The End of a Square World.

by dax388

Rating: mature
Tags: Adventure, Crossover, Human
Length: 65419

A man confronts a monster and is cast into a new world... A world of ponies.

So here I am an accomplished hero. there's no cave I have not explored and no diamond I have not found. After my long five years of life surely there is nothing more left in this world that can surprise me… Right?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-11-06 23:16:40 UTC

Same Old Blocks

Waking up that morning I took a deep deep breath in…  awwww it’s going to be a good day to day I can just feel it.  Jumping out of my bed I walked over to the chest that set beside me.  Most people chose to sleep in their armor but seeing as I’m not crippled with fear by mobs I like to take it off and keep it in the chest next to me.  Flinging open the lid I reach in and pull out the tools weapons and food I normally carry with me.

While most heroes had all iron armor I had all diamond.  In fact there’s nothing on me that is not diamond.  Most people find disgust and the fact I use diamond for shovels and even line my ceiling with the blocks.  But when you’re rich enough to do so why not?  In case you haven’t deduced by now I’m a very well-seasoned hero.  My wealth and my power grow by each passing day.  As to what makes me so rich I found a rather intelligent business strategy and that was to build. When I look outside my window all I can see is the massive city and building.  There not very many other heroes like myself who occupy the city.  No instead I am surrounded by villagers. Hundreds upon hundreds of villagers.  I offer them protection and they pump out iron golem.  A fair trade especially when I can sell their scrap iron for just about anything.  Of course all nearby heroes have no need for iron so I must a ship it out by railway.

To better describe the massiveness of my city… it extends from as high as the physical limitations of my world allows and extends down to the very bedrock that separates us from the nether.  As for the distance across it I would have to say it’s at least one by-ohm.  I say hello to the passing villagers as I walked in my city.  Though they all look the same and they insist they haven’t names I’m always friendly to the people who make me so rich.

Today I decided I’ll go visit my friend Pone Bitch 22.  That’s right his name is really that.  Our names usually involve numbers and words.  But his was even more trolling then mine was.  Oh yes I should probably tell you that my name is Troll Bridge. Oh yes.  I can’t tell you how many times someone has wanted to slap me in the face for that one...  Ho wait you’re probably wondering why some would take offense to my name.  I shall take the time to explain how our world works as it is very different than yours.  For most normal living creatures a mom and dad is required to come to be.  However all heroes of my world simply appear.  Now as to how this happens no one knows and its best not speculated.  Some asked if we are mobs since they’re the only ones that come to be just out of thin air.  But in fact where the opposite of mobs we are their lifelong enemies.  So of course not having a mother or father this means that one is to decide his own name.

I should probably also tell you that names are also a peculiar thing of heroes.  Villagers do not have names mobs do not have names and animals do not have names.  This is because for the most part every animal villager and mob of the same species looks the same.  The heroes however are very different from one another some are gentleman zombies, while others are the short enderman wearing overalls.  Unlike the name you cannot decide your skin it just seems to appear based on your personality…  O!   The short enderman wearing overalls is me.  That’s right the ruler of this massive city is permanently wearing overalls.

“What a lovely symbol for a monarchy”.  As I walked by the villagers shops and homes I asked how they’re doing and patted the head of the few small children and inspected a recently built iron golem deciding to let it live to make sure that no mobs harm the villagers.  But as the day dragged on I could bear no longer with a deep breath I said…  O blocks I’m bored.  I can burn no more time I hope Pone does not mind me coming early.  But then again he doesn’t know I’m coming at all.  So I suppose there’s no way for me to come early.  That’s what she said I quickly said to myself in my mind.  “Oh yes I went there.”

Leaving my mighty city made of various cobblestones smooth stones and wood behind me I ventured out to Pone’s tree home.  That’s right he lives in a tree.  In fact I’d helped plant most of it and provided quite a bit of the bone meal.  It was quite a sight to behold.  While my city was square, boring and straightforward.  His home was complicated and had many architectural details.  Archways, columns, and pillars’ Frivolous things that really put a nice touch onto the tree.  In fact seen it did fill me with some form of joy.

“O what adventures await me below this massive tree’s roots?”  Because my city extended to bedrock that meant there were no more mines left for me to explore.  If I ever wanted to have fun when having adventures I had to go somewhere that I didn’t already know like the back of my hand.  And this time that would be pone’s place.

I looked up at the tree.  I had to remember as to which bedroom pone was sleeping in.  He did have a favorite.  If you sleeping in today I could bet he was in that bed in in that room.  Finding my target I looked up the open window.  And said out loud now my friend you’re dabbling with pistons and glass will betray you.  Pulling out a snowball I threw it up to the window.  The first one merely splitting against the wall. Damn it I missed.  The second one however when straight through.  Only seconds after the snowball disappeared from my site I heard…  “That son of a bitch!”  Hey Pone you want to explore some abandoned mines today…  Pone then poked his head out the window.  You can never forget looking at pone.  You see his face holds a fear most common among all heroes.  Permanent frown in green skin.  He was a creeper.  A creeper that war a pair of heart underwear boxer shorts.  “Come on up he shouted to me.”

“No thanks I’ll just wait for you to come on down…”  He then looked at me “still scarred about the inderman thing are you?  I’ll be right down.”  The enderman thing I should explain with a small flashback.

It was back when me and Pone were still noobs.  I was staying in pone’s house as mine was having a slight problem with creepers making it unsuitable to stay the night.  When I got there he greeted me with a friendly hello outside.  The world was a very dangerous place back then I had not asserted my dominance over the mobs and they enjoyed tormenting us.  Many simply blew up our homes or tried to kill us in our daily routines.  However two enderman knowing that they struck fear into the hearts of heroes everywhere even after their noob days’ hatched a rather disturbing plan for the two of us…

Walking in to pone’s home I was swiftly met with a sharp push to the middle of the room.  What the hell.  I said turning around to see what had caused my miss balance.  Two enderman both holding dirt blocks stood before me and my friend.  “Holy Shit he said!”  Quick troll don’t look at them.  We both quickly shielded our eyes the reason for this is never fully understood but the enderman can only attack you if you look at them.  I then heard to dirt blocks being placed peeking through the cracks of my fingers I saw that they blocked out the door.  These enderman must be old.  Most are not smart enough to actually use the blocks they moved tactically.  Though both of their voices were rather demonic in nature I could make out that one was a male and the other female.  “Now now we will not hurt you even if you do look at us.”  “Don’t believe them” Pone warned me.  “They just want to kill us all mobs just want to kill us.”  “Actually (the female interjected) all mobs want you to suffer not necessarily die and that’s what we’re going to do here today.”

Still we refuse to open up our eyes.  “Have to do things the hard way” the male said.  “Honey if you’d be so kind to take the short one of our own while all I take the creeper”.  “I’ll gladly” they discussed with one another.  I felt myself get knocked on to my back.  I then felt the female standing on top of me pinning me down.  Her hands then clasped around my arms and forced them away from my eyes.  Both of us could take it no longer.  Our eyes opened.  By the law of nature in our world they now have the right to kill us whenever they wanted to.  “Good now that that’s over… all we want you boys to do is go over there and sit.”

“That’s it?”  I could not help but ask worried.  “Well obviously we’re going to do something you’re not going to like especially the owner of that bed” the mail said pointing to the bed in the middle of the room.  This confused us so we sat down in the corner.  “Now please would you not break eye contact?  That’s all you have to do to survive the night.”  That seems easy enough I said not knowing what was about to happen.  Pone was more confused than ever.  “Troll what is so bad about the…  …  …”  His sentence was cut off only to be started by a new one.  “Notch’s Pick Acts!!!  There having sex in my bed!!!”

I will not go on as the memory of such creatures you know doing it is so disturbing I do not plan revisiting it more than once in a week and I’ve already had a nightmare about it last night.  Once the enderman had their fun and the son was beginning to rise they got up and left.  Well the male left. The woman who would not stop looking at me the whole time walked over and first had to touch me. “Rape I screamed.”  “O shot up you’re a cute little one of us wearing overalls.  Did you really think I’d leave without having as little taste?”  She then reach down enforcer mouth around mind this was not hard as you see their physiology was kind of confusing to me the way their heads can move off of their bodies for a short time...  I think what she was trying to do was a kiss it seemed more like a dental appointment judging by the suction and amount of foreign fluid.  But when it ended and she dropped me back to the floor I layed there in a catatonic state.

As she left I heard my creeper friends voice.  “So do you want to burn down my house and agree never to talk about this ever again.”  I mumbled something like to be loosely described as a yes it was hard because I had a lot of spit in my mouth.  The taste I shall never describe.

I end the flash back with as setting ablaze pone’s once sacred bed.

“You’re having a flashback aren’t you?”  I look forward to see my creeper friend now standing right in front of me.  “Yep…”  “So where is your mine?”  “Over there you ready?”  “Yeah I gathered all my supplies while you were down here having you’re little flashback.  Did you get to the part where she made out with you yet?”  He asked.  “Shut up let’s just go…”  “Yeah you got there.”

We quickly made it too his mine and began the journey into the dark depths this is about the only fun I really had you see the terrified noobs you had just seen in my flashback are no longer around in fact many mobs are dead afraid of me.  It helps when you kill their leader the ender dragon.  Case in point the zombie standing right behind me is unwilling to charge.  Turning my head I glared at the zombie it quickly moved back into the shadows.  The bitch doesn’t fuck with me.

The exploration of the mines had its fun moments like finding a dungeon which put us into an epic battle. But eventually all fun comes to an end and it felt like we explored the entire thing.  Well it looks like there’s nothing left to do darn I thought this day was going to be fun.  But I haven’t felt scared or even mildly excited the whole time.  Sometimes it sucks being at the top.  I wish had never made that remark for when I turned around I saw something truly horrifying.  My friend stood their silent…

He made no noise and had no expression on his face he was not looking at me the ground by the air he just that there lifeless.  Dude what’s wrong with you.  I asked concerned.  Now even someone as awesome is me is scared shit less by this horrible noob campfire story come to life.  For as my friends lifeless body fell down in front of me I looked on in horror to behind instead the terror of all great heroes’ dreams.  Though only to be legend but now proven to be true.  HEROBRINE.

Faced with this mortal danger I did what any brave hero would do…

I ran down the nearest mind tunnel like a scared little pussy noob with no sword from a creeper.  In fact the high pitch squeak of my little girl voice as I ran down those tunnels probably broke glass in the entire biome.

End of chapter one.

My little pony minecraft fan fiction chapter 2 running for my fucking life

Oh my god he’s dead…  Oh my god he is so dead!  I ran faster and faster down the tunnel i never stopped or look back.  My friend was dead the realization that with each step dawned on me and different way.  I’d always known that the very nature of my world simply required a death of some gruesome fashion but I’d never before experienced it.  I’d slain many mobs. Skeletons zombies’ creepers spiders even the mighty inder dragon.  I’d never truly seen death though I caused it frequently.

Finally I broke down and fell to my knees.  Now I’m all for maintaining your masculinity but not right now .  I broke down and started to cry .Not to cry like a tiny tier trickle down my face.  I mean Bolling sobbing crying.  The part of the tavern I ran into while doing this was not yet filled with light from torches.  Acting on instinct and not really cognitive thought I plopped a torch down onto the ground.  Even in my emotional state I could still make out something ahead of me coming from the darkness.  It was a zombie no my mistake it was two zombies.  The first one attempted to attack me this was a mistake for it.  For in my emotional state I was just looking for a fight.

It charged for me but my hand quickly reached up.  Grabbing it by the head and slamming it against my own as hard as I could.  Even with a special enchanted helmet made of diamond that fucking hurt.  But I ignore the pain and swiftly began punching the zombie.  I assume the other one looking at its comrade being punched to death while being pinned on the ground quickly got the memo to get the fuck away from me as no encounter ever happened between me and it.  I assume this very day at it just walked off.

While hyperventilating from my fury I looked down at the bloody zombie lying dead before me.  Shirley I’ve out run it by now I set out loud to myself.  This theory was quickly proven wrong as when a turnaround behind me to see where I come from Herobrine stood there not winded at all.  His solace white eyes simply staring at me.  With a second burst of energy I quickly ran away from the offending ghost story come to life.  This time I swung my sword.  Using only his fist he stopped it just before it struck his face.  Damn…

Needless to say I am once again running the fuck away.  I ignore everything that past my vision blocks of iron.  Blocks of coal and even the mighty diamond didn’t matter to me.  All that mattered whisking the fuck away.  Finally I came across something from the past.  It stopped my ability to two run any further.  One I should probably stop until you exactly what bars my way at this point.  you see long long ago before my time entirely there were special heroes said to be as powerful as Notch himself.  See they did not need to merely move blocks to change the world they summoned blocks.

From what I know of these god heroes all of them disappeared and whatever temple sanctuary or home they lived in at the time of the disappearance became nothing more than a huge fucking whole.  These holes went straight through the bedrock and into the dark abyss.  No one can survive the abyss it’s strange darkness kills anything inside it is said not even the gods could survive through it.

I tried to find a way around the abyss however nothing could be found not to my left and not my right.  But turnaround I saw I had bigger problems.  Herobrine head once again caught up with me.  O shit.  I’m dead.  However something shun the corner of my eye the back of the abyss there’s a small cavern on the other side of it.  Time to do what inderman do best.  I threw an inder peril across the void.  O you may not know when inter Perl does.  The small item you get from killing an inderman.  It gives you the power to Teleport wherever you throw the little thing.  Oh yes and by the way I fucking mist.  I can’t believe it my lifeline the hope for survival in the fucking whole.

I was going to throw another one but herobrine attack me and I was forced to draw my blade on him.  I fought hard with my diamond armor with full enchantment that he simply nonchalantly block my strikes with his bare fists And even the ones that did manage to make contact did no damage.  Eventually the tired out he knocked me to the ground.  Looking up I saw my would be executioner steering me down and be ready to in my life.  when all of a sudden surprise hit my face.

The pearl… It just hit something…  Just then I was sucked away from almost certain death.  I could see nothing but darkness and I felt the definite sensation of falling.  I fell for what seemed like days.  During this time my thoughts range from holy shit am about to die.  To O I wish my friend was still alive.  You know it’s weird when you’re falling for at least 2 to 3 days with no point of reference to even see if he were still falling it gives you a little bit of time to think.

Not about anything particularly important just about the usual stuff.  I took half of the time to grieve over my lost friend.  The other half a separated into two parts one was screaming my little head off.  And the other was checking my pockets for food to eat.  That’s right I eat while skydiving.  Hey you get hungry after a while.  As for when I needed to use the bathroom let’s never touch on that subject ever ever ever again.

Eventually sleep set in I was getting quite use to the falling feeling and finally started to relax.  Believe it or not I got a full 8 hours of sleep.  When my eyes opened again I was greeted with a very strange sight...  Land I could see hills trees lakes, mountains everything.  It was like I was flying through the sky.  But then remembered I’m not flying im falling.  Well time you do what iv have been doing quite well for the past few days.  Screen!

Fortunately for me the lake quickly grew bigger and bigger in my field of vision this told me that would be safe I would hit water.  Now when I say safe I mean in horrible Horrible pain.  You see the nature of my world makes everything a perfect square I have the perfect flat body front.  And I’m about to hit the water after falling for a few days.  I think you can do the math if you’ve ever done a belly flop at the pool.

Splat!

Fortunately for me the pain did not make me pass out.  It would suck to have drowned after surviving all of that.  But fortunately I managed to get to shore before doubling over in the intense pain my body was in.  Why do these things happen to me?  I asked rhetorically.

I rolled around on the ground for little bit.  I think you know exactly what that would look like if you’ve ever rolled a square object along the floor table or some other flat surface.  Then I was stopped by a strange sight.  I know now this is merely a rock but you must understand from the world I came from anything smaller then a one block unit of material simply did not exist with the exception of items.

I stared at the strange blob of material sitting upon the ground. what the FUCK …its… it’s not?  I reached out my hand and picked up the small rock.  How can it do that there’s no angles. Not a single one.  Now as a noob I took geometry and I knew that every angle other than the right angle was simply a figure of my imagination.  Everything in the world was made up of little tiny squares everything was right angles in straight lines no matter how much it seemed like they weren’t.  But this wasn’t I mean it was so smooth everything about it just pooled together in a way I cannot describe at the time.

Now I know to you this is just a rock I come from a world that’s primarily 8 bit and now in force to look upon something that is capable of a shape that simply does not exist.  So do give me time to understand something so insignificant as a little rock in front of my face.

Doubled over in pain still I could not move.  I tried several times.  But the fight to stay conscious proved to be the only battle I would win that day.  Well not entirely.  You see i did pass out after a few minutes…

When I did wake up it was night time a fear of mobs loomed heavily in my mind.  I’ve got to move I’ve got to get a shelter.  These thoughts were quickly crushed like my shattered ribs probably I never really knew how hurt I was.  In the end my efforts to move nearly of sprawl me outside my back’s I could relax.  Just forget it I thought to myself.  If a mob comes I’ll deal with it then.  I lay there all night by the lake.  I watch the Moon move through the sky it was round like the rock that a single block to be seen.

