//-------------------------------------------------------// Dirty Deeds -by Gleaming- //-------------------------------------------------------// //-------------------------------------------------------// Two of a Kind //-------------------------------------------------------// Two of a Kind Dirty Deeds         The Maretropolis Asylum guards tossed their new inmate, the Mane-iac, into a cell and slid the metal bars of the cell across as the bars locked her in. The asylum was used for the mentally insane and imprisoning the most notorious criminals of all time, the Mane-iac was sent here after she was defeated once again by her archnemeses, the Power Ponies and their little dragon.         ‘’They will pay dearly for this! But first, I have to think of an escape plan,’’ Mane-iac turned her attention to the solid brick wall behind her. A sinister grin grew across her face while the guards stood outside of the prison cell to keep an eye on the insane villain, even though they installed security cameras attached to the wall.         Both cameras pointed at the Mane-iac, her tentacle-like tendrils wrapped around her own body like a twisted knot from her last encounter with the Power Ponies and Humdrum. She could already imagine her maniacal laughter echoing in the ears of her defeated enemies when her henchponies would flood the streets, and steal as much jewelry as they could.  Sadly, that dream can’t become a reality while those meddling little superheroes are around.         The guards had bags under their eyes, they yawned loudly near the prison cell. Mane-iac took advantage of this opportunity by sliding her hoof through the metal bar where she saw cell keys dangling from a chair, a small jingle could alert the guards and blow her cover.         ‘’I have to time this just right,’’ Mane-iac whispered silently as she slipped her hoof on the keys and threw it into her hooves. She grabbed the keys in her hooves while the guards were still asleep, searching through the diverse collection of keys and groaned in discomfort. ‘’This part isn’t going to be the easy part, I have to find exactly the right key for this cell.’’ Searching through the collection of keys, she found a heart-shaped key on the bottom and inserts the key into the hole of the cell. She turned the key to the side while also rotating the key as the turbines of the cell opened with a small click. The Mane-iac broke free of the tentacles to walk near the brick wall behind her, and she strapped a round bomb to the wall after she set the timer on the bomb. ‘’And here…we…go,’’ She ran a few feet away from the bomb and clicked the detonator on the explosive device, the bomb blew pieces of the brick wall into the prison cell, leaving a gaping hole. Afterwards, the open wall led to the bustling city of Maretropolis where most of the citizens were closing shop for the night and finishing up late night shopping. Her tentacle tendrils extended themselves out of the gaping hole and into the streets of Maretropolis, attaching themselves to a tall skyscraper near the local jewelry store that was about to close for the night. She stood atop the skyscraper that had a perfect view of the entire city where she could take as many things as she pleased. Down below, was a store that sold jewelry ranging from: diamonds, pearls, and rare exotic gems that were used for necklaces. She climbed down the skyscraper using her long green mane tentacles, as her body was above the jewelry store. ‘’Just mine for the taking.’’ A crowd of ponies pointed up at the sky and gasped in terror at the dark, mysterious figure standing up on a metal flying glider. The pony riding the glider wore a purple hood draped over his head to conceal his identity and stood up with his two hooves firmly planted on the glider, four bombs emerged from the small compartment from the bottom of the glider. He clutched two pumpkin bombs in each hand, and hurled the four bombs in the direction of the jewelry store and a few skyscrapers. The bombs all exploded simultaneously as the glass display window of the jewelry store shattered on impact. The bottoms of the two skyscrapers crashed down to the streets, fragments and shattered pieces flew into the air as the pieces cut deep into the flesh of the ponies running away in terror. Screams of pain and agony could be heard from a few yards from Maretropolis, pools of blood formed on the streets where dead bodies lay on the sidewalk. The Mane-iac’s mouth hung agape at the arrival of another villain, because she thought she was the only villain who patrolled around these parts to wreak havoc. She rolled her eyes and grabbed as many diamonds and jewels as she could carry with her, and tossed the pile of the