlez-vous prançais mademoiselle Dash?"

"Wha? Eh no-ay vous - it's just something this friend of mine in Ponyville always says..."

"Ah, I see. How is this table?"

"Wow, this is really nice! Very private and what a view! And these seats are really comfortable..."

"I'm glad you like it Rainbow."

"Wha? Who-wha?"

"My voice?"

"Yeah! Where's the fancy accent? The bored sound.. the, eh, harsh-whinny? Your voice is so nice. It's soft and... do you sing?"

"Thank you. Well, a little."

"Can you say "Professionalism Ms. Dash?"

(laughing) "Professionalism Ms. Dash, we must maintain professionalism."

"WOW! It sounds so sweet. It sounds more like you're asking or advising me and not commanding me. And your face, - you don't look all pissed, oh, sorry, angry like you usually do."

"It's okay to say 'pissed off,' I'm a big pony. I know all sorts of words. I never get tired of your directness"

"I-I just can't get over it! It's so melodic and sweet and even..kinda sexy."

"That's really nice to hear. It's the voice I was born with."

"You know who you sound like?"

"Let me guess - Princess Luna?"

"Yeah! How did you know?"

"Tia -eh-Princess Celestia told me that when we met at the games, actually Luna did too."

"Wow, and they would know- so what's with the harsh - whinny? The whole fake front? Oh, is it okay for me to call you Lovingcup? I mean if we're having dinner together it's kinda weird to be calling each other Ms Dash and Ms Harshwhinny."

"No,"

"Oh, I'm sorry"

"Lovingcup is actually my middle name. I'd prefer it if you would call me by my first name."

"Oh! Sure - All I know it it starts with H. We all kinda wondered what it was..."

"I'll bet you had some interesting guesses too... Oh don't worry, I get it all the time."

"Cool. So what is it?!"

"Harmony"

"Harmony?! Really? None of us ever guessed that."

"I'll bet (laughs)"

"So what's with the whole Lovingcup Harshwhinny?"

"Well as I said this is the voice I was born with. My parents both sang as a hobby and one time when they were changing me they were singing and supposedly I started cooing in harmony. So they gave me the name. I guess they never thought about how it sounded with my last name."

"Yeah, I guess not."

"But the kids in school did..."

"Oh, yeah, I bet."

"So I started using Lovingcup, and when I was in school I watched how I spoke."

"Kids at school can really be ass- jerks"

"You were right the first time."

(laughter)

"But you're outta school now- why the whole voice/attitude thing?"

"Well, I went to this finishing school, and I was taught that unless you were tough, you wouldn't get anywhere in the world. I don't look tough and I wanted to get somewhere, so I practiced the 'scowl,' the 'voice' Ms. Dash! And the attitude! Will you kindly refrain from looking around the room for the rich and famous? It's very un-professional!"

"Yeah, that's the Harshwhinny I know."

"Yes, you and the rest of the world. I have to say, it does get results. When you're in a room full of politicians and their ego's who are fighting for the right to host a major sports event, you need a way to keep them in line. Ms. Lovingcup Harshwhinny can. Harmony Harshwhinny? Not so much..."

"But like you always have to be 'on.' You never let the wall down."

"Not if I'm going to command their respect. If they see Harmony, it's all over."

"So why are you being Harmony with me?"

"Being Ms. Harshwhinny takes a lot out of me. I figured what the hay - you'd probably understand."

"Yeah, I think I do. I just gotta get used to it."

"Maybe I can help- what are you drinking.”

“Well I was having wine, but what I’d really like right about now is a Maregerita.”

“So order one.”

“No, Trotquila makes me crazy…”

“Oh Bella? Would you bring us two top shelf Maregerita’s? Oh, Rainbow, do you like salt?”

“Yeah.”

“…yes Bella, salt on both.”

“Okay…but don’t say I didn’t warn you.”

"Okay (laughing I'll be sure to... hey - what's the matter Rainbow?"

"Uh, nothing. I was just thinking about being stood up. I guess I..."

“Wow - where is that confident Rainbow Dash? I guess we're both a little different than we let others see. It’s so odd to see you in anything less than a confident and self-assured manner. I was waiting for a business associate who it seems had better things to do as well, so I figured why not have a girls night, right?”

“Yeah, right!”

*-----------------------*

“Wow, those are some Marenen- Marnen, Marger-gritas. Sure glad I don’t have to fly!”

*laughs*

“You’re a pretty amazing flyer, I bet you could fly even after a few Marenengritas. You know I had a roommate at the school who used to try to fly drunk. This one time we’d had a big party and after she’d had a couple a’bunch she insisted she could fly. Well we had this huge industrial clothes dryer at the dorm. We told her we would let her fly if she would sit in the clothes dryer blindfolded while we spun it for 3 minutes...”

“You’re kidding! Wha-happened?”

“After 3 minutes she begged us to turn it off.”

“Did you?”

“No, we didn’t have to. We’d never turned it on! She came out a lost her chips and dip all over the laundry.”

“Ahhhhahh! You are too funny! So she didn’t fly?"

“Are you kidding? She was afraid to walk! So my little flyer, how is your oatsteak?”

“Amazing. The fries are the best I’ve ever had. That fillet of wheat looked good, how was it?”

“They’re famous for it here. It was delicious.”

“I bet you go everywhere, travel all over Equestria, meet famous people, like George. It must be pretty awesome.”

“Well it can be fun, but you really can’t have a personal life. I have a tiny apartment in Baltimare, actually the Games committee owns apartments all over Equestria and I am usually in one of them.”

“So, uh, are you…”

“Married? I was. I divorced him 2 months after the Equestria Games. I caught him with his secretary. Actually it was my secretary. I thought she was being so helpful with all her trips to the house to pick up my papers if I forgot them or to take care of my laundry. Turns out she was taking care of a lot more than that.”

“Oh, hey, I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have asked. I didn’t mean to upset you.”

“No, it’s okay. It was a bad time. I found out then that I-uh well, I really didn’t have any friends to turn to. I thought Ivy - my secretary- was my friend. After it all came out, I found I had no one. All I had was business associates and people from the different towns, cities and empires."

"Aw, hey, what's with the tears? It's okay - I can't believe you don't have a lot of friends. What about George?"

"A business acquaintance. I kept thinking about you and your friends and how you were so close to each other. I would give anything to have somepony in my life like that.”

“Yeah, well, we’re kind of special.”

“I know. You can rely on each other. I thought it was sweet that the Princess helped out your little dragon when he froze up at the opening ceremonies.”

“Oh yeah, Spike? He’s a cool little guy but he just froze up.”

“You should give him some lessons in self-assurance.”

“Who me? I guess I am pretty sure of myself. Like you.”

“No Ms Dash, you have the wrong pony there. I hide my insecurities behind myyyyyyyy shoooooowwww vooooooiiice. I think it’s why I use that ridiculous voice. If I ever stop working I’m afraid I’ll find out how sad I really am.”

“You should so come out to Ponyville! We all thought you were great.”

“Yes, especially your friend – Fluttershy was it? I happened to catch her little impersonation of me. I was going by your suite during the games...”

“Oh, heh, yeah,”

“Don’t worry, I thought it was adorable. And pretty accurate as well…”

“Oh, good. We really do like you. Especially the CMC’s”

“Ah yes, the little fillies who carried your flag? They were amazing.”

“Yeah, they are. They’d never seen a real businesspony before. They were very impressed. I gotta say, you really are amazing. Organizing all that stuff. Especially the last minute – like setting it up so Spike could sing that song…hahha”

*Laughs* “Yes, Talk about uncomfortable. I wanted to crawl under something.”

“I know how you felt sister - it went on and on and on…”

“…and on and on… you know Rainbow - I don’t know who I felt worse for. The team from Cloudsdale, him, or me.”

“I know, I felt pretty bad for everypony. You must have been glad when it was all over.”

“Well I left the games just in time to get home for my divorce.”

“Oh, yeah. I hope you screwed him good.”

“Not well enough, apparently.”

*Laughter*

“It’s nice to know I can still laugh with friends. I hope I can call you a friend.”

“Hay-yeah!. Like I said, if you come by Ponyville, we’ll do it up. Me and the girls will show you the town, not that there’s much to it. I mean it ain’t no Cloudsdale, Manehattan or Canterlot, but it’s home.”

“Maybe I will one day...”

“Hey, why the sad face? What’s the matter?”

“I don’t know. Just the blues, I guess. I think I knew I had a problem in my marriage but I just kept plowing into my work. I was too cowardly to face it. It would force me to face my life, which is just, well sad. I guess that’s why. In fact I was on my way home to surprise him with two tickets to for a couple of weeks in Scotland. Just the two of us…when I discovered the two of them. Needless to say, he had a bigger surprise for me.”

“Oh, that really sucks. I’m sorry, I mean-“

“No you’re right. It really sucked.”

“So what now? Are you going to Scoltland?”

“Well the tickets are open. It's aboard a beautiful cruise ship - the Princess Luna. I can go anytime I guess, but I’d kind of planned on seeing it with him, you know?”

“Awww, hey, come on, it's alright, don't get all upset. - you deserve way better than him. Hey if your really desperate I'll go with you.”

“That’s very sweet of you to say. I feel kind of like one of your friends.”

“Hey you are. Maybe we could be the Mane 7?”

“And what would I be? The spirit of micro-managing?”

*laughter*

“Now, that is funny. It’s also kind of Twilight’s job. Hey we got you laughing again. See, it ain’t all that bad.”

“No I guess not.”

“Wow, what time is it? Like everyone is gone. Woah, it’s like 11:30!”

“Yes, so it is. I suppose I ought to pay the check and let the staff go home.”

*------------*

“You know Rainbow, it was one of the more pleasurable meals I recall having in quite some time. Where are you staying - maybe we can share a cab?”

"Uhhh, let me rem- oh yeah, at The Carriage House. It's up near the park."

"You're kidding! The Games committee has several rooms there. It's where I stay when I'm in town. Quite a few companies lease space there."

"How cool is that? Maybe we can meet for breakfast. I’m not sure if I’m going to hang out tomorrow or go home. Are you going to be around tomorrow?”

“I don’t really know. I doubt it.”

*-----------*

"Ah here we are Rainbow. What floor is your room on?"

"The twenty second. Where are you?"

"Our rooms are on 12."

“Cool, well thanks for dinner and I can’t wait to see you in Ponyville.”

“Oh, yes, perhaps I will visit one day.”

“Can’t wait. Goodnight.”

“Rainbow?"

"Yeah?"

"Do me a favor, will you?”

“Sure thing, what is it?”

“No matter what happens, don’t ever change, stay bold and brave and sweet and remember that you cheered me up when I really needed it.”

“Will do. ‘Night”

“Good night Ms Dash.”

What You're Doing

Author's Note

Warning - a little clop....

What You're Doing

Chapter 3

What You're Doing

The view from Rainbow’s room was amazing. The window took up an entire wall and looked out over the city where a million tiny stars dusted the buildings.

"Wow..."

A somewhat tipsy rainbow maned Pegasi removed her dress and dropped it on the floor before flopping down face first on one of the big pillows at the head of the circular queen sized bed. She lay there letting the coolness of the pillowcase against her face relax her, the scent coming from it was nice. It was a little musky but a little spicy too, even a little familiar, As she lay there she began to feel oddly restless - especially between her legs. Leaning to her side, she slid her right hoof under her, tucking it between her legs, then rolled back on her stomach. She began to move her hoof, twisting it and relishing the building want down there. The strength of her desire surprised her and she spread her legs a little wider and being more direct on certain areas. In moments she knew she was comitted to it and leaned to the right, slipping her left hoof under and between her legs in order to hold herself open.

The type urges she was feeling were familiar and she knew that this would be one of those times.

Do I really want to do this now? I mean it feels SO totally awesome and I haven't had one of these in awhile but it gets kinda crazy and leaves my legs all rubbery and really wipes me out, plus it usually makes a mess...

Dash could already feel the thick wetness with her hooves.

I'm gonna have to get up and get a couple of towels if I keep this up...

The pillow was making it difficult to breathe so she rolled over on her back and lay there, her legs spread wide, and toying with herself and caressing. Soon, though, the urge seemed to drop away a little and she found herself feeling tired. Her wetness started to feel tacky which meant she was losing the desire. Part of her was grateful, but part was disappointed, she never knew when one of these would happen again. As she thought about it she began to get angry. Not doing anything once she was aroused enough to get wet could leave her aching between her legs. Her friends (well some of them) called it "blue lips." The only way to avoid it was to finish what she'd started but now she was totally out of the mood and forcing it just totally sucked.

Must be the Trotqulia...

As she lay flat on her back she tilted her head back and looked over at the night side table. She saw the letters there. If things went well with Soarin' she'd hoped to show him she'd kept each one. Blindly, she reached back, grabbed them and crumpled them, but in doing so she knocked over the vase of fresh flowers that sat there.

Shit! Fucking asshole Soarin'! I don't blame Spitfire for treating him like a jerk! He IS one... Where did those flowers come from? I don't remember them being here when I checked in. I must have been too blown away by the rest of the room. Hmmm - no card...

Dash got up off the bed and walked around to where the vase had fallen. Fortunately, due to its shape, almost no water had spilled out. Dash noticed something strange taped to the bottom of the vase.

A key.

She pulled the tape off and took the key. Suddenly there was a knock at the door.

Dash went to the door and peered out through the peephole. A bellpony stood there smiling politely.

What the fuck? Suddenly she was aware of the scent of her sex. "Hang on... be right therrre..."

She ran into the bathroom, grabbed a washcloth, ran it under the tap and grimaced as she pressed the cold terrycloth between her legs and wiped. She patted herself dry with a soft towel and went back and opened the door.

"Yeah? Can I help you?"

"I'm terribly sorry to disturb you ma'am, especially at this late hour but a mistake was made. We received a call that the wrong flowers were delivered to your room. We would have waited until the morning, but the caller was very insistent. I'm so sorry but I'm afraid I need to take those. Here are the right ones."

"What? Okaaaay, I guess. - but don't expect a tip!"

"Of course not ma'am, and for this disturbance and the dreadful mistake, the hotel management would like to offer you another night here at no charge and free room service for the remainder of your stay. Anything you'd like, with the exception of liquor, though you are permitted a single bottle of Champagne."

"Really? How freakin cool is that?! Swap away garcon!"

After the bellpony had left, Dash sat on the bed and turned the key over in her hoof. She noticed that on the key's edge, a very tiny number was stamped. "1235" She went and got her key. It was stamped 2269. Her room number.

That's weird. 1235...

Harshwhinny got off on the 12th floor.

Dash looked at the wastepaper basket. The crumpled letters there...

...confident and self-assured...

...an amazing a flyer…

...a great spirit…

…when Spike sang the Cloudsdale anthem…wanted to crawl under the winner’s platform.

...preparing for the Equestria Games...

...bold and brave and sweet...

...are you going to be around tomorrow?

...I don’t really know-

I doubt it...

She looked at the key.

Her heart began to beat like a trip-hammer and her stomach tightened to a fist. She bolted for the door, ran down the hall to the elevator, and didn't stop pushing the down button until the door opened.

Come on, come ON!

Finally the doors slid open and she got on.

She pressed the button for the twelfth floor several times and tapped her hoof impatiently. The doors slid open. Dash took off down the hall and stopped at 1235. She knocked lightly.

"Harmony?" she spoke quietly.

No answer.

She slipped the key into the lock and turned. The lock disengaged and she turned the knob and opened the door.

The room was nice, moderate, nowhere near as palatial as Dash's though.

Lying asleep on the bed was Harmony Harshwhinny. Dash cleared her throat. No response. She went over to the left side of the bed and sat down.

Dash put her hoof on Harshwhinny's shoulder and shook it lightly. .

"Harmony? Harmony? Helloooooo?"

No response. The wastepaper basket was filled to overflowing with crumpled tissues. There among them a bright red ribbon tied into a bow caught her eye. She pulled it up and let it rest on top of the tissue pile. It was around a small gold wrapped gift box that had been torn open apparently in anger. The card taped to the outside read "For my Rainbow, with love, Harmony." She could see what looked like a pair of black silk stockings in the box. She went to retrieve it she saw something else on the floor behind the wastepaper basket. An empty pill bottle. Her heart picked up speed as she reached to pick it up. She had a hard time reading the label, her hoof was shaking so badly.

It was for sleeping pills and it had been filled yesterday.

"FUCK!"

She immediately put her head to Harshwhinny's chest. A faint heartbeat.

Patting her cheek got no response. She patted harder until she was slapping her. Harshwhinny's eyes opened to slits.

