Skydoesminecraft pony version!
Long ago… in a land called Minequestia… there lived two friends who ruled over everyone. The first one was named Skylestia. He raised the buddery sun. The other was deadlunox. He raised the moooooon. One day, Skylestia’s friend turned into Deadmare mooooooooon because Skylestia ate all the budder. After an epic hunger games, Deadmare moooooooon was banished to the nether for 1000 minequestria days. Later in life, Skylestia had a new group of really weird named friends: Ssundee pie, Huskyjack, Jasonshy, Jeromity, and Rainbow Dawn. Together, they could use the Ores of Harmony. Ssundee pie had the ore of Derpyness(lapis lazuli), Huskyjack had the ore of fishyness(iron), Jasonshy had the ore of startledness(coal), Jeromity had the ore of Shinyness(diamond), Rainbow dawn had the ore of trickery(redstone), and Skylestia had the ore of Budderyness(budder). They all met in a small village called Budderville. ( best name eva!) Skylestia and Ssundee pie met when Skylestia first reached town. Ssundee pie suddenly asked him something about cupcakes and ran off. Then Skylestia met Huskyjack. They ate a ton of fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish together. ( Of course it’s a word Applejack! It’s here in the dictionary! It’s right next to hangry!) A while later, Skylestia ran into Jasonshy. They didn’t have much conversation until Jasonshy saw Bash the baby dragon. Next he bumped into Rainbow Dawn, who was supposed to be clearing the ocean of derp squids. Then they fell in love and dated for the rest of eternity… then they broke up. Finally, Skylestia met Jeromity. The fuzzy pony player creature was in love with diamonds. They were all best friends. One day, a random nether portal appeared randomly in a very random location. Then, Deadmare moooooooooooooooooon popped out with an army of zombie pigponies. “Jasonshy! I’m startled!” Skylestia called to his friend, “Get the ores of harmony!” So, the friends ran away from the randomly random portal and got the ores of harmony. The elements were right behind them, so Skylestia threw them on the ground and shattered them. Suddenly, the peices learned to fly and shape shift and became beautiful gem studded necklaces! (for only $19.99!) They defeated Deadmare mooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon and turned him into Deadlunox again. Then Skylestia wrote a bunch of letters to himself about things he learned about FRIENDSHIP! Skylestia wasn’t very busy, so season 1 was all about learning, which is totally boring. (# notreally) Later, a weird creature named Bajcord appeared. Bajcord was half pony, half a bunch of other mobs. He liked to fly around, minepranking other ponies. He minepranked everypony… including Skylestia and Deadlunox! One day, Skylestia decided to use the ores of harmony to defeat him. That’s when Skylestia realized that the ores of harmony were filled with skittles, because they shot magical rainbows on bad guys, just as his fortune cookie foretold. Bajcord was eventually reformed and befriended Skylestia. Bajcord still minepranked ponies often, but he was a good guy, so no one really cared. Not too long after, Skylestia’s brother, Stampy Armor, was getting married to Princess Memorae Cupquadenza, aka Cupquake. All was coool (3 o’s intended), until Skylestia realized that Cupquake was actually the evil Queen Cupquakis! Then the writers decided to not use the ores of harmony… just to mix things up. Stampy Armor’s and the real Cupquake’s love for one another shot out a beam of light onto the queen and she flew away into the sky like team rocket from pokemon. Then they hired a bunch of construction ponies to fix Budderlot (2nd best name eva!). After Stampy and Cupquake bought a kingdom from the kingdom keepers (lol), an evil slimy thing came from the icy north. His name was The diamond Sombra, or danTDS for short. He was half slime. He wanted to keep the crystal budder all to himself, but Bash the baby dragon got it back. Then Dan’s horn fell off. he dies later in life. Then Skylestia became a princess! (yes, Princess Skylestia. That just happened.) Then skylestia found a portal. Of course he walked through it! Suddenly, he was a derp squid! He found the bad guy named Sunset Venom. Before Skylestia vanqueshed him, he had to learn about the life of a squid and get the ore of budderyness back. He made Sunset venom join the good side in like 5 seconds.Then Skylestia found the tree of the ores of harmony. The tree was dying, so they gave the tree some budder. That didn’t work, so the ores were put into the tree. then the tree gave birth to a locked chest. it had six key holes. Ssundee pie started to lick it, thinking it was a ring pop. Skylestia slapped him. Ssundee pie started to cry for the rest of the episode. Then the writers cut to the part in which the bronies want to see. Suddenly, A big fat squid named squidrek appeared and took all the buddery magic from everypony. He smelled like dead deadlunoxes. (sorry luna, but the dead army sucks!). Squidrek started stomping on inoccent players and putting TNT everywhere! Soon the tree (aka fluttershy www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5YfYtZ32d4) in which Skylestia lived in burst into flames!!! Then Skylestia and his friends were given random items from other mobs/ ponies, including but not limited to Silver Fish, Cheese storm, General chic, Derpy fire and the wonder derps, The squidsees, and even Bajcord! In case you don’t know who Bajcord is, he’s the pony/player that made you forget about reading about him like 5 minutes ago!!! these turned into keys that unlocked the chest. inside was some mist that turned Skylestia’s old house into a castle made of budder!!!!!! Then he sang a song and everyone died.
The end! (until season 5)
list of characters
MLP Minecraft
Celestia Skydoesminecraft
Luna Deadlox
Applejack Huskymudkipper
Fluttershy Jason (minecraftuniverse)
Pinkie pie Ssundee
Rainbow Dash Dawnables
Rarity Jerome
Sombra. The diamond minecart
Nightmare moon. Deadlox
Queen Chrissi Cupquake
Discord. Bajancanadian
The breezies. The squids
Silver shell. Fish
French chic General Elsa
Spitfire and The Wonder bolts. Derpycat and the resistance
Cheese sandwich. Oryanstorm
Shining Armor. Stampylongnose
Princess Cadance. Cupquake
Spike the baby Dragon. Basher
Tirek. Squid lord
Sunset Shimmer Ant Venom
