my ssp is a vampireby phantombronierainChaptersapologycomplexthe princess?hurtarroganceapologyOh, rainbow dash, its oh! Why did you bring me ooh here? Rainbow dashs mouth filled with saliva at the sound of her voice but quickly dried as she galloped over to fluttershy, not saying ever enough. Oh, my dear I am so so so so so sorry, I didnt mean to, I drink dead ponies blood, the ones already buried, so I dont kill anypony. I didnt mean for this to happen. If you help me I can stop I really can. Please dont leave me. Please dont ever leave me. I know some ponys think it was a disgusting choice for us to be together, but i dont think so. I love you. With that, rainbow dash kissed her, so hard and passionate, but when she withdrfluttershys eyes were calm and Forgiving. Fluttershy echoed a small whisper. I love you too, my dear. I will always keep your secret safe, even if it means not sleeping with you for a while! Rainbow dash leaped up into the air, carring fluttershy with her, hugging gently her sweet gentle body as they kissed. complexNow, now. Rainbow. im sure he has a good reason. after all, he was very nice about the book. The book? I dont need a guide to how to not scrape my fangs in your mouth! Retract em. Duh?! And it even has a chapter on, how to not crush your crush haha. This is so lame. Half of it isnt even true. Now, now. I love you, but you really need to lighten up sweetie. I could plainly see that the poor pony was In hysterics trying not to bite me after our kiss. Eh. All right, I get it. I just hate all the pressure. Me too, dashie. Fluttershy stroked her hoof across my cheek softly and kissed a scar on my neck. Whats this from? Oh, its a ember scar. That scar was from ash? Yeah, its the only way I can die. The stake myth? Nah. Garlic? Sortof. Anything else? Spiderwebs. If they get on my mouth I blow up. Ah. That explains the spider pets complaint. Fluttershy smiled as she Slowly traced dashes wings. I dont know fluttershy. are you sure this is going to work? They were at twilight sparkles house. Yes. Just tell her about our relationship and how we feel. Udg. And im the one who always told her it was sappy to be In love. Aw, come on its not that bad. Well, here goes. Dashes hoof slowly reached for the doornob and opened the door. Hello? Anypony home? Rainbow dash! Thank goodness your here. Im going to need your help. Um, twilight? Yeah? Do you....I mean...do yoooou..... Know that you and fluttershy are dating and that your a dangerous vampire trying to stop your urges? How did you....I mean, where did you get that? Oh, those were just two random guesses. Though I do know that you and fluttershy have something up your sleeve, because you live together now, and thats totally weird because you get annoyed by most animals, and I looked through your window and saw you sleeping together, and lots of other things. Well, um. What we ment to say is that dashie and I have been dating for quite some time now, and we really need your help because it will be all over the magazines and newspapers and we just might get quite a few haters. though I hope not..... Oh! My goodness thats wonderful! Why didnt you tell me? Well, we wanted to, but we were afraid to. We thought ponies would hate us and draw attention to us. And we dont want that. Well, I could handle it, but im not sure if dear fluttershy could. Now wait one little minute you filly....CRASH BOING.....heehee. As fluttershy and dash played around, twilight thought for a solution. Ive GOT IT!!!! um, twilight? what exactly do you have in mind? We go to princess celestia! the princess?Flying to canterlot was no easy task, but the rest of the mane 6 were at the train station, meeting raritys uncle, so they had to fly there. Spike was mad he couldnt come, he wanted to see rarity, but he got convinced quickly with 4 diamonds Twilight had alerted the princess and requested an audience with the princesses right away. they had to take only one rest along the way. Rainbow dash was nervous, but fluttershys special wing massage helped. Rainbow dash is different around fluttershy, twilight mused she is careful and extra kind and awkward around her. Maybe shes having doubts, twilight thought. As fluttershy curled up in dashes lap, legs hanging over the rock, head angled towards dashes, she frowned. Something is going on here. And im not gonna stop until I find out what the hay it is. Ok, guys, should we be