Heaven? Hell? Nope, Just Racist Ponies

by The Dead DJ

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Dark, Human, Anthro, Comedy, Adventure
Length: 5977

Hi, names Rick and I live in an apocalypse nuked world where everything is danger or dead. But that won't stop me from having a good time. Even if what I call a [i]good time[/i] is getting pay back at a gang of thugs.

Hi, name's Rick and I live in an apocalypse nuked world where everything is dangerous or dead. But that won't stop me from having a good time… Even if what I call a good time is getting pay back at a gang of well armed thugs. And I get payback big time by stealing their newly upgraded truck, tons of supplies, guns, and enough ammo to keep me happy for months. It just gives me a good laugh to get some good payback… That is, until I drive into a portal and and end up on a different planet in a different universe. On this planet, there are racist colorful human like ponies that are the dominant species on this planet. Guess what! That's not it! The ponies think that I kill ponies and eat their fouls! Whoopty fucking doo!

[size=1.0em]Author's Notes:[/size]

I hope you guys like this story. If there's any grammar problems then please let me know. Also, story takes place a week after the events of season 4 finally: Twilight's Kingdom. This story is rated Mature for Gore and Language.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-10-18 00:40:35 UTC

Chapter 1: The Best Day Ever

"Ok, let's look at the list one more time." said Rick, looking down at a crumbled peace of paper.

1. BARTETT M82 50 CAL. and BERETTA 87.[X]

2. Combat Knife. [X]

3. Gas Mask and Gear. [X]

4. Snack. X

5. Ammo. X

6. Backpack, Supplies, and jacket. [X]

"Everything seams to be here. Thank god." mumbled Rick, stuffing the paper in his coat's pocket. He then grabbed his guns off of a old wooden coffee table and got off of an old, stained, and a little torn couch. He then put on his backpack, walked out of an old darken wood door, as soon as Rick got done locking the door, he took a deep breath of the fresh cold morning air.

Of course this deep breath was taken behind a black Toxin Hazard Gas Mask that connected with his Toxin Hazard Suit. He wasn't going anywhere without his hazard suit, especially after a freak storm. Everything was soaked top to bottom the last night's freak storm and the water probably had toxins left in it from the Cold War. Rick knew too much of the effects of toxins and the pain that came with it.

"Perfect day for a sneak attack on those damn thieves." He thought as he looked around to see that it was a gloomy, fogy, damp morning. He had bean planning this attack for three months. Three months sneaking, planning, tricking, and almost getting killed in the process. Rick had made them think he was part of a group that was at least 60 miles away or so. He had tricked the two groups to wage war against each other for various reasons. Rick had this whole thing planned right down to every signal detail. Everything was going according to plan.

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Rick had been hiking down the rocky, muddy, mountain. His Grandpa's old house had bean near the top of the mountain and it had always been tough to get up and down it. But the storm made it even harder to get through. But he finally made it down and began to sneak through the thick, lush trees. He kept his head low as he sneaked through the thick brush of woods.

Rick had memorized these woods when he was a kid and he knew almost every part of his grandpa's land. He knew where the best hunting spots where at and knew where the dear migrated at. These memories where now nothing but a blur of the beautiful and happy times of the past. But now he was in the future of horrors and dangers that plagued the world that Rick now lived in. He sighed and began to move on again, focusing on the glorious plan ahead of him.

It had bean a ruffly two hours until he came to his planed sniping spot. It was in a tree fort big enough to fit him and was in the shade of a larger trees. Plus it was hidden very high that he almost didn't notice it. It also had a full view of the old factory that was the fort of the gang of thugs. The factory was an old, steel rusted, three story building. The factory was a logging facility and was prospering until the war.

There weren't that many patrol as usual. Rick only saw three patrol groups. The groups had five to eight people in each group. They had there particular weapons, like AK-47s and FIVE SEVENs, and M1014s. These weapons where the usual in these groups. But that's not what he was aiming for. Onetime, Rick saw them carrying PKP PECHENEG into the factory. After 30 minutes of playing the waiting and watching game, as he liked to call it, he saw movement up on on the dirt road.

