The End of a Square World.

My little pony minecraft fan fiction chapter 14 welcome home.

As I lay there feeling the life drain out of my gaping wounds I remember the events that led up to my death….

Flashback time pinky pie said with tears in her eyes.

I felt the stinging sensation of four cold hooves on my back.  That can only mean one pony.  Is it time to go yet twilight I asked.

(twilight)  yes the nether portal should be ready in just a few minutes.  She said hopping off my back.  Well I suppose that’s one way to wake up in the morning.

(troll)  OK…  OK.  I’m up I said giving my body a large stretch.  After a few flops my wings in cracks of my various bones I manage to pull myself from the bed.  So how did every pony sleep next to the huge gate to hell?  I asked.

(flutter shy)  it was a little scary.  The gate made strange noises as to get closer and closer to making a connection with your world.

I walked over to the gate and stuck my hand into the purple fog that made up the event horizon.  Yep I’d say it’s ready.  So what’s to a quick check to make sure every pony’s ready.  I then began a roll call.

(troll)  pinky?

(pinky)  I’m here and my party cannon is ready to roll!

(troll)  good.  Rainbowdash?

(rainbow)  here.  And I’m ready to fight some monsters.  I even practice with a bow a little bit.

(troll)  good.  Apple jack?

(apple jack)  present and ready to assist.

(troll)  good.  Rarity?

(rarity)  in attendance.  And I’m feeling quite magical today.

(troll)  good. Flutter shy?

(flutter shy)  um…  Here.

(troll)  what’s that?  I said playing with the little pony.  Cadence?

(cadence)  I’m here and ready to go.

(troll)  great.  Shining armor?

(shining)  and present and accounted for.

(troll)  good.  Zecora?

(zecora) I comply with your notions…  I’ve also got plenty of potions.

(troll)  excellent.  Chrysalis?

(chrysalis)  I’m here.  And feeling quite evil.  She said with a smile.

(troll)  good and last but not least twilight?

(twilight)  I’m here troll and I’ve got plenty of supplies.  I can wear my helmet though.  My elements of harmony is a crown that goes on my head.

(troll)  very well that’s fine.  As she put the crown on I look to twilight.  She was so cute so smart…  I don’t know it just feels like she’s different than every other pony.  Oh well back to what I was doing.  OK every pony since are already there’s no point in going any further.  Now what you want to do is just walk in.  I wouldn’t suggest holding your breath as it does take some time to get to the other side.  Just walk in like everything is normal.

(rarity)  maybe you should go first troll.

(troll)  very well then every pony follow me.  I then looked to the nether portal and gave a small run into the event horizon.  As I did this I shouted…  Leroy Jenkins.

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As I walked through the nether portal my vision was met by some form of café.  I can quite recognize this place but I knew it was one of the places where they kept a portal.  Oh well I thought myself I’ll get my bearings as soon as every pony come through.  The first pony jumped through was twilight fall by rarity and pinky pie.  Then it apple jack and Rainbowdash dragging fluttershy.  After that chrysalis cadence and shining armor walked through with no problem.

(troll)  good it seems every pony made it through OK.  Wait where zecora?  As I said this she popped out of the nether gate with speed and bumped into me.

(zecora)  sorry.

(twilight)  so troll where are we?  She asked

I honestly didn’t know.  I need to see some form of landmark to know where we were especially in the nether.

(troll)  well every pony I don’t quite know.  We’d need to look outside.  Every pony be very quiet I open the door.  I said walking over to the door.  The nether is a very dangerous place I’ve only been two it once back when I was a little noob.  However we were not in the nether as a client’s outside we were in the snow by ohm.

(pinky)  the nether has snow?

(zecora)  I do not wish to call you a liar but did you not say hell was full of fire?

(troll)  we’re not in hell this is a snow by ohm.  Twilight I thought you said that he would take this to the nether?  Not that I’m complaining.

(twilight)  well it was a shot in the dark as to where would take us.  We just thought preparing for the nether would cover all the bases.

(flutter shy)  I’m glad we don’t have to go there it sounds scary.

(cadence)  OK troll so where do we go from here?

