[Tags: {Twilight/Spitfire/Rainbow Dash}Futa/F/F, Alcohol, Oral, Vaginal]

Spike awoke from his nap to find his unicorn friend reading a book as usual, what was unusual was that the book itself was evidently making the scholar blush heavily. “Whatcha reading, Twi?” Spike asked, taking Twilight’s attention away from the book.

“Just a book, nothing important about it,” Twilight replied, still blushing.

Spike wasn’t buying it and walked over to read the title, "One Million Ways to Please Any Girl for Awkward Individuals by M. Hawke; isn’t that the griffin actress of those weird Coltwall films?” Spike asked, giving the book a weird look.

“I never saw those, but she is incredibly well versed in this kind of thing; she even has a guide on how to give a female diamond dog or a changeling princess an orgasm really quickly and how to make them hold it for the reader’s own enjoyment. It has information on every other race in Equestria as well,” Twilight explained. Spike, now intrigued, glanced over to the table of contents, only to watch the book slam in his face with an angry unicorn looming over him.

“What? This book will help me so much when I finally win Rarity,” Spike reasoned. Twilight shook her head.

“I don’t care; you are too young to be reading this book,” Twilight scolded. Spike grumbled under his breath as he left to do his chores. Twilight turned back to the chapter she was reading in the book.

There was a quick knock at the door, soon followed by the blur of a blue pegasus entering the library. “Hey Twilight, wanna go to the Wonderbolts show with me? I got two tickets,” Rainbow asked, barely able to contain her excitement as she hopped from hoof to hoof. Twilight looked at her daredevil friend with great confusion.

“Why me, you of all ponies should know that I'm not into those kinds of things,” Twilight said.

Rainbow sighed, slowing down enough to explain. “I know that, I asked Fluttershy but she was too scared to go; Pinkie said she was planning something, I dunno; Applejack said she was up to her hat in work at the farm; and Rarity said she had an order to finish for some fancypants in Canterlot,” Rainbow Dash said, giving Twilight a hopeful look.

Twilight sighed as she went to hide her book from Spike. “Very well, so when do we leave?” She sighed.

Rainbow pumped her hoof in the air, “Thank you Twilight, it's happening in Cloudsdale so we need to leave now to make it on time.” Rainbow Dash explained. Twilight face hoofed at the short-sightedness of her friend.

After Twilight rushed to get ready, the two took Twilight’s balloon to Cloudsdale, but due to Rainbow Dash's eagerness to see the Wonderbolts perform and lack of patience, she pulled Twilight and her balloon to Cloudsdale. After a quick cast of the cloud walking spell, the two ponies ran to the Cloudiseum.

~Dood~

Spitfire was in her dressing room, stretching her wings for the show. Once she had fully stretched, she trotted up to meet her teammate Soarin. “Hey Soarin, let’s give them a show,” Spitfire said, as she led the way down to the field.

“You seem to be on a mission tonight Captain,” Soarin said, eliciting a chuckle from the fire-maned pegasus.

“You know we always get a fan that wants to meet the Wonderbolts behind the scenes. I just always take advantage of it, what pony wouldn’t brag about getting to sleep with me,” Spitfire reasoned, giving a sly wink to Soarin. The two Wonderbolts met up with several other members as they prepared for the show.

The show was fantastic, marvelous, and stupendous. The fans were ecstatic, inflamed, clopping their hooves so hard that it sounded like thunder. As the cheering slowly died, Soarin flew next to Spitfire, “Hey, remember that mare from the young flier’s competition and the Gala?” he asked.

Spitfire nodded, remembering how she saved her and her team at the Young Flier's Competition and her 'brave' rescue of Soarin's pie. “She's our biggest Fan, so it’s kinda obvious she’d be here to watch us perform,” Spitfire said, confused by why Soarin brought her up.

“It’s sorta that, but she had a unicorn friend with her. I don’t get how she can walk on clouds,” Soarin claimed, his eyes losing focus as he tried to comprehend the possibility.

Spitfire facehoofed. “I take it you didn’t see that some earth ponies and a unicorn were sitting on clouds during that same competition?” Spitfire asked.

Soarin’s jaw dropped. “Guess I missed that, some young pegasi were kinda doing acrobatics in front of us so I didn’t take a chance to look at the stands; was weird to see a unicorn with those wings though,” Soarin claimed. a grumble came from his stomach. “Whoa, I’ll catch you later Captain, I need to refuel.” With that, Soarin flew away, leaving Spitfire to walk alone to her dressing room.