What’s happening to me? Am i going crazy I thought?  Now going crazy would not suck this bad.  I would describe my next stage of consciousness as sleeping with all your senses still intact with the exception of my eyes which were closed and did not seem to have the strength to open.  Lying there I heard various sounds of animals around me nothing I can identify though.  I listen to the relaxing sound of the water as fish splash through it and the sound of the Air whipping past my square head.

This relaxed state was then interrupted by strange sound…  “Clop clop”… “Clop clop”…  What was that I thought to myself?  “Clop clop”… “Clop clop”…  it was as coming straight for me.  For a brief moment I thought of opening up my eyes but I felt so weak I decided  screw it.  I laid there and allow the sound and closer and closer to me not caring whether or not it was friend or foe.  “Clop clop”… “Clop clop”…  When the sound finally came to the point where whatever making it must have seen me I heard a very strange quiet voice.

Ho my goodness…  You pour thing…  Is it still alive?  I then felt something touch me.  O thank goodness it’s still breathing…  But look how covered in blood you are.  Don’t worry strange thing I’ll go get help.  With that I heard it run away at a furious speed. “Clop clop”… “Clop clop”…  “Clop clop”… “Clop clop”…  I wonder who that was?  I thought to myself.  After laying there for a few more minutes my thoughts turned to my fallen comrade.  How would I ever replace such a good friend?  His big tree house what the FUCK am I going to do with that thing.  I’d seen his will and the tree was left to me.  Maybe I’ll turn into a nice monument to my friend’s memory.

“Clop clop”… “Clop clop”…  The noise returned this time I could tell that it was accompanied.  I heard the frail voice once more…  See you guys.  Right there it is.  Flutter shy how did you find this thing?  It was just lying here twilight.  Well I reckon we’d better get some help that looks like quite a bit of blood.  Rainbowdash can you help me pick up this thing?  No problem apple jack.  I hope he’s OK you know what happened to him flutter shy?  No I don’t pinky pie all I know is that I found in here.  Well he certainly has quite a taste for armor I think that’s solid diamond…  Armor?...  You’re right rarity he is wearing armor and he has a soared to.  Spike send a letter to princess CelesteTia.  I’m not totally sure if he’ll be friendly when he wakes up.  Right away twilight.  Maybe when he wakes up he will be friendly and we can have all sorts of fun all even throw a party.  Pinky pie can we just please focus on dragging this feller to the hospital?

I then felt my body being moved around.  I’m not going to lie every time they touched me the pain was so unbearable it made me pass out.  I must’ve stayed out for at least a day or two because when I woke up all my strength had returned to me.  Looking around at my surroundings I noted that I was in a hospital.  I looked up at the trimmings on the wall and various other architectural decorations to the room there equally a smooth and strange as the first rock I encountered.  I wondered if the people like me would be is equally strange and in this regard I was indeed correct.

Looking at a full body mere hung on the side wall I found that my armor had mysteriously vanished from my body along with my sword.  They must have taken them.  I thought to myself.  Upon closer examination of the full body mere I found that when of my overalls top clamps was undone so I nonchalantly clipped it back.  Upon doing this I discovered that all of the injuries I must have sustained during my crazy trip and this place had all healed.  I’ve deftly been out for quite some time.

Oh yes you probably wondering how clothing works for our skins.  I did mention before that the skins are non-option.  The same goes for whenever clothing comes with the skin if you try to take it off eventually it reappear on you.  As to how this works no one knows in his best not speculated as is quite the nature of many things in my world.  Looking away from my reflection I saw that many of the furnishings of the room had been removed.  There were square clean spots and all the walls were the pictures had been taken off.  That’s weird I thought myself are they really that worried I won’t be friendly?  Oh well I guess I’m not that insulted.  Let’s see if there is anyone outside I can talk too.  I reach for their handling attempted to twist.  Locked… with the commotion from my attempting to open the door alluded to people outside…  Hey you awaken in their?  Quickly I thought of something smart ass to say.  No I’m sleepwalking.  Quickly alert twilight sparkle that the creature they found is now awake!

The guards seemed to not want to talk to me.  They merely told me to sit back down and wait for this twilight sparkle person to come in and talk to me.  I sat down for a little while looking again at my room’s decorations or lack thereof I should say.  Why did they take all of the pictures down?  It also seems that took some furniture way to.  Oh well I’m sure all the revealed to me as soon as this twilight sparkle gets here.  Let me think twilight sparkle…  I bet she likes to enchant things or something.  After all why else would you choose a name like that for yourself?

At long last I heard talking outside the door.  Think you. You don’t need to come with me I’ll just have a small talk with him.  Then the door slowly creaked open.  Hello there miss…  Miss…  Miss…  Missed uttering eventually faded just an east airing before me.  For standing in the doorway was not a hero or even a villager.  No instead what stood before me was a small purple four legged creature.  Hello my name is twilight sparkle it’s a pleasure to meet you.

End of chapter two.

Meet The Ponies

"Hi" I said with a dumbfounded expression on my face.  Allowing my inner scientist to takeover I swiftly began examining the purple creature before me.  "Definitely  not a cow and no way you’re a pig."  I then brushed my hand down the creature from its head to its tail.  "What are you doing she asked?"  "Fur is not quite right to be a sheep what the hell are you?"

she looked at me. "For your information I am a pony more specifically a unicorn. The real question here is what the hooves are you?"  I then realized if I hadn’t seen this creature before there’s good chances they have never seen one of my kind before.  "Well if you must know I’m a human more specifically a hero.  So I’m guessing this is like your home chunk."  The pony looked a little confused.  "Well I think since you've never seen someone like me and I’ve never seen someone like you I must’ve traveled quite a few chunks away from home."  "O chunk is a unit of measure the little pony said.  Please forgive me I don’t quite understand your terminology in fact I’m still trying to wrap my head around your square head."  "What do you mean I asked?"  "Well the geometric shape of the square is something that has to be pony made it never occurs naturally in nature."  This sentence to me was practically blasphemy the square shape was the only thing made in nature.  "What are you talking about?"

She then glanced to the window suggestively.  I’d never thought to look out the window before mainly because many of the buildings I built at home did not have them.  Swinging open curtains and looking outside a saw that she was not lying to me.  I looked at all the trees all the ponies walking around and even the sun in the sky with the exception of the buildings no squares could be found.  "Of course… I don’t think I’m in my own world anymore I set out loud.  When I drop the inter purl through the bedrock it must have sent me to a completely different dimension or something."

"Different dimension?  The little pony behind me said that would explain your shape.  Are you from a dimension in which everything is square like you?"  "Yes of course until now I’d never seen anything else its quite amazing." i said gazing back outside the window.  "I’ve been driving myself crazy trying to think of how a creature like you could even exist in Equestria."  "Equestria is that what this place is called?"  I said still examining all the sights out the window.  "Yes this land is called Equestria and you are currently in a place called ponyville."

"It’s a very nice looking town…  O twilight that is your name right?"  She nodded.  "Where’s my armor and sword?  We were unsure of whether or not you were safe to be around so after rarity cleaned up your armor and sword we left them summary you cannot find them."  "O... OK so can I have them back now that you know I’m not a bad guy?" Ho why of course.  The pony then walked to the door open it up and whispered something to the guards.

My friends should be here soon.  It was you and your friends that found me wasn’t it.  Well no not entirely.  Flutter shy found you we just helped carry you back.  You are pretty heavy wearing that diamond armor.  Me being a unicorn I could not help but notice you enchanted all of that armor and your sword can your people do magic?  Yes but it does come at a price.  What kind of price twilight asked?  Well before I tell you and possibly offend you how do you do magic?  Twilight seemed to get the message that I wanted a demonstration.  Just like this she said as she levitated the sheets from the bed around the room and then back to the bed.  O so you can just do it without having to pay any price cool.  Price? Exactly what price do you have to pay?...  Blood… in order to perform any incantation on anything we must first kill something.  So the price I’m speaking of is one that must be paid in blood.

I can tell this clearly uphold the little pony but before she could say anything five other ponies entered the room one of which was levitating my armor and sword above her head.  They’re accompanied by a small dragon.  Ho there’s the dashing knight who has such refined taste for his armor.  The white once said as she quickly levitated me into the air and stuck all my armor back onto me.  And here’s your sword sir.  Thank you miss?...  Rarity my name is rarity.  Looking at the white pony I quickly deduced that she was some form of higher class lady.

I’m apple jack.  An orange pony said as she moved toward me and extended one of her hooves.  I smiled and made the mistake of grasping her hoof.  For what she did next was either to attempt a handshake or attempt at forced amputation.  I could not tell and to this very day I still do not know.

I’M PINKY PIE!!!  The pink pony shouted as she jumped into my arms.  When we saw you out there all covered in blood we thought you were hurt and as it turns out he were hurt so we brought you right back here.  Now that you’re not heard we can be friends.  O O I know I’ll throw a party and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

I gazed at the chatty little pony lying in my arms like a hammock.  She was all pink even her hair as to what she was talking about I lost track completely.  Nodding along I walked the pony over to my bed and placed her upon it.  I don’t think she ever stop talking the entire time.

Turning back around I had a blue rainbow pony in my face now.  I’m Rainbowdash I’m the best flyer around here.  She said as she quickly flew around my head.  From the looks of things you’re pretty tough I will bet you fight huge monsters and stuff don’t you.  Yes in fact I do fight large monsters quite often.  I knew it!... no way armor like that is just for show.

That leaves you I said looking at the little yellow one with pink hair.   M…nam  flt….  I found her inability to speak to me absolutely adorable.  So I walked up and picked up the little thing now holding her like a little teddy bear I asked again.  I’m sorry I did not hear that what is your name?  My name is fluttershy.  Fluttershy you’re the one who found me yes?  Yes I did she said trembling in my arms.  Well little one since you are the one who saved my life anything you ever need you just have to ask.  I then gave her a little hug and set her back down onto the floor.  O thank you she said as she backed away from me.

Looking at all of the ponies I realize there’s some form of symbol on each one of their butts.  Or flank I should say is I think that’s the right term for pony it would help if we had ponies back in my world.  What do those symbols on your butts mean?  Every pony then looked up.  These are our cutie marks they symbolize whatever you’re the best at.  They symbolize are very special talents.  Almost in Unison each pony turned and displayed their flanks to me.  Normally I would make a joke if every woman in the room was to turn and show their asses to me in Unison but this time I let it slide.  PS  that’s what she said.  Mine is for my magic, mine is for throwing parties, minus for taking care of animals, mine is for apple farming, mine is for stunt flying, and mine is for designing clothing.

That’s cool those marks on your body each showed aspect of your personality…  Wait if you all were close are you all naked right now.  If you all don’t normally walk around naked this could be something totally different than what I think it is.  Oh no only for special events twilight said.  OK cool for a moment there I was worried.  We too have something like a cutie mark.  O cool can we see it?  Pinky said.  Actually you’re looking at it right now my entire body even the close eye wear our non-optional they appear on me based upon my personality we’re all born with the defaults skin that is the same.

My eyes then rolled back in my head for a glanced into my inventory quickly i then located a stack of about 64 bookcases that’s more than enough I thought myself as I move them to my hand and put my sword in the next slot over.  However before I left to converse with the ponies I notice one slot had disappeared from my inventory.  I hope I’m not getting sick I thought.

Returning to the ponies I then picked the bookcases and placed two of them right in front of every pony.  Here you go.  I said with a smile they all squealed in amazement as they stepped back away from me.  How did you do that?  Well if you’re gonna start asking questions about my anatomy I’d really ask you to just reed this health book I said pulling a book from the new book shelf in the middle of the room and throwing it to twilight.

I must admit to being shocked when I saw how quickly twilight read the book.  It seemed as if she only glanced at each page but when she put the book down she had a clear shocked look on her face as if she had actually exhort the information from the book.  When she spoke it confirmed my beliefs in her reading the book.  Interesting about your skin it would seem it has a lot to do with your personality but I don’t understand half of that book about your physiology just simply isn’t possible by physical standards.  I mean according to that book right now in your pockets could lie enough dirt to bury all of pony vill.

Why yes twilight in my world block units shrink when they are exhort into our inventories.  I’m guessing you have no such inventoried to speak of.  That would mean anything you want to store would have to be placed inside some form of bag box or just simply held in the hand.  I then looked down at their hands to see that they had none.  Well obviously you’re not going to be holding anything in your hands.  In that book it said you’re kind eats meat bread fruit and fish.  Do we have to worry about you killing any pony.  The room suddenly got serious as they all stared at me.  No of course not the only thing I’ll kill for food is this chicken.

They all looked at me with a confused glance.  What chicken flutter shy said.  Not answering her question i simply fliped my hand to an egg I had in my inventory.  With these I could start up a chicken farm and ease their burden of my devouring them.  Which by the way I wouldn’t do even if I hadn’t had the chicken.  Holding the egg in my hand I then threw it to the ground upon it shattering a little square chicken popped out.  Here we are… when this little guy grows up and lays a few more eggs for me to hatch in to more chickens it will become my dinner and a little bit more magic for me to use.  Flutter shy simply looked appalled that my plan to eat the portal was bird.  Apple jack saying what fluttershy couldn’t asked if I needed to eat meat at all.  Well apple jack to be honest no I do not have to eat meat however he must understand that I’ve eaten meat my entire life isn’t it a little unfair for you to ask me to giving up just because you’d feel more a comfortable.  Is it a little unfair to eat for defenseless animals Rainbowdash boomed.  Now calm down I did not mean any offense it’s simply that I am by nature and meat eater it did not mean to offend any pony with it but I do have to eat something.  It’s OK I heard in a very faint and shy voice.  Once that birdie asked flutter shy.  It’s OK if he eats meat. There are plenty of creatures in the wild that eat meat believe me I’ve seen it.

How exactly do you kill them though?  This is obviously a question as to how Humana I was about the death of the birds I kept.  So don’t worry flutter shy I give them as good a life as I can win their living and as for their death usually none of them even know it’s about to happen and they always never feel a thing.  She seem to be somewhat pleased, by this but I could tell she was still Uneased by my meat loving.  You know I have plenty of eggs in my inventory right now that I can hatch more of the square little chickens for my dinners in pony vill.  Why don’t you keep this one it’ll never be on my table.  I held up the small bird to fluttershy.  Sure enough she quickly swept it up and flew up into the air.  O you really mean it.  Well it be kind of a sick thing to do if I was joking wouldn’t it.  I suppose so.  Just feed that thing bird feed and let it pick at the grass then let it get nice and fat and lay a whole bunch of eggs if you ever feel like hatching these eggs in to birds all you have to do is throw onto the ground any fertile ones will hatch into new baby birds.  Flutter shy looked confused doesn’t there need to be a mommy and daddy.  For most creatures in my world yes but that is not the case for chickens asexual reproduction is possible with them.  Why do you think I’m carrying so many on me right now.

Twilight then had to ask exactly how did you come to our world in the first place.  Twilight I said as I looked down to the floor and rather not talk about it right now.  I will quench your thirst for understanding as to how I got to your world.  But if you recall I was covered in blood when I got here so as you can guess it’s a rather dramatic memory right now and I’d really rather not be visited so soon after it happened.  I really don’t know you guys well enough to cry in front of you yet.  The ponies quickly got the message that what ever happened to send me here was quite dramatic for me and did not push the issue any further.  Well how about we show you around pony vill I don’t see any harm in doing so.  Though I must warn you some of the ponies may be freaked out by you at first now that you’re up and about you’re quite a bit more intimidating than win we just dragged you through town.

Not a problem as I said following the ponies out the door.  Of course as I walked through the town I got very mixed reactions to my being there some was pure shock and horror while others were amazement.  Of course as I walked I noticed the small purple dragon writing on the back of twilight was staring at my armor the entire time.  What’s with him I asked.  Rarity gladly answered my question.

Dragons here in our world ingest the rare gem stones and various other forms of mineral deposits.  You’re solid diamond armor probably looks very delicious to him.  O that’s cool then I shall appease his appetite I said pulling a diamond out of my inventory in giving it to him.  Normally back at home diamonds are rare thing but when I heard that creature could eat them here I imagine that there are plenty for me to find later.  Giving the little thing my diamond he quickly took it up and thanked me.  Thanks all admit two more seconds and I would have been nibbling at your pant legs.  I must feel bad about what happened next.  When he tryed to bite the diamond his teeth were stopped cold.  Ouch he said reeling back from the bite.  What’s wrong?  It this diamond twilight I knew diamonds were hard but this thing’s practically indestructible.  May I see that spike rarity said as we walked?  She then took the diamond from spike.  Then gazing into it she swiftly said it’s a good thing you didn’t bite any Harter spike there’s no way you could’ve ever broken this particular diamond.  Why is that he asked?  Excuse me troll bridge was it?  Yes.  Where exactly did you get this diamond?  O I think either beneath the lava fields are in the center of the mountain and can really remember where.  Either that or was payment to me for a load of iron.  Well either way this diamond had to have been exposed to some very extreme pressures.  Without a doubt the hardest gemstone of ever seen.  I must say it is quite magnificent she said giving it back to spike.  Sweetie please make sure you only suck on this thing if you bite into it again it will break your jaw.  Spike obeyed the order and he started sucking on the diamond.

