Equestrian made punk

by Dark Willow

Rating: teen
Tags: Slice of Life, Sad, Romance, Random, Human
Length: 2382

Cm punk is the new wwe champion but what happens when he suddenly gets transported to equestria? Will we see a pipebomb?

This story is on hiatus until further notice

Phillip Brooks(A.K.A Cm punk) is a guy who didn't let his bad childhood memories slow him down to accomplish his dreams. He had many roadblocks after roadblocks. He didn't let those stop him reaching his goal. He also pissed a lot of people off during the process. What happens when he gets in to equestria? Easy, he thinks its another roadblock for him to go over to get to his goal: to get home in Chicago. Over time, he may realize that it may have not been a roadblock after all and that maybe it was meant to happen.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2014-08-11 06:07:16 UTC

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           My alarm clock went off to alert me that I had to go and get ready for the long trip. I got up and went to the bathroom to wash the sleep from my eyes. Once done, I go and make some breakfast and get my stuff ready. I get my gym bag and put my ring gear in. It consist of a pair of trunks and leggings that goes over the protective stuff over my legs. With that done, I got outside and go to SUV and go to the Allstate Arena. Which is not that far due to me living in Chicago. I was happy with Chicago hosting money in the bank tonight.

     Well since I'm driving in traffic, I might as well tell you about myself: My name is Phillip Brooks (a.k.a Cm punk). I'm 25 years old and have a passion for wrestling and good with connecting with the crowd with the honest truth. Sometimes booed and sometimes cheered. I was never liked in school had few friends here and there. All had the same passion for wrestling. My true best friend is of course colt cabana when we met at a wrestling school in town. We fought against each other for a while in the independence scene for years and on ring of honor.

     I see the arena and sped up a bit to get on time. I get there and the first guy I see is Joey Mercury. He was wearing a tux since he has been working behind the scenes for a while now.

                   "Hey Joey how you doing.",I ask him.

          "I'm doing fine. Just to let you know that Mr. McMahon's lawyers are looking for you to see if you're willing to resign.",he told me.

      "Wow they don't know when to quit do they.",I laugh "Well I got to go and get checked out to see if I'm good for tonight.",I tell him.

   "Alright catch you later man.",he said.

  We bid goodbyes and go our separate ways. On my way to the medical staff, I decide to listen to some operation ivy on my iphone. I was getting looks of disapproval and shaking their heads at me. Not only from superstars, but also from some referees, the creative team, trainers,and commentators. Especially Michael cole who supported me for some time.

    I see the training room and I open the door to get started. The moment he saw me, he knew why I was here and prepared to start. He lied me down and examined my range of motion and physical state. When he finished, he wrote down the results in the log.

      "So tell it to me straight doc. Am I cleared to compete tonight?", I ask him.

   "Well your range of motion has increased and you don't your ribs seem to have healed so in my professional opinion,I give you the all clear for tonight.",he tells me.

  With that out of the way, I thank him and I leave and do nothing particular but wait till later to get ready. Nothing eventful happened

until I saw Mr. McMahon's lawyers coming straight at me.

"Man. I can't get away this time.",I thought to myself.

   "Mr. Brooks thank goodness we caught up to you.", he told me.

       " Please. call me punk and not Brooks.", I tell them slightly irritated.

   "Ok Mr. punk. We just wanted to see you if~~"

I interrupted them," I know, you want to see if I'm willing to resign and my answer is still no." I shove them out of my way to get to my locker room and wait.

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A few hours later

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  I look at the time and see that I should get ready. I put on my gear the trunks first and then my boots with protective gear for the shins next the leggings over it. With that done, I decide to do some stretches to loosen up some before the match. Now that I'm loosened up, I decide to go to the stage since it was close to that time. Once I get there, they tell me that I'm entering first for the main event. The more the seconds creep by, the more nervous I get.

" Alright man. You can do this. Don't screw up. You are the best in the world.",I told myself.

  I hear the bell ring to announce the start and I get on the stage to make my entrance.

"HERE WE GO!",I mentally yelled.

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   I ran out of there and went straight to my SUV and drove off while thinking the whole time,"holy crap, I did it!" And at the same time, it dawned on me that I had to ask myself," what now? hmm."

  I get home and the first thing I do is put it in the refrigerator for a photo. Once done, I take it out and place it on my couch and lay on it and let sleep take over. Then suddenly out of nowhere, I notice a rainbow vortex around the centerpiece of the belt and it began to suck me in. I panic at first, but then realize that there is no point to fight due to how tired I was. When I'M in the vortex, the belt somehow came with me.

"Well whatever is on the other side I hope is pleasant.", I thought.

   I then see the light on the other side and notice my momentum isn't slowing down. I make it and the first thing I see I mean feel is my face hitting a marble white floor. After the shock, I slowly get to my feet and try to take in my surroundings. I then hear someone clearing their throat most likely to get my attention. I turn around and get a shock.

    What I saw was a giant 4 legged being looking at me curiously. It was also very tall and had a marking of a sun. It had some type of jewelry and tiara which made the impression that it was royalty. Scratch that, even though it looked like a horse,  you can sorta it was a she because of the feminine look in her eyes. What stood out the most was her mane. It was a work of art. The combinations of colors and the way it flowed without a wind.

"What is your name foreign visitor and what are you exactly?", she asked me.

I was surprised that I was able to understand her and the way she asked me and didn't just lock me up. So I decided to give her an answer for giving me a chance.