As she walked, she saw Rainbow Dash and her unicorn friend walking up to her, "two in one night? I guess I can do that." She thought, turning to face her admirers. “Hey girls, what can I do for you?” Spitfire said while removing the head of her suit, her mane waving about as the hood came off. Her eyes giving the two before her a sultry look.

“This is so cool, right Twilight? Um, can I get an Autograph?” Rainbow Dash said, holding a picture to the Wonderbolt. Twilight blushed slightly, and shuffled her hooves; the thought of casting an invisibility spell on herself came across her mind.

“How about we do something even better, you girls wanna join me for a drink?” Spitfire offered, the blue pegasus was grinning from ear to ear at the proposition, but the unicorn looked uneasy at the sound of it.

“I don’t know Rainbow Dash; I don’t want to bother Ms. Spitfire too much,” Twilight said, looking uncomfortable as Dash gazed in disbelief.

Spitfire merely shrugged thinking, "just means I get one tonight." Spitfire's thoughts were stopped as the cyan mare stuck her hoof in the muzzle of her friend.

“Twilight, Spitfire is offering to let us hang out with her in her dressing room, you don’t say no to that.” Rainbow Dash scolded, staring daggers at her purple friend. Spitfire smiled at this gesture and opened the door for her new friends.

Spitfire motioned for the two to relax on the couch as she went to a small fridge in the corner of the room, Rainbow Dash quickly flew over to the couch landing on it with a heavy 'whumph' as she sank into the cushions with Twilight hesitantly following behind her. “Twilight was it? Relax hon, I don’t bite,” She soothed before grabbing a few bottled ciders and putting them in front of the mares.

“Yea Twilight, it’s just a few drinks, relax will ya,” Rainbow Dash said, patting Twilight affectionately on the back. Twilight nodded as she used her magic to open the bottle and took a sip. Rainbow bit the cap off and took a sip holding it with both hooves. Spitfire smiled as she took a bottle for herself, watching the mares before her.

“So, how long have you been a Wonderbolt?” Twilight asked, observing the fact that Rainbow had downed over half her cider already.

“I became a Wonderbolt about 6 years ago, the trainers seriously drilled me on acrobatics, since I focused on speed and position more than anything else; I became the captain two years ago. It was really tough, but with the support of my friends, my family, and of course my fans, it’s a pretty sweet gig,” Spitfire said. Twilight nodded and took another sip of her cider while Rainbow finished her drink.

“I bet the parties you go to are pretty awesome,” Rainbow Dash said, seeing that Spitfire had given her another bottle, she quickly opened it.

“The parties have always been cool, except for the royal balls; the Gala has always been pretty boring. The other parties that happen, however, have always been pretty fun. Like the awesome music, the fun ponies, the good atmosphere.” Spitfire finished in a throaty conspiratorial whisper. Rainbow’s smile grew, and Twilight had a small smile, finally getting comfortable, and started taking larger sips from her cider.

The three chatted for an hour, and even though Twilight took small sips, she was much less tolerant of alcohol than Spitfire and Rainbow Dash, so her words began to slur after her second bottle. Rainbow Dash had more experience with alcoholic drinks but still started to get tipsy after her fourth bottle. Spitfire however, took Twilight’s strategy and was completely sober after only her second bottle; she had removed her flight suit long ago and was stretched out between the two friends, giving light caresses to the inebriated mares.

“Hey Twilight, I've been wondering. Who was that cool looking pegasus leaving your house two days ago? I feel like I know her from somewhere,” Rainbow asked.

Twilight was trying to keep herself from falling over with a hoof when she turned to Rainbow Dash, and slurring her words as she gushed, “That was my marefriend, Daring Do. We met at the Royal Ball of Magic, she made me cry by asking me questions about how incompetent the princess is, and why the sixth element of harmony is called magic and not friendship or love, then we talked about that some more on the train ride and back at the library. We also talked about her adventures and books, but then we made out and had terrific sex.” Twilight finished with a big happy grin across her muzzle.

Both pegasi dropped their bottles in shock. “Daring Do is fictional, isn’t she?” Spitfire asked, looking confused.

Rainbow Dash was scrambling to get her cider back but her hooves didn't seem to want to cooperate. “That was Daring Do? I thought she looked familiar. Wow, I gotta rewrite those stories I tried to write.” Rainbow Dash said, the cider preventing her from acknowledging that she had just admitted to writing Daring Do fanfiction in front of her idol.

“I’m sorry Dash, but she has a nice flank.” Twilight giggled, nearly falling off the couch. Spitfire thought it was pretty cute to see the two talking about the unicorn’s love life.

“Well maybe I’ll run into her one day,” Spitfire said, taking another sip from her cider. At least now she knew that the unicorn had had some action in her life, still not too sure about her 'number-one' fan.

