Twilight's Misadventures, and Apologies to the Readers.

by Fusion Fool the 3rd

Chapter Nineteen: Problems with Love and Idiot Authors

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Tags: [Twilight? x Roseluck(FutaxF); anal, vaginal, cunnilingus, implied blowjob][Twiclones x Herd(10+ Futa x 4 F); Gangbang, spitroasting, anal, vaginal, oral, double penetration, multiple insertions)

Roseluck’s heart was beating fast, too nervous to move or look away. She told herself today would be the day she’d confess, but… she could barely let out a whimper. Her red mane shook as she stood in the middle of the street, her cream-coloured body unable to force it to move forward or backwards, paralyzed…

By her.

Talking to Applejack ,was the mare that stole her heart the day she appeared in Ponyville all those years ago. The studious mare that lived in the library, with her perfectly cut mane, her fine purple coat, those deep violet eyes, and melodious voice.

In the distance, a pink earth mare with curled lime green mane and a greyish raspberry coloured mare shaking her blonde head at the nervous wreck their friend had become. “One of us has to save her,” the pink mare, Daisy, said.

The light red mare, Lily Valley, nodded. “This is totally not healthy.”

The two mares approached their lovestruck friend shaking in her fur. Daisy leaned forward and poked the tan mare. “Rosie?”

Lily frowned and nudged her fellow earth pony with both fore-hooves. “Rose, you okay?”

“FINE!” Roseluck cried out, she quickly tried to hide under her hooves as all eyes turned to her. Lily and Daisy looked to Applejack’s stand to see Twilight had disappeared. “Did she see me?” the poor mare asked.

“No, I think she left before your outburst, Rosie,” Daisy said, nudging her friend back onto her hooves.

“She probably thinks I’m a freak,” Roseluck whimpered, on the verge of tears. “Why can’t I just say something to her?”

“She has to deal with that changeling and the griffon… and Trixie. I’m sure it would take a lot for her to call you a freak,” Lily soothed, patting her friend on the back.

Roseluck looked up to her blonde friend with a nervous smile, she quickly felt Daisy nudge her lightly. “Don’t worry, we’ll help you. After a few weeks, Twilight will be begging you to join her herd.”

Roseluck frowned slightly, she didn’t quite like the idea of sharing Twilight; but then again, the Changeling Queen, Trixie, Gilda, and possibly Rarity all appear to not like that idea either but they go with it for the purple unicorn. “What do you think I have that they don’t?"

Lily and Daisy looked at each other for a moment before smiling. The red maned flower pony brushing Roseluck’s mane with her hoof. “Well, you’re good with flowers. You are the cutest mare around-”

“I think Fluttershy or maybe Pinkie might be the cutest though,” Roseluck interjected.

“Pfft, they wish,” Daisy chuckled. “Have you seen Fluttershy lately? She’s been eating too many cakes.”

Roseluck and Lily simply stared at their friend, confused by her lack of public knowledge. “Fluttershy is pregnant,” they said in unison.

Daisy raised an eyebrow. “She can’t be pregnant, I’ve never seen a stallion near her place… unless she’s been sneaking onto the farm and making love to Big Mac… getting smashed by that stallion’s Little Mac would be great.”

Lily’s hoof connected to her face, unable to comprehend her friend’s thought process. “Like, how are we not losing intelligence around you?”

“Twilight made Fluttershy pregnant, Daisy,” Roseluck uttered nervously.

Daisy’s eyes widening in shock. “They… they’re both mares… how? Is this unicorn magic thing?”

“Oh for the love of Celestia, everypony in town has known that Twilight has a dick for months. We even talked about this a week ago! After you had a dream about getting spitroasted by Prince Shining Armor and Big Mac and bragged about it to us!” Lily fumed, glaring at her oblivious friend.

“You shouldn’t believe rumors, Lily. It’s not healthy,” Daisy berated, narrowly dodging a hoof.

“Lily is right, Daisy. Remember the bar incident?” Roseluck asked.

“There were a lot of bar incidents, Rosie,” Daisy replied.

Lily shook her head. “She’s talking about the bar incident where Cloudchaser made Thunderlane present his rear to a room full of drunk mares and threw a strap-on and a bottle of lube in the center of it all on Mare’s night. Like… a third of the town’s mares had a chance to bang his ass that night, and Cloudchaser bragged about how Thunderlane loved it when he lost his butt virginity to Twilight, Cloudchaser even showed us a picture of her coltfriend sucking on her dick… which kinda makes me ask why Twilight would allow a picture when she wants this under lock and key. There was no way you’d forget that when you had him twice that night.”

“I still believe that she dressed up like Twilight and had a really good looking strap-on for Thunder to suck on in that picture,” Daisy stated.

“And the cum on his face?” Lily retorted?

Daisy had a smug smile on her face. “His own cum.”

“It was LEAKING from the purple cock he was licking, like… seriously!” Lily groaned, her head hurting from her friend’s inept thought process.

“We don’t know if it was leaking for the toy or not, Lily. Stop jumping to conclusions,” Daisy scolded, pouting at her friend’s childish behaviour.

Roseluck poked at her lips for a moment. “About... a month ago, before the Iron pony competition, didn’t Twilight accidently walk around Ponyville… uhh ‘hanging out’ for a good hour or so before Applejack told her what she was revealing to everypony?”

“Twilight is a unicorn, Rosie. I’m sure she has all sorts of spells to keep her mares happy,” Daisy said, petting her friend’s red mane.

