After being banished my celestia I did not know what to do. I tried to redeem my self… but failed every time. So I left equestria. After 2000 years of waiting in the shadows of equestria I came back… this is my story of how I came back… “So this is Equestria.” “Not how I remember it, they advanced greatly.” “Hmm, I wonder If our old shack is still standing.” “Will she even remember me? will she still like me? after how I betrayed her? Hmm I don’t know I just hope luna will forgive me…” “Well lets go see what is new.” After walking for a long boring time I got to our old shack, settled in, And I don’t know put in a bed? “Well it’s beat up but I can restore it.” “There now to change my appearance.” “No, No, NO! Hmm here we go, something she will remember but not celestia.” After changing my look I went for a walk and walked across a creepy forest. Of course I went in looking for trouble and for adventure! “Well this place looks creepy just how I like it!” 5 minutes later… “HOLY GREAT PONY IN THE SKY I’M OUT A HERE!” Never ever! have I seen a place like that! anyway after that panic I had I ran into a wooden cabin literally it hurt bad” *BANG “OWWW!” “What was that? Wait, a new town? how much did this place grow?” “We- oh no. I need to hide! there!” when I ran behind a tree a pony came out of the cabin singing with birds and other animals, like a disney princess. disney datney. Back on track, she didn’t see me so I just watched, seeing if I can learn anything about the new age pony’s. Of course all I saw was see a pony sing and take care of animals. “She is good with animals, really good.” “Oh crud I think see saw me, yes yes she did!” A little after she saw me she darted inside her cabin. “Did I scare her? I don’t think I’m that scary, maybe she is scared easy or is shy? Whatever the reason I need to be more careful.” So after that moment… I decided to look around town. “ponyville, this place is called ponyville? not the most clever of names but I won’t argue.” So after enjoying my self and looking around I saw two things that made me confused and jaw drop. “hey little girls, do you know what happened here?” Ya a evil guy blew it up!.” the girl said, “Ok, thanks and do you work on a farm?” “Ya a apple farm!”she said, “Cool thanks for the info.” “you're welcome! lets go girls!”the girl said, And the jaw drop: I saw a new castle. “Wait when did a new castle get built? Is there a new alicorn princess?” I really didn’t know why there was a new castle but I looked around that. And then A WAY too pink pony just saw me gasped and ran away… AM I REALLY THAT UGLY OR SCAREY COME ON! so then I saw a pony pulling a apple cart and selling some apples. “How much money do I have? not much” “Wait.” after looking at the money used I knew my money was worthless, well I can sell the old money for some new money I can use. It is 2000 years old. “Hmm who will give me, what’s it called ‘bits’? It’s hard telling what people say from a distance.” “AH! there!” So I sold my old ‘bits’ for new ones I can use. And got some apples. “Finally after not eating for 300 days I got some food.” “No No NO! that is a crime against fashion and you're all dirty!” A fabulous pony said. “Um who are you?” I said. “*Gasp you don’t know me!” she said “Nope” “Well now you do i’m rarity, and I’m going to clean you up now!” “Wa-” Before I knew it she pulled me into a… I don’t know what she pulled me into but there were dresses all over the place. “There now you're fabulous!” rarity said “I am fabulous.” I said “Well it’s free, after all you did look like you didn’t live around other ponies for years away from everything and look like you rolled in mud.” rarity said “Well thanks for that update… I’ll be going.” “take care!” “Well that was… interesting” ZOOM “WHOA” ZERRRRR “WHOA” “what was THAT?” “thats rainbow dash” a random pony said “Thanks for telling me” “you’re welcome”
“she’s fast, but I don’t think she’s faster than me.” WORST THINGS I EVER SAID because “rainbow dash” over heard me. “So you wanna race?” rainbow said “Where did you come from?” “I heard you say you’re faster than me so lets race.” rainbow said “Ok you’re on, what’s point A and point B?” I said “The apple farm barn to… the end of the everfree forest, and back.” “lets do this then.” So after taking our places and the pink pony raised the green flag we were off! we started side by side until rainbow started picking up speed so I used my special skills and darted forward in one short but strong burst, now I’m in the lead! But that made her angry, must hate losing. At this point we got to the everfree forest end and being on the left rainbow got a head start on the way back. then she got smaller and more aerodynamic in the front I knew something was up. then BOOM rainbow circle and I used that to my advantage. How? I hitched a ride on the rainbow made and BANG black dust came out from behind me and FLASH a picture has taken so we can see who won. and the winner is… no one! its a tie! she was PISSED she could lose her title that i didn’t know she had of best flyer in ponyville now she is tied with another. I got out of there before she got really mad. And finally I get to see the new alicorn princess I thot she would look better but nope luna is still the best. And she isn't even a alicorn by blood how I know? there are flaws that are hard to explain some clear she isn't too skilled in flying but she knows magic well. So ya. I ignored her and gave her a look with squinted eyes and a frown. she looked confused and I laughed after we walked away from each other! I don’t know what was so funny.