"No, don't do this, no!" Dash started to cry as she dragged Harshwhinny into the bathroom. Sitting her on the floor, she propped the blonde pony's back up against the toilet. She turned on the tap, half filled a glass with water and poured a little shampoo in. Then she started slapping Harshwinny's face again until she started mumbling. She held the glass to her lips.

"Drink this!! Please Harmony, drink this. PLEASE!!" She leaned and spoke into the blonde pony's ear, half crying. "please, oh please babe, you've got to drink this, I- I saw the stockings, they're beautiful, why didn't you tell me?" Harshwhinny's head flopped forward and Rainbow caught it and tried to pour some of the drink into her mouth. "If - if you'll drink this, I'll wear those stockings for you... I'll put on a show for you.. You have to see me - *sniff* I-I'm the b-best... We'll have awesome sex, You'll cum just watching me play with myself while wearing those stockings- I got the sweetest little cunt and it's all yours - just come on! Puh-pl-pleeeese!"

Harshwhinny eyes opened slightly more then closed.,

"No, come on, my sweet little pussy is all yours, me in those stockings, pulling them on slowly, stay with me here, come on, I need you to wake up enough to drink this, then I'm all yours babe, all yours..."

Harshwhinny's head lolled forward a little.

Dash was crying but kept talking. "No, don't give up, w-we-we're talking about my cunt! My pussy! Do you know how many ponies would give their left hoof to get at it? To just see it? But if you'll just drink this, it's all yours, I'll have your fucking name tattooed over it "Property of Harmony Harshwhinny." just please drink this. We don't have much time!! You gotta do it now!" Dash started sobbing, "Please!!, Just please!"

Harshwhinny raised her head slightly for a moment and opened her mouth. Drool came out of the corner of it.

Dash's eyes opened wider and she smiled as she poured some if the drink into her mouth. The throat constricted confirming that the pony had swallowed it.

"Yeah , that's it babe, that's it, and don't feel bad about drooling, Everypony does it when they think about my pussy." She laughed a little, causing more tears to spill from her eyes.

Harshwhinny went into a weak cough and Dash laid her down on her side. Suddenly she started to convulse and a moment later the contents of the blonde pony's stomach were all over the bathroom's tiled floor. Dash exhaled and broke down into sobs as she saw numerous whole caplets among the soapy remnants of dinner. She made sure Harshwhinny was steady on her side, ran out to grab the pill bottle and ran back to Harshwhinny. She counted the pills on the floor - 11 and a half dissolved one.

The prescription was for 30. Dash felt the hopelessness rise and incredible emotion and burst out crying. As she looked for the doctors name she saw the tiny hoofwritten note on the label:

"Owe patient 15" There had only been 15 in the bottle! Dash couldn't stop crying but she held Harshwhinny's prostrate body and kissed her continuously on the forehead. "Oh thank you pharmacy, whoever you are. oh thank Celestia!" Dash sat there with Harshwinny's head in her lap and gently caressed her mane.

"It's okay, sweetie, it's okay, your Rainbow is here and she's not going anywhere."

I'm So Tired

Author's Note

Warning: There be clop here

Despite what you read here earlier, this story doesn't end here,

Not even close.

I'm So Tired

Chapter 4

I'm So Tired

Dash sat at the edge of the enormous round bed in her room. The sun lit the glass curtains that she’d pulled in front of her huge window wall and gave the whole room a wonderful warm sunny glow. She gently caressed the muzzle of Harmony who had begun to stir. Slowly the blonde pony opened her eyes. As soon as she saw Dash’s face, she turned her head away.

“Hey, is that any way to treat the pony that loves you?”

Nothing

“Come on Harmony, look at me...babe?"

But Harmony kept her head turned away.

Dash saw Harmony's move as she let out a single sob. A tiny cry came from her and then she drew in a shaky breath followed by such painful muffled cries that Dash couldn't keep her own emotions in check. She felt her throat tighten and tears well up in her eyes. "It-its okay now. you're here with me in my room..

Harmony turned her head and looked at Dash, her eyes filled with fear.

“Don’t worry, the staff here loves you," Dash reached over and stroked the blonde mane., "I didn’t know you stayed here all the time. I'm glad you let them past Ms. Harshwhinny and let them see Harmony. She is one incredible pony. They told me some major favors were called in to score me this room. No one is saying anything; the only ponies allowed in here were Tote, Willow, Carri, the doctor and Mr. Oak. They treated you as well as I’ve ever seen any pony treated, they even took care of me" Tears spilled from Dash's eyes but she gave Harmony a weak smile. "I got a free back massage, they did my mane, my hooves, which I never let anypony touch, except for Willow and now..." she leaned forward to kiss Harmony on the forehead but before she could, Harmony turned her head away

"...you." Dash sat back a little and looked away..

"How did you find me?" Harmony asked - her voice strained with emotion.

"Well, I, uh was upstairs in my room and I accidentally knocked over the flowers you sent me."

"And you found the key. I tried to get those flowers swapped out before you had a chance to find it."

"Yeah, well it's lucky for you they didn't"

Harmony started to cry. "You sure got that wrong."

"Aw, don't say that babe-"

"PLEASE stop calling me that! I'm not your babe!"

"Well you sure could of fooled me!" Dash snapped at her. "Do you usually write love letters to your casual friends telling you how much you love them?" She instantly regretted it., "I'm sorry, But why didn't you tell me?"

"“Because you’d laugh. You couldn’t possibly be interested in me. You have your young cute friends. What would you want with an old mare who just discovered she’s a dyke?”

Dash approached her and spoke softly. “Who said your old? I’ll bet you’re not over 30.”

“You'd lose that bet by about a month” Harshwhinny sounded angry and disgusted with herself.

“So happy birthday!" Dash's voice did not skimp on the sarcasm. "Why didn’t you give me a chance?”

Harshwhinny looked away and spoke without hesitation as though reciting facts that were evident to all. “Because I’m a coward. If I never asked you, I’d never have to hear you laugh and ask if I was serious." she paused. Fresh tears filled her eyes, "I could keep hoping that maybe one day…”

“One day what?”

Rainbow Dash leaned over to her and nuzzled the side of her face with her own. She pushed the blonde mane aside and nibbled gently on her ear. Harshwhinny kept her face turned away and remained silent.

“…that I might do this?”

Harmony turned toward Rainbow who smiled despite the incredible pain she saw on her face. She fought the pain in her throat and her eyes sting again with tears. Never breaking her gaze into the blue eyes that suddenly meant more to her than she'd thought, she leaned forward and gently kissed Harmony.

“…or that?”

Ms. Harshwhinny, her ears folded down nodded and looked back into Dash's lavender eyes.

"I don't know why you tried to kill yourself Harmony and I don't care, but I sure as hay care if you try it again. If you do, know this - I will hate you forever. Got that? And I don't hate anypony so it'll make you the only member of a very exclusive club!"

Harmony nodded. "So who do they think you are - Mr. Oak and the rest."

Dash's smile was flippant. "Your marefriend" she said, shrugging a shoulder.

"You mean my friend who is a mare."

"No, I mean your maaarefriend.

The blonde pony just stared, dumbfounded.

"How about yourrrrr, muzzle-nuzzling-lip kissing-pussy-licking marefriend?.”

Dash waited for Harshwhinny to blink.

Nothing, but the blonde pony fought like mad to keep from laughing. So Dash went on...

"Now listen here BABE - I’ve been carrying a certain something around with me... I have been since the minute the hotel doctor said you were going to be fine and they haven’t been out of my sight since, marefriend"

"So," Harshwhinny asked, "just what makes you think I want you as my marefriend?"

"Woah, whoah, whoah, what makes me think you want me as your marefriend? Half of fucking Equestira wants me as their marefriend! But what in particular? Dash stood up, reached over to the little box on top of the night side table and opened it. She carefully lifted out a pair of sheer black silk stockings. Harmony's eyes followed her every move. Dash separated them and put one back on top of the box. Then she sat back on the chair and as though she were completely alone, gathered the first one up, slipped the toe over her pointed right hoof and began to pull it slowly up her leg. She took her time, leaning her head to one side and then the other, and looked, clearly enjoying how the shiny silk enhanced the sensual curves of her calves and then her thighs. After it was up she reached down and with her fore-hooves on either side of her leg slowly pulled back, sliding her hooves all the way up to the top. Her left hoof came up between her legs Once it reached the top she pressed it against her pubic mound and closed her eyes. She tilted her head back slightly and through slightly parted lips small moan escaped.her mouth.

Harmony, swallowed hard but didn't breathe, afraid she might remind this winged goddess that she wasn't alone. Dash casually leaned forward to take the other stocking and in doing so moved her leg. She wasn't quite able to reach it and so had to lean and stretch out,, giving the blonde pony an unobstructed view of her open vulva for at least 5 seconds. Much to the dismay of Harmony's greedy eyes, the cyan pony lifted the stocking and turned back to her task and the sight was gone. Harmony closed her eyes an effort to capture the sight in her mind.

Once again the cyan pony performed the ritual, carefully pulling the left one on as slowly and sensuously as she could. Then she stood on all fours and turned away giving Harmony a perfect view of her silk covered legs and haunches, her cutie mark visible through the sheer fabric. Finally Dash spoke, answering the question that Harmony had completely forgot ever having asked.

“These.”

The blonde pony couldn’t keep her mouth from opening slightly. She swallowed.

“W-well you can just keep them as a memento. Now will you please take them off?

Dash turned back toward her

“You want me to take them off?”

“Yes.”

“Sorry, can’t”

“And why not?”

“Because I gotta keep ‘em on.”

“Why?”

“Let me explain – I owe a debt. I promised a certain pony that if they would drink this disgusting soapy water that I would do something for them.”

Dash's wings were fully erect and almost throbbing

“And what is that, fly around the room in them?”

“Oh, you mean my wings?”

“Yes. Is there any other reason you’re spreading them?”

“Look- what I promised was to wear these stockings and put on a little show.”

“And what is that? Singing, dancing and flying?” The blonde pony rolled her eyes.

Dash sat in a chair next to the bed and faced her. She opened her legs just enough to reveal the wet pink of her lips.

“Nope, masturbate. No – don’t start, don’t speak.”

Dash pulled the left side of her cleft open, revealing a very wet pussy. Thick cum coated the whole area.

She continued…

“See this? Yeah, get a good look. I have been in like major agony - aching - to rub it, fuck it, etc. but I didn’t. I waited for you. Now you get one shot at this, because I made the one promise. In my house, masturbation was pretty much the dirtiest word there was. You didn’t say it, you didn’t think it, and you sure as hay didn’t do it. So this is really embarrassing for me. But I said I would do it so-“

“Don’t.”

“What?!” Dash could not believe what she was hearing

“Don’t, Go into the bathroom, jerk off and help me get back to my room.”

Then Dash smiled.

“Fuck you! I’m going to cum in front of you – pretty much humiliate myself for you! Now sit back and enjoy the show.. and feel free to join in!” Dash yelled back at her. “This is yours – this is for you!”

The two ponies locked eyes and in that moment they shared a look of such profound affection for each other that there was nothing to do but smile.

“For me? Well I don’t want it!! Take it away”

“Do you have any idea how many ponies would immediately cum if they even imagined this?"

“Then go rub that..hot…sweet...little...cunt…”

Dash's eyes went wide at those words and began to play with the wetness around her lips. She moaned.

While Dash had been pulling on the stockings, in the back of her mind, Harmony had begun to vaguely recall the events of the previous night as she lay on the bathroom floor. She waited for the right moment to share her recollections. So now a very dangerous smile crossed her’s lips.

“Ohhhhhh, waaaait" she said looking between Dash's legs, "That's mine! Now I remember! You said if I drank that shit that your pussy was mine!! Oh, wait right –“

“You’re crazy bitch – I never said anything like that. You’ve got some kind of hallucination thing going on - and watch your language!. Professionalism,Ms Harshwhinny, professionalism..."

“Oh no – you said you’d have my name tattooed!!”

“Sh-yeah, right, as if."

Harshwhinny started laughing. Rainbow feigned a look of worry.

“Bring my pussy over here, scoot the chair closer...”

Dash muttered "Thank Celestia, I thought you'd never fucking ask" It was very quiet and very mumbled and both ponies ignored it but it took quite a bit of control to keep from bursting out in laughter.

Rainbow dutifully complied. “I hope you know that just because I’m doing this does NOT make this your pussy, got it?!”

“Yeah sure - Now let me see it!”

Dash looked down between her legs and pulled her pussy lips apart. They both sat there looking at the wet pink lips. Harmony reached over and carefully touched the hood. She pressed it lightly. Dash gasped. She began to move the hood over and around the slick hard clit. Dash shifted her hips forward slightly.

“Oh fuck, that is amazing” Dash sighed, her eyes rolling back. But only for a moment. Then they glued themselves to that wonderful spot between her legs.

They both continued to watch as Rainbow’s clit became erect and extended beyond the hood. Dash looked up and her eyes went over to the bedspread, to the spot on the bedspread under which was Dash's desire..

“Let me see yours.”

“Sorry Rainbow, not part of the deal.”

“Show it to me Harmony, I’m 90% in love with you but your cunt could be a deal breaker.”

Harmony burst out laughing, her hoof moved away from Dash’s clit.

“DON’T STOP!!”

Harmony went right back to work. Dash looked into her blue eyes.

"You do have a beautiful cunt, my little Rainbow. Oh my, do you like it when I say 'cunt'? Wow, I guess you do, that is quite a bit of cum you just squeezed out from between your beautiful pink cunt lips. How about pussy? You want to see my pussy? Okay, but after I masturbate that hot little cunt of yours."

“That feels so fucking good! My pussy is yours, absolutely. I'll have the papers drawn up in the morning. Oh sweet fucking Celestia, uh, uh. oh fuck, I think I’m going to cum! Nnnnggg ohyeah, I’m going to cum!! Hey! Why did you fucking stop! But, ohhh, how did you do that, back me down from the edge like that?"

"Oh I'm just full of surprises, you just wait."

"That was amazing, It feels incredible. Where did you learn to do that? How will I ever fucking compete with you in bed? You’re doing this with one hoof! How will I ever please you if you can do this to yourself?”

Harmony smiled and slowly drew back the bedspread. There was a huge wet stain on the mattress around her hips and the base of her tail as well as blonde coat all around her pussy was soaked.. As she slowly opened her legs Dash gasped at the firm pink clit that not only jutted out from under the hood, but practically pulsated. Harmony’s pussy was contracting and a line of cum was dripping from between her firm pulsing lips. Harmony looked down between her legs and her jaw dropped. She looked up at Dash with an adorable smile.

“It was you and those fucking stockings. Rainbow. I thought I was going to leap out of this bed and rape you with my tongue. Fuck Rainbow, that was torture. I mean I knew that you’d look amazing in them but watching you put them on – I will never forget that as long as I live..”

"Uh-huh..." Dash said vaguely. She hadn't taken her eyes off Harmony's wet lips. She stood up as if in a trance. She climbed onto the bed and brought her head down between Harmony’s legs. She ran her tongue up one side , licking the cum off the lip and then up the other side, licking the cum there. Then she started lapping the cum between the lips, out of her slit. Harmony pulled back on her coat right above her pubic mound. Her hood retracted and her clit emerged. Dash’s eyes opened wider and she lowered her pursed lips over it sucking softly. Slowly she moved her head up and down as Harmony watched her clit disappear between Dash’s lips and then re-appear, In a moment her hips were bucking as she madly clenched her haunches, meeting Dash’s lips.

“I don't believe what I'm seeing. I can't believe this is really happening." Harmony whispered breathlessly. "This is too much. Oh Rainbow, oh fuck yes, this is amazing. Mfffuuck. Oh yeah, I’m going to cum, don’t stop, just keep sucking my clit, don’t, yeah, oh,…” Harmony Harshwhinny’s back arched and she quickly reached around and pressed her hoof against her pussy, under Dash's chin. Dash licked back and forth across the hard clit. Suddenly cum sprayed out. Dash's eyes opened wide and she went to pull back. Harmony squealed and cried out "Don't stop, it-it's okay, it's just cuuUUUUUMMM. She came again, thrusting her hips. This time Dash pressed herhoof against the blonde pussy. Harmony cried out, then collapsed, panting. She smiled at the cum covered face of her love.

"What was that?! Dash asked. Her face had a funny expression. There was surprise but something else...

"It was just my cum. I squeeze very hard when I cum and it sometimes jets out like that. I'm sorry."

"No, no, it's okay. Wow, it's really thick." Dash said, wiping her muzzle with the back of her hoof. Then she licked her lips and smacked them.

“So Rainbow, is my cunt a deal breaker?” she panted.

Dash smiled, licking around her mouth again. “No, not so far…”

Now it was Harshwhinny’s turn to look worried. Dash turned and straddled Harshwhinny’s hips, lifting her leg over her lovers leg. She then lowered her own dripping pussy on top of the blonde pony’s. She shifted so that their clits were touching.

