Twilight's Misadventures, and Apologies to the Readers.

by Fusion Fool the 3rd

Chapter Six: Private Investigator Luna, Ho!

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[{Palace Maid/Lunar Guards/Dumbcolt}Implied F/M/M/M with a strap-on][{Twilight/Nightmare Moon, Twilight/Luna}F/Futa, Size Increase, Mind Control]

Four mares gathered around an elegant silver table in the Carousel Boutique, they were concerned about something related to their studious friend. “So, anypony else find this a little strange?” Applejack asked.

Rarity took a sip from her tea. “Indeed, dear, Twilight is hiding something juicy and it might be in our best interests to know what this is,” Rarity said, glaring at Rainbow Dash who is giggling at the unicorn’s choice of words.

“Maybe we shouldn’t find out about it, it could hurt her faith in us,” Fluttershy said, giving her friends passing glances before staring at her tea cup.

“It’s Twilight being Twilight; I don’t see the problem,” Rainbow Dash said. Applejack and Rarity both gave her a confused stare.

“So it’s normal for our friend, who is so socially inept that she has to read a book on friendship, to be having sex with mares on a regular basis?” Applejack asked. Rainbow Dash gave an awkward smile in response.

“So we know that Twilight has slept with Trixie, Pinkie Pie, Lyra, and that pegasus with the pith helmet,” Rarity explained.

“That pegasus with the pith helmet is Daring Do, from the stories,” Rainbow Dash said, all the ponies turned to the blue pegasus in confusion.

“Daring Do is fictional, isn’t she?” Fluttershy asked. Rainbow Dash shook her head.

“Daring and Twilight met at the Princess’ Ball for Eggheads, ever since then they have been dating in-between Daring’s adventures,” Rainbow Dash said.

“I see, but what about Pinkie? She has been hanging around the library more often,” Fluttershy asked. Rainbow Dash shrugged.

“Pinkie might be trying to steal Twilight from Daring Do, but maybe Pinkie sees something in Twilight we don’t?” Rainbow Dash answers.

Applejack slammed her hooves on the table. “How do you know so much about this? Maybe you know why this nonsense is happening to Twilight, and why the number of parties Pinkie throws a week has dropped, apparently to go have sex with Twi,” She yelled. Rainbow Dash stood up to meet the farmer’s gaze, while Fluttershy hid from the sudden outburst.

“I don’t need to tell you,” Rainbow Dash retorted, the two mares glared at each other.

“You invited Twilight to Cloudsdale for the Wonderbolt’s show, correct? Maybe something happened there, involving a certain Wonderbolt,” Rarity said, her eyes sparkled at the sound of gossip about a celebrity.

“Nothing happened up there, we just watched the show, talked to some of the Wonderbolts, and left,” Rainbow Dash forcibly replied, worry etched on her face.

“Something did happen, I can see it now. Our poor Twilight was taken by one of the Wonderbolts and became their pet, possibly Soarin’s, maybe Spitfire’s since Twilight has been doing these things with mares,” Rarity said, her friends simply stared at her.

“That didn’t happen, Rarity, me and Twilight had a few ciders with Spitfire,” Rainbow Dash said; soon regretting that as Rarity now met her face to face.

“So, you are saying that you, Twilight, and Spitfire got drunk; you began to talk about each other’s sex lives, and then it went off into sex,” Rarity said, with an understanding smile on her face. Applejack and Fluttershy looked in awe at Rarity’s deduction skills.

“Yea, but I don’t like Twilight like that. It was a spur of the moment kind of thing,” Rainbow tried to explain, rubbing her neck.

“That would still mean you know why Pinkie, Daring, and apparently Trixie are all clamoring for a piece of Twilight,” Applejack replied, staring the blue pegasus down.

“Yea, but Twilight’s very self-conscious about it; not even the Princess or Spike knows,” Rainbow Dash said, making the three other mares gasps.

“What in tarnation is Twilight trying to hide so dear that not even the her mentor, Princess Celestia, is aware of? I thought the Princess knows everything about that mare,” Applejack asked, watching Rainbow Dash with a critical eye.

“Dear me, Twilight's first time was while she was in school, has multiple mares going after her, this has those delightful Neighpon novels written all over it,” Rarity squeed as she clapped her hooves together.

“It does seem weird for Twilight to be doing these things. Maybe we should ask her,” Fluttershy suggested.

“Ah don’t think that will work, Twilight will probably try and keep this a secret till it makes her go crazy, then say something about it,” Applejack explained; her friends nodded in agreement.

“So all we know is that Twilight is good with mares and starting to grow a harem for reasons she probably isn’t aware of,” Rarity said. Rainbow Dash shook her head.

“I don’t think Twilight is even aware of the harem part, she is just annoyed by Pinkie coming in randomly. I don’t even think this was all planned out and just a ‘kind of happens’ sort of thing,” Rainbow Dash said, the girls mumbled in acceptance of the daredevil’s answer.