“So, I feel bad for Pinkie Pie and –hic- and Lyra now, but not so much Lyra because she has Bon-Bon-Bon? But who does Pinkie has? –hic- I just hope me and Pinkie stay friends even though I’m seeing Daring now,” Twilight said, finishing her fourth drink, while Rainbow finished off her sixth. Spitfire was impressed with the unicorn now, three mares was a pretty good tally for a pony that was so obviously introverted.

“I thought Pinkie was acting weird, she always got that dreamy –hic- look in her eye when somepony mentions you or your library. How did you do to her, and what can I learn to do it?” Rainbow mumbled, finding Twilight’s horn and the picture of Wonderbolts behind Twilight more fascinating than the unicorn herself. “And how did an egghead like you get luckier –hic- than me? I’m cooler than you and more athletic; you are just adorable and –hic- smart. Stupid Sexy Twilight.” Dash was now staring daggers at the picture behind Twilight, despite directing her rage at the unicorn herself.

Spitfire liked the direction of the conversation, “How many ponies have you had, Dashie?” Spitfire said, putting emphasis on the nickname.

“There was this one time with my friend –hic- Applejack, we got drunk on apple cider a lot…a lot like this, and we kind of hit it off in the barn, a time with my friend from flight camp, and an other time I did it was with –hic- Pinkie at one of her parties, I think it was the ‘Welcome to Ponyville, Rarity’ party –hic- several years ago. She knows how to use her tongue, must have been all the icing she licks off cupcakes.” Rainbow Dash explained, now leaning on Spitfire.

“Thanks Dash, I don’t think I’ll ever look at Pinkie eating cupcakes the same way again.” Twilight exclaimed, now blushing a bit.

“Especially after you and her did stuff? You're –hic- welcome.” Rainbow Dash said, now lying down on top of Spitfire's and Twilight's legs.

“So you both have had some experience? That’s cool; it’s never too late to have some fun, right?” Spitfire said, one of her wings was moving along Twilight's spine as her hoof rubbed Rainbow Dash's belly.

“I guess so, kind of wish my first –hic- time was more meaningful and not out of desperation,” Twilight said, her expression turning somber.

“Don’t worry hon, you are still a pretty cool egghead. It's kinda funny that you got more tail than Ms. Jock here,” Spitfire joked. Rainbow Dash just blew raspberries, at her hero, in response.

“Yea, amazing what being a mare born with a cock could do for your love life, huh? –hic-“ Twilight mumbled.

Rainbow Dash jumped up and stared wide-eyed at Twilight’s crotch. “I don’t see a cock, Twilight.” Rainbow Dash muttered. Spitfire was just as confused.

“Oh, I drink special medicine that makes it go away since I can’t seem to hide it like every stallion in Equestria can; it wears off when I get really horny or late at night,” Twilight answered, finishing her latest bottle of cider. Twilight hopped off the couch only to be pushed back on by Spitfire.

“I am actually curious, hon. Can I see it?” Spitfire soothed, now licking Twilight’s cheek. Rainbow Dash watched in confusion but the scene was arousing her, and her wings were now spread high in excitement. Spitfire rolled the unicorn to lie on her back, holding the mare down, as she started to invade Twilight’s mouth with her tongue, gently grazing her teeth across the egghead’s lips.

Rainbow Dash scooted closer and saw Twilight’s secret make its appearance, the cyan mare’s mouth fell agape. Looking up to see that the Wonderbolt and the librarian were too preoccupied with each other’s mouths. Rainbow Dash moved over to lick the purple meat as it grew, electing a squeak from the lavender pony. Feeling bolder from Twilight's response, she started to lick and kiss the mare cock before her.

“Well, what do ya know,” Spitfire said, getting off of Twilight to watch Rainbow fellate her. Spitfire watched Twilight’s hooves try to bury themselves into the rainbow mane that was bobbing below her. Feeling adventurous, she went behind the blue mare and started to lick her petals, while Dash pleased her purple friend.

Rainbow Dash jumped a bit when the feeling of a wet tongue played with her pussy, she leaned back to try and fit what she could of Twilight’s dick into her mouth.

Twilight’s mind was clearly somewhere else as she smiled at the sight of her athletic friend sucking her off and the feeling of Rainbow’s tight mouth surrounding her dick while her tongue dances along the head as she withdraws. Twilight could feel every moan and squeak that vibrated from Dash as Spitfire worked on her friend's honeypot.

Rainbow came first, coating Spitfire’s face in her juices. The Wonderbolt licked her muzzle clean and wiped off what she couldn’t reach as she moved back to lie next to Twilight, admiring the sight of one friend pleasing another.

