Hi. Let's get something straight, I'm gay and I love anything with dicks and vagic.
It was a night like any other and the room was only lit by the monitor on my desk next to my bed. I was in bed, jacking off, listening to women orgasm like I normally do. Suddenly, there was a blinding golden flash of light. It was so strong I had to cover my eyes. When I opened them, I gasped. Shrek was in my room! He looked just as horny up as I was, shaking his flaccid penis and green balls and repeatedly roaring. Slowly, Shrek turned his head and saw me. He let out a mighty roar, and laughed. I spread my butt cheeks for Shrek, he penetrated my butthole. He said this is my swamp now and released his Shrek juices. It was all ogre now.
"Oh my gosh! Are my eyes decieveing me?! Is your dick really that small?! A-Are you a human?!" Lyra stuttered. My eyes were still wide with shock. A...REAL penis. A real life, tangible penis spewing man juice! I slowly nodded, unable to speak. She moaned again and ran up to me, tapping my hands and stroking my cock. She began asking me millions of questions about my penis. I tried to answer them at first, but she got so horny! Her vagina got wet and she began to orgasm louder, so I quickly put my hand over her muzzle, massaging her nipples.
"Quiet my mom and dad are fucking!" I hissed. I let go of her clitoris and she moaned loudly. Lyra orgasmed.
"I'm sorry...it's just...wow, a real life penis!" said Lyra. I said wanna fuck?
Lyra looked up at me, her eyes filled with hornyness.
"What's it like? Having sex, I mean," asked Lyra. I froze. Wow. How do I respond to that? What IS it like having sex?
"I...I don't know! No one will fuck me, not even pedophiles. What's it like having a vagina?" I asked her. Lyra put a hoof on her clit.
"Wow, that's a hard question. Hmm," said Lyra. Suddenly, the horny, mint green unicorn moaned.
"I know! The only way to know what it's like to have sex is to have sex!" said Lyra.
"What are you saying?" I asked. She grabbed my penis with her hooves.
"I have a spell that can save our virginities. You fuck me, I fuck you. That is, if you want to. So, what do you say?" asked Lyra. My eyes grew wide? Have sex? Well, I guess it couldn't hurt.
"Can we do it?" I asked. She nodded.
"Yes we can." said Lyra. Her vagina got wet. The intercourse of mammals hurts females, as my human penis grew firm she forced it into her vagina. We both orgasmed instantly.
