My Little Pony: Wait Wait, Don't Tell Me!

by FairySlayer

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Other, Romance, Fluttershy, Sex, Random, Alternate Universe, Human
Length: 1976

After answering FiM questions on the radio, a former President plays with a shy 'n sexy little pony.

A former President flawlessly answered "Friendship is Magic" questions on a radio quiz show because he had a secret advantage: a shy pegasus filly who's been placed into his care. Fortunately for both of them, he has no trouble getting her to reveal her sweet and very sexy side. Rather than wrestle with the ethics of whether or not it's bestiality if both partners are sapient beings, they skip thinking about straddling the line and instead just straddle each other. (The radio show episode is available here: Wait Wait Don't Tell Me! - June 25, 2011)

Published 2012-04-14 17:12:08 UTC
Last updated 2012-04-14 17:12:08 UTC

Now for the Real Show

"It's right up there," the former President of the United States of America said into the telephone, betraying only the slightest hint southern drawl. Fortunately, the giggles that then erupted from under his desk could not be heard by Peter, Carl, and everyone else at the Chase Bank Auditorium in downtown Chicago. After the show's host plugged the President's newest job creation initiative the interview ended and he hung up the phone.

He'd won a voicemail greeting for some guy in California, but in fact he was the one getting the best prize ever.

With his legs he pushed his rolling chair back a few feet, revealing that he was entirely naked from the waist down. There was the faintest wet plop and his fully erect penis popped out of something and pointed mostly up and forward, though it leaned a bit towards the left. After a little shuffling the head of a miniature yellow pony with a pink mane slipped out from under the desk and smiled up at him. On all fours she was about three feet high; she came out from under, revealing a body that was, if including her hind legs, was comparable in length to a short woman's height. Fluttershy then rested her forelegs on his spread knees and moved in. She tilted her head to the right and then brought her short muzzle straight down on his presidential staff. The once most powerful man in the world let his head fall back and moaned.

After a minute of deep sucking Fluttershy pulled her face off his dick and used her long, deft tongue to massage his tightened sack, just hard enough so she could feel each testicle. The she suddenly stopped and looked up at him. When he returned her gaze she blushed and had to look away for a second. Then she met his eyes and said in her soft voice, "My my Mister President, however do you know so much about Equestria?"

"I had an excellent tutor," he said while taking her face in his hands. "One who knows exactly the best way to motivate me." As she tried to resume her blowjob he guided her head back and stood up. "Let's take it over to the couch."

Fluttershy happily trotted over to a wide backless sofa. He'd recently had it reupholstered with Naugahyde, just for her, after seeing how much the leather bothered her. He took his time, enjoying the sight of her soft yellow bottom, a little wide for her proportions, but so beautiful. She turned around and noticed his revelry, so she brought her tail down over the view just to tease him. As she started to climb up on the couch he told her to stop.

"Like I just told all of those radio listeners, I spent eight years being on top, so maybe this time it should be your turn."

The President laid down on his back and spread his legs over the edge and then helped Fluttershy as she clambered up on top. With her forelegs standing on either side of his head, laid her body on him and slid her chest and belly up and down his a few times, going back far enough each time to press down on his hard and ready shaft. Her soft coat felt like warm oil being rubbed against his firm chest and belly.

After she helped him pull a cushion under his head she lied down completely and rested her wrists just over his upper arms. Then she pressed her mouth into his, opening and closing her mouth over his a few times to tease him while he kept trying to slip her the tongue. After he wrapped his hands around her neck she let him have has way, and they shared a long, passionate kiss. He stroked and gently clutched at her pink mane, reveling in the silky feel.

Then with a devilish smirk visible despite their frenching, he slipped his hands down along her body until they found her cutie marks. At first his just smoothed them with his fingertips, drawing a gasp from Fluttershy. As he continued to stroke and pet them she began moaning and writhing until she finally had to pull her head back and catch her breath. She slid back against his erection again and he almost chuckled: she was dripping wet and hotter than ever.

The little pegasus started licking his face and then his neck, being sure to tease and gently nibble on his ears. This was very different from the tongue lashings his wife always gave him! He slipped one hand under her belly, between them, and urged her to lift her hindquarters. She happily obliged, and as he worked his penis in and around her juicy lips she slowed down her attentions and began breathing harder. She lapped his ear a few times then nuzzled it, whispering, "Oh yes, if it's not too much trouble, put that inside of me."

While still working his dick he nuzzled her face and neck a few times, since it always made her smile, and then gave her a few play nips until she giggled. Then he teased, "What do we say?"

"Uhm," she started, but she bared her teeth and shoved her nose into his before shouting, "Get that slick willy of yours in me NOW!"

