Apple Bloom crept into Applejack's room, careful to not make a sound. She was hunting for her trumpet that her sister had taken away from her. "Mah destiny is trumpet playin'!" she thought as she continued to make her way towards Applejack's dresser. As the little filly sneaked around the room, Applejack was upstairs looking for her. She had to get to the school house soon.
"Apple Bloom!" she yelled. "It's time fer school!" When Apple Bloom heard the yelling, she abandoned her mission and made a run for it. As she hightailed out of the place, she tripped over a bottle. She quickly scrambled to her hooves and whipped around to see a full bottle of... Apple cider? She walked up to it and looked at the label on the bottle. Before she could read what it said, she heard her sister yell her name again.
"Ahm Commin'!" she shouted up to her sister. Apple Bloom quickly shoved the strange bottle in her saddlebag and ran upstairs to her waiting sister. She always brushed her mane, for it knotted badly at night no matter what they did. As she made her way up she, chuckled a little at the devious thing she had just done. She had just stolen one of her sister's things. "That oughta teach her to not steal mah things!" she thought with a grin. And she couldn't wait to share it with her friends. After all, Rarity did always ramble on about how generosity was so important. She climbed up the last step and headed into her bathroom where her sister awaited her with a mane brush.
As Applejack struggled with the filly's knotted hair, Apple Bloom thought about how her sister would react to the missing drink.
"She's gonna be so upset when she finds out!" Apple Bloom thought, a huge grin on her adorable face. Applejack noticed her sister's happiness and smiled along with her. Her sister's happiness made her happy in turn. She was the most important thing to her in the world. Friends are good, but family is what truly matters. Applejack didn't care if Twilight was the princess of friendship, she would gladly end the world in front of her if it meant her sister would live.
While Applejack was lost in her thoughts, Apple Bloom rubbed her hooves together evilly, thinking about other devious things she could do to her sister. "I'll pour water on her bed at night! And I'll have Pinkie make her think the house is haunted!..." Both mare and foal were quickly lost in their worlds of thoughts. A speck of dust then got in her eye, and Applejack suddenly jolted back to reality and picked up the filly.
"Hey!" Apple Bloom yelled as her sister carried her down the stairs at lightning speed. She then put her sister down by the front door and planted a kiss on her cheek.
"Bye sugar cube!" she yelled as she proceeded to shove the filly out the door. As the door slammed behind her, Apple Bloom rubbed the spot where her sister's lips had touched her with her front hooves.
"EW EW EW EW EW! Ah got sister germs!" she yelled as she proceeded to rub her cheek against the dirt road in a desperate attempt to rid herself of any germs from her sister. She did this for a few seconds. Apple Bloom then lifted her now dirty face from the road sighed as she made her way towards the school, now grinning as she remembered the thing she had done earlier.
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"Sooo...You found this in your sister's room?" Scootaloo asked while watching the drink carefully, almost as if she thought the drink would explode and release a cloud of poison. Apple Bloom nodded as she popped the cap off with her hoof.
"Rarity is always talkin' bout' sharin', so I though ah would share it with ya'll!" she said, as she began to pour some of the foul smelling drink into three red plastic cups. Sweetie Bell took hers happily, while Scootaloo watched Apple Bloom drink the odd liquid nervously, beads of sweat rolling down her forehead.
"I'm not so sure about this..." Scootaloo said as she began to back up a little from the lunch table.
"Don't be such a chicken!" Sweetie Bell said as she began to take a sip of her drink. Scootaloo, who did not want to be called a chicken by her best friends, carefully extended a hoof, ready to pull it back if anything happened. She then reluctantly wrapped her hoof around it and proceeded to lift it up to her trembling lips. She sweated more as Apple Bloom watched with an un shaking glare. Scootaloo closed her eyes and braced herself as she sipped some of the drink. Her reaction was almost instant.
Her pupils got big as she lifted her head up and poured the rest of the drink down her throat. She then slammed her plastic cup against the wooden table.
"This drink...I like it! MORE!" she shouted with yet another bang of her cup. Apple Bloom nodded as she finished her own cup. She then lifted up the bottle and refilled all of their cups, for Sweetie Bell had just finished hers. Sweetie Bell than had an idea.
" Oo! Oo! Let's drink it on the count of three and see who can drink it the fastest!" Sweetie Bell exclaimed. The girls nodded in union with devious grins on their faces. They then began to speak in union.
"One...two...three!" Scootaloo instantly lifted the red cup to her lips, finishing of the drink within mere seconds. She then set her cup down with a smug look on her face as she watched the others struggle with finishing their own cups. Once done, the other two girls glared at the winner of the contest, vowing in their minds that, one day, they would beat her.
As the girls continued their under aged drinking, the two school bullies watched them with envious glares.
"How come we haven't had that drink and the blank flanks have?" Silver Spoon asked as she watched them laugh and drink with a dirty look on her face. Diamond Tiara took a few steps closer to see what exactly the girls were drinking...
"It looks like...My daddy's beer!" Diamond Tiara said with a mischievous grin on her face. "And you can't drink until you are twenty-one...OH MISS CHERILEE!" Diamond Tiara yelled as she trotted up to her teacher with the dirtiest look ever worn by a filly. She looked down to see the two fillies smiling up at her, completely unaware of the contempt beneath the looks they wore. It always warmed her heart to see young fillies so happy.
