The Gaurdians of Equstria

by agentl3

Invasions Drunks and Swears

Previous Chapter

As they all woke up The one who first spoke was chief Foxier

"Hay Did someone challenge me to a drink off because this is what happens after wards" Said the Army leader as he got up in a daze he was wearing white armor Like royal guard but with a closed off head set With Iron Glasses he looked like a Spirit guard really his universal army armor transferred with him As he looked around He decided to wake up the other 4 men who were with him in this weird kinda Spare bedroom looking thing.

"Oh god i never felt so much pain since I took on all of black waters police man that hurt wait i got shot how am i alive and WHY AM I A HORSE" Shouted John as he got up in a startled matter.

"Dam I died And i must be in heaven because I see ........ A bunch of horses And IM A HORSE well this isnt the strangest thing i have seen in the war You guys should hear i saw when we were raiding the Nazis camp it was hilarous" Said deuce In a very Manly matter.

"..........................................................................................." Said gordan he was Wearing Orange black Royal Guard armor But with no head set He just Nodded

" Mum me ya I never felt that much fire since i was in the mafia My Meat balls are roasting and im a horse why is that Well ummm must be one of my mushrooms nope it is not i am horse still not the weirdest thing to ever happen to me not even in the top 90" Said Mario he had a Blue And red coat and a mustache And his Hair was so Fancy he was wearing a News pony hat with a M on it.

Foxier looked around he saw that he was a unicorn like creature The one with the news cap was a Normal horse thing The one that said something about black water was a Horse like thing and so was the One who said he invaded the nazis camp was also one But the one that just didn't talk was a unicorn Like creature to As he was thinking his 731 year old life over a royal guard interrupted him.

"The Princess would like to speak to all of you now follow me please" Said the guard in a Strict Manner.

"Ahhh the Humans i am so glad to be in front of Hero,s among there race in Equestrias Darkest hour you see humans We are in Danger of a Invasion That well destroy are race The Creatures that are invading Call them Self's Robotic Empire" Said the Princess Celestia In a very worried Tone.

As Cheif Foxier heard this He spit out the Cider he stole from one of the guards.

"The Robotic Empire oh god Oh Shit your screwed Princess im sorry but You fight with little bitty spears when they have Lazer Beams and guns Princess I have fought with the leader who runs this Empire for 50 years His Name is Doctor L he is a Evil Scientist that wants World Domination The Space avengers and the Universal army had to go to earth and stop him if he is coming for you Well Your screwed But if you want our help we will try our best i well help to IF You let me be in charge of the operation and Weapon engineering" Said Chief Foxier in a Serious Tone.

"Fine Mr Foxier but for all 5 of you must go to Pony Vill where are you gonna be Trained by the Elements In Fighting this force I will order up a Cart  for all of you Right away" Said the Princess in A Happy Relief Tone That she now knows that the Hero,s are gonna work with her.

30 MINUTES LATER

Everyone was loaded into the Cart they were almost at Pony Vill when something Hit the Cart sending it Flying into a certain someones Library.