Twilight's Misadventures, and Apologies to the Readers.

by Fusion Fool the 3rd

Chapter Ten: A Matter of Pride, and something else.

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[{Gilda/Rainbow Dash}F/F, oral, fingering/taloning?, tribadism][{Twilight/Gilda and Twilight/Rainbow Dash}Futa/F, Futa/F, oral, vaginal, handjob]

“That was awesome, Rainbow Dash!” Scootaloo called out as she watched her idol perform stunts in preparation to join the Wonderbolts.

Rainbow gave the orange filly a glance, and flapped her wings harder, doing several aileron rolls, and a few loops, before attempting her famous ‘Sonic Rainboom’, she kept building speed until she hit the sound barrier. Try as she might, the sound barrier refused to break for her and threw her away, sending her into several clouds and ultimately the library.

“Rainbow Dash!” Twilight yelled, as she and Spike ran upstairs to find the multi-coloured daredevil was set against a bookshelf, now devoid of books, with her rear end high above her head.

“Heh, hey Twi, Spike. Sorry about that,” Rainbow apologized.

Twilight glared at the blue pegasus for a few seconds. “You shouldn’t be so reckless, you might have seriously hurt yourself, again,” She said, as she noticed Spike let out a sigh and start walking over to clean the mess Rainbow had made. “Don’t worry about that Spike, you can go back to your chores, I’ll clean this up.”

Spike gave a small cheer before leaving to the main room. Meanwhile Twilight walked over to the upside down pegasus. “A little help?” Rainbow asked.

Twilight levitated Rainbow Dash back on her hooves while also putting the books back into place. Before Rainbow Dash had the chance to fly back to resume training, Twilight held her tight with her magic. “Hold on, I need to make sure your injuries aren’t serious.”

“Come on, Twilight. I’m fine, I’m not hurt at all,” Rainbow whined, blushing a tad from the attention Twilight was giving her. The librarian poked a single spot on the cyan mare’s wing, which resulted in a loud painful ‘yelp’ from her.

“Right,” Twilight said, sarcastically. “The damage isn’t too bad, just a sprain. You could probably still hover, but no stunts, got it?” She ordered, as she levitated the first aid kit over, to dress the wing.

Rainbow Dash nodded, flexing her wing when Twilight finished. “Cool, thanks Twi,” She said. “So what were you doing anyways?” The purple unicorn’s grin crept up as the two walked into the main lobby.

Spike was still hard at work gathering books for Twilight, still searching around for whatever Twilight might need. “That should be good enough Spike, take the rest of the day off,” Twilight called out.

“Awesome, thanks Twilight.” Spike said, running out of the Library.

"Just catching up on my studies, the chat we had a month and a half ago was a load off my mind," Twilight commented.

With a sigh, because Twilight was doing something boring, Rainbow Dash turned and began to read one of Daring's new books, a new question came to mind as she opened it. “Daring isn’t doing much these days, is she?” She asked.

“Daring is a busy mare. She has excavations that take weeks to complete, seminars to speak at, and museums to assist with. Despite all of that, she has practically moved in here,” Twilight quipped; she stopped for a moment. “Daring will be returning tomorrow in the evening.”

“But how are you so sure that Daring isn’t cheating on you?” Rainbow asked, flying down to meet Twilight’s eyes.

“I don’t think she’s cheating on me. When she gets home we have sex, we chat about her excavation during the afterglow, we have dinner, and then we cuddle. In the morning, I wake up to give her cunnilingus or her giving me a blow job or riding me, it depends if I have morning wood at that time, then we go on a date, which usually ends with sex… I may need to re-prioritize my relationship with her, it’s very similar to what Pinkie keeps trying to do when Daring isn’t around,” Twilight thought aloud.

Rainbow Dash stared blankly at Twilight, “I’m honestly curious as to how you keep up with your studies with the Princess, with all the sex that gets thrown at ya.”

“I don’t really know, Rainbow. I keep being told it’s a gift, but I can’t help but think it’s a curse,” Twilight said.

Rainbow stayed for a little while longer, bored out of her mind from Twilight talking about the various things that came to her mind. Eventually she had to leave, for fear of completing her transformation to Egghead-dom. As she left, she ran into Scootaloo who was running out of breath.

“What’s up squirt?” Rainbow Dash asked.

“Are you okay, Rainbow Dash? I saw you get launched to the library,” the orange filly replied, still trying to catch her breath.

“I’m fine, just a sprain. Give me a few hours and I’ll be fine,” Rainbow Dash retorted, puffing her chest in pride.

“Awesome,” Scootaloo said, as she turned to look at the clock tower. “Oh no, I’m going to be late for the Crusader meeting, later Rainbow Dash.” She called out, running to the treehouse the three fillies called ‘The CMC HQ’. Rainbow Dash let out a chuckle and flew off. Due to her injury, she couldn’t push herself, so she resolved to go meet with her friend Pinkie Pie.

~Dood~

She found the pink mare in the kitchen of Sugarcube Corner, making cupcakes. “Hey Pinkie,” Rainbow Dash greeted.

“Oh hi, Rainbow Dash. How are you today?” Pinkie said, as she pulled a tray out of the oven and placed it on the counter beside three frosting bowls. The largest bowl contained purple frosting, another contained pink frosting, and the last had a dark blue frosting.

“I’m… fine, you do know Twilight is going to be creeped out if she finds out about these cupcakes, right?” Rainbow Dash asked.

“I have no idea what you are talking about, these three specific colours were chosen at random. It’s just a big coinkydink, Dashie.” Pinkie said, layering the purple frosting first.

“If you say so, Pinkie.” Rainbow said, flexing her injured wing, annoyed by how she couldn’t just do her thing and fly. “I’m surprised you aren’t out trying to win Twilight again, with Daring out of town.”

“There will be plenty of time for that, my dear Dashie,” The party mare said, slowly covering a portion of each cupcake in blue icing. “In the meantime, I gotta help the Cakes with their order.” Using the pink icing, she lightly placed a large star-like shape in the purple portion, and then putting a single pink stripe on the blue frosting. She gave the cupcakes a quick look before adding a purple stripe next to the pink stripe on the blue frosting.

“Ok, now that’s creepy,” Rainbow Dash commented, as she looked at Pinkie’s creation. She knew Twilight was going to try her best to avoid Pinkie if she saw this.

“Hey, Judgy Jason. I’m sure lots of ponies will love to have these cupcakes, watch,” Pinkie retorted, as she took the batch of decorated cupcakes into the dining area. Rainbow Dash poked her head out to see various ponies lining up for the cupcakes that Pinkie just made. “RAINBOW DASH, I need you to take over selling these, so I can make lots more Twi-Cakes. They are selling faster than the cakes that Mr. Hot Cakes sold when he was here visiting.”

~Dood~

After helping Pinkie sell the ‘Twi-cakes’, Rainbow Dash took off and headed for Sweet Apple Acres, with a few of the same Twi-cakes on hoof.