going? Dash was staring intently at something behind her. Dash? Oh no. Fluttershys look was pure horror as she saw it. Roadkill. It was fresh, blood spurted across the grass. It smelled really badly. Really badly. Um, dash? Lets just go um.... Use the uh...he he restroom...um... In the forest. Well be back twi! Ok, I dont know what to do, but you need to pull it together. If you um want to but I really think there are cameras! You cant afford to do this. Besides, I would cry if you ate a squirrel. I new that little guy...sniff. Dashes voice was garbled and her eyes were red. Get..the...blood....bags.... Oh, sorry. Fluttershy tenderly opened a bag and fed dash like she was a filly. There. All better, right? Yeah...im...fine. I just really dont need to see that squirrel again. Hehe. Fluttershy tried to laugh but she was worried. Who had sucked half the blood from that squirrel? Twilight emerged from the bushes. Is everything ok in here? Can we go n....AHH! uh oh. Fluttershy whispered. Oh, hehe this is just cranberry juice. Ah, I better drink the last of it. Fluttershy gagged as she swallowed pure blood. She made an effort to look happy. Um, are you ok? Yeah, im fine, uh, it was just warm. Twilight narrowed her eyes suspiciously. Are you two up to something? can I have that bag? Whats that stamp on it? Why does it say type 0? Oh! Hehe we were tasting different types of juices and we labled this one type orange. Its really gross and we drank all the other ones. Twilight seemed satisfied with that answer as she calculated all the ways it made sense. Um, we should go.... Oh, right. Yeah. As they walked away from the empty bag, fluttershy traced her hoof around dashes cheek, leaning In close. Hey. It will all be ok. She enveloped dash in a tender hug, sofly singing. Your so beautiful. Dashes smile trembled, her eyes suddenly moist. Please be with me forever. Fluttershy smiled sofly, leaning in, kissing dash, becoming more forceful, and letting go. No, dont! Dash looked her straight in her mesmerizing green eyes. And asked, will you really want to be with me forever? Fluttershy cried, sobbing yes. Um, sorry to interrupt, but, were here! Canterlot loomed before them, a giant landmark of society, fashion, and celebration. Fluttershy? shouldnt we just tell every pony? Like kiss? In public? In front of all of ponyville? Well...yeah. Its the grand galloping gala. All of our friends will be there. I dont know, dashie. maybe they'll be mad. Why? Well, because were the magic of friendship. not love... Are you saying we should break up? No. Im saying we should keep it down, just a bit. FINE. GREAT. I cant believe that after all this, even my desire shown to you, you are afraid of being hated. Well, you know what? Everypony is hated one way or another. period. Dash, sweetie, ,., Dont call me that. Ill be in the grand boring ballroom. What have I done? as the night stretched on, fluttershy cowered under the lights. she new what she had to do. She just was scared. All of ponyville was there. But this was her big chance. Dash? Come here. What?! Dash stomped up, annoyed. Fluttershy called her friends over, and kissed. She kissed dash so hard her costume fell off. It was the most crazy and the only harsh thing fluttershy had ever done. She let go, holding rainbow dash, not noticing the angry and shocked stares. Her friends were shocked, mouths wide open, pinkie pie bouncing around the room, rarity fainting. What in the hay just happened? Apple jack had just finished selling her merchandise and had clopped into the room, noticing the scilence. All at once, ponies started talking: Unheard of! So rude! That was adorable! Wonder what the princess says about this? Twilight announced: everypony! Please go back to the party. Princess celestia motioned for them to all come to the throne room. Oh, I wonder what they are all thinking! Aww, its ok, Princess will understand. I hope so. Fluttershy sniffled. hurtNo, you couldn’t. No, not her. We must. She is in danger every passing moment for figuring out the secret. NO! I will protect her! She needs to stay home. She needs to be safe. I'm sorry, but that is impossible. Even when you proved your loyalty and kept her away, she still found out. I can’t believe you! Don’t you bloody jerks get it? I love her! We just moved in together and I can’t stand the thought of her being a bloody ruthless vampire! Please. I’ll do ANYTHING. No. I'm sorry. We