There where three white pickup trucks with gun turrets on the back and a gray armored bus, filled with men. The group began to do a formation of some sort. The bus made a sharp right turn, blocking the road, while two of the trucks parked next to the armored bus. The third tuck was taking out one of the patrol groups. Men started to run out of the armored bus's doors. They then started their assault onto the factory. Rick could make out 25 to 30 men running up the hill, towards the old factory. Rick could make out that some of them had Grenade Launchers on there guns. Now was his time to get into the battle.

Rick Climbed down the rope ladder and ran to the edge of the woods. He then keeled, looking through the scope of his  BARTETT M82 and aimed it at the truck that was killing off the patrol groups. He aimed at the head of the gunner. He pulled the trigger and the gunner fell off of the truck with his head no longer intact with his body. Rick quickly aimed at the driver and pulled the trigger again. The bullet hit the head of the driver, splattering blood allover the trucks windows. The truck had made a quick turn to the right and did some barrel rolls, crushing what was left of the patrol group. Rick then made a fast sprint to the turnover truck and looked over to the battlefield. The rest of the battle was at the front of the building.

"All is according to plan-" His thoughts where interrupted as he heard a faint help me. Rick turned around to see a man on his belly, chocking and coughing up his own blood. He was crawling over to rick, bagging for his help. Rick walked over to him, knelled down and said.

"You know, I heard the same thing come from my friends as you guys tortured them. But lucky for you I have mercy on my enemy, unlike you bastards." at that last word, Rick plunged his Combat Knife into the man's skull, slowly twisting it and plucked it out. Rick then stroked his Combat Knife agents the tall dry grass, cleaning the bit's of brain and blood off.

He got up and ran across the field to the factory's back door. The door was an old rusted steel color and hung on it's rusted hinges. Rick took a step back, raising his foot and slamming it onto the door's doorknob, braking it off. He then grabbed his BERETTA 87 and slammed into the door. Rick aimed down the scope of his BERETTA 87 to find something he didn't expect.

The room had beds along the sides walls, most of them full of bloody bandaged bodies. In the center of the room was a bed with a man in it. The man had his entire right arm torn off and was coughing up blood. Then two man came into the room holding a man on a stretcher. Rick then aimed and fired two shots. They both fell dead to the floor with a bullet wound to the head. Rick then walked through the old factory, aiming his BERETTA 87 at every corner, making sure that there weren't any of those bastards in his way.

When rick opened the door to the garage, his jaw unhinged and he was left gasping at the site that he saw. There where gun racks hanging allover the walls. He could see military boxes of ammo and explosives stacked on top of each other. He saw 2 PKP PECHENEG on a steel table. But then he saw a fully armored juggernaut suit hanging on the wall. He then caught sight of a armored army truck.

"Oh. My. God. I'm in Heaven." said Rick, with an evil grin coming onto his face. He then began to start grabbing everything he could fit into the truck. He grabbed at least one or two of every gun he could get his hands on. Most of what Rick grabbed where assault rifles like M4A1s, M16s, and SCAR Hs. He Grabbed a few of his favorite Pistols like, M1911s and .44 MAGNUMs.

He even grabbed two PKP PECHENEG and 5 big army duffle bags of ammo, equipment, food, and water. He stuffed the armored juggernaut suit into the trunk with over a dozen grenades and a few packs of C4. Rick saw a dozen of three gallon gas cans and filled up the truck with gasoline and found the keys to the truck. He had nearly taken half of all of the things in the garage and stuffed it all into the truck.

He began to hear the battle get closer, as he heard bullets flying in the hall ways. Rick hopped into the truck and started it. The truck gave a loud mighty roar that made rick's evil smile even bigger.

"Booya baby!" said Rick as he slammed his foot onto the gas. (Or as he liked to call it put the pedal to the metal.)

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"Come back here you BITCH!" yelled a man in a black jacket, running after his speeding green army truck. He soon stopped running and fell to his knees.

"See ya latter fuckers!" shouted Rick at the top of his lungs, soon making his way off of the dirt trail and onto the road. He soon began to pick up speed at 30 miles an hour.

"This. is. THE BEST DAY EVER-" Rick was cut off by a bright blinding light that appeared right in front of him. He then felt some sort of energy flowing through every part of his body. And then, in an instant, he felt his whole body being thrown forward. But was stopped by his seat-belt. He felt the wind get knocked out of him at the impact of him and his seat belt.