Rainbow Dash landed near a tree where Applejack was working, “Sup AJ” She called out to her orange friend.

“Rainbow Dash, what brings ya to the farm?” Applejack said, wiping her forehead with a hoof.

“Just wanted to hang out, cupcake?” Rainbow offered, the farmpony looked at the pastries with awkward curiosity, while the daredevil just gave her an awkward smile. “Pinkie made them, that’s why.”

“This is a little weird, even for her,” Applejack said, accepting a purple cupcake and taking a bite out of it.

Rainbow Dash landed and sat down next to the orange pony. “I know, I’ve had sex with Twilight, but I don’t try to get her attention or try to get her to mount me again,” She said, taking another bite out of her pastry.

“I still don’t know what to make of this whole ‘Twilight has colt parts’ thing, still seems like a bad story, ya know?” Applejack commented, the cyan mare nodded in agreement. “But it makes ya think, is Twilight really the only mare out there that… well… has stuff down there? Sorta weird that there’s only one pony out of thousands of other ponies, no matter how rare that may be.”

“Who knows? Gotta admit, I’m on the fence for all this too,” Rainbow said, she reached for another cupcake.

“Better question for ya RD. Why aren’t you flying around doing your tricks?” Applejack asked.

“I screwed up a Sonic Rainboom and crashed into Twilight’s library. I messed up my wing a little, I can still fly but Twilight says that I can’t do stunts until it heals,” She said, frowning at her lightly bandaged wing.

“I see, but when did that ever stop you before?” the Apple farmer asked, Rainbow Dash tried to answer, but couldn’t find the words. “I think you might have taken a shine to Twilight too, you just refuse to believe it.”

“Twilight has dozens of mares to choose from, despite being so blind and scared to actually go after any of them. She doesn’t need me to add to that list, and I’d rather be flying than sleeping with the egghead,” Rainbow Dash said.

“What was that you said a few weeks ago? When Twilight held ya, you felt like nothing could hurt ya? That you felt awesome?” Applejack chuckled, aggravating the cyan mare.

“Shut up,” Rainbow Dash said, glaring daggers at her chuckling friend. “What about you, huh?”

“I’ve never had sex with the mare, and based on what I've seen so far from the ponies who have, I think I’ll pass,” Applejack said, smiling.

“I bet you 10 bits that by the end of next month, you and her do it,” Rainbow challenged, holding a hoof out.

“You’re on, Dash. With how Twilight’s been acting lately, I think this is already in the bag,” AJ laughed, shaking hooves with the pegasus.

“It’s not Twilight you gotta worry about, it’s yourself,” Rainbow Dash muttered, leaving the confused apple farmer alone as she headed for home.

~Dood~

“What a day” Rainbow Dash thought as she landed on her doorstep. Crashing into Twilight’s house again, watching Pinkie make creepy tributes to the purple mare, talking about stuff she wouldn’t normally talk about with AJ, and finally making a bet; heck of a day for this junior speedster.

She opened the door and found something odd, a brown feather on the floor. “What the?” she muttered, she began to look around room, only to find the owner of this feather sitting on her bed reading one of her books.

“What’s up, dweeb?” the Griffon greeted, still reading from the book. “Really surprised you own a book that wasn’t a swimsuit edition of Sky Ace Magazine.”

“Gilda, what are you doing here?” Rainbow Dash asked, cautious of the griffon’s motives.

“Came by to bury the hatchet, so to speak,” Gilda said, closing the book and tossing it onto the makeshift bookshelf near the bed.

“Wait, you’re here to apologize? That isn’t like you,” Rainbow commented.

Gilda shrugged, “I know, griffon pride and all that lame stuff. “ She utter, walking towards the speedster, “Let’s go flying, for old time’s sake.”

“Can’t, I hurt my wing trying a Sonic Rainboom again,” Rainbow commented, showing her guest the bandaged wing.

“I thought you had that trick down, didn’t you do it several times already?” Gilda asked.

“Well yea, just sometimes things don’t work out like I want them to,” Rainbow answered. “Whatever, why should I be friends with you again, after the way you treated Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy?”

“Alright, I’ll admit it was kinda my bad for the Flutter-whatever thing, but that Pink pony was trying to get on my nerves during that party she threw,” Gilda defended.

“That doesn’t change the fact that you were a jerk and probably still are,” Rainbow Dash quipped.

“What do I gotta do to show you that I changed?” Gilda asked, getting rather annoyed.

“First off, apologize to my friends for being such a jerk,” Rainbow Dash said, glaring at the larger creature.

“Fine, I’ll do it later,” Gilda remarked, Rainbow Dash didn’t seem pleased by this. “Junior Speedster’s Honor.”

“Prove it,” Rainbow Dash challenged.

Gilda sighed, still keeping her smile, then took to the air.

“Junior Speedster are our lives,”

Rainbow Dash began to smile as she heard the familiar chant and joined her friend, rather surprised that Gilda was putting more effort into performing the moves than she was before.

“Sky-bound soars and daring dives,

“Junior Speedsters it’s our quest,

“To someday be the very best!

The two landed and fell to the ground laughing, “Man, that chant was so cool back when I was a cub, but it’s so lame now,” Gilda commented.

“I gotta admit, it’s more awesome when more ponies are doing it, so you don’t feel like a dork doing it by yourself,” Rainbow laughed, getting back on her hooves.

The two girls were still chuckling over past memories, “Okay, I think we can work this out, but I still want you to apologize to Fluttershy and Pinkie, if not for the party you messed up, at least for the other stuff you did to get her out of your feathers,” Rainbow Dash said. Gilda nodded and the two fist/hoof bumped.

“Like I said, I’ll apologize to them tomorrow. For today, I wanna hang out with my old friend,” Gilda said, earning a smile from Rainbow Dash.

“Well, I can’t race, cause my wing got messed up earlier,” Rainbow muttered, flexing the bandaged wing.

“Maybe I can help, lie down on the bed,” Gilda said, Rainbow Dash nodded and went over to the bed, lying belly down.

Gilda hovered on top of the pony and straddled her hind legs and began to work her talons into Dash’s muscles. “I forgot how awesome your talons were, G,” the Cyan mare sighed, letting the griffon do her thing.

Gilda chuckled, and continued to knead the blue flesh. She carefully removed the bandage with her claw, “Give me a moment to find some ointment or something,” Gilda said, flying off Dash, smiling when she heard the blue mare moan in disappointment.

She searched the medicine cabinet for some rubbing ointment, finding something else that made her laugh. “MareLes, seriously Dash?” Gilda called out.

“Shut up, it’s a good ointment. Applejack recommended it for me when I was helping her out with apple bucking,” Rainbow Dash retorted.

“Whatever you say, Dash,” Gilda chuckled, flying back with the tube. She squirted a small amount onto her claw and began rubbing it onto Dash’s wing. While her other claw resumed it’s massage.

Rainbow Dash just laid there, letting her old friend rub her wings and back. A surreal event in itself since Gilda was normally too proud to do things like this.