“Well I've seen enough of ponyville, time to see if Luna will remember me.” “I hope that old trap door is still there.” after I mumbled to myself, I flew up to under canterlot and yes it was there! “Yes it’s here just hope theres no guards.” 30 minutes later “Well so far so good, There!” “our old secret way in and out.” “Hope luna didn’t close it.” So I pushed it to find that it isn’t locked or blocked. But luna or any guards where there. So I just waited, and waited, and waited she never came no one ever walked down the hall I don’t know why, so I decided to look around. I found that this hallway has been completely blocked off. “Whats going on? this is lunas room why is it blocked off?” of course THAT FRICKEN NEW ALICORN TOLD CELESTIA SHE SAW A STRANGE NEW PONY AND SAID HE DIDN’T KNOW MUCH OR SOMETHING TO GIVE ME AWAY! so now a net fell and trapped me. Next thing I know I’m face to face with celestia and luna in the background. “So you came back after I banished you and tried to send you to tartarus.” celestia said “You don’t understand! I told you I didn’t turn willingly! I was-” “THATS ENUFF! now you will go to tartarus, where you belong.” celestia said. And after I heard that I heard him. “YoU CaN’t TaKe ThAt FrOm HeR Go YoU KnOw WhAt To Do.” he said I tried to resist but part slipped thru. Only enuff to aid in my escape so I got out of there leaving all partly hurt but luna, and just before I left she gave me this look, I don’t know what it meant but I know where to go to now. “Hey I got tied in a race with this new guy! can you believe that?” rainbow dash said “Aww is he gone? I had A HUUUUGE party planned, oh well” pinkie pie said “He bought a lot of apples, I had to go get more to sell.” “Well when I saw him I knew I needed to help him!” rarity said “How did you help him?” rainbow said “I made him fabulas after what he looked like!”
“...” all but rarity ‘said’ “Well he gave me this weird angry look so I told celestia and she sent me back this letter saying I did all of equestria a big favor doing this, and I don’t know why she didn’t say!” twilight said “well i saw him by my house and heard me sing, from behind a tree.” fluttershy said “GREAT now he’s a stalker too!” rainbow dash said “Just because he is behind a tree doesn't mean he’s a stalker maybe he’s shy?” twilight said “NOW THERES TWO SHY PONIES!” pinkie pie said “Or maybe the bad guy is crushing on fluttershy.” rainbow said “Rainbow, don’t be so ridiculous!” “Umm any pony see where fluttershy went to?” apple jack said
“Maybe she went home to think about having some pony having a crush on her? It would be a first.” rarity said “maybe” twilight said So now at fluttershy’s cabin: “oh angle do you think the new pony likes me?” angle shrugs “oh well” And back to me, when I got to our shack I saw luna there.
“Hello I see you’ve returned.” Luna said “Luna what happened there I did not do! And what happened 2000 years ago I did not do!” I said “ I know I am here to help you, and rid of the evil inside you.” luna said “Good but this evil is also by brother…” I said “I know but he is corrupted like I was when I was nightmare moon.” “I know six who might be able to help you overcome the darkness inside.” luna said “What there names? and what do they look like?” “They are: Twilight sparkle, rainbow dash, rarity, apple jack, pinkie pie, and fluttershy” Luna said “Hey I know two of them, rainbow dash and rarity.” “Yes you know two but I see you like one.” luna said “HU no, no i don’t who told you that I never said that nope I don’t like fluttershy no no I don’t.” “I never said I was told, I just saw you blush when I told you about fluttershy and showed you what she looks like.” luna said And I got owned by luna… Hmmm “Well… can you get them to help me? If I try on my own, they might fight me.” “Well I can’t help you have to prove your self on your own.” Then luna left. “well better get started.” So I went to go and try to befriend the six. And how I thot it would end, it did a fight. “IT’S HIM!” “THE ONE CELESTIA TOLD US ABOUT!” “RUN!” pony’s started to shout as I entered. “Princess Celestia told me a lot about you and how you attacked canterlot 2000 years ago and almost destroyed equestria!” Twilight sparkle said “WAIT!” it was too late she already started charging at me, with all her friends. So I did the first thing that came to mind: grab them all with magic, easy “oh no he has them!” “what will we do now?!” “oh no oh no oh no oh no!” ponies started whispering. “LET US GO!” rainbow said “WEEEEE!” pinkie pie shouted “I’ll set you down IF you don’t attack me as soon as I drop you deal?” I said “fine I won’t beat you down” rainbow dash said “ok” So I dropped them well all but rainbow dash she tried to attack me again “Well I can trust most of you” “Now I want to just talk.” “Celestia said to never trust you.” twilight said “But you need to! It’s not me that attack 2000 years ago it’s the evil inside me!” I said “ya right” rainbow dash said “but it’s true!” “Ok we will give you one chance” twilight said “Good” so after explaining for a LONG time they agreed to help. “So the evil is you Brother?!?” pinkie pie said “Yes” “COOL!” “So how did you become one?” “Well we had a big fight destroying our home lands I failed at the task I had so my brother tried to move on and destroy the planet but I thot I imprisoned him into a magic stone but it backfired and infused him into me.” “So will he be free if we help you?” “Yes, but you helped luna turn back.” “Yes but we had the elements of harmony on our side, But there gone now.” “then he can’t be helped and must be destroyed.” My brother heard us and he tried to take control of my body so he can fight, but I kept him in limbo, with my self so now until one of us gives out or they help me I’m stuck.