"God...What happened." mound Rick as he unlock his seat belt and leaned against the truck's door, witch apparently opened. Rick then fell out of the truck and rolled onto his back.

"God why?" mound Rick. He felt like a concussion grenade/flash bang grenade hit him in the head. His vision was very blurry and all he could hear was a high pitch ringing. He got up, aimed his BERETTA 87 and said.

"WHOEVER JUST FUCKING FLASHED BANGED ME IS GOING TO FUCKING DIE!!!"

Chapter 2: Cutie Mark Crusaders Portal Masters

"What are we gonna do now." said a very depress Applebloom. The three crusaders just failed at getting there Cutiemarks, again. Applebloom began to slowly trot away from her two best friends with her head hanging low.

"I got an idea!" squeaked Sweetie Belle happily. Her two friends looked at her, hoping for a good idea.

"We could go to the old sisters castle and maybe find something that can get us are Cutiemarks!" said Sweetie Belle. Applebloom and Scootaloo looked at her as if she had found the answer to all of there problems.

"That's a grate idea Sweetie Belle!" said Applebloom, with her smile back.

"Yeah! This is going to be soooo awesome!" said Scootaloo a little louder then she wanted it to be. She fluttered her wings in excitement.

"But there's only one problem." said Sweetie Belle.

"What's that?" asked Scootaloo, now raising an eyebrow.

"We don't know how to get there." said Sweetie Belle looking down at her hooves.

"Girls, I got the answer to that problem." said Applebloom, putting her hooves around Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle's neck.

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"You want me to do WHAT!" yelled Spike, outraged by what The Cutie Mark Crusaders just asked him to do.

"Do you realize what you just asked me!" yelled Spike. Before the trio could say anything, Spike began complaining again.

"You ask me, ME to be your tour guide through the Everfree Forest, witch may I add is the most dangerous place in all of Equestria!"

"Well if ya put it like that then...yes." squeaked the red maned filly. The three then began to give the CMC cute sad puppy eye at spike.

"Um..." Spike began trying to get his eyes away from the pare of adorable eyes. But it was too much for him to bear.

"Well I do got the day off..." mumbled Spike. The Cutie Mark Crusaders then gave a low 'yes' and then grabbed spike off of his feet and headed towards the Everfree Forest.

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The four now stood in front of the path that lead into the dark and mysterious forest. All four of them gulped at the dark path ahead of them. non of them moved, just stared into the abyss of the forest.

"W-w-why are we d-d-doing this a-again?" asked a trembling Spike. The other three where suffering the same fate. Fear. Applebloom then Shook her head, getting the fear out of her mind and trying to get courage to do something then shiver in fear all day.

"Come on girls, lets go get our Cutiemarks." said Applebloom, then pushing Spike in front of the group, then taking a few steps back. Spike began to tremble even more then ever now.

"Come on g-g-guys, w-we don't have to d-do this." said Spike turning around to see the trio, waiting for him to lead the way.

"Are your Cutiemarks really that impotent?" asked Spike. The three fillies gave him an are you an idiot look. Before he could do anything, the CMC gave an loud 'YES' that nearly sent Spike off of his feet. Spike said nothing and gave a low sigh in response. He then began to walk nervelessly into the Everfree Forest, followed by the three trembling fillies.

The four had bean walking/trotting through the Everfree Forest and had not encountered anything that would want to eat them for a snack. On there way, Spike nearly stepped into some Poison Joke and he almost fell off of a cliff. It had bean an hour since they entered the dark forest and now had made it the the bridge to the old castle.

"Seriously, why did we even come here?" asked Spike.

"To get are Cutiemarks!" said Scootaloo with with a fiery tone.

"In what? Castle Repair Mares?" asked Spike. The three fillies tilted their heads in response.

"No, we ya came here to get an Idea for what to do to get are Cutiemarks." stated Applebloom. Spike gave a sigh and said.

"Come on lets go get you stupid Cutiemarks and get the heck out of here." said Spike, leading them onto the bridge and through the castle.