“How does it feel now?” Gilda asked.

“Awesome,” Rainbow answered, nearly comatose form the griffon’s treatment. Gilda smiled and turned her focus onto both of the pegasus’ wings.

“The other wing doesn’t need work, G,” Rainbow stated, opening an eye.

“I’m just being thorough, chill,” Gilda said, working the blue wings, being careful not to damage them further.

Rainbow’s mind drifted as the griffon continued, while she went to the Wonderbolts many times before when napping, this time her mind went to the memory of when she was with Twilight, sober.

She sighed deeply, as she recalled how the purple mare held her tightly, the fullness she felt, she began to drool onto her bed. Unbeknownst to the griffon or pony, Dash’s sex was beginning to leak.

Gilda stopped when an odd scent filled her nostrils. She turned around to see a small portion of Rainbow’s bed spread was moist. “Are you getting off on this, Dash?” Gilda asked with a hint of mirth in her tone.

“What? No way, of course not. Why would I be?” Rainbow defended, blushing hard. She heard Gilda chuckle above her.

“Cause you’re leaking back here, and you and I both know that I’d be in the air the second I thought it might be piss, ya bedwetter,” Gilda teased. Rainbow blushed harder as she tried to use her wings to slap Gilda for the bedwetting comment.

“Jeez, relax. If you want, I can help ya out. Just like how we did back in the Junior Speedsters,” Gilda offered.

Rainbow thought back to those days. Whenever she or Gilda needed to blow off some steam, the other would help out, whether it was Rainbow tongue, because Gilda thought hooves were useless for that kind of thing; or the griffon’s talons, because Rainbow didn’t like the idea of a razor sharp beak near her marehood.

“Just like old times right?” Rainbow quipped. Gilda just smirked as she moved the pegasus onto her lap. One claw was rubbing the blue mare’s belly while the other drifted down to meet her slit.

“Wow, you are soaking down here, Dash,” Gilda said, her claws lightly touching the edges of Rainbow Dash’s labia.

“Quit teasin’ and do me,” Rainbow ordered, Gilda’s beak went to nibble on the blue mare’s ear, as she slowly forced two digits into the mare.

Truth be told, Gilda loved being in control. The idea of having someone squirming under her claws gave her pleasure; ever since her first time with that dead beat of a ex she had, Gilda was always in control.

Gilda felt the pony squirm under her touch, she smiled as she went to kiss Rainbow Dash on the neck, working her claws faster in the pegasus’ slit

“Remember when we first did this, Dash? I had my claws in you for ten seconds and you came so hard, you had to rest in bed for a whole day,” Gilda whispered into Dash’s ear, giving it a lick when she finished.

“I remember when…oh… I first ate you out feather brain. (Pant) You came begging for a week, asking me to do it to you again, ” Rainbow Dash moaned, as she arched a forelimb to hold the griffon’s neck.

“Don’t worry, Dash. We’re not stopping till we’ve both had our fun,” The griffon chuckled. Dash laughed with her, but her laughter was quickly drowned out by moans and grunts.

The thumb of Gilda’s claw kept Dash’s clitoris company, as her digits probed the blue pony’s depths, causing her to moan. It was music to the griffon’s ears.

“Oh fuck” Dash cried, as her juices covered Gilda’s talon and the bed below her. Gilda took the talon to her mouth and licked the fluids off.

“Have fun?” Gilda asked, Dash nodded, breathing hard. “Don’t tell me you’re all out of steam, after I did all the work, grass-biter.”

Dash snarled as she freed herself from the griffon’s clutches. “I’ll show you who’s out of steam!” She shouted, pushing Gilda onto her back and lowering her head to meet the griffon’s glistening sex.

Rainbow Dash hooked her hooves underneath the griffon’s legs and had them rest on her back as she licked her friend’s folds, teasing Gilda by barely scraping the entrance. She felt one of the griffon’s talons resting on her head, tempting her to probe her depths, but this pegasus had other plans.

“Whoa, you got better at this,” Gilda moaned, her scaled hand petting the pegasus’ head. Rainbow smirked before probing the griffon deeply then retracting her tongue out, making her friend let out a disapproving grunt.

Rainbow Dash continued to lick and tease the large bird. “Weren’t you asking me not to tease you earlier? Just get to it, dweeb,” Gilda commanded, but arched her back as she screamed when Rainbow made a peculiar motion with her tongue.

Rainbow released her oral hold over the soaking pussy. “Think of it as payback, ‘dweeb’,” Rainbow mocked playfully. She went back and sucked on the Gilda’s clit.

Gilda’s legs clamped around Rainbow’s head, Tartarus-bent to ensure the pegasus could never leave. She placed her free talon in her mouth to keep herself from screaming.

Rainbow Dash’s patience wore thin, as she now began attacking Gilda’s G-spot, with wild and reckless aggression. The griffon cried out as she came, most of her fluids entered the pegasus’ mouth, which was swallowed, the rest was splattered on Rainbow muzzle and the bedspread below the two fliers.

“Alright, who taught you to eat someone out like that?” Gilda asked, staggering back up.

“Pinkie Pie, maybe you should thank her when you go apologize to her,” Rainbow laughed. Gilda released her hold on Rainbow Dash, allowing her to steady herself on her hooves.

“Don’t tell me you’re out of steam from me doing all the work, feather-head,” Rainbow taunted, the comment made Gilda laugh for a moment.

“We still got the main event, Rainbow Crash,” Gilda replied.

“I think I know what ya mean, chickadee,” the pegasus said.

“Oh, you are going to get it,” Gilda scowled playfully, tackling Rainbow onto her back on a rug near the bed. Gilda held one leg and had it rest against her shoulder, and started to rub her sex against the speedster’s.

“I don’t think we’ve ever done this before, G,” Rainbow said. She felt felt an intense heat where she and Gilda were rubbing against each other.

Gilda smiled as she humped into Rainbow Dash. She placed a talon next to Rainbow’s head for stability, then she arched over for a kiss, which was accepted eagerly by the pegasus.

The two rode out their orgasms, with Rainbow Dash unexpectedly shouting “Twilight!" As she came, taking Gilda by surprise. "Who's Twilight?" the griffon commanded.

Rainbow Dash let out a yawn. "She's a friend," She mumbled, drifting to sleep. Grumbling, she laid down next to Rainbow Dash, folding a wing for the pegasus. “Whoever you are Twilight, I’m coming for you,” She thought to herself, before drifting to sleep.

~Dood~

Gilda and Rainbow Dash soared through the skies heading for Fluttershy’s cottage, their first step to repairing Gilda’s reputation in Ponyville. “Alright G, Fluttershy should be finishing up feeding her animals. You go over there and apologize for yelling at her, got it?” Rainbow commanded.

“Yeah, yeah. I got it, let’s get this over with,” Gilda muttered, walking over to the cottage, she looked back to her pegasus friend who waved. “Just relax Gilda, you’re the best griffon there is. What’s the worst a wimpy crybaby could do to me?”