“What are you doing Rainbow?” Harmony couldn’t see.

“Something I've always wanted to try. I've fantasized about doing this with just about every member of the Mane 6. There is a hand mirror right over there on the table. Grab it and have a look.”

Harmony leaned over and took the mirror. She propped herself up on her elbow, and adjusted the mirror so she could see her somewhat flaccid clit being pushed around by Dash’s hard and rather impressive clit.

“Wow. I cannot compete with that Rainbow. Next to you putting on those stockings, that is the single most erotic thing I have ever seen… Well you have your fun. My pussy is spent, I'm done. ”

Much to her shock, Harmony watched as her clit began to stiffen again "Holy fuck..." she uttered. The two ponies were locked in solid concentration, whimpering and panting as their clits and pussy;s rubbed together.

“Oh Celestia, will you look at all that fucking cum! I can’t believe it!” Dash’ managed to say between pants

“It’s those fucking stockings babe. Your legs are incredible in them, Not to mention your, I mean my pussy, I love the size of my…”

“Wait, do you mean myclit? Dash panted.

“Yeah, (pant) and no, the clit is part of the pussy and your pussy is mine!!” They both started to grind faster.

Dash looked over at Harmony

“You know what I love best about you?”

Harshwinny rolled her eyes.

“No (pant) seriously (pant) it’s those eyes, you’re sweet beautiful blue eyes…”

Dash gazed into them and started to cum.

“See Harshwhinny, see? Those eyes, they are beautiful and, and oh fuck, oh fuck yeah, oh cunt, you cunt. Fuck yeah..”

Dash squealed and shook her hips back and forth in a blur. Harmony’s eyes opened wide and she grabbed a pillow, shoved it in her mouth and bit down on it screaming.

"Okay, okay, Dash, stop, my clit is getting too sensitive...." Harmony between panting hard giggled.

Sweat dripped off of Dash’s brow as she tilted her hips, lifting her dripping pussy up and off her lover's. "Yeah, mine too." The two ponies looked at each other, panting madly and smiling. Finally they both collapsed back and let their breathing slow.

After a little while they disentangled and Harshwinny turned around and went down for a closer look between Rainbow’s legs.

“Hmm, let me see my newest possession.”

Dash smiled and rolled her eyes. Then she spread her legs wider to give her love a better look. Harshwinny lay on her side, her head resting on the inside of her lovers thigh against the soft stocking. She bought her face right up to Dash's slit and extended her tongue.

“Oh no babe, no more for now, I am so done! “

“Don’t worry, just relax, besides it’s my pussy now.” Harshwhinny pushed her tongue between Dash’s quivering lips and licked around the inside, pushing her tongue slowly and gently in and out, feeling the inside of Rainbow’s pussy.

“Oh fuck, that is so nice. It’s like so relaxing and feels so sweet…”

The blonde pony stopped for a moment

“Ms Dash?”

“Yes Ms. Harshwhinny?”

“You cannot imagine how many orgasms I have had, fantasying about doing just this,”

“Really?”

“I’d think about doing all this crazy stuff with you but this is what always got me over the top. Carefully, gently, feeling around and slowly licking your cunt after you came. It is better than my fantasies.”

“It feel incredible, I can’t believe it.”

“There was one day during the Equestrian Games where you were practicing for the relay, You flew past my booth and you were upside down, I don’t think you knew I was there, the place was more or less empty except for the field crew dressing the field. I was alone in the booth with the lights off. I swear I saw your pussy. Can that be possible?”

“Oh shit! Really? Yeah, it could be. When I fly at high speed I have to hold my legs together as tightly as possible to reduce drag. When I’m done I'm really hot and wet. I usually turn on my back to hide it, and then open my legs wide enough to spread everything open and let the air flow over it" Dash suddenly looked panic stricken. Did anyone else see?”

“No-don’t worry sweetheart, just me.”

"All the female Pegusi do it, except maybe Fluttershy. We just kinda don't talk about it. It's one of those things. Soooo what were you doing there?”

“Oh, just watching you and masturbating." Harmony said nonchalantly

"Part of your Equestria games duties, I suppose?"

"Of course. Do you know I masturbated 5 times that day in there. I'd been watching you and I had to relive the stress. I planned to just do it once and I did, but then you flew by and flashed me. My mind caught it and I held it there. After my second orgasm I saw I was late for a meeting, so you’d think I would have stopped, but I was – am – just too hot for you and had to have more. Do you have any idea how hard it is to masturbate and hold a pair of binoculars up to your eyes?”

"I hope it was worth it." Rainbow said laughing.

"Let's just say it was a very interesting meeting.

"I'll bet"

"Harmony?

"Yes Rainbow?"

"When did you first time you had, you know, feelings for me?"

"Well the first time I saw you in the Crystal Empire, I thought you were pretty hot, but it was your passion for the games and for life that touched my heart. But the moment I lost my heart? You had just flown into the classroom in Ponyville.I remember looking at you with such longing and sadness. My marriage was in shambles and you were so joyful and full of life. I hoped none of the fillies or colts saw me, but I thought my heart would break at that moment.

"...then Iris kicked in and kicked ass." Harmony chuckled..

"But with professionalism!" the both echoed and laughed

From between Dash's legs, Harmony looked up and the two pones smiled at each other for a few moments. Dash glanced down at her pussy, a cute frown on her face and then up and into Harmony's blue eyes..

Harmony smiled "Don't worry sweetheart, I'm on it..."

Harshwhinny went back to caressing Rainbow’s pussy with her tongue.

“Ms. Harshwhinny”

“Hmmmm? Yes Ms Dash?” Hamony sat up and wiped the cum off her muzzle.

Rainbow’s face got somewhat serious.

“I-I think I’m falling in love with you.”

“Just because of how I like to lick your cunt after you cum?”

“No. I’m serious. I – I mean I’ve had sex before – you have to swear you’ll never tell anypony."

“Of course sweetie”

“…yeah, well I kinda thought I loved her, but she just wanted, you know have sex. It was like after she went down on me out, and I - I went – you swear?

“Come on, of course”

“Well after I did her, it was like she checked it off some imaginary list. I didn’t really pay attention… I – I…”

“Rainbow Dash. You saved my life, you fulfilled my greatest fantasies EVER and now you tell me you think you’re in love with me. I would die before I would betray you.”

“I know, it’s just - Well she wanted to do all this kinky stuff, so I went along. Will you stop looking at me that way? Maybe we can try it. Some of it… One of the things was, well, they had these bottles at the academy- shit” Dash looked up and closed her eyes in embarrassment.

“Dash – either you trust me or you don’t”

“I do, it’s just kind of hard to talk about. It was one of the other cadets. Lightning Dust. We got close and, you know, started to fool around together. We had beaten all the other cadets with the training, so we headed to the showers. She started talking about all her sexual experiences. I gotta admit, it got me kinda hot. So before I knew it, she's like telling me how real mares can cum from fucking, not from just rubbing their clits. I was all "oh yeah, I know, do it all the time." So she says, "what do you use?" I freaked, but before I knew it, she pulls these bottles out from under her towel in her locker. She wanted to watch me masturbate, to see how I did it. I said I would but she had to first. We sat on a bench in the shower. She did, but I think she had done it before, because she came pretty fast, and I know she came because she squirted a ton of cum. When I did it I was really excited. she held her cunt open and played with herself so I could watch, but I guess my pussy's just not built that way because no matter how fast I fucked myself with that bottle, I couldn’t cum. I hurt for days afterward and she whined that I couldn’t hack it. Next think I know I found her with another mare. They were in one of the sheds making out. Then this whole other thing happened, with my friends, but I was cool. I acted as if nothing, you know, had happened between us, but, that everything was cool between us, but I was dying inside. I guess I'm just scared.”

“Rainbow, I think we need to talk. The first thing I wanted to do when I woke up before, was to die. I wanted you gone and I wanted me gone. I don’t know how you did it, but you got me straightened out. I feel great. I can face the world again, and I will never be able to thank you enough.”

“Yeah, well," Dash looked confused. "Uhhh...huh?”

“I’m okay now. We can go back to our lives. You let me live my wildest fantasies – having sex with you, and you shared intimate things with me and you think you might have fallen in love with me. Don’t worry, that will pass.”

“What?” Tears welled in the lavender eyes. “But I thought… I mean…”

“You thought... oh, don’t look so sad. I needed a jolt of youth; you got a few nights on the town and a lot of drama. Why are you crying? It’s really no big. Hey, hey, you’re really upset. Did you think I was really in love with you? I thought you knew we were just playing.. Oh no really? I am so sorry. Look, you’re young and you still need to learn a lot."

"Rainbow Dash, if I really loved you I would go into the bathroom over here, no wait there in the bed and try to stop crying. As I said I would come in here and run the tap till the water was nice and warm. Then I would wet two washcloths, one with soap, one without thenI would grab a towel. I’d come back you, please stop sweetie. Now I would sit down here on the floor next to the bed and I would gently lift this leg and move it to the side, no relax, I would move it to the side and gently wipe your pussy with the warm soapy water, there, does that feel nice? You’re so cute when you nod, You look like a sweet little filly. Anyway if I were seriously in love with you, then I would take this clean wet warm washcloth and carefully clean out all the soap, like this. See? Then I would take this big fluffy towel and pat you dry, like this. If I had never met anypony that I loved more than you, I would reach up like this and gently roll down your stocking, see? Like this. Then, if I felt as though my heart were about to burst from the joy I get from just being with you, I would roll the other stocking down like this. Slowly and gently. Oh there is quite a bit of cum on these – I’ll have them washed. If I felt my love for you was the single most profound thing I’d ever known I would lean forward and kiss your pussy and sweet clit like this – oh, sorry , still a little sensitive I see. Oh babe, look at that smile and those tears. Rainbow Dash, if you were my heart and nothing could ever hurt me so long as I knew you loved me, then I would take your hoof in mine and help you out of bed, here careful of the chair, and lead you around to the other side, where the wet cum stains were not and oh – a little laugh. And I would pull the bedspread back and help my love into bed like this, and I would kiss her and probably get –whew- a shiver – kinda like that. That’s if I loved you. Then finally, if I would gladly die for you, my love, I would come around the other side, over here, lay the big towel over the wet spot, climb into bed with you, oh sweetie, you’re crying again, and I would take you in my arms like this. Then I would kiss away as many of the tears as I could, like this. And – stop giggling, I’m trying to teach you something! Finally I would kiss your lips like this... Then snuggle up to you like this and ready for sleep, looking forward to some late light room service at about midnight with some hot sex afterward, and wow that’s a fast nod, I never knew anypony that could move their body as fast as you, I would take your head and rest it on my chest and let out the most contented sigh any pony has ever had… just – like – thisssss-.
See you at midnight my love…”

Crying, Waiting, Hoping

Author's Note

There's no clop here, but there is discussion about, you know, (sex)

Crying, Waiting, Hoping

Chapter 5

Crying, Waiting, Hoping

Rainbow Dash lay curled up on her right side in the large circular bed, her face expressionless. Her view of the city, across the huge penthouse suite, was through a window that took up an entire wall. On this moonless midnight, it provided a panoramic view of the island of Manehattan, an island of buildings and windows. Those windows, like little stars, filled the city and lit up the skyline like a spray of a million diamonds.

The walls and the floor of the enormous oval room were highly polished white marble. The room was dark, lit only by a single neon tube that was cut into the bottom of the wall around its perimeter. It had been designed so as to eliminate reflections in the window at night and provide a spectacular showcase of the city below.

The room contained very few pieces of furniture- the large round bed which sat at the narrow end of the oval, a large white sectional sofa, and a vanity with a chair. Next to the vanity stood a full-length mirror. Thick white rugs were placed around the room.

To the left of the bed, the wall curved gently around. In that wall were two entrances - one to the lobby and the other to an enormous bathroom, also white marble.

Opposite the bed was an ornately carved mantle that surrounded a gas fed fireplace. The mantle was carved out of the same marble as the walls and floor, but its detail and opulence stood out in stark contrast to the rest of the room.

To the right side of the bed was the massive window. The window itself was made up of glass panes 6 feet wide that went floor to ceiling. Each pane was angled slightly to the ones on either side of it thus completing the oval.

Though she faced that amazing window with Manehattan spread out below, the young pegasus saw none of it.

"I can't believe I did all that stuff..." Her voice was quiet. "I - I mean if any of my friends knew out about me wearing those stockings..." she thought about it for a moment and a flash of fear made her eyes widen for a second, She rolled over on her back. "I don't even want to think about it." She turned her head to the left where she could see the vanity. "It's not exactly my thing, you know?" She looked into the worried eyes of blue pegasi she saw in the full-length mirror.

"...at least it wasn't," she said quietly.

Then she looked away, suddenly remembering the images that she'd seen in that mirror hours earlier, of two lovers practically devouring each other in the throes of passion.

Harmony turned the corner from the bathroom entrance and looked at Rainbow, then let her gaze drop. She pawed the floor lightly. "I thought we were celebrating you saving my life, and falling in love." She spoke quietly, trying to hide the pain. Suddenly she looked up.

"But maybe you do that sort of thing all the time, after all you are the amazingly awesome Rainbow Dash!" The words came out a little angrier than she'd intended.

Rainbow Dash said nothing, she just turned her head back toward the window.

"I'm sorry Rainbow, I didn't mean that. I-I know it got a little crazy, believe me that was not a typical love making session for me either. I've never had sex with a mare- well back in finishing school, but as an adult, about as wild as I got was once when I gave my husband a hoof job on the midnight train out of Canterlot after one too many Margaritas. We thought that was wild crazy sex.

Dash remained silent, she just rolled onto her right side, away from Harmony.

The blonde pony walked around to the right side of the bed as if to get a better look of the city. She turned to speak but suddenly saw the tears in her young love's eyes. In a moment she was at her side, standing at the edge of the bed.

"What's wrong Rainbow?" She reached over and took the young pegasi's hoof in hers. "Did I do something wrong? If this is moving a little too fast for you, we can slow it down. I-I, the, last thing I want is for you to be upset. All those things I said earlier - before the nap, I meant every word, but maybe you need more time to see how you feel about me"

Dash's ears folded back farther and she looked down, avoiding looking into Harmony's eyes. Struggling to keep from crying, the young pegasui finally spoke, her voice strained from the effort of not letting her emotions overwhelm her. She blinked and a tear rolled from her eye onto the pillow.

"I, I don't know. I was so excited and horny and I - I just wanted you so badly..."

Harmony reached under Dash's chin to lift it but the cyan pony would not look her in the eye. and turned her head to the side, burying it deeper into the pillow. She saw how hard Rainbow was fighting to keep from letting go, could see her chin trembling. Harmony looked around the room, unsure of what to do or say. She went around to the other side of the bed, climbed in and snuggled behind her lover. Dashie didn't object, allowing Harmony to spoon with her but wouldn't turn look at her. Harshwhinny leaned forward, brushing her lover's ear and giving it a playful nibble, but got no reaction. She pulled the young pony closer to her and smelled her scent. She nuzzled her gently.

"I can't tell you how incredibly happy you've made me, but it means nothing unless you're happy too. That is more important to me than anything."

Still nothing

"Do you love me?"

Dash nodded without hesitation."Definitely,"

Harmony let out a sigh of relief. "Dashie? You mentioned something about how masturbation was forbidden at your house, why was that?" Harshwhinny had no idea why she'd asked that but something in her sensed it was important. It held a key.

*Sniff* "It just was, that's all."

"So was there a big sign up in the front hall? Something subtle like "You're welcome to come and visit, but if you're alone, please don't visit and cum - no masturbation in this house.'? Or did your parents inform visitors 'Hi glad you could come. Speaking of cumming, please don't masturbate here. Thanks...'? And what constituted masturbation? Did you actually have to cum for it to be considered masturbation? I believe there are rules regardi-"

"I'm glad you find it so funny."

"Come on Rainbow - I felt you shaking with laugh-"

Dash pulled away and turned and rolled onto her left side, facing Harmony. Her eyes were red and puffy and tears were streaming down her face.

"I wasn't laughing."

"Oh Rainbow, oh love, I am so sorry." She took the cyan pony in her arms and Dashie finally let go, her cry starting as a high pitched squeal and then breaking down into wracking sobs as she buried her face in Harmony's blonde mane. Harmony just held her, stroking her back and whispering "It's alright honey, it's alright."

After awhile Dash calmed down

"Rainbow, do you trust me?"

Rainbow, her face still pressed into Harmony's coat, nodded.

"We need to talk about this - about what happened when you were younger. I think I might have an idea, but you have to trust me and you have to be honest with me."