“Come on girls lets go!” So the six where off to find what will help them. “No no no none of these books say anything useful!” twilight said “Hey twilight I found something!” Spike said (yay spike!)
“Yes! a split spell!, lets see here, Ah! this spell was used to split ponies fused with different things I hope this will work” “This time can you fly us out? when we got here my mane was full of bugs and sticks!” rarity said “NO!” rainbow said When they got back they saw my body in the air changing from me to my brother and back. “Hurry twilight!” spike said “OK I hope this works and we need to be fast!” So she casted the spell and we split one a pegasis one a unicorn. “It’s been long brother after you FUSED US! and stopped me, many thanks for freeing me.” “You’re NOT MY BROTHER ANYMORE!” I said “Well then LETS BRAWL!” My brother said”
So we faut to the death. We both flew into the air he has an advantage with his magic and I have flying so, he threw boulders and rocks at me and I dodged them… most of them the last one was too big for me to dodge and he hit me hard. As I fell to the ground I saw twilight and rainbow dash fly into the air to help fight. “they won’t last long against him! I need to get back up there!” So I pulled all the strength I had into getting back up there and stop them but they already started attacking him. He knocked rainbow out of the air and broke her wing, while twilight was mad at what he did so she use what looked like dark magic and hit him hard… to hard, when he hit the ground his front, left leg was bent backwards and his horn was broken, but didn’t come off it just danged there. “So brother give up?” “N-N-NO!” “well then, twilight is there a place to hold my brother?” I said “Yes tartarus” “NO I WILL NOT GO THERE!” After my brother yelled he… changed I don’t know what he turned into but all I do know is that it was nothing like I’ve seen before. Consuming ponyville we ran as fast as we can to not get caught. “Are all the ponies… dead?” apple jack said “They will be if we don’t hurry!” I said “umm can you please stop?” fluttershy said “NO, you think a stupid little pony like you just asking me to stop is enough to stop me?” “HEY DON’T TALK TO FLUTTER SHY LIKE THAT!” rainbow dash said “UGG stupid firefly.” so my brother swatted the firefly PISSING OFF FLUTTERSHY “Well how about a party will that help?” “NO, PARTIES ARE STUPID AND I HATE PINK AND SWEETS, made by YOU!”
and that PISSED OFF PINKIE PIE “AND RAINBOWS THERE UGLY AND COLOR FULL UG GROS!” and that well you know PISSED OF RAINBOW DASH and he said apples are bad and stupid, he said rarity is ugly, and he said friendship is stupid and friends are dumb and he said: FRIENDSHIP IS NOT MAGIC! now with them all pissed off they, well... beat the living crap out of him and defeated he was sent to tartarus. “We did it!” apple jack said “Yes we did *sigh* and i’ll never see my brother again.” I said “It was for the best” rainbow dash said. after that we went to celestia to tell her what happened. “Twilight I see you have brought him to me so you defeated him after the battle in ponyville against him?” celestia said “Celestia I didn’t fight him I battled the evil in him.” Twilight said “So you’re saying he’s good?” celestia said “Yes, he has no evil in him any more” twilight said “Fine I will not imprison him in tartarus, but we will watch you” celestia said “Ok I will not do anything evil.” I said “And I see your horn is gone.” celestia said
“It was never mine.” “then from now on you are a pegasus.” And from then on I was no longer a alicorn and I started living with fluttershy because the old shack… I can’t live in. So I started talking with fluttershy we learned a lot and found out our filly hoods are alike. After a month it felt weird living with fluttershy, and it was awkward being alone with her and I think she felt the same way? i don’t know I’m not her, until I started dreaming about her. The dreams got more embarrassing as the days went on until they got way too crazy… and thats when I told fluttershy about the dreams and simular thing are happening to her and then I can’t stop thinking about her then it hit me wich it should of hit me a long time ago… I love fluttershy. A year after I started living with fluttershy she told me that she like me, made me faint at first thinking it was a dream.
but it’s real and I told her I like her too. *switches to older voice* And that kids is how I met your mother. (references LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL) And my name? tanago