As she approached the dwelling, she saw the yellow pegasus that she had yelled at walking out of the cottage. “Hey Shudderfly, no wait..that’s not it…Posey? No…Fluttershy, that’s it! Hey Fluttershy!” Gilda called out, causing the mare in question to turn to the griffon in confusion.

The moment Fluttershy saw the mean griffon, she bolted and hid in the nearby shed. Gilda looked back to Rainbow Dash who kept motioning for her to continue.

“Look uhh… Fluttershy, I came by to say I’m sorry about the yelling I did when I was last here,” Gilda muttered, scratching the back of her head. The yellow mare cautiously watched the griffon. “I was a complete jerk and wasn’t looking where I was going, I shouldn’t have gotten angry with you. So, we…friends?”

Fluttershy slowly made her way out of her shed, walking slowly towards Gilda, scared she may do something. She jumped back when Gilda stuck out her claw. She looked at it and then back to Gilda, who gave an awkward smile. “I guess we could be friends, I mean it was rather rude of me to walk into you,” Fluttershy said.

“You were walking backwards, guiding a flock of ducks,” Gilda deadpanned.

“Oh, well I should have still watched where I was going,” Fluttershy tried to reason, her excuses made Gilda place her head onto her palm.

“No, Flutter-whatever. I should have walked around you, and while you were being a doormat, I shouldn’t have yelled at you… or roared at you, so I’m sorry,” Gilda said, hoping this pony grew a spine soon.

“Um, okay. I guess,” Fluttershy muttered.

“Yes, that’s one down, G!” Rainbow Dash exclaimed, surprising Fluttershy.

“Rainbow Dash? You startled me,” Fluttershy said. “Uh, what are you two doing?”

“Sorry shy, I’m helping Gilda apologize to the girls for being a jerk the last time she was here,” Rainbow Dash replied.

“Oh, that’s nice of you Rainbow. I wish you the best of luck Miss Gilda,” Fluttershy said happily, the gesture made Gilda smile as well.

“Let’s go G, next stop is Sugarcube Corner,” Rainbow Dash said, flying into town, Gilda soon followed her, leaving Fluttershy to her duties.

~Dood~

The two arrived at the candy-decorated building in Ponyville. Gilda was hesitant, feeling like the building was owned by a whack-job but if Rainbow could walk casually into this crazy place, she could too.

Gilda found the pink spawn of the underworld chatting with a purple unicorn, over what looked like strudels, “There’s Pinkie, looks like she is chatting with Twilight. You know what to do, G.”

'Twilight?' Gilda thought, a sly smile formed on her face as she made her way towards the two ponies.

Pinkie was the first to notice the griffon, and Twilight soon turned her head to see her as well. “Hiya Gilda, what brings you back to Ponyville? Come for revenge or here to make amends?” Pinkie asked.

“Uh, the second one,” Gilda muttered. “Look, I’m sorry for trying to get you to avoid Rainbow Dash. It was selfish of me, so… friends?”

Pinkie thought for a long moment, “Of course, silly. Oh, I can throw a REAL welcoming Party for Gilda this time, instead of a party that I did to make her look like the jerk that she was!” Pinkie cheered. Twilight gave the griffon a confused look, which was met with a shrug and an awkward smile.

“Awesome, we’ll do the public apology thing at the party. In the meantime, let’s grab a bite, since we’re here,” Rainbow said, flying next to Gilda.

“Cool, I’ll take whatever you get me, Dash,” Gilda said. Dash sped to the cashier to give her order while Gilda sat down at the table.

“So, I didn’t catch your name, I think I may have met you somewhere though,” Gilda asked.

“My name is Twilight Sparkle. I was one of the ponies present at that party Pinkie threw for you. Sorry for laughing at your expense,” Twilight said, smiling sheepishly.

“It’s alright. I would have done the same if I was in your… horseshoes,” Gilda said, still puzzled. 'This dweeb is the pony Rainbow Dash called out? Where’s the punch line?' she thought, scanning Twilight with a critical eye.

Rainbow Dash returned with a few pastries and gave half to Gilda. “Thanks, Dash,” she said.

“What were the two of you doing before we got here?” Rainbow Dash asked.

“Well… I was curious about Twilight’s library but Twilight said that Daring is due back sometime early evening so I thought ‘there’s plenty of time’ and then Twilight was like ‘Bad Pinkie, no happy endings for you today’ but I know I’ll wear her down eventually, right Dashie?” Pinkie explained. Gilda and Rainbow Dash were confused by this conversation.

“I’m sorry Pinkie, but the answer is no. I don’t care what you say or do to try to change my mind,” Twilight stated, she was clearly annoyed.

“Don’t you still owe Pinkie for saving you from Cloud Kicker that one time?” Rainbow Dash asked. Gilda had no idea what was going on.

“I paid her back for that, 4 days ago,” Twilight answered, sipping a cup of tea.

“But I want more, I gotta have more purple in my life, Twilie,” Pinkie whined.

“What the heck is going on here?” Gilda asked, ridiculously confused by everything happening at her table.

“Absolutely nothing, just Pinkie being Pinkie and so on and so forth,” Twilight explained, hiding her discomfort with her cup.

“All I can figure out is that the pink mare wants to have sex with you, really badly,” Gilda said. She was curious what Twilight was hiding.

“Uh, don’t worry about it G. Pinkie is just really into Twilight and a lot of Ponyville knows it, just that Twilight is dating somepony else, and Pinkie… is being… Pinkie?” Rainbow Dash tried to explain, but wasn’t sure what words she could have used.

“I think I hear my organizer calling me, bye girls, nice to meet you Gilda,” Twilight quickly uttered, as she teleported out of the building.

“I don’t think that was normal,” Gilda muttered, Rainbow Dash nodded in agreement.

“Nah, Twilight’s been busy lately, like that one time Rainbow went over to visit her at- ACK” Pinkie choked on Rainbow Dash’s hoof.

“So the nerd has been ‘busy’, huh?” Gilda said; she couldn’t decide whether to be laughing or annoyed

Rainbow Dash removed her hoof from the Pink mare’s mouth. “Twilight does a lot of magic stuff, it’s nothing to be worried about, G,” She replied, beginning to sweat.

“So, why did you call out Twilight’s name yesterday?” Gilda asked. Pinkie’s eyes were wide as she shifted to look at Rainbow Dash, the blue pegasus herself was speechless and scared.

“Random occurrence? I…uh…called out Applejack’s name when me and Twilight got together,” Rainbow Dash said, as she tried to salvage whatever dignity she had left.

“No, you didn’t I heard you cry out Twilight’s name when she be-” Pinkie’s mouth was again stuffed with Rainbow’s hoof.

This settled it for Gilda, “I see, what does this egghead got that I don’t?” she asked. Rainbow took her hoof out of Pinkie’s mouth again.

“Magic!” Pinkie called out, happily. Rainbow was ready to shove her hoof back into Pinkie Pie’s face if she said anything about Twilight’s secret, but was relieved when she didn’t.