“You are like… the dumbest mare ever,” Lily uttered, glaring at Daisy. “If you weren’t friends with Cheerilee back in the day, you’d never graduate elementary school.”

“Whether or not Twilight has a penis isn’t the point, Lily, stop thinking with your pussy. We are here to help Rosie get together with Twilight,” Daisy added, patting Roseluck on the back.

Lily grumbled while she glared at Daisy. Roseluck gave her friends a nervous look. “I’m happy you girls want to help but you really don’t have to… I’m sure Twilight has enough on her plate with the constant attention she needs to give. She wouldn’t have time for a nopony like me.”

Roseluck was quickly hit on the head by Lily’s hoof, rubbing the injury tenderly. “You seriously need to give yourself some more credit. If we need to, we’ll make Twilight to give you some time!”

“Yeah, it can’t be that hard, she only has like… eleven mares now?” Daisy added, they heard a male scream coming from nearby and ran to check it out. They found Twilight hitting the changeling queen on the nose with a rolled up newspaper. By the looks of a rather scared post stallion nearby, he was startled by the large black bugmare’s appearance. Chrysalis swatted the newspaper out of her face and hooked a limb around Twilight, pulling her into the library quickly. “What’s with the changeling?”

“She’s been a part of Twilight’s herd for like six months now?” We’ve both seen her around town,” Lily replied.

“Huh, I never noticed,” Daisy uttered, shrugging. “So, Rosie. What do ya say? We’ll help you get together with Twilight and have you join her herd!”

Roseluck grimaced. “I’m not sure…”

“We’re helping you whether you like it or not,” Lily stated.

“How hard can it be, anyways?” Daisy asked, pulling Roseluck to her as they all went home.

Roseluck grinned nervously. “I’m sure we’ll find out.”

~dood~

After a long day of Daisy and Lily fighting each other again, Roseluck finally found some reprieve in sleep. Her subconscious quickly returning to the same location every night since she first met the mare of her dreams.

She would be dressed in a tight red gown that emphasized her rump, and a rose in her mane. Twilight would be dressed in a prince’s outfit. She used to wear the gown Rarity made for her during the first few months of her stay in Ponyville but after she learned of the unicorn’s secondary horn, the outfit changed into something more fitting a prince.

The two would have a wonderful night that included a candlelight dinner and dancing at the ball, but then it would get rather heated as Twilight led her to the bedroom. She would blush heavily as the unicorn laid her on the sheets, levitating the red dress off her body as she slowly removed her outfit.

She would watch as Twilight laid down on top of her, and pull her into a kiss that always felt real to the earth pony. “Oh Roseluck, you smell divine this evening.”

“Oh, Twilight… I want to be yours,” Roseluck moaned, her hooves gripping the purple mare tightly. Twilight stroked her face and positioned herself to penetrate the virgin pussy, Roseluck swallowed her breath, unable to comprehend that it’s finally happening.

But just as Twilight thrusted forward with the intent of burying her cock inside the willing earth pony; Roseluck would wake up, her body drenched with sweat and shame.

Roseluck slowly stepped out of her bed to clean up, and change her bedspread before returning to sleep. All she thought of during this was how she cowardly she was. She missed her chance many times to tell Twilight but even now… the unicorn’s herd made it impossible to approach her.

The earth pony let out a sigh, now clean and ready for bed again, she cuddled back under her covers and hoped that she wouldn’t be visited by another dream about Twilight. Unbeknownst to her, a dark figure watched her and her dream.

Luna felt this mare’s distress but was confused as to how to act. On one hoof, it was her duty to assist all of Equestria’s ponies, but the other hoof claimed that this form of assistance would only add another mare to her Alpha’s herd. After a week of being in said herd gave her a quick lesson that many of Twilight’s mares, while forgiving, are rather high maintenance and demand the unicorn’s love for at least a few hours to a day. The contest for earning Twilight’s attention for the day would become rather cutthroat among those that desire the alpha’s company.

Being in a new position, Luna felt… compelled to ask Twilight what she should do to help this mare, but dismissed it as it would only trouble Twilight even more. She then thought it would be wiser to bring this up to those that are more experienced in this field.

She flew back to the library with great haste, entering from the balcony. She quickly laid by Twilight’s side, holding the mare tightly despite the silver-maned magician who held their Alpha in a powerful grip, she quickly fell asleep while her magic was sent out to the mares she knew would help her greatly.

Within Luna’s dreamscape, she waited patiently in a large moonlit field, the stars above them patterned to represent things Luna likes or ponies that Luna cares for, such as Celestia, Twilight, Clover the Clever, even her fellow herdmates have found a place among her dream’s sky, the land she sat upon was field of dark blue grass with white lilies that let out a glow similar to her moon, giving the field a mystic feel.

She smiled as four orbs of light floated throughout her dream before landing before her. The lights grew then disappeared, revealing four familiar figures. A surprised zebra, a pink pony that scanned the view with glee, a startled fashionista who stared at the Lunar Princess with confusion, and a large female griffon who shared in the ivory mare’s surprise. “What the heck is going on here?” Gilda uttered, taking in the new view.

“My word, this looks… beautiful,” Rarity commented, admiring the flowers and the sky.

“This place looks super cool, why can’t Equestria have a place like this? It would be SOO awesome! This would be a fun place for a picnic or a party, don’t ya think?” Pinkie exclaimed, hopping around the field.