“So we should try and figure out Twilight’s secret, shall we? I don’t think Pinkie will be of any help so we may have to try the source of all this; despite her protests,” Rarity said, Applejack and Fluttershy nodded. Rainbow Dash just gave Rarity an empty stare.

“Ah need to head back to the farm, catch ya girls later,” Applejack said, leaving the store.

“I’m going to head off too, can’t be a Wonderbolt if I’m talking about secrets!” Rainbow
Dash yelled behind her, as she flew out the door behind Applejack.

As Rainbow Dash flew by she spotted Thunderlane talking to Cloudchaser; the mare was definitely laughing about something, while the colt looked as if he dodged a bullet. With a shrug, Rainbow Dash flew off.

~Dood~

Canterlot Palace, home to the Sister Rulers of Equestria. the marble halls of the mountain side castle were often vacant with the exception of the patrolling guard or a servant keeping the castle clean for their benevolent monarchs. A maid was levitating a tray of cookies, trying to not let a single crumb fall; her destination was the princesses’ study, where they conversed and relaxed. The blue unicorn mare steadily walked to the doors, the large golden door itself wasn’t exactly intimidating, but the two white pegasi stallions in golden armor were. Steeling herself, she walked up to the door. The guards were staring at the poor mare, seeing the tray of pastries, they nodded and opened the door for her. She walked in to see the Princesses talking. Princess Celestia gave the maid a pleasant glance before resuming her conversation with her sister.

“We fail to understand what goes through the minds of these ponies, do we not have servants that screen for these sorts of laws?” The Night Princess asked, reading a scroll. The Solar Princess say opposite to her reading a different scroll; between the two was a large pile of scrolls that the maid assumed is the scrolls they need to look at eventually.

“I have led these ponies for many years, and I still struggle to understand them completely. What happened to the innocence that they once had?” Celestia exclaimed, sighing as she levitates a stamp with denied on it. The maid continued her trek over to see that both stamps with accepted on them are starting to gather dust next to the frequently used denied stamps.

“Sister, what is a ‘clop’? Isn’t that the sound of hooves walking on stone?” Luna asked, slowly levitating the denied stamp.

“In these days, clop is often used to describe masturbation,” Celestia explained, Luna gasped and start to colour the scroll she was holding with the denied stamp. The white Alicorn continued to stamp each scroll with denied, giving each a glance before looking sadly at the large pile of scrolls, each with the princess’ seal of failure. “I would kill for one of Twilight’s lessons on friendship, just to break the tedium,” Celestia said, she heard a gasp from the maid, who slowly levitated the tray of cookies next to them as she bolted out the door.

“Was that mare alright? We do not think thou protege's letters are that good, they are good but not something to kill for,” Luna asked, she gave the door a passing glance before fixing her gaze upon her sister.

“The recent media is probably the culprit, the paper and some of the graphic books that came out recently as well,” Celestia muttered, levitating a scroll for her to read. Her eyes went wide upon reading those words and burned the scroll. “I think we need to re-evaluate the ponies that view these ‘laws-to-be’ and see if they really are doing their jobs,” Celestia said.

Luna gave her a worried look, “What is the matter, sister?” Luna asked.

Celestia shook her head and gave a weak smile. “I think it’s time to retire, these scrolls would give even Discord a migraine,” Celestia answered, rubbing her head with a hoof.

“Very well, but we would still like to know why these laws keep getting past the councilors,” Luna said, Celestia gave a quiet laugh as the two left the study and walked out the door.

“So how is your faithful student?” Luna asked, as the two made their way to Celestia’s bedroom.

“I’d like to say that she is fine, but I feel like she is hiding something from me, far more than usual. I recall a time when she was a filly, I was going to help her bathe in the royal baths as a simple gesture of kindness. I thought her use of magic when I first met her was surprising, the moment I walked to the baths she levitated me and yelled ‘Don’t come in’ and threw me out of the baths. Of course that’s when all these ‘Molestia’ rumors started to spread, all because of an innocent gesture,” The white alicorn sighed, “But now, I’m lucky to see a sentence from her. Her last letter was ‘Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned that as much as I desire to help another pony, I can’t do every-‘and then a lot of scribbles, Twilight would have a heart attack before sending anything like that to anypony, much less me,” Celestia exclaimed.

Luna gave a quizzical look, “That’s rather odd. We have read the other reports of thy student, and she is extremely neat and proper when it comes to such things.”

“Speaks paragraphs about myself when the best parts of my day include sleep, spending time with you, and reading my faithful student’s homework,” Celestia giggled.

Luna joined her in the merriment, until they reached the doors to Celestia’s chambers. “We shall see you later, sister. Have a good night,” Luna said, Celestia bid her a good night as well as she shut the door behind her softly, Luna began her journey to the throne room to begin Night Court.

