woohoo....?

by Whiskers

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Gummy, Random, Pinkie Pie, Sex, Applejack, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Romance
Length: 1077

Semi-Clop

hint at Clop, but no actions described in this... have fun reading this! ......i think?

Published 2012-04-22 00:14:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-04-22 00:14:01 UTC

....?

SEMI-CLOP

“.....So then I said, OATMEAL! Are you cuh-RAZY?!” Exclaimed the pink earth pony to her pet alligator Gummy. Looking up at her hungrily, Gummy opened his mouth, exposing his toothless maw and chomped her leg. Giggling, she picked him up and set him on her bouncy mane.

Walking out of Sugarcube Corner, Pinkie immediately spun in circles. Wondering why she was randomly spinning, she jumped and landed in the middle of the street watching a very frantic Rainbow Dash fly off.

Squeeing like a little filly, she took off after the cyan pegasus. Seeing her target land in a tree to catch her breath, she stopped below the branches and called out:

“HEY! Rainbow Dash! Down here!”

Taking off as fast as she could, Rainbow seemed to teleport to the top of the mountain where they forced a dragon to leave, but it was still about half as fast as Pinkie got there. Helping her feathered friend up, she grinned.

“Heya Rainbow! Lovely view, isn't it?”

“Sure is Pin- WAH! How did you get up here so fast?!”

“Calm down silly! I'm Pinkie Pie, remember?”

“........yeah. Well hey, I'm trying to hide from Applejack.... Do you have any idea where I could hide until she cools off?”

“Sure! It's my favorite place to play with Gu- OHWAIT! The place I was gonna show you is mine and Gummy's favorite hide-and-seek spot! I can't show you that! Then me and Gummy would have to worry about being found! Buuttt..... WAIT A SEC- oh, nope... That's where my secret stash of candy is...”

Leaving while the pink pony was preoccupied, the rainbow-maned pegasus quickly headed back to Ponyville in hopes of finding a great hiding spot. Before long, she realised she was having to try way too hard to fly, so she stopped and took a rest. Hopping off of her back, Pinkie Pie held Gummy in her jaws.

“...Phey Phraynbow Dach! Can meh and Gummyh hayng owth wiff yoo toodae?”

Pausing before she answered, Rainbow sighed.

“Fine, just keep outta my way and let me know if you see Applejack.”

“Why on earth would ya need her for that hun?”

“Cuz- ohh... crap.”

“I PHOWND HER! I PHOWND HER!”

Rainbow looked back into her marefriends eyes as Pinkie swung Gummy back and forth happily in her mouth and grinned sheepishly.

“Hehe... Howdy Pardner.”

Using Applejack's southern accent only seemed to annoy the orange mare even further.

“Why are you avoiding me Rainbow Dash?”

“Cuz.. Well... I-I don't..”

Pinkie jumped between them before Rainbow got too deep in her hole.

“She promised to help me with my party silly! It WAS going to be a surprise party for you, but I guess you ruined it.”

Shrugging as if she really cared, Pinkie started walking away and got distracted, not seeming to care if either pony even heard her. Rainbow stuttered as she said:

“Look hun, I was gonna tell you, but I...”

“But what Rainbow?”

Screwing up her face and looking away, Rainbow squeaked out:

“I saw you using an apple to.... playmnbth ysnlf....”

Blushing deeply, Applejack took a step back, chuckling nervously hoping her marefriends mumbles werent what they slightly sounded like..

“Ah-Ah'm sorry hun... what was that?”

“I said I saw you playing with yourself yesterday... with an apple..”

Blushing profusely, the orange mare refused to look away from Rainbow.

“And what does that have to do with you running away from me all morning?”

Again coming out of nowhere (and without Gummy for some strange reason), Pinkie exclaimed:

“DUH!! She wanted to help me make this fan fiction! Wouldn't be very much of a fanfic if it was just her telling you she saw that! Silly-Filly! Then it would be a clop-fic and not too many ponies like that you goof!”

After booping Applejack on the nose, Pinkie smiled and bounced happily away and not seeming to notice she left Gummy on a haybale next to the windmill.

Watching Pinkie go for a minute or two, Applejack looked back at Rainbow.

“What's the real reason Rainbow?”

“Well... seeing it turned me on so much I wanted to just burst through the door and help you.. but I thought I thought you would think I was rushing things like I normally do so I flew away after you finished. I saw the whole thing and I didn't want you to know...”

Rainbow tried to hide just how upset she was by turning away and looking at the sky. Little did she know, Applejack had seen her do this a few too many times and knew it meant the cyan mare was unhappy. Applejack sat next to her marefriend and pretended not to notice rainbow's obvious feelings.

“Hun... All you had to do was ask me and Ah woulda told you my thoughts on it. Even though we've only been together almost four months now, we've done a lot together. We moved a dragon out of Equestria, stopped a town from being trampled by buffalo and stopped Nightmare Moon. Ah say if we did all that together, were ready to have sex.”

Looking at Applejack and not believing her hears, Rainbow blushed at her marefriends bluntness. Laughing, Applejack gently hit the pegasus on her leg.

“Haha what's got your feathers in a twist? All Ah said was that Ah think we can have a more intimate relationship. Ah love you and you love me as far as I can tell, so why shouldn't we?”

Feeling so happy she felt like she is about to pas out, Rainbow leaned over and kissed her marefriend deeply.

“I never thought I'd hear you say that AJ. But I'm glad that you did.”

(very poorly written but idgaf. I may as well be stoned, high, and drunk because im so tired but I cant sleep cuz im waiting for food to be ready. Turkey :D but seriously, if you don't like it, just move on. If you somehow DO like it, go get your mental stability checked cuz I think you have issues. Juss' sayin ;) also I was distracted by ponies on my screen. Spitfire, Derpy and Rainbow Dash keep on taking turns following my cursor and the rest of the ponies I like are running around everywhere! D: im so happy and annoyed at the same time! XD well goodnight everypony, I hope you all at least found this story “entertaining” haha and sorry for the rant.)