Zecora only gave Luna a concerned look. “The change of scene is quite sudden, I must ask the purpose of this summon.”

“While this might be rude to say in the presence of our fellow herdmates, our present knowledge of its dynamics tells us that you four are the more… stable and most interested in any happening that involve Twilight,” Luna explained. The girls stopped for a moment, taking Luna’s words carefully.

“Why is Gilda here and not Applejack then?” Pinkie asked curiously.

“I… can’t get mad at that since I’m not sure of that myself,” Gilda uttered, scratching her head.

“You are around Twilight far more than Applejack in recent time, that is why… and we are aware of your futile crusade to have Twilight utilize her whole body in sexual acts,” Luna replied.

Gilda huffed in annoyance. “I managed to get Twilight to use her pussy once at least.”

“Yes, and Twilight’s dreams for the next week were all ways to get revenge on you and a… pink earth mare with various fruits for a cutie mark in sexual ways,” Luna added. “But this isn’t the case now. As Mistress of the Night and Protector of Dreams, we have come up to a predicament that… is foreign to us…”

The ponies, zebra, and griffon gave the lunar princess a concerned look. “What dream based predicament would require out aid, Princess?” Rarity asked.

“There is a mare that dreams to be held in Twilight’s hooves, but is too scared to approach her in any way… she fears, feels jealousy, and dislikes us greatly for our close relationship with our Alpha. She yearns to be with our mate, but doesn’t wish to involve herself with the rest of us, seeing us all as those that have stolen her away,” Luna explained, she turned to her new allies. “What do you propose we do?”

“While I believe the solution is clear, though we are her fear. Our herd and friendship is too great, she can only join or accept this fate,” Zecora answered.

Luna frowned. “But.. we must help her through these nightmares, Lady Zecora. It is our duty to-”

“What’s with all this ‘we’ and ‘our’ crap? This is your job,” Gilda snapped, crossing her arms.

“Silence cur, it is tradition that we use the royal we! For we speak for many at all times, we are the voice of the nation, so still thy tongue!” Luna rebuttled, the sky turning dark with the Princess’ rage.

Pinkie rubbed her chin in thought. “If you are the voice of the nation and Twilight has sex with you… would that mean Twilight is fucking every single pony in Equestria at the same time? And when you orgasm… does that mean everypony is calling out her name?”

Everyone stared at the pink mare with a blank expression, unable to reply to such a thought. “Who might this mare be, Princess?” Rarity asked, breaking the awkward silence.

“Oh… the mare’s name appears to be Roseluck. She lives in Ponyville with her best friends, Lily Valley and Daisy,” Luna answered.

Rarity nodded and began to think, but Pinkie stopped in the midst of her dancing. “Wait, Roseluck liked Twilight? Atleast she’s pretty cute!”

“Although she is meek, it is Twilight we all seek. We can not disband because of a mare’s demand. The choice remains, join us or solitude reigns,” Zecora explained, grimacing from the unfortunate choices.

“But then how will we aid her? She seems to be having these dreams for a long time now, and if we try to make her mate in her dream, she awakens from the shock. How?” Luna questioned.

“How about giving her incentive to join us?” Gilda replied, all eyes (except Pinkie’s) turned to her. “Hear me out, she’s clearly hoof fucking herself over Twilight, right? How about we try to hang out with her to show that we are not that bad. She might be more open to us, then she might be more cool with us and she’d be okay with sharing Twilight.”

“Everypony gets what they wants! A pony can never have too many friends, my granny always said!” Pinkie exclaimed, appearing at Gilda’s side.

“Do you think this would work?” Luna asked, curious.

“We did something similar for Fluttershy… the only difference is that Shy is more open to us than Roseluck,” Gilda added.

“So… we’ll try and spend a few hours with her, prove that we won’t be rude to her should she pursue her interest in our mutual lover, and just another mare added to this harem,” Rarity stated.

“Herd…” Pinkie and Luna said at once, even Zecora looked disappointed in Rarity.

“Are they not the same thing?” Rarity asked.

“A herd is a group that is founded on the fundamentals of marriage, unity, and protection. A harem is a collection of ponies that’s only purpose in their life is to be used for mating,” Luna said, staring at the unicorn in annoyance.

“My mistake,” Rarity said, flinching from the stares. “But regardless, I fear I couldn’t help, I have too many orders… and then my date with Twilight on Thursday, my schedule is full, dear.”

“No worries! Leave it to Gilda and me, we’ll help her out!” Pinkie exclaimed, pulling Gilda closer to her. Zecora nodded her thanks.

“Excellent, I would assist but we have our royal duties to that we must tend to. We shall see you next weekend,” Luna stated as the dreamscape began to brighten until everyone’s vision was filled with a white light.

~dood~

Roseluck walked through Ponyville. Earlier she had prepared a letter to Twilight after much coercion from Lily. She stared at the library from a rather far distance, her mind trying to force her body forward, but it wouldn’t budge. The letter in her mouth was struggling to stay in place.

In a moment, she suddenly screamed “I can’t do it!” The letter falling to the ground as she turned and ran head first into a large brown, furry wall of muscle. She slowly tilted her head up to see the griffon that hangs out with Twilight. The poor earth mare was scared out of her mind.

“Sup. Roseluck, right?” Gilda asked. Roseluck slowly nodded, slowly backing away from the griffon.

“Hiya Rosie!” PInkie said, popping up from behind Roseluck, scaring her even more. “I was wondering if you wanted to hang out with Gilda, and me, and Dashie?”

