Spike Discovers Rule 34

by Nightlock106

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Random, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Comedy
Length: 1453

Spike has a day to himself whie Twilight is meeting with Celestia in Canterlot.

Spike is home alone while Twilight is off to meet with Celestia in Canterlot. Boredom soon starts hitting him hard as he tries to find something to do. He soon goes onto Twilight's computer and plays around on the Internet, only to find something he's never seen before.
Note: This story contains general stupidity and is not meant to be taken seriously. Story also contains auto-fellatio

Published 2014-07-31 18:00:03 UTC
Last updated 2014-07-31 18:00:03 UTC

NSFS (Not Safe For Spike)

It was a warm spring morning in Ponyville. Twilight was making her usual morning checks while Spike followed close behind, marking every little thing down on the piece of parchment in his claws. Though Spike hated getting up so early in the morning, he always enjoyed the days when Twilight had to meet with Celestia in Canterlot. He enjoyed having time to himself and not having to worry about making sure Twilight didn't miss anything.

They finally reached back up into their room and Twilight picked up her suitcase, "Are you sure you're going to be alright by yourself? I could have Fluttershy come over and spend time with you."

"I'll be fine Twilight, you have nothing to worry about!" Spike pounded his chest for emphasis.

Twilight narrowed her eyes, "The last time you said that, I came home with a kitchen covered in gemstone cake batter."

"When are you going to let that go, that was three days ago. I've gotten more mature since then," he took out a fake mustache and placed it under his nose.

Twilight rolled her eyes, I can't believe I'm going to say this. She looked at Spike's enthusiastic face and sighed softly, "Okay, I trust you. But should anything happen, you send a letter to me immediately."

"Don't worry Twilight. I promise everything will be fine."

"Alright. Well, I better not keep Princess Celestia waiting. I'm already running a late as it is," her horn started glowing and she soon teleported herself to Canterlot.

"Finally, some piece and quite," Spike tossed the piece of parchment over his shoulder and let it fall lazily to the floor. "Now, what should I do today. I've already beaten the games that I borrowed from Button, I've read all of my comics, and I've watched enough TV to know that everything is just repeating itself over and over again." He looked around the room for things to do. There really wasn't much that he found interesting. He didn't really read too many of the books in the library, mostly because they all dealt with really boring history, science, and whatever nonsense that ponies wanted to know. There was barely any fiction, aside from the "Daring Do" books and a few other novels.

Spike let out a long sigh of boredom, "Maybe I should've agreed to having Fluttershy stay over. At least then I would've had something to do." He looked around the room one again and soon spotted Twilight's new computer. Spike had almost forgotten about it since he hardly ever saw it. Computers had just recently been released in Equestria, and everypony was raving about them. Spike didn't really see the big deal to them. From what he saw, all it was was just like a TV only with more junk connected to it. He had never seen Twilight use the computer that often and started wondering how it worked.

He walked over to the computer desk and hopped into the chair, "Now how do you turn this thing on?" He fumbled around for a few minutes trying to find a remote that would turn it on. After trying nearly fifty different things, he finally spotted the power button and slapped his forehead, "Why didn't I see that before?" He turned on the computer and the opening screen came up, "Now what do I do." He tried poking the icons on the screen with his claws at make them work, "Well I guess that's not it. What's the point of buying this thing if you can't even choose a picture?" He slammed the desk, causing the mouse to move as well as the arrow on screen. He scratched his head for a second and moved the mouse again, finding that the arrow responded to his movements, "Now I get it. Now how do I choose a picture?" He moved the arrow over one of the icons on screen and tried poking it again with his claw, "Am I missing something here, or is it only a secret that only ponies know about?" He impatiently tapped his claw on the mouse and started making it click, soon causing the icon to glow, "What the..." The icon screen was quickly replaced with the Internet homepage.

Spike was now started to get thrilled that he was finally figuring out how to use a computer, "Now to check out this 'Rule 34' everypony's been talking about. The question is...how do I get there?" Spike once again began to fumble around with the mouse, clicking it all over the screen trying to get something to happen. Soon he clicked on the site search bar and the homepage text was highlighted blue, "Okay...is that supposed to happen." He leaned forward, holding down one of the keys on the keyboard. He began to notice the letter b was starting to appear in the search bar. He looked down at the key board and noticed the key he was pressing down was marked with the letter b, "Oh...I see now. You press one of these buttons and a letter pops up on there."

Spike clicked on the site search bar again and highlighted the text. He quickly typed in "Rule 34" but nothing happened. He groaned in annoyance, "What am I supposed to do now?" He slammed his fist down, hitting the "enter" key on the keyboard. The homepage screen was quickly replaced with the "Rule 34" homepage. "I guess now I've figured it out." He soon read the site's motto on the top of the screen, "If it exists, there's porn of it." He cringed for a bit but soon let his curiosity get the better of him. He clicked on the image search bar and typed in his name and pressed enter.

"HOLY GUACAMOLE!" Spike fell out of the chair once he saw the images of himself on the screen. The first image he had seen depicted Spike sucking Big Mac's dick. Recovering from his shock, Spike climbed back into the chair and started looking at the images on the screen, "I-Is this what ponies like to look at? Me doing these kinds of things with ponies. That's just creepy." Spike started scrolling through the images and started to find himself getting a little turned on. He looked down and noticed his cock was starting to get hard, "I guess this is the same reason that ponies like looking at this stuff. It makes their private parts happy." Spike wasn't entirely clueless about masturbation or sex, he had read some of the books in the library that had talked about that kind of thing. He soon started to feel his arousal take over him as he continued to look at the images. Before he started jerking off, he began to wonder what other ponies he could find on here. He quickly typed in Twilight's name and found more images of her then there were of him.

"I had no idea Twilight was into a lot of this. She looks so freaking hot though," He sound found himself stroking his cock at the sight of Twilight laying on her back with Rainbow Dash sliding a strap on into Twilight's ass. Spike couldn't help but become more and more excited by the image, "That's right Twilight, take that big dick up your ass. You like it don't you? Well I like watching you beg for more." He began to stroke his cock even faster and harder from imagining Twilight's moans filling the room as Rainbow pounded her ass as hard as she could. Spike then clicked on an image of Twilight where she was sucking her own strap on dick. Spike eyes the image curiously, "I thought that I was the only one who had that kind of flexibility."

Suddenly thinking of his flexibility, he leaned himself forward and began to lick the tip of his cock, moaning in delight from the taste of his precum. He couldn't stand his own teasing much longer and soon began to take his whole cock into his mouth, sucking himself vigorously as the images of Twilight flowed through his head. He swore he could literally hear her moans as she rubbed her pussy, desperate to get off while watching Spike suck his own cock. Soon the thoughts and his sucking became too much for the young dragon as he started cumming hard into his mouth. He swallowed what he could but soon let the rest spurt out into his chest and face.

Spike sighed to himself in relief, "Now I see why ponies love Rule 34." He looked at himself and laughed quickly heading for the shower. "I've got to do this more often."