We then continued walking to pony vill looking at all the sights however once again I notice there all staring at my armor.  You don’t eat diamonds two do you?  No no it’s just a rarity raised a very strong point.  If those diamonds are sold a specially hard.  How did you find one big enough to carve out that armor?  Carve out the armor?  I could never find the diamond big enough to carve out this armor!  My sentence seems to confuse them.  Well if you didn’t carve out that their armor how exactly did you make it?  Will you know I just took a bunch of little diamonds like that one and push them all together.  This sentence seems somewhat blasphemous to rarity.  You can tell me you can actually push diamonds together and make something out of them!  Will yeah sure I can would you like me to make you a pair of shoes out of diamond I have plenty I said changing my hand to my diamonds and showed them to her.

My proposition seemed to strike some form of cord I should not have ever touched for when I said this sentence her eyes quickly lit up.  Really you’d make me a pair of shoes just like that glorious armor you’re wearing?!  Yes I said cautiously hearing the excitement in her voice.  She then began bouncing around even more than I noticed the pink one doing earlier in my hospital room.  What exactly do you need to make the shoes?  Well I have the crafting table in my inventory.  So I guess just a place to make them.  I then felt my body once again lifted into the air. Hurry every pony!  Mama’s going to get her a new pair of shoes.  As I flew through the air lifted up by the white unicorn I turn back to the blue Pegasus flying next to me and asked?  What exactly have I just done?

You’ve just permanently woven yourself into a pair of rarities new socks… O… Exactly how bad is that?  Well first I don’t believe that you actually can press diamonds together to make something like that armor but if you can and you do make her a pair of shoes…  You probably might as well of just sold your soul to rarities hooves.  Well it would appear I’m making friends here in pony vill.  I then glanced down at twilight.  Say rarity may be onto something here.  Since you six are the ones that saved my life and found me it only makes sense that she get to know each one of you on a personal level.  How about we make this the day I get to know rarity and then I just go through the list.  I figure eventually of six new friends.

Rarity then went down on my friend scale you see is I flew through the air she hit me on the head a couple times as she passed underneath the tree.  But ignoring my slight concussion when we did get to the place ware she was taking us she finally sat me down.  Here we are my boutique.  I looked up at the building I’d certainly never had seen anything like it...  And that’s not just because it wasn’t square.  Wow so you built this thing and live in it?  Oh no but I do work out of it.  O so who did build it?  Walking inside she seemed confused by my question?  Exactly how do buildings come to be in your world?  We build them.  Yes but who builds them darling your question seems so focused towards me.  Well I built the entire city that I live in. All of the villagers there live there under both my protection and my command.

You built a city… like how big a city?  Well I’m not one to toot my own horn but I would say it’s about 25000 by 28000 blocks.  It goes from bedrock all the way up to the limit of where blocks are no longer stable.  Twilight’s eyes burst open.  Rainbow when I was reading that book about his anatomy it said that everyone’s height was exactly one block wide and two blocks tall.  Are you honestly telling me you’ve built something that’s bigger than cantor lot itself?  I’ve never been to cantor lot nor have I ever actually measure my city but yes I believe that is about the measurements of which I have built I said sitting down on the chair inside.  Answering her question I then took a look around the room.  Say you do make close I said.  Yes I do if you make me these pairs of shoes you’re always free to come in and I will make you something in return.  Shoes?  Oh yes shoes.  For second I’ve forgotten as to why I was being dragged to this building.

Can we see you make them pinky pie said?  Of course all I have to do is put this down.  I plopped a crafting table in the middle of the room.  They could be hard usually I go by a standard print but your shoes must be custom made.  Rarity if you’d be so kind as to put your feet onto this table.  Um what?  O would you be so kind as to put your hooves onto this table.  Rarity plopped her first hoof of which was on her front for leg onto the crafting table.  Looking at her hoof I figured it would only take one diamond.  I’d better put some gold trim on it too. She seems to be a fancy pony.  Grabbing the bar of cold and the diamond I pressed them both against her hoof.  I guess at first she thought I was just rubbing her feet.  Wait they don’t have feet can you even have a hoof rub?...  O my that feels magnificent she said but when are you going to…  Her sentence was cut short for when she looked down Id completed the first shoe well it was more of a slipper.  But anyway when I looked up again once of more her eyes were big shocked look on her face.

OK you guys need to stop it with the big eye thing I’m afraid one is going to pop out and touch me.  Twilight seemed to be the only one capable of speech about this time.  That is flat out and possible in order for you to have done that you would have required a tremendous amount of heat and pressure.  My hands are worm and strong enough to apply some pressure.  That’s not what I mean… I mean the required amount of heat and pressure to reshape that diamond and form it all into that solid shoe would have burned off rarities hoof.  It’s funny twilight you say this as if it is fact yet I have just proven otherwise.  I said looking to rarity who was now examining the shoe.  Impossible or not it’s one of the most magnificent things I’ve ever seen.  She quickly slapped her other hoof into the table.  What are the chances I can get three more of those?

I looked off a corner of the wall and thought dramatically out loud.  I don’t know you tell me.  She then looked back the crafting table to see that I had finished the other shoes and placed upon her hooves.  Oh my goodness thank you think you think you think you for a minute I thought the fake use would never end.  But eventually they did all she needed was a few laps around me hopping and skipping through the air with pinky pie.

You ponies are very flamboyant aren’t you.  It seems to be a trait apple jacks said as she sat down next to me.  Let me have a go at messing with some of those diamonds.  You think your strong enough do Ya?  I said jokingly.  I would like to take this time to clarify that I only said that jokingly because I thought anyone even a noob can force diamonds together.  However when apple jack moved up to the crafting table and attempted to push two diamonds together she found her strength inadequate.  I just can’t do it these rocks an’t gone anywhere.  Of course there not twilight explained it’s not possible to do that.  My disregard for your laws of physics seems to really offend you … doesn’t it?

Twilight sharply rolled her eyes me at least I still have magic.  I do not feel good about what I’m about to say.  Magic…  That’s right you said something about magic.   Rarity would you like me to enchant them slippers was something?  What kind of something rarity asked?   I don’t know what you want them to do?   Well might top fashions sales are in Cloudsdale but being a unicorn prevents me from setting foot on the city.  Are you telling me that there’s a way you can make the shoes so that they can allow me to walk on clouds?  Yes yes I am.  I look to twilight evilly.  She knew I was about to tread upon magic the only thing that seem to make sense to her anymore.  Though that would be wonderful just think of it Rainbowdash and fluttershy this mean we can go to Cloudsdale and ask ponies what they think of my fashions.  It’s always good for an artist have feedback.

Twilight gave the face of frustration.  What will you need to enchant rarity slippers?  I don’t suppose you ponies have the library?  This question seemed to disturb twilight even more.  I live in the library.  Fighting off every impulse to smile I then said OK then let’s go.  Rarity quickly jumped out of the new shoes and placed them inside a box that she hovered over her head.  I’d hate to get these dirty on the way.  You really like that don’t you?  I asked.  Like them…  I love them you and my hooves are going to get to know each other very well.  But can you make other types of jewelry to.  Why would you ask that question when I’m standing before you inside full diamond armor?  O of course.

We then made it out the door and began the journey to the library.  Once again I waved to the ponies that I walked by.  I got one are two waves but for the most part it was the same mix result.  One pony I did get up cure Lear look from that I had did note.  You see as spike of overzealous to put the diamond I gave him he quickly sucked it down his throat while the six ponies were busy giving him the Heimlich I wandered back away from the group as to not be implicated in the death of their friend.

Well as it turns out walking backwards in a village filled with ponies that are slightly smaller than you is a very bad idea.  I tripped over one of the little things and bash my head in the ground.  Cubes I swore as I reeled from the pain.  However as I look between my legs to see who’s head poked through them I saw the dark pink pony with two shades lighter pink hair.  Are you OK?  The pony asked.  Yes I’m OK.  As I lifted my legs off of the ponies that she could get up.  I thought to myself.  Well that’s one way to make a new friend.  Sorry about that I said.  O it’s OK say are you by any chance that same square soldier I saw twilight and the rest of them dragging into town a few days ago?

No I’m a completely different square person.  You know we are becoming more common and we all seem to look the same.  She gave a little giggle to my sarcasm.  Honestly I said it in such a mean way her giggle kind of creep me out.  What is your name?  Cheerilee… my name is Cheerilee I’m the teacher at the pony vill school.  Over at the six ponies helping their choking dragon friend. Spike manage to cough up the diamond.  It launched through the air like a missile hitting the square in the face.  Notch’s cubes That hurt!  I said is I was once more laid out onto the ground.  Oh my goodness are you OK?  She looked down to see if I was OK however she was standing on my chest and her face was just a little bit too close to mine for my comfort.  The six ponies and spike quickly surrounded in Cheerilee.  Sorry about that troll.  We had no idea spiky would shoot that diamond out quite like that.  Cheerilee why are you standing on him?  Twilight asked.  O sorry.  She quickly hopped back off of me.  Well were heading to the library so I can put some magic into these shoes of rarities.  I pointed to rarities shoes.

Oh yes that reminds me twilight tomorrow I’m teaching the class about magic and I need someone to demonstrate.  In less I grow horn I’ll need some unicorn to volunteer.  I’d love to twilight responded.  And bring your friend if he can do magic to?  Yes I can do magic I’ll just need a few things.  Good and ill see both tomorrow.  It was very nice meeting you again Mr.?  Troll bridge my name is troll bridge.  I reach down my square hand in an attempt to shake however I stopped halfway as my mind quickly flash back to the shake I got from apple jack.

A have extended hand proved to be all she needed.  Pressing as close to me as she could she grasped my hand.  Holding firm she gave a slow shake up and down.  It was very nice to meet you Mr. Troll Bridge.  Nice meeting you to… see you later.  I had to pull my hand away as I don’t think she’s going to let go.  That was weird I said to the six ponies as we walked to the library.  What was twilight asked?  Then maybe it’s just me.  It wasn’t just you spikes said from on top twilight.  What I asked.  Well while I was choking half to death on this little thing he said pulling up the diamond.  I could not help but notice why you’re backing away from us Cheerilee moved behind you and got down as if trying to trick you.  I think she tried to start up that conversation.

Oh spike twilight said.  I’m sure Cheerilee just honestly bumped into him and was being nice.  Spike looked at me as if ensuring me the twilight’s opinion was not the case.  But I shook my head as if sending the signal that was erasing that moment in time from history.  It doesn’t matter let’s get to the library.  Once at the library I glanced up to see it was a tree.  I’m not going to lie as I looked at the top window I had a little hope that a creepers face would pop out and my friend Pone Bitch when jumped down and greet me.  Feeling sadness well up inside me I quickly had to void the thoughts from my mind.  I was in a hole other dimension now is not the time to grieve.  It’s much more important right now that I get to know these ponies.  Who knows what could happen if I make a bad impression.

Is there something wrong pinky pie said as she brush the top overhead against the bottom of my hand.  No there’s nothing wrong.  Pinky pie can obviously tell something was wrong with me however she did not feel the need to push the issue.  Well let’s see the library I said changing the topic.  Looking inside I was amazed by all books there’s books in just about everything.  Well Mr. Trowbridge are you going to show us that magic now Rainbowdash said.  Of course twilight do you have a bit of wall with no bookcases on it?  Yes that space right over their is just a corner.  Why do you need this?  Well I don’t think pony knowledge is quite what I need in this particular circumstance.  Walking over the corner and quickly placed books and shells in a square formation and then placed an enchantment table in the middle.  Twilight was very clearly interested in the book on top the enchantment table.  What exactly does this do?  She asked.  Well twilight see for yourself I pointed to the books on the bookshelves.  Ghostly words had begun flowing through the air and into the middle book.  To my surprise all the books in the library were doing this to some extent.

Wow twilight said as she opened the book and looked on the pages.  All the knowledge of the library is flowing straight into this one book!  I can read anything inside the library just from this one book.  Yes I said it would be impossible for me to do any enchantment without this special table.  I have to remember to show you potion sometime.  Now than rarity she wanted the ability to walk on clouds yes.  Rarity quickly came up behind me oh yes that would be wonderful.  Very well hand me your shoes.  She handed me the new shoes I just made her.  As an open up the book I quickly found the spell I was looking for.  Touch the untouchable.  It was a very high level spell but I had enough to pull it off.  As a handed back enchanted shoes to rarity twilight sparkle quickly remember what I had said in the hospital room.  Wait a minute before when you told me about your magic here said the cost something.  Can you please explain what you just used to enchant my friends hoofwear?  O of course twilight I pulled a book out of the shelf behind me that I placed previously.  In that book about my anatomy I gave you there was probably nothing to my magic.  This is all about magic and things that defy the laws of physics in my world.  Handing her the book she quickly scrolled through it and gasped in horror.  You have to kill things…  You have to kill things to do your magic!  Yes twilight that is the nature of my world to do any form of magic to break the laws of physics in that way blood must be paid.  Rarity grew uncomfortable in her new shoes.  All of the other ponies gasped.  Flutter shy who was still holding the baby chicken I’d given her previously had to ask.  So what do you kill for magic?  Good question flutter shy.  As you know I kill chickens for food they do give me a small amount of magic.  But for the quantity I need for large spells like my armor requires me to kill something a bit bigger.

How big she asked gripping the chicken tightly.  Don’t worry not pony sized.  I kill mobs for magic.  So if you guys have any monster problems I’d be happy to oblige you and boost my power.  Well I guess that’s the same thing with the meat isn’t it.  You can’t help what you are.  She seemed so on east by just about everything I revealed about my world.  Flutter shy life and my world is not easy killing things is just the way you survive.  I’m so sorry that disturbs you I promise I’ll never kill a living thing in front of you unless the situation absolutely requires it.  Thank you for considering my feelings flutter shy said.

The six ponies had calmed down from the discovery of my bloodthirsty ways and we’re back to being interested in learning more.  So what kind of books do you have in your world?  This question confused me as it was not twilight whom asked it… It was Rainbowdash.  She did not really seem the type to read.  Well Rainbowdash what kind of books are you interested in?  Adventure and exciting tales of dangerous exploits.  I pretended to think for a moment where would I find a book about that.  I then sarcastically place my hand upon the shelf site built just a few moments ago.  She then quickly realized that the newest addition to the library was books from my world.  O yeah that’s right.  Help yourself I said.  All the ponies oblige themselves.  Rarity I believe picked up a book about skins.  I think it cataloged every skin ever made and recorded it all into one book.  I assume this is because she wish to see what the latest fashion trends in my world was.  Apple jack picked up a book about farming.  Flutter shy pick up a book about wildlife mobs and how to deal of both of them.  I cannot quite see the book pinky pie picked up she seemed to hide it from me.  Looking at where she got it from i quickly seen why.  It was a book on sneak attacks.  Something tells me there’s a surprise party coming my way.  Twilight sat at the big main book in the middle of that room and therefore had access to all knowledge in the library.

Troll bridge can I keep this book here.  It certainly makes a great index for my library.  Of course twilight and feel free to keep all the books I just placed as well.  Thank you that’s very generous.  O it’s nothing I said as I looked at the ponies enjoying the books.  Since there all reading books from my world I should probably find something of their world to read.  I turn to the bookcases and inspected many different types of books however a small section almost hidden away ware no one could see it tantalized me.  XXX oh my notch.  There’s no way no way ponies have porn.  I cannot help myself the impulse to troll the six little ponies was too great.  I scrolled my hand across the books which one would be the best to do this.  I read many titles A Night in the Hay Barn, Stallions and Settles, or Fun with Wildlife.  They all seemed so disturbing and Woodall make a great practical joke on the six ponies behind me.  My eyes stopped however when a magazine that lay slightly a scare from the shelf.  Fleur De Lis guest stars in Hooves of Sugar.  O that most certainly will work!  I grabbed the magazine and quickly sat in the circle of ponies.  I opened the magazine started reading expecting one of them to notice at any time.  Unfortunately for me the other dimensional books they were reading must’ve been very interesting for it was about the seventh time through before I heard a gasp.  I was right at the part where Fleur De Lis opens her mouth wide to welcome some ponies’ tired sweaty hooves when rarity blurted out troll what are you reading.  The look on the six ponies faces was totally worth the eye twitching and deep mental disturbance that was permanently seared into my brain.  Apparently I’m learning as to how deep one of you ponies can swallow two back legs.  As I said this sentence I gave them a look that conveyed the fact that I was only fucking with them.