“I… I’m…” Roseluck stuttered, before Pinkie pulled her away from Gilda. She panicked when Gilda picked up her letter. “Don’t TOUCH that!”

“To Twilight? If you want, I can take this over to her,” Gilda offered.

Roseluck’s eyes widened. “OH nonono, she can’t have that. It’s too-”

“Embarrassing?” Pinkie finished for her. “We both know you like Twilight, and we both don’t mind adding another to the herd. It’s apparently a special talent of Twilight’s now.”

“Wha?” Roseluck uttered.

“Look, we know you’re not cool with us being around Twilight and you’re less cool with all of us sharing her. So… we thought we’d try and make things easier for you and try to see if we can be friends and junk, that way… if you really want to be with Twilight, we can help ya out,” Gilda explained, giving the letter back to Roseluck.

Roseluck blushed, unable to speak. However her fellow flower ponies were close by. “What are you doing? Bullying Rosie like this, feather brain.” Daisy remarked, pushing Gilda away.

Pinkie and Gilda were taken back by the sudden protectiveness of Roseluck’s friends. “What, we’re just trying to help her be friends with us.”

“Oh no, Roseluck doesn’t want to be in your stupid herd, then she doesn’t have to be!” Lily spat, glaring at the two.

“Yeah, we’re going to help her win Twilight away from all eleven of you!” Daisy challenged. The two mares then dragged Roseluck away in a huff.

“Well, that backfired,” Pinkie uttered.

“Yeah, we may need a new plan,” Gilda said, the two turned and walked back to their friends at the park to re-think their strategy.

After running a far distance, Lily and Daisy looked back to see if the ‘herd’ followed them, then turned to the frightened Roseluck. “Did they try to hurt you, Rosie? I can’t believe they’d bully an innocent thing like you, as if Twilight doesn’t have enough pussies to mate with,” Daisy uttered, glaring behind her.

“No, they were really nice… they wanted me to spend time with them,” Roseluck answered.

“Probably to brainwash you into being Twilight’s personal toy, just like what she did to Trixie,” Lily accused, holding Roseluck tight and petting her.

“I think Trixie becoming obsessive was an accident, she stills acts somewhat like herself,” Roseluck said, trying to reason.

“Doesn’t matter, Trixie is a slave, and they were going to do the same to you,” Lily finished, dragging Roseluck away. “Besides, we have a plan!”

Roseluck began to worry. “A plan?”

Daisy chuckled. “Yup, and this is how we do it: First, we convince Twilight to come over for dinner, and then you put on your moves… but not too sexy, we don’t want the first date to be a sex thing, that’s date number five… maybe date four you can rub her pussy, cunnilingus if she’s been a good girl.”

“Hoof job and blow job respectively,” Lily stated, causing Rose to blush.

“No, rub her or lick her pussy… why do you think she has a cock?” Daisy asked.

Lily rolled her eyes, ignoring her friend. “Look, it’s pretty obvious that what Twilight has with her mares is just lust. So it’ll be easy to win Twilight over with love, just gotta show her that you are her special somepony and not those pretenders.”

“How are we sure that Twilight and her herd don’t love each other like I love her?” Roseluck asked.

“Twilight learned about friendship literally a year ago, you expect her to know what it’s like to be in love? With her best friends, a zebra shaman from the Everfree Forest, a jerk griffon, a evil changeling, a show-off, a super model, and the Princess of the Night? Why don’t they all live with her then?” Daisy questioned.

“The town library isn't that big, Daisy. Sure it has two mares, a bug queen, and a baby dragon, but I doubt it can hold thirteen living creatures,” Lily answered. “But she is right that Twilight should by all technicalities be still new to friendship since… her only friend in school was Lyra right?” Lily uttered, trying to remember the latest facts about the librarian.

“It was either her or Colgate,” Daisy replied.

“Minuette. But whatever, it was a unicorn. I doubt she can actually love all of them equally, that's just silly,” Lily remarked. “That is where Rosie comes in.”

“Me?” Roseluck asked.

“Yes, you’ll win her over and you two will live happily ever after, it’s easy… go find her and ask her out on a date, we’ll do what we can to keep her herd out of the way,” Lily explained, grinning. “Now go and find Twilight, ask her and we’ll get this show on the road.”

“O-okay,” Roseluck said, begrudgingly. Her friends quickly ushered her to the library. “Wait… right now?”

Lily and Daisy chuckled while they pulled their shy friend to the tree library. “Of course, Rosie. Another moment wasted could be a moment you lose Twilight to her ‘mares’.”

“I’m not ready for this, give me time!” Roseluck whined, trying to keep herself away from the library.

“It’s now or never! You only live once, Rosie!” Daisy shouted, they reached the library and threw Roseluck into the library.

Roseluck slowly skidded to a halt, and slowly turned her head to see Twilight at a table, reading with Gilda and Pinkie. “Hello Roseluck, what brings you here?” Twilight asked, her smile caused Rose’s face to redden.

“I-uh-I… well, I- um…” Roseluck stammered. She couldn’t do it; her body wouldn’t let her.

“Oh, I think she wants to go on a date with you Twily!” Pinkie exclaimed. Roseluck’s blush only burned harder, hiding her face with her hooves.

“A… date? Are you sure? She looks like she’s going to pass out,” Twilight asked, blushing herself.

“I’m pretty sure, she’s only been staring at your cutie mark for however long you’ve been in Ponyville,” Gilda remarked.