diamonds and jewels into her suit to avoid any suspicion. The hooded figure watched in pleasure as his glider launched disintegration bombs. The bombs rolled on the street near some ponies that were still panicking only to be tripped by the rolling bombs, a white flash of light caused the ponies to cover their blind eyes before their bodies were reduced to bones. He lowered his glider down to the streets and stepped off the glider, when it took off into the beautiful night sky until he could press the button on his suit to call for its presence again. He walked up to the jewelry store, past ponies cowering on their hind legs in terror; The Goblin spotted the maniacal mare in a long latex suit filled with shiny, white diamonds that he knew she stole, and tapped her on the back.  “Who are you and what are you doing, stealing my diamonds?” The unhinged mare grabbed the Goblin by his hoof, holding him upside down feeling the blood rushing to his head. “Your diamonds? I stole these fair and square!” He snapped and gritted his teeth before she launched him through a glass jewelry display case, causing shards of glass to be embedded in his fur and his black hood. Her tentacles wrapped around his belly to keep him bound against the wall, his back pinned against the wall. “You really think that your little intimidation tactic can scare me?” Goblin simply giggled, not phased by the immediate threat. “This is no game, you insolent little pest!” she rammed his back further into the column of the wall. The Mane-iac was never fond of other ponies testing her patience with theft, but maybe this one pony could be an exception. “I’m not a pony to be messed with either,” The Goblin pressed his hoof against the button on his gauntlet as his glider rushed out of the blue, right behind the villainous mare, careening into the back of her latex suit, the metal edges of the glider cutting deep into her spine. He slid himself to keep his distance away from her and laid on the cold, hard glass-covered floor. The pain shooting up through her back was too agonizing for her to bare. She dropped down to the floor on her forelegs, looking down as drops of blood fell from her back and one of her eyes glared at the Goblin. He pressed another button on his gauntlet, causing the glider to retract its metal edges.  Small drops of blood were still present on the metal flying contraption before it set itself down on the floor near the two villains. “You’ll pay for this,” she grunted and heaved from the stinging pain, arching her back only a little to avoid breaking her spine completely. “To make up for what I did, I’ll go blow up a hospital and steal some medicine for you. You know, to heal your back.” Goblin ran over to the glider and stood firmly on it. The glider took off into the sky and followed the coordinates to the nearest hospital. Maretropolis Hospital         He arrived at the hospital to search for the medicine, his glider elevated up to the glass outside of one of the patient rooms. His eyes were fixated on a room with bandages, syringes, and medicine cabinets that could hold what he is looking for. Luckily for him, the hospital was closed for the night. The glider crashed through the  window as glass scattered across the floor of the Medicine Research room. He reached his glove-covered hoof into one of the wooden cabinets, and grabbed a syringe filled with green liquid. He jumped onto his glider on his way out of the room, and the glider flew back to the Maretropolis Jewelry Store. He looked down below at the city left in destruction from his encounter earlier with the Mane-iac and he didn’t expect himself to actually have the thought of healing her for his own personal gain. He stepped off his glider as it landed on the ground. The Mane-iac was curled up in the fetal position in a small pool of her own blood with her forelegs and hind legs closer to each other. She saw him approach her as he smacked his hoof gently against the top of the syringe and brought the syringe to her back.  