must. What? I thought you actually cared. We grew up together. We were best friends. we are your friends. But we must keep the promise you swore on long ago. What? A short time ago, about two years, you swore on flutershys life that you would always keep her safe, you would transfer your blood taste to..." he paused with obvious distain "other options." And we swore on our blood." he chuckled. "that we would not hunt your desire..." Please, dont say that." rainbow dash turned a cloudless light sky blue. But you have fed. And everypony and their vampire stalker knows this, a pact made with blood is sealed by blood What is that even supposed to MEAN? Control yourself rainbow dash. I burnt myself, swearing onto the blood of a thousand ponies, the blood I dont have, and you made a blood pact with fluttershy, swearing, on your everlasting friendship and protection. But after that night you have become mad seeking out blood that tastes such as sweet. It tastes of the rich outdoors and animal blood, mingled with a lovely tang and sweetness. Stop! Stop! I cant take it! SHUT IT! this is hard.... Yes, yes, my apologies. You began to go feed, knowing, hoping, that you could never harm your dear fluttershy. but you were wrong. Last night. You slept with her, to prove you could do it.....and then, you fed. What do you have to say for yourself? we cannot accept this kind of thing. this is a danger and an insult, what you have done. A vampire many centuries ago, fell in love with a pony. This kind of thing does not work. As you know them more, they eventually find out. This pony was a betrayer. she found out soon and told all ponykind. Of course, they didn't believe her, and she was in caturus for the rest of her life. Im not saying that fluttershy would do that, but we had to be sure. We brought her in for your words. Now can you PLEASE for the love of celestia control yourself!? Yes. Rainbow dash mumbled. arroganceIm sorry to see two girl ponies kiss. It really puts me off my...Wine." the boy pony smirked, tall and sinister, horn glowing with vampire magic. He was white with red flecks in his coat, no, or is that blood? " no, its not, if thats what your thinking. Its....juice." he smirked again. You dont have to pretend. she knows. Really? A girl vampire... Kissing a girl? Ha. Ha. Its true! We can love whoever we please!" overcome by this sudden outburst, fluttershy cowered in the air, not sure what to say next. Rainbow dash grabbed her, enveloping her into another kiss, rainbow dash hooves stroking her hair lovingly. They twirled in the air, not wanting to let go, kissing again and again. Udg. The strange vampire cowered discusted by this obvious show of affection. He turned to leave. Wait! He turned. You know, you dont have to be this way. We can be civil and polite cant we? Fluttershy squeaked out an addition, "if you want to." Aw, fine. Just no more kissin plz. Have respect. RESPECT? Fluttershy pulled rainbow dash aside. Please? If there is any suspicious.....um....stuff, we can find out. And I know ill be safe with you. But...you cant be safe around me. Any chance of me biting you is too great. And what about our relationship and future? You know that we could never have foals safely. I cant even sleep with you! Hey. Well work it out. now can you please try to work with this pony? Ok. But im not saying it will go well. ? Hi! He he. Im rainbow dash. This is fluttershy and we are living together in ponyville. Hi. Yourself. Im Cloudcroft, cheif of vampirism association. nice to meet you. So your together? Together? I have a item thats great for you..... Here. Cloudcroft handed them a pamphlet that said: " a great guide for different relationships with vampires 101. This says cooking guide? Fluttershy wondered. oh! Sorry. There is a magic spell that makes the cover look different. And if a pony doesnt know about vampires, Then the magic makes the pony not interested. the point is, fluttershy will have to say the title, and then she will be able to see vampire products. Its very kind of you, but I really dont think this is nessesary. we have to be going anyway. Besides, I dont have any change. Oh, thats fine, you can have it free. Really? Well thanks. Now we really have to go. It was...um.... Nice... Meeting you Cloudcroft. Bye! Goodbye. Now remember, dont take it too far!" with this comment he burst out laughing. Rude, arrogant, crude, inappropriate little......