“How would you know that?” Twilight asked, staring at her griffon lover.

“Pinkie told me, and Luna said she had dreams about you,” Gilda answered, smirking.

“Yuppers! AND she doesn’t think any less of you now that your pee-pee is common knowledge around town; in fact, she likes it even more!” Pinkie cheered, giggling.

Roseluck felt like she would die from embarrassment right now. Twilight knows about her dream fantasies, Twilight will think she’s creepy and reject her completely.

“Girls, Luna told me about your fantasies… Even Trixie’s strangely bizarre one. The only problem I see here is… I’m not sure I want to expand the herd, I feel it’s pretty big as it is,” Twilight said. Pinkie, Gilda and Roseluck turned to the purple unicorn, speechless.

“Is your dick on straight? Don’t stallions love the idea of having all the females want to fuck them?” Gilda questioned, more confused than annoyed.

“Isn’t that what a herd is supposed to do? Grow big and strong and have lots of fun parties that may lead to orgies centered around your weiner?” Pinkie asked, curiously.

“I… kind of understand what a herd needs to be. But if we have more ponies join my herd, that could mean less time I spend with the mares I already have. We are already stretched thin as it is and the only saving grace is Rarity and Applejack being too busy to hang out more than once a week, or Gilda and Rainbow Dash deciding to hang out themselves and sometimes bringing me along, or Fleur and Zecora’s willingness to share our quality time with others, and even Luna makes things easier by visiting me in my dreams every night and coming by once a week, but even then… not only do I not have time to myself, but I barely have time with any of your girls before I have to go visit another one of my mares,” Twilight explained, giving a sad look to the three girls.

Silence reigned for a moment, before Gilda turned to Roseluck. “Come back next week, when we figure out how to add you to Twilight’s schedule.”

Pinkie’s eyes went wide with worry. She quickly took Twilight between her hooves and pulled the unicorn to her face. “Now hold on! I can share my time too! Back before I became addicted to Twilight, I used to party with lots of ponies! I don’t mind at all!”

“But… I don’t like your herd…” Roseluck uttered, Twilight turned her head curiously to Roseluck. “Well, I-I think they’re nice ponies, bu-but I don’t think I can share you… with them. I mean...uh.”

“I’m sorry to hear that, Roseluck. But… I can’t just tell my herd to go away after all they’ve done for me and vise-versa. They are like family to me now, and… I just found out about your crush, and while I’m flattered that you like me, I can’t return the feelings because doing so will betray my mares. I hope you understand,” Twilight stated. She gave the cream earth pony an apologetic look.

“I-I know, I just…” Roseluck was interrupted by her friends smashing the door down. “Lily? Daisy?”

“Don’t worry Rosie, we’re here to help!” Lily shouted, stomping her hoof down, preparing to charge Twilight.

“I should have known she’d have her sluts close by,” Daisy spat, glaring at Pinkie and Gilda.

“There’s… a lot of us… Twilight isn’t alone very often,” Gilda said.

Twilight frowned at the invading mares stood up, marching right up to them. “Listen girls. I’m sorry that I can’t return Roseluck’s affections because doing so will betray my herd. If she would accept, I firmly believe we can be friends… but we can not be lovers due to her dislike of having to share me with others. Again, I’m sorry but I will have to decline the date Roseluck was about to ask me to.”

“How did you know about the date?” Daisy questioned. Lily’s face hit her hoof.

“You did see me pick it up and look at it, right?” Gilda asked.

“How could you hurt Roseluck like this?” Lily questioned, turning to hold Roseluck to her body.

“I can’t abandon my herd just because one mare is infatuated with me,” Twilight replied.

“Yes you can, Roseluck is the ONLY mare that loves you for… you! You only have this herd because you had a dick. if you didn’t have a dick, you’d be single!” Lily retorted.

Twilight grimaced, unable to find a rebuttal.

“Fat chance!” All eyes turned to Pinkie. “Twilight might have a penis, but there would be no way she’d be single forever or even by now. The only real difference would be that Twilight wouldn’t have Gilda, Chrysalis, Zecora, and Fleur. She’d still have us, the friends she made when she first came here! I almost tried to hop in bed with Twilight when we did the ‘Luna’s no longer evil’ party but Princess Celestia caught me and scolded me for it and Rainbow Dash is a lesbian, everyone has caught her staring at several mares’ cutie marks… even Twilight’s before she found out about the dick thing. And with my party planning power, I could have eventually convinced all my closest friends into an orgy that would have made us all the bestest of bestest friends with benefits, and then Twilight would have the five of us. There is a pretty good chance that Trixie would have turned out this way regardless of Twilight being a dickmare or not, maybe Gilda if Twilight without a cock is as good a lover as Twilight with a cock. I highly doubt Chrysalis, Zecora, and Fleur though… Luna might be a stretch. But Twilight would be FAR from single.”

Twilight felt warm after hearing Pinkie’s lecture, happy to know that regardless of how she was born, she’d never truly be alone. “Thanks Pinkie.”

“No problemo, Twi-Twi!” Pinkie cheered, giving her alpha a salute.

“That was pretty cool,” Gilda chuckled.

“But… um… they are all… aren’t they just using you for sex?” Daisy asked.

“As silly as it was, I kinda was at the beginning but now… It feels a lot more real… I stopped throwing private parties in my room with whatever pony I see,” Pinkie replied.

“Mine was more competition based, it went from proving to Twilight that I can fuck Rainbow better to proving that I can love Twilight the best. It’s a griffon thing,” Gilda stated.