Spike could not help it when he saw the scene he spit out the now half eaten diamond and burst out laughing.  He’s been sitting there reading that thing for a while now awaiting for you to look at him.  It’s like his sixth time through.  Actually spike it’s my seventh and ½.  You mean you read pony porn just to get a laugh?  Twilight asked.  Well twilight I didn’t actually intend to read it but no one ever looked up at me and once you commit to messing was someone…  Or some pony as the case may be you really wanna go all the way.  Now listen you apple jack began them kind of magazines are only in here ‘cause this is the public library we have no choice but to offer every pony everything they could want to read.  But I sure would appreciate it if you put that away.

OK apple jack let’s not get too excited it was just a little joke.  I swiftly put the magazine into my inventory so as to not push any pony too far.  So are you all enjoying your books?  I know I am a I said with a small giggle.  Surprise!!!  Pinky pie somehow poked her head out of my chest armor and right in front of me.  How did you get in there?!  I asked.  1000 different ways to sneak up and startle a person.  She said holding up the book.  This would be great for throwing surprise parties.  I pulled pinky pie out of my clothing and set her next to apple jack.  You guys have pretty neat way of farming I could never be an apple bucker if I had cut down the tree just to get three little apples.  The ponies joined in talking about how great the books they read were.  In the middle of the group spike still had not finished the diamond I’d given him but he was working very diligently on it.  At first I thought he was going to throw up for a massive bulge worked its way up from a stomach to his mouth.  The great plume of fire burst forth and shot small piece of paper which hit me in the face.  Spike must you always aim for me?  It’s a letter from the princess twilight sed.  She quickly read the letter.  It says the princess once to meet you troll bridge.  Tomorrow?  What’s wrong with tomorrow I asked.  Tomorrow is a very important party at cantor lot.  It’s pretty big and fancy.  She says it’s OK for you to crash the party and to bring us with you.  Six ponies began bouncing in place with excitement.  We’d all better get ready.  Well you ponies can get ready im feeling kind of tired.  Twilight which you be so kind as to hold this for me.  I pulled out a map and handed it to twilight.  Why am I Holding this?  She asked.  That map fills itself in based upon the knowledge of the person holding it.  So now you’re holding it all of pony vill or at least all the parts of pony vill you been an are now revealed to me.  That’s amazing twilight said as she looked down on the map.  Yes I thought It was pretty cool when i enchanted it.  It would appear there’s a nice vacant lot near here that I can build my house on.  Build your what now apple jack asked.  Build my house there’s just enough sunlight left in the day for me to build my house.  See you ponies tomorrow I said as I walked out the door.  However curiosity gripped the ponies in the fall of me to the vacant lot.  I cannot help but notice as I look back at them a familiar pony staring at me from far away.  I have no time to socialize with ponies I don’t know yet for I have a house to build.   You’re not seriously going to build an entire house and one night are you?  Night?  It’s only going to take me until the end of the day maybe not even that.  I flipped to my shovel in quickly began building a foundation.   Cobblestone would door and class blocks later.  I was done.  That can take nearly as long as I thought maybe I should have went ahead and put in that gazebo I wanted.  I looked back of the six ponies that followed me from the library.  The eyes were once again popping out.  I Thought I ask you all the stop that?

End of chapter three

The Slumber Party

My little pony mindcraft fan fiction chapter four the slumber party

Judging from the look twilight is giving me I’d say I just broke another law of physics.  Go on and tell me twilight what have I done?  You just built a house not just some little shack a full blown mansion and only like 10 minutes.  OK now tell me in what way does this break your laws of physics.  Well I suppose it could technically be done but…  O that’s right you guys don’t have an inventory.  I said interrupting twilight’s sentence.  Since you guys do not have the ability to carry large quantities of material that would mean everything would have to be placed one piece at a time.  That would also explain why you’re so impressed by the stories of my city.

Pinky pie then ran up and jumped into my arms.  Can be have a slumber party in your new home?  I thought about it seriously for a moment.  Why of course pinky pie I said earlier that I tried to get to know all of you as well as I can.  I won’t count today as my day was rarity because it only lasted about 3 to 4 hours.  So I’ll tell you what we’ll have a slumber party tonight and organize plans after we come back from cantor lot for me to spend a day with each and every one of you.  I must say I’m looking forward to the day with you I said poking her nose of my finger.

Funny I was expecting such a big reaction to such a heartfelt promise to become friends.  However she simply got out of my arms and walked away.  Did I just do something wrong Apple jack?  No just wait for it…  When pinky pie got back to the place where she was standing previously she then took in a deep breath shot up into the air and began squealing in delight.

O my goodness mental note do not ever support pinky pie in any idea she has its like pouring gasoline on a fire.  Excuse me Mr. Troll Bridge.  Rarity can you please just call me troll?  O why of course.  Troll which you be so kind as to point me to the ladies room in your home.  Oh yes why of course in fact I might as well give you all the grand tour.

As we entered into the home the ponies were amazed.  Honestly to me it did not look like much.  The floors of cobblestone the walls and ceiling more would it only had two stories in the windows for class blocks not pains.  The only real interesting thing about my home currently was the nether stone fire.  That tour went pretty smoothly to show them my wheat farm my pumpkin farm mine melon farm and my reed farm.  Quite the farmer aren’t you apple jacks said.  I don’t wear these overalls for no reason.  The pony seem to enjoy seeing my house.  At the end of the two or it took them to the crafting room where crafted six more beds to put into my room so that every pony had a place to sleep.

Your people are so industrious.  Well you kind of have to be.  What do you mean?  Twilight upon reading did you ever hear of something called the first night?  Oh yes I’ve heard it mentioned many times in your books what is the first night?  The first night is a common pop culture reference in my world.  You see as I’m sure you read in the end of the book I gave you my people simply appear into existence.  Yes so?  Well twilight exactly where do you think they appear.  Twilight stopped and thought about it.  I don’t really know?  And sadly neither do we?  What?  A hero like myself can appear randomly absolutely anywhere in the world.  So for many of us the first night is the most terrifying we know nothing of what lies ahead of us.  If you do not build shelter and weapons by the time the sun goes down you will die.  It’s not known exactly how many noobs have died their first day.

Yay its story time!  Pinky pie said.  What?  Troll why don’t you tell us the story of your first day?  Excellent choice pinky pie that is also the day I chose my name and got my skin.  It’s also the day I met three other friends of mine….  Pone, Cannibal and Mr. Brown.  Yay bedtime story!!!  OK every pony gather around it’s time for a flashback.

It was my very first day in life.  I was filled with wonder just about everything was new to me.  But I had an inner sense…  A kind of instinct if you will.  So following it I found the nearest tree…  And punched it.  Cutting out some would I then set off in making various tools.  It’s funny back then I thought with a wooden sword I could rule the world.  I gathered more would out of instinct.  Of course at this time I did not know what a house was so I didn’t really know why I was gathering all that would.  But eventually I got bored and began to explore.  This my pony friends is when I met my friend Pone.  He was trying to break piece of stone with his bare hand.  Excuse me?

What are you doing?  O I’m just trying to break this piece of stone.  Well I have a feeling you can’t do it like that.  Try this I said giving him I pick axe.  He then finished breaking the piece of stone and collected it.  Wow that work so much better than my hand.  So do you know what I do now?  What?  Well I had the feeling I needed to break this piece of stone I don’t really know why?  I’ve been doing this kind of stuff all day long; don’t really know why I’m supposed to be doing it.

I thought to myself for a moment.  Well I think it’s for something important.  Say what am I supposed to call you anyway?  What do you mean Pone asked?  Well it feels like we’re supposed to have names are something.  Either that or we just say hey you to each other for the rest of our lives.  Pone seem to beat deep in thought.  OI don’t know.  You’re wearing a blue shirt maybe I should call you blue.  That won’t work you’re wearing a blue shirt.  Now that you mention it I think we both look the same.

Will let’s not dwell no something like this I have the strange is feeling we’re wasting time.  Time?  Actually now that you mention it I have that feeling too he said.  We both looked up and the sun it was beginning to go down.  Hey if that thing goes down how will we see?  I don’t know.  Maybe this cobblestone has the answer.  Through a series of experiments we made a cobblestone furnace and eventually came coal and torches.  Lighting up the area we preceded to make cobblestones swords.  Hell yeah we must be as the strongest people around with these.

As you can see where we’re very optimistic back then it helps when you’ve never seen a mob in your entire life.  But that was about to change though our perimeter was fully lit beyond it mobs began to spawn.  Hey he’s got a blue sure to.  You’re right and he’s walking upright like us to.  Our tents and talking to that pig proved in vain.  Yeah but he was tasty Pone said taking a bite out of a cooked pork chop.  Hey you come on in to the light we can’t see you!  Pone shouted.

The figure obliged our request arms forward as it came at us.  Hey he’s green?  Dude get your sword ready I don’t think he’s a friend.  O hell I was right four he charged us.  It grabbed Pone dragging him to the ground.  As it was biting into his arm my instincts took over.  Swinging my sword they choked off its head.  Blood squirted out of the wound spraying onto ponies face.  Gross poen said spitting out some of the blood.  Are you OK?  Yes I’m fine but what the hell was that thing?

I think it was called a zombie?  How do you know?  I don’t just have a feeling.  Boy were just having all sorts of feelings today aren’t we.  Hey dude what’s that thing behind you?  What?  Now came the encounter we would never forget.  Every noob had this encounter at lease once his life.  If you live to learn from it make sure it never happens again.

Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss what the FUCK boom!!!  The explosion through us both back.  Creeper I can feel it that thing was called a creeper.  Yes well at things sucked.  Pone quickly got up and began to swear.  Hey you bitches can suck my cubes.  I should probably specify by cubes we mean Testicles… that’s right there square.

Unfortunately for us the mobs heard pone’s swearing and used it as confirmation that we’re not dead.  We then spent the rest of the night running.  I can’t really tell you how far we ran.  I mean we started out in a forest then we’re in a jungle in the next minute we knew snow nothing but snow as far as the eye could see.  But when we went through it all and eventually we were back in the forest the sun finally came up.  Is every night going to be like this?  I hope not It makes me hungry to fight like this.  He then took out one of the pork chops we had been stuffed it into his face.  Dude hunger?  It’s the hunger that’s getting you down not the exploding creepers?  Oh no I hated creepers it’s just that right now the hungers the only thing bothering me.  You’re an idiot I said.  What some idiot?  I don’t really know yet but I’m sure it’s something bad.

Looking up another zombie charge for us.  Oh come on another one?  However the sun light seem to burn his skin.  O so that’s why the only showed up at night.  Looked into were safe those things can’t leave the shadows.  O yeah where you going to do now creeper?  Pone’s said gloating to a nearby creeper.  it then walked into the sunlight.  O shit.

Run!  Dud we’ve got to keep running.  We ran until we’re cornered there’s nowhere to go a large stone wall stood before us.  O man we’re screwed.  It was nice knowing you whenever you name is.  It was nice knowing you to guy that looks just like me.  As the creeper began to hissss.  We thought we’re done for.  However moments before it detonated we saw a flash.  And the creepers head fell from its body.

A green zombie wearing some of the most sophisticated gentleman’s clothing I’ve ever seen revealed himself from behind the dead body.  He spoke in a manner of sophistication I’ve never heard well that is until I met you rarity.  I say you seem to both be in a spot of bother.  Did this ruffian give you much trouble?  We both simply shook their heads yes grabbing onto each other like frighten children.  O my it would appear that you both are noobs.  I say cannibal do control your appetite long enough to come.  There are noobs.  Noobs?  What a dangerous place to spawn are the pour things all right?  We heard as from behind a tree popped out one of the most pink and colorful heroes I’ve ever seen.  She rivaled even pinky pie with how much joy and delight was invested in two her skin.  Hello their boys.  You’re not hurt are you?  They appear to be uninjured.  This hedonist creeper was about to off them both I’m afraid.  I cannot quite place that gentleman zombies accent.  Tell me boys do either of you have some form of infrastructure?  What we asked.  A dwelling.  We both looked to the pink one.  Can you understand Mr. Fancy pants over here?

Actually my name is Mr. Brown and I’m not fancy eye in the gentleman.  He said as he took a dignified pose.  O my where my manners the pink one said.  My name as cannibal it’s very nice to meet you both.  What Mr. Brown was asking you is did you build a house?  What is a house?  We both asked.  Boy this must be both of your first days.  It’s a good thing we found you it’s always such a shame when noobs die.  Mr. Brown then walked up no names and you both have the defaults skin.  If only I were so young.

Mr. Brown we better get these noobs to the nearby railway station.  There are no suitable biomes for such beginners in this place.  You’re right cannibal.  Come with us boys we must take you to safety.  Cannibal why is your named cannibal we both asked?  Cannibal was about to speak when Mr. Brown stopped her.  Excuse me cannibal but I shall do the pleasure of introducing you.  You may have the pleasure of introducing me I believe that is the fair trade yes?  Go right ahead Mr. Brown.  My friend cannibal here simply loves the taste of zombie flesh.  When the two of us we’re noobs she was forced to eat it or starve.  After she developed and unity to its toxic of fact she became addicted.  That’s why we’re out here she just can’t help herself around fresh meat.  As we both looked at the pink freely girl disgust we noticed in her hand was a large piece of flesh that she was eating.  It’s really not that bad.  I just love it.  Though everyone calls me crazy I think it makes my boobs nice and big.  Please woman control your vulgarity around such minors.  O you’re no fun Mr. Brown.  Don’t worry boys as soon as Mr. Brown here is gone you can both play with them all you like.  This was my first blush an embarrassment.  To clarify yes me and cannibal went out for a while but that’s not in this flashback.

Cannibal are you forgetting something Mr. Brown said.  Oh yes this is Mr. Brown he chose that name because he feels it is dignified.  That’s pretty much it…  She then crouched and whispered.  I think he’s just a big uptight blow heart.  Miss cannibal!  He said sternly.  Cannibal only laughed.  O very well there’s nothing I can do with you.  Come boys unless you wish to stay here with the creepers.  We both looks each other in quickly followed the two people who obviously knew what they’re doing.

As we walked closely behind them the rough wilderness terrain was replaced with a cobblestone road.  Walking along the road we came across the remains of an enderman.  Why I never.  Those brutes you call iron golem always leave such a mess.  Now Mr. Brown without iron golems walking around this place would be almost uninhabitable.  Yes but do they have to make such a mess.  While they were talking I saw something shining from the enderman’s corpse.  Something I didn’t quite understand possessed me to walk up and pluck out around shining ball.  By round I mean pixilated but hey it’s the closest thing we had to round.  What’s that Pone asked.  I don’t know it just felt like I should take it.  Mr. Brown then looked over why my boy you found an ender pearl.  How very lucky of you.  With that you can Teleport just about anywhere.  Well anywhere you can chop the darn thing.  Do we mindful of where you’re throwing it though.

As we continued to walk we came across a bridge.  Now if you’ve been paying attention my name is Troll Bridge so of course this is the bridge where I got my name.  As we walked up to it Mr. Brown pointed to a lever on the other side.  We must figure out a way across this bridge only pulling that lever will allow us to cross.  I looked down at what was supposed to be a bridge is floor.  They’re all trapdoors and so long as the lever remained untouched there in their open position.

O I know I said with glee.  Checking the ender pearl across the bridge I then felt myself sucked to the other side.  Good job my fine fellow now if you’d be so kind as to allow us to get over.  I looked at the switch and pulled it.  The trap doors went down allowing my three companions to cross.  However I felt something deep inside me well up.  This was my first impulse to troll.  As they’re of all halfway across the bridge I grab the lever And flipped it.  They all gave the startle yelp as they fell into the waters below.  I say you trolling little cheeky rapscallions!  I burst out laughing.  Troll…  I rather like that.  Troll…  From this day forth I shall be known as Troll Bridge I said jumping into the waters below.

As I came up from beneath the waters Pone’s stared at me with a surprise look on his face.  What’s wrong dude?  Why troll you’ve just got your skin.  Cannibal said.  O you’re an enderman.  And I believe you’re wearing some form of clothing.  I looked down at the water’s reflection.  Sweeping away the little squares of my old skin I found her statement to be true.  O hell yeah.  I’m Troll Bridge.  Troll Bridge the enderman!  I said with some form of excitement.  Why are you wearing overalls?  Poen asked.  Looking down I realize that the clothing and was wearing was indeed overalls.  That strange.  Come on you rapscallions Mr. Brown interrupted.  We still have quite a ways to travel.

When we all got out of the water and once more on the path he thought quickly entered my mind.  O one moment you guys…  I have to go check on something.  I then ran behind a tree.  Now my skin just changed.  There certain things I wish to know about myself.  I’m doing my overalls I looked down.  Good still the same size the colors a bit weird though.  Rejoining the group from behind the tree I found three different expressions.  Mr. Brown was one of laughter.  Cannibal’s was one of frustration.  And Pone’s was one of confusion.

Cannibal was the first to speak.  Why is it that every time a boy gets his skin the first thing he thinks to do is to check and see how it affected his Dick?!!  Now now my dear Mr. Brown said it’s just something in human nature.  I looked onto the conversation with shock.  I wasn’t…  I mean it was totally something else.  Oh please my boy you think I spawned yesterday?  I gave up the argument.  Miss cannibal I would say Mr. Troll’s need to look at his penis is just as natural as your obsession with your breasts.  Hey now Mr. Brown first you boys are gross.  And second my boobs might as well be made of magic.  ‘cause that’s all they are right noobs?  Both me and Pone looked away too shy to comment.  Eventually we made it to the railway station.

