Twilight n Flash in a cafe. Hilarious
Once upon a time,Twilight recieved a letter from the princess. The letter said ' Dear Twilight,I set up a meeting in the Canterlot cafe. Come at 7.00p.m sharp'. It was 7.00,Twilight arrived to the Canterlot cafe.She saw Princess Celestia with Flash Sentry.
Princess Cadence left them alone with a candle,sunflower sandwitches and coffee.Before Princess Cadence left,Twilight said ' You didn't tell me that Flash was coming'. Princess Cadence ignored.
Twilight said 'So,hi Flash' in an akward look.Flash said 'same to you 'looking serious.Twilight accidently spilled her coffee on the floor ,slipped all the way to the stalion's restroom.She said ' Opps' blushing in front of Flash while twirling her mane. Her sandwitch slipped of her hoof,glid on the table and mysteriosly flew up than hit Flash's head.Twilight said ' Opps,I guess i'm just a little clumsy . Now what should I eat ?'. Flash said ' You could share mine' I don't mind.
"But ,what about just now?".
"Its ok,I forgive you".
"Thanks".
Flash split his sandwitch apart. Flash said 'here'.They both finished their sandwitches,but Twilight was still hungry.Flash called the waiter and said 'i'll order your most finest food for the princess,for 150 bits'. The waiter gave the food.The food was a large cup of milk coffee with 5 daisies, lavenders and carnations sandwitches.Flash said 'When I said finest i meant most delicious not most biggest,I am not happy with your service'. Twilight said 'It's ok,I can eat this even though i can't finish it I could just take away'.
Princess Celestia came by their table from nowhere and snatched most of the food and ran outside to hide in the garbage bin while laughing like a maniac.All was left was a daisy that got steped on. "Does your teacher really eat that much" asked Flash.
"Depends. On Monday, she eats 50 sandwiches,Tuesday 15 gingerbread houses,Wednesday everyfood in a train,Thursday, everyfood in 1000 shopping carts, Friday, everyfood in 60 malls, Saturday, eveyfood in a village and on Sundays, she could eat 2000 horses". Eveyone in a cafe gasped on the last part. "Not really", said Twilght.Everyone gasped and took out some cameras. "Why on Equastria are they taking out so many cameras?" asked Twilght."Do I looked like Star Swirl the Bearded to you" asked Flash.
"Wait that purple haired freak, RARITYYYYYYYYY!" Gasped Twilight."Do I realy look like a freak without my makeup", said Rarity in shock."That guard,Rainbow Dash, That daisy sandwicth, Applejack!That rabbit,Fluttershy!,that wall,oh wait that is just a wall covered in mustard. That bubble gum that mare is chewing, Pinkie Pie!", screamed Twilight. "Why in Equastria are you doing in here with cameras?" Asked Twilight.
"Heard gossip about one of the princesses in the cafe with a stallion and Princess Celastia going crazy and told everyone"
"Came to make sure this stallion is nice and kind"
"Can't lie right,sugarcube. All right. Same reason as Rainbow"
"Just to order Angel some food and give cameras to everyone"
"Love to spy.And get me out of here.Ahhhhhhh! The horror of teeth"
"Wait,what! You told everyone in Ponyville"
"Of Course not, darling..."
(Whew)
"...EVERYONE IN EQUASTRIA THROUGH NEWSPAPER"
"WHAT!!!! First someone get Pinkie out of there"
"Fine.But I'm taking my time" said Rainbow Dash.
"Now Rarity. WHY IN EQUASTRIA WOULDYOU TELL EVERYONE IN EQUASTRIA ABOUT IMPORTANT MEETING!!!!" Screamed Twilght at the top of her lungs.
"The important meeting of a missing Princess Celastia, the meeting of muzzles or the meeting of the lips" said Rarity with a sly grin.
Flash sneaked out the door when Twilight was still screaming like a maniac.Twilight came out 50 minutes later and saw Princess Cadence talking to Flash before he left to the Crystal Empire. Princess Cadence then brought a tied Princess Celastia to a nearby mental hospital. She then said to Twilght " I sent you here to check on the Elements of Harmony wielders are doing and sent Flash Sentry here as..as... well I forgot. How heavy do you weight, Aunt! ow, my hip and arm!" Screamed Princess Cadence.