Rainbow pulled away from Harmony and looked up into the blue eyes with a mixture of such love and pain that Harmony, found it difficult to speak. She pulled Dash to her and the two stayed like that.

"Did your parents catch you?" Harmony asked..

Dash shook her head.

Hang on a minute, okay?" Harmony went to the bathroom and came back with a cold washcloth which she folded and placed across Dash's eyes as she lay back on the soft pillows.

"Rainbow - so much of what you talked about and we shared before involved masturbation, and you 'giving me your pussy'. I think there is something you want to tell me but you're too afraid to. I have an idea what it is, or might be. First I need to ask you - did anypony ever molest you?"

"I would have killed them."

"Well was there one particular episode that occurred?"

Dash's ears folded flat and she looked down.

"Yeah." she finally said.

"Can you tell me about it?"

"No."

"I thought you trusted me."

"It was a memory I buried. I thought it was dead. Not anymore. No sireee."

"Dash, I think I can help you. At least I hope I can."

"Yeah, and if you can't, it'll give you something to think about next time you masturbate - so it's not all that bad, right?"

"Dash, I'm going to forget you said that, because I can see how much pain you're in, and because I love you. and I am trying to help. Now tell me what happened. You and I can't go any farther into our relationship until we get past this."

"Fine. But when I'm done telling you, just remember I warned you. Think about it as you're walking out the door to go back to your room, which you will do by the time I'm done..." Dash's voice started to break again "...and I wouldn't blame you. I - I'm a sicko..." She barely squeaked out the last words before turning on her side and crunching up as she shook with sobs. Her voice was high and strained, her cries came out as heartfelt and pained as anything Harmony Harshwhinny had ever heard. She fought not to cry herself.

"Oh sweetie" Harmony reached out and pulled her young lover close, wrapping her arms around the little Pegasi.

Is it the right time? Should I bring it up now? We're going to have to have this talk sooner or later...

"Rainbow, you think that you did something really sick and perverted don't you? Something that a normal filly just wouldn't do because it's so disgusting and weird, right?"

Dash, her eyes red and puffy, her nose running, looked over at the blonde pony in utter disbelief. She nodded slowly.

Harmony smiled. "Good."

Rainbow's jaw dropped and a flash of anger crossed her face.

"No, no, it's nothing like that. I just may have something wonderful to tell you, but I need you to be completely honest with me, okay?"

Dash nodded again.

"You are just the most damned adorable thing that was ever created when you nod like that."

The young pony blushed and smiled.

"Here, now blow your nose, then lie back and put this cold washcloth over your eyes and tell me everything that happened."

"O-okay..." *sniff* "...Well it kinda began when my Uncle Comet Flash was visiting-"

"Woah, WHAT?!! THE Comet Flash?!! Former Captain of The Wonderbolts?! He's your uncle?!!"

"Not exactly. He's a college bud of my Dad's."

"Yeah, he's also a major hunk. Before you Dash, he was my fantasy prince of orgasms."

"Yeah, well in person he's about ten times as hot. And sweet, And charming."

"Oh please don't tell me he did anything to you..."

"No, he was a perfect gentlecolt."

Sweet fucking Celestia!! Could it be? I...it's just... oh my freaking...

"Dash, I'm going to need to ask you some questions that may seem kinda weird, but they are more important than you can imagine and you MUST be completely honest with me. OK?"

"Yeah, sure. Okay."

"How old were you?"

"I dunno, I think I was around 13."

"I assume you'd already had your first estrous cycle?"

"Yeah, I'd been having my period for about a year and a half."

"Do you remember where you were in your cycle?"

"Oh yeah - I was dead center. Right in the middle of it."

"Okay, go on. Do you want a fresh cold washcloth for your eyes?"

"Oh yeah..." Dash removed the old washcloth and went to hand it to Harmony, but as the blonde pony went to take it from her, Dash didn't let go. She looked up into Harmony's blue eyes. Her own eyes were still somewhat red but a lot of the puffiness was gone. "I really do love you."

The look on the face of her lover touched Harmony deeply. She smiled and felt the tears stinging her eyes. "I love you too my little Rainbow."

Laying back, a fresh cool cloth across her eyes, Dash continued. "Anyway, we were all out flying - me, my Mom and Dad and Uncle Comet. It was a friggin hot day, I remember, and when we got back to our house, we all sat around cooling off. I noticed Uncle Comet staring at me when he thought nopony was looking. It wasn't exactly a friendly look, and it kinda creeped me out, but it also made me feel a little funny and maybe even bit a little bit horny,"

"I can just imagine. So then what happened?"

"Well we all went inside. He went into the guest room and I went to my room. Our rooms were joined by a bathroom in between them. I heard him go in and the shower start up. He was in there for awhile. I remember because I had to pee badly. I heard the shower stop and then I heard the bathroom door to his room close so I knew he was out of there. I opened my door and the steam hit me. There was a strong scent in there - it was kinda familiar and it made me feel really weird, but in a good way. So anyway I sat there and did my thing, you know. But when I was done, I didn't get up. I sat there a little while, it felt good, just smelling that scent. When I went to wipe, it felt amazing. Up to that point I'd fumbled around down there a few times. Once I was at a friends house and her older brother had these dirty pictures. We looked at them and laughed but I think we were both getting turned on. My wings started to get a little stiff and I flew home. When I got there I started to rub myself, you know? I got all excited but I didn't know what I was doing so that was it. This time I knew alot more and I knew that feeling. I looked down and saw I was wet."

Harshwinny's face was intent, focused. She swallowed hard. "Go on."

Dash took the wash cloth from her eyes and looked at Harmony. She scowled when she saw the excitement on her face. "Are you getting off on this?" she asked, obviously annoyed.

"I sure am, but not in the way you think. I'll explain in a minute. Go on."

"Yeahhhh,,,, okay, well... I uh...are you sure? This is really hard for me."

"Please Rainbow, you have to trust me. What happened next.?"

Dash put the washcloth back over her eyes. She didn't say anything for awhile and Harmony just let her be. She knew the young pegasi working up the courage to tell her. Finally Dash drew in a shaky breath, rolled over on her side and curled up again. It broke Harmony's heart to see how her love was struggling to keep from crying.

"S-so anyway, I uh- I lay down on the bed. I guess I was like super horny. I couldn't stop picturing his face and his body and I started thinking about his- his cock. I'd seen it when we were flying. I guess maybe I'd been kind of looking for it. Before I knew it I was rubbing myself, you know, between my legs..." Dash began to cry now. "I just couldn't stop..."

"It's okay it's okay, take your time. I know this is hard."

As she spoke Dash's voice became high and pinched, she fought once again to stem her emotions.

"I guess I was crazy because I took my favorite stuffed toy, it was a Wonderbolt, and I - I..." but the pain of unearthing this secret that she'd held for so long was too great to bare and the little pegasui started sobbing.

"You rubbed yourself with it. You pressed the toy Wonderbolt between your legs and masturbated with it - is that right?"

Dash was sobbing again and could only nod.

"Oh Dashie, my little Dashie, that is wonderful, that is great. You masturbated by humping your little stuffed Wonderbolt"

Dash cried harder and looked at Harshwinny with fear, pulling away from her.

"I'm sorry, it's not what you think, just trust me. In fact, I'm going to tell you what happened next, ok?"

If Dash tried, she could not have looked more upset or confused.

"You came, right? You had a strong orgasm but inside it hurt, in your vagina - there was cramping, is that right?"

Dash blinked at her, dumbfounded. She nodded

"You're toy was soaked, you produced quite a bit of cum - it was very thick - and you had tried to press your toy pretty far in, is that right?"

Dash nodded, as if in a trance, unable to believe what she was hearing.

"But you needed more - you were desperate. What did you find? Wait - you tried to push your hoof in but you couldn't, no, don't answer, that look on your face says everything, So what did you find? Some kind of phallus. Hmmmm... A hairbrush? A hairbrush handle?"

Dash couldn't look at her.

"Dashieeee - you fucked a haribrush handle?! Do you know I have a hairbrush that has spent more time in my twat than it has in my hair? If you're a good little pony I'll let you try it out later."

At hearing the word twat, Dash's body convulsed slightly as she laughed, but the look on her face was one of utter amazement. She could barely nod, but she managed to. Then she swallowed. Hard.

"After you inserted it you didn't feel right lying on your back, so you stood, thrusting your haunches in the air, as though you were ready to be mounted..."

Dash could no longer move, only stare, slack-jawed, her eyes red and her nose running.

"And you fucked that handle - It was big, it had to be - but you didn't thrust it into you, you held it pressed to a pillow to keep it steady and you humped it, your hips thrust on top of it, and it felt amazing..."

Dash had stopped crying and sniffed. She wiped her nose with the washcloth and smiled broadly. "How did you know?? Yeah, it was friggin' amazing. But..."

"And as you fucked it..."

"Yeah??, yeah??!!!" Dash was smiling, impatient to hear more, so happy to not only be getting some hints that she wasn't the perverted monster she feared but that maybe she could start admitting to herself how much she had loved it.

"How hard did you have to grip it to keep your pussy from pulling it our of your hoof? Damn hard I'll bet."

Dash nodded excitedly.

"You had to push it up deep inside you though, right? You knew that you needed something way in there. I'll bet the entire time you wanted to fuck that stallion in the next room. You got feverish as your hips practically took over, snapping in spasms, and then you finally came?"

"Ohh did I ever!" She blew her nose. "But h-how did you know?" She laughed, and tears of joy and relief streamed down the cyan cheeks, soaking her muzzle. "I-I came and my cunt just grabbed that bad boy and kept pulling on it, I thought it was going to pull it all the way in! But I didn't care, it felt so good and I kept cumming. Thinking about, you know.. And then finally it built to this massive climax and it was like I lost my mind. I couldn't see anything, or hear anything. It was all just the most amazing thing ever. I was all pussy, all clit, that was all I could feel, it's all I was. And my pussy must have shot out all my cum, because my bedspread was soaked.with it."

"Your body was working to expunge your vagina of unwanted semen after a failed coupling"

"Sponge a what now?"

"I'll explain later. I'll bet you were sore though, right?"

:"Y-yes, I hurt, but I was so exhausted, my legs wouldn't stop trembling. After the whole thing I collapsed. I mean at first I just went into a sitting position. I sat there sweating, panting and staring down at myself. My hips kept spasming, it just wouldn't stop, it just kept squeezing out more and more cum.and I jerked in these spasms right along with it They felt really good, like little orgasms. So I'm normal?! I'm not a perverted sicko? A bad sick disgusting pony like my aunt said?"

"WHAT?!! Some fucking old hag said that to you? Oh my Dashie, I want to hear about that later, but for now, let me set you straight. You are anything but normal. And in the best way. But first let me open this new bottle of champagne and we'll toast to you, my little E.P.!"

"E.P.?"

"First we toast, then I talk."

After they toasted and Dash had cleaned herself up with Harmony's help, Harmony sat up with pillows piled high behind her and spread her legs. Dash snuggled in front of her and sat between them, leaning back against the blonde chest. Harmony nibbled her cyan ear.

"Mmmm, I totally love you too."

"You'd better! Are you ready?"

Dash nodded vigorously.

"So...Have you ever wondered how I got involved in athletic events? No of course you haven't..." She laughed, sipping a little more champagne. "When I left finishing school, I went to work for my friend's father. He ran a lab that had been, and still is, doing experiments in genetic research. It was my primary area of study, and what I hoped to do so you can imagine how excited I was. Their research was funded by a private grant and had been going on for over 100 years. It was specifically about Pegas i."

"About those EP's you're talking about. So what does it mean that I'm one of them?"

"You are part of a rare and very special bloodline..."

"An E.P.?"

"An Elite Pegasui"

"A what?"

"An Elite Pegasui. Your bloodline counts among some of the noblest, quickest, most powerful, bravest.. You also confirmed what we'd had a 98% certainty of - Comet Flash is one too. And before you jump to any conclusions, he is not your secret father. Your hormones would prevent you from being attracted to each other."

"Ahhh, well that's good to know. What about cooler - are we 20% cooler?" Dash laughed and hiccuped.

"More like 200%, but for you- 220%" They both laughed.

"I-I still don't get it. What does it mean?"

"The work, as I mentioned, the research, has been going on for over 100 years. What we've discovered is that the EP's, have a number of traits that are not only... ok, well lets start with muscles. Your muscles, for their weight, can lift between 38 and 40% more weight than other Pegasui. Your fast-twitch muscles are not only lightning fast, but they recover from depletion in half the time we typically see. Tendon strength is off the chart - it enables you to get those amazing bursts of speed, and allows you to do things like Sonic Rainbooms. Your bones are not only 23-28% lighter than normal Pegasui, but at least 38-40% stronger without loosing their flexibility..."

Dash's eyes and mouth remained in a continual state of gape.

"In terms of character, you are incredibly brave. I heard about you at Rainbow Falls, rescuing Soarin. I saw your Sonic Rainboom during the young fliers competition when you saved the life of your friend Rarity. I read the report on your actions at the Wonderbolts Academy when that little bitch Lightning Dust thought she was smart and almost killed your friends, and would have had you not stepped in to save them. If anypony needs saving, they could do a lot worse than having you around. I'm surprised you aren't a raging egomaniac."

"Well I would be if it weren't for the best friends any pony could ever ask for. I'll have to tell you about Mare-Do-Well sometime."

"Okay. Is she hot?"

"She is the hottest fucking pony ever born, and the finest and I love her more than I love my life."

"Ahhh, that Mare-Do-Well. Anyway, in addition, your eyes are sharper, your hearing is clearer, you senses are all heightened. And, I hate to tell you this, after what you said at dinner, but you are an egghead."

Horror filled the young mare's eyes. "Noooooooo!"

"Don't worry, you hide it VERY well."

Dash cut her scream. "Aren't you the funny one... Bitch." she laughed.

"Ohhh - Next time - hit me when you say that..." They both laughed. "Anyway, there are a number of other points that distinguish you from your standard Pegasui, but these are the main ones."

"So I'm just like the Wonderbolts." Dash smiled with pride.

"No."

Dash deflated.

"Not just like, better."

"BETTER??!! How?"

"None of them are EP's."

"How do you know?" Rainbow had turned around. looking over her left shoulder into the eyes of her love. Her expression was of genuine interest and concern.

Harmony leaned forward and very tenderly kissed Rainbow's lips, holding the kiss for quite awhile. In the silence of the room the sound of the Pegasi's moan could be heard clearly. Harmony pulled back from the kiss but only an inch or so. She looked deep into the violet eyes.

"Many reasons I'll tell you about but for now my little Rainbow, based on all our research, you should know there have only been approximately 668 of them in the last 100 years. That number is now 669... and none of them fit the profile."

Rainbow leaned quickly forward and kissed Harmony deeply and passionately. When they separated Dash's eyes were bright and excited. Harmony smiled at her.

"You are the gold standard.

"REALLY??!!!"

Harmony nuzzled Dash's neck. "Yes my love, really. Here's how it works- Now this is all theory by the way, but it is backed up by hundreds of volumes of research that has been compiled from all over the world for the last 100 years.. My team was working on this when our funding was pulled - it went to a defense budget - something about rumors of a possible invasion of Canterlot. They ultimately turned out to be true, as you well know, but not for another few years after they took our grant."

"Back to the good stuff - Genetically it is advantageous for your breed, and most breeds, for that matter, to be faster, stronger and more agile in order to escape predators. However the unique nature of the pegasi hormonal system - the fight or flight response, developed quickly and in an odd way. The faster that you were able to evolve, the more successful you were at procreating."

"Pro key who now?"

"Having babies, little ones, foals."

"Ohhhh."

"Our work showed that there were certain vanguard ponies - pegasui- who, in response to the necessity of quick evolution, developed certain, what we called pro-creative traits. The area of study is called Equigenetics. It has to do with genetic modifications that take place within a single lifetime. You look confused.

Yeahhhhh, but go on anyway.

"These traits had not to do with adapting ways to escape threats or defend the pony, the inner workings of the body had already determined that. - the hormonal system of pegsai are just incredible, it had to do with what, for lack of a better term, was an inherent ability at knowing when a new trait was successful... Dash? Do you understand this?"

Dash smiled and nodded. "Nope Absolutely not, Not a word of it."

"All it really means is that Elite Pegusi had bodies that were, well, smart. They knew when a physical change was helpful and adopted it right away. Future generations would carry on that trait. Like amazing speed and very light but incredibly strong bones. Like those incredible fast twitch muscles and insanely strong tendons and ligaments" Harmony leaned forward and looked at Rainbow, she spoke softly "like the most incredibly beautiful violet eyes that I have ever beheld..."

Dash smiled and kissed her."But what about all that stuff - my crazy sex thing?"