Now than you boys this is a map of the entire area.  You see this spot right here.  He said showing us a map.  Yes.  This spot is perfect for a noob.  It’s a desert by ohm.  Though it’s hot the entire thing is very well lit.  No mobs will ever spawn here.  Plus there’s a village so you will not get lonesome.  Do stop by my manner sometime I would rather enjoy your visit.  Oh yes will most certainly do that Mr. Brown.  O white boys.  I almost forgot cannibal ran up and grabbed both of our hands.  You never got topop a feel.  Stuffing our hands into her shirt we felt the sweet pillows of wonder that would forever fill our dreams.  Of course being so young our faces quickly shot red and I think Poen got a nose bleed.  Miss cannibal can you please refrain from such sexual activities in public.  If you wish to play with the noobs you can at least have the decency to go to their house.  You’re no fun Mr. Brown.  So does either of you noobs know how to ride a mine cart?

We both looked at her confused.  I’ll take that as a no she then walked over to a place where rails were set against cobblestone blocks.  All you have to do this place the carts here.  Now make sure you jump off them at the neck station.  And good luck I’ll be coming to the town to visit you both in a few days.  Jumping into the mine cards were stared at cannibal.  I don’t get it we given them and then what?  And then this Mr. Brown said as he pulled the lever causing the rails to become powered.  We both flew off out of the station.  And along the train trestle which took a safely to our destination.

Wow this view is incredible.  I’ll say it’s really cool pinky pie said poking her head out of the cart.  What Pinky Pie get out of the flashback you’re not supposed to be in here!!!  OK she said sadly disappearing into the mine cart.  When we got to the station in the desert way hopped out of our mine cards and set off to build our homes.  This would be the beginning of our adventures.

So my ponies would you think of my very first day of life itself?  Scary flutter shy said I read about those creeper things in the book I was reading this sounds so much scarier in your story.  Rainbowdash then flew up to me I think you’re story could use some more fighting and action.  A chop the head off a zombie what more do you want i asked?  Does cannibal really eat that meet twilight asked?  Now twilight I think we are detached on the subject of my people eating meat.  That will give it to you and listed kind of cross me out the way she eat zombie flesh.  Speaking of that girl apple jack began while pushy talking about when she said boobs?  I looked down at the ponies chests.  O you guys don’t have boobs it’s nothing you need to worry about.  As a right here twilight asked just rent or chest.  Yes.  O apple jack I read that in the anatomy book.  She then began to whisper he was talking about what they feed their little Ones with.  O you mean the milk makers now we have them.  She then hopped up spreading her legs revealing that their breasts were down low on their stomachs much like a cow’s.  Wire boys in your world so interested in them?  I mean boys in our world like them to but you seem like a bit better?  I don’t think we need to have this discussion you ponies.  In fact I’m starting to feel kind of tired I said forcing a yawn.  Good night I said getting into bed.

Yeah I guess he’s right twilight agreed tomorrow we have to go to miss charliee’s lecture on magic and then we have to go to the party in cantor lot.  That’ll be a very busy day.  I’ll turn off the lights and we can get some rest.  My eyes shot open what?  O twilight said I read that in your world you never turn off the lights.  Don’t worry no mobs spawn in equestria.  She used her magic to dim the lights and five ponies quickly went to sleep.  Only fluttershy was still a wake.  Are you afraid of the dark?  She asked know it’s what’s in the dark.  I replied.  She jumped out of her bed and ran across the room to mine.  She then got into the covers and crawled right next to me.  I’m afraid of both of them.  You mind if I sleep with you.  Go ahead…  I squeeze the pony out of fear for what might spawn right next to me.  It was at this point in time that fluttershy just had to ruin the mood.  Troll.  Yes fluttershy you’re kind of…  Kind of what?  Your hand is touching my breasts.  I quickly took my hands away mumbling something even I don’t know trying to clear the thick awkward from the air.  It’s OK that felt kind of good like the nice massage at the spa i go to every week.  You can keep going if you want?  Flutter shy let’s just go back to being terrified of the dark please.  Once more a memory we must never ever ever ever ever look back upon.

End of chapter four

Ho Why Me ?

My little pony minecraft fan fiction chapter five O why me.

As I woke up that morning I looked next to me to see that no pony was awake.  Poking fluttershy she only gave the tired yawn and curled up into a ball.

(Troll bridge) that is so cute.  Not wanting to wake up any of the ponies I set out to the kitchen.

(Troll Bridge) now then what do ponies eat?  They certainly do not eat meat.  O well I’ll just make breakfast and they will eat whatever they want I guess.  Looking through the chest I had in the kitchen I decided it would be best to pull out all the plant matter I had and anything else that did not involve the killing of animals.

(troll bridge) lets see here I have bred, flowers, Vines, leaf blocks, mushroom soup, and cake.  I wonder if they drink milk?  I’d better ask them before feeding them the cake.  Then again eggs are in the cake too.  I can see already that this breakfast is going to the awkward.  Quickly setting the table I made sure that all the meat was by my end and the ponies had full access to everything vegetarian.  Now what would be the most troubling way to wake up a pony?

I gazed through my inventory however when I get this shock hit me.  I only had Half of my inventory spaces left.  O my eye must be getting sick that’s funny I don’t feel sick and certainly by now I should have vomited.  Oh well nothing I can do about it.  Looking through storage chests I then devised a plan to wake up all the ponies.  Sometimes I can be so mean.  Digging down underneath the room where they slept.  I quickly said to work building a room.  In this room I placed one jukebox in the middle.  O this going to be so funny.  I then pulled out an old scratched and slightly broken record.  Records for the most part had to be made recorded or found in chests.  This one however a creeper dropped when a skeleton misfired an arrow and killed it.  Mine was only a copy but he was a very agreed that whenever this record was recording of it scared the crack out of every one that hurt it.  C418-11 that disk read.  I could remember when this desk was first found.  Some speculated that the man who found it lied and made it himself.  However an examination of the original desk proved it to be as old as many of the fables of my world.  I can’t tell you how many ghost stories revolve around playing this desk and trust me when you hear it you believe their true.  So naturally this seems like the perfect thing to wake the ponies with.

Putting the disk into the jukebox I then turn it on.  The Yuri noise emanates through the room.  Perfect I said.  I then casually walked upstairs to the room where the ponies were sleeping.  Before I grab the doorknob I thought to myself.  What would be the best possible way to enter this room?  Looking into my inventory I then pulled out a pumpkin.  Perfect I said is I placed it on my head.  Then slowly and this quietly as I could I opened up the door and peeked inside.  The six ponies were wide awake all of them were shivering in their beds looking around and the dark room trying to make sense of what the noise was.  Oh yes this is perfect.  With the pumpkin on my head I then kicked open the door and jumped in to the middle of the room spouting nonsensical gibberish.

(zdrigushjgbzlhbvdrkflirghseigflisfvhafoiehrfohgeirbglkfhdfhgepge!!!!!)

Needless to say the ponies screened.  I thought twilight would have a heart attack.  Then again I also thought I would die from the laughter.

(apple jack)  what was that for?  You almost scared us all to death!

(Troll bridge)  my name is troll bridge did you really believe I wouldn’t take every opportunity I could to fuck with you?  The five ponies then jumped me as they finally found the humor in my prank.

(Rainbowdash) so you think that’s funny do you?  Let’s see how funny it is when we…  Rainbowdash seemed to be trying to think of something good enough to get the Beckwith.  Twilight now that we have him on the floor can you think of anything?

(twilight) sorry rainbow I can’t think of anything.

(rainbowdash) O well I guess sitting on him will have to do.  The five ponies then sat there for a moment.(Rarity)  you guys even without his armor I don’t think we’re heavy enough to cause him any discomfort.

(troll bridge)  unfortunately rarity is correct I can lift 30 of you little ponies.  Sorry Rainbowdash you’ll have to get revenge after breakfast.

(every pony) breakfast?  You made breakfast?

(Troll bridge) yes why are you so surprised?

(fluttershy) there won’t be any meat in it will there?  She said poking her head out of the covers of the bed.

(troll bridge) no there won’t…  Well there will be for me.  I then got up pushing off the five ponies.  I don’t really know what you eat so I just grabbed anything I could think of from my world.  The six ponies left the room heading courts the kitchen and I followed suit.  Sitting down at the table the ponies looked puzzled.

(twilight) well every pony let’s just grab something and try it I guess.  Twilight grabbed a bowl of square flowers.  Rainbowdash grabbed a quilt of Vines.  Apple jack of course grab the apples.  Rarity floated over some relief blocks melon slices and flowers.  Flutter shy picked up a few lily pads.  And of course pinky pie loaded up on everything she could get.  As the ponies then took a bite in Unison their eyes widened.

(Troll bridge) O no it’s disgusting isn’t it?  The six ponies then shook their heads.

(Every pony) no no this is absolutely delicious.

(apple jack) if you could plant me some of them square trees I can make a fortune selling these apples.

(pinky pie) and these melon slices are better than even my cupcakes.

(troll bridge)  well in addition to making jewelry I can also make food…  Good to know.

(rarity)  speaking of jewelry that reminds me.  Every pony I need to do some work on dresses for the party we’re going to.  After twilight and troll comeback from Mr. Charliee’s class.  We’re going to leave so I must start right away.  Rarity then excused herself from the table floating two melon slices above her head as she left.

(twilight)  actually troll we should probably get going now.

(troll bridge)  very well come on twilight I said stuff in my face and pockets with as much meat from the table as I could.  You ponies make short to lock up when you leave my house OK.

(fluttershy) OK.  I then got on my armor and grab my sword.  before I knew it we were outside the school.

(Charliee) good morning students.

(all of the students)  good morning mis Charliee.

(Charliee) today we’ll be talking about magic, flying, and strength.  The class seemed puzzled.  Unicorns are the only ponies that can do magic.  Pegasus are the only ponies that can fly and birth ponies are very strong.  To demonstrate this I have three volunteer ponies.  Big Macintosh, twilight sparkle, and Roid Rage.

(Roid Rage) yeah!  Roid rage exclaimed.  As I looked at Roid rage I noticed his wings were smaller than my hands.  How could that beefcake of a pony fly?

(Charliee)  we also have Mr. Troll bridge who will demonstrate magic from his world.  First I’d like to start with flying.  Mr. Roid rage if you would…

I then watched as the great monstrosity that was that beefcake pony began flowing into the air.

(Charliee) now then class as you can see Roid rage is now Airborne.  Who can tell me why this is possible?  No answer came from the class.  It is because Roid reaches muscles are less dense and his bones are lighter.  This allows him to fly.  Roid rage could you please demonstrate your load capacity while flying?

(Roid rage) yeah!  He said making up the desk and lifting it into the air.

(Charliee) now than Mr. Roid rage would you kindly help big Macintosh demonstrate his strength?  Roid Range then if put the desk down in flew up to it.  Big Macintosh then walked up and the two grasped each other’s four legs.  I recognize this as an arm wrestle.

(Charliee)  now class as you can see Roid rage is much bigger than big Macintosh.  Who do you think will win?

(the class)  Roid rage!

(Charliee) we shall see.  She then jester to the two ponies giving them the signal to start.

(Roid rage) yeah!  He said as he began the fight.  Flexing his hardest big Macintosh would not budge.  Then with a wave of big Macintosh is hoof he sent Roid rage’s hoof down to the desk.

(Charliee) no class can any pony tell me why big Macintosh won?  The class looked puzzled.

(Charliee)  big Macintosh won because though he is not as both as Roid rage his bones and muscles are very dense.  This means Roid reach could never be in big Macintosh in a strength contest.  Now then would you like to see magic?  The class then got excited.

(Charliee)  OK then this twilight sparkle if you please.  She said just ring to twilight.

(twilight) I’d be happy to.  Twilight’s horn began to glow and she focused her eyes on the class.  Just then the room lit up.  Looking around I cannot tell any difference.

(sweetie bell) I don’t get nothing happened?  She said

(cheery lee) O did it?  All the students then began to look around.  They notice they’re all in different seats.  Twilight had tell ported them randomly around the room.

(troll bridge) that was awesome.  You didn’t even need an ender perl!

(cheerily)  oh yes how could I have forgotten.  Class this is Mr. Troll bridge.  As you can see he square.  Mr. Trowbridge could you please tell the class about yourself and then demonstrate something from your world.

I then told the class about all the things in my world.  Just about all the same stuff I’ve been telling every pony for the past day or two.  When I got to the topic of meat and magic I saw that no pony wanted a demonstration.  So I decided to cut my lecture short.  Every pony in that room filled totally unsettled by when I told them.  That seems to be a recurring theme.

(cheery lee)  OK class I believe it’s time for recess.  Please think Roid rage, big Macintosh, twilight sparkle, and troll bridge.

(The entire class)  think you every pony.  They said in Unison.  They then scampered out the door leaving me and Charliee in the class along.

(troll bridge )Well I’d better catch up to twilight I said.  It was nice seeing you again Mr. charliee.

(Charliee)  O please just call me charliee.  Now I must prepare you for what is about to happen.  If you recall I asked if ponies drank milk.  Well I’m about to get that answer.

My stomach and then garbled I hadn’t fully eaten my breakfast and I was still hungry.

(Charliee) O you sound hungry.

(troll bridge)  yes but it’s OK I still have this piece of cake.  I said pulling a cake out.  I then made the mistake of popping it into my mouth.  Mmmmmmmmmm I said in delight.

(Charliee)  don’t you need to drink some milk with that?

(troll bridge)  O you ponies drink milk?  I said with my mouth full.

(Charliee)  yes of course we do.  She said as she walked away.  Coming back she was holding a glass.  My throat was almost completely stopped up by the cake so without thinking I grasped it and took a big drink.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm this is delicious.  It’s the best milk I’ve ever had.  Thank you so much.  OK you guys get ready because what I drank was not cow’s milk.

(Charliee) O you like it better than cow’s milk.  I guess it’s a good thing I ran out then.  My eyes then popped open.  This isn’t a cow’s milk?

(Charliee) no account that lives nearby went on vacation so pony vill has been on a small milk shortage…  She will be back tomorrow.

(troll bridge) if this isn’t a cow’s milk….  Where did you get it?  I asked concerned.  (Charliee)  O it’s my milk…  (troll bridge) you mean it’s your milk your milk!!!  I said startled.

(Charliee) yes because I’m around these little ponies all day long it makes me lactate.  I’m so glad you like my milk.  There was then a tiny little man inside my head the only thing he was screaming was.   Why… why… why… why!!...  O why!!!  It then hit me cows in this world must be able to talk like these ponies.  So she probably would not understand how creepy it just was to give me a glass of her own breast milk.  Fighting off every courage to throw up I smiled and handed her back the glass.  Thank you so much Charliee.  I really must be going now.

(Charliee)  if you like it so much which you like to taste it warm.  I hear it so much better that way she said drop in the class to the floor and standing over it.

(troll bridge) no that’s OK I really must be going.  I said trying to make my way to the door.  Honestly it really was the best milk I’ve ever tasted but the fact I was talking to the pony it came from sent me flying towards that door.  Goodbye Charliee will have to see each other again sometime.  Once outside I was able to allow my body to shake and quiver from the thought of what I just done.

Opening up the folder of disturbing memories I placed that when inside.  I then pulled out my map and made my weight to rarities boutique where we would all meet before going to the train station.  That was nasty I set out loud.  I’m ashamed to admit that I kind of want to taste it warm.  Seriously that stuff was good.  Pushing these disturbing thoughts from my mind I saw all rarities boutique in the distance the six ponies were in their dresses and we’re ready to go.  Hello my little ponies I said greeting them.

(every pony) hello troll.

(Rarity) look troll I found the perfect dress to match the shoes you made me.  When you spend your day with me would you mind spending it with my hooves?  This was clearly a request for more hoofware and jewelry.  OK rarity.  Pinky pie then bounced up in front of me.

(Pinky pie) are you ready to have some fun?  Oh pinky pie everyone has fun when you’re around.  To my remark she shot up in the air once more into glowed like the sun.  I appear to be getting used to things in pony vill.

Once at the train station I looked down at the rails.  The first thing that came to my mind was mine carts.  However I saw no dispenser handing them out.  What kind of a railway is this that there are no mine cards?  Twilight then looked me realizing a difference in culture was confusing me.

(Twilight) troll how do we always work in your world?

(Troll Bridge) Well twilight the rails are powered and move you to and from your destination.  There should be a dispenser here that hands out mine cards for one person to ride each.

(twilight) O well pony vill trains are different.  I’d describe some as really big mine cards.  The front one is powered and it pulls a long all the others.  So we will all be in the same mine cart.

(troll bridge) that’s pretty cool.  My mind and then flashback to the milk.  O please let nothing weird happened on the train.  Just one normal moment that’s all I’m asking.

