Equestrian made punk

              "What now?", I ask.

       "Well I need to look through his notes and other documents to see if I can return you home. I assume you want to go back right?", Celestia asked me.

    "Of course I want to. It's my home.", I told her straight. "So can you do it?".

       " Currently I have much work as it is, but I can squeeze it in.", she said with a modest smile.

   I was frustrated at first but at least she is trying to help me. I mean it isn't every day you go to another dimension and be treated the way she has treated me. Not that it has happen before in real life, but more in comic books.

      "Well that is better than nothing.", I say with a hint of sarcasm."What do I do in the mean time?", I ask her.

  "In the mean time you can stay in here at the castle until I find something that could lead us to the answer.", she told me.

       "It sounds enticing offer but I might get bored here, no offense, and I don't fit in well with high society. Especially if they treat others like trash just because they think they are better.", I said

  She gives an understanding nod and says,"I understand. Sometimes the Canterlot ponies are like that and it annoys me sometimes."

        I nod and give a yawn as I was sleeping when the portal took me through. "Man it had to take me that late at night.", I said irritated. I then notice my championship belt lying on the floor and my gym bag which I was glad it came with me since I didn't want to only wear my ring gear.

  Princess Celestia notices these things, but the belt intrigued her and grasped it with her magic."Phillip, what's this?", she asked me.

I chuckled at her calling me by my real name since I'm so used to be called CM Punk. "You don't have to call me by my first name. Call me CM Punk or punk for short.", I tell her.

   "Ok CM Punk what exactly is this?", referring to the championship title. "It looks like some kind of belt.", she said.

"Well does professional wrestling exist here?", I ask her.

    She nods and says,"It does exist here but only an occasional event here at Canterlot"

       When she said that I had a slight smile on the inside."Maybe I'll go down and check out the local talent there while I'm here and see what they got.", I thought. "Well this is a title belt which you earn in a match which means you are the best there is.", I tell her.

"And what's in the bag?", she asks.

       "Oh just a change of clothes since I only wear this stuff when I wrestle.",I tell her. "Do you mind if I can change?", I ask.

     She nods no and points me to a door to change in. I come out later in a simple jeans and a black shirt that says "straight edge" on it. It felt nice to have them on. Especially since my gear smelled bad. Next thing I know, my stomach gurgles and I mean gurgled. I gave a sheepish smile while Celestia gave me a smirk.

"How about we get some lunch. My day court is almost over and I think it would be nice for Luna to meet you.", she said.

   I nod in agreement and we left the throne room to the dining room. On the way, a few pony maids looked at me with faces of surprised, curiosity, and some fear. A couple of guards eyed me suspiciously and gave me a threatening glare. It left me a little uneasy but as long as they didn't do anything to me, I won't get in their face and say or do something that could get me in handcuffs. We get to the entrances of the dining room and we see another pony which I presumed was a stallion.

  He had a blond colored mane and a white coat like celestia. The moment he notice me, he screamed like a girl. The moment I heard it, I knew it wasn't going to end well.

   "GUARDS!!! Apprehend that vile creature!!", Prince Blueblood shouted.

"This isn't going to end well.", I thought.

   Before Celestia could give order to stop, they came at me fast and out of instinct dodged the first guard and punted to other one with a round house kick to the head leaving him unconscious. Celestia and blueblood stared in awe and fear (mostly blueblood) at his agility. More guards came to get me but before they could we all heard a shout.

   "STOP!!", celestia shouted. "He is my guest from another universe and is welcomed here. Also the thing he is holding makes him a person of great importance in his universe.",she said.

    "Great importance!?",I thought."The only importance I am is to anyone who gives a shit about the profession of wrestling!".

"But aunty", he said in a whiney voice which was getting on my nerves."Look at him, he doesn't look important at all!".

  Even though he was somewhat right I decided to intervene just to push his buttons and annoy him."Looks can be deceiving.", I said and got the desired reaction of him giving me a glare which I returned with a smile.

"He's right. I expect everypony to give him respect as he will be here for a while.", she said to him and the guards.

  "My apologies your highness and Mr..."

  " No formalities just Cm Punk.", I said.

  He nods and leaves us to go to the dining room. Once inside, Celestia tells me to sit near her while blueblood still in a foul mood sits away from me. I then hear wings flapping and see another pony who I  presumed was Luna. She was smaller than Celestia but was at eye level to mee on all four legs. Her mane flowed like celestia, but was more of a navy blue and sparkled like stars. She was navy blue in color and had a marking of a moon.

  When she saw me, she eyed me curiously and with wonder. "Tia? Who is this.", she said.