Honestly I hadn’t planned that far.

(troll)  I guess we just…  Go back to my house and figure out a plan.  I need to figure out which city this is there are several in the snow by ohm and I don’t quite recognize this one.

We then walked outside.  The city was cold and lifeless.  There know people to be seen anywhere.  The wall which surrounded the city had several holes blown into it.  It would appear this city was attacked and is now just a ghost town.  As we walked I came across the broken remains of a sign picking up I found the city’s name.

Freeze out city.  Hero population 30.  Villager population 96.

Well I guess that’s not the case anymore I said looking around the dead city.  Every pony if we make it to the railway station we can go straight to my city.  If there’s anything left I said sadly.

(rarity)  I hope your city’s warmer it’s freezing here.  She said pulling out a scarf and wrapping around her neck.

As we walked the railway station the ponies were looking at all the buildings well what remained of them.  Apparently there having a similar experience to my world as I had to there’s the first time I came.

(twilight)  troll how are you holding up?

(troll)  what you mean twilight?

(twilight)  well this is your home.  This is your home world and look at it… it’s in ruins.  So are you OK?

(troll)  well twilight things like this though they don’t usually happen in my world are quite prepared for.  I personally have seen entire cities burned to the ground.  But of course in those circumstances there usually survivors.  They really doesn’t bother me to see the things of this world go.  We have very short lives and sometimes I see herobrine’s point.  Our lives are so short and we spend the entire time fighting off an enemy that we can ever possibly hope to defeat.  Maybe this world is better off dead.

(twilight)  troll???

(pinky pie)  don’t think that way silly.  We can save your world and ours.  Everything’s worth saving.

Eventually we made to the train station.  Tracks were severely damaged and there was no way we’re getting mine cards on them.

(troll)  well every pony it looks like we’re walking.

(apple jack)  how far we have to go?

(troll)  well on foot I’d say it’s a two day walk.  But don’t worry maybe herobrine we’ll show up sooner.  After all where only hear to use the elements of harmony on him.  If he shows up right now and we use them on him we can just go home.

(pinky)  that’s right.  She then began to shout.  Herobrine where you?  Come out…  Come out wherever you are!!  There was no response.

(troll)  oh pinky.  That won’t work.  Now come on we need to start moving.  We need to get as much distance done during the day as possible.  Normally I could go ahead and travel at night but with everything that’s been going on or going to have to stop and make shelter.

(shining armor)  he’s right let’s get moving.

As we left behind as of paved city I expected to come across grasslands but…  All the trees have lost their leaves and there was no grass left just dirt.

(troll)  O man it’s like everything died.  Herobrine has certainly been busy.

(flutter shy)  troll what about the animals that live here?

(troll)  sorry fluttershy but there are probably none left.

(chrysalis)  this place feels….  I don’t know.  It’s like it’s empty.  But there’s no hope left inside.

(troll)  yeah this place is starting to give me the creeps to.

We continued on walking through the snow across the dirt and threw the pillars that were once trees.  Eventually we came across some of herobrine’s forces.  A noob surrounded by spiders.

(troll)  well every pony this should be easy.  I said preparing for battle.

unfortunately I never got to attack pinky scan and took out most of them and cadence and Rainbowdash swept away the rest.

(troll)  well good job every pony.  I barely had to do anything.  I said padding pinkies had.

(pinky)  O thank you troll.  I’ve been…  Been…  Been…!

(troll)  what is it pinky?

(pinky)  …creeper…

My eyes shot open and a turnaround.

Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss what the FUCK!

Boom.

(troll)  yep it’s good to be home.  I said as I was laid out onto my back.  Is every pony OK?

(every pony)  we are fine.

We continued on walking until nightfall.

(troll)  Every pony get ready.  I have a feeling night is going to be particularly dangerous.  We continue to walk.  There

were no hills or mountains I could dig a home inside of yet so we need to keep moving.

Soon the Moon was high in the sky.  I could feel it.  I could feel the once did world moving beneath my feet.  As if rising once more just to seal our dooms.

(twilight)  troll I see a large hill up head can you make a shelter at that?