(twilight) did you say something troll?  She asked overhearing my thoughts.

(troll bridge) oh no it’s nothing.

When the train finally pulled up to the station I was amazed by its absolutely magnificent design.  Shore it was pink and covered in frilly things.  But as a machine it amazed me.  I thought for a moment if we could get this kind of mine cart the railway industry would be so much better.

(Train driver) all aboard!!  I heard from the front of the train.  Well we’d better find our seats.  Sitting down I found the seats much more comfortable and some rusty old mine cart.  Me and I’m wishing we had these back home more and more.

(twilight sparkle)  speaking of your home I looked through both pony and human knowledge and I still found no way for you to get back home.  Troll I need to talk to you seriously for a moment what if you have to stay in pony vill for the rest of your life.

I then look to twilight will you said yourself I can sell food from my world and I can make jewelry for money.  The possibility that I may stay here in pony vill with tool forever had not really entered my mind.  Pinky pie then hopped up next to me.

(pinky pie) don’t worry if you do have to live with us forever it will be fun.  Pinky pie did raise a strong argument ignoring the countless awkward moments that would forever star my brain I was having quite a bit of fun here and pony vill.

(troll bridge) thank you pinky pie.  If I do find a way back home I insist you’ll visit me there.  I live in a desert biomes so to be hot do dress appropriately.

(apple jack) you mean naked?

(troll bridge)  sharp as my sword aren’t you.  So twilight who is this princess pony?

(twilight sparkle)  her name as princess CelesteTia.  She is responsible for raising the sun every single day.  She is the ruler of equestria.  So if you do don’t make a bad impression.  I don’t want to have to come visit you in a dungeon.

(troll bridge) don’t worry twilight everything will be fine.  Now you all very well know I’m going to troll the princess but seeing is twilight doesn’t know that I might as well pretend.

That range stopped halfway to cantor lot allowing more passengers to get on.  Well for once things are going to run smoothly.  I said to myself.  No awkward encounters and no………..  I should not have tempted fate I think in these thoughts for sure enough something walked onto the train that would make things awkward.  O notch why do you torment me so?  Of all the ponies that could’ve walked onto the train at this moment it had to be the one that I’d read about previously in the library. Fleur De Lis walked onto the train and sat down right next to me.  I quickly shot a glance at the six ponies telling them not to say a word.  They got the message and I believe they all agreed.  However no one late this slender porn pony in on the secret so of course she tried to start up a conversation.

(Fleur De Lis ) O my you’re that square knight they’ve been talking about in the paper.  I heard you are coming to the party to.  O notch not only were we writing the same train but we’re going to the same party.  Cubes  I thought to myself.  Yes yes I am.  It’s nice to meet you…….  Now here’s where I make a fatal mistake.  I said her name.  Why O why did I have to say her name.

(Fleur De Lis) O you know me?  O!!  You’re a fan.  I can’t believe someone like you would read my magazine!  I’m so happy to meet you Mr. Troll Bridge.  That is your name right?  Yes that’s right.  Well I’m glad to see it’s not only ponies who love my hooves.  Now that we are alone which you like to taste them?  She said putting one of her legs on to my lap.

(troll bridge) alone were not alone?  I looked over at where the six ponies were sitting before.  They fucking left.  They fucking left me all alone with the porn pony!  O when I get my hands on you.

Looking back to the pony I tried to think of some excuse.

(troll bridge) as much as I’d love to do that it’s a…….  Not proper to do it on public transportation.

(Fleur De Lis) very well then have it your way.  We won’t have sex… yet.  But here let me give you a little something for my biggest fan…

(troll bridge)  hey wait what are you…  No….  No……Noooooooooooo!!!

Stepping off the train I wiped the lip stick off my face and spit out the taste of hoof.  A very happy Fleur De Lis walked away blowing me a kiss as she left.  My eyes then glared at the six ponies that also walked on to the platform.  You…  I said displeased.  Why did you leave me all along that pony?

(twilight) we figured for you are such a big fan of hers we shouldn’t get no way.

(pinky pie)  O that’s all we’re doing I thought we’re getting back at him for this morning?

(troll bridge)  do you have any idea what happened in that railroad car.  It wasn’t fun.

(apple jack) what exactly did she do you apple jack asked?

(Trowbridge)  smell my breath and you tell me.  I said bulling a puff of air into apple jacks face.

(apple jack) woooow I think we may have pushed this feller to far every pony.  The six ponies then looked embarrassed.  Sorry troll.  They’ll said.

(troll bridge)  it’s OK I suppose.  Let’s go meet this princess.  Oh yes in twilight here is your magazine back I said pulling the magazine from my inventory handing it to her.  I asked her to sign it for me…..  I just wish that was the only thing she signed.

Looking at cantor lot I was amazed by the city.  Mine may have been big but this was truly a sight to behold.  That’s what she said.  See I still got it.  I walked by many different fountains statues and mosaics.  This place is so amazing.  Twilight didn’t you say you grew up here?

(twilight) yes I did.  I move to pony vill to learn about of magic of friendship.

(troll bridge) friendship?  What do you mean?  Twilight then told me the story about nightmare Moon and how they stopped her.  Apparently they forgot to mention when we first met that the six of them together are the most powerful beings in equestrian.  At long last we made it to the party.  OK I said to myself time to really get back those ponies.  Now rare it is the princess.  I looked up to see a large white pony with wings and Horne.  Her hair moved through the air as if there is an open window.  She wore a crown necklace and shoes that looked even better than the ones I’ve made rarity.  Holy Molly I said.

Walking up to this pony I could not help but feel amazed.  Hello I said.

(the princess) hello Mr. Troll bridge.  Twilight has told me much about you.  Though she assures me you’re safe to be around I must ask you before any more party guests arrive…  How did you come to our world?  Twilight has told me that you seemed to not want to talk about this subject but as the princess I must know.  I looked down at the ground I guess to them this a pretty big deal.  OK very well princess you’ve twisted my arm I’ll tell you everything.  Taking a deep breath I then began my story is started where my story started with you.  Leaving out the enderman flashback it ended with me waking up in the hospital room.  As a turnaround I could see every pony at the party had a small look of sadness and their eyes they obviously pitied me.  I guess death wasn’t even scarier thing in this world and it was in my.

(princess CelesteTia) that does explain why you’re here I am sorry for forcing out this information in front of every pony but you do understand that I had to know.

(Trowbridge) as I understand completely princess I said sincerely.  Looking back at the six ponies who I knew the best I saw that there look of sadness was greater than everyone else is in the room.  I probably should not have told them the story of how me and Pone met.  As the six ponies walked up the princess looked at me and said.  Now that I know best why you’re in this world we can go back to having a proper greeting.  My mind then reacted as quickly as it could.  Quick troll I said to myself.  What is the most politically incorrect thing to do right now?

Her hoof extended closer and closer to me.  Time was running out a few more seconds and then make a good impression was not my intention.  I have to think what is the worst thing I could possibly do right now.  Then I realized there’s a settle in my inventory.  I’ve ridden pigs before and sings this pony was even bigger than me I’m sure she could take my weight.

Ride the pony!  I said to myself as a swiftly jumped on top the princess with the settle.  Sure enough every pony in the room gasped in horror.  I was fighting my hardest to stop the laughter but eventually the few giggles squeak out of me.  The princess started looking around apparently I’d mounted hir so fast she didn’t even notice what happened.  More amazing despite my diamond armor I don’t think my weight was enough to really register in her mind.  Rushing my hand against the fur in Maine of this pony I must admit to being somewhat shocked at how soft and smooth everything was on the pony.

(princess CelesteTia)  where did he go?  Guard did you see where he went?  I looked down at the princess questioning the guard and found it hard not to giggle.  The guard was equally stunned as every other pony in the room.  It was like no one could move in time was frozen.  Eventually however the guard did manage to point his who’ve had me.

(princess CelesteTia) behind me?  The princess then slowly turned her head to see who had settled up and was now ready her back.  O that’s where you went.  Isn’t that a funny way of saying hello.  She then realized why I jumped onto her back she seemed to get quiet pleasure out of my prank but being the princess she did have to maintain order and to punish me for what I done.  Believe me after this punishment I seriously thought about giving up trolling forever.

(princess CelesteTia) well now if this is how you say hello why don’t I gave you my formal greeting.  My brain did not quite add two and two together yet.  But as she slamming to the floor I then realized what she was talking about.  I’d sat on her now was time for her to sit on me.  Blocks…  I said half accepting my fate.

Watching the two larger son shaped cutie marks come down closer and closer to me he thought entered my mind.  Maybe this was a bad idea….. crush.  Fighting to breathe and move beneath the giant ass of the princess I manage to squeeze out a sentence.  Can you please get off me before I die?

(princess CelesteTia)  OK I think you’ve had enough she said as she hopped up off me.  The princess seem to find great humor in the event that just took place.  However looking at all the ponies around the room I saw they found nothing funny about what I just done.

(Rainbowdash)  you don’t ever touch the princess!  She said flying straight up into my face.

(troll bridge) well then maybe you shouldn’t have left me on the train all alone.  I said poking her nose.  The sharp kick to the stomach I got next drilled in the message that this was no laughing matter.  OK OK I get you I said.

The party for the most part went about as well as expected.  Many people voice their opinions about what I’d done some found it funny some found it appalling.  But they all agreed since the princess was OK with it… It wasn’t that big a deal.  I talked to many ponies at that party there were so many different special talents in cutie marks.  I think ponies’ did just about everything.  As for how much they asked about me I thought i was going to lose my voice with how much talking I did.  Everything was so fun for a moment everything was perfect.  But of course in my life nothing can ever be perfect.  As I was talking to some pony who worked on the railway I noticed the room got quiet.

Troll….Troll it’s so cold…..  Troll I know you’re in here it’s so cold.

I looked behind me there in the doorway entering the room was my friend…  Pone? I said.

Troll it’s so cold…..  Please….  Please it’s so cold.

Pone?  I said more confused.  As I got closer to Pone I saw he was not wearing his usual armor.  Rather than iron he was wearing all leather.  He carried a diamond soared in his skin had strange darkness to it.  His head hung low looking at the floor.  He walked as if there’s no strength in his body.  In what was even stranger is that I could see his breath as if it was a cold day outside.  Pone?  I asked  are you OK?

It’s so cold…  It’s so cold…

As his head rose to look at me to step back and shock.  His eyes were black his green permanent frown was twisted into a look of horror.  Troll it’s so cold.  He then raced up his sword.  And on weak legs began to move toward me.  All the ponies in the room quickly backed away to the corners and the guards circled the princess.

(troll bridge)  Pone you’re dead.  I said realizing as to why he looked like that.  What power could have brought you back.  Then I realized Herobrine.  First he killed my friend and now he desecrated his remains.  Troll it’s so cold…..  Please…  Please it’s so cold.  Eventually he drew closer to me.  And I was forced to draw my sword in readiness for his attack.  Pone if you can hear me stop.  I don’t want to have to hurt you.  He ignored my warning and brought his sword down on me.  Though his movements were slow they were strong and I did have some difficulty blocking his attack.  Pone stop this now.  If you don’t I will kill you right here and now.

(Pone) I’m already dead……  It’s so lonely and I’m so cold…..  Please troll I’m so cold.

As I pushed him back apple jack through a rope around him.

(Apple jack)  Come on every pony let’s tie him up.  Despite pone’s struggling they swiftly managed to tie him up.  (Rarity) oh my goodness troll is this really your friend Pone?

(Troll bridge) yes rarity it is.  But from the looks of things he’s been dead for quite a while.  Step back away from him he’s not my friend anymore.  Now he’s only a desecration to his memory.  The six ponies then stepped back away from my friend.  Now I kind of knew from the start that interrogating the dead body wouldn’t be very productive but I tried it anyway.

Pone what happened?  What happened after you died?  Much to my surprise pone’s seem to beat thinking clearly enough to answer my question.

(Pone) he brought me back…..  But it’s still so dark and I’m so cold……..  I was lonely…  I’m still lonely…..  He made me kill them…..  And now it’s so cold..

I focused on something he said.  Pone who did you kill?  Pone who did he make you kill!!?

(Pone) Everyone…..  Troll it’s so dark…  Please help it’s so dark in here…..  Please help me…..  I’m so cold.

He then flexed his arms breaking the ropes free.  As he got up I drew my sword on him.  I could tell his only mission in life now was to kill everything.  My cut was clean and precise the top right corner of his head to the bottom left corner of his head.  It was a guaranteed kill straight through.  Even though I knew I was only cutting the dead body the thought of harming my friend did get me a little.  As Pone fell to the floor the triangular chunk of his head slid off his body.  Blood began slowly leaking from his head.  Despite him now laying on the floor with his head in two separate pieces he still managed to speak.

(Pone) troll…  He’s coming here…  He’s coming to this place…..  If you don’t stop him he’ll kill everyone……..  Please troll help us we’re also cold….  We’re also lonely…..  And it’s so very dark…………  Please troll I’m so cold.

I couldn’t believe those were the last words I would here my friend say.  It was like something from a horror story.  I then looked at all the ponies around the room.  Even the princess was horrified.

End of chapter five.

A New Look.

My little pony minecraft fan fiction chapter six      a new look.

The horrified ponies stared at me like I was a monster.  I suppose death is not a very common thing in pony vill and seeing me cut my friends had in half was probably very scary for some of them.  Of course the only ponies that seem to not be phased by the Gore were the royal guards who quickly surrounded me.

(Nameless guard) how did that creature get in here?  Did you have something to do with this?

I took offense to this accusation.  Listen here you I just killed my best friend he may have been already dead but I just killed him and probably saved a few lives so back off!!!

(Nameless guard) Don’t take that tone with me!  For all we know this can be some kind of track you’ve already overstepped your boundaries once tonight!

(Troll bridge) you’re making me mad…  I wouldn’t suggest that!

(Twilight) guards I assure you Troll Bridge was only trying to protect us just now.  Use all the way that thing looked… see he was right this body must have been dead for a long time.  She said examining the body.

(Shining Armor) I think twilight race is a strong point.  You can back down now guard if he were somehow involved with this monster getting in he certainly would not have killed it for us.

(Twilight) big brother!  I didn’t think you’re coming to this party.  I thought you said you had something very important to do.  Twilight said with some excitement.

(Troll Bridge) Brother?  What is a brother?  I thought myself staring at Pone.  O that’s that thing where you are related…  Man it would help if I had parents.  So who are you twilight’s brother?

(Shining armor) I am head of the royal guards.  I was afraid something bad might happen at this party so I was hiding trying not to be seen by twilight or any of the others.  Unfortunately we’re also focused on watching you we didn’t even notice your friend here getting into the castle.  He must’ve penetrated all of our magic…  After all it’s only designed for the living not the dead….  And I must say we’re almost ready to pounce on you when you hopped onto the princess.  But knowing her she would have taken more offence to our stopping the horseplay then you starting it.

(Troll bridge) yes well nice way to drop the square Mr…….?

(Shining armor) the name is shining armor and I assure you if you hadn’t had dispatch that creature for us we would have taken care of it.

(The princess)  I’d hate to interrupt but does anyone know how this creature even got to equestria?  No pony answered.  Yes well it would appear Hughes forewarning shadows of doom.  Mr. Troll Bridge who exactly is this Herobrine?

(Troll bridge) well as you can see no one friendly.  Looking into my inventory I pulled up more bookcases this time only dropping one onto the middle of the floor.  Once again any pony who has not seen me do this action gave little tiny gasp.  As soon as I placed the bookcase I reach for dark book on the bottom shelf.  This princess is the tale of Herobrine.  I said tossing her the book.

(Twilight)  how much stuff do you carry in your inventory?

(Troll Bridge)  O you know just things I might need.  Turning to the princess I then had to say the hardest thing I’ve ever said.  Princess we must burn pone’s body immediately.

(The princess) what?  She asked looking at me like I was some form of monster again.

(Troll bridge) normally at ask for proper burial in I probably be on the floor crying.  But your concerns were totally valid if Pone got through who knows how many others can.  Besides that’s not my friend anymore….  That puppet is nothing more than a desecration to his memory and I would see it destroyed as soon as possible.  Well I set out building a crematorium for my friend the princess began reading the book out loud.

(Pinky pie) story time!!!! Pinky pie sed

Once upon a time there was a hero born into the world.  This hero was not born of the random nature of the world.  He was created by the almighty that all knowing notch himself.  Herobrine well I lead the gods is up to you to leave the mortals.  At first all was peaceful.  Notch lead the gods to create massive structures and beautiful landscapes and they maintain the balance of good and evil throughout the world.  Herobrine led the more calls would fight mobs in their daily lives and would always strive for perfect society.  It is theorized that this is the way the world is meant to be always looking for perfection but never achieving it.  This constant quest was thought to bring peace and harmony to the world and though this piece was written in blood of both mobs and heroes like it is said that nothing could be greater.