“It’s okay, girls. I’m sorry I wasted everypony’s time,” Roseluck mumbled, walking out the library, shame and sorrow filling her heart as she walked away, after a few steps she broke into a gallop. Lily and Daisy shot a glare at Twilight before chasing after Roseluck.

“That… really hurt me, I wish I could accept her but… that would hurt all of you,” Twilight uttered, on the verge of tears.

“I’m sorry Twilight,” Pinkie said, nuzzling Twilight’s side.

“I wouldn’t worry too much about it, I’m sure she’ll pull through. She still has Lily and Daisy after all, she’ll find somepony else,” Gilda said, frowning.

Twilight gave a warming smile to both her girls. “Was that how you and the girls really feel about me? I don’t want to doubt you or anything but I have sometimes thought-”

“Of course, Twi. I may be friends with everypony in town but… I don’t know how I’d keep smiling without my bestest friends,” Pinkie answered.

Gilda’s wing pulled both Twilight and Pinkie into a hug. “It was a bit rocky at first, but… it’s pretty obvious I love ya, egghead.”

~dood~

Elsewhere, Roseluck was crying on her couch. her head on Lily’s lap while Daisy paced around the room. “I knew I’d never win her, I’m so stupid.”

“You’re not stupid, Twilight is just a jerk. She doesn’t deserve you,” Lily cooed, running her hoof along her friend’s red mane.

“We can help you forget about her, Berry’s should still be open… what about Colgate? She’s available, why not her?” Daisy asked.

“It wouldn’t be the same. It’s been so long and she just… rejected me because I didn’t like her herd. Why must life be so unfair,” Roseluck cried, her tears soaking Lily’s hindlegs,

“Well, you can’t keep going crying into my lap and crotch. We need to help you get back in there and find a real pony of your dreams, not some mare that’s been taken eleven times,” Lily declared.

Roseluck sniffled, and looked up at Lily. “But… how?”

“These things take time, Rosie. We’ll take this step by step and take it from there, okay?” Lily explained, smiling when the downtrodden Roseluck nodded. “Good, now get some rest. Tomorrow, we’re going to start helping you find that special somepony that isn’t a herd-leading jerk.”

~dood~

Roseluck curled up in bed, her heart still hurt from the day’s events but… it did leave her mind clear; no Twilight-centric dream. She still wanted to be by the unicorn’s side but she knows now it’ll be a unachievable dream. She jumped when she heard a tapping on her window.

In a fit of paranoia, she searched the outside of her window and found nothing. She grimaced and turned back to her bed, her eyes widening at what was on her bed.

Twilight Sparkle lying on her side, her dick erect and ready, her red eyes staring deep into Roseluck’s. “Hello, Rosie.”

“Twi-Twilight? What are you doing here?” Roseluck asked, backing into the windowsill.

“I thought about what was said today and came to a realization. Mares tend to be... more accepting of their alpha’s choices after a good fucking. Come to bed and I’ll make all your fantasies come true,” Twilight cooed, patting the spot before her.

“I-No… you rejected me, why would you have sex with me now?” Roseluck stammered, visibly scared of the purple unicorn.

Twilight only chuckled, sliding forward and off the bed, looming over the frightened mare. “Because… I think you deserve a chance to pry me away from my mares.”

Roseluck’s mind was a whirlwind of conflicting emotions. Her desire to mate with Twilight was combating her thoughts from the unicorn’s rejection and her senses that told her this was Twilight Sparkle but the way this purple mare talked that felt wrong. “I… I don’t know, I really don’t think I could.”

Twilight only giggled, petting Roseluck. “I only seek to make my mates happy, it hurts me to see them sad. Let me cheer you up.”

“Could I have a moment to- eek!” Roseluck felt something spread her lower lips. She noticed Twilight’s horn letting off a purple glow.

“Just let me help you, Rosie,” Twilight whispered. She leaned forward and kissed the earth mare’s forehead, she tilted the surprised mare’s head and pressed her lips against the red-maned pony’s.

Roseluck was stunned, Twilight’s lips tasted just as she always dreamed they would taste, a combination of lavender and raspberries. Her mind continued to protest but her body forced her to deepen the kiss, clearly needing the unicorn’s body.

Twilight giggled, pushing Roseluck away for a moment. “My, somepony truly needs me to help them.” The unicorn slid her hoof along Roseluck’s face, causing the mare to shudder. “Don’t worry, I’m always there for my mares, especially my newest and cutest mare.”

Roseluck arched a brow in confusion. “But… I don’t want to be-”

Twilight pressed her hoof against the earth mare’s lips and shook her head slowly. “Oh Rosie, you’ll learn, and I’ll help you… every inch of the way.”

Roseluck’s mind was in complete chaos; she didn’t want to join Twilight’s herd, but she also wanted to be with Twilight and her body needed more of the unicorn’s touch.

The unicorn smiled as the earth mare fell into her hooves. She levitated the mare on the bed and circled around it, pulling Roseluck down to the end of the bed with legs spread. The red-maned mare looked down her body to see the mare of her dreams licking her lips, her head rather close to her most intimate place.

With ravenous hunger, Twilight dove in, but her tongue was more gentle with the virgin, taking care not to overwhelm her, the moans and the twitches notifying her that she wasn’t doing a good job.

Roseluck could barely take it all, she felt Twilight’s tongue against her marehood, pressing against the lips and parting them expertly, but her precision made the red-head squirm, whimpering that she needed far more.