"Well my name is Phillip Brooks but most know me as Cm punk. And as for what I am. I'm a human.", I tell her bluntly.

She raises her eyebrow at my answer and then has a face of shock at my answer.

  "Wait a human!",she said shock.

"Yes I am have you heard of my kind?", I ask.

  "Your kind doesn't exist here but a brilliant pony named star swirled the bearded said in theory that it was possible for to make portals to other universes and brought a human through only once a long time ago. He said she was a kind human who liked to write.", she told me.

"Wow so that makes me the second of my kind here in uuhh where am I exactly?", I ask her,

     "Oh you are in Canterlot, the capital of equestria. My name is princess Celestia.", She says proudly.

"So you rule equestria or something like that.", I say.

   "Not only me, my sister Luna as well rules along side me. I control the day and she controls the night.", she tells me.

"Alright that is good to know ,but I have a question princess Celestia. What now?", I ask her.

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              "What now?", I ask.

       "Well I need to look through his notes and other documents to see if I can return you home. I assume you want to go back right?", Celestia asked me.

    "Of course I want to. It's my home.", I told her straight. "So can you do it?".

       " Currently I have much work as it is, but I can squeeze it in.", she said with a modest smile.

   I was frustrated at first but at least she is trying to help me. I mean it isn't every day you go to another dimension and be treated the way she has treated me. Not that it has happen before in real life, but more in comic books.

      "Well that is better than nothing.", I say with a hint of sarcasm."What do I do in the mean time?", I ask her.

  "In the mean time you can stay in here at the castle until I find something that could lead us to the answer.", she told me.

       "It sounds enticing offer but I might get bored here, no offense, and I don't fit in well with high society. Especially if they treat others like trash just because they think they are better.", I said

  She gives an understanding nod and says,"I understand. Sometimes the Canterlot ponies are like that and it annoys me sometimes."

        I nod and give a yawn as I was sleeping when the portal took me through. "Man it had to take me that late at night.", I said irritated. I then notice my championship belt lying on the floor and my gym bag which I was glad it came with me since I didn't want to only wear my ring gear.

  Princess Celestia notices these things, but the belt intrigued her and grasped it with her magic."Phillip, what's this?", she asked me.

I chuckled at her calling me by my real name since I'm so used to be called CM Punk. "You don't have to call me by my first name. Call me CM Punk or punk for short.", I tell her.

   "Ok CM Punk what exactly is this?", referring to the championship title. "It looks like some kind of belt.", she said.

"Well does professional wrestling exist here?", I ask her.

    She nods and says,"It does exist here but only an occasional event here at Canterlot"

       When she said that I had a slight smile on the inside."Maybe I'll go down and check out the local talent there while I'm here and see what they got.", I thought. "Well this is a title belt which you earn in a match which means you are the best there is.", I tell her.

"And what's in the bag?", she asks.

       "Oh just a change of clothes since I only wear this stuff when I wrestle.",I tell her. "Do you mind if I can change?", I ask.

     She nods no and points me to a door to change in. I come out later in a simple jeans and a black shirt that says "straight edge" on it. It felt nice to have them on. Especially since my gear smelled bad. Next thing I know, my stomach gurgles and I mean gurgled. I gave a sheepish smile while Celestia gave me a smirk.

"How about we get some lunch. My day court is almost over and I think it would be nice for Luna to meet you.", she said.

   I nod in agreement and we left the throne room to the dining room. On the way, a few pony maids looked at me with faces of surprised, curiosity, and some fear. A couple of guards eyed me suspiciously and gave me a threatening glare. It left me a little uneasy but as long as they didn't do anything to me, I won't get in their face and say or do something that could get me in handcuffs. We get to the entrances of the dining room and we see another pony which I presumed was a stallion.

  He had a blond colored mane and a white coat like celestia. The moment he notice me, he screamed like a girl. The moment I heard it, I knew it wasn't going to end well.

   "GUARDS!!! Apprehend that vile creature!!", Prince Blueblood shouted.

"This isn't going to end well.", I thought.

   Before Celestia could give order to stop, they came at me fast and out of instinct dodged the first guard and punted to other one with a round house kick to the head leaving him unconscious. Celestia and blueblood stared in awe and fear (mostly blueblood) at his agility. More guards came to get me but before they could we all heard a shout.

   "STOP!!", celestia shouted. "He is my guest from another universe and is welcomed here. Also the thing he is holding makes him a person of great importance in his universe.",she said.

    "Great importance!?",I thought."The only importance I am is to anyone who gives a shit about the profession of wrestling!".

"But aunty", he said in a whiney voice which was getting on my nerves."Look at him, he doesn't look important at all!".

  Even though he was somewhat right I decided to intervene just to push his buttons and annoy him."Looks can be deceiving.", I said and got the desired reaction of him giving me a glare which I returned with a smile.

"He's right. I expect everypony to give him respect as he will be here for a while.", she said to him and the guards.

  "My apologies your highness and Mr..."

  " No formalities just Cm Punk.", I said.

  He nods and leaves us to go to the dining room. Once inside, Celestia tells me to sit near her while blueblood still in a foul mood sits away from me. I then hear wings flapping and see another pony who I  presumed was Luna. She was smaller than Celestia but was at eye level to mee on all four legs. Her mane flowed like celestia, but was more of a navy blue and sparkled like stars. She was navy blue in color and had a marking of a moon.

  When she saw me, she eyed me curiously and with wonder. "Tia? Who is this.", she said.