The Strange Stories

after you turned America into Equestria. the USSR reformed and declaired war on the rest of the world. the changlings are secret KGB spies brought back from the dead lead by their "Queen" Joseph Stalin who had all of these people were put into the minds of undead horses that were mutated by a nuclear blast that took out half of west Europe that had the ability to adapt at a super speed. USSR scientists then began to change this to allow them to look like the three tribes from equestria that were allowed to travel to Europe for free and without the need of a pass. Joseph changed his last name to Stallion and in turn Stalingrad was changed to Stalliongrad, he also had a second personality that named itself Chrisalis. Before the bombs went off taking out half of west Europe you decide to visit Germany. when the bombs went off you were on a plane back to Equestria, a nuke landed and detonated below your plane causing it to crash. when you woke up you realised that you were 7 feet tall, your mane was changed to that of a watered down rainbow. you could move your wings with ease and you had a horn. forced to fly back to Equestria under your own power to make sure they were safe. after successfully flying back to Equestria, you had a secret castle built for my family which you spared. after finally convinsing me that you were eclair you told me what happened, when you finished your story you fell over in pain and a small round sphere had forced it's way out of your stomach and onto the ground quickly taking the form of a midnight blue filly that also had wings and a horn. reminding you of the night you decided to name it Luna and call her your little sister. and in turn renamed yourself Celestia. after 30 years you realized that you were immortal and came to tell me asap. when you discovered that we were also. you decided to keep us a secret so the world wouldn't come to take us for "science". that was when the rest of the world was lost. Nuclear missiles flew between super powers, shortly after that the huge bulls in spain began to morph into Minatours and the Great Griffin Empire rose out south america. the zebras got there abilities from the nuclear blast had allowed them to absorb there former rulers in Africa.over time the remaining humans (except for my family in Equestria) had died off and the earth began to reshape. eventually every pony gained special abilities from the fallout giving them their special talents. you and luna got the power of all three because you were both directly exposed to it first. then an alien came and called itself discord and tried to take over but you used classified lasers from Europe that turned him to stone but were supposed to vaporize him and you decided to call them the "elements of harmony" BAM!!

{Edited version still under revision}

One day, a girl named Éclair decided to pay the half a million dollars to change her body to that of a pony with wings. Making her the world’s first surgically made Pegasus. As her life progressed she met a 16 year old male teen named Brendon, later that month she went through heat and accidently got pregnant. As time passed she and Brendon became closer and closer, eventually declaring themselves un-official siblings.

Eventually the time came and Éclair was due to give birth. When the foal was born it was the first born Pegasus and her name was Morgan.  As the child’s birth was broadcasted over live TV, hundreds of middle aged adults and kids started to raise money to become ponies themselves. As the people of the United States of America turned to ponies or died, the USSR reformed and declared war on the rest of the world.

Meanwhile in Europe, the leaders and the former US president came together and gave the former states a new name, they declared Equestria a new country.  In need of supplies and weapons to help fight the war against the reformed USSR, the remaining troops and president jumped onto planes and flew back to gather up what they had to leave behind. On the flight back a nuke launched by the USSR to Spain took out Air Force One. The plane crashed landed, killing all but one occupant. As the president regained his senses, he realized that he had a snow white snout and was forced to stand on all fours.

When he was finally able to stand he noticed that he was seven feet tall. Confused, he decided to voice his opinion, upon doing so his voice was that of a woman. Deciding to take a better look at his new body, he made his way to a piece of debris that had a cracked reflective window in it. Upon laying eyes on himself he noticed the horn, wings, and his hair changed to that of a watered down rainbow flowing in the breeze of nuclear fallout.

In an attempt to get to get to the HQ where he could tell what was left of his great country, he attempted to use his wings. After a few failed attempts, managed to finally take off and begin his flight. When he was finally able to make it back to HQ, no one believed him. After an hour of trying and failing to prove who he was, he decided to try something. Later he arrived at the door for the office of the countries still in the United Nations, under the name of Ambassador Alexis of Equestria.

Hours go by and “she” convinces them that Equestria means no harm and ponies can travel back in forth between Europe and Equestria. When word of this reaches the USSR high command, they decided they needed something that will allow them to send in spies that are ponies. Knowing that they will not be able to get close to Equestria because of nuclear deterrent, they decided to “create ponies”. These ponies were given the code name “changelings”.

These changelings are secret KGB spies brought back from the dead lead by their "Queen" Joseph Stalin who had all of these people were put into the minds of undead horses that were mutated by a nuclear blast that took out half of west Europe that had the ability to adapt at a super speed. USSR scientists then began to change this to allow them to look like the three tribes from Equestria that were allowed to travel to Europe for free and without the need of a pass.

Joseph changed his last name to Stallion and in turn Stalingrad was changed to Stalliongrad, he also had a second personality that named itself Chrysalis. A month later was when the rest of the world was lost. Nuclear missiles flew between super powers, shortly after that the huge bulls in Spain began to morph into Minatours and the Great Griffin Empire rose out South America. The zebras got their abilities from the nuclear blast had allowed them to absorb there former rulers in Africa.

Over the years the sun started to rise slower and slower, eventually not rising at all. In a hope of raising the sun, Alexis decided to try using her horn to raise the sun. She heard the stories about how to use magic. Just imagine your action in your head and if you focus hard enough it will happen, so she decided to think about the sun rising above the horizon. All of a sudden you felt warmth on your face, there were a few ponies around to witness this event, when you opened your eyes you were surrounded by ponies screaming, cheering, and crying.

When one of them asked Alexis for her name she decided to change it to seem more important and sound better than “Alexis, god of the sun”, so she told them it was Celestia. Then all of the ponies started to call out to the heavens to tell them her name “CELESTIA. CELESTIA. CELESTIA.” They carried her off to a makeshift throne and mysteriously started to call her princess.

After eating her “Royal” salad Alexis now called Celestia she started to feel huge stomach pains. Luckily she was in her room at the time and nopony was in there. Suddenly started to stretch out her stomach, and oozed out of her belly button. Soon afterwards this ooze took the shape of a night blue filly, she had wings and horn, and she also had a mane that reminded you of the night sky.  Reminding Celestia of the beauty of the moon, she named her Luna.

Over time the remaining humans had died off and the earth began to reshape. Tribes that couldn’t preform magic before now could do it because of nuclear fallout as the rest of the world was exterminated by itself. After sitting on their thrones for a while, Princess Celestia and Luna slowly gained control of more and more land as ponies heard and believe in the rising sun story (like 90% of the human being with raging hormones pumping through them as their bodies started to change).Years down the road, an alien came and called itself Discord and managed to take over Equestria for a couple hundred year wreaking havoc across the lands. Thankfully Celestia and now Luna both new where some classified laser based weaponry in Europe was and used them against Discord that turned him to stone but were supposed to vaporize him and you decided to call them the "elements of harmony", as you realized that the lasers changed the cells in an organism and to that of stone. Then they all lived happily ever after, until Luna got became pissed that Celestia stole her boyfriend and her dresses and became Nightmare Moon. Cursing Equestria to eternal darkness but Celestia saved the day by morphing the effect of the laser so it would send Nightmare to the Moon. As Celestia ate her dinner of salad for the 4 millionth time. She also learned that she was immortal because she has been alive for 800 years now.