~Dood~

"We wish to end this foal for attempting to talk us into allowing him to build a pony farm." Luna thought, as she looked upon the blue unicorn stallion with a milk bottle for a cutie mark, her two night guards were also confused by the stallion’s proposal as their black bat wings couldn’t decide whether to be fully erect or fall flat by their sides.

“As you can see from this chart, there are literally thousands of mares in comparison to the mere hundred or hundreds of stallions in Equestria. If we make a ranch made to house some of the more obedient mares, we can safely keep them from going on a stampede during the summer heat, and if a family needs a child or a stallion is looking for a good time, they can go there,” The stallion said with a big smile on his face.

The Princess of the Stars and the Moon gave him a dead stare that even intimidated her own guards, “We do not think we understand thee, but allow us just to simplify it for ourselves. Thou wish to capture and train mares against their will simply because there are more mares than there are colts. Then thou wish to use them to sell to stallions in a way that is meant to be an act done by two ponies that love each other, an act that was once sacred to the night. Or for a means to allow the would-be mother to watch her spouse fornicate a common whore so that the couple could have a child; is this the ‘gist’ of what thou is telling us?” Luna asked. The stallion smiled and nodded. Luna whistled to her guards and gave them a wink. The two guards were now smiling.

“Our sister would never approve of this on any basis, and we would agree. but for a stallion such as thou spout such nonsense to us, we are willing to give thou a chance,” Luna said. The stallion perked his ears up to listen to the princess’ words, “As you may know, the palace gates are a 20 minute walk, but 5 minute run from thy current position. We shall give thou ten seconds head start. If thou reach the gates before my guards catch you, we shall grant you the land and mares required to make your dream possible. But if our guards catch thou before thou reach the gate, they have our full permission to do to thou what thou had planned to have done to the mares of your dream farm.” The colour started to fade from the stallion’s face, he turned to see the guards grinning from ear to ear. The princess cleared her throat to continue, “A fair warning; my guards do not care for the gender barrier, and since they are guardians of my night, they are easily faster than your average pegasus. You may start fleeing for your virginity, now,” Luna stated as the door opened. The stallion didn’t think twice as he bolted through the door.

The guards looked up to their mistress expectantly, she looked to them both. “When thou catch whatever that was, take him to either your quarters, or the maid’s bunkhouse. We hear that the maid’s would like something to cheer about and that they adore those same sex romance books, specifically the kind with two or more colts,” She said. The two black winged pegasi nodded and flew after the stallion. After 3 minutes of waiting, Luna heard a startled shriek coming from the castle gardens. She turned her head to witness her guards now holding the struggling unicorn and flying him off to put on a show for the maids.

“Excellent, we hope the maids like the show those three will perform for them,” She said with a smile, as a scribe walked in to the throne room.

“Your highness, that was your last petitioner for the night, would you like to retire early?” the small orange mare asked, her blue mane covering her eyes. Luna nodded as she stood from the throne and stepped down to meet the castle scribe.

The two mares walked past a door connected to where the bunkhouse was, the scribe blushed as she heard male grunts and the happy laughter of the maids themselves. “I think the night guard should stop having their fun with the maids, it’s bad enough with all the romance novels that Princess Celestia lets them keep, but the fact that those bat ponies go in there and have a good time with whatever mare they want is absurd,” The scribe stated.

Luna merely smiled, as they reach the Night Princess’ chambers. “Good night, loyal Quill Pen. We shall speak with thee tomorrow.”

Luna felt restless however, the thought that her guards were being active made her think of herself. 'We have been on the moon for a thousand years and yet we haven’t thought about what we desire. We are sure Celestia has had a few ponies she has cared for,' she thought as she fell on her bed.

An idea came to her as she tried to get comfortable, 'We’re sure our sister wouldn’t mind if we merely viewed the dreams of our subjects,' she thought. She got comfortable as her horn began to glow, allowing her to astral-project herself, feeling the weight of her body leave her, she floated above her body, sleeping soundly as she traveled. She wanted to check on the progress of her guards, and made way to the Maid’s Bunkhouse.

She saw her guards curled up around the poor colt they captured, one guard was clutching the unicorn from behind, evidently with his member still in use within the rectum of the fool. The other was holding the same unicorn from the other side. Luna couldn’t help but chuckle at the one stray maid that was wearing a false penis, firmly hilted into the backside of one of her guards, mumbling in her sleep as she held onto the guard. all except the perverted unicorn were smiling contentedly.

With that bit of fun had, she felt her presence flow towards Ponyville. Merely two miles out of Canterlot was a wagon, with various blue ornaments around it. Luna sensed a unicorn within the wagon and decided to view the dream itself.

The dream itself was of the blue unicorn performing on stage for many ponies. Her tales of feats were remarkable and the tricks themselves were rather interesting. As the show closed, Luna floated behind curtain to see the same blue mare being petted by Celestia’s protege, the only primary difference was that Twilight was now wearing Trixie’s hat. “You did well, Trixie. Mistress is proud of you,” Twilight said, letting the mare now called Trixie kiss her.