He reeled his hoof back quickly and inserted the green fluid into her skin. He pushed down on the syringe until all of the fluid was gone, throwing the now empty syringe to the side. “Feel better-?” He was cut off by her hoof wrapped around his throat, throttling him back and hurling him down to the ground. “Better, better? You expect me to feel better after your glider stabbed me in the back, left me in a pool of my own blood, and jammed a syringe of this suspicious green liquid into my back?” She snapped, keeping him pinned down. “Yeah,” He answered nonchalantly, shrugging his shoulders. “You have some psychological issues, and that says a lot coming from me.” “Trust me, after a company threatened to stop funding my billion dollar company if I didn’t test a serum that gave me physical abilities and intellect, you’re not the crazy one here. I gained insanity from all of that alone.” “I’ll take your word from it. I suggest you take me to my old hideout, the Maretropolis Shampoo Factory.” Mane-iac suggested as her pain ridden body was picked up in his forelegs and the Goblin stepped on his glider. “As you wish, but I’d better get a reward for this.” The wings on the glider rose from the street for the Goblin to listen for the Mane-iac’s specific directions to the factory. “Take a right and we’ll get there.” Mane-iac said, the glider flew off to the right as the Goblin leaned over to the right for the wings to expand. The Goblin Glider made its arrival to the factory, his Goblin Glider crashed into the metal gate of the factory. As they careened through the metal gate, the glider crashed into the purple brick walls causing pieces of the bricks crashing onto the glider. The Goblin looked around at the two vats of green and purple colored mane growth containers and they stood up slowly on their hooves stumbling near a stripe-colored couch. “Green and purple goo? Jeez, I thought I was the strange one. So, where’s my reward?” He closed his eyes, opening his hands waiting for his reward to come to him. “Oh, you’ll get your reward alright,” She licked her lips and looked deeply into his yellow irises. “Are you trying to seduce me?” He furrowed his brow, taking a step back to one of the couch’s arm rests. “You’ll just have to wait and see, now won’t you?” She jumped up on her hooves, pouncing down on him and pinned his arms down with her tentacle-like appendages. “You’re not playing fair!” He struggled to lifts his arms to break free of her grip, but was unsuccessful. She gasped at his remark. “We’re villains, I don’t have to play fair and neither do you.” As she sat down on his chest and spread her hind legs apart in front of his eyes, she ripped his attire and let her tongue slither down along his chest leaving a long trail of saliva behind. She didn’t want to spoil him too early, but an opportunity like this might never come again. The Goblin flipped her hind legs off his chest, pinning her forelegs down with her hind legs high up in the air. A wicked smile and two glowing eyes looked surprised at his upper body strength while she sneaked a peek at his erect member pointing at her. “Looks like I got you all excited now.” Her tentacle-like appendages grabbed him from behind, and pinned the goblin down on his chest. “Give up?” She smirked at him, her gaze didn’t leave the member that caught her eye. She pressed her lips against his neck and chest, kissing a path down to the member between his hind legs. Her hooves pressed along the top of his shaft as she opened her mouth and stuffed her mouth with his erect member. He groaned at the tall mare sucking the roof of his cock before she loosened her grip and opened her mouth back up with a loud pop. “I feel like I’m letting you do all the work. Let me have a shot at this for my first time,” The Mane-iac agreed, nodding her head at him. He flipped her over in a kneeling position with her on her knees and her flank pointing straight up in the air. He thrusts his hips forward, his member hitting the lines of her marehood expanding in the tight comfort of her latex suit and the heat forming around it. “Oh please, don’t stop.” Feeling the urge to start the climax early, she urged him to pleasure her for a little more. He inserts his cock deeper into her marehood to where she moaned with pleasure, she felt the sweaty, musky scent enter her lower region and she moaned loudly. The intense heat from her marehood spread across her whole lower body until she couldn’t wait until he finished her off, she dragged her forelegs along the soft couch impatiently.         A small hole from the shaft of his cock opened as a wave of white cum came rushing through his body and into her marehood, she let out a pleasurable moan when the white cum made its way in and implanted itself inside of her.         He rolled off of her sweaty body with her latex suit covered in their juices. They wiped the sweat off of their bodies when the Mane-iac found a slimy strand of his cum on the bottom of her suit, lapping the cum up and swallowing it.         “That was pretty intense for my first time.” The Goblin panted, his back pinned down against the hard, black floor.         “Pleasuring ponies is my specialty, and they can’t resist me when I have them under my control. You had no choice but to pleasure me, was it really worth it?” Mane-iac smirked with a big grin across her face.         “I guess so, let’s do this again sometime.” THE END