apologyOh, rainbow dash, its oh! Why did you bring me ooh here? Rainbow dashs mouth filled with saliva at the sound of her voice but quickly dried as she galloped over to fluttershy, not saying ever enough. Oh, my dear I am so so so so so sorry, I didnt mean to, I drink dead ponies blood, the ones already buried, so I dont kill anypony. I didnt mean for this to happen. If you help me I can stop I really can. Please dont leave me. Please dont ever leave me. I know some ponys think it was a disgusting choice for us to be together, but i dont think so. I love you. With that, rainbow dash kissed her, so hard and passionate, but when she withdrfluttershys eyes were calm and Forgiving. Fluttershy echoed a small whisper. I love you too, my dear. I will always keep your secret safe, even if it means not sleeping with you for a while! Rainbow dash leaped up into the air, carring fluttershy with her, hugging gently her sweet gentle body as they kissed.
complexNow, now. Rainbow. im sure he has a good reason. after all, he was very nice about the book. The book? I dont need a guide to how to not scrape my fangs in your mouth! Retract em. Duh?! And it even has a chapter on, how to not crush your crush haha. This is so lame. Half of it isnt even true. Now, now. I love you, but you really need to lighten up sweetie. I could plainly see that the poor pony was In hysterics trying not to bite me after our kiss. Eh. All right, I get it. I just hate all the pressure. Me too, dashie. Fluttershy stroked her hoof across my cheek softly and kissed a scar on my neck. Whats this from? Oh, its a ember scar. That scar was from ash? Yeah, its the only way I can die. The stake myth? Nah. Garlic? Sortof. Anything else? Spiderwebs. If they get on my mouth I blow up. Ah. That explains the spider pets complaint. Fluttershy smiled as she Slowly traced dashes wings. I dont know fluttershy. are you sure this is going to work? They were at twilight sparkles house. Yes. Just tell her about our relationship and how we feel. Udg. And im the one who always told her it was sappy to be In love. Aw, come on its not that bad. Well, here goes. Dashes hoof slowly reached for the doornob and opened the door. Hello? Anypony home? Rainbow dash! Thank goodness your here. Im going to need your help. Um, twilight? Yeah? Do you....I mean...do yoooou..... Know that you and fluttershy are dating and that your a dangerous vampire trying to stop your urges? How did you....I mean, where did you get that? Oh, those were just two random guesses. Though I do know that you and fluttershy have something up your sleeve, because you live together now, and thats totally weird because you get annoyed by most animals, and I looked through your window and saw you sleeping together, and lots of other things. Well, um. What we ment to say is that dashie and I have been dating for quite some time now, and we really need your help because it will be all over the magazines and newspapers and we just might get quite a few haters. though I hope not..... Oh! My goodness thats wonderful! Why didnt you tell me? Well, we wanted to, but we were afraid to. We thought ponies would hate us and draw attention to us. And we dont want that. Well, I could handle it, but im not sure if dear fluttershy could. Now wait one little minute you filly....CRASH BOING.....heehee. As fluttershy and dash played around, twilight thought for a solution. Ive GOT IT!!!! um, twilight? what exactly do you have in mind? We go to princess celestia!