"Oh good, the sex thing. Well as far as you're concerned it's just a case of your being a fucked up perverted sicko dirty little demented nasty filthy pathetic slut bitch cunt whore."

"That just happens to be an Elite Pegasi." Dashie said, lifting a hoof to examine it - rotating it blithely.

Harmony laughed. "You got the idea. Let's say you have a male and female Elite Peguasi. Nature really wants them to produce offspring together, but there are a few critical conditions that need to be met, as I'll explain. So how does nature ensure they get together? Well it begins when the female has started her cycles. During her cycle her sweat pores produce a powerful hormone that is geared specifically toward male Elite Pegusai. The scent of it, well, let's say the Elite Male Pegasui will find it impossible to resist. I cannot describe to you how powerful that scent is, Our research shows cases of blind pursuit by the male EMP's to get to an FEP and mate. It's frightening."

"Wait, oh wow, so you mean..."

"Yes, Your Uncle Comet picked up your scent after you flew. That's why he kept looking at you. Undoubtedly he was in that shower, insanely relieving the desire and ache he felt for you. He wanted you more than you can imagine and rather than give in, he did the gentlecoltly thing and masturbated, but I'll guarantee you, he was whimpering your name in that shower."

Dash's eyes lit up and her face went into a big horny grin. "Wowwwww"

"Dash?"

Dash had started to giggle at the implications. "Uh, yeah?" Dash smiled at her with a vastly superior smirk then laughed..

Harshwhinny gaped at her in humor and swatted the pegasi's firm thigh then started laughing."FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE FUCKING CUNT!! Stop laughing!"

But Dashie couldn't. The news and relief were almost too much. She rolled on her back with her hooves in the air and laughed.

"Do you have any idea how many mares have cum to that gorgeous face of his? That body? Those eyes? How many dreamed of just a kiss? Just a letter? Or a lock of fur from his mane? He has spawned hundred's of thousands of mares orgasms and probably a few colts as well, and he spends a whole night jerking off... TO YOU!!!"

"Sounds like the two of you might have something in common."

Harmony burst out laughing. "You're right about the last thing, but I don't think anypony has ever had an orgasm while thinking about Lovingcup Harshwhinny."

"They will when they find out you're sleeping with me." Dash was apoplectic with laughter. Tears were rolling down her cheeks, and Harshwhinny pounced on her pinning her to the bed.

"I know I did." Harmony said as she leaned down and kissed her. Dash grabbed her, returning the kiss with passion. The two came up for air and smiled at each other.

"Harmony?"

"Yeah?" The blonde pony feigned annoyance.

"You know when I masturbated for you, I went from staring at those blue eyes of yours to staring at the bedspread imagining what was beneath it. Who does that put at the top of the hottie list? I believe it's a certain blonde maned blue eyed earth pony."

Harmony leaned down and gnawed lightly on her ear. "Grrr -I so love you."

Dash giggled. "But why the shower? Why not in his room?"

"The truth? It was a biological imperative that he fertilize you. In order to do that his body wanted to maximize the amount of..."

"He was shooting gobs and gobs of semen all over the place in there, is that it?"

Lovingcup Harshwhinny confirmed "That is correct Ms Dash. You have no idea how much. He would have made an incredible mess of his bed. You see his body was determined to impregnate you. You're young and healthy and that would have proved practically insatiable to his desires. His testes would have continue to produce sperm at a fantastic rate until the appropriate hormonal signal was sent by you that the work had been successfully accomplished - that you had been impregnated. I'll get to that in a minute. I just thought you'd like to know that Comet Rush fantasized about you."

"Wow. Thank you Ms Harshwhinny. Oh wow."

"Pretty wild right?"

"Yeah - he oh wow - he stayed overnight and I kept hearing the shower going, That poor guy.:

"I can't imagine his anguish. He thought he'd fallen passionately in love with his best friends daughter. Have you seen him since?"

Dash hung her head. "Never again. He's gone on vacations with my parents, but has never come to the house. He was my favorite Uncle too. I secretly wondered if he somehow found out. I'm starting to think about how much I miss him. He and I were really close. We'd go flying all the time together. He taught me a lot about how to do stunts without killing myself. He used to show up out of the blue and just grab me and take off..." Dash looked at Harmony and felt tears filling her eyes. "One time he just took me fishing. It was so odd but it was so excellent. He just came by with poles and stuff and told me that that's what Uncles and nieces do. They go fishing." Tears began to roll down her face. "I forgot all about that until now. It was a perfect day- no clouds, hot, but not too hot. He bought lunch with him - my favorite - Apple jelly with peanut butter. We flew really slow and just talked, I had been in trouble with my Dad for getting in a fight at school with this kid from Phillydelphia."

"Equestria games hosting location?"

Dash nodded. "My parents had grounded me but Uncle Comet could get me out of any punishment like a steed in shining armor..." Dash looked at Harmony and started to cry. "I didn't realize how much I missed him until now. We were really close. That day we sat on the riverbank and fished and ate and talked and swam. He asked me about school, which I hated and he didn't try to tell me how important it was, like every other adult."

"He sounds like he deserves all the love that his fans have for him. He's very private though."

"He used to let me curse. Not the really bad words but like 'oh hay' and 'horseapples' - stuff like that. I suddenly miss him so much. But now I guess I won't ever be able to..."

"Dash - you know what we're going to do tomorrow?"

*Sniff* Dash smiled "Well I've got a pretty good idea..."

"Maybe even before that-. We're going to my lab - it's uptown. I haven't been there in a long time - it's been closed for years. I have multiple copies of the final data we had prepared to submit for peer review. I think we need to send a copy to your uncle. I have no idea how to contact him, but I know who his sports agent is. After he's had a chance to digest it and what it means about himself and you, and realize that he's not in love with you but that he loves you, maybe you could see if you could write him a letter. Maybe you two could begin a correspondence and one day get together."

"Ya think so?" Dash's face filled with joy and she wiped her eyes. "Oh Celestia, I would so love to hook up with him - not hook up you know - just hang out."

"I got you- I just can't get over him. You are so adorable and he is so studly - it must have taken an incredible amount of will power for him to not just from break down your door and fuck you like a mad stallion. You had masturbated and your scent was all over the house. He must have been in agony the next day, both in his heart and between his legs. In our research, you cannot believe how much semen these elite pegasai stallions ejaculate when having sex with an elite pegusai female. It's just amazing. It's with every stroke they just keep shooting it out. They told us that they ached for days afterward, Their cocks were sore and they could barely touch them." She saw Dash looking away, deep in thought.. "Dash? You have a question"

"What?"

"Go on Dash - ask."

Rainbow Dash looked down at the bedspread. "So in the end, I guess I just got really horny and went crazy with the stuff in my room. I guess I feel a little better." She mumbled.

"Ho no no no."

Dash turned around with a hopeful smile.

"There's more?" Her eyes reminded Harshwhinny of a puppy at the pound that looked at you with such worry and hope that you would take it home. She smiled as she felt the tears start to sting her eyes.

"Dash, you knew he was a Wonderbolt, that is how you knew him - in your mind he was your Uncle but he was also a Wonderbolt."

"Yeah, he gave me an autographed picture of himself when I was about 9, and a scarf he'd worn."

"And...?"

"And Comet! My stuffed Wonderbolt!"

"When you smelled his scent in the bathroom, there was a mix of his normal body musk mixed in - some of it you recognized from his scarf. You -what we call it is 'imprinted' -his image with the scent. That was why you grabbed the toy Wonderbolt. Your subconscious mind associated his scent with that toy and you were trying to get it inside you or part of it anyway, so that it would make you pregnant. That is how powerful this is. Can you begin to understand what he was going through?"

"Are you KIDDING?"

"How do you think I knew that you'd rubbed it against yourself, that you'd tried to have sex with it? It fit the profile perfectly!"

Dash rolled on her back, kicking her rear legs in the air and screaming "YES YES YES!! I'm not a sicko pervert! I'm an ELITE PEGASUI!!!" She jumped and hovered over the bed and zoomed around the room with perfect precision. Harmony watched in amazement. She couldn't remember ever being so happy.

Dash landed in front of her. "Okay, so tell me about that wonderful frigging hairbrush. It fits the profile right??"

Harmony bit her lip, looked away and then down at the floor.

"RIGHT??!!!! I mean you knew all that stuff about it, like how I fucked that bad boy like a crazy cunnn..." Dash's voice trailed off. Her face fell. "Harmony?" Her voice was practically a whisper.

Harmony slowly raised her head and looked back into the violet eyes.

Then she smiled.

"It is the profile Rainbow Dash. It is the exact profile. You are an Elite Pegasui. One of the finest I've ever seen."

All the years of shame, all the years of self hatred and disgust that had been buried deep in the heart of the little blue pony came bursting out. Dash began to cry. Before she knew it she was hysterical, unable to stop and Harmony sat there and held the poor little thing for as long as she needed her. But Dash didn't say another word, she wore herself out sobbing and finally fell asleep.

Twist and Shout

Author's Note

Dash is about to find out what happens when an Elite Pegasus gets seriously aroused.
What is written below will read like clop,
Serious clop.

But believe it or not, it's important to the story. You could skip it and probably pick up some of the info about it here and there. The point here is to demonstrate the power of the desire and understand why the desire is so strong. It may sound ridiculous, but it ties into the over-arcing theme of the series. A lot of the previous chapter is explained here.
7k words into next chapter. Hopefully I'll get it published soon.

Having said that, once again it is intense and if you are disturbed by graphic sex, skip this chapter. One takeway is that when an Elite pegaus has sex for procreation you need to step back. Way back.

Do not try this at home.

Twist and Shout

Well, shake it up, baby, now (Shake it up, baby)
Twist and shout (Twist and shout)
C'mon C'mon, C'mon, C'mon, baby, now (Come on baby)
Come on and work it on out (Work it on out)

Well, work it on ow - hout (Work it on out)
You know you look so good (Look so good)
You know you got me goin', now (Got me goin')
Just like I knew you would (Like I knew you would)

Chapter 6

Twist and Shout

The sky was busy over Manehattan. Clouds of gray and black scudded overhead. The view from the penthouse was amazing. Although it was morning, it was storm dark outside. A fork of lighting shot down from the clouds and struck somewhere across the Horsedon River. It was followed by a huge crack of noise and a deep rumble.

Rainbow and Harmony snuggled in the huge bed, watching the storm from an incredible vantage point. The huge circular bed had a feature that Dash loved. The bed was on a tiny steam powered track with the bottom each leg recessed into the floor. It allowed the occupants to move it to one of three areas. Normally it was located at the head of the room, but by rotating a knob on one of the posters, the occupants could direct the system to slowly move the bed to a position in front of the fireplace or they could direct the system to move the bed to a position in front of the window, giving the occupants a view of Manehattan.

Dash was amazed at this. She loved the hiss of the steam as the bed moved across the floor. As soon as it came to rest in the middle of the huge window that curved around to either side she rolled over toward Harmony and propped her head up on her bent elbow.

"Let's do it!"

"Do what?"

"Let's make love in front of the whole city. I feel so awesome this morning, like, - like a new pony. I mean I was always happy and all but deep down inside I - guess I was scared that I wasn't normal. Now it all makes sense but I still can't get used to it." She smiled, leaned forward and kissed Harmony on the nose. "I wanna do it. Right now, right here, where the whole city can see us."

"Are you kidding?" Harmony was completely charmed. She smiled and chuckled "I hope you know there are actually some buildings that might be able to see us. Are you sure about it? Especially with that rainbow mane of yours."

"I don't care. I want to make up for all the guilt and worry I felt each time I played with myself. Besides, you have that bag over there. Are you ever going to show me what's in it?

"I'll save it as a surprise."

"Uh-huh. Well then maybe I'll just go show Manehattan how an Elite Pegasus masturbates!" Dash climbed out of bed and went to a panel built into the floor. There were several tabs there. She stepped on one. A hiss came from the ceiling and floor and one of the huge panels rotated lengthwise and opened. The wind rushed in, blasting the room and blowing back the manes of the two ponies. Dash stepped up to the opening and out to the ledge carefully leaning over, looking down.

"DASH!! ARE YOU CRAZY?. YOU'LL FALL!! GET BACK HERE" Harshwhinny screamed over the wind. The gray clouds behind the cyan pony flashed with lightning and a low volley of thunder resounded throughout the city.

"TOO LATE MY LOVE" Dash said, holding a hoof wrist dramatically to her forehead. "I've ALREADY FALLEN..." And with that she dropped backward off the ledge, plummeting to the street below. Harmony screamed. Then Dash shot up, hovering outside the window and laughing. her main whipping madly in the wind..

"YOU LITTLE BITCH! YOU SCARED THE LIFE OUT OT ME!" Harmony screamed over the wind. A devilish look passed over her face and she opened a brass panel on the side of the headboard and pressed a lever. On the other side of the floor, unseen to the two ponies, a window opened, allowing the built up pressure to escape and creating a crosswind of air. Suddenly Dash found herself sucked back in through the window and toward the bed. Harmony grabbed her as she landed, rolled her over and pinned her to the mattress, straddling her hips.

"Oh-ho you little bitch! I forgot you could fly, you scared the hay out of me!" Harmony was shaking with both relief and rage. She looked at Dash who pretended to struggle, her rainbow mane crazy and wind tossed, her cheeks flushed and her eyes bright. Dash lay there her mouth open, still panting hard from hovering in the wind. "I can't believe you would scare me like that! Stop struggling you little cunt! Listen to me!"

Harshwhinny sat back, putting pressure on Rainbow's hips and thighs, pinning her to the bed. But Dash shifted and bucked her hips trying to get free, still saying nothing, just grunting. Harshwhinny could feel her temper rising against her lovers defiance. "DAMMIT! You may be an Elite Pegasus, but I have the leverage you little fuck!" Harshwhinny snarled. "Now settle DOWN!"

Dash's anger was turning to fury - she grit her teeth and her eyes narrowed. Harmony leaned forward, pinning Rainbow's forelegs down with her hooves.

Damn, this little pony is strong!

Harmony leaned harder, - half speaking, half grunting. "Did you -ugh!- hear me you little blue bitch?!" Dash twisted sharply to one side "Ow!! You fucking little CUNT!! Watch it!! Damn you- little-fucking-bitch!!" Harmony grimaced.

Dash still refused to speak but her eyes were full of rage and she fought like a tiger, thrashing madly. Harmony kept her legs straddled across the young pony's hips, preventing her from gaining the upper hoof. Harmony gritted her teeth now and growled "Not-so-fucking-tough-now-" she panted hard "You pant fucking pant little pant cunt pant bitch!!"

The fury in Dash's eyes would have scared Harshwhinny had she not been so beside herself with rage.

Dash gave a thrust and there was a slight smacking sound as their two soaking wet vulva's came together. The both stopped. Neither had noticed that Rainbow's wings were fully erect and that they were surrounded by the scent of their sex. Harshwhinny still had Rainbow pinned down and they just looked into each others eyes, both filled with anger and fire.

In that moment Dash bucked hard, throwing Harshwinny off her. The blonde pony landed beside her on the bed, her legs apart and her blonde pubic mound soaked. She was breathing hard and staring at Rainbow. Suddenly there was a flash of light outside the window and an explosion of thunder. Dash reached up and grabbed Harshwhinny by the mane, yanking hard and bending the blonde pony's head back. Harshwinny started to scream but the sound was stopped as Dash pounced on her. Their lips mashed together with force then she felt Dash's tongue push hard into her mouth. searching, roughly for Harmony's tongue. The rain lashed in through the windows, the wind whipping it with force.

Dash pulled down fiercely on her lover's mane, their lips pressing harder together. Eagerly Harmony sucked Dash's tongue into her mouth. Harmony pushed Dash over on her side quickly and straddled her leg. Her passion exploded as she felt the powerful thigh press up against her wetness and she moaned as they kissed. She humped hard and pressed herself against Dash's thigh, grunting with pleasure at each thrust. She was vaguely aware of Dash having pressed her soaking wet pussy up against her. The young pony grunted and flexed her hips in a powerful buck, slow and hard, rubbing against Harmony and coating her thigh in wetness.

Dash had not let go of Harmony's mane, and now she pulled Harmony close to her, their mouths pressing hard, their tongues wrestling as their bodies twisted and writhed. Dash eased up for a moment, Harmony suddenly pulled away and knelt back, flushed and panting but still straddling dash's leg. She looked down at the violet eyes - feral and angry, her face was in a sneer. Harmony swung her hoof and slapped the young pony across the face. Dash's head snapped to the side then she looked back at Harmony with a frighting smile. But the blonde mare wasn't the least bit scared. She reached down and grabbing hold of the rainbow mane, yanked. Just as she did, Dash bucked hard and flipped her, landing on top. Dash straightened up, Harmony lay back, still clutching Dash's mane in her hoof.. They stared at each other, both in an apparent rage, both breathing hard and fast.

