Author's Note
Oh, hello, you sexy beast, you! I mean, erm, hello there, reader. I hope you enjoy this little one-shot I've created. I really enjoyed writing it. I haven't really seen enough Noteworthy clop, so, naturally, I felt like making one.
Anyway, enjoy!
Surprise!
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A hoof reached out from under some blankets, beating the alarm clock mercilessly. The owner of said hoof groaned and mumbled in response to the constant noise. The hoof continually kept beating the alarm clock, as if the owner of the hoof's intention was to commit digital murder. The alarm clock fell to the floor, still beeping with that annoying tone.
A face popped up from the covers, groaning even more that it had to get up. A blue stallion threw the blanket off and slowly, groggily got up from bed. He reached down, his darker blue mane hanging messily downwards. He picked the noisy alarm clock up and properly clicked the right button. The noise ceased to exist, making a smile tug at the stallion's lips.
He walked past his night stand, stopping in front of a mirror that hung from a nail in the wall, "Noteworthy, you are looking ravishing as always, you sexy beast, you!"
Noteworthy spinned around on a dime, humming a happy tune as he went to the other side of the room, opening a closet and sifting through the numerous collections of apparel. Ponies do walk around naked, so it shouldn't matter. He just simply liked to look through his clothes on the off chance that something would tickle his fancy in all the right places.
He shrugged, closing the closet and exiting the room. He shifted his humming to whistling, his mood as good as it gets. He bounded down the stairs, jumping the last three, landing at the bottom with a loud bang. He trotted into the kitchen and got waffles out of the freezer. He popped four of them in a four-slot toaster, his wide smile from ear to ear. He hadn't the faintest idea why he was so damn happy, but he just had a feeling that things were going to go great today.
He walked to the door and opened it, bending down to pick up the newspaper on the ground. He waved to some fellow neighbors who seemed to be doing the same at the same exact time, strangely enough. He breathed in the outside air, his happiness growing even further. He closed the door and sat down at the table, which was right next to the kitchen, being an adjacent room.
Looking through the papers, he saw that Mayor Mare had gotten a sex change operation. Her response to this had apparently been, "I has meat now..."
Noteworthy shook his head, sighing in disappointment. He had always known that Mayor Mare had things going on in the background. Maybe not with concrete proof, but you just kinda' knew these kinds of things. He flipped the page, trying to get away from that article. He read a little further, surprised to find out that Celestia and Luna were found in a porta-potty together, swapping spit. Celebrity news always seemed to be surprising lately. He heard his waffles pop out of the toaster, so he put the newspaper and headed into the kitchen.
Noteworthy took the hot waffles out of the toaster and plopped them onto a paper plate. He went back into the dining room and sat down at the table. He was too lazy to actually put anything on the waffles, so he simply ate them plain. They were good, but could use more taste. Yeah, taste, that would improve its quality. He got done eating and put the plate into the trash, which was located inside of the kitchen.
Whistling, Noteworthy walked out of his house, not locking the door behind him. This neighborhood was pretty trustworthy. Actually, this whole damn country was pretty trustworthy. So, nopony really ever locked their doors anymore. It was too much of an effort for nothing, really. He trotted down the sidewalk, whistling happily.
Noteworthy's neighbor, whose house resided along the right side of his, waved happily to him. The blue earth pony turned his head to the pony, secretly loathing him. It was hard to like somepony who let his dog shit in Noteworthy's lawn. Sometimes Noteworthy suspected that this asshole did that to him on purpose.
Regardless of his hate, Noteworthy kept a smile on his face, but met the wave with fake happiness, "Morning, neighbor! Don't get ripped to shreds by a manticore now. That would just be terrible!"
His neighbor slowly lowered his hoof, surprise apparent on his face. He walked back into his house, obviously afraid for his life. His neighbor wasn't exactly the smartest individual in the crowd, that much was obvious. Noteworthy shrugged, his happiness even greater than before. He kept on walking, feeling like crying out with joy to the world. He'd probably be frowned at, so he didn't do that. But he felt like it, so yeah.
He rounded a corner, heading towards the center of this beautiful town known only as Ponyville. Damn, if he didn't stop being so hapy, he'd sprout a boner right then and there. Now wouldn't that be a sight to behold. Not really for the fillies and colts, but yeah. Not that he was into that, but he was in a public neighborhood. So, the children would probably be the first ones to see it. Lucky sons of bitches. They just wouldn't know it until they hit their eighteenth birthday.
He exited the sidewalk and jogged across the road, waving to some giggling mares that were watching him. He stopped in front of a very unique building. It seemed to be made of candy, which fit the theme of the business. Over the top, really. He opened the door to Sugar Cube Corner and walked in, still whistling. Everything looked so bright today, but that was just because he was in a good mood. But the bright colors in here were a tad too much.
He walked up to the counter and rung the bell, waiting for some service. He felt like treating himself to some sweets. A cupcake maybe, but probably a whole cake. You know, just because he could. He waited for about a minute before a pink mare slowly rose up from behind the counter, as if she had teleported and was using black magic to float up. He decided not to question the mare, because nopony did. It wasn't the smartest thing to do. Usually, the huge, unnatural smile upon the mare's face would creep him out, but he was too hapy for such things.