“Don’t worry, Dashie. I won’t tell Gilda about Twilight’s secret,” Pinkie whispered.

“I may not look like it, but I have pretty great hearing,” Gilda stated, causing both mares to stare at her in shock. “What’s this about a secret?”

“Twilight’s secret book of secrets, written by a griffon named Hawke,” Pinkie answered, slowly.

This caught Gilda’s attention. “Wow, I’ve actually been looking for that book; I should ask her if I can borrow it one day.”

“Twilight’s secret book of secrets?” Pinkie asked.

“Yea, Hawke’s How-to Guide to Sex, you’d be the luckiest thing ever if you could find a copy in the griffon kingdom, sold out everywhere and pages kept getting ripped apart or are stuck together when you look for it in libraries,” Gilda leaned in more, “But I doubt that’s Twilight’s secret since it’s a rather well known book.”

“That’s the only thing Twilight has, I swear Gilda, It’s the best kept secret ever,” Pinkie reasoned.

Gilda sighed as she got up form her seat. “How many in here have read Hawke’s One Million Ways to Please Any Girl for Awkward Individuals?” She called out. Various ponies looked at each other. Soon enough, plenty of hooves went up, even Mr. Cake’s hoof. He turned to see his wife giving him a confused look.

“I rest my case,” Gilda said.

“Twilight’s magic is super powerful, and it makes mares want her and need her, like I do,” Pinkie said.

“Why learn how to have sex, if you don’t plan on telling anypony?” Gilda asked.

“She learned it specifically for Daring?” Pinkie replied, hoping it would stop this exchange.

“I think I’ll go find out myself,” Gilda said, flying out the door.

“Rainbow Dash, you need to go warn Twilight NOW,” Pinkie cried. Rainbow gave her a salute and quickly followed Gilda out the door.

~Dood~

Rainbow Dash managed to beat Gilda to the library, mostly because Gilda didn’t know where Twilight lived, and ran inside. “Twilight, we’ve got a problem”

“What is it, Rainbow?” Twilight asked climbing down the stairs.

“Pinkie and I screwed up so bad, Gilda is looking for you and she suspects something,” The blue pegasus said. This caused Twilight to give her a confused look.

“You didn’t tell her anything, did you? You do remember the last time, right?” Twilight asked. Rainbow did remember; spending a day as an Earth Pony was not a great time for the future-Wonderbolt.

“Pinkie hinted it a few times by accident, but I think Gilda might try something on you,” Rainbow Dash said. She was clearly worried about what might happen.

“I should have known when I saw you and her walk in, I’ll handle it,” Twilight reassured her.

“You will, how?” Rainbow asked, confused.

“By giving her what she wants, it’s either that or find out that she snuck into my home at night and forced herself on me,” Twilight said, walking back upstairs to plan her encounter.

“Gilda is kinda possessive, and I… sorta… shouted… your name… last night… when we had sex,” Rainbow Dash said, blushing and embarrassed.

“Her pride has been damaged, great. I can still figure this out before she gets here,” Twilight muttered.

“What do ya mean her pride is damaged? She knows you and I had sex, and she is mad about that,” Rainbow retorted.

“No, she probably doesn’t care who you have sex with Dash, as long as you call out her name. The fact you called out mine tells her that I’m better than her at something, even though it’s something trivial like sex. Just let me handle this, Dash,” Twilight ordered. Rainbow Dash gave the purple unicorn a worried look before flying off, but she still stayed nearby to ensure that nothing too bad would happen.

~Dood~

Rainbow Dash watched, as Gilda arrived and barged right into the library. She peeked inside to see the griffon looking around in the main room. She looked displeased and went upstairs.

Rainbow Dash moved to find a bedroom window not blocked by curtains. Unable to find one, she growled and flew into the library, being careful not to alert Twilight or Gilda.

She opened the door a crack to see the griffon and the pony standing their ground.

“I hope you’re ready, egghead, ‘cause I’m not letting a bookish pony get the best of me,” Gilda challenged. Twilight refused to flinch or cower to the larger beast.

Twilight just let out a sigh as Gilda stepped forward, her claw going to grab Twilight by her head. The purple mare dodged the griffon’s attempt the grab her by teleporting. She reappeared behind Gilda and tackled her to the ground.

“Look, I don’t wish to damage your pride further, nor do I want you to take advantage of me just because I’m an ‘egghead’ as you and Rainbow Dash like to call me, so how about we settle this like adults? I get off you, and we go our separate ways. If you are still horny, you can go find Rainbow Dash and you two can have fun while I go do whatever I need or wish to do,” Twilight reasoned.

“How about you go buck yourself, ya stupid nerd,” Gilda shouted.

“An Oxymoron, cute,” Twilight muttered, she used her magic to lock Gilda’s claws to the ground, while she got off and lifted Gilda’s back end.

“What the heck do you think you’re doing?” Gilda roared, struggling against her bonds.

“If we plan on doing this, I should get you ready for me. The last time I took a pony dry, it was very uncomfortable for both of us, and I had to rush the other pony to the hospital,” Twilight said, spreading Gilda’s folds, analyzing what she gets to work with this time.

“You had to rush Rainbow Dash to the hospital just because you forgot to tell her to suck on one of your stupid toys, dweeb?” Gilda asked, refusing to give in.

“Actually it was Pinkie, Rainbow Dash and I only had sex twice. Once while we are drunk in Cloudsdale, and another time when she was curious about how it would be like while she was sober. I’ll be honest here, I’m actually embarrassed that she called my name out while you two had sex,” Twilight explained. She gave the griffon’s honey pot a careful lick, before beginning to eat her out.

“Who told you that?” Gilda said, rather surprised and nervous.

Twilight stopped licking and rubbed the slit before her as she spoke. “Rainbow Dash was here earlier to warn me that you were coming to prove that you were the better lover, by forcing yourself on me, like a lot of ponies have done already. But this time, I think I’ll start things. It’ll be good for the both of us, we’ll both feel sexually satisfied, I’ll learn to be more assertive when telling ponies to stop trying to get me in bed, and you’ll learn a lesson in humility,” She explained, she went back to licking the griffon, focusing primarily on the clitoris.

Rainbow Dash couldn’t see very much, with Twilight blocking Gilda’s goods but she could hear the griffon trying to keep herself from panting. She turned around quickly to make sure there was no pony or Spike around to find her snooping, and then returned to watch one of her best friends dominate her oldest friend.

Twilight continued to lick Gilda’s folds, using her magic to amplify the pleasure she was issuing, causing the griffon to let out a moan. Twilight paid it no mind and worked on the glistening pussy in front of her, probing it’s depths with her tongue. While this was happening, Twilight could feel the effects of her morning tea wearing off, letting her cock reveal itself, not that Gilda could see it anyways.

Gilda didn't like this at all, she was in charge. She should have this mare begging for her talons, but instead she's locked by the mare's magic and being eaten out, probably to prepare for this stupid mare's toys.