Twilight’s orgasm came hard and without warning, filling Rainbow’s mouth with each load she shot off forcing Dash to swallow quickly. Rainbow released the member from its oral prison and started to cough. “Hey, warn me –ack- next time you go off like that,” Rainbow scolded, trying to spit out the remnants of Twilight’s seed.

“Your turn, hon.” Spitfire whispered to the purple mare, now lying back on the couch as she positioned Twilight’s face to her vagina. “I pleased your friend, she pleased you, it's only fair that now you please me.” Twilight looked up and nodded before getting to work.

Memories of the book Twilight read before this whole mess started came to mind, she had wanted to use these techniques for Daring but she figured it would be best to test them out before using them on her lover. Twilight’s tongue flicked out to split the orange mare’s pussy, before she slid up to nibble on the clitoris, taking tentative nips at Spitfire’s love button; the Wonderbolt was gasping and moaning from Twilight's ministrations.

“Sweet Celestia hon, I guess you're –oh- better than I thought. I might try and take you away –right there- from your hero.” Spitfire moaned, her hooves trying to press Twilight deeper into her snatch. Twilight continued her assault, her tongue now probing Spitfire’s depths as her teeth continued to tease the celebrity’s clit. Finding Spitfire’s sweet spot, Twilight’s tongue pressed her attack, trying to get Spitfire off.

“OH YES!” Spitfire cried, her orgasm rocking her entire body. Twilight eagerly licked up the fluids and drank them down. “That was –gasp- something, but we are far from done yet,” Spitfire said, flipping Twilight on her back, Spitfire took her position over the purple cock, while Rainbow Dash pressed her pussy on to Twilight’s face.

“I don’t want –hic- be left out, so lick me like you licked her and Pinkie and whoever you screwed,” Rainbow said, rubbing her crotch in Twilight’s face. Twilight didn’t complain as she started to lick Dash's dripping pussy. Spitfire loomed over the purple mare’s penis and started to descend, letting the pulsing meat fill her. Twilight felt Spitfire’s flanks touch her own as she started to ride the unicorn’s length. Rainbow Dash was now trying to facefuck Twilight as the purple mare continued her tongue play; the scholar’s tongue attacking the daredevil’s G-spot while her teeth teased her clit. With how Rainbow arched over Twilight, the purple mare’s horn rubbed up against the pegasus’ tits, bringing the cyan mare closer to release.

Rainbow Dash came quickly, coating Twilight’s face in her pussy juices which Twilight eagerly drank in. Rainbow turned to face Spitfire and lowered her head to lick at the throbbing marecock buried in Spitfire.

“I’m cumming!” Twilight cried. Spitfire’s eyes went wide as she struggled to get off Twilight’s dick but soon felt the twitching cock inside her fill her womb, some of Twilight’s seed seeped out and stained the couch below.

“Crap, I can’t have a kid yet, this can’t be happening,” Spitfire panicked, Twilight got up as Rainbow sat on staring at Spitfire in confusion.

“I wouldn't worry about it, I'm sterile,” Twilight said.

Spitfire calmed down near instantly. “Oh thank Celestia, I was worried there for a moment; I don't think I'd make a good mother.” The orange mare rubbed the back of her head in embarrassment. Twilight and Rainbow Dash giggled, “Anyways I’m sure your friend wants a turn,” Spitfire said, nudging the cyan pegasus towards Twilight. Rainbow’s grin grew as she moved above Twilight, who was lying on the couch, and positioned herself above the librarian's cock. She lowered herself and gave a small 'eep' as Twilight's cock threatened her entrance, and finally gave way to the intruder.

“So… tight.” Twilight gasped, starting to feel Rainbow Dash's entrance clamp around her cock. Rainbow Dash wanted to get this over with but the feeling was rather painful, she glanced over and saw Twilight giving her a worried look.

“You said you've had sex before, but here I am, watching your friend busting your cherry right now,” Spitfire commented. Watching a trail of blood rolling down Twilight’s length as Rainbow attempted to force more of the purple meat inside her.

“It was usually just us rubbing –oh- each other’s marehoods or eating each other out. We never used –Dear Luna, that’s big- toys, so this is –gasp- really new to me,” Rainbow whimpered. Finally resting on Twilight’s flanks, she used her wings, to move along Twilight’s length, before letting gravity take over and repeating the process.