the princess?Flying to canterlot was no easy task, but the rest of the mane 6 were at the train station, meeting raritys uncle, so they had to fly there. Spike was mad he couldnt come, he wanted to see rarity, but he got convinced quickly with 4 diamonds Twilight had alerted the princess and requested an audience with the princesses right away. they had to take only one rest along the way. Rainbow dash was nervous, but fluttershys special wing massage helped. Rainbow dash is different around fluttershy, twilight mused she is careful and extra kind and awkward around her. Maybe shes having doubts, twilight thought. As fluttershy curled up in dashes lap, legs hanging over the rock, head angled towards dashes, she frowned. Something is going on here. And im not gonna stop until I find out what the hay it is. Ok, guys, should we be going? Dash was staring intently at something behind her. Dash? Oh no. Fluttershys look was pure horror as she saw it. Roadkill. It was fresh, blood spurted across the grass. It smelled really badly. Really badly. Um, dash? Lets just go um.... Use the uh...he he restroom...um... In the forest. Well be back twi! Ok, I dont know what to do, but you need to pull it together. If you um want to but I really think there are cameras! You cant afford to do this. Besides, I would cry if you ate a squirrel. I new that little guy...sniff. Dashes voice was garbled and her eyes were red. Get..the...blood....bags.... Oh, sorry. Fluttershy tenderly opened a bag and fed dash like she was a filly. There. All better, right? Yeah...im...fine. I just really dont need to see that squirrel again. Hehe. Fluttershy tried to laugh but she was worried. Who had sucked half the blood from that squirrel? Twilight emerged from the bushes. Is everything ok in here? Can we go n....AHH! uh oh. Fluttershy whispered. Oh, hehe this is just cranberry juice. Ah, I better drink the last of it. Fluttershy gagged as she swallowed pure blood. She made an effort to look happy. Um, are you ok? Yeah, im fine, uh, it was just warm. Twilight narrowed her eyes suspiciously. Are you two up to something? can I have that bag? Whats that stamp on it? Why does it say type 0? Oh! Hehe we were tasting different types of juices and we labled this one type orange. Its really gross and we drank all the other ones. Twilight seemed satisfied with that answer as she calculated all the ways it made sense. Um, we should go.... Oh, right. Yeah. As they walked away from the empty bag, fluttershy traced her hoof around dashes cheek, leaning In close. Hey. It will all be ok. She enveloped dash in a tender hug, sofly singing. Your so beautiful. Dashes smile trembled, her eyes suddenly moist. Please be with me forever. Fluttershy smiled sofly, leaning in, kissing dash, becoming more forceful, and letting go. No, dont! Dash looked her straight in her mesmerizing green eyes. And asked, will you really want to be with me forever? Fluttershy cried, sobbing yes. Um, sorry to interrupt, but, were here! Canterlot loomed before them, a giant landmark of society, fashion, and celebration. Fluttershy? shouldnt we just tell every pony? Like kiss? In public? In front of all of ponyville? Well...yeah. Its the grand galloping gala. All of our friends will be there. I dont know, dashie. maybe they'll be mad. Why? Well, because were the magic of friendship. not love... Are you saying we should break up? No. Im saying we should keep it down, just a bit. FINE. GREAT. I cant believe that after all this, even my desire shown to you, you are afraid of being hated. Well, you know what? Everypony is hated one way or another. period. Dash, sweetie, ,., Dont call me that. Ill be in the grand boring ballroom. What have I done? as the night stretched on, fluttershy cowered under the lights. she new what she had to do. She just was scared. All of ponyville was there. But this was her big chance. Dash? Come here. What?! Dash stomped up, annoyed. Fluttershy called her friends over, and kissed. She kissed dash so hard her costume fell off. It was the most crazy and the only harsh thing fluttershy had ever done. She let go, holding rainbow dash, not noticing the angry and shocked stares. Her friends were shocked, mouths wide open, pinkie pie bouncing around the room, rarity fainting. What in the hay just happened? Apple jack had just finished selling her merchandise and had clopped into the room, noticing the scilence. All at once, ponies started talking: Unheard of! So rude! That was adorable! Wonder what the princess says about this? Twilight announced: everypony! Please go back to the party. Princess celestia motioned for them to all come to the throne room. Oh, I wonder what they are all thinking! Aww, its ok, Princess will understand. I hope so. Fluttershy sniffled.