“I don’t think I could have done it without you, Mistress,” Trixie proclaimed, still nuzzling Twilight’s neck. The magician gave the purple mare a pleading look before Twilight nodded in acceptance. With a gleeful smile, Trixie lowered her head to Twilight’s haunches to lick at her essence, hearing quiet moans from the purple mare. Luna looked on with a confused expression as she saw the blue mare ‘eat Twilight out’ as they say. Luna had enough of this weird fantasy and left Trixie’s dreams, unaware of the bulge growing from Twilight’s crotch.

“That was a peculiar dream, perhapes there are dreams that do not include fornication,” Luna told herself as she flew to Ponyville.

As she landed in Ponyville, she decided to check on her saviors from Nightmare Moon, starting with the fashionista. She flew to the decorated building and searched for the ivory mare. The Mare seemed to be in a pleasant dream; Luna dove in to view her fantasies.

The sight was a fashion show in Canterlot, Rarity and her friends, the other bearers, were dressed in the clothes they wore at the grand galloping gala.

“Thank you all, thank you so much for loving my designs!” Rarity cried, she opened her eyes to see that the cameras were not on her, but were on whatever was happening behind her. Rarity turned to see her friends making out with each other. Rainbow Dash had Pinkie pinned to the ground as the two kissed aggressively, while Twilight and Fluttershy were kissing each other as Applejack licked and kissed either of the mares, with Twilight’s attention shifting to the farmer, and Fluttershy giving Twilight love bites on her open neck, Rarity looked on in confusion as Pinkie and Rainbow Dash started to walking over to her seductively to kiss her.

Rarity woke up with a scream. The shock itself sent Luna flying out the walls of the fabulous home. Luna looked back in confusion as to what had happened. “Why did her fantasy randomly include her friends kissing and frolicking on the stage of her finest hour? Is it in the town’s water supply? We must speak to Celestia about this when we return,” Luna murmured as she re-evaluated her location, she was by an apple orchard. “The one known as Applejack lives here, what is her fantasy?” She told herself as she floated into the farmhouse. When she finally found Applejack, she noticed that she was tossing and turning. Without a second thought, Luna dove into Applejack’s dreamscape.

She found Applejack kicking apple trees, when she saw Applebloom and her friends walking towards her. “Hey Applejack, me and the girls wanna be Cutie Mark Crusader Librarians, but when we walked in, We saw Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and Twilight doing these weird things with their tongues, hooves, and some toys. Is that normal?” Applebloom asked. Applejack was speechless, and scared that she would have to explain the birds and the bees so soon.

“Maybe we can get a cutie mark that way, if Rainbow Dash is doing it, it must be awesome,” Scootaloo said with a spring in her step.

“We can ask them for pointers, maybe they’ll let us join them!” Sweetie Bell exclaimed, rather happy about the notion. Applejack’s eyes went wide as her friends talked about this subject like it was another adventure, while her own mouth refused to let her speak.

“CUTIE MARK CRUSADER SEX SYMBOLS! YAY!” the three shouted in happiness as they dashed off, Applejack finally muttered a quiet “no” as she chased after the three fillies heading towards the library. Try as she might, the path stretched before her, preventing her from advancing, as her sister and friends were eagerly scooped up into the library by Rainbow Dash and Pinkie, leading forward towards Twilight, who had several dildos levitating around her.

“NO!” Applejack yelled, waking up from her nightmare, again throwing Luna out of the dreamscape and across Ponyville. She looked to the bed next to her to find Applebloom sound asleep.

“You okay, Applejack?” Big Mac asked from the bed one across from her own.

“I’m fine, just a bad dream,” Applejack claimed, trying to get back to sleep.

Luna shook her head in anger, “Is everypony here thinking about intercourse?” she shouted, knowing full well that no one could hear her.

She stormed to a Cloud house that was nearby to find Rainbow Dash sleeping in her bed, and simply jumped into her dreams.

Luna saw a racetrack that covered the land, with several members of the Wonderbolts racing along its track. One of these Wonderbolts had a rainbow streak coming from her instead of the usual cloud trail.

“The winner for the 20th time this year is RAINBOW DASH!” the announcer called as the crown roared and cheered for the rainbow-maned pony, the daredevil made a few victory laps that ended with a Sonic Rainboom, the only thing that could overpower the sound of her fans cheering and screaming for her. Luna followed Dash to a dressing room to meet Captain Spitfire, there and give each other a long kiss. Luna thought this was odd as Spitfire wasn’t wearing her uniform.

“Nice race, we’re going to give you an extra special treat for breaking the track record for the 7th time in a row,” She said with a wink as she opened the door.