However herobrine grew tired of the constant fighting the struggle of seeing the same fights over and over again.  He knew they would never end and life itself was pointless.  If there was no grand perfection than what was the point of it all?  Eventually coldness set into herobrine’s heart and one day he exclaimed.  If pain and suffering is the way of this world than this world is better off not to be.  Throwing away his title as king of all mortals he laid siege to every living creature he could find.  Herobrine being so much older than every other living creature and been actually stronger having been created by notch himself was more than a match for the heroes he once led to battle.

When notch heard the news that his own disciple had betrayed him he was furious.  He found herobrine in the ruins of a village.  Herobrine why have you done this?  Why do you only seek to destroy that when I’ve created?  Because almighty one if this world is to be nothing but a constant struggle for our very lives than our lives are not worth living.  Stop this madness notch ordered.  I shall not stop all will be destroyed…  The world will suffer and sorrows no more.  The veil of death will cast it shadow on all of us and finally will all be at peace.

Very well then you leave me no choice.  Herobrine I forever curse these skin to be that of a newborn’s and I pluck out your eyes for these are the windows to the soul in you clearly have none.  Now I warn you my creation.  Do as I have commanded if you leave the mortal heroes on their quest for salvation are you shall be the only thing the veil of death touches today.  Herobrine was forced to yield but he swore one day this world shall be cold.  All life will cease its suffering and I will start with the gods themselves…  Days later in defiance to notch’s order herobrine disappeared leaving the heroes leaderless and without guidance.  It is said he will one day return and destroy of all that is an all that will be.

Some say they’ve seen herobrine stared at them from afar plotting how he can stop the suffering of the world.

(Pinky pie) that story is scary.  I like Troll’s stories better.

(Troll bridge) yes will pinky pie apparently it’s not just a story.  Apparently herobrine is dead set on killing everything and I don’t think he’s going to stop just my world.  I said stoking the fire and casting my friend’s body inside.  O. Pone I hope you do find peace in death.  I said placing of my hand upon the crematorium that I built.

(Apple jack) princess maybe we should all moved to a more private location where we can talk about this.  All this talk of destruction the world may be disturbing your party guests she then jester to the guests standing in the corners still reeling from my fight with Pone.

(The princess) your write Apple Jack come every pony.  She then let us to a private quarters where we can all sit and talk.  So troll bridge could this doom bringer of your world really come to equestria.

(Troll bridge) well princess I’m afraid so.  I don’t think Pone coming to this world was an accident.  I think he was sent here to kill me.

(Rainbowdash) what are we going to do?  If he does come to this world it could be a disaster.  As she completed her sentence the guard walked into the room.

(Guard)  excuse me princess the monster dropped this right as he is entering the room.  It could be the clue as to what’s going on.  I looked at with the guard was holding it was a book.  Not just any book a diary.

(troll bridge)  that is cannibals diary!!!  How did Pone get Ahold of cannibal’s diary?  I swept the book from the guards hand and scrolled the last pages.

(pinky pie) two stories in one day!  How lucky can one pony get?

(troll bridge) opening up the diary I found the page with the same date as the day I left.  I then skimd through the pages leaving out any personal material…  Even if she is dead it’s probably best to respect her privacy.  I then began reading out loud…

Dear diary people have been saying that Pone and troll are missing.  No one has seen them in a long time and troll has not delivered his daily loads of iron to people.  Tomorrow I’m going to go look for them those two are my little noobs and I’ll be sent to the nether before I let anything bad happen to them.  But my only question is what could’ve happened?

Dear diary when I got to pone’s tree house it was in flames troll and Pone were nowhere to be found.  Moving on to Troll’s City none of the villagers had seen him in a long time but they did complain that mob activity has been increasingly worse those past few nights.  Even with the increased number of iron golems from Troll’s disappearance.

Dear diary we found him…  We found Pone he was standing there eyes black mouth wide open surrounded by mobs that seem to have the same expression.  When he tried to attack me I touched him he felt so cold.

Dear diary things have gotten so much worse more and more people are dying.  The worst part is they won’t stay dead.  The heroes who survived the night have been whispering…  Some say they’ve seen him some say they’ve seen herobrine.  I always thought that was just a ghost story.

Dear diary this will be my last entry Pone found me he surrounded by mobs they’re all trying to break down my door there’s no way can fight them all off.  If I know troll and Pone somehow I’m sure they’ll find each other and maybe somehow troll will read this diary…  Troll even though we broke up I still love you please be safe…

That was the very last entry to the diary.  Looking up I saw a very sad pinky pie.  Looks like she did not enjoy this story either.

(Pinky pie) do you think she’s all right?  When she asked me this question has closely examined the diary.  There was blood on the pages.

(Troll bridge) yes pinky pie I’m sure she’s fine she’s much stronger than Pone.  She could have easily forced the diary onto his person and then let him go to find me.  So yes pinky pie I’m sure she’s just fine.  This was a lie cannibal would never part with her diary and if she still was alive she would come find me herself.  Thoughts began racing through my mind. how many people?  How many friends are dead now?

(Rarity) darling are you all right?

(Troll bridge)  yes rarity and find….  Why do you ask?

(Rarity) you appear to be dropping the contents of your inventoried onto the floor.  She said pointing down below me.

Looking down I could see she was not lying two stacks of sixty four sand were lying at my feet. What the hell?  Allowing my eyes to roll back in my head I glanced into my inventory.  All of the empty slots were gone and I was beginning to lose the slots that were holding items.  Now I really did feel sick.  The room began to spin and my lake screw week.  What the hell’s happening to me?

(Flutter shy) oh my… the trauma must be getting to him.  Troll are you OK?

(Troll bridge) it’s not my emotions that are damaged fluttershy….  It’s my body something’s wrong with me.  The room began to spin faster and faster in my vision until eventually my face met the floor.

Notch be damned how many times am I going to pass out?!

I don’t really know how much time passed why I was out but when I open my eyes I saw pony.  Now forgive me for this description I know you’ll think it’s unusual for me to describe her this way but I can’t reveal to you as to why I’m doing it just yet.  You’ll just have to go with it.

There before me stood a large pink pony.  She had a horn in wings just like the princess I had seen earlier.  She had three separate shades of pink air and big beautiful eyes.  As a glance around the room I noticed the other ponies standing there.  Twilight was purple she had a straight line of slightly lighter purple going down her main.  Though her eyes were not as big they seem to have a sparkle about them.  Looking around the room I saw all the ponies had equally defined features about them.  They had not changed any I could notice these features before so why was I capitalizing on the mall now.  Well in my delirious state I cannot help but to say a few things out loud.

(Troll bridge) why……  Why are you all so……  Beautiful?

(Apple jack) you didn’t drug him did you or put them on some kind of spell?

(cadence) No the mysterious pink pony replied.  He should just be delirious and sleepy.

(Troll bridge)  what happened I said?  Before any pony could stop me I extend my hand in the attempt to reach out courts twilight.  As I glanced at my hand shock hit me like a ton of brick blocks….  My hand was round…  Pulling it back to my face I examined it.  All of my fingers were round with sharp points of the tapes and it appeared to be made of some kind of bone.

(Cadence) oh no he’s going to freak out.  This mysterious pony was correct.  I gave a tiny screen as I looked at my arms.  Replacing my once black skin was a light blue fur much like the fur on all these ponies.

(Cadence) please Troll just stay calm everything is OK.  Her reassurance had no effect on me.  O added like to note.  Her voice was silk and danced through my mind.

(Twilight) troll just stay calm and will explain everything that’s happening.  Once again even twilight’s voice seemed more appealing for some reason.

(Troll bridge) give me a mere I said however the ponies declined.  Fine all do things the hard way.  I grab the mysterious pony and opened up her giant beautiful eye.  Gazing into it I could see my reflection perfectly……  My head was no longer square.  It was around….  Pony around….  I am a pony i I said.

(Apple jack) now sugar cube just stay calm and we will explain everything.  Letting go of the mysterious pony then looked apple jack trying to stay calm.  Funny even apple jacks voice is so much more appealing.  And once even weirder is that I’m noticing it?

(Twilight)  troll this is my babysitter from when I was little filly princess cadence.  Now when you first came to equestria you’re missing so much blood you’re going to die if we didn’t get you more.  However we did not have any blood even close to your species around.  In the end we used pony blood.  Needless to say your body rejected entirely.  Cadence here put a spell on your body that forced it to accept the new blood as its own.  She did not know it at the time but your body except that it too much.  It merges the DNA with your own DNA.  All the excitement at the party made it happened so fast it caused you to pass out for a day or two.  Which seems to be a recurring theme in your life?

(Troll bridge) so I’m a pony.  Twilight seemed hard pressed to answer but this mysterious cadence put her arm around me and explained.

(Cadence)  only have a pony I assure you you’re still half human.  Please try to stay calm are all have to use my magic to keep you asleep and talked to you in there.  She said pointing to my brain.

(Troll Bridge)  OK I’ll try to calm down I’ve been knocked the block out way too many times this month as it is.

(Cadence) good my husband is expecting you.  I’d like to see if I can get you to walk.  I looked confused at her statement.

(Troll bridge) what?  I know how to walk and aside from being a little stunned by this turn of events I feel fine.  When I said this she sighed and looked at all the ponies.

(Cadence)  you all please give me in troll hear some privacy.  I need to show him the extent of his mutation.  As the ponies left cadence then threw the sheets off my body.  I really wish she had not done that because I had no overalls on it would appear they disappeared with my old skin.  Now that Mr. Troll she said lifting up one of my legs.  I’m afraid only hours after he passed out your bones began to shift around.  As you can see you no longer had the same joints and you even have hooves instead of feet.  It could take some time for you to learn how to walk again.  Not to mention fly…  My eyes shot open

(Troll bridge) fly?  I can’t fly.  She only looked at me in reached a hoof up and tugged on something that was attached to my back.  This something I could feel.  Turning my head and looking at it…  It was a wing.  I had wings.  Upon further inspection I had a tale two.  I have to see myself and the mere.  Can you please not knock me out in at least let me freak out in front of my own reflection?

(Cadence)  fine I’m sure this is very traumatic for you.  Let me help you up and a walk you over to the bathroom you can see yourself in there.  She then bent down and helped me up.  Hooves or weird it was like you hooked books on to my legs.  I mention it’s easier to walk with four of them but I only had the two.  After some stumbling and one or two near misses in which my junk came dangerously close to touching the pony we’re in the bathroom.

(Troll Bridge)  O my blocks.  I had hair.  Ever since I got my skin I was just used to being bald but now I had hair.   A great big long flowing mane in the fashion of a very thick Mohawk set upon my head.  It was black and purple just like the colors of my old skin.  My eyes were purple as well a darker purple then my hair though.  Moving down further I grasped my hand around the weird snout that was now poked out from my face.  So much had changed about my body.  My ears were no longer on the side of my head but more close to the top.  My legs now look like the back legs of a pony.  My arms seem to be the same with the exception of the weird bony hands on the ends of them.

(Troll Bridge) am I going to keep mutating like this?

(Cadence)  no when they called me and told me something had gone wrong with my spell I rushed right over.  Your original body was too far gone so this was the safest thing to free shoe and permanently.  I’m sorry Mr. Bridge but this body will be the one you live in for the rest of your life.  Honestly I had no idea this would happen to you I’m so sorry.  The pony began to cry.  Now normally one of these cute ponies crying would just slightly unsettled me and make me feel bad.  But for some reason now it absolutely stabbed me in my heart.

(Troll bridge) no no don’t cry it’s making me feel really weird to see ponies cry right now.  I’d try to look at the bright side of things.  You said I could fly now right?  So I suppose your magic did something for the better?  I wiped away one of the tears trickling down her face.  I accidentally gave her a little poke.  Sorry hey what’s with these bony hands?

(Cadence)  those are not hands.  Those are horns.  Each one of your fingers is now a unicorn horn.  So I guess in addition to learning how to fly you’ll have to learn to do magic to.  She said smiling.

(Troll bridge) hey you’re saying I can do magic to?  Like one of you ponies?

(Cadence)  yes twilight in the others told me everything you did when you first got here.  For this magic you will not need a blood sacrifice.  And if it makes you feel better flying in doing magic are not the only bonuses you got from this transformation.

(Troll)  what I asked?  What other bonuses are there?  As I asked cadence’s sadness when away and she turned back into one of the giggly girls that were so prevalent in this world.

(Cadence)  O assuming boys in your world are the same as boys in ours this would be the bonus and talking about.  She said reaching a hoof down and grasping me.  O yeah she grabbed it.

I grew stiff as a board when she grabbed on it.  However looking down I notice despite its changing color and shape it was so much bigger now that I was half pony.

(Troll)  that’s awesome in all but why are you grabbing my dick!!!!  I know I can’t lie to you on this one so I just tell you the truth.  It felt pretty good for her to grab it.  When I exclaimed my sentence she realized what she was doing and let go.

(Cadence) sorry I’ve been peeling skin off of your body for the past two days including your dick so I’m a little desensitized right now.  I’ll try to stay out of your personal space.

(Troll) yeah well I’m kind of getting used to these encounters so it’s OK.  Now what we saying about your husband want to see me?

(Cadence) oh yes you the princess and my husband were talking about something very important when you passed out.  They say they solve the problem you are talking about and they must see you as soon as you are ready.  Do you think you can hop into this wheelchair and see them?

(Troll)  if you give me some pants I can.  You may be immune to my naked body but I imagine everyone else will still be shocked.  In case you haven’t noticed on me certain things dangle.

(Cadence)  O yes of course.  She said as she walked towards the door.  Poking her head out she then asked to rarity something I couldn’t quite hear.  I assume it was request for my clothing.  She then allowed rarity to enter the room she was hovering fabric above her head.

(Troll)  rarity don’t come in I am exposed.  I exclaimed attempting to cover up my junk.  It didn’t do much good thanks to cadence my hands were inadequate and covering up everything.

(Rarity)  don’t worry I designed clothing I’ve seen a naked pony.  She then looked down and gave a little laugh.  I’ve not seen ponies with one of those hanging out before though.

(troll)  rarity would you please just make me some close already.  I’d rather not have all of equestria to see my junk.

As I said this rarity of rap the cloth around me in seconds I was fully clothed.  Thank you I said.  It was still a little hard to walk that I managed to get to a wheelchair.  OK let’s go see the princess and shining armor.

While strolling my chair down the hall with the seven ponies following me I couldn’t stop accidentally stabbing my shirts fingers into the robber of the wheels.  Blocks I swore for each time I did it.  This new body is going to take some getting used too.

Role in my chair into the room I saw the princess standing when if shining armor and a pony I’ve yet to see before.  Once again she had a horn in wings but this time she had hair like the princess what the night sky in.  My eyes began tracing the contours of every single curve on the pony’s body.  However I stop myself as I began doing this.  Why do I keep doing that I said to myself?

(The princess) troll it is good to see your uninjured.  This is my sister Luna.  We all think we have a solution to our herobrine problems.

(Luna) it is nice to meet you Mr. Troll Bridge.  I saw you lying there that night he fell into our world looking up at the Moon.  I would’ve done something but fluttershy beat me to the chase.

(Troll bridge) well thank you miss.  Now we’ll are you saying about herobrine princess?

(The princess) after painstakingly going through all the knowledge of both your world our world and even seeking forbidden knowledge we’ve come up with a solution…

(Troll)  well what is it?

(Shining armor) we’ve built the Hell Gate.  Something from your world we used the block sure carrying with you.  Using our magic we think we have managed to connect it to your world.  The connection is not strong enough to actually go through yet but in a few days it will be.  The plan is to go to the nether then from there find herobrine in use the elements of harmony on him.  All the ponies going will include me you of course as our native guide the elements and my wife who will assist with any healing.  Though I must say she is quite an excellent fighter when she needs to be.  Twilight then interrupted.

(Twilight) I’m also having a zebra names a core of come with us I’ve seen what she can do with odd things and she may be able to assist us in unfamiliar world.

(Troll) sounds like you guys have it all planned out.  So we just wait until the hell game is ready?

(The princess) yes beam us just simply wait.  Of course pinky pie told me about your plans to spend a day with each pony.  I’d suggest you just do that it seems like the perfect way for you to get your body broken in and they beat Italy ease some of the stress from your soul...  And on a personal note I’d like to thank you for taking care of your friend Pone back there in the party.  I cannot help but to read the diary.  I can’t imagine what it would feel like to do what you did.  And that’s not even considering what could be happening to your entire planet.

(Troll)  it’s OK princess if he did indeed create the diary and most the knowledge of my world you know that as a hero horrible things like this are just expected to happen in my life.  I do take them hard but I’d take these hard hit standing up.  Which is ironic seeing how I’m in a wheelchair?

(The princess) well I am glad you’re taking it also well.  Tomorrow twilight shining armor and cadence will accompany you around cantor lot.  That should get some fresh air and exercise.

(Luna) that would appear I’m not the only one who’s getting ready for bed she said with a yawn.

(Troll) bed?  I looked outside.  Its morning every pony’s getting up not lying down?

(Luna) yes but since I raise the Moon I sleep during the day and wake up at night.  This did make sense to me but why did she say she’s not the only one?