"Why, yes girls?" she asked with a warm smile.
"The cutie mark crusaders are drinking BEER!" Diamond Tiara shouted, waving a hoof in their direction. Her smile faded. She then walked up to table, listening in on their conversation.
"Do you rememberrrr when that giant moooseee invadeed townn *Hiccup* yeteffdqay?" Apple Bloom asked while waving a hoof around for no apparent reason. Cherilee looked over to the bottle in the middle of the table. She felt her cheeks get warm as anger built up.
"GIRLS!" she yelled as she snatched the bottle away from Sweetie Bell, who was about to pour more into her cup. Sweetie Bell turned over to her teacher and snatched the bottle back with her green magic. Miss Cherilee tried to scold her, but Sweetie Bell interrupted.
"Don't youuuu take mahhhh botttle againnn youu *Hiccup* bitch!" she yelled as she proceeded to pour more into her plastic cup.
Applebloom joined in, slurring: "I've evennnn heard mahhh brotherrrr wakeee uppp froom nightmareees aboutcha scraeming 'GER THAT BITCHE AWAY FRERM MEH'!" she yelled as she took a sip of her beer. Cherilee simply blinked in shock. One of her students had just called her a bitch. And said that her once true love hated her. She knew the fillies didn't mean any of it, but it still got to her.
"But-but..." Tears began to roll down her cheeks. She was a very delicate pony. As Sweetie Bell began to vomit, Miss Cherilee snatched the bottle from the filly's hooves and ran over to her classroom. Her whole world had just been turned upside down by those foals' words.
"WAIT!" Diamond Tiara shouted as she ran after her teacher. "WHAT ABOUT THEM DRINKING BEER?!" It was too late. Miss Cherilee slammed the door to her classroom just as Diamond Tiara was about to dart through it. She then slowly turned her head over to the cutie mark crusaders. There was no way she would let them win.
"FINE!" she yelled with a stomp of her hoof "IF THEY CAN DRINK BEER, THEN I WILL TOO!" she shouted as she ran away in the direction of her home, Silver Spoon close behind.
As the two fillies ran off to find beer, Twilight sparkle landed in the school playground. "Hi Miss Cheri-OH MY CELESTIA!" She had come to talk to Cherilee about missing information in the textbooks, but that was the least of her concerns now. The foals obviously had noticed Cherilee's absence, and took the opportunity to down the remaining alcohol the Crusaders had, for they had been rambling on about how good it was. One brown foal was attempting to wrestle a plant up a plant whilst two pink ones were... "They can't be- what even?" She thought as she looked around the school yard.
Three familiar tipsy fillies caught her eye, swaying violently as they groaned, surrounded by pools of sick.
She galloped over to the table to see an empty beer bottle. Twilight sighed and picked them up in her magic. They all protested for a moment but quickly settled down, feeling to ill to argue. She cringed as they puked in her magenta aura. She then proceeded summon a pen and paper, calling on Celestia , asking her to send ponies to clean up the mess around here while she took the drunk fillies home.
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The three fillies kept there head low as they were scolded. Twilight had gathered Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Applejack at her library while the fillies were vomiting and rambling on about moose. The four mares glared at them while they tried to avoid any eye contact. "Girls," Applejack said in a stern voice. The three fillies looked up, awaiting their doom. Applejack gave them a harsh glare.
"So, yah took beer from my room and drank it? What else did you take, mah cocaine and weed?" All the ponies in the room stared at Applejack, who had just realized what she had said. Applejack laughed sheepishly and then slowly backed away, beads of sweat rolling down her forehead. Twilight sighed and looked back at the girls.
"Do you promise to never steal from anypony or drink random things that you find?" she asked a bit to harshly.
"Yes, Miss Twilight," The fillies said in union, a little surprised by Twilight's harsh voice.
"Ok. While we think about proper punishments for you three, I want you to think about what you have done," Twilight then gave a 'now let's talk about those drugs you mentioned earlier' stare to a sweaty Applejack, who reluctantly followed Twilight and her other two friends into the kitchen.
Apple Bloom looked up with a grin on her face. "The beer was pretty good, and she mentioned some cool names that also sound pretty good..." The girls knew what she was talking about.
The three fillies put their hooves together and yelled,"CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS COCAINE AND WEED TAKERS, YAY!"
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Meanwhile at Diamond Tiara's home...
"AND THEN THE BEAAAR WENT "DIE BITHCHH!" Diamond Tiara shouted as she took another sip of her daddy's beer. Silver Spoon listened while taking sips of her orange juice. She wasn't the type to engage in illegal activities. Then her dad walked in, wondering about the yelling. Silver Spoon made a run for it, while Diamond Tiara looked up to her dad and shouted,"SO HOW WAS YOUR DAY WITH THAT MAAAREEE YOU'RE CHEATING ON MOM WITH?"
Her dad scowled. He then looked down to the beer. Before he could yell at her, his daughter spoke with a sly tone, "Tell anyone about this, and I'll tell Mom exactly what I saw last night," All the defeated dad could do was nod.