(troll)  that’s perfect twilight now let’s keep moving before mobs begin to spawn.  About halfway to the hilt twilight had punted out a few mobs began to spawn.  However a second they spawned they fell to ground as if in pain.  They screamed and rolled and then grew still.  A white fog emanated from their mouths as they got back up to their feet.

(mobs)  all hail herobrine.

(troll)  O shit.  Every pony get ready there going to attack.

Sure enough the mobs did indeed attack.  The first waves were easily fought off with just swords in zecora as potions.  However their ranks were being bolstered by more and more mobs.  I don’t know why but it seems that there organized and are attacking at mass.

(shining armor)  every pony get behind my shield’ troll we’ve got to make it to that hill!!!

Shining was right we had to make it to some kind of shelter.  As pinky fired her cannon through the shield at the groups of mobs I decided it was too risky to make it to the hill.  Flipping to my shovel I did straight down.

I could hear them above me still fighting the mobs banging on shining armor shield and the sound of swords slicing through flesh.

(troll)  every pony quick get in the whole.  There’s too many.

(apple jack)  come on fluttershy she said grabbing the pony and jumping into the whole.  Every pony follow her into the hole with me.

(troll)  is every pony OK I asked ceiling of the entrance with a block of cobblestone.

(chrysalis)  yes I think we’re all OK.  There were so many of them.  I think there still above us.

(troll)  yeah ever just hold on.  I’ll see if I can make this place a little bigger.  I then increase the size of the small room beneath the soil.

(troll)  OK it looks like we’re spending the night here.  Every pony get some sleep.

(Rainbowdash)  sleep?  How are we going to sleep with those monsters above us?

(troll)  don’t worry they can’t break through were safe.  As soon as the sun rises all the mobs will die and we can continue for my city.  Once were behind its walls we should be safe.

We could still hear the sounds of the mobs walking above us looking for something to fight.  Every pony was clearly on east but there’s nothing I could do.

(rarity)  O why did we come here in the first place?

(troll)  to stop herobrine?

(rarity)  O yes well…  She said huffing.

(troll)  just stay calm every pony.  Mobs are only deadly when they can get you in so long as I have the power to move blocks like I do they will never get to us.  Now please try to get some sleep.

The floor of the room I just made was hard its walls were of dirt and its floors were of stone.  The sounds of the bloodthirsty mobs above us kept this alert and frightened.  The only thing I could do to make this day more comfortable was to give every pony some sand blocks to sleep on.  Unfortunately that was the only soft material I had.

(troll)  at least we’re not in the nether.  I said trying to cheer up every pony.  But they did not seem to be calmed by my words.  Well just rein get some sleep every pony I said giving up.

I close my eyes and listen to the mobs above.  They scratched and thumped.  You could hear their movements very clearly.  Then I felt the stinging cold sensation against my skin.  What is it twilight?

(twilight)  O sorry I’ll just go back over here.  She said as she turned walk away.

As she was walking my hand came from beneath the little pony and scooped her up.  Good night twilight I said giving her a hug.

(twilight)  O um….  Good night troll she said finally settling down into my arms.

I could’ve swore heard something coming from chrysalis she can taste emotion some sure just picking up on something.

…

I woke up to the sound of dogs barking above me.  It sounded like some form of epic battle was happened just above our heads.

(troll)  every pony wake up something is happening.  I said giving twilight little shake to wake her up.

(flutter shy)  what’s that noise?

(apple jack)  it sounds like dogs.  She said putting you’re here to the air as if trying to hear more closely.

(troll)  well only one way to find out.  I said I would doubt my shovel.

I quickly dug a hole through our shelter into the outside.  As I poked my head out I saw apple jack was correct.  Their dogs countless dogs and they’re all attacking the mobs.  Not just that they’re winning.  For everyone mob there had to have been at least ten dogs.

(troll)  every pony come out here you have to see this.

The square dogs were bouncing around like flies nothing could stop them.  I then saw a familiar face standing on the hilltop.  It was a very good customer of mine named white wolf.  We didn’t know one another very well on a personal level.  You see we never really had any reason to talk.  His business ran on using his dogs to run off large groups of mobs since mobs don’t really spawn too often around my city there’s no reason hire any mercenaries.  He did however by lots of iron apparently he needed good fencing for his dogs.