Spitfire noticed Twilight’s vagina wasn't receiving any attention in all this, and went to change that. She licked and probed the pussy, her tongue dancing along the scholar's petals, earning a yelp from Twilight. The new sensations Spitfire was doing to her made Twilight thrust particularly hard into her cyan friend. One of Rainbow Dash's hooves was trying to hold on to the back of the couch while the other held onto Twilight, praising one or both the princesses as she bounced on top of the unicorn's secondary horn. “Please be careful –so hot- Ms. Spitfire,” Twilight squeaked. Spitfire smiled at the sound of that as she continued to play with Twilight's marehood, her tongue probing Twilight's depths and occasionally licking her cock, as Rainbow Dash rode Twilight for every thrust the purple mare could give.

Twilight struggled to keep her composure despite the cider numbing her mind, Rainbow Dash’s pussy was flexing and trying to milk her while Spitfire was eating her out. Seeing Twilight struggle, Rainbow Dash went to give Twilight’s horn a lick; sending Twilight overboard as she tried to send every inch of her cock into Rainbow Dash, threatening to invade the daredevil’s very womb. Twilight came hard inside Rainbow Dash, similar to Spitfire; her womb was filled to the brim with Twilight’s seed, as Spitfire’s face was covered in the unicorn's vaginal juices.

The purple mare slumped back on the couch, trying to catch her breath. Rainbow continued to work herself on Twilight. Even though she just came, Twilight’s dick was still hard, and looked very fuckable to the pegasi of the room.

Shortly after Rainbow Dash reached her climax, she hovered off the purple rod. Twilight herself couldn’t take any more, but her cock still wanted more. Both pegasi were smiling at each other as they got Twilight ready for a night of fun.

~Dood~

Rainbow Dash woke up on the floor of the room, her head felt like she was run over by a herd of buffalo, the feeling in her legs felt like she screwed each of them too; she walked around until she found a bathroom and went to splash water on her face. Trying to remember what happened, she heard a groan from behind her. Looking back, she saw her friend Twilight laying on top of her hero Spitfire and everything that happened last night rushed back to her like a tidal wave.

“Oh crap.” Rainbow Dash muttered, remembering that she and the wonderbolt rode Twilight through at least thirteen orgasms that night, 'she's not gonna be able to walk today, and the hangover she'll have will be murder for her' Rainbow thought. Still trying to keep herself stable, Rainbow Dash went over and noticed that Twilight’s penis was soft but still buried in Spitfire’s honey pot.

“Twilight, wake up,” Rainbow Dash said, hearing her friend groan in response.

“Ow, my head, someone turn the sun off,” Twilight mumbled, trying to bury her face in the couch. Spitfire mumbled something as well, but Rainbow couldn’t hear it.

“Come on Twilight, we have to get back to Ponyville, everypony will be worried,” Rainbow Dash said. Twilight’s eyes opened wide and she fled into the bathroom. Rainbow Dash chuckled at the sight of this, muttering “light-weight” as she turned her attention to the Wonderbolt who was now awake.

“I gotta admit, I have had a few better romps, but that was definitely the most unique thing I have ever done,” Spitfire said, reclining on the sticky couch. Rainbow Dash sat down below it, trying to think straight despite the drums pounding in her head.

“Hey Twilight, did those friends of yours teach you how to eat a pussy out like that?” Spitfire asked, still glowing from the night before.

“Owwie, stupid sun, stupid cider. I was reading a book on mare pleasing to impress Daring, I guess I used it here instead,” Twilight said, getting even more peeved when she heard Rainbow Dash laughing.

“There is seriously a book on how to have sex with a mare? That’s rich.” The cyan pegasus laughed, but the orange mare above her was curious instead.

“What’s the title, hon?” Spitfire asked.

“One Million Ways to Please Any Girl for Awkward Individuals by M. Hawke; now please stop shouting,” Twilight said, still trying to find some aspirin.

“Hawke? I remember that griffin; she has some pretty magical talons. I might drop by your library to read it, and to get another feel of you if your adventurer is okay with me playing with her things,” Spitfire said, chuckling. All laughter was cut short when they heard Twilight vomit into the porcelain bowl, “Boy, she is a lightweight,” Spitfire commented.

Author's Note

So This is the Spitfire (and Rainbow Dash) Chapter, Thank You ANonponyDASHIE for proof-reading and doing those delightful comments on the side of the page so I know perfectly well what I did wrong.

Takes me forever to do this, huh? Between Borderlands, the newest patch of Pokemon, MoP, and finding a job. This ain't easy, espacially when I found out I can't seem to do past tense to save my life.

Cheers, dood.

EDIT: stuff...like Quote Commas

Edit: I am going to go on with the Thunderlane Chapter, as I just thought up a premise for that, please get your torch and pitchfork and wait in Line B if you wish to kill me. Thank You, dood.