Luna's Worst Nightmare

by IGNORE IGNORE

Rating: teen
Tags: Alternate Universe, Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Sex, Princess Celestia
Length: 1628

Luna has been working to hard lately. Princess Celestia believes she needs a break. What better way to do that then read her a bedtime story. Not just any bedtime story but, one of her very own written fan-fictions!

Luna has been working to hard lately. Princess Celestia believes she needs a break. What better way to do that then read her a bedtime story. Not just any bedtime story but, one of her very own written fan-fictions!

Published 2014-08-07 23:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-08-08 20:37:50 UTC

Chapter one - Tia?

"There we... Go!" Luna cheered. Raising the moon the moon. She watched its glow shine, looking almost as beautiful as an elegant swan. Luna wiped a sweat from a hard days work. She then stood there, taking in the moons beautiful features. Just as the moonlight started twinkling, Luna couldn't help but sigh.

"Well done sister," Celestia complimented. As she trotted over to her sister she noticed something. She took a good look at her sister for one good minute. Realizing why she had seemed so... Different you could almost say. A yawn then escaped Luna's lips, while stretching her forelegs. Luna moaned for a split second before putting em hooves down.

"Y-yeah," Luna yawned once more. Everything then seemed to get dizzy around her. She blinked trying to snap out of it. A heavy feeling of tiredness then came to the mare. Her insides tingled at the strange feeling, she never had felt before. She yawned once more, Holding onto Celestia's back. Her eyes then shut without warning, loosing her balance falling hard on Celestia.

"Sister, may you please get off of me?" Asked Celestia kindly. All she got in response was a snore from her little sister. Celestia giggled as she saw her sister snore. A idea then suddenly popped into Celestia's head. She grinned evilly, rubbing her hooves together.

"Sorry! Uh, sorry, sister..." Said Luna who lifted her head off of her sisters back. She nodded her head randomly trying to get a hold of herself. "Really sister, i'm sorry, I don't know what happened. It was so weird like I never felt this feeling before... It's so weird because I never yawn! Or fall asleep like that, or loose my balance."

"Sister you're tired," Celestia grinned. She then closed her eyes and covered her ears, waiting for Luna to scream any second now. Instead Luna just stood there speechless.

"W-what! Tired?! Are you drunk Tia?" Luna frowned. She had not wanted to believe that her sister was right. That back of her mind convinced herself that wasn't tired. She hadn't even believed it was possible for the princess of the night to be tired. It simply made no sense to her.

"You know my dear sister, whom I love so much..." Celestia trailed off for a minute. "You know let me just thank you personally for all you do. I mean this is amazing sister... But you need to take a break,"

"A break?! Tia there is no room for breaks! I mean i'm already wasting time. I should be in some ponies dream by now!" Luna protested. There was no way Luna was going to let her sister win this one. No matter how right she was, this was something Luna couldn't allow herself to do.

"Come on sister please? it would only be one night... Plus my baby little sister needs her rest," Celestia said with puppy eyes. She had tried so hard to convince her sister for once to listen. Celestia had finally found the perfect time to read one of her badass fan-fictions. There was no room for Luna to get away this time. Tonight was going to be the night Celestia succeeds, no matter how much Luna complains. This was something she could never pass up.

"I said no!" Luna yelled.

"I promise if you just listen to me you won't regret this! Please you know there is no way in Equestria you can go like that. How will you be able to help your subjects, if you're to busy falling asleep." Celestia pointed out. Luna just glared at her being defeated. As much as Luna had wanted to refuse, she couldn't. Mainly because her big sisters point had been valid. Luna hung her head then spoke up.

"Fine. But only this once," Luna notified. Princess Celestia then couldn't help but cheer. She made a fan girlish face then, never feeling so much happiness in her life. She then without warning, took a hold of her sisters hoof dragging her around the castle.

"God damn sister! Why are you tucking me in bed? You know i'm not a little filly anymore!" Luna pouted crossing her arms. Celestia just ignored her giving her a kiss on the forehead.

"Oh, but you are my little sister. So you're still little," Celestia giggled. She then trotted away from her little sister, looking for a specific fan-fiction of hers.

"Sister what the buck are you looking for?" Luna said annoyed. She rolled her eyes as she saw her big sister then scream like a fan girl. Celestia jumped onto the air then for a little while. Whom, was acting like a little filly which, Luna found pretty amusing. Even if her big sisters screams were quite annoying.