Luna had to rub her eyes with her hooves as she saw the display in the dressing room, the room itself was just Rainbow Dash merchandise with autographed pictures of herself, (Can YOU guess who autographed them?) but the strangest sight was that of Daring Do and Twilight having sex on the couch.

“Sorry, we started a little early. Twilight –yes- can hardly contain herself –oh- being in your dressing room, Dash. Hope youuuu don’t mind,” Daring said as Twilight thrust her hips into the mustard-coated mare. Twilight seemed to be holding Daring's legs to her sides with her forelimbs while she thrust what Luna assumed to be a toy similar to what the maid used on one of her guards.

“If you want Dash, there is plenty of me to go around,” Twilight said with a seductive tone as her horn glowed, Rainbow Dash and Spitfire was ushered in by two more Twilights, standing on their hind legs extremely well, both equipped with two penises each. Rainbow Dash gave Spitfire a kiss on the lips while a free hoof attempted to rub the dual equipment of one of the copies.

Luna ran and didn’t look back, “Why is Twilight becoming a reoccurring theme here? True, all she did in Rarity’s dream was make out with Fluttershy and Applejack, but why does she have a bigger presence in other mare’s dreams?” she told herself. She flew to Twilight’s library to find out what was going on.

Luna found Twilight in the embrace of the same mustard coloured pony from Rainbow Dash’s dream. “Odd” she muttered as Twilight snuggled deeper in the adventurer’s embrace. She dove into Twilight's mind to see what she was dreaming about.

Luna appeared in what she assumed to be a study, a quick glance around the room and she noticed that there were countless shelves with books lining them. She found Twilight with the same pony holding her in reality lying in front of a fireplace, reading a book, and drinking some hot cocoa. The two read in quiet peace as Daring kissed Twilight’s cheek, who returned the affection as they snuggled close together with a book between them.

The Night Princess smiled at the sight of the couple and left Twilight’s dream. “Maybe we were imagining things. Twilight can’t be the reason why her friends and a random showmare are having dirty dreams,” She said, as she floated away. She stopped when she saw a rather suspicious bump in Twilight’s sheets; she then remembered the dream with Rainbow Dash and blushed intensely.

“It can’t possibly be true, there hasn’t been a mare like that since our time, or that we know of,” Luna told herself. She glanced back at the bed bump, she couldn’t go to confirm her suspicions since she was astral-projecting. It was decided that she should fly back to the castle and confirm this with her sister.

~Dood~

“I have known my student since she was a filly; she doesn’t have a penis, Luna,” Celestia deadpanned.

Luna shifted in her seat as she recalled the events of the dreams she was in. “Possibly coincidence, remember that Twilight and her friends have grown close, and saved Equestria twice while assisting in Equestria’s third saving. I'm sure they all have suitors of both genders coming to them. And I must say I didn’t need to hear the showmare’s fantasy about my student,” Celestia explained.

“Then how about we go obtain proof of this? That your student is a trap among mares. Your admiral has a few words for that subject we do believe,” Luna claimed, earning a royal facehoof from her sister.

“If you can prove that my student is like the mare from over a thousand years ago, then sure. I’ll admit that my pupil is a stallion or a hermaphrodite as you claim her to be,” Celestia stated, levitating her glass to her lips as she drank, some of the maids blushing from the conversation the princesses had.

“Then we shall visit her tonight to prove this to you,” Luna stated, Celestia merely shrugged, as they returned to the royal duties. Luna planning on how she will expose Twilight, not to the public, but to show Celestia what her student has been hiding.

~Dood~

Twilight yawned as she got ready to go to bed, Daring was sent to a meeting in a museum, thus Twilight would be alone tonight, well not exactly alone if Pinkie tries anything. As she walked to the bed, the window shot open. Twilight jumped back, hitting the bed with her butt as she saw the Night Princess walking in through the window.

“Princess Luna? What a surprise! But why are you here? Would you like a drink? I am such a bad host right now,” Twilight stammered, running down the stairs to the kitchen, only to trip and fall on her face at the bottom. Luna rushed to see if Twilight was okay. “I’m fine,” Twilight got up and limped as fast as she could to the kitchen, with a worried princess following her.

“Are you sure you are alright?” Luna asked, Twilight nodded as she levitated some tea and boiled water, while trying to find something for the two to eat.

“I’m sorry, but all that I have is hay fries. I didn’t know you were going to visit,” Twilight said, putting on an awkward smile.

Luna gave the mare a passive scowl. “We shall be blunt with you Twilight Sparkle,” Luna stated as Twilight poured them each a cup of tea. “Based on what we have found. We believe that you are a stallion,” As soon as Luna was finished, Twilight quickly turned her head to the right and spat her tea out onto the wall.

Twilight gave herself a few breaths before continuing. “I’m sorry? I-I am not stallion,” she stated as Luna leaned in closer over the table.

“We found you with an odd bed bulge when you slept with your marefriend,” Luna said.