“You taste so good, Rosie. Like the sweetest flower, much to your namesake. I could eat you out forever,” Twilight cooed, her fore hooves rubbing the rose cutie marks, when she returned to her newest mare’s dripping slit.

“Please… don’t s-stop!” Roseluck begged, her hooves shot down to hold Twilight to her vagina, her hooves brushing against the horn every so often.

Twilight’s horn began to glow and Roseluck’s eyes went wide. The unicorn’s tongue kept going deeper, breaking past the hymen and sliding back into the owner’s mouth, “Mmm, cherry juice… a great taste before the main course, don’t you agree?” Twilight chuckled licking her lips before returning to pleasure.

Roseluck merely stared at Twilight, she wasn’t sure if this was the same mare she always knew. It was the same looks, voice, scent, but her attitude… it was far more confident and abrasive and seductive. This Twilight seemed to ooze sexual dominance, just being in the same room with this mare made Roseluck feel she should simply submit, and she was too weak to defy that desire.

Twilight’s magic tongue slid deeper into the hot orifice, tickling every sensitive spot in Rose’s marehood, forcing her to buck the air and arch her back as she moaned. The unicorn loved every second of it, she could feel Roseluck’s pussy mistaking her tongue for a hard cock, trying to milk her saliva while she explored the mare’s caverns.

With a smirk, Twilight managed to press her tongue against the earth pony’s G-spot, while tickling the revealed pleasure buzzer with her remaining tongue length, forcing Roseluck over the edge. Twilight had planned ahead and had a sound proof barrier erect before this encounter and was thankful, as her newest lover had a set of lungs in her. “Enjoy that?” Twilight asked, her tongue fully retreated from Roseluck’s entrance and returned to normal.

“Please… I need you,” Roseluck gasped. She watched as Twilight stepped onto the bed, forcing her hind legs to meet the pillow her head was resting on and a sexy unicorn pinning her to the bed. She felt the tell-tale cock rubbing along her opening, teasing her with it’s poking.

“Are you sure? Once I start, I’m not going to stop until I fill you with my seed, and I mean… you’ll be leaking my essence for days to come, my little filly,” Twilight cooed, despite her serious tone, her seductive grin never faded away.

“Please… I want you… in me, it can- AHHH!” Roseluck was interrupted by a hard thrust into her pussy, Twilight had buried her maremeat half way into the earth mare and began to pump her cock deep into Roseluck.

“You did ask,” Twilight sang playfully. She knew Roseluck was a virgin, but she didn’t spare any precautions. Pounding Roseluck’s pussy with her thick cock, listening to the pleasurable screams that came from the mare beneath her, the tense hind legs that pushed against her shoulders, and most importantly… the loving embrace her cock felt in the fleshy prison it was in. “You should have came to me sooner, I would have loved to fuck you everyday, Rosie.”

Roseluck only replied in moans and screams. she could feel Twilight’s penis stirring her insides up, filling her with it. The power Twilight had over her was also intoxicating, she quickly leaned her head forward and began licking Twilight’s face and caught her lips, pressed into her own bed when Twilight returned the kiss.

Just as Roseluck could feel Twilight’s heartbeat through her cock, she could feel the quickened pace of Roseluck’s own heart. Twilight broke the kiss and began making small nips at Rosleuck’s neck, claiming the earth mare as hers. “You… are mine, now and forever, Rosie. Just as my herd is mine, you are mine,” Twilight cooed, her thrusts became harder, the bed rocking against the floor roughly.

“I’m yours…” Rose barely said. The only thing that existed to her was Twilight’s teeth against her body and the thick member that speared her.

“Just for my mares, I want them to be happy. So I want you to be happy, I want you to scream my name when you cum, I want you to proclaim your entire being to me,” Twilight ordered, her thrusts becoming more heated and powerful.

“Yes, yes…” Rosleuck uttered. Her rump shivered from the constant barrage and tension. Until her eyes went white for a split second. “TWILIGHT!”

Twilight giggled, she felt Roseluck orgasming around her cock but she didn’t slow down. The unicorn had planned to make full use of Roseluck before the night ends, and if that meant bringing her newest filly to climax after climax, over and over again… she would plow her with a smile. “Good girl, you made your Alpha proud.”

Roseluck began to smile, her tongue hanging out as she did, she could feel her next wave coming so very soon, and Twilight failed to show any signs of slowing down, recklessly abusing Roseluck’s pussy with her marecock.

“So soon? You must really love this then. I’m glad,” Twilight moaned. She could feel her cock throb inside of Roseluck, leaking pre-cum with every thrust. The first of many loads she would dump in Roseluck tonight.

Another gasp signaled Roseluck’s second orgasm, which was quickly followed by Twilight’s first. Mare juices and stallion spunk mixing together while forced deep into Roseluck’s womb. Twilight’s smile had faded while she bit her bottom lip, trying to force as much of her spunk into Roseluck’s womb, only visibly succeeding in pulling out thick white gobs of cum to coat Roseluck’s fur and bed. “Oh goodness… that was amazing…” Roseluck panted.

“That was only the beginning,” Twilight chuckled. Rosleuck’s eyes went wide when she noticed Twilight wasn’t stopping, the unicorn was still pounding her poor marehood with powerful strokes. “Like I said, I’m going to fill you with my cum… until you leak it for days.”

Roseluck was now terrified of Twilight but the pleasure was too great to deny her.