Twilight savored the taste of the griffon’s juices, trying to coax more out of her sex with her tongue and magic. Gilda couldn’t hold back any longer. She came, coating Twilight’s face with her liquids.

“I do believe you’re ready now,” Twilight said calmly, she used her magic to lower Gilda’s rump a tad to give her easier access.

“What do ya think you’re doing, dweeb. You better not,” Gilda warned, the unicorn paid her no mind as her cock rubbed against the griffon’s entrance. “Wait, what the heck kind of magic is that?”

“It’s not magic, Gilda, it’s as real as your wings,” Twilight exclaimed, sinking her dick slowly into the eagle-lion hybrid.

Gilda felt a bit of discomfort and pain from the entry, but she expected Twilight to at least gloat about being able to knock a griffon down like this. Whenever a griffon tried to have a pony as a mate or encounter a pony with sex on the mind, it was always, ALWAYS, the griffon that was in control. The thought that a weak unicorn had her whimpering was strange, but it was even stranger to not hear her gloating about it.

She felt Twilight lie on her back, as she forced more of her mare meat inside. She felt the unicorn use her magic to touch sensitive points in her wings, while she kissed along her neck from behind. True that Gilda was a little bigger than Twilight, but this was absurd to the griffon.

Gilda's mind flashed back to her first time with a griffon she liked, he was cool, fast, strong. But she felt like her insides would have been torn out of her body with how he 'made love'. One day he got drunk and it was just him and Gilda at his place, he didn't care, he just shoved his barbed dick inside her and pounded her. Gilda recalled that the pain was unbearable, and the dweeb only lasted a few seconds, she made sure never to see the jerk, again.

Twilight was something else, she made sure that Gilda enjoyed herself while also showing that she was in charge. Gilda felt like Twilight cared about her, her body became more lax, and more eager for the purple rod within her. Maybe Rainbow Dash's cry yesterday was not all uncalled for, the gentle touches the mare was doing on her back, the loving care the mare was showing with her dick, which was a blessing for the griffon; this one was bigger than the needle dick that was her ex-boyfriend.

Twilight didn’t bother to speak, knowing she’d be wasting the breath, she instead hilted herself in the griffon. She gave Gilda a few moments to get use to her size before she began thrusting. Believing that Gilda wouldn’t try anything, Twilight released her spell and sure enough, Gilda didn’t move. She remained underneath the unicorn, willing to be filled by her dick.

Rainbow watched as Twilight mounted Gilda, her hoof trying it’s best to please the blue pegasus, as she watched with perverted curiosity. She saw the bonds on Gilda’s claws go away. 'Why didn’t Gilda just pin Twilight down?' Rainbow Dash was very confused, but too horny to figure it out.

Gilda felt the magic disappear from her claws, her mind wanted her to take that pony down, but her body refused to move. She almost felt natural underneath the purple unicorn. Instead she began to thrust back into Twilight, was too lost in her own pleasure to notice if she caught the unicorn off guard, but as long as her mate made her feel happy, she'd be fine.

Twilight let loose her first load inside the griffon, feeling the vaginal walls clamp down and drink in her seed. Griffon felt each shot inside her as she came with the unicorn. She felt almost sad to feel the dick leave her empty. “You tired dweeb?" Gilda said, trying to salvage her pride.

“Not by a long shot, Gilda. Could you lie on your back for me?” Twilight asked, Gilda shook her rump to stretch but complied with Twilight’s command. She lied on her back, legs spread, she finally got a good look at the rod that penetrated her just moments ago and was left speechless.

“I took all that?” She muttered, shocked by the size of Twilight’s cock.

“Well, yeah. I have been told that this is big for a pony, but I’m sure there are griffon’s out there that are bigger than me. Pinkie told me that Big Mac is one of the few ponies in Ponyville that are bigger, the only real advantages I’ve got over him is…” Twilight explained, as she loomed over the griffon. “I could keep going for hours if I wanted to and I ejaculate quite a bit per orgasm,” Twilight finished, she leaned in to kiss the griffon.

Gilda expected the kiss to be forced, but it was soft and gave her some control back. Her arms went to hug Twilight, pressing the mare’s body to her own.

Gilda released Twilight when they broke the kiss, her claws resting on the unicorn’s shoulders. Twilight repositioned herself quickly and penetrated the abused sex once again.

“Do me harder, sweet Celestia, harder,” Gilda shouted. She held Twilight’s head to her chest as the unicorn pounded away at her. Feeling generous, Twilight complied with Gilda’s demand and sped up her pace, causing the griffon to cum quickly.

Twilight smiled as her horn glowed, once again playing with Gilda’s wings, but also causing Twilight’s kisses to please every nerve in the area she kissed, sending an electric-like energy to flow through the griffon’s body.

The combination of magic and Twilight’s shaft made Gilda come once again, but Twilight didn’t stop nor did she slow down, hastening the griffon’s next orgasm.

Rainbow watched in awe as Twilight continued to bring Gilda to orgasm after orgasm. The floor underneath the two was soaked in Gilda’s secretions. Her own sex has made a sizable puddle beneath the blue mare as well. She continued to rub herself with her hoof. She almost tempted herself just to jump in and join the two, weighing her options of what to do.

She sucked in a breath and walked into the bedroom. “Took you long enough, Dash,” Twilight said, barely turning her head, to see the blue mare.

“Wait, you knew I was over there?” Rainbow Dash asked, now more nervous than she was a few seconds ago.

“I could hear you clopping behind my door, and you are predictable,” Twilight said, still humping Gilda.

“Well, I…uh,” Rainbow Dash had no words to save her.

“One moment, Dash,” Twilight said, her horn glowed brighter than before. She nearly stopped bucking Gilda, to catch her breath from the spell. “Have fun, Rainbow.” Twilight turned back to continue to rut the griffon to her next orgasm.

Rainbow was confused by her friend’s statement. She was about to ask, when she saw a purple butterfly soar past her vision. She followed it to see another Twilight walking towards her. Before Rainbow could say anything, the Twi-clone pulled her into a deep kiss.

The real Twilight smiled as she heard Rainbow moan from her duplicate’s dick entering her as she watched Gilda’s features, her tongue was sticking out, nearly dazed from being brought to multiple orgasms.

Twilight thought it was time to end this round and sped up till she came hard inside Gilda. When she withdrew, she brought an impressive amount of her own seed out with her. She sat next to Gilda as the two watched the Twi-clone rut Rainbow Dash to an early orgasm.

“You know Gilda, there are actually some differences between me and my copies. First off, they don’t cum as much as I do, and they only really last two or three orgasms before they fade away; what they do better than me however, is that they don’t get tired or randomly stop. If you tell them to fuck you harder, they will make sure there is a bruise mark in the shape of their pelvis where they mounted you. Pinkie found that out the hard way once,” Twilight chuckled. Her hoof was rubbing Gilda’s belly as the griffon rested. “The worst part is, I can’t fully control them. They are like those puppets with really weird strings. If you pull the string too softly, it won’t do anything, but if you pull too hard, even just slightly too hard, the limb might break or fly wildly around. It takes a lot of precision to wield the clones, not to mention they are a huge drain on my magic. I nearly passed out before I could test three of them on Pinkie when she tried her antics,” Twilight continued to laugh a little. Gilda shared in the unicorn’s laughter, as they relaxed.

