Gettin' Dirty

by CrackerZach

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Spike, Tragedy, Random, Slice of Life, Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Comedy, Romance
Length: 1171

A short story about two ponies in heat and their fateful yet drastic actions.

Applejack is in heat and Twilight happens to be too. Knowing this, Twilight, as a good friend, decides she will do whatever she can to aid Applejack. Even if it means she has to bend a few rules.

*This is a collab I did with vincoono. So he deserves some love (and hate) too.
*This is not meant in anyway to be serious.
*All comments are welcome (unless it's user hate) and expected.
*They're all 18+ I swear.

Published 2014-08-02 21:30:05 UTC
Last updated 2014-08-02 21:30:05 UTC

A Normal Day.

Author's Note

Dedicated to mah homies Kai, Chandler, and Graham.

A Normal Day.

It was a beautiful day in Equestria and Twilight Sparkle was about to embark to Sweet Apple Acres to help her friend Applejack. They both are in heat and as a good friend Twilight felt she was obligated to help out, unbeknownst to Spike of course.

“Hey Twi, do you have all your things ready?” Spike inquired.

“Fuck you.” Twilight replied. Spike ran off, tears trickling down his eyes, crying like the little bitch he is. Twilight grabs her things and sets out. But she has to make one stop on the way.

Twilight approached her favorite sex shop. She favored it for its low budget security which made it easy to steal stuff. She pulled out her checklist and began to run through the things she needed to “accidently obtain”. 1 Double-sided dildo, 2.5 gallons of lube, 2 vibrators, a strapon, and a special Luna edition fleshlight for herself for later when Spike was asleep or just too much of a bitch to “help her out”. She quickly shoved the items in her snatch and waltzed out the store with her new toys.

Our hero makes her way to the home of the apple family. She bangs a hoof against their door, only to be greeted by a disgruntled Applejack.

“The fuck do you want sugarcube.” Said Applejack

“Oh, hello there Applejack did you forget that i was coming over to help out on the farm today?” Twilight replied

“Well, uh, you see Twi now’s not the best of times right now.” The cowpony responded while blushing.

“What's wrong Applejack? You can tell your good friend about it.” Twilight replied, already knowing the issue.

“It’s just, you know my, uhh time of the year.” Said Applejack.

“How can I help?” Twilight winked.

Applejack quickly pulls Twilight into a deep sloppy wet kiss. Twilight was stunned at the sudden display of affection and forwardness and she had also noticed that Applejack tasted like (can you believe it?) apples and pears.

“Hey sugarcube, why don’t we take this out back.” Applejack chimed whilst winking.

Twilight then pulled Applejack into a kiss. She held it for a good 15 seconds. She then retracted leaving a thin string of saliva betwixt their mouths. “Does that answer your question?” Twilight said.

Applejack then whisked Twilight away on her back to the barn. She nudged the door open to reveal the crumbling structures interior. It had been quite rainy the past week and it had caused the dusty barn’s dirt floor to be muddy due to leaks in the roof. But she supposed it would have to do for now.

Applejack threw Twilight onto the muddy floor, causing it to splash onto the two ponies, caking them in the filth and grime.Twilight could smell the stank of heat and sweat from Applejack’s wet “apple pie”. She started to force Twilight’s mouth onto her own, Then shoved her tongue into Twi’s mouth to explore her cavern of wonder. She had a long and enriching snout and began to sensually move her lips down Twi’s chest towards her hot, wet, and dirty snatch.She then started to eat out Twilights succulent snatch. It smelt of lavender and books and tasted of rubber and strong alcohol.She started driving her tongue deeper and deeper into Twi’s vajayjay, reaching the furthest depths of her catacombs. As she searched, her tongue slithered across something smooth buried in the flesh. Startled, she pulled out.

“What the hay was that?!” Applejack shrieked.
“Motherfucker it’s my cunt you whiny bitch.” Twilight replied

“Not that, there’s something else in there.” Applejack responded.

“Oh.” Twillight moved her hoof down to her vagina. Moments later, she pulled out the double-sided dildo she had “borrowed” earlier. “You mean this?” She held it up for Applejack to see.

“Sweet Celestia Twilight, I don't think that will fit inside me.” Said Applejack

“Then make it fit.” Said Twilight as she rammed the dildo into Applejacks plot making the cowpony moan in ecstasy. She then slid the other half into herself. “Ughf” Said twilight as it entered her vajayjay penetrating deep inside her filling her every being to the brim.

Applejack moaned as the toy pushed its way through her insides. Slowly, Twilight began to move the toy in and out of Applejack as she continued to gasp with pleasure. Twilight’s pelvis began to slap against Applejack’s bum, making a slight popping noise as she thrusted.

“Oh yes, Twilight, harder, HARDER, FUCK ME LIKE THERE IS NO OTHER PONY IN THE WORLD.” screamed Applejack.

“Ask and you shall receive.” Twilight replied.

Twilight began to mold two mud dlido’s from the surrounding filth using her magic. She raised one of the abominations to Applejack’s mouth and the other to her anus and forced them in. Simultaneously, she moved herself and the two makeshift dildos in and out of Applejack’s holes, filling her to the brim with ecstasy. Applejack began to bleed from the anus. Twilight could feel Applejack tighten around the dilldos singnling her release so she sped up the thrustin’ of all the dilldos makeing Applejack cry out and cum everywere.

But it wasn't ogre yet. Twilight hadn’t cum yet, and she’d be damned if she didn’t get the satisfaction she deserved. She pulled the muddy-dildos from Applejack’s holes and shoved all of them into her friend’s cum-drenched, mud covered snatch. After gathering a fair amount of the juices on them, she proceeded to suck the fuck out of one of the toys. As she licked up the dildo’s, Applejack came up behind her and started to suck on Twi’s horn.

She began to deepthroat the horn, making sure to cover every inch of it with her saliva. As she did so, she began to feel little sparks in her mouth, which she could only assume to be Twilight’s magicgasm™ about to release itself. As she felt this, she pulled away.

“Why’d you stop?” Twi asked.

“Because I want you inside me.” She said with a wink.

She laid Twilight’s head in the mud and began to ride her horn like a fully erect penis. Twi began to gasp and wheeze with pleasure as Applejack’s vagina tightened around her horn, stimulating her even more.

“FASTER APPLEJACK! I WANT MORE!”

Applejack began to speed up and move her hips faster. She began to feel the fizzles of Twi’s magicgasm™ again, inside of her as she was about to magicgasm™. She began to feel the magicgasm™ fill her and she began to expand. She felt the binds of her flesh and bone begin to tear and blood began to flow from the newly formed gaps. She wanted it to stop, but it wouldn’t. She kept getting pumped full of the magicgasm™ and finally she lost all feeling in her body as she popped. Blood and organs showred the once old and innocent farm, leaving a stain to mark the atrocities that had occurred on that dark night.

The End.