Twilight’s name was called out thrice more and another load filled Roseluck’s belly when the unicorn had her earth pony bent over and biting the pillow, her cock nearly past the medial ring into the ass of Roseluck. “Such a tight ass you have, Rosie,” Twilight sang, flinching from the sphincter’s grip.

Roseluck’s moans and cries were muffled by her pillow. The benefit was that Twilight was at least more gentle with her asshole then she was with her pussy, the slow yet still rather powerful strokes, entering and leaving her rear.

“I don’t like you being quiet, Rosie. Scream for me,” Twilight ordered, her teeth pulling Roseluck’s head up, the earth mare screamed from the strange pleasure in her backside, music to Twilight’s ears. “Thath’s bethther.”

“Oh Celestia, you’re too big, my butt can’t take it,” Roseluck moaned, slowly thrusting her rump back into Twilight’s crotch.

“You seem tho be thaking ith justh fine, Rosie,” Twilight giggled through the mane in her mouth. “You justh need tho relax.”

Roseluck sucked in a breath, and tried to do as she was told, her rear exit becoming more inviting for the purple cock that ravaged her.

Twilight couldn’t smile any wider when she felt her mare reach yet another orgasm, coaxing her to go faster and harder.

Roseluck felt her ass being flooded by the same thick cream that filled her pussy, feeling it overflow and meet the bed, which was soaked in sexual juices.

The night flew by and Twilight was finally satisfied, emptying her final load into Roseluck’s mouth, the mare was visibly painted with cum, and the bed was drenched. Mare seed leaked from her over stuffed anus and pussy, and her belly was visibly bloated, making her look as if she is expecting her foals any day now. She pulled her cock from Roseluck’s tired mouth and gave a small kiss on her mare’s forehead. “Good night, my little filly,” Twilight said, as she teleported home.

Twilight’s smirk continued on as she walked up to her bed. “It’s been too long, but at long last… some exercise. How about you girls?” She turned to see a small army of her clones, many of them were stuffing their cocks into her mares. Pinkie was lying on top of a Twi-clone with another spearing her from the rear, another stood above her, throat fucking the party mare.

Another set of Twilights had Gilda sitting in two of their laps, penetrating her lower holes while her beak was stuffed with another cock, her talons found themselves busy with two other clones.

Trixie was spitroasted by two Twilights, the one at her head was wearing the show mare’s hat, while the one in Trixie’s pussy wore her cape. Trixie appeared to be struggling to remain standing but did her best to provide for the clones.

Finally, Chrysalis was forced over one clone, while the other fucked her ass. Two clones had taken it upon themselves to fellate the changeling’s clear dick while another helped herself to Chrysalis’ mouth.

The clone fucking Pinkie’s mouth gave a nod. “We’re doing pretty good, we should be about another hour before we’re finished though.”

“Good, enjoy tonight to it’s fullest… It might be awhile before we all get to do this again,” The real Twilight said, turning back to her bed. The unicorn always did love falling sleep to the pleasurable screams of her mates.

~dood~

Twilight awoke the next morning, feeling oddly refreshed. With a stretch she turned and found the air had an overpowering stench, like a orgy just happened in her bedroom. She looked down from her balcony to see cum-caked bodies of Pinkie Pie, GIlda, Chrysalis, and Trixie, all with a small smile, cum oozing from every orifice. Twilight panicked, unable to comprehend what had happened. She went to bed after dinner and a talk of how she felt sorry for Roseluck, but now she woke up to see her mares all passed out, and nearly blanketed in cum, the floors around them was also caked in the white goop. “What happened here?”

Pinkie was the only one to awake. With a yawn and a stretch, she gave her alpha a pleasant smile. “Morning Twilight, thanks for last night.”

Twilight was flabberghasted. “I did this? I-I- Uhhh.” she immediately fainted, unable to take the truth that she fucked the stuffing out of four of her mares in her sleep.


Author's Note

Looked at by BronyPonyMan, unknownwisdom, The RustyBucket, refferee(again), and Wrabbit. Thanks, dood!

Let's try this again, dood! Here it is... and a few things to notify... this is a huge hint to the strange Twilight that acts a little more like 'Cold-Blooded Twilight(artist's rendering)' than normal Twilight and her Twi-Clone army (Spoilers... not a evil spirit or a evil doppelganger, dood) and this was written with the original Rosleuck's attitude in mind... crushing on Twilight but not a stalker... that was weird of me, dood. The old Chapter 19 is now a Mini-Series chapter that ends with Princess Luna waking Twilight up... a highly detailed and strangely long nightmare, dood.

Other things for tidbits, dood.
- Rarity somewhat forgetting what Fleur told her on Chapter 14.5 is my bad but I'm going to ignore it so I can keep writing the Revenge chapter, dood.
- Mario Kart 8 is amazing, and would be perfect if the Character selection wasn't rather bad (Metal Mario and Pink Gold Peach? WTF, dood?) and coins being a item you can get from the item blocks
- Maleficent was okay, but it didn't feel like Sleeping Beauty to me.... might be because they made Maleficent the 'Fallen Hero', dood.
- Playing Pokemon Emerald Randomizer and contemplating writing a fanfic about it's stupidity and the fact that I decided to do a Nuzlocke about it, dood. (no porn)
- I feel that incest is too popular for it's own good, dood. But that might be because a new Twiarmor fic is haunting the Feature box (I am well aware of what the feature box is about now... it's not about being a good story, it's about being super popular)

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