Rainbow Dash was praising herself for walking in to join them, even though she had to settle for a magical copy, it was still a good magic trick. She barely heard a word that Twilight said as the only thing on her mind right now was the purple illusion rutting her from behind. “Harder Twi, give it to me,” she cried out, she could barely hear Twilight say ‘oh no’ as she felt the clone’s hips pound her into the floorboards. She came again, and this time her entire body hit the floor while the copy continued to pulverize her slit.

Twilight cringed when Rainbow Dash slipped, and laid across the floor in spread eagle position while her clone does as she was told. The real unicorn turned to see Gilda flapping her wings for a moment before turning to meet her. “Ready for the next round?” Twilight asked, Gilda nodded and laid back, waiting for the purple mare to mount her again, but Twilight had a different idea.

"I have something else we can do, one moment," Twilight said, walking to the bathroom, Gilda waited patiently for her mate, eager to please as Twilight did earlier; growing hornier as her blue friend was getting reamed a few feet away from her.

Twilight returned with some hoof lotion, smiling as she put a drop on her hooves and then began to rub the stuff into Gilda's claws, the griffon was speechless and blushing madly, surprised by how tender and caring the hooves felt on her scaly fingers.

Twilight levitated a chair to her and sat down, "I'm curious as to what a clawjob is like, if you could please," Twilight asked, her length stood proud before the griffon. Gilda slowly moved closer to the member and wrapped a claw around it, her thumb and middle digit were a half inch short of touching. She recalled the times where she would do this for her old boyfriend, it was awkward with the spines but he loved it. She glanced up to see Twilight shared the same sentiments. Feeling happy to return the favor, she leaned in to lick the blunt tip, a wave of satisfaction glided along her spine when she heard the purple mare moan.

Twilight smiled at the devotion Gilda was showing and began to pet her lovingly. Anypony would be frightened of her claws and beak, but Twilight was sure the griffon wouldn’t do anything to harm her. Twilight began hissing in pleasure from the licking, and the motion of the griffon’s jerking.

The thought that wanted Gilda to take control was becoming quieter. even while Twilight was at her mercy, she could have thrown her to the ground and showed her who was the boss, but why would she do that to the egghead? Why should she dare to ever call this kind, yet powerful mare an egghead? As she continued to stroke the mare's cock and lick the sides, to call this unicorn 'mate' felt right, it felt perfect to the griffon, if made her feel happy. Maybe she can be submissive, especially if her dom is as loving as this.

Rainbow Dash began to feel pain as the clone thrust deep into her, letting loose her liquid magic into Rainbow Dash’s womb. The poor pegasus didn’t get a chance to rest as the copy flipped her over onto her back and continued, causing the floorboards to begin to crack under the pressure.

The real Twilight thoroughly was enjoying the feeling of the griffon’s claws. Gilda was currently using both claws, in an attempt to make Twilight cum. She had her mouth wide open, ready to receive it eagerly. Twilight was forced to comply as she hit her peak, coating Gilda’s feathered face and beak in her cum, some of it managed to enter the griffon’s mouth, which she savoured.

“Thanks Gilda, your turn,” Twilight said, she motioned the griffon to sit on her lap, Gilda was confused and doubted that Twilight could manage her weight but did as she was told.

She was shocked when she felt Twilight lift her with her magic and lower her onto the purple mare meat. The purple mare could already feel Gilda’s inner walls trying desperately to milk her member for whatever fluids were still left in it. Twilight placed her hooves on Gilda’s waist to allow her to thrust into the griffon even as she floated above the purple mare.

Twilight glanced back at Rainbow Dash, who was now riding the Twi-clone. The worst part was that the purple unicorn could feel that her copy still had enough power to go for at least two more orgasms. She’d have to apologize to Rainbow later for any injuries she may have caused, maybe tomorrow.

Gilda's mind was clouded in pleasure, the only thing that mattered was the loving care of her mate, she called her name out as loud as she could, as if to let the world know that Twilight has claimed her. Feeling a sense of satisfaction upon feeling more of her mate's spunk enter her shortly after. Both the pony and the griffon were too tired to keep going, even if the purple mare's member wanted more.

Twilight could barely keep herself awake, even the constant noises that Rainbow was making did little to help. Knowing that Daring will be home soon, Twilight went downstairs to grab a ‘pick-me-up’.

Rainbow however, was still riding the Twi-clone. She gritted her teeth as another orgasm washed over her senses, and another magic load entered her and dripped onto the floor. She thought she was done, but she was turned over to see that the malicious creation was about resume humping her. Dash looked around for Twilight to stop this thing, she was too tired to escape. She needed Twilight to help her out.

“Finish.” Rainbow heard as she felt a heavy load enter her, and the copy disappeared in a shower of millions of purple butterflies that slowly faded away. The pegasus tried to catch her breath, and saw her nerdy friend looming over her with a cup of tea floating next to her.

“Are you alright Rainbow?” Twilight asked, rather worried.

“Hey Twilight, why did you make a clone that wanted to grind my bones into dust with it’s hips?” Rainbow asked, unable to move her body.

“Because you told her to do you harder, and my copies are very literal,” Twilight answered, as she placed a glass of water next to Rainbow Dash, with a straw in it.

“I don’t think I can move my legs, but wow… it was worth it,” Rainbow commented, trying to grab the straw with her mouth. She saw a purple glow surround the straw as it bent to reach the pegasus’ lips.

“Just remember it for the next time I create an illusion of myself, don’t ever ask it to fuck you harder, or it may cause damage,” Twilight said, sipping her tea. She surveyed the room. “This is going to be a problem to explain to Daring.”

“You just showed a griffon, Gilda of all beasts, who was boss. I think you should show Daring who’s the big mare in your sex life,” Rainbow retorted, finally regaining some feeling in her torso, allowing her to bend her head over to grasp the straw with her mouth.

“True, but we are pretty even when it comes to ‘who is on top’. We’ll see when we cross that bridge, right?” Twilight chuckled. She heard the door open from downstairs, “which is now, I guess.”

“Twilight, I’m back.” Daring shouted from the lobby. “I don’t like the smell of that,” Twilight barely heard Daring say.

Daring Do opened the door to see Twilight sitting on a chair sipping a cup of tea, while Rainbow Dash was sprawled on the floor sipping water through a straw, and a unconscious griffon lying in the middle of the room, the entire area smelled of sex. “Please tell me that Rainbow Dash and the griffon were having sex and you were just supervising,” the Khaki-Pegasus asked.

Twilight gave a sheepish grin. “Well that’s fantastic, let’s move these two out, the recent excavation was a waste of time and I need ‘encouragement.’” Daring said, walking over to the purple mare.