Twilight gave the princess an awkward look before taking another sip of her tea. “That actually speaks more about you being a pervert or a stalker than me being a colt. No offense, your highness,” Twilight said.

Luna realized her words, with eyes wide, and tried to pick her next sentence carefully. “We are the princess of the night, thus dreams are our domain, and after viewing your friend’s dreams, we-“Luna was interrupted by Twilight trying to hide under the table.

"I’m sorry about that but that still speaks more about you being nosy and a stalker by doing that,” Twilight said, her words didn’t mean any ill will but held fear; despite this statement, her actions spoke louder.

“Prove that I am wrong, Twilight Sparkle,” The Princess demanded, crossing her hooves over the table.

Twilight cowered under the stare Luna is giving her, as she tried to stand on her hind legs. “See nothing,” She said triumphantly.

“We could have sworn, maybe it was just a really weird fantasy of your friend Rainbow Dash to enjoy a mare with a penis, but then why didn’t Spitfire or Daring have one each as well?” Luna asked rather loudly as Twilight’s blush darkened.

“I wouldn’t know, maybe she prefers some mares as mares and some as colts, we’ll never know,” Twilight said, as Luna drank her tea in a single sip, shaking off the heat it contained.

“We are sorry for bothering you, Celestia was right all along,” Luna said as another jet of searing liquid shot from Twilight’s lips and hit the kitchen wall.

“That was peculiar; may we inquire about that sudden outburst?” Luna asked as Twilight used her magic to grab a cloth to clean the mess.

“Nope, it burned my tongue that’s all,” Twilight lied, but she noticed Luna wasn’t fooled.

Twilight made her way to help Luna out the door, she felt a familiar sensation, and it felt like a burden was released from her body. She immediately paused in her tracks, as Luna turned to her “Twilight Sparkle, is there something the matter?” Luna asked, as Twilight muttered an apology and shook her head.

As Twilight moved to the door, she heard a gasp from her side, she turned to see Luna looking at her hooves. “We knew it,” she said. Twilight dropped onto her belly to hide her member.

“I’m sorry, Princess. I can explain this, please don’t tell anyone, especially not Princess Celestia,” Twilight begged, as Luna looked down upon the pony before her.

“This is simply like the last time; there was a mare like you, except she was far more accepting of this, she would go for any mare she wanted, and if a stallion annoyed her, she’d steal their spouses or marefriends, or unfortunately rape the poor colt if he was single,” Luna explained, Twilight gave a grimaced look after hearing that. “Who else knows about this?” the dark blue alicorn asked, as Twilight raised her head to meet Luna’s eyes.

“Two doctors from a hospital in Canterlot, a doctor and a nurse in Ponyville, my parents, Lyra, Pinkie Pie, Spike, Rainbow Dash, Daring Do, Trixie, and Spitfire. The some mares that did find out came on to me, that includes the nurse that saw this last year for my usual check-up, not my mother of course,” Twilight stated.

Luna nodded her head in confirmation. “I see, this will work out much better than the time with the mare, Great Canopy. Where she loved sex and always tried to get into somepony’s bed, you actually try to hide this, thus making it less of a headache when the mares you have laid with give birth,” Luna said with a smile, as she paced in the library.

“I’m sterile” Twilight said, causing Luna to turn her head to the purple mare. “I can’t impregnate ponies.”

“Odd, then you would be mating with them for no reason other than pleasure, that doesn’t make sense, the previous mare did, and she alone populated 10% of Equestria back in our time,” Luna stated, as Twilight sucked in a breath.

“I doubt that will happen to you Twilight Sparkle, as long as you don’t go around Ponyville ruining couple’s lives,” Luna stated.

“Okay,” Twilight relaxed herself and used her magic to open the door for Luna “Have a safe flight, Princess.”

“Farewell Twilight Spark-Urk” Luna jerked, as she fell to the ground, a hoof holding her head.

Twilight walked over to help the Princess. “Speak to me, are you alright?” Twilight asked as the alicorn turned her gaze to the purple mare, instead of blue open eyes like any normal pony would have, she had cat-like irises, her coat turning a slightly darker sheen of blue.

“Missed me?” Nightmare Moon laughed, as she stood in the library. Twilight backed up to a corner as Luna loomed over her, the Princess appeared normal but with sinister presence and cruel voice.

“But we saved Luna, you were defeated, how did this happen?” Twilight asked while trying to find an escape.

“Luna and I are one and the same, little mare,” The Nightmare stated as she walked towards Twilight, her mane became alive and grabbed Twilight before she could make a break for it.

Nightmare Moon twitched as Luna fought back for control, while holding Twilight within her warped mane. She winced as she held Twilight triumphantly, “You mare, will become my servant. You disobey, and you will suff- what on the moon is that?” The Nightmare asked, as she glanced down between Twilight’s hind legs, which Twilight struggled to cover to no avail.

