Random happening of Equestria

by GCMX

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 360

Random things that pop into my head while at work

Having Asperger's syndrome and 10 hours of mindless work a day really gets you thinking o ponies. Here is some of what pops up in my demented little mind

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-07-30 04:14:14 UTC

Market Day

Market day,

Ponies all about getting all the supplies they need for the upcoming week.  Twlight was going stall to stall running the necessary errands needed to keep the library and a young dragon satisfied.  Just about to pay for some veggies from a stall clerk the sky suddenly fell dark.  Celestia’s sun had been blocked by the moon.  Out of nowhere they started off slowly moving around the sky.

“What the heck is going on Twlight?” asking the small dragon besides her.  The fight growing faster and stronger.  Stars falling out towards the sun and moon.  Both masses growing into long rods of light, fighting like swords.  One Blue and one of pure light.  Clashing one another endless.

Back and fourth trying to knock the other askew.  Suddenly the white stick making contact with the background causing a cracking sound.  Like shattering glass it broke up and became what we know as the television ant race.  Both suddenly falling out of the sky.

All on seers were puzzled on what just happened. Suddenly spike belched a letter.  “maybe something to explain this?” Said Twlight as she opened it up.

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Dear Princess Twlight Sparkle,

Please tell my sister to stop poking me.

Your Fellow Princess

Luna

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Suddenly another letter

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Dear Princess Twlight Sparkle,

Please let Luna know she is a fat cow

Princess Celestia

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Burp

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Dear Princess Twlight

She just hit me

Luna

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Burp….”It’s starting to hurt”

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Dear Princess

No I didn’t she started it

Celsestia

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“I can’t do this any longer I feel pain”

Suddenly letters left and right keep materializing from spike

“Oh shut it I have a solution” She snapped and him in annoyance.  She stepped over to a stall and made a generous offer.  Coming back she gave it to spike and said to him, “Light and send”.  With a nod he did as told and they both looked up at the castle to see a large explosion.  A moment later….

Burp…..”Not again”

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Dear Princess Twlight Sparkle.

Ouch

Love.~.~.~

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Twlight looked back over to the TNT merchant and thanked him before continuing on her way.  "Seriously this has to stop happening more than once a month" Twlight muttered to herself.

END