The Gaurdians of Equstria

by agentl3

Rating: teen
Tags: Crossover, Dark, Comedy, Adventure
Length: 1305

What happens when you throw a gun slinger a commande of a army a captan A plumber and a Silent Man Well read for ya

After a threat of no other equstria has ever seen Comes to Equstria Princess Celesta Is forced to find a couple of dieing humans which have some Idea of Stopping evil right in its tracks.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-10-08 02:49:59 UTC

The Begining of the END

HELLS GRAVEYARD 2017 A.D

As Chief Foxier Saw what remained of his squad and his son run off in the distance he looked outside of the old abandoned church To see Delta zombie and his once Hunan Soldiers Now turned into Decaying monsters. He Pulled out his Sub Electro Pistol He went outside

"Delta Zombie you think I well die to you Well I Well trying to stop you" Said chief Foxier As he Blasted his pistol killing about 20 of the zombie soldiers Its unfortunate That His once loyal and Human Soldiers Shot through his Flight Ton Armorer He dropped on his knees and feel to the ground Wheezing and coughing up Blood In his helmet As he looked up Delta Zombie Walked over to him And said only 1 thing.

"All good things must come to a end" Said Delta zombie with his chilling Melody Voice.

"Fuck you" Said Chief foxier As a spit up more blood.

Delta zombie pulled the sword of darkness and stabbed chief Foxier right in the heart Killing him

The Last thing he saw was a few sparks of Green light and then it went white.

Bleachers Hope 1911

As John Marston Looked through The Barn door he saw law men outside with soldiers he took 1 final breath Before he walked outside He pulled out his pistol Shot 3 in in the heart before he was shot down he felt Paine he then dropped to his knees He was thing to him self "Good bye World Hello Satan" He dropped dead all he saw was white and magical sparks

Bowsers castle 277 R.D

Mario was tired he was beaten to the pulp by bowser This was the biggest he ever had he pulled ou his last star he was goanna finish bowser off once and for all As he ate it He grew back his strength he ran towards bowser before king boo appeared and sucked the star out of Mario He then picked up Mario "How did you do that I'm Mario " Said Mario Grasping to the air

"Now Mario when I sucked that star out of you I took all your 1 ups to game over Mario HAHAHAHAHA now feel Heat" said king boo in a Fit of rage He then dropped Mario into the lava. When Mario hit it All he said Was "luigi Save Peach" Said Mario in a sad voice All he saw next Was white a few magical sparks.

City 17 2055  As the combine were getting REALLY Desperate to take out the Human race They were creating a laser to do so Gordon was trying to disable it But he couldn't But e thought about something he learned in collage from a friend when a laser is about to shoot at something to destroy it if another object Appears in front of the object it was goanna destroy it will destroy that and not the other object he thanked Rat man That was his nicknamed he called him He jumped in front of the laser He felt Paine he the laser  explode and then he saw white and Then a few Magical sparks of light.

       Nazi Factory 1944

Duce sat in the TNT  in Pain he was shot by that Dam Collaborating Priest He told mac And JD To leave him behind. All he heard was The SS Commander counting Down he pulled a cigar and smoked it. "You shouldn't smoke I heard its bad for your health" Said Duce as he threw the cigar on the TNT what happened next Was Flames and A explosion He smiled as he was engulfed in flames All he saw next was white and a few magical sparks.

Invasions Drunks and Swears

As they all woke up The one who first spoke was chief Foxier

"Hay Did someone challenge me to a drink off because this is what happens after wards" Said the Army leader as he got up in a daze he was wearing white armor Like royal guard but with a closed off head set With Iron Glasses he looked like a Spirit guard really his universal army armor transferred with him As he looked around He decided to wake up the other 4 men who were with him in this weird kinda Spare bedroom looking thing.

"Oh god i never felt so much pain since I took on all of black waters police man that hurt wait i got shot how am i alive and WHY AM I A HORSE" Shouted John as he got up in a startled matter.

"Dam I died And i must be in heaven because I see ........ A bunch of horses And IM A HORSE well this isnt the strangest thing i have seen in the war You guys should hear i saw when we were raiding the Nazis camp it was hilarous" Said deuce In a very Manly matter.

"..........................................................................................." Said gordan he was Wearing Orange black Royal Guard armor But with no head set He just Nodded

" Mum me ya I never felt that much fire since i was in the mafia My Meat balls are roasting and im a horse why is that Well ummm must be one of my mushrooms nope it is not i am horse still not the weirdest thing to ever happen to me not even in the top 90" Said Mario he had a Blue And red coat and a mustache And his Hair was so Fancy he was wearing a News pony hat with a M on it.

Foxier looked around he saw that he was a unicorn like creature The one with the news cap was a Normal horse thing The one that said something about black water was a Horse like thing and so was the One who said he invaded the nazis camp was also one But the one that just didn't talk was a unicorn Like creature to As he was thinking his 731 year old life over a royal guard interrupted him.

"The Princess would like to speak to all of you now follow me please" Said the guard in a Strict Manner.

"Ahhh the Humans i am so glad to be in front of Hero,s among there race in Equestrias Darkest hour you see humans We are in Danger of a Invasion That well destroy are race The Creatures that are invading Call them Self's Robotic Empire" Said the Princess Celestia In a very worried Tone.

As Cheif Foxier heard this He spit out the Cider he stole from one of the guards.

"The Robotic Empire oh god Oh Shit your screwed Princess im sorry but You fight with little bitty spears when they have Lazer Beams and guns Princess I have fought with the leader who runs this Empire for 50 years His Name is Doctor L he is a Evil Scientist that wants World Domination The Space avengers and the Universal army had to go to earth and stop him if he is coming for you Well Your screwed But if you want our help we will try our best i well help to IF You let me be in charge of the operation and Weapon engineering" Said Chief Foxier in a Serious Tone.

"Fine Mr Foxier but for all 5 of you must go to Pony Vill where are you gonna be Trained by the Elements In Fighting this force I will order up a Cart  for all of you Right away" Said the Princess in A Happy Relief Tone That she now knows that the Hero,s are gonna work with her.

30 MINUTES LATER

Everyone was loaded into the Cart they were almost at Pony Vill when something Hit the Cart sending it Flying into a certain someones Library.