He wasn’t looking at me his back was turned torch my direction and I will apologize for this later but in my absent mindedness I forgot about my new skin.  I walked right up behind him know mob could’ve done this do to all the dogs but the dogs knew we were no threat so they let us pass.  I then spoke to him.

(troll)  hey wolf.  It’s me troll bridge.  How are you holding up?

White wolf gain some form of happiness from hearing my voice.

(white wolf)  troll I thought you were dead.  It’s good to see you’re a………..  He then paused as he stared at me.  You’re a….   You’re a………………..

(troll)  white wolf whats wrong with you?  You look like you’ve just seen a…….  O.  Whoops.

White wolf then started screaming.  The screen sounded very similar to what I did when I first saw herobrine.

(troll)  white wolf calm down!  Dude just calm down.  Things didn’t get any better when every other pony walked up and white wolves eyes looked at them.

(white wolf)  oh my notch.  What the FUCK?  How the FUCK?  Who the FUCK?   FUCK the FUCK!!!!

Eventually his excitement caused him to pass out and fall on the ground in front of us.

(troll)  O shit.  I said poking his unconscious body.  Chrysalis can you please turn into white wolf and command his dogs it looks like we’ll have to drag him with us.

(chrysalis)  very well.  I’ve been wanting to turn into something square anyway.  She said as she took a strange stance.  I think what she was trying to do was stand up like me and white wolf.

Green fire soon ate away at her skin and she soon looked exactly like white wolf.

(chrysalis)  O…  This form is very strange.  It’ll take some getting used to.  It’s a good thing you can levitate things with those hands of yours there’s no way I’d carry him.

She was right white wolf was wearing full iron armor and even had a diamond soared he would be very heavy to carry.  Locally I had magic so I could just float him in the air behind me as we walked.

(twilight)  how are we going to keep him from freaking out when he wakes up?

(chrysalis)  I think the real question here twilight… is can I have sex with him?

(troll)  what the FUCK?  I said turning torch chrysalis.  What the hell is wrong with you?

(chrysalis)  hey a girls got to eat.  As she said this I shook my head.

(troll)  Stop trying to rape my friends!!!!

(Chrysalis ) It's not rape if they can't say no .  She said with an evil smile.

(Troll ) chrysalis can you please wait until you at least wakes up before you try exchanging fluids with him?

(chrysalis)  fine have it your way.  how much further is your city anyway?  She asked as she attempted to walk on only two legs.

(troll)  well now that we can travel by night with few controlling white wolf’s dogs I think we should be able to get there by morning.  You’ll know were close when we change from the grass by ohm to a desert by ohm.

We kept on walking through the night me carrying white wolf’s unconscious body chrysalis leading the dogs into battle and every other pony just doing their thing.

As we were walking twilight tripped and bumped one of her legs I went ahead and picture up handing off the job of carrying white wolf to cadence who seemed to have no problem with it.  As I carried twilight I was greeted by the site of sand we grew closer and closer to my city until finally I could tell every pony.

(troll)  they’re she is my little ponies.  Troll city named after its founder and creator.

To describe my city in greater detail I must remind you that it extends from bedrock all the way up.  This means that a huge ditch had to be dug around it.  To give you a better mental image of my city just think of a city nestled inside a creator of a meteor impact.  It had many different walls the first wall was on the very edge of the crater.  This prevented any sort of mobs from falling in and somehow making their way to my city.  The second wall was down at bedrock level.  I’d take quite a deal of time to make sure all the bedrock was covered up by lush green grass.  The second wall did help with defense but was more for keeping the animals out.  Farmers who could not afford vertical farms often kept their livestock nestled between the two walls.

(pinky pie)  come on every pony let’s go see trolls city!  She shouted with happiness.  I really don’t know how she bounced with a light heavy armor on but she found a way.

(troll)  well you heard the little lady let’s go.  I said to every pony as we made our way to my city.

End of chapter 14