He-Man in Equestria

“RAWR!” roared Applejack.

“Let's turn this battle around!” shouted He-Man, “It's time to bring the fight to evil!” Atop Applejack's new saddle, He-Man charged at Skeletor and Discord.

“Hah! Your silly Battlecat never turned battles around! Why do you think using a pony for the role will do better?” taunted Skeletor.

“This pony is twice the man you'll ever be, Skeletor! Have at thee!” With a clank, He-Man's strike was blocked by Skeletor's staff.

“Is that all you've got, He-Man? Not much for 'the most powerful man in the universe',” said Skeletor, “Allow me to show you how to fight!” From the palm of his hand burst a bright flash, blinding He-Man and Applejack, then he knocked He-Man to the ground with a swing of his staff. “Discord! Take care of the pony! I've got this buffoon!”

“Little Applejack. Do you really think some fancy new armor will protect you from me, Discord, God of Chaos? It's like an ant trying to use a flower petal to stop a descending hoof!”

“You won't be so smug when I'm through kicking your tail!” Applejack spun 180 degrees and landed a buck right in the center of Discord's chest.

“Argh! It seems that armor enhances your strength somewhat. But it is no matter. I will still squash you like a bug.” With that, Discord unleashed a barrage of laser blasts and cotton candy balls, intent on the destruction of the pony before him.

While the battle raged, the other ponies began to awaken. As they watched what was going on around them, they began to sing. Their song was thus:

As their song began to wind down, the battle around them continued in full force. Magic blasts, bucks, laser beams, and punches permeated the air. Neither side could gain an inch.

“To me, Applejack!” shouted He-Man, “We must work together to win this fight!” Applejack ran to He-Man, who then mounted up. “You will never have Eternia, Skeletor, and you won't win here!” Once again, they charged their enemies.

“GREYSKUUUUUULL!” cried He-Man.

“SWEET APPLE ACRES!” cried Applejack.

He-Man sent Skeletor flying with a mighty punch, then Applejack leaped into the air and spun to hit Discord with a full force buck. It seemed like He-Man and the ponies were finally about to claim victory over evil.

“ENOUGH!” screamed Skeletor, “This fight ends now!” He slammed the butt of his staff into the ground, sending out a powerful shockwave that knocked He-Man and Applejack down. He proceeded to launch magic blast after magic blast at the duo, who could barely dodge fast enough. Discord joined into the fray, shooting balls of cotton candy at the pair. As they tired and their movements slowed, cotton candy locked their arms and legs in place.

“This is it,” said Skeletor, “the day I've waited my entire life for. This is the end of He-Man!” Skeletor lifted his staff for one last bolt. All hope seemed lost...

“Stop right there!” a voice commanded. Everyone looked around to see where the voice had come from.

“Look!” shouted Pinkie Pie, pointing to the sky.

Everyone looked up and saw the Equine Goddesses of the Sun and Moon, Princesses Celestia and Luna.

Would this be the miracle that our heroes need to win the fight? Or does evil have more tricks up its sleeve? The battle nears its epic conclusion!