The dark alicorn smirked, “So, the weakling found herself a toy to play with,” She claimed, poking the purple member with her hoof.

“No, we are not like that, let me go!” Twilight shouted with her face flushed by Nightmare’s accusation.

“Celestia’s toy then, I’m sure she loves the cute mares, especially one that is equipped to hold her large rump as you fill her whorish cunt,” The Alicorn laughed, as she began to rub Twilight’s dick along the length with her hoof.

“Stop making these accusations, I’m not doing anything with the princesses. Princess Luna just found out!” Twilight yelled, but this only sparked an idea within her mind as she continued to play with the member.

Nightmare Moon’s features sported a smirk. “Then we shall have to introduce ourselves a bit better.”

Twilight hesitated as she saw Nightmare Moon’s mouth open and threaten to consume her member. “Are you sure you wanna do that, how about we cuddle, you turn back into Luna and Equestria lives happily ever after?”

“You do not wish to mate with royalty, young one? Many would jump at the chance, and you will soon find out why.” Anti-Luna smirked.

The black alicorn opened her mouth to allow the purple cock into her maw. Twilight began to writhe in the Moon goddess’ grip as she felt her tongue play with her urethra, her senses were taken over by the warmth of Nightmare Moon’s mouth.

The purple mare began to buck her hips, in order to get the Dark Alicorn to take more of her inside. The gesture hadn’t gone unnoticed, but Nightmare Moon wouldn’t allow this weakling the chance to try to dominate her. The magical aura surrounding Twilight’s limbs faded away as she floated back down to the ground. With her limbs now free, Twilight tried to hold the moon goddess below her and thrust as much of her cock down Nightmare’s throat as she could, while she began to lick and suckle the dark empress’ horn.

Nightmare Moon’s annoyance that this unicorn had the audacity to use her mouth in such a way was surpassed by the pleasure of Twilight’s oral ministrations and her own libido yelling at her to mount this mare. She took great joy in the taste of Twilight’s cock, as Twilight forced her superior to deep throat her dick.

“I’m cumming,” Twilight cried, giving Nightmare one last thrust, forcing all her spunk to travel into the alicorn’s stomach. The purple mare held her position for a few moments, with the moon goddess’ nose pressed against her fur as she deposited the last of her seed, then released the larger pony and falling on her rump.

“You foal, did you think that would satisfy me?” Nightmare Moon scowled, Twilight flinched and tried to move away from the alicorn only to be grabbed again by her magic. “You seem ready to perform again. I am pleased with your output, but did you think that such a small size would be enough?” She flicked the unicorn’s hard member as her horn began to shine an eerie blue colour.

Twilight felt a strange pain in her crotch, as if she was being pulled by an unknown force, she opened her eyes and saw Nightmare Moon salivating. She looked down to see her member had grown even larger than before, it was now nearly nineteen inches long and five inches thick. “There we go, fit for royalty,” the dark alicorn panted, as her magic carried Twilight into the bedroom.

She released her grip on Twilight and sat down with her back end facing the purple mare, her tail moved out of the way to give Twilight a better look at her winking sex. “Do you need an invitation? Please me like the good little mare that you are!” Nightmare shouted.

Twilight was hesitant, but as her hooves began to rub the larger pony’s lunar cutie mark, Twilight rubbed her prick along alicorn’s slit. “You dare tease your better? I will flay your flesh if you are not inside-” Twilight panicked and had thrust herself hilt deep. “MEEEEE!” She screamed as the sudden intrusion took Nightmare by surprise. She could already feel the member threatening her womb.

“Oh my, bigger than I expected,” Nightmare muttered, as Twilight thrust deeper into her with reckless abandon.

Twilight was speechless, all she could do was thrust wildly into the evil goddess. She felt the walls of the alicorn constrict her painfully, desperate for the same treatment the goddess’s mouth had received earlier.

Nightmare Moon had another thought, she grinned as her horn shined again. Twilight felt a new pain, her muscles began to work harder like she was in the ‘Running of the Leaves’ again but was forced to sprint the entire way while she carried Princess Celestia on her back. She nearly blacked out, but she continued her pace of entering and leaving Nightmare’s warmth, as a sticky liquid splattered her lower regions.

Twilight eyes came back to focus as she saw Nightmare Moon, an evil she defeated with the help of her friends, now drooling onto the floor, thrusting back to meet her own movements. Twilight also noticed that she was moving faster, each time her groin met the fallen princess’s hind quarters, there was a sting of pain that was drowned out by the pleasure of the Alicorn’s vagina massaging and sucking her cock.

There was no warning this time, even as Twilight continued to hilt herself with the evil goddess, she came hard, flooding the Mare of the Moon’s orifice with whatever she had left to give. Nightmare’s second orgasm hit her just as hard as when she had ‘enhanced’ Twilight’s body, her juices mixed with the purple mare’s cum as it dripped onto the floor.

