Tuesday 07:34

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After the games, Rarity managed to become the new mayor of Ponyville... But she got possessed by the game, and became mad with power! But after a while... She was assassinated by an unknown Earth pony by the name of Anony Mous.

Pinkie Pie, Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash remain dead.

Discord turned himself into an Earth pony and rid himself of his powers. His name is Anony Mous.

Fluttershy was killed by a beast that only spoke in Shuttheboxian.

Sombra was turned to stone by a Unicorn foal.

Princess Celestia was killed by a falling pineapple.

Trixie was shot on sight by Rarity's Military.

And Applejack... Nothing happened to her. She's the worst background pony and stayed that way in Sweet Apple Acres.

And me, BillyBob? Well... I'm writing this. OH DEAR GOD LORD FAGGOT'S FAGGOT ARMY IS COMING FOR ME BYEEE

THE END

Author's Note

Thanks for riding with me everybody. But now it's time to go.

Goodbye everybody!