"Humanity has fallen". "Why you ask"? "Well it all started 5 years ago, portals started opening all over the world". "And what came out of those portals? Ponies, ponies that had wings or horns or non. They started attacking us. We thought we could overpower them, but we were wrong.
They had acceces to great power known as magic. They ripped our Cities apart. there was this groups of ponies known as the elements of harmony with powerful magic known of the elements of harmony. It was more powerful than any of our nukes, it just destroyed everything it touched. Than all of a sudden this bitch known as Celestia gave a pretty crappy reason for attacking us. "This is for your own good, you have endless wars for no reason, surrender and we will bring you to Equestia to work as our slaves."
Well we refused and she brought total destruction on us until we couldn't fight no more. We were forced to go to Equestia to work as slaves. There we were treated like shit. WE HAD NO FUCKING RIGHTS, AND WHEN EVER WE REFUSED TO WORK, WELL WE GOT BEATNED. AND THEY SAY THIS IS FOR OUR OWN GOOD. I hope one day we will be free from this, and I also hope to see that bitch Celestia's head on a fucking pike, but that day may never come. This might be the end of humanity.
Sound of Doors getting blasted away Crap they found me.
*the unknown human reaches for his gun by is hit by a paralysis spell A group of unicorn guards pick up the human and bring outside where a portal is waiting. The human it dragged into the portal while the guards laugh. You humans just think we won't ever find you, and that you are safe, but you are wrong". The other guards go into the portal and it closes. Little do they know a large ship is watching them.