’Now for the weakling to have some fun,’ Nightmare thought, as she breathed a shaky sigh. Her fur began to return to its dark blue colouration, and her eyes lost its draconic features. Luna snapped back into reality as she felt Twilight battering her backside like a wild animal.

“Twilight!” Luna cried as she backed up and rode Twilight to her next orgasm, the purple mare lost her control as she felt the large blue backside crash into her over and over, she tried to thrust back only to lose out to the moon princess’s feverish bouncing.

Twilight was trapped underneath the blue alicorn. The pain her crotch was receiving from Luna’s hectic riding, and how desperately the Moon Princess was trying to milk more of Twilight’s cock with her silt was almost too much.

“Luna?” Twilight muttered as her vision faded into blackness. Before falling unconscious, she could feel that Luna had cum particularly hard, which caused Twilight’s small lower body to support the much larger alicorn’s entire weight.

~Dood~

Twilight awoke in a hospital bed, with Doctor Stable and Princess Luna talking to each other, she heard her friends on the other side of the door, talking to each other. The two noticed as Twilight woke up and opened the door for her friends to enter.

“So Miss. Sparkle, I have good news, great news, and bad news,” Doctor Stable said, as Twilight’s friends gathered. “Which would you like to hear first?”

Luna levitated Twilight into a wheelchair with her entire lower body in a cast. She looked to her friends and the Princess who was there and sighed, “Great news I guess, then work our way from there?” The Doctor nodded, and levitated a clipboard to his view.

“The great news, is that your upper body is in fantastic shape, it’s better than some earth ponies, and once your legs recover, they should be able to match their physical attributes as well, more or less though,” as he explained that much, Twilight turned to see Pinkie Pie was nearly beaming, with Rainbow Dash trying to keep herself from laughing, “It seems whatever Nightmare Moon did to you, it’s rather permanent.” Her friends gave Twilight and Luna odd stares as Luna tried to avoid the gazes of nearby ponies.

“The good news is that there was minor damage to the groin, so whatever toy you were using at the time, please take care before using them again.” Dr. Stable said, Twilight breathed a sigh of relief when he didn’t mention her secret.

“The bad news is that nearly every bone in the lower half of your body is either broken or cracked so I don’t recommend any actions requiring the use of your hind legs for at least a month.” This news earned a groan from Pinkie, and a more subtle groan from Rainbow Dash. Twilight was actually glad about this news due to the fact that Pinkie won’t harass her for a month or a little longer.

“Very well, thank you doctor,” Twilight said, as Applejack wheeled the purple mare out.

“We must apologize for that, Twilight Sparkle. It has been indeed a thousand years since we laid with a pony. We hope you can forgive me.” Luna said, as she walked with the group. Twilight smiled at the princess and nodded in acceptance.

“So Princess, how was Twilight?” Rarity asked the alicorn, one ear of each pony within a mile radius perked up to listen to the answer.

“She was very good; but Nightmare Moon influenced her body and shut her mind down, so it was like doing it with a frenzied beast, it had no true emotion in it. If we choose to lay with anypony again, we will have some passion involved.”

“I see,” Rarity muttered, looking to her handicapped friend. Luna bid them farewell as they headed to Twilight’s house for a 'Get-better-FAST-Twilight Party'.

~Dood~

Luna went to bed with a happy smile, only for her dreams to be invaded by a sinister presence.

“I am sure Twilight gave you a good romp, and after all she pumped into us, I am rather certain you are with foal,” Nightmare Moon gloated “With her magic within the foal, I’ll take it over and rule Equestria, without your weakness holding me back,” Nightmare laughed victoriously as Luna started to giggle, breaking the evil goddess from her revelry. “What is so amusing, you pathetic whelp?” the Dark mare asked.

“Twilight can’t impregnate mares, her seed lacks that capability,” Luna scoffed, only to watch Nightmare Moon throw a world class tantrum, she was having a rather good dream that night.


Author's Note

Yay another chapter, THANKS to MrJoshy.

LIKE the Trixie rant...I wasn't so sure about the thing with the unicorn and his desire of a whorehouse farm. I thought is was funny at the time, and I wanted an excuse to have a mare hilted in a Stallion's ass (More of that later) I dunno. (please read that I dunno in a similar fashion to Angel from Borderlands 2)

Thank you for reading, and please...if you hate me SOOO BAD. Please follow the following steps to get revenge, dood.
1. Buy Disgaea 4 (skip this step if you already own a copy)
2. Unlock Prinny God rank in character creation.
3. Unlock Painter (guy who changes the colors of your characters, which I don't even have, I heard he is random in Item world floors 50+)
4. Make a Prinny God with a black color scheme and call him Fusion Fool the 3rd
5. Kill him for making bad fan fics. (remember to get the cheaper evility for me so that it only costs you 1 hel to revive me so you can kill me over and over and it wouldn't be that expensive)

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