Another blast of thunder exploded. Harmony yanked the mane hard and Dash screamed out as she fell forward. Their lips met hard, Harmony felt her tooth cut into her lip but barely noticed it as their tongues fought amid grunts and whimpers and wordless pleas. They both tasted blood in their mouths as they kissed hard, twisting, looking for a position to feel the other one between their legs, something, anything hard against which they could press their vulva's.

Dash sat up, her lips with blood on them. They looked at each other, their ragged breaths raspy and raw. As if on cure, both of them shifted their hips. Their pussy's smacked together and immediately they began a violent dance. Staring at each other, humping fast and hard. Dash was leaning back, kneeling. her legs spread wide, partially, sitting on Harmony's thigh, but pressed hard up against her pussy. Harmony lay on her side, feeling the weight of Rainbow Dash up against her and arching her back, pressing her slick pussy against Dash's. The two of them locked eyes, both shifted their hips faster, in a frenzy, each of their clits pressed hard against the other's. Both had blood on their mouths, each breath a rough primal grunt, building in strong spasmed pulses, "uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh..." faster and faster, their voices growing in sound, in pitch, higher and higher.

Dash's hips suddenly began to spasm, almost a blur, her face turning from anger to almost fear at what would happen, the intensity of the orgasm that was building, that she was unwilling to bring herself to stop, Wanting it more than anything, she looked at Harmony for - what - help? Re-assurance? She felt the orgasm build from way deep and looked at Harmony with intensity and fear as she moved her hips faster out of a need that she wouldn't satisfy without this intense pursuit.

"Yeah, yeah, it's okay, it's good, it's part of it, it's part of being an Elite, go with it, enjo- that's my love, yes, go, faster if you need to. Oh fuck, oh I'm cumming uh-huh-uh-huh-oh fuck ohoooooo..." Harmony's voice built into a cry of pleasure and anguish, unable to do anything, pinned there by Rainbow Dash who was grimacing, her eyes squinted shut. Then the young pony looked down at Harmony with almost terror as she felt the orgasm rise, starting from under her tail, clenching tight and building through her cunt, her legs trembling involuntarily, her body shaking, her breathing was rapid and shallow, as beads of sweat poured down her face, soaking he muzzle.

"Yes, that's it, just let it take you..." Harmony spoke as if in a dream, she had been in the throes of orgasm after orgasm and was lost. She could feel Dash's lips and pussy clenching hard and fast repeatedly. Dash suddenly grimaced, clearly in pain.

"Oh-- Fuck---it feels like my pussy is cramping up!! Fuuuck -it hurts!!"

Harmony reached over into the black silk bag by the side of the bed and after a moment retrieved a phallus. Dash saw that the head was larger than average and there was a small hose that came out of the back and went to something in Harmony's hoof.

Dash took it from her, then leaned back, revealing both their vulva's. Thick strands of cum draped between them. Harmony's genitals were starting to relax now that she'd had several orgasms, but Dash's were rigid and fully engorged. The two ponies watched as Rainbow put the large purple head up to her slit and inserted it slowly, gasping as her lips closed on it. She pushed it in farther. and her vagina clenched on it and watched as cum spilled from around it. She thrust it in and moaned loudly in both pleasure and relief from the cramping pain. Now she pulled it out slowly and pushed it in again, oblivious to Harmony or anything else. "Ahhhhh, yeahhhhhh... Fuuuuuck, oh yeah... She started to push and pull on it, but the pleasure clearly wasn't there. She looked up at Harmony, her face red with shame. Harmony leaned up and kissed her.

"It's okay. Get into the position, you know what you want. Here, give that to me."

Dash turned around and got on all fours. Then she went down, resting on her elbows and raising her haunches into the air. Harmony went behind her and at the sight, was unable to help herself. She leaned forward and slipped her tongue as deep as she could into Dash's dripping slit, tasting the sweet salty cum and feeling a powerfully strong clench.

"No, no, please, just put it in." Dash begged.

"I'm sorry - here." Harmony slowly inserted the phallus into Dash. As soon as she felt the penetration, Dash pushed back, meeting it. Harmony went behind her and held it at hip level, simulating a male. She began to slowly thrust, meeting Dash's rhythm. She found that if she held the back of it against her clitoris, she might be able to cum again, but right now, her focus was on her lover. Focus was critical.

Holding onto the shaft proved more difficult than she'd expected as Dash's vaginal muscles grasped it powerfully.

"Okay? Here is what is happening- the muscles inside your pussy are trying to confirm whether or not you're having sex with an Elite male. The reason the head is big is because that is the physiology of the elite male. The very back of the head, where is flares out from the shaft, is called the corona. It's the most sensitive and pleasurable spot on the penis for the male. The elite male has more surface area there. I'll explain why in a moment."

Dash was thrusting and listening to her talk about shafts, heads, and penis's. She began to move her hips faster. Her breathing got shallower and faster and her grunts turned to whimpers with each thrust. Harmony met the thrusts as she could, but the strength of Rainbow's muscles was amazing. After several more thrusts, Dash began to pick up speed and Harmony forgot all about herself and grabbed the back of the shaft with both hooves. She pushed hard, meeting Dash's thrusts as a large, powerful elite pegasus stallion would. It was difficult to concentrate - the smell of Dash's musk was everywhere and it was driving her out of her mind, Dash was whimpering with each thrust and the sound of her desperate pleas were impossible to ignore. More than anything Harmony wanted to join her in the pleasure and intimacy, but to do so would leave Dash in physical pain, when it should be incredible pleasure.

Dash was thrusting hard and fast now and Harmony was sweating hard but was meeting those thrusts and pushing hard, waiting for the sign. Then it happened, Dash thrust way back, inviting her mate to enter her fully. Harmony pushed the phallus deep into her, imagining the head pressing up against the nerve endings deep inside her vagina.

Dash suddenly stopped moving, threw her head back and screamed, her voice rough and raw. It built to a high pitched whine to a squeal then stopped. The muscles in her neck strained as the power of the orgasm hit her. Her face was a mix of ecstasy and agony. Harmony felt Dash's vagina clench hard around the base of the shaft and felt the most amazing sensation. She quickly moved around into the mounting position and pressed her own clitoris against the back of the shaft as she picked up the bulb.

Dash, her head still back, let out a series of long high pitched squeals. Harmony could feel the vibrations of Dash's vaginal muscles come through the shaft. The blonde pony bent forward and spoke softly into the ear of her lover.

"The outer lips of your pussy have grabbed the base of the shaft to keep the male from withdrawing. The front muscles are massaging and stroking the shaft and the corona, and the male is holding back as long as he can. The reason for all this is that they both want him to ejaculate as much of his semen into her as he can so that her egg can choose the best sperm for fertilization." The motion of the back of the shaft against her clit was leading Harmony to an orgasm that she was more than ready for.

Dash nodded slightly, her squeals had changed to whimpers. Her thighs were trembling, threatening to collapse. "You should start to feel another orgasm building in a moment, when you do, grab that pillow in front of you and bite down on it. This cock is going to squirt a load of hot cum into you and when your body feels it, you are going to have, well, the best description is that your orgasm is going to have an orgasm-"

At that moment, Dash's whimpers picked up speed and Harmony felt herself about to cum. She hoped that she was timing it right and that it was going to work. Dash was clearly ready but Harmony wasn't.

Then it hit. Harmony's orgasm was extreme and she squeezed the bulb sending an enormous spend of warm thick cum into Dash's pussy. It carried no sperm, but was necessary in order for Dash's body to reach its climax.

Rainbow Dash felt the strong handsome pegasi in her. Felt the head of his cock suddenly swell and as she bit down on the blanket he ejaculated in her. It was powerful and warm and hard and suddenly the world went white. Every muscle in her body tensed simultaneously and she felt the muscles in her vagina stroking, milking his cock. It was her uncle, NO, no it was - s Soarin! Yes, it was adorable Soarin, She pictured him - strong and kind, and he was behind her, loving her, lost in pleasure, filling her with a million possible foals and she would choose the best and nothing would be better than this. Then another strong ejaculation and she almost lost consciousness. The pleasure was indescribable - tiny electrical charges all over her body. She could barely hear Harmony somewhere, crying out in pleasure. She must be cumming, wherever she is thought Dash.

There was no more "semen" in the bulb, but Dash's body kept working, ensuring that every last drop was drained. Harmony had collapsed behind Dash. The hormones that Dash had released during her climax had intensified Harmony's orgasm profoundly and after a single powerful one, she had collapsed on the bed, trying to catch her breath.

Dash's thighs finally gave out and she leaned over and slid down, lying on her side. All the muscles in her hips relaxed and the phallus slipped out. Spilling out behind it was the thick white liquid that Harmony had put into the bulb earlier. Dash lay there panting and Harmony opened her eyes and looked at her lover with pity.

"Hey, sweetie - are you okay?"

Dash looked over at her. "Yeah, I think so. I feel kind of weird. I guess it's like the leftover hornienss or whatever."

Harmony closed her eyes. "You want to cum some more. don't you?"

Dash nodded. "I-I can't believe it. Will it ever stop?" She lifted her leg to the side, put her hoof between her legs and began to rub. "Oh fuck, I have to cum. I want to cum more than anything. What the fuck Harmony? What is happening? Oh it feels amazing! OH FUCK!!" Dash's hips began to jerk spasmodically. She masturbated with a ferocity, gritting her teeth, her eyes looking angry.

"Hang on, I've got an idea"

Harmony moved over and lay on her side. She lifted her leg, exposing her pussy. Dash took one look at it and scooted over, climbing over Harmony's leg, then getting into a kneeling position. She shifted forward and pressed her wet lips and clit against Harmony's. She slowly rotated her hips, rubbing her pussy against her lovers. She started cumming quickly and with each orgasm the thick semen squirted out of her and onto Harmony's thigh and vulva.

Dash's head dropped forward and her chin tucked to her chest as she continued to hump Harmony's pussy, grunting with each thrust. 'Uh-uh-uh" she moaned over and over, shivering as each successive orgasm, less intense than the last one, passed through her.

Her lower jaw jutted out slightly and with her legs trembling, she lifted herself slightly and slowly rocked back and forth, barely touching her, letting her lips and clit slowly and gently kiss Harmony's pussy as it brushed past. With each touch, Harmony jumped a little, but eventually Dash had had enough. She stopped and sat, resting on Harmony's thigh and panted. She slid back a little bit and looked down at her own vulva watched as white cum dripped slowly out of her. She reached down, again and again, and touched her clit, causing another spasm. She gasped with each one, making animal sounds of pleasure. Then she looked up at Harmony who was laying back on the pillow, looking up at her with a smile.

"Rainbow, it's okay, keep going if you need to."

Dash shifted her hips forward again, sighing as she mounted Harmony. Dash slowly rode her lover, swiveling her hips in a slow circular motion and then tilting them as though in a slow buck. Dash whimpered as their lips and clits ran across each other, and as before, with each spasm, Das contracted and issued a fresh spend of thick cum.

"I think I'm going to overflow soon." Harmony laughed.

""Uh-huh..." Dash said mindlessly, still riding, still having little orgasms and letting out little spurts of thick cum onto Harmony's pussy. "Huh? Wha? Did you say something?" Dash asked. "I'm sorry,but I can't stop. oh fucking Celestia, what's happening?"

"Your vagina is trying to flush out as much semen from an unsuccessful coupling as it can. Your body knows that you've had an intense sexual experience that did not result in fertilization and therefore the pony you mated with did not meet the criteria or standards necessary to father your foals. Your body want's nothing to do with him or his seed and so it has gone into overload, secreting enormous amounts of your cum. Here, move back, let me see. Keep making yourself cum."

"Yeah, like I was going to stop. Not likely." Dash began to rub herself more fiercely, bringing on more orgasms as the thick wetness pumped out of her.

"Yeah, that's all you. It's clear. Everything that I squirted into you is gone. You truly are the real deal, my little Elite Pony."

Harmony shifted down and lay on her back. She motioned for Dash to move herself up over her mouth.

Dash moved forward shakily on her knees until her dripping vulva was over Harmony' mouth. She slowly lowered herself down.
Harmony could not believe how hard Dash was. Her clitoris stood out fully distended, firm and erect and her lips were hard and full as though they were going to burst. Harmony pushed against Dash's clit but it was like rubber. She opened her mouth wide and with her tongue pressing hard to massage her. The young pegasus moaned loudly then squealed high, her legs shaking madly. Harmony felt the incredible contraction. It was thick and warm in her mouth. She kept working with her tongue but could see that it wasn't enough anymore. Dash pressed down harder, looking for more. Harmony pulled hard, sucking Dash's clit up to the roof of her mouth. It still wasn''t enough. Dashie cried out, her jaw clenched tight, then "Teeth - use your teeth!" Harmony Took Dash's hard clit between her front teeth and bit down tenderly, working her jaw back and forth, rolling it. Dash screamed out, her voice raspy and dry, sounding as though she were in agony. Harmony immediately stopped. "NO NO!! Bite it again.. Oh, yeah, I'm getting close again more, yeah, uh-huh- uh, uh ihhhhhhhh- UHnnggg!: Dash gave a final quick push as she came and with it Harmony felt several rather strong spurts of her young lovers cum pump into her mouth. Harmony had closed her throat and felt as the thick cum spilled out over her muzzle. Dash leaned forward, resting on her fore-hooves. She whimpered loudly over and over with each exhalation, drool dripped from her mouth. Finally she burst into tears, as Harmony pulled her down, rolled her to the side and held the young pony's head to her chest..

"It's okay, just calm down. Take a deep breath, that's it, I know it's a lot - you've been through quite a bit. There are a million hormones flowing through you right now and as wonderful as you felt when Soarin was making love to you, now your body is in depression at the lack of a successful coupling. You'll feel much better after you sleep, I promise. And don't worry about calling out his name at that moment. From what I know about him. he is worth it. Now try to calm yourself and rest. I promise I'll be right here when you wake up."

Dash's sobbing eased and Harmony held her close until she fell asleep.

Mistress Moonlight

"Mistress Moonlight,
Come again please
Here I am on my knees
Beggin if you please

And the night you don't come my way
I pray and pray more each day
Because I love you
Mistress Moonlight"
Mr. Moonlight- The Beatles (with poetic license)

Dash found herself strapped down on a steel examination table. She lay on her back, her legs apart. The table was tilted forward, slightly past a 45 degree angle. Struggling was useless. Harshwhinny was in a white lab coat, standing behind a metal console, adjusting knobs and clicking switches. There were a number of brass levers on the side. Occasionally she reached over and moved one. The lights from the dials in the console lit her face from beneath. The exam table faced a semi-circle of chairs. Two dozen or so ponies wearing lab coats and carrying notepads and instruments looked at her without expression.

"You will observe this young female Elite pegasus. She is just under 20, you'll see all her details in your folders. You are here to witness the process that occurs when a female Elite Pegasi is exposed to the hormones of a male that has responded to her in the initial stages of estrus. He has become aware of her estrus primarily via her scent and his body is preparing to enter the courtship ritual."

An assistant unsealed the lid of a large glass jar. With a long pair of forceps, Ms. Harshwhinny reached in and pinched a piece of gauze then lifted it out. Dash turned her head to the side and held her breath. Harshwhinny held the gauze under Dash's muzzle and waited. Unable to hold it any longer, Dash finally exhaled and took a deep breath, swearing she could fight it. She waited. Nothing happened. It hadn't worked. She looked at Harshwhinny with pure hatred. Harshwinny looked at the clock. Then Dash started to feel it. It was happening again, only now she knew what she wanted. No matter what she thought about, her mind turned it into erotic images. She concentrated on numbers - counting - and she focused on them, but it was too late. Her body had betrayed her. She felt the desire rising, her body responding. She fought to ignore it but she felt herself aching for touch, for release.

"Ah, here we go - her reaction is quite plain - the sexual organs have become engorged... Why don't you all come up and examine for yourself. Come now, don't be shy, we're all scientists here." "

Most of them stood up and approached Dash. "Typically at this stage in most mares, physical arousal will cause the coat over her vagina to part revealing her sexual organs, however, they are clearly more pronounced with the Elite Pegasi. Feel free to examine them yourself, but please be gentle. You'll find the rubber gloves over on that second tray. Her clitoris, which is larger than average by about 15 percent, has now enlarged to about 25%."

Her head was not restrained but she chose to keep it back against the table, pressed hard, eyes squeezed tightly shut. She felt their hooves on her, examining her. Occasionally it became too much and despite biting down hard on her lower lip, a whimper of shame and desire escaped her. She found herself unwilling to verbally defend herself, too ashamed to speak and afraid of what she might say. Her pride and self-respect fought fiercely against overpowering desire. Dash became dizzy, unable to focus on anything except her sexual hunger.