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"Ugg! I hate reading!" complained Scootaloo, tossing a book behind her. Witch the book happened to land on Spikes head and giving him an instant bump on the head, followed with a pounding headache. The four had bean in the library for a good two hours and each of them had gone tired of reading. Especially a little orange colored filly that felt like she was about to exploded or die of boredom.

"Why can't you three just take some books and we can all go home." said Spike. This place is already giving me the creeps he thought. The three looked at him the same way when Sweetie Belle told them her Idea.

"Oh..." said the trio, now grabbing a book or two. Except for the little white unicorn filly that had a book that was bigger then her self. It had a dark gray cover with gold writing. The title of the book was; The Spells and Magical Powers of Portals

"Need help?" asked spike, lending out an claw to the white unicorn. She levitated the massive book to spike. Then, before Spike could do or say anything, the other two gave him their books.

"Thank ya Spike." said Applebloom, staking one last book onto the tower of books that spike was now trying to carry. He had three foot tower of books in his claw like hands, barely holding on to them. Why do I even bother?

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It had bean 15 minutes of walking/trotting in the forest and spike was about to collapse.

"I...I can't hold them...Anymore-" Spike then collapse and fell face first into the ground.

"Oh come on! Those books aren't that heavy...Are they?" asked Scootaloo.

"Sweetie Belle....." grummbled Spike.

"Yes?" ask Sweetie Belle trotting over to the fallen spike, leaning her head closer to hear.

"Why can't you just teleport us to Ponyville?" Said spike, getting his face out of the ground and siting down on a old tree stump.

"Well I don't know how to do that." said Sweetie Belle sheepishly.

"Maybe there's a teleportation spell in your book." said Spike. Sweetie Belle then levitated the old book onto the stump that spike was siting on. She turned through the pages to find no teleportation spells, but portal spells.

"Ok, I think this is the right one." said Sweetie Belle. The other three looked at the old page of old writing.

"How can you read this?" asked Scootaloo, pointing her hoof at the book.

"Well Rarity tried to teach me how to read this kind of stuff." said Sweetie Belle.

"Why would she try to teach you how to read this stuff?" asked Scootaloo.

"Because, Rarity wanted me to learn some of are family history and I had to know how to read this old kind of writing." stated Sweetie Belle, now looking back at the old paper and dark gold writing.

"Ok. Step back everypony! I'm going to make a portal to Ponyville." said Sweetie Belle. The two fillies and dragon did as she said and watch as Sweetie Belle began to start the spell. Her horn began to glow a golden color. The more magic that Sweetie Belle put through her horn, the brighter it glowed. Then suddenly a golden portal popped out of nowhere and was a few feet away from the little unicorn. Suddenly, a black and green bluer flew out of the portal and smashed into a tree, sending the four off of their feet.

"What in Equestria was that?" grumbled Spike, getting his face out of the ground and onto to his feet. The other however, where dazed out. Spike walked over to the three fillies and helped them up. When the dust settled, the group of four dropped there jaws at the site they saw. There was a big hulk of dark green metal with black wheels. It had thick square dirty windows on the sides. It looked like a carriage, but entirely made out of metal and on thick doughnut like wheels. Then one of it's doors opened and a creature of some sort fell out landed onto the ground with a thud. It gave a deep moan of pain and mumbled something.

It seemed to have a dusty color brown hoodie on and had a black mask of some sort. It had dark blue jeans with tons of pockets full of stuff and had a black belt with things attached to it. It also had a gray, white, and black camo backpack on. It had some sort of black gloves and black boots on. It began to get up and then screamed louder then Luna on a rampage.

"WHOEVER JUST FUCKING FLASHED BANGED ME IS GOING TO FUCKING DIE!!!" That was more then enough to let them know to stat running for there lives.

Chapter 3: First Contact

Rick waited for about a minute for a response of some sort. He didn't get one. Rick then fell quickly to his knees, his hands on his head. His head felt like a hammer was being pounded into his skull. Repeatedly. Rick slipped his backpack off and grabbed a water bottle out. He lifted his mask up and began chugging in down the water. His head began to slowly stop pounding, but was still there. He then was hit with a sensation of something that he hadn't felt in a long time. Pleasure.

"What the hell?" thought Rick. He then tasted and felt a sweetness in his mouth, soon following down to his lungs. He then realized what this feeling of pleasure was. The pleasure of fresh air. Rick slowly took off his Gas Mask, then taking in the sweet fresh air.

