Wreck-it Rainbow

by friedlambo

Rating: mature
Tags: Other, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Random, Crossover, Sex, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 1070

Rainbow Dash meets Ralph! But what happens is most unexpected...

Rainbow Dash has always been good at the finer things in life, but when it comes to being pulled into an arcade game, she is most inexperienced...

Published 2014-07-31 07:50:02 UTC
Last updated 2014-07-31 07:50:02 UTC

Chapter 1

Rainbow Dash and her friends were skipping through town, bits strapped to their jingling tits, on their way to Ponyville’s video game arcade. Many condemned the place as a testament of technological evil bestowed upon Celestia’s land and it’s power to suck the youth’s attention span from meaningful work to monotonous pixelization. None the less, the mares now stood at the entrance of the arcade spewing out flashing lights and retro 8-bit music. Everyone smiled except Fluttershy. What a cunt. The mares were instantly entranced by games that had caught their eyes.

Pinkie Pie had found her way to the Prance Prance Revolution game; you know the one with the high score held by that skinny, greasy Asian kid. Twilight was attracted by Tetris as it reminded her of her abusive father beating her with cinderblocks. Fluttershy had found the wack-a-mole game. As the electronic moles pooped from their holes, fluttershy lowered her Krusty Kunt onto the metal gopher. She came instantly. Applejack jacked off in the corner as Rarittity watched.

Rainbow Dash aimlessly walked through the clusterfuck of arcade games, none which caught her eye. She sat down at the concession counter where they served hotdogs that tasted like pig shit. She sighed.

“What’s wrong there miss?”

Rainbow Dash looked up from her pig shit hotdog, to see a young stallion who was working the counter. He sat across from her. He thought he was clever as he rubbed his cock, but he had forgotten that the display case was quite visible. Rainbow Dash tried to ignore him stroking his dick.

“Umm…It’s nothing…” Rainbow replied sheepishly trying to avoid eye contact with both heads.

“Naw, naw, naw something wrong.” He replied not taking his eyes off the mare, his rubbing became faster.

“It’s uhh…It’s just I don’t feel that any of the games here are awesome enough for me. It’s just th-“ Rainbow Dash was cut off as the stallion’s hoof came up to her mouth to hush her. He pushed against her lips until her mouth gave way.

“Yeah, just like that….You just have to keep looking…The perfect game will find you…I promise.” The stallion started panting. He was close.

“ Yeash batt I dundt kew wahats thea perfuccet geume fer me” Rainbow Dash tried to say as the stallion’s hoof pushed in and out of her throat, hurting her larynx.

Rainbow Dash knew that the stallion was right, she removed his hoof from her mouth, and he spewed globs of semen on top of cheap, plastic prizes and candy. He looked her in the eyes and smiled; rainbow dash smiled and nodded knowing that he was right. She left the counter as a group of young fillies rushed the counter screeching for their prizes.
Rainbow dashed searched up and down the aisles until one game had caught her eyes. As she approached it, she saw it had been shutoff, and held a sign that wrote “Broken”. Because Dash was illiterate, she plugged in the game and her a start up noise that made her grin. The loading screen sat idle for a while until it turned black and stayed like that for 15 seconds. Rainbow Dash went to turn away until a huge hand sprung from the game’s screen pulling her inside.

She was in the land of lollipops and sunshine, and a huge creature stood tall above her.

“Wh-Who are you?” Rainbow asked sheeply.

The creature spoke.

“I’m Ralph and I’m…” Ralph bent down to Rainbow’s eyesight.

“Joke's on you, masterpiece biscuit. I'm gonna wreck that pussy!” he yelled.

That basket is full of

Roman Numerals

Ralph the Omega hesitated not as he picked Rainbow Dash up by her hips, and violently began to thrust his fucking penis into her extremely tight wet sex. She screamed in agony and pleasure as blood began to erupt from her vagina, and even her...eyes and month.

I go 0 to 100 nigga real quick.

“Oh my gaaaaaah! Yes! Freaky yes! This is my jam! I can feel ya inside me, Ralphy! Notice me, senpai!”

“Auuuuughghghghggh! It feels so good inside you, Rainbow-chan! I'm gonna-!”

Come. He's gonna come.

Suddenly, a knife appears in Ralph's left hand, and he puts Rainbow down on the ground and looks at his knife with such a devilish grin, that his cheeks began to produce nostrils.

“R-Ralph, what-what are you doing with that knife!?”

Suddenly, Ralph threw the knife several thousand feet in the air, and then he picked Queerbow by her head, and ripped her whole fucking body in two. Blood exploded everywhere, even covering Ralph in the filthy mess.

Extracurricular perpendicular hairball.

“Alas, I have fulfilled my duty as the greatest Shinobi Obito Madara in all of the Hidden Leaf village. I can now commence fuck upon my fellow ass-hairs.” said Ralph as he began to charge up his chocolate energy, surrounding himself in a powerful aura that could only be considered as sheer evil.

To his surprise, however, Rianbow's body suddenly began to reattach itself on its own, as if by magic. However, unlike her original form, she was twenty times as big, and her muscles were so fucking ripped, that even her children could run across and water all of her plants in less than fifty shillings.

“I-Impossible!” exclaimed Ralph.

He died.

“I am now... a GOD.” Rainbow said as she reached down to her hairy ass and shoved her hoof inside it.

But this story is far from over. There is still so much to tell, ladies and gentleman.

Out of nowhere, in the middle of Rainbow getting herself off, a peculiar, dark blue-haired boy appeared out of nowhere in front of her.

However, unlike the other times, he actually did have a pizza.

“Did someone order a- SHIZOKU” said Raku.

“AH SHIT, NIGGA.” Rainbow said as the two of them suddenly burst out into a series of ridiculously hard break-dances that would make yo momma spin.

When you run into a pole of fractured, they will always be

Can you ever read the fucking

Whatcha gunna do with dat big fat butt?

Fuckle fuckle fuckle.

Okay, so as most of you know,

“W-wait a minute. If I'm right here, and you're right there, then that means...” Rainbow started.

Raku farted.

“R-Raku, please! Please oh god come fuk my nuts!” Rainbow shouted with a heavenly voice that Raku could do nothing but fap to.

Ramen noodles.