The pink mare said, her loud voice ringing through the entire shop, "Hiay, Noteworthy! What can I do ya' for?!"
Noteworthy leaned against the counter, grinning, "Oh, it's so good to see you Pinkie! I'll have myself an ice cream cake. With extra frosting! Oh, and make it mint chip. Please?"
Pinkie gasped loudly, her hind legs lifting up into the air as if she were yet again floating. Once she was done throwing forth a mighty gasp, she dropped back to the ground. She didn't go higher than the counter, but still. Strange as shit. Still, you don't question these types of things.
Pinkie said excitedly, "Oh, you're such a lucky pony! With that unique order, you get a special surprise! I know, right? I'm so excited to give you your surprise that I could... just... explode!"
Noteworthy backed off a bit, confused all to hell, "Well, that's great, Pinkie! Uhm... what kind of surprise would that be?"
Pinkie giggled, blushing quite a lot. That sort of surprised Noteworthy, he never really ever saw her blush. She just was never really embarrassed around him, so he'd never seen it. Wait... she blushed. Oh, hell yes.
Pinkie leaned in just a bit, her hot breath landing upon his muzzle, "Meet me in my room... the surprise is gonna' be very special."
With that, the pink party pony turned around on the spot and bolted up the stairs as if her life depended upon her reaching the top. Noteworthy was genuinely surprised at this sudden turn of events. He had not been expecting this at all. He'd seen the pink mare stare at his hindquarters from time to time, but he never expected... this.
He bolted across the counter, practically flying up the stairs. He slid at the top of them as he turned to the right. He used the back wall to propel himself forward down the hallway, his breaths coming in large gasps. He skidded to a stop in front of Pinkie's room.
He walked in, but he could not see her anywhere. He walked further in, stopping at the end of the bed, "Pinkie are you there?"
"PARTY TIME!" Yelled a voice from behind. He snapped around just in time to see a pony leaping from the ceiling, landing right on top of him. How she had done that, he would never know.
He was so surprised that speech didn't seem like a possibility. It was even more impossible when she pressed her lips against his, a trickle of spit landing on his cheek. She grabbed his head with both of her hooves, twisting her own to further add to the eroticism of this moment. He wrapped his hooves around her lower back, sliding down to firmly hold her flank. He could feel excitement drip onto his hard cock, furthering his own sex drive.
She grinded her hip against his, her pussy slickening his cock up even further. She moaned a little, still rubbing away extremely fast. She stopped once his dick was standing at full attention. She raised herself up and slammed down, taking in his full height. Noteworthy tightened his grip on her ass, groaning out loud. The feeling of being inside of her was otherworldly, to say the least. Her warmth made him feel alive, like he was worth the waste of oxygen.
Noteworthy said, "D-damn, Pinkie, you r-really know how to... GAH!... Party!"
Pinkie giggled, still moaning out loud, "Of course I d-do, silly! It's what I... ahhh... do!"
She picked herself up and slammed back downwards, making the stallion cry out with joy just as he had wanted to do on his way here. His heart beat quickened at the sight of her pleasured face staring back at him. Her half-lidded eyes seduced him to the point that his boner started to hurt. He threw himself upwards to meet her thrust, making the two scream out in ecstasy. He threw himself out and back in, doing this at least eight times before burying himself to the hilt, coming deep within her depths, filling her up to the brim.
He screamed out into her mane, his body violently shaking, "Ahhhhhhhh!!! Shit, fuck!!! AHHHH!!!'
She went down on him one more time, her body convulsing as she came, spraying her load upon his cock and hips. She fell limp on top of him, gasping for air. Noteworthy simply laid there, wondering how the hell he got here in the first place. She got up off of him and stumbled to the doorway, falling through. Noteworthy went over to her, helping her up.
They walked downstairs, him stepping in front of the counter, her behind it. She put the ice cream cake on the counter, giggling like a young school filly.
Noteworthy said, "Thanks, Pinkie, I really loved that surprise!"
Pinkie laughed, "Of course you did, silly! Why do you think I get so many customers?"
Noteworthy's eyes widened at the possibility of pony AIDS or some other disease. He picked up the cake and walked out of Sugar Cube Corner, leaving the giggling mare to enjoy the rest of her day. He walked across the road, along the sidewalk for quite a while, before walking past the neighbor he hated yet again. He walked into his house and set the cake on the dining room table.
He saw a note on the table, which confused him quite a bit. Maybe he should have locked his door? Picking up the note, he began to read.
Dear Noteworthy
Hello, silly! I really enjoyed our time together! Maybe we could get together sometime and hang out? You're a super duper fun pony to be around! Oh, and I think you should really get yourself checked out for herpes. Just sayin'.
Sincerely, Pinkie Pie
Noteworthy's eyes widened once again as he looked at his sheathed cock, terrified of the possibility that he'd actually get herpes, of all things. He saw that there was more to the letter, so he kept reading.
PS... I was KIDDING, Notey! Oh, you should have seen your face!
He looked around him, wondering if she was watching him right now. He put the note down and proceeded to make more waffles for himself. He sat down and read the newspaper yet again, smiling happily to himself. Yeah, his feeling was right. His day was going to be fantastic.