Then she fell on him as they both broke out hysterical laughter. He wrapped his arms around her, stroking her back and withers, and she cradled his head in her hocks. Finally they began kissing again. He again reached down and tried to line up his cock with her needy snatch. He accidentally found her butthole by mistake, unable to really tell because of how thoroughly slick she was from mons to dock.

She giggled as he used his head to play with her back door. Then she cooed right in his ear, "What's that phrase you use? 'Close but no cigar?'"

The former President grimaced and muttered, "First nobody, now nopony's ever gonna let me live that down."

Fluttershy pressed her muzzle against the side of his head. "Shhhhhhhh," she soothed him, making sure her hot breath entered his ear canal and also went down his neck. In an instant he was smiling again. He realigned himself, and the moment his glans met her vagina Fluttershy curled her body a little and lowered herself onto it despite how very tight she was. Then she slowly wriggled her bottom on it. He let go as she carefully guided his penis into her using only her rear.

He tried to kiss her but after their lips met briefly she began nuzzling and licking all around his face and neck. It was easy to tell she was already on the brink, but that was okay. For one thing, he wasn't too far behind, and even if he didn't catch up he knew that the yellow pegasus would never leave him hanging. She was far too nice.

Still, he gripped just above her cutie marks and slowly began teasing again, while at the same time he started humping up on each of her down strokes. Even for her overall petite size she was rather light, so he had to be careful, but she slipped her hocks under his knees to help keep them together. Fluttershy let out several long, guttural groans as her insides heated up and her whole body tingled. She'd never done that before, but it really exited him. More so when he turned his head and got a clear view of her slightly plump yellow ass bouncing up and down on him, move visible than ever with her wings outstretched high above them.

Fluttershy suddenly threw her head back, bit her lower lip and squeaked out a prolonged, "Yaaaaaaay." The pony's already tiny space gripped and pulsed against his large cock, making him groan loudly as he reached the brink. Her motions slowed down and she mostly worked him around inside of her. He responded by gripping her flanks and bucking his hips even harder. She let out a few small gasps and squeals, between her tenderness and a few weak aftershocks, as he continued to drive himself home.

She licked his cheek and smiled at him, wincing once or twice. He gritted his teeth and his eyes scrunched up. Fluttershy said, "It's okay. You can do it."

Though he was no longer the most powerful man in the world, for all he knew his orgasm was the most powerful ever felt by mankind. His cock spurted, straining to spray his jizz into her extremely tight chasm, but nothing was going to stop his cum from fully invading her womb and beyond.

Being experienced at animal husbandry, Fluttershy knew to move only very slightly, letting him move his cock back and forth without actually sliding. Besides she was still very sensitive herself. When he finished working out the last after bits of cum inside of her she unwrapped her legs from his and pushed herself up a little to take the pressure off of her protruding clit.

Finally he patted her on the side and motioned for her to roll over on her right. There was a slurk as his cock slipped from her and a stream of cum stretched from point to hole, then arched before breaking and dripping onto her belly. He turned onto his side and let her rest her head on his arm. The pegasus kissed him on the lips a few times and he gladly returned each one. He rested his head over hers. Her ears were curled back so he slipped his around just inside the tip. When she raised it he said, Fluttershy honey, that was truly the best congress I ever had."

She couldn't help but giggle. He always told a corny joke afterwards, but it was always so sweet. But soon her ear was folded down again and he noticed her staring off into space.

"Hey, my little pony, is there something buggin' you?"

"Well," she said tentatively, "I really do love being in your world, especially with you to take care of me, but I wish I could go back and visit my friends, at least for a little while."

"Don't worry. You'll get to see them again soon, I'm sure. How long can Princess Celestia stay mad at you for destroying her garden?" Fluttershy cringed when she thought about what she'd done, but he lifted her chin. She smiled. "Next time she calls I'll be sure to put in a good word for you. Besides, I really want to meet your other friends. Especially Pinkie Pie."

"Heh," she answered. "I notice that whenever you look at my photo album you can't stop staring at her cutie mark."

"Yeah, her cutie mark," he mumbled.

Then his cell phone went off, playing the "Extreme Evil" theme from Sailor Moon. The former President quickly pulled himself up and ran to the desk. After reading the text message he tapped out a response and sent it. Then he put the phone down and started getting dressed again.

"Hrmf!" Fluttershy crossed her forelegs and pouted.

He quickly zipped his fly and then returned to the couch, kneeling down and stroking her mane. "There's no need to feel jealous, Fluttershy. She may be my wife," the former President said while taking her chin in her hand. He gently turned her face until she was looking directly in his eyes. Then he added, "But you're my waifu."

Disclaimer: I do not own or have any association with the "My Little Pony" franchise; I do not represent or personally know and former Presidents, their staff or spouses, or any employee of NPR. I receive no compensation for this piece of PURE FICTION.