"What the hell? Why do I smell fresh air? The air is supposed to be filled with toxic gas!" thought rick as he began to take in his surrounding. He was surrounded by thick evil looking trees. He then turned his head to see the front of his truck stuck in the trunk of a tree.

"Great, just great." said Rick out loud, then getting to his feet. He opened the back side door of the truck and unzipped one of the army duffle bags. He then grabbed an ax out of the bag and set it aside. Rick then grabbed an empty SCAR H with seven mags for it. He began swapping ammo types and soon was fully loaded with ammo for his two guns. He quickly loaded his new gun and then slid the gun strap onto his solder. He then grabbed the  2 Frag Grenades with the ax.

"Time to get cracking." said rick, putting his gas mask on and walking over the the tree.

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Rick had bead working for one hour and had made tremendous amount of progress. Rick had cut down the tree much faster then he had expected and had made up camp. He had a fully made tent to fit two with a sleeping bag in it. A big came fire that had a wall of rocks surrounding the burning wood and flames. He had also made a list of his new loot, seance he had a sort time stealing shopping.

Supplies

1 Armored Juggernaut Suit

95 bottles of water

12 packs of MREs

40 cans of food

A full tool box, gun cleaning supplies and spare gun parts.

Weapons/Ammo

2 PKP PECHENEG - 4 full magazines

1 RPG - 3 Rockets

1 BARTETT M82 50 CAL. - 13 mags

1 BERETTA 87 - 15 clips

1 Double Barreled Elephant Gun - 22 bullets

1 SCAR H - 34 mags

2 M4A1 - 19 mags

5 M16 - 40 mags

3 M1911 - 25 clips

2 .44 MAGNUM - 66 rounds

5 C4 Packs

16 Frag Grenades

10 Flashbangs

Rick smiled at his list of stuff that he had. He felt like a kid getting a puppy for Christmas. Except just replace the kid with a insane 23 year old getting over a dozens guns and a shit ton of ammo. Then suddenly, a twig snipped behind him. Rick swung around, aiming his SCAR H at whoever that had entered his camp. His eyes widen at the sight he saw. There where three small black, human bug like things in front of him. The three had insect wings and a little curved horn. There eyes where blue with white pupils and where shivering in fear. They had rags for cloths and had human like expressions of fear on there faces.

"First the blinding flash, I'm in an unknown area, there is fresh air and alien like creatures-" thought Rick as he then came to a instant conclusion.

"Oh shit! I am on a alien planet! Rick then began to have a little panic attack inside his head. But he quickly put those thoughts in the back of his head and panic latter. He then lowered his SCAR H and keeled down.

"Can you understand me?" he asked, looking into the three alien's eyes.

"W-what are y-you?" said the one in front of the group. It sounded like a scared child, except just add a high tone and bug like voice with it.

"I'm a human, what are you?" said Rick calmly. His tone of voice seemed to calm the little group of aliens a bit.

"We are Changelings." said the one to the right of the group. Before Rick could ask a question, the one to the left asked.

"A-are you going to e-eat us?" Rick was surprised at what the Changeling had asked him. The three stared at him in fear again.

"No I'm not going to eat you. Why would I eat you?" said Rick.

"Because y-your a monster. Monsters eat little Changelings." Said the little one to the left.

"Well I'll tell you that I don't eat Changelings." said Rick, calming the little Changelings down. Rick then sat down on a short stump, near the fire. The Changelings watched as Rick sat and opened a can of pears. Rick looked over to the group of Changelings and waved them over. The Changelings slowly trotted over to Rick, sitting next to the biped.

Rick then offered them each a can of pears, witch they eagerly took. Rick smiled as they tried to sink there fangs into their cans. Rick took the cans back and opened them with his Combat Knife, then giving them the food. As soon as the three Changelings got their cans, they began to viciously devoured the food that they where given.

"It's like that haven't eaten for years." thought rick as they devoured the pears.

"You guys look very young...where are your parents?" asked Rick, now getting the Changelings attention.

"Mother Chrysalis is at the cave, helping the other get better and keeping the last of our kind alive." said one on the Changelings, licking the rest of the pear juice out of the can.