"It is evident to all how this mare feels about me, is it not? She uttelry despises me. Despite that she will accept what I have to offer." Harshwhinny began to massage Rainbow Dash between the legs. Dash's face instantly reflected the gratification. Harshwhinny continued, eliciting moans of pleasure. Then she stopped. Dash's eyes opened and she looked at Harshwinny, wordlessly pleadying for mercy. "I'm sorry, but we need to save her orgasm for later. This however further demonstrates the intensity of the desire. She is clearly quite upset, yet if you will look, you'll see that there is no lessening of her arousal. I don't know how many of you have ever tried to achieve an orgasm while crying, especially as distraught as she clearly is, but I assure you that despite this, had I continued she would have achieved climax within 1-2 minutes. This is covered in section 6 where I discuss the mind-body dichotomy."

"Essentially her body only wants to ensure the elite bloodline continues and it knows that a coupling will achieve that. Therefore her body has released hormones far more powerful than any of us can imagine in order to bring about the extreme desire for sexual gratification. This is necessary as a primary motivating factor as the means to that end. She is quite literally at the mercy of her libido. Were I to release the restraints, her hooves would immediately go directly to her vulva and she would be to bring herself to an orgasm right here in front of all of us, rather than try to find somewhere private first."

"Even without touch, her body responds. You can see her powerful haunches contracting. The force inside her, the muscles of her vaginal walls are quite powerful. Her sexual responses are no longer part of her emotional experience, though were she to just relax and enjoy it" Harshwhinny growled at Dash, "She might find it less unpleasant!" She turned to the assembled scientists "Now I will demonstrate how her body reacts when the male elite pegasi mounts her and penetrates her. Please take a step back."

A brass arm extended down from above the table. Attached to the end of it was a metal cylinder of brass. It was shaped like a penis and looked cold and frightening. Dash's face went white with fear as Harshwhinny, using the brass levers near the console, maneuvered it into position, its tip poised at the opening of her vagina. Harswhinny squeezed a handle and Dash cried out as it entered her...

Rainbow Dash sat hugging herself in a tight ball, rocking back and forth, her forehead resting on her knees. She was in a grassy glade by the side of a small brook. All traces of physical desire had left her, all that was left was the awful humiliation and shame. Other than the stream and the distant birds, the only sounds were strained whimpers of intense pain coming from her. Tears streamed from her eyes, dampening her knees and she wrapped her wings around her as much as she could.

A soft slow beat of wings sounded near her and she heard somepony land to her right. She tucked into the ball tighter.

“Rainbow?”

It sounded to Dash a little like Harshwhinny…

A bolt of fear shot through the young pony. She sniffed hard and with the back of her hoof first wiped her eyes, then the mucus that dripped from her nose. She took a deep, shaky breath, and prepared to face her princess as though everything was just fine, that she was suffering from allergies. She raised her head and turned with a trembling smile.

The face of Princess Luna held such incredible concern, sympathy and love that Dash’s attempt at a cool casual greeting crumbled like a wall of sand. Luna walked to her, sat down and put her arms around her, then wrapped her large midnight blue wings around the little cyan pony, completely encompassing her.

In all her life, Rainbow Dash had never felt so completely safe or secure. She let all her pain burst through her walls and she cried out in agony. The pain had become unbearable. Dash let go of her legs and turned toward her princess and returned the hug, holding her and crying.

The huge wings remained around her, enveloping her as Luna held her close. Were that gesture not enough, the princess placed her cheek atop Rainbow’s mane and rested her head protectively there. There had never been any place at any time in her life where Rainbow would have preferred to be but here, now. She sensed the immense power around her, never realizing the awesome strength and magic that the younger sister possessed. Controlling both night and day would have been a flight through the park for this alicorn, and yet one would never have guessed it.

The events of her nightmare were suddenly insignificant and silly and couldn’t touch her. Her heart slowed, her breathing calmed and suddenly her face was dry and her nose was clear. She sighed and felt the wings open and warm air rush in. The princess looked down into Dash's eyes.

“Do you feel better now Rainbow Dash?”

Dash looked back up over her shoulder into Luna's eyes. “Yes your highness, thanks. Uh... I mean thank you.”

“Please, remain casual in your speech, I understand.“

“Where are we? Is this like, a dream?”

“Indeed. ‘Tis your dream my little pegasus.”

Dash looked around. “Yeah. Well, uh, that’s cool. I feel better now, so thanks. I guess I can wake up, so uh… Can you lend a hoof princess? You know – maybe a kick to the head or something?”

"You do not need my help for that. You shall awaken at the time you are ready.”

“So I guess that means I’m not read… oh no.” Dash sat there, frozen in stone.

“You have surmised that your princess of the night is actually here, within your dream, have you not?”

Dash just nodded. “Uhhhh, you’re highness, I didn’t mean to disrespect you – I didn’t know it was really you.”

“Do not worry, I understand.”

“Whew, I mean I was getting a little casual right there, you know, telling you to kick me in the head and all.” Dash smiled sheepishly. “So, what brings you to my dream? I mean not that you’re not welcome, just curious.”

Luna looked puzzled. “Do you not know? I am usually there when one of my subjects is in pain. Are you not upset? Your tears upset me greatly young Rainbow Dash. For whom were they shed?”

“Oh, yeah, that. Well, I kinda strained a wing and it hurt. Yeah, that’s pretty much it - the old sore wing accident.”

“Is this the truth that you speak?”

“Who, me? Truth? Of course. I wouldn't lie to you. Not this pony, no M’am!”

“Thou dost protest too much me thinks”

“Thou dost pro who now?”

“I feel that you are withholding things that you wish to tell me. Are they too personal? I would depart, though I can feel that you still want me here, else I would leave.”

“Are you sure about those feelings? I mean I don’t think I need help." Dash looked down. "Anyway, if I did, I kinda doubt you’d understand.”

“So it is personal. You are embarrassed to tell me. Of what are you afraid? Do you think I shall judge you or find you to be abhorrent. Oh, it is a word that means despicable, revolting, awful.”

Dash looked away from her; an expression of pain crossed her face. She looked down and kicked a clump of grass with a forehoof. Her voice was soft. “Yeah," she said, “Abhorrent sounds like it about covers it. Nothing against you Princess Luna, but it’s really personal and really embarrassing. It’s something you probably don’t even know about and if you did you would think it was pretty sick and despicable and revolting like you said. I don’t think I could ever tell you, you’re too refined, with royal birth and all.”

“I see.”

Dash grew even more despondent. She felt horrid enough alone, now in the presence of royalty she felt like a perverted lech who ought to be thrown into prison. If Luna had any idea of what Dash had done, she’d most likely vomit first, followed by condemning her to death or, were she too weak from vomiting, banish her. She'd have to think of something else to tell her. She was beyond help.

Luna's countenance grew dark, her voice took a tone of solemn severity. “So, thou hast clearly done something abhorrent. We can sense it, something vile that it would make us retch. Thou has behaved in a depraved manner, debasing thyself to the point of irredeemable disgrace. Though uncertain of the act of which you speak, thy is surely guilty of it! No matter - thy princess is disgusted with thee nonetheless. We know that we can devise a punishment befitting this heinous crime."

Dash, eyes cast downward sighed. “Yeah, I doubt it.”

"We must think on this. Ti's not every day we must come up with a punishment to fit the crime. Tell us the nature of the crime."

"I'd really rather not." Dash looked at the dirt clod she had kicked up, wishing she were under it.

"Ahhhh, this sounds like something very private. We think we might know of what you speak. What punishment, though? It must be fitting to the crime. I must get into the correct frame of mind. Prisoner!"

Dash blinked "Uh, yeah?"

"Do you mind if we masturbate? We find we think better after an orgasm or two."

Rainbow Dash was frozen at the spot, her jaw agape.

“Art thou surprised? Do you not think your princess enjoys the carnal pleasures of the body? You princess is quite fond of orgasms! You may recall she was locked in the moon for over a thousand years!" For a moment Luna grew somber, "She has many orgasms to catch up on," then she brightened. "Sometimes, during a single session, I'll have several!" Luna paused for a moment then scowled, "though not all the time...”

Little noises came out of the back of Dash’s open mouth.

Luna grew enthusiastic and leaned toward Dash. “Wouldst thou like to hear my fantasies? Some are quite inventive, extensive and involved. I have quite a number of devices I've collected since returning to Equestria, which I employ. I do have one in particular that I prefer…“

“STOP!!” Dash was finally able to yell, “No! No no no no!! You are my princess! How can you – you know- do that?”

“It depends. Sometimes I use several of my devices in long drawn out. sessions. Other times, it is just our hoof. That is usually the case when I find a pony is having an erotic dream in which I am a participant. I sometimes go and observe. I cannot take part and my presence is unknown, but I draw immense amounts of inspiration from it.

“Wait, you, uh…”

“Go into dreams and find they are of a sexual nature? Certainly, but only if I am one of the ponies of whom they dream."

“WHAT??!!"

Luna gave her a nudge then leaned forward with a raised eyebrow and whispered "I have seen who you dream about along with me."

Dash's face went white and her pupils became tiny points.

“Yes my little pony. As I consider the look upon your face, I presume you are thinking on a particular dream..."

“I am SO SORRY!! Please don’t kill me!!”

Luna laughed until she had tears in her eyes. “Do not be silly Rainbow Dash. I thought it quite amusing, not to mention inspiring!”

“Yeah, but what did Princess Celestia think?!” Dash said with fright.

“She does not know – and I cannot nor would I ever speak to her of it. I should explain further. If I am part of your dream and I observe it, I am unable to speak of it to anypony. That is to say even should I want, I could not relate to anypony what transpired unless you bade me do it. So what happens is between you and I, and Rainbow – I do not judge you, for there is nothing to judge. It is only a dream. Oh - I thought the outfit in which you dressed me was quite becoming. In fact I had one made. I enjoyed watching us try on different clothes. Thou has excellent taste.“

“But I had you, you know – do that thing…”

“To Tia? Silly pony - 'Twas just a dream! That was not Tia, it was your imagination of Tia. Dost thou forget what thy did for me? And then to me? And then for me again? " Luna asked, raising her eyebrow. "Twas most... inspirational to watch! We did a great deal of catching up on our lost orgasms that night, I assure you. Though the following night I think the moon was rather late in being raised..."

Dash's face now went bright red and she squeezed her eyes shut. She turned away from the princess.

"NO! I mean yes, I mean I forget! And whatever you remember, it wasn't with me!"

"Liar!!" Luna yelled and laughed. "Thou art such a liar!" I posses the most knowledge about dreams, it is seldom we can control what happens within them. But fear not – they were phantoms, thoughts and smoke. As I have said, they are not the ponies, they are your imagination of your friends. Nothing really happened – ‘twas was only in your mind. And Rainbow Dash, you are very giving in your love. You always ensure that all partners in your dreams are well sated before you are. You are a wonderful pony. Having said that, should you know of the things of which pony's dream, thou would be shocked, some would make you sad beyond description and others, well, they are inspiring.

"What about, you know, when we, you know, well, like..."

"Awaken and satisfied thy urges? I am gone. I cannot enter fantasies or thoughts, only dreams.”

"Oh, well, I guess..." Dash's face was pink and she found she was able to look at Luna without feeling too self conscious.

"Yes?" Luna asked, her eyebrow raised again.

"Uh, oh, um, nothing."

"Thou art so competitive! You wish to know how your dreams compare to others, dost thou not? If they are more arousing?"

"Well, yeah, I guess... Kinda."Dash said sheepishly.

"Well yours are some of my favorites." Luna said with a smile and raised eyebrow. Dash pulled her head back and her eyes opened wide for a second in shock. Then she leaned forward with a smile.

"Really? You think I'm hot?"

"Your dreams are quite... imaginative let us say. You do not have so many, however, the ones you do have are very - " Luna thought for a moment, "hot as thou sayest. There is one in particular. It is with you and I and Big Macintosh, Applejack’s brother. Did thou know he is gifted?”

“Is he ever!” said Dash dreamily.

“I speak of his intellect.”

“Yeah, sure you do! If by intellect you mean that package of his!”

“AH! I believe I know to what you are referring! He is, in fact, prodigious."

“I hear that sister…” Dash smiled dreamily. Then suddenly her head snapped up in embarrassment. "No! I mean I don't, you know, uh..." Then she looked at Princess Luna, sitting there smiling at her.

“Why are you doing this Luna?”

Luna took Dash's chin in her hoof and gently lifted it. She looked into her eyes. “Because Dashie, I love you and I do not want you to feel bad about what is perfectly natural. I can not help you as long as you do not trust my desire to help you.”

“Yeah, I’ve heard that before.”

“I know you have.”

“You do?”

“You have dreamed of your conversations with her..”

“Wait, so you saw my dream earlier, when I was strapped down to that table and the fucking bitch sleeping next to me put on display like some scientific experiment? You saw THAT?!!”

Luna smiled warmly. “Yes, I did Rainbow, and that is why I am here. On some level you called out to me. I would have come to you sooner but upon seeing your anguish I found I had to collect my own emotions before joining you so as not to upset you. It caused me much pain to see you hurt so. In the meantime, however, I found I was able to break a rather serious rule and so sent you to sit beside this quiet brook."

Dash looked at Luna and felt tremendous love and gratitude. “I mean I was up there, strapped to that table, being poked and prodded and stroked, and all I could think of was how badly I wanted some pony in me!"

Luna calmly nodded

"Princess! You don't get it! I was utterly humiliated, I wanted to die. Then that awful brass thing came down on that arm. It stopped right between my legs!” Dash was getting extremely upset and tears began to spill onto her cheeks. She looked at Luna, rage in her eyes and her teeth gritted. "But I wanted that thing! More than anything I've ever wanted!" Dash yelled, sobbing. Luna walked over to her, pulled her close and once again wrapped the midnight wings around her.

“It's okay Rainbow, it's okay, I'm here, shhhh,,,”

Rainbow Dash calmed down and became quiet. Luna opened her wings and stepped back.

"You seem better now, are you okay?"

Dash nodded.

"You now know you are an Elite Pegasus."

“PLEASE don’t call me that! I HATE it! I never asked for it and I don’t WANT IT!!”

“You are not the first to utter such things.”

“I would have called you crazy an hour ago, I mean I thought being one was the coolest thing ever, but not now.” Dash shook her head. Then she looked at Luna with curiosity. “So,um, you know, would you have, you know done it? Like in front of me?”

“And I still will. Thou needest but to ask.”

“But you know that I won’t. You’ve seen into me and you know that I’d never ask you to lower yourself to do that.”

“You still think it is lowering?”

“Well, if you do it and love it as much as you say you do, then maybe I've been wrong.”

“Well then, I await your decision.”

“I believe you Luna but I would never ask you to do it. I kinda know what it’s like and it got me into a bad situation.”

“You are very perceptive Rainbow Dash. I would have been very embarrassed to have done it, for it is quite a personal thing and to be truthful I am glad you did not ask me, but I would if it would make you feel better about doing it yourself. I have never done it in front of anypony. In fact, 'tis something I have never discussed with anypony ever. I am glad thou does not take this offer lightly." There was some gravity behind Luna's voice.

"So why me? You were ready to do one of the most un-princessly things I can imagine, for me.

"Thou art in extreme pain in thy heart and soul. Was thou not having thoughts of great darkness?"

Dash looked down and spoke very softly. "Yeah, I guess I was."

Luna placed her hoof under Dash's chin and lifted it. She looked into the teary violet eyes. She spoke tenderly. “There is little this princess would not do to save thy life. I knowest what thy did to save the life of thy sleeping friend here when she acted upon her desire for great darkness. Thou offered to debase thyself. 'Tis easy enough to say such things, but, thou followed through when you could have walked away. When she awoke, she did not remember what you had said, and you knew that. Thou art a pony of great honor Rainbow Dash. T'would be a great loss were my kingdom to lose such a noble soul. We can easily do without and Elite Pegasus, but we could never be truly happy without you. To lose you would break the hearts of all four of thy princesses." Luna paused and looked at Dash with a smile. "Especially this one's." Tears now filled Luna's eyes and she pulled the little cyan pony close. They remained that way for awhile. "Rainbow Dash, I believe it would be most helpful if you would explain to me what you think your dream means.”

“I- I don’t know. It was so strange, didn’t you think? I can’t imagine where all that craziness came from! All those scientists and Harshwhinny with her lab coat...”

Luna looked at her without blinking.

“Well Harshwhinny and I were, you know... uhhh...doing it and, uh, it was awesome and hot. and I was pretty cool with it. At, you know, first...." Dash’s eyes were wet. “We were, you know, and then it was like I couldn’t stop”

"Is there more? Do not tell me if you do not wish to."