"Lulu! I found it." Celestia ran over to her sister not wasting a single second. She then stuffed her fan-fiction onto Luna's face, who couldn't breathe off the pressure. Celestia then pulled her fan-fiction back.

"Don't call me that! It makes me feel like a little slut...."

"Oh, but sister you are! I know you day dream about you and Micheal Jackson having sex," Celestia laughed. Knowing she had won the right to call her sister that.

"Oh shut up! You know he is so danmmmm sexy in em shoes!" Luna licked her lips. A blush then appeared to her face as she thought about Micheal Jackson.

"Ohhhh! Look who is blushing. My little sister wants to have sex with Micheal Jackson!" Celestia teased.

"Ah! Stop it! You know he's sexy! And besides you're the weird one who be writing clop-fictions of you and your student!" Luna laughed. As she laughed she then got a speechless face from Celestia.

"Wh-what h-how?" Celestia asked.

"Don't ask," Luna whistled nervously. Remembering the horrible memory of her stumbling across the clop-fiction. She would never forget how she stumbled across it. And it was all her big sisters fault, mainly for putting it in the kitchen. Luna remembered how she couldn't resist reading it. She had been so desperate to know what she had wrote. Luna had wished so bad she had never came across it. Horrible erotic pictures of Twilight and her big sister came to her head then.

"Whatever! Anyways little sister, since, you're taking a break I thought of something.... Something enough to distract you for tonight-" Celestia got cut off by Luna who gave her a mean face.

"Get to the point before I fall to sleep,"

"Okay, okay! I was thinking... That I can personally read you one of my fan-fictions," Celestia's eyes grew. She puckered her lips making a innocent cute look. Enough to make Luna feel guilty if she said no. "Also if you don't let me I will personally strip you of your magic for a whole week. And then make you read some of my erotic fan-fictions. Which, I know you hate so much Lulu," Celestia whispered in her most innocent voice ever.

"Okay.. Just get it over with," Luna gulped. "This isn't a erotic fan-fiction right? And please tell me there is not one 69 scene..." Luna added.

"Excellent! You're trapped with me till the next 69 chapters. But don't worry I promise you won't regret this little sister," Celestia laughed evilly.

"Oh, this is going to be one long ass night..." Luna muttered to herself. She then felt almost as if she wanted to curl up into a ball and cry. Which she couldn't because of her sisters threat. She watched horrified as her sister opened the first page. Celestia then gave her sister a evil smile before continuing. Eeyup there is not going to be anyway she was going to survive this.

Author's Note

This is going to one long ass night. Poor little Lulu hopefully she survives. :pinkiecrazy:

Chapter two - Luno's a slut

"Chapter one Luno's a slut,"

"What the buck sister! Luno? Seriously i've heard better...." Luna rolled her eyes. Not wanting to believe what the bitch just said.

"Oh sister, I know the name Luno turns you on," Celestia grinned evilly. Luna just blushed looking down at her sheets. Trying to avoid contact with her sister whom, was always right all the time.

"Just continue...." Luna trailed off closing her eyes.

"Okay, as I was saying before my slutty sexy ass sister cut me off! Chapter one Luno's a slut...." Celestia took a deep breathe before continuing. "Once upon a time there was a slut named Luno. She loved to stare at her older sister Celostio,"

"I really bucking hate you sister...." Luna cried. Celestia gave her a evil grin as she saw her sister cry. She then patted her little sisters head to make her feel better. But it didn't work mainly cause it made her cry more.

"I love you too sister, now back to my badass story! One day.."

"Wait one day? I thought you already.. Uh nevermind," Luna sighed.

"As I was saying.... One day Luno was staring at her amazing hot sexy beautiful sister. She smirked evilly crawling over closer to her sexy sister. Once she was super close to her sister she had touched her amazing flank-" Celestia got cut off by a slap from her little sister. Celestia stared at her sister with a horrified face. "What the buck was that for Lulu?!"

"One: For writing creepy shit about me. Two: For forcing me to hear this shit. Three: For calling me Lulu," Without wasting one more second Luna jumped on her sister.

"What are you doing- AHHHH!" Celestia screamed as Luna bit her. Celestia then turned into a vampire right after and so yeah.. THE FUCKING END MOTHER BUCKERS! :pinkiecrazy:

Author's Note

:pinkiecrazy: Damn!