Life was a waste. Life meant nothing to me. All i did was run from bullies, do schoolwork, and wake up and do it all over again. Life was a joke, and the joke was on me. But I'm the one laughing now. I don't need to torture animals anymore. I don't need to set fires anymore. When i inherited the infinite power of the darkness, the world ran out of time. Now? I'm gonna turn it into blood and darkness. When i'm done? Life will mean nothing.

(A crossover with "The Darkness" video games. Rated M for extreme violence, language and sexuality)