Daisy Chain Part 5: Pinkie Pie X Fleur De Lis

by Wrangle Wolfe

Rating: everyone
Tags: Fleur de Lis, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Rarity, Romance, Pinkie Pie
Length: 1292

Fleur tells the story of how she and Pinkie met.

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Fleur tells the story of how she and Pinkie Pie met in the most dramatic way possible. What does their adoptive son think about it?

Published 2014-08-02 19:40:05 UTC
Last updated 2014-08-02 19:40:05 UTC

And that's how I met your mother

I curled in a ball against the wall as he came closer. The evil stallion had cornered me, and I had no escape as he walked closer... closer. He was smirking evilly, looking into my eyes with burning hate. I feared them, and could never look into the fiery orbs for too long. He wore a dark black suit and had a silky blue mane. He was the image of evil.

"Long time no see... traitor." He growled, frowning at me.

I was too afraid to speak. His voice sent shivers down my spine and I whimpered helplessly as he inched even closer. I could feel his hot breathe as he put his muzzle near my ear. I heard and felt every exhale I was now shivering as if I were in a raging blizzard. The sinister stallion had frightened me so easily with merely his presence. Every second felt like an hour as he just stayed near my ear. Then, I almost jumped as I heard his deep and haunting voice boom in my ears.

"You can't hide any more."

Each word rattled me and shook through my head as a loud boom even though he was just whispering. I almost cried. He used to be my only friend, my protector, the one I had always run to when I had any problem. I didn't know how important I was to him. And as we separated, he couldn't take it. Now, it isn't safe for me to roam around the glamorous city of Canterlot past evening. He sought revenge, and as vulnerable as I was in this tragic situation at the moment, it looked very much like he'll get exactly what he wanted. I had only longed to be able to roam around in the beautiful moonlight once more, to not be worried. I hadn't even make it past five streets from my house before he had caught me and chased me through the night, the only thing revealing my form being the moon. With my luck, I had ran into a dead end, and was now about to suffer the consequences of abandoning him. I felt a pang of fear and guilt in my heart as I turned to face my former friend, his form shadowy as the moon shined brightly behind him.

And now, he had me right where he wanted me. Trapped. I felt as if walls were closing in on me and I couldn't breathe. The air seemed thick and hot, like a sweltering summer afternoon. He wasn't the stallion I once knew anymore, but was now a dark shadow of what he used to be. I hurt him, and he will no longer find happiness. I ruined his life.

I ruined it so bad. He lost his job, his money, everything because I hurt him. Just because he loved me... as more than a friend.

"You have ruined me... my image... my heart. And now, you shall suffer as I do. You will never... ever... know happiness again." He whispered.

He lifted a hoof, and I waiter for his big hoof to slam down on me. But it never came. I hadn't felt the pain, or the wind being knocked out of me lungs. I didn't feel the sting of his hard metal horseshoe striking against my sensitive skin. Just air. My eyes were closed, and I kept waiting and waiting, getting more and more paranoid as every second went by painfully slow. I reopened them when I heard him grunt. I saw a pink hoof blocking his white one from striking me. He turned his head towards the other pony.

"Who are you? And why are you getting in my way?" He asked.

I only heard a giggle. One that was dark and sinister as if someone had told a dark joke.

"I... am Pinkamena." said a high pitched voiced that belonged to the pink pony beside him.

He growled.

"I have no time for this foolishness." and suddenly, he swung a sharp knife that I didn't even know that he had at her, intending on killing her, but was surprised to have her tap him on his other side.

"Surprise."

She bucked him right in the face, and before he had a chance to even land on the ground, she punched his face on the opposite side of him, making him smash into the wall. He then got up and charged the mare, but she ducked under him, hitting his sensitive parts using his speed and her strength to inflict a world of pain on him. He stopped in his tracks, twitched his left eye a few times, and fell onto the cold ground, holding his crotch in pain. He had been paralyzed from the shock and the pain.

I stared in disbelief at the scene in front of me. I had been saved. I looked towards the pink mare, seeing her perfectly straight mane blowing in the soft night breeze. She turned towards me, her eyes glimmering in the moonlight.

"My work here is done."

I just sat there as she walked slowly into the dark shadows, disappearing into Luna's dark night.

"And that's how I met your mother." I said with a big smile on my face. My son sat in front of me with a blank look on his face. We sat there for a while, just keeping the same expressions on our faces.

"That..."

His eyes lit up as he started talking. I smiled wider.

"Was..."

He's going to say that it was awesome. He's going to gush over it like an excited foal and-

"Cliche."

I face-hoofed when he said that. He got me all worked up for nothing! Pinkie Pie laughed much to my annoyance.

"Oh come on! That was a cool story!" I pouted.

"Yep, it was cool... for a little foal."

"But you are a little foal!" I countered.

"Nuh uh!"

"Uh huh!"

"Nuh uh!"

"Alright, I think it's time for bed Gold Pauldren." Pinkie Pie interrupted our argument.

"Aw, but mom..." He whined. She lead him to his room and as the grey colt was walking, he looked back one more time and glared at me. I blew a raspberry at him and his frown grew even deeper.

"Hurry up before I have to ruin your perfect yellow mane with a noogie!" Pinkie threatened.

"No! Not the mane! Never!" He hurried off to bed and was already pretending to be fast asleep.

Pinkie giggled and walked over to me. I had a triumphant smile on my face for a while, but was confused to see Pinkie looking at me weirdly.

"It's time for you to got to bed too dear." she said with a smile.

"But Pinkie..." I whined.

"Now. Before I ruin you perfect pink mane with my noogie of love!" She threatened.

"No! Not the mane! Never!" I yelped as I ran to bed. Pinkie stayed behind for a minute, shaking her head with a knowing smile.

"The affect I have on ponies is crazy." She giggled. "Oh well. I like crazy!"

She sat there for a moment mulling over the past. So much has happened since then. Getting married, adopting a foal, taking care of a family. It left her a bit tired having to deal with so much friendship and love.

"Hey! Are you coming to bed or not? I got your side of the bed nice and warm for you!"

But it would always be worth it.

Author's Note

Yeah it sucks, I know, but it was very hard to come up with it. I hope you like! Also, Dawn Gem, your prompt is Fleur De Lis X Rainbow Dash!!!