“I’m sorry princess. We were having this fight. She pinned me to the bed and it really pissed me off. Before we knew it things were getting pretty rough. Really rough if you want to know the truth. We were kissing so hard that we both cut our lips against our teeth- I mean it got crazy. I think she even hit me."

Luna stood up and a look of pure rage came over her face. It frightened Dash to her core. "No no no, Princess, I kinda deserved it. I was being a real little snot. I refused to listen to her. I can get pretty obnoxious at times."

Luna relaxed and then smiled. "Yes, I recall your behavior at the Nightmare night celebration. I believe it was there that I first came to know the term suggesting that what thou gives out, thou shalt recieve."

"Riiight - Payback's a bitch."

"That is what Princess Twilight said after I sent that bolt of lighting toward thy posterior. I trust it did not hurt too much."

"No, my flank didn't hurt a bit."

"That is a relief - but I heard it hit - oh no! Please tell me I did not hit you..."

"Oh yeah, right there. It was my own fault. I should have kept my legs closed. It wasn't that bad, actually. It was tingly and every time I, you know...have an orgasmt- tiny lightning bolts appeared around my clit and you can hear thunder in my vagina."

Luna's laugh was wonderful. It was strong and full of joy and Dash couldn't help but smile. Every time she would calm down, the princess would recall the words and she'd erupt into laughter all over again.

"I have not laughed so well in many a moon, You are most wonderful Rainbow Dash."

"Ah - I'm just kidding, you nailed me square in the flank. I thought I could make you laugh. It's an awesome sound."

"Thank you Rainbow, 'twas very funny. Please tell me about what happened with you and Harmony, I want so much to help thee."

"Well there is this position-"

“The position to which you refer has many names. It is ancient and quite popular between mares.”

“Well we were doing it. Harmony was lying down…” Dash closed her eyes, unable to look at her princess. “I was straddling her, you know pzzy," she mumbled, "with mine, you know, riding it. I felt myself starting to uh...well . you know..."

"Have an orgasm? Reach a climax? Hmmm? CUMM???!!!

"eeyeah..." Dash confirmed, then blushed. "Suddenly my hips started to, like move faster than I thought I could.”

“And this troubled you?”

“No Luna, it was that nothing was going to make me stop. Not unless you dragged me off of her.”

“It felt that good?”

“No... well yeah. It felt so good that I didn’t have any control. My body took over and I loved it. I don't know if I could have stopped it, I really didn't want to. Like –have you ever been enjoying something so much that no matter what happened you wouldn’t stop?”

“If you are speaking of sex, then there was a time when Tia - Princess Celestia - caught me pleasuring myself. I was in the middle of an orgasm and she just walked in.”

"She would come into your bedroom without even knocking?!"

"Oh, yes, well, perhaps I was not in my bedroom. I may have been in the castle's library looking through some books I had not known were there, though they appeared to be heavily used.."

"Were there pictures?"

"A great many of them. Some very cute mares and their stallions in all manner of positions. There was one set of two very cute mares who were engaged in the very act you describe. They both looked extremely happy."

“Yeah, well take it from me - they were. So what did you do?!!”

“I masturbated!"

"No I mean when Princess Celestia walked in on you!"

"Oh, yes, well I was quite embarrassed. I pulled my legs together but I could not pull my hoof away," Her attitude suddenly changed. She spoke as if she were back in the library addressing her sister. Her voice carried no small amount of petulance. "We could not stop, we were right in the middle of an orgasm!. It felt too good!!" She turned back to Dash. "When she saw what I was reading a look of horror came upon her countenance. Her face became quite red and she looked straight to the shelf from which we had taken them, though 'twas on the other side of the room - I often wondered how she knew..." Luna looked at Dash with a very sly smile. Dash returned the smile and winked.

"She stormed from the room and later she berated me for having no sense of decency. Then she asked me the location of the books. I told her I had burned them. Her face turned whiter than thou hast ever seen it, take our word! I laughed and told her I put them back on the shelf from whence I had taken them. She was not amused. Though we certainly were! She never questioned where I had placed them. From that time forward, should I venture to the library, she would smirk and roll her eyes. It quite annoyed me. That was until I caught her.” Luna’s smile was one of self satisfaction.

"PRINCESS CELESTIA??!! You caught the princess playing with herself?? What was she doing, how was she doing it - Wait, no, don't tell me. It's kind of like hearing about one of your parents doing it. I really don't want to know."

"That is a wise choice Rainbow Dash. In any case I would not have told you. Please let us get back to you."

"Well like I said, I felt like I was going out of my mind. Oh, right, I was asking you about stopping in the middle of it."

"Were I in the midst of a wonderful powerful orgasm? I doubt I would have."

“What if somepony had walked in holding Princess Celestia’s severed head?”

“I would laugh. T'would be a stuffed head made to look like Tia’s. There is no creature on earth that could sever her head. “

Dash rolled her eyes. “Just go with me on this, would you? Suppose it was sompony you really loved, oh…”

“You?” Luna asked.

Dash was taken aback by the implications. “Why me? Is that how much you love me?”

“Yes, I love you, but no more than I love your 5 friends, or any of my subjects, though my heart has a very special place for you 6. I have not answered your question. If I were in the middle of an orgasm and the severed head of anypony were bought to me, of course I would stop. What kind of creature would not… oh.”

Dash looked up at her. Her eyes were full of pain and wet with tears.

“Twas that bad?”

Tears ran down Rainbow’s cheeks as she nodded. “If they held up the mutilated body of Scootaloo, I wouldn’t have broken stride. I would have cried hysterically, but my body was after another orgasm and nothing was going to stop it.”

Luna looked at her, not saying a word.

Dash became more upset. "And I wouldn't have wanted to stop it! I would have looked at the bloody body of one of the sweetest little pony's I know, I mean she's closer than a little sister could be. She idolizes me and loves me, and I would have still wanted to keep cumming."

"I know well the pony of which you speak. She is a dear one and a very brave one. I too hold her in a special place in my heart. I know you wold have stopped."

"No I WOULDN'T!! I thought of her! I closed my eyes and imagined that wonderful little filly torn to shreds by a Timberwolf and it didn't even slow me down. That's what scared me the most."

“I am sorry Rainbow. But I do know of the Elite Pegasi and what happens when two of them mate for the first time.. Theirs is a forbidden history and goes back several hundred years before I was banished. I can tell you of it because you will find it impossible to speak of it to any other pony. Should you try, you will find it impossible, lest we are speaking together. At that time we could tell others of what we shared. Else, the words will never leave thy lips, just as mine will never let me tell anypony about thee. “

“Really? Is that true?”

“I swear upon my life. What you share with me in a dream will only be shared between us. In the corporeal world, what you would call awake, we shall be as we always have. Only if we are together and agree, can your dreams be shared.”

“Oh yeah – Rarity was telling me about how you helped Sweetie Belle.”

“Yes, and that is because Sweetie Belle wished to share it and I agreed. We must both be willing to share with others what we have shared between us. But I digress. Many years ago, after the founding of Equestria, despite what you have heard, the 3 tribes did not get along, and there was a constant threat of war.”

“But Hearth's Warming Eve? Everypony was cool after they straightened things out. That’s what went down, right?”

“I fear there is much myth in that tale, Dashie. It is often the case- Why do you smile so? Dost thou like it when I call thee Dashie?”

“I love it, love it, love it Princess. It’s like the best thing ever.”

“Then I shall continue it Dashie.”

Rainbow Dash went to Luna and sat in front of her. She leaned her head up against the beautiful midnight blue coat, and listened to her heart.

“Whatever it is that comes after awesome - you're like the thing after that.” Dash kissed the spot over Luna’s heart then rested her head again.

“This makes me very happy Dashie, more than I can say," there was a tremor in Luna's voice. "I have a sense that Scootaloo is not the only pony in need of an older sister.”

Dash leaned her forehead against the soft coat and nodded.

“Then tell me of your fears my little sister.”

“On one condition.”

“Thou hast not been thy sibling but these few moments and thou is already laying down the rules?" Luna laughed. "What be this condition oh sister of many colors?”

Dash looked up at her, and smiled broadly. “That you visit me in my dreams more often.”

“I will try, but I have obligations to help others.”

“Then come to me when I am awake. I feel so nice and safe when you’re with me. And I’m usually the one that makes sure others are safe.”

“I will be with you whenever I can Dashie, but what worries you now?”

“I – I don’t think Harmony really loves me.”

“Why?”

“Well it was like we were having sex before, there wasn’t any love there, and she was like telling me about the whole science thing during it. Like I was her big experiment and I was proving that her theories were all true. I bet she was getting off on that.”

“Dost thou think thou are so difficult to love? Thou are immensely loveable! Show me the pony of another mind and I shall show thee a liar! And should one have to look anywhere but to thy beautiful face or body to bring desire, I would show thee a pony in great need of glasses!”

"Yeah, 'tis true... I am pretty hot."

"AH! That is the Dashie I know! And did you not save the life of yon Harmony?"

“I’m beginning to wonder about that, too. Were those pills even real?”

“Ye think that she used pills with no potency? Have you the pills?”

“I don’t think so – wait! I do! I remember I cleaned up the floor so the hotel staff wouldn’t find them. They’re in my saddle bag. They're probably all melted.”

“The potion within them is true or it is not. We will know. Why did you not flush them down the toilet?”

“I dunno. I just kept them.”

“Kept them. That is an interesting choice of words, Dashie.” Luna thought for a moment, then looked back at Dash. “Why did you keep them?”

“I don’t know.”

“Did you have doubts? Even then?”

“Yeah, maybe. I mean the whole thing was so weird. I went to her room, and she was totally out of it, but I kept remembering that she said she probably wouldn’t be around the next day. I thought I knew what that meant. Turned out I was right. Then she had those pills.”

Dash looked at Luna, her face one of desperation.

“Luna?”

“Yes Dashie?”

“Does she love me? Does she really love me?”

“What dost thou think? What dost thy heart tell thee?”

“No. I think that fucking cunt just want’s to write a book about me!" Dash snapped. Her eyes suddenly went wide before she closed them and smacked her head down onto her hoof. "Oh great, then Twilight will read it and ask me all about my twat!" She rolled her eyes skyward "Just great!” She crossed her forelegs on her chest and turned away to sulk.

“Rainbow Dash?”

“What is it?” Dash was clearly annoyed.

“What is this twat thou speakest of? Do I also have a twat Rainbow Dash?”

Rainbow looked at her and burst into laughter. She rolled around the grass in hysterics, holding her stomach and kicking her legs until tears came to her eyes. Finally she calmed down.

“I guess it must be most funny. I would like to see one.”

Dash calmed down and started to catch her breath. Then she smiled. She was laying on her back so so she opened her legs, and relaxed her pelvic muscles, exposing her pink vulva.

“Ah! 'Tis thy vagina!" Luna leaned toward Dash and raised an eyebrow "Tis fairer than even I had imagined.”

Dash bought her knees together and shook her head. “You sure know how to make a little sister feel better about herself. I gotta... wait. Did I just flash Princess Luna?? Did I just show you my..."

“Twat? Yes, you did, but thou are no longer pouting about Princess Twilight Sparkle questioning thee about thy twat. And we are no longer just princess and subject. We are close friends - sisters- who can tell each other anything. Like the difference between a pussy and a cunt. They are used in so many ways - it has caused me much confusion.”

“Well this is my twat." She said, pointing to her crotch with her hoof. "But it’s also my pussy and my cunt. But a twat can also be a clueless mare, a pussy can be a colt or stallion who is a lightweight. Well not like he's light, but he's got no courage, he won't face up to his responsibilities. Cunts...hmm. well, a cunt can be a bitch.”

“So a female canine can be a cunt? Is Applejack's dog Winona such a cunt?”

“No," Dash laughed again. "It's more like a really mean filly, or mare. Do you know Diamond Tiara?"

"Yes, she attends school with Scootaloo and Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle and Twist and Pip..."

"Right, right. Well she's got cunt potential. If they had a "Future Cunts of Equestria" club - she'd pretty much be their president with that Silver Spoons probably as VP. But sometimes I think Spoony may not be all that bad. She's just a follower. Cunt's are usually kinda hot and they use their sex to get what they want.”

“Ahhhh, I am familiar with this type. 'Tis most distasteful.”

"Oh my gosh! You've been in their dreams!! Oh right, you can't talk about it. Well next time you're there, you can tell DT to lay off Scoots, and the rest of the CMC's."

"'Tis not my intent to tell ponies what to do. I only wish to help them find what they know in their hearts to be true, despite what their heads may tell them."

“Well then I guess my heart is pretty stupid because it can't figure this out."

"What dost thou wish to know?"

"Am I in love with a cunt? Does she love me?”

"How many questions is't thou asking Dash?"

"Uhhh two?"

"Thinkest again"

"What are you talking about?!! Question one - Am I in love with a cunt?! Question two - does she love me? Pretty straight forward there Luna!"

"Is it? Perhaps thou should'st break the question down one word at a time for thy older sister. Hhmmm?"

"For a princess, you can be pretty thick."

"Humor us."

"Whatever."

"Thou certainly art taking thy time in performing a simple task."

"Fine! Break it down? OKAY!" Dash rolled her eyes

"Ammmmmm..." she paused as if addressing a foal "...eye... pause ...in... pause ...luuuuuuuve...

Luna cocked her head a fraction of an inch. Dash continued ...wihhhhhh... The sound faded as Rainbow Dash was struck dumb. Her jaw hung slack and she stared at Luna for help. Then her face clouded over.

"That's ridiculous! You're questioning whether or not I love that cunt?!"

Luna said nothing.

"I saved her life! Of course I love her! I did what I promised, I wore the stockings. which I totally rocked by the way. I did it, and we made love. I lick - uh - did things I thought she would like, and she did. It was incredible. we made amazing love. It was funny and caring and sweet. And at the end of it she did all these things, even after I came... like, clean me up..." Dash slowed down. "...and make sure I was on the dry spot of the bed and that I was comfortable." She looked at Luna, her voice became more caring. "And the next day when I woke up I was a friggin mess. I had never had sex with an older mare, I had never gotten that crazy with anypony. I said some pretty nasty things to her, but she was really nice..." Dash lowered her head, and her voice took on a tone of shame. "...and didn't say anything except that she wanted to help me. Then told me about being an Elite Pegasus. I told her about my Uncle and how when he was visiting I got all crazy with masturbating. She told me what I did before I told her."

"Did it make thou feel better?"

"Well, yeah, it made me feel great. She told me how it was totally normal. She knew it all. A part of me that I never told anypony about was suddenly cool. I can't even tell you how happy it made me."

"Allow me to ask a question of thee."

"Sure."

"If Harmony told you what you did, for what experiment does she need you?"

"I don't know! To show the world that she was right about how Elite Pegasi have sex."

"But did she not tell thou how to have sex before thou had sex with her? Would not thou simply have followed her instructions?"

"Yeah, I guess. I pretty much did."

"And were she to strap you to that table in front of those scientists, what would she say? That thou did things that an Elite Pegasi would do during sex, especially if thou were told what to do? It does not sounds to us like anything about which one would write a book. No new news or discoveries, other than that an Elite Female Pegasus can follow verbal directions."

"Yeah, I guess... Hey you're right!! She totally blew any chance of proving what she had been studying by telling me all that stuff!! She does love me!!!" Dash took off and flew several somersaults, woo-hooing with each before landing in front of Luna. "Please oh please oh please don't tell her I called her a cunt! Oh wait, you wouldn't, that was stupid of me. Sorry sis. What? What's with the look?"

"Thou has answered two of the three questions. Harmony is not a cunt, and Harmony does love thee."

"Oh, yeah, right..."

Luna leaned over and kissed Dash on the bridge of her muzzle. She held her lips there for awhile, sensing the pure joy that radiated off the cyan pony.

"Guess it's time to wake up, eh sis?"

"So soon?" Luna asked with a little sad smile, but those two words filled Dash's heart with light. She looked into Luna's eyes.

"I love you, soooo much."

"I love you too Rainbow Dash. Give thyself time to think. Feelings are complicated and love far more so, though it is the simplest thing ever."

"Will I see you again soon?"

"Of course, now get some wake!"

Dash smiled, and stretched and yawned.

Author's Note

"Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup..." John Lennon, The Beatles.
My words are echos from Equestria.

My poor beloved Dashie. This all takes place before the events with AJ and Twi in Ponyville. That's why Dash is the way she is in that book. She drinks too much at the party and is generally out of control. There is one more chapter in this book that is very very important. and then the story moves on to Something. This is as good a place as any to mention that I need to return to Blackbird. So much depends on the history that takes place there. I will tell you this - Elite Pegasi were not the result of some cute experiment.