"keeping the last of our kind alive? What the hell!" Thought Rick. he then asked.

"Where is your cave?"

"It's that way!" said the other Changeling, pointing one of his claws into the thick woods

"Well then, It looks like I have to pack up my gear." sighed Rick as he loaded up his duffle bags into the truck. He then took apart his tent and loaded it into it's own bag. The three little Changelings watched as he packed his things into the green monster of a truck. It took him ten minutes for Rick to stuff everything into the army truck.

After he was done packing up, he waved the three Changelings over to the passenger seat. He helped them up and into the Green metal truck. Rick then got into the driver's seat and shut his door. The Changelings watched as he put the car key into a little hole that fit perfectly, then twisting the key and the truck came to life. The Changelings jumped at the truck's mighty roar. The three Changelings hugged each other, afraid that some sort of monster to pop out of nowhere and eat them. Rick snicker a little at the three Changelings. He then began to back up the car and drive down the path.

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It didn't take long for Rick and the three Changeling to get to the cave. But of course, they ran into some obstacles on there way. They eventually found parts of the forest that went too thick and had level ground. When the human and the three Changelings came to the front of the cave, they where greeted by 5 Changelings in mid-evil dark blue armor with spears that had green goop on the spear tips.

Rick got out of the truck with the three changelings by his side. The Changelings in armor look confused at what they saw. They saw a tall biped figure with a brown hoodie and black pants on. It also had black armor, gloves, and boots on with a scary mask. But what took them off by surprise was that three of there kind was trotting with this monster and looked... happy? This totally took the 5 armored Changelings off guard. The three little Changelings then trotted over to the Changeling guards and hugged then.

"Where did you three go?" said one of the Changeling guards in a buggy like voice.

"We wanted to get some more food for everyone else. So we sneaked out." said the little Changeling.

"But we did find some food and a friendly monster." said the other little one, pointing it's hoof at the human. Rick walked over to the Changeling guards and offered his hand. One of the Changeling guards raised his hand and began to do a handshake

"I just shook hands with an alien." thought Rick blankly.

"So..." started Rick.

"Your some type of guards?" asked Rick.

"Yes." said the Changeling guards. Then a load roar could be heard. Rick spun around, aiming his SCAR H. He saw a giant lion with bat wings and scorpion tail, about to pounce on him. Rick rolled to the left, barely being crushed by the bat-lion thing. Rick quickly got up and  saw the Changelings throwing there spears of goop at the monster lion thing. Time began to slow down as the spears flew in the air. Then an evil idea came into Rick's mind. He grabbed one of his Frags and pulled the pin. The spears then hit the side of the lion-bat thing and it screamed. As it screamed, he threw the Frag Grenades into the bat-lion's mouth and it swallowed it.

"See you in hell demon." said Rick darkly. Then, right on que, the monster's stomach exploited, spraying blood, bone, and gore everywhere. Everything and everyone was covered in blood and chunks of gore.

"That's how you get the job done." said Rick as he walked away from horrified changeling guards.

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The Cutie Mark Crusaders and Spike had bean running through the Everfree, screaming. Only to be stopped by running into a group of six mares. They instantly stopped screaming as soon as they caught sight of the six mares. The three crusaders and baby dragon were then being hugged to death by the mares. After the hugs of death stopped, the group of mares started bombing questions after questions at the four.

"Thank goodness that your alright Sweetie Belle! Where were you!?" said a worried white unicorn.

"Don't you EVER to that to me ever again Spike!" exclaimed a purple alicorn, tightly hugging around spike's neck, almost making him turn blue from the lack of oxygen.

"Where the hay did you go Scootaloo!? You left us all thinking that you where kidnapped!" said a very angry blue pegasus.

"Applebloom! Where in tarnation were ya!?" said an orange earth pony.

After they bombarded the CMC and Spike with question, they quieted down to give them a chance to speak.

"We where trying to find something in the old sister's castle to get are Cutiemarks." squeaked Sweetie Belle. The other two ponies nodded in response.

"Okay then." said Twilight, but before the Spike and the Cutie Mark Crusaders could even take a berth, Twilight then said.

"But that doesn't answer my question of why Spike was with you three."

"Tour guide." said spike lamely. Twilight just facehoof in response.