“No... you don’t” Gilda said, slowly getting up. “I don’t know who you are, but you are not touching my mate, shrimp.” Gilda scowled, slowly moving towards the adventurer.

“You’re challenging me for Twilight, and you can barely stand? Did Twilight literally fuck your brains out, hatchling?” Daring said.

“Both of you stop,” Twilight ordered, but it fell on deaf ears.

“I ain’t leaving this place unless it’s with my mate, dweeb,” Gilda heaved, still barely recovered from earlier.

“That’s a shame, cause I can definitely make you leave, doesn’t matter if you’re tired or all ready to go,” Daring retorted, Daring pushed Gilda away, easily causing the griffon to fall onto her side. “Yeah… real challenging.”

“Daring, Gilda stop,” Twilight shouted, finally catching their attention. “No fighting, understand?”

Daring scowled and nodded her head, while Gilda just nodded once and drifted back to sleep.

“Now that’s settled, Daring could you help me grab some blankets for these two?” I used up a lot of my magic tonight,” Twilight asked, blushing. Daring sighed and went to help her marefriend, but not before kicking the griffon in the side as she passed by. “If you want, I’ll do that thing you love so much tomorrow when Dash and Gilda leave.”

That was all the motivation Daring needed to get to work.

~Dood~

It was a glorious morning in Ponyville, the birds were singing, the flowers were beautiful, and Twilight, Daring, and Spike were invited to Breakfast at the cafe with Fluttershy and Rarity. There was only one minor problem with this picture however.

Daring was not in a happy mood. She had fallen asleep last night cuddling Twilight, but when she awoke the next morning, she found that the griffon had stolen her and the blanket they were using. “I’m sorry Daring, I didn’t expect this to happen at all, I knew Gilda was possessive but I didn’t think she was THIS possessive.” The purple unicorn said, feeling guilty.

“I’m walking right behind you, Twi.” Gilda said, she had added herself to Twilight’s company this morning, much to Daring’s annoyance. Ever since the griffon woke up, she had refused to let Twilight leave her sights. This sparked a fight between the adventurer and the flier before they left, with Twilight trying to break them apart, and Spike and Rainbow Dash watching it all unfold. Rainbow Dash bid them goodbye when she flew to the hospital, it was clear to everypony that she could not fly straight to save herself.

“Don’t you have a Bird Feeder to ransack?” Daring asked, venom dripping from every word.

“You know griffons are omnivores, right? I wouldn’t mind trying a little pegasus with breakfast if you don’t shut it,” Gilda retorted.

“Oh ponyfeathers, what to do,” Twilight asked herself, trying to drown out the name calling happening around her.

Spike saw Twilight in distress and tried something. “Hey Gilda, the main reason that you’re in Ponyville is because of Rainbow Dash, right? Why don’t you hang out with her after breakfast?” Spike asked, his sister/employer turned to him and smiled.

“The best thing me and Dash have going for us is flying around, racing, doing tricks, and the odd sex. Thanks to whatever Twilight’s double did to her, she can’t do any of those things. Nice try shorty,” Gilda answered.

“How about helping out around Applejack’s farm?” Spike added, both ponies in the group turned to Spike in confusion.

“Why would I do that?” Gilda asked.

“Well, it would help you build muscle, gives you a better reputation with myself and Rainbow Dash for helping our friend, and Applejack usually feeds whoever helps her out,” Twilight answered, she saw that Gilda was interested but wasn’t fully sold, she needed to sweeten the deal. “And if you build enough muscle, I may try that copycat spell again. Only this time, you would find yourself in between myself and the copy,”

“If you put it that way,” Gilda said, “I guess I could go for some hard work, but I’m warning you, dweeb. No touching my stuff when I leave to help Applejack, got it?”

“I’m not above making a griffon eat dirt, punk,” Daring retorted, the two were back at each other’s throats.

“Hi everypony, what’s going on here?” Pinkie asked, finding that Daring and Gilda were one mental snap away from hitting each other, and Twilight trying to stop the two.

“Gilda and Twilight had sex last night, now Gilda is trying to keep Twilight for herself and Daring isn’t going to let it happen,” Spike explained.

“I see, where were you though?” Pinkie Pie asked.

“I was sleeping, ever since you started to get Twilight alone, I started to wear ear plugs and an eye mask... and I moved my basket into the basement,” Spike answered.

“Oh really? I was wondering why your basket wasn’t by Twilight’s bed for the longest time,” Pinkie said. She turned back to the fight. “Those silly fillies, hasn’t anyone ever heard of a herd or a harem?”


Author's Note

Thanks Barnabi for proof-reading this...mess, dood.

Behold! my longest and possibly WORST chapter I have written for this story yet, dood.

Have you ever had that problem where you know something is wrong with it but absolutely NOTHING comes to mind that would make the situation work better for everyone? This is probably the embodiment of that feeling for me, dood...for these reasons:
- The transition into the Gilda/Rainbow Dash sex scene for reasons that my mind tells me 'I could have done better'
- The actual Gilda/Rainbow Dash sex scene cause I'm garbage at lesbian sex
- The Sugarcube Corner part with Gilda, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie (after Twilight left)
- The transition to the Twilight/Gilda sex scene

I wanted to try a new approach with Twilight and have her not always 'the victim' like she has been previously and actually had her initiate the sex this time, Rainbow Dash pulled her trick again by including herself in the sex scene AGAIN like she did in the Spitfire chapter.

All in all, I'm probably going to rewrite this later...when I think of a better scenario for Gilda, dood.

Before I forget...

First: No voting until the ZECORA chapter is brought out...Zecora managed to sneak past Fluer at the last minute.

Second: Do not expect the next chapter to come by as quick as this did...I'm actually half regretting letting this go this soon, but I'm going to try and do somehting different this time.. listen to your comments about how bad I screwed this chapter up.

Third: I'm probably going to put the Disgaea Cross-over as my priority for a bit, until the last chapter comes out, so...sorry in advance.

Last: You may have noticed the Alternate Universe tag that I forgot to mention in the chapter before it... I'm not going to do the Magical Mystery Cure episode...at all, this Twilight is staying a Unicorn until the story calls for her to have wings.(Nothing against Alicorn Twilight, in fact I like the idea of Alicorn Twilight, hate how it was caused by 16 minutes of singing and 5 minutes of Twilight fixing things)

Please comment :D I want to read opinions as I eat my cheap noodles in the gutter I dug for myself when I started this whole story (don't worry, it started out like shit, but as people started to like it...it's becoming more of a Minecraft's decorated take on a hole in the ground, dood)

EDIT: I was looking at the referrals the other day and got confused.... I am aware of the Clopfic.heroku and the furaffinity thing...but what the heck is "platform.twitter" and "static.ak.facebook"? I think twitter and facebook is evil so I don't have accounts there, dood, just curious about what that is, I may wanna thank them for giving me 40 temporary readers, dood...it was nice of them.

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