hurtNo, you couldn’t. No, not her. We must. She is in danger every passing moment for figuring out the secret. NO! I will protect her! She needs to stay home. She needs to be safe. I'm sorry, but that is impossible. Even when you proved your loyalty and kept her away, she still found out. I can’t believe you! Don’t you bloody jerks get it? I love her! We just moved in together and I can’t stand the thought of her being a bloody ruthless vampire! Please. I’ll do ANYTHING. No. I'm sorry. We must. What? I thought you actually cared. We grew up together. We were best friends. we are your friends. But we must keep the promise you swore on long ago. What? A short time ago, about two years, you swore on flutershys life that you would always keep her safe, you would transfer your blood taste to..." he paused with obvious distain "other options." And we swore on our blood." he chuckled. "that we would not hunt your desire..." Please, dont say that." rainbow dash turned a cloudless light sky blue. But you have fed. And everypony and their vampire stalker knows this, a pact made with blood is sealed by blood What is that even supposed to MEAN? Control yourself rainbow dash. I burnt myself, swearing onto the blood of a thousand ponies, the blood I dont have, and you made a blood pact with fluttershy, swearing, on your everlasting friendship and protection. But after that night you have become mad seeking out blood that tastes such as sweet. It tastes of the rich outdoors and animal blood, mingled with a lovely tang and sweetness. Stop! Stop! I cant take it! SHUT IT! this is hard.... Yes, yes, my apologies. You began to go feed, knowing, hoping, that you could never harm your dear fluttershy. but you were wrong. Last night. You slept with her, to prove you could do it.....and then, you fed. What do you have to say for yourself? we cannot accept this kind of thing. this is a danger and an insult, what you have done. A vampire many centuries ago, fell in love with a pony. This kind of thing does not work. As you know them more, they eventually find out. This pony was a betrayer. she found out soon and told all ponykind. Of course, they didn't believe her, and she was in caturus for the rest of her life. Im not saying that fluttershy would do that, but we had to be sure. We brought her in for your words. Now can you PLEASE for the love of celestia control yourself!? Yes. Rainbow dash mumbled.
arroganceIm sorry to see two girl ponies kiss. It really puts me off my...Wine." the boy pony smirked, tall and sinister, horn glowing with vampire magic. He was white with red flecks in his coat, no, or is that blood? " no, its not, if thats what your thinking. Its....juice." he smirked again. You dont have to pretend. she knows. Really? A girl vampire... Kissing a girl? Ha. Ha. Its true! We can love whoever we please!" overcome by this sudden outburst, fluttershy cowered in the air, not sure what to say next. Rainbow dash grabbed her, enveloping her into another kiss, rainbow dash hooves stroking her hair lovingly. They twirled in the air, not wanting to let go, kissing again and again. Udg. The strange vampire cowered discusted by this obvious show of affection. He turned to leave. Wait! He turned. You know, you dont have to be this way. We can be civil and polite cant we? Fluttershy squeaked out an addition, "if you want to." Aw, fine. Just no more kissin plz. Have respect. RESPECT? Fluttershy pulled rainbow dash aside. Please? If there is any suspicious.....um....stuff, we can find out. And I know ill be safe with you. But...you cant be safe around me. Any chance of me biting you is too great. And what about our relationship and future? You know that we could never have foals safely. I cant even sleep with you! Hey. Well work it out. now can you please try to work with this pony? Ok. But im not saying it will go well. ? Hi! He he. Im rainbow dash. This is fluttershy and we are living together in ponyville. Hi. Yourself. Im Cloudcroft, cheif of vampirism association. nice to meet you. So your together? Together? I have a item thats great for you..... Here. Cloudcroft handed them a pamphlet that said: " a great guide for different relationships with vampires 101. This says cooking guide? Fluttershy wondered. oh! Sorry. There is a magic spell that makes the cover look different. And if a pony doesnt know about vampires, Then the magic makes the pony not interested. the point is, fluttershy will have to say the title, and then she will be able to see vampire products. Its very kind of you, but I really dont think this is nessesary. we have to be going anyway. Besides, I dont have any change. Oh, thats fine, you can have it free. Really? Well thanks. Now we really have to go. It was...um.... Nice... Meeting you Cloudcroft. Bye! Goodbye. Now remember, dont take it too far!" with this comment he burst out laughing. Rude, arrogant, crude, inappropriate little......