"Okay, now maybe you could answer why there was a giant magic anomaly in the Everfree forest them?" asked Twilight.

"Cutie Mark Crusaders Portal Master!" squeaked Sweetie Belle, now getting a look of what did you do from Twilight.

"YOU DID WHAT!?" shouted Twilight at the top of her lungs, almost knocking everypony off of their hooves.

"Do you know how hard and dangerous that is!? I can't make portals even as an Alicorn for Celestia's sake!" exsclamed Twilight in mixed emotions like anger, frustration, fear, and shock. Twilight's friends looked at her in shock at Twilight's outburst. Twilight then noticed what she had done and began to take deep breaths.

"Sorry Sweetie Belle, I didn't mean to hurt you feelings...It's just that making portals is very dangerous and dangerous things can come out of them." said twilight. She then got something she that she didn't expect at all.

"Just like the green and black carriage with the bad mouth monster?" said Sweetie Belle. The six mare's jaws dropped at what she said.

"You made a portal and a monster come out of it?" asked Rarity, shock that her little sister was that powerful.

"What did it say?" asked Pinkie Pie. Sweetie Belle then gulped and nudged Scootaloo with her hoof. The orange filly sighed and said.

"It said 'whoever just *F** flashed banged me is going to F die."*" The six mares dropped their jaws again and began to talk at once.

"Goodness, what a awful foul mouthed brute!" said Rarity in shock of how it talked to Sweetie Belle.

"If it dare lay a hoof on you Scootaloo, I swear that it will not even see the light of day." said Rainbow Dash in anger of how it threaten Scootaloo.

"That down right foul mouth meanie!" exclaimed Pinkie Pie as her hair deflated from cotton candy to long straight pink hair.

"Gosh darn it! That thing gonna pay for threatening Applebloom." mumbled Applejack as her anger began to build up.

"Why would such a thing say something like that to three little fillies?" Said Fluttershy, a little louder then usual for her. Twilight thought of what to do in this situation.

"Girls." said Twilight, getting eveypony's attention.

"This monster has came from an unknown world and as threaten to hurt Cutie Mark Crusaders and Spike. I think we should go find it and capture it, before it can hurt anypony." said Twilight, getting nods from her best friends, except from a shy yellow pegasus. Twilight looked at Fluttershy in confusion.

"What's the matter Fluttershy?" asked twilight

"Oh..Um it's just that I think-" Fluttershy was interrupted by an annoyed blue pegasus.

"Come on! Let's go buck this thing into next week!" said Rainbow Dash, speeding into the Everfree Forest.

"Rainbow Dash wait- Uggg! Come on girls." said Twilight, now gulping after her fast friend. The others followed her, having no Idea that they where running after possibly the most evil and dangerous creature on the frickin' planet.

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They had bean running after the speeding blue blur and had eventually caught up to her.

"What where you thinking!? That monster could have hurt or even killed you!?" said Twilight in frustration and worry.

"I know I know okay! It's just that It threaten to hurt them and..." Rainbow Dash then paused for a moment, then saying.

"And my anger got the best of me." Grumbled Rainbow Dash. The rest of the group began to trot and hug the rainbow maned mare.

"The monster should be over there." said Scootaloo pointing her hoof at what looked like a abandon camp sight. The group trotted over to the abandon camp and began to look for clues.

"It looks like it left in a hurry." said Twilight, examining the strange footprints in the dirt.

"Over here girls." said Rainbow Dash. The rest of the group trotted over to her to see her pointing at what looked like tracks of some sort of wheel.

"That must be the wheel to it carriage." said Twilight, they then heard a faint oh no over from Fluttershy.

"What ya matter?" asked Applejack

"There are other hoof prints here besides ours. They look younger then Cutie Mark Crusaders and they lead going into the carriage." said Fluttershy with worry.

"So ya sayin that this evil monster has three fillies that are younger then my sister?" Asked Applejack. Fluttershy gave a faint yes.

"This monster has threaten to hurt the CMC and Spike and has now kidnapped three fouls." stated Twilight, then saying.

"Girls, we need to get a letter to Celestia and the Royal Guard now, before anything happens to those fillies." said Twilight, the rest of the group and began to make there way back to Ponyville.