(Troll) wait… Who else is going to bed?

(Cadence) you are…  As your caregiver I say the strain on your body is too great after all that change for you to be up just yet you’re going to sleep today in the night and tomorrow you shall rise.  She then brought her horn closer and closer to my face.

(Troll) no don’t you dare make me pass out.  My protest fell on deaf ears as she praised her face up against mine I felt her magic knocked me the FUCK out.

O blocks…

End of chapter six.

A Day Of Twilight

My little pony minecraft fan fiction chapter seven a day of twilight

We were all relaxing in the garden cadence was still trying to keep me from doing any physical activity are getting too excited.  Twilight and shining armor kept laughing about the way she was baby me.

(Cadence)  I’m so happy today we get to spend the whole day together twilight.  Kane said with glee.

(Twilight)  not just that I could spend a day with my brother too.  We almost never did spend time together even if we are family now.

(Troll)  O yeah nobody pay me any mind.  The three ponies then looked at me embarrassed.

(Twilight)  o no we’re happy to be with you to troll it’s just….  Twilight trailed off not knowing what to say.

(Troll)  it’s cool twilight I understand you’re excited to be with your follsitter and brother.

(Twilight) O you do.

(Troll)  well know I don’t get it at all where I come from we don’t have babysitters and we don’t have brothers.  Maybe villager would have an easier time understanding you.

(Cadence)  your world seems so strange I’ve only heard the second him stories twilight told me would you mind answering a few questions?

(Troll)  go for it.  I replied.  She then began the series of questions that were very similar the questions I’ve already told countless ponies before her.  It seems to really confuse her when I told her about trees and how they didn’t fall when you cut into them.  But eventually the string of questions came to a halt as she could think of no more.  My legs were stiff from sitting so long so I tried to stand up.

(Cadence) don’t push yourself too hard I don’t know what your body will do under stress yet.

(Shining armor) don’t worry I’m sure he’ll be fine.

(Troll)  it’s nice to see someone still has confidence in me.  Standing up at a few steps they were wobbly but I was walking.  As I walked around to stretch my legs I continue the conversation with the three ponies.  So twilight what is the follsitter?  For once twilight did not looked confused by my questioning I think she’s getting used to me not understanding this world.

(Twilight)  a folasitter is someone who watches small children when their parents cannot.  Cadence was mine and she was the best folasitter ever.  Twilight said.  When I looked over shoes now facing cadence and then began doing a little ritual.

(Twilight and cadence)  sunshine sunshine ladybugs awake clapped her hooves and do a little shake.  They both said musically.  With this chant came a strange little dance.

(Troll)  I’m guessing that something you do with the kids you take care of?

(Cadence)  yes it is.  Twilight here was one of my favorite foals.

(Troll)  yes well in my world we have no childhood so such things never come to be.  As a sling this sentence I tried to walk while talking.  Sure enough this split focus cause me to fall flat on my face.  Before falling flat on my face wasn’t that bad because my face was flat but now my extended snout counted against the ground and hurt like hell.  Ouch I exclaimed.

(Cadence)  oh my goodness are you all right she said of rushing over to me.  Let me see your boo boo she said lifting of my face.

(Shining armor) twilight did she act this way when you’re little?  He whispered to twilight.

(Twilight)  yes but I don’t know why she’s doing it to him?  Cadence you know he’s not a child right?

(Troll)  before I could think of the difference in culture and biology I made the mistake of adding to twilight sentence.  For goodness sakes woman I’m five years old I don’t need your help.

Every pony’s eyes shot open and glared at me.  You are five years old they all said?

(Troll) yes I’m five years old so I think I’m do a little respect.  I said forcefully not knowing.

(Cadence)  oh my goodness Troll your five years old.  You’ve kill things in your only five years old.  I’m responsible for the mutation of a five year old.

(Troll)  it finally hit me the fighters old was not what I thought it was.  Wait you keep saying I’m only five years old how old are all of you?

(Twilight) troll all of the kids inch miss Charliee’s class you went to our older than five.  In fact you’re not even old enough to go to school yet.  How can you be so young?

(Troll)  twilight remember the bedtime story I told every pony during the slumber party.  I was only 8 hours of old and I chopped zombies head off.  We’re born as soldiers we lived as bloody warriors and we usually die anywhere between our first day in our first year.  The three ponies looked shocked as I told them this.  My people don’t age the way we are is the way will be unless your skin changes of course.

(Cadence)  it’s so sad how could anything be born into the world and be faced with such horrible things.  She then embraced me in a hug and started crying sympathetic tears.

(Troll)  hey now stop that I’m no child and I most certainly am not your foal.  I said sternly.

(Shining armor) well actually troll you kind of are.  What?  I said expecting him to say something bad.  You see troll when my wife casts a spell on you to make you except pony blood she need to first enchant some pony blood to put into you.  That blood was hers.  It was her blood that caused your transformation.  So I guess in a way she’s kind of like your mom.

(Troll)  one I have no mother and two why are you encouraging her?

(Shining armor) she’s my wife I support her in just about everything she does.

(Troll)  I sighed out of frustration.  You’re no use to me I said to shining armor.  And you are not my mother I said forcefully to cadence.  However as I said this my stomach growled.

(Cadence)  dear you’re hungry luckily I packed a saw lunch.  Of course maybe you don’t want the lunch you’re…  Mommy packs for you.  She then gave me a look that conveyed the fact she was fucking with me.  However she did have a small hint of sincerity to it.  I hope that doesn’t come back to bite me in the ass.

(Troll)  O whenever we just eat.  As we all sat down for food I could feel my stomach preparing itself.  After my transformation into this weird pony creature I found my likings for food has changed slightly.  I still love to eat meet and refuse to give it up.  But I must say the taste of flowers and other plant material I would never dream of eating before now was great.

In my lunch I had fish roses and hay fries.  Hell yeah I said stuffing my face.  The other ponies lunches were just like mine minus the meat.

(Cadence) O I wish you wouldn’t eat meat it’s not right for ponies to eat meat.

(Troll) cadence I am only half a pony.  Besides only half of my meal is meat.

(Shining armor) now cadence we can’t tell him what to do he is five years old after all.  Say troll I’ve been meaning to ask you….  When we get back to pony vill later on today can I borrow that book on mobs.  I’d like to know what I’m up against when we go to the nether.

(Troll)  actually I’ve been thinking of the very same thing.  In my world there used to be a school that could teach noobs how to fight mobs.  It’s no longer around anymore but I did graduate top of my class and I’d be happy to give you all a crash course in fighting.

(Shining armor) that’s great….  Why is it no longer around?  He asked

(Troll)  O after I graduated they were practicing fighting creepers with TNT blocks.  Something happened and caused the stockpile to detonate.  The founder of the school was dead and they relied solely on the students repaying their loans.  Unfortunately it was not enough to cover the damage and the school had to close.

(Shining armor) what is it like fighting those mobs?  He asked

(Troll)  it’s not something that is easy to explain…  I guess you just have to find out for yourself.

(Twilight)  well I have to fight them to?  She asked her question gave me pause.  I’d been thinking about whether not the six ponies could handle a fight.

(Troll)  twilight I hope not……  Twilight I said looking her.  I want you to promise me something.  I said.

(Twilight)  what is it?  Troll?

(Troll)  I want you promise me no matter what you see in my world no matter what horrors we face you won’t change.

(Twilight)  change what do you mean change?

(Troll)  cadence pointed out something that I’d like you to think about.  I’m five years old and from what you’ve told me five years old should still be age of innocence.  Well twilight do I look innocent to you?  I kill things, I eat meat, and you saw me chop my friends had in two and not even shed its single tear.  I’ve only known you ponies for a few days in each one of you has shed tears for me just in sympathy.  So I want you promise you’ll stay that’s cute little pony.  The worst thing I can imagine is letting my world rub off on you.

(Twilight)  O….  That is i…..  Troll I promise….  No I pinky pie promise.  I will always stay this cute little twilight pony.  She then stood up.  Cross my heart and hope to fly stick a cupcake in my eye.  She said doing several strange movements which ended with her covering up one of her eyes.

(Troll)  before I ask does that promise involve pinky pie in any way?

(Twilight)  she’s the one who made up trust me you can never break a pinky promise.

(Troll)  well good enough for me.

When we finished eating I continued spending the day was twilight cadence and shining armor.  We visited many different sites one of which was twilight’s old home before she moved to pony vill.  Eventually both I and twilight managed to convince cadence to allow me to practice magic.  She seemed to have it in her head that the strain would do some form of bodily harm.

(Twilight)  OK troll try this spell.  She said presenting me with a book.  Focusing on the page I concentrated….  As I did this my hands began to glow.  They grew brighter and brighter until to my surprise I had made a full wooden door out of nothing.  I even managed to put push plate in front of it so open and close automatically.

(Troll) O hell yeah this magic stuff as the bomb.

(Twilight)  that’s great troll let’s try another…  Let me see where was that book she said turning around to face the shelf.  As she did this she was forced to begin contorting her body in various fashions to look both high and low for a particular book.  Now I turn you to the little man inside my head I believe you’d call him my conscience.

As twilight’s moved about looking for the book I cannot help notice her flank was in full view.  My eyes traced the way it was around and moved back and forth.

(Troll’s conscience) dude what are you doing?

I kept steering a few thoughts even went through my head like how could I get a better view.  And why do I want to?  Eventually I notice my heart rate increased slightly in my breathing was no longer coming from my nose but was now out my mouth.

(Troll’s conscience) hey stop that!  That is a pony and your friend stop staring at her ass!

(Cadence)  when are you staring at she asked breaking my concentration.  I was caught and I quickly had to come up with a lie to tell cadence and myself.  Honestly even I didn’t know why I was checking out twilight’s ass.

(Troll)  cadence now that I’m a pony well I’d get one of those cutie marks like twilight has?

(Cadence)  that’s actually a good question you might have one already we never really checked down there back in the hospital…..  I guess there was something distracting us from it she said referring to give reference the way my junk was very different than the ponies.

(troll)  actually I’d like to know my queue mark looks like I said pulling down my parents slightly only revealing the portion of fur that should bear my cutie mark.  Much to my surprise I actually did have one.  It was a pixilated diamond soared with a pixilated diamond pick acts there were both crossed over what appeared to be an ender pearl.

(Shining armor)  wow that’s one cutie mark.  I don’t think I’ve ever seen the pony with a weapon as his cutie mark he said looking at the sword.

(Cadence)  that must be the ender pearl I’ve heard about.  She said

(Troll)  hey…  Now that I have these weird magical hands I bet I don’t even need an ender pearl.  I said remembering what twilight did in the classroom.  I then focused as hard as I could tried to remember the same feelings I got when throwing an ender pearl and also focused on where I wanted to Teleport.  Much to my surprise it worked.  I was now standing right behind cadence.

(Cadence)  oh my goodness where did the little darling go?  She asked

(Shining armor)  ha  ha  he’s right behind you.  I guess it makes sense.  He wouldn’t have that cutie mark if he couldn’t already Teleport.

(Cadence)  please don’t do that again troll at least not until you’re fully recuperating.  Once again she sounded like my mother…  All the sudden I’m not so sad about not having one.

(Troll)  for notch’s sake women relax I’m not going to hurt myself.  It’s a good thing you’re never around when I learned how to play with TNT.

(Twilight)  found it!  I found a book troll.  What did I miss?

(Shining armor)  O you know first troll was checking out your ass then he lied and said he was curious about cutie marks then he actually got curious and as it turns out he has one and its for all the stuff he normally does.

(Twilight)  that’s nice….  Wait……  He was checking out my what?

(Troll Bridge) nothing.  I said forcefully.  Say when does the train leave to pony vill anyway?

(Cadence)  actually Troll’s right that train will arrive soon we shod make our way there.  We should have just enough time to stop on a few sites before we go.  She said as she began walking towards the door.

Before we left I had to go back to the hospital to pick up my things.  My armor no longer fit me so I had to make necessary adjustments.  Two holes in the back of the chest piece for my wings and one hole in the pants for my tale.  The boots needed reshaped altogether.  As a check my inventory I found I only had three spaces.  O blocks I said.  It wasn’t that big a deal though.  Using a chest and leather I fashion together a backpack which hung on the back of my armor right between my wings.  I must say I’m rather happy with the way I looked in my new armor and skin.

(Troll)  is every pony ready?  I asked

(Cadence)  yes come now let’s go…  Troll when we get to the train I’d like you to sleep on the way to pony vill.  She said

(Troll)  oh come on…  How long are you going to do this concerned for my wellbeing thing?  I asked getting frustrated with her constant worrying about me.  Honestly I was little bit glad she cared about me at first but in my world you’re on your own from the start so her constant care for me grew somewhat annoying.

(Cadence)  well seen as your current state of body is all my fault I’m not going to stop.  If you don’t like it then too bad.

(Troll) whatever….  I guess there’s no point in arguing about it.  I said in defeat.

On the way to the train station twilight and I had a long conversation about books and other things she liked.  Good lord twilight you’re smarter than my friend Brain Buster 411.

(Twilight)  who is that?  She asked.

(Troll)  O just one of my friends.  He’s very smart but we don’t get to talk much.  You probably already know of him.

(Twilight)  how would I have already met him?  She asked confused by my statement.

(Troll)  O he published and wrote many of the books you’ve read from my world.  He observes in Wright’s downed just about anything.  If the knowledge exists I can guarantee you Brain Buster knows it.

When we finally arrived at the train station I saw five other familiar ponies.  Hello every pony I said as I walked up to them.

(Pinky pie)  hey troll so if today’s your day with twilight what is tomorrow…..  O is it with me…..  I hope that with me.  She said happily.

(Troll)  sorry pinky pie tomorrow fluttershy and I must go to zecora’s and do a few things.  So as you can guess I’m going to make that day by day with fluttershy.  Pinky pie then had a sad look on her face.

(fluttershy)  O um troll?.....

(Troll) Yes fluttershy?

(fluttershy)  can you be shore…  That is if it’s not too much trouble…  To bring some Potion ingredients and other supplies.  I’m sure zecora can make the most out of them.

(Troll)  O yes I did over here twilight asking you about plants and stuff.  I take it one of you found the books on potions and my right.

(fluttershy) um….  Yes.  She said with a small squeak at the end.

Not going to lie that was cute.  When we all boarded the train cadence looked me.

(Troll)  why are you looking at me like that?  I asked

(Cadence)  come on.  You need to get your rest.  You can lean on me while you sleep.

(Troll)  I gave a sigh frustration.  I’m not even tired.  I said

(Cadence)  that’s what my magic is for now would you please just come over here.

(Troll)  no  look I’m fine I’m at peak physical health.

(Cadence)  very well you leave me no choice….  She said as she crossed her four legs and puffed out her lower lip.

(Troll)  what are you doing?

(Twilight)  O  I remember when she use that trick on me I guarantee you troll it works every time.

(Troll)  what trick I asked looking at cadence…..  She was pouting in trying to make her eyes as big as possible.   No not those cute pony eyes.  I said trying to not look.

(Cadence)  O won’t you pretty please come take a nap right here beside me.

(Troll)  shining what do I do?  I asked hoping he had an answer.

(Shining armor)  sorry dude that trick works on me to.  Nothing you can do but give in.

(Troll)  O blocks I said in frustration.  Fine scoot over.  As I sat down next to her she pressed her face up against mine once again her magic knocked me out.

(Cadence) wake up…  Wake up troll…  We’re here.

Opening up my eyes I could see we’re back to pony vill.  Good I said stretching the nap making my neck very stiff.  Finally were back home.  All the ponies then dispersed they each have their own things to take care of this left me and twilight along to spend some time together.

(troll)  so twilight tomorrow I’d like every pony to come to my house early in the morning.

(twilight)  OK why?  She asked

(troll)  shining armor asked me to teach you all about mobs that’s what I intend to do.  Be warned twilight you may not like what I have to teach you that you have to learn it.

(twilight)  don’t worry I’m sure I can take it.  And I’ll remember our pinky promise.

(troll)  good…  Also could you please come over here for a moment?  I said as I plopped a crafting table onto the floor.

(twilight)  um…  OK?

(troll)  I’m going to make you all iron armor and diamond swords.  Just in case you need them of course.  Now that twilight please lay on the crafting table.  I need to make your armor and every other ponies armor.  Twilight then laid on the table I made quick work of making every pony’s armor.  With fluttershy in Rainbowdash I just had to guess where their wings would be but it really wasn’t that big a deal.

(twilight)  this armor is a little heavy but it’ll work.  So troll how do I look?

Oh my notch she was one of the most cute little ponies I’ve ever seen all dressed up in that armor as if she could actually hurt someone.  Of course I did not tell her she looked even less threatening in the armor so I had to lie.

(troll)  absolutely terrifying I believe you will scare the mobs away.  I said

(twilight)  so are we going to enchant the armor now?  She asked taking off her helmet.

(troll)  of course now that I’m a pony it’ll be so much easier now that my magic is generated from me and not the death of living creatures.

We then walked over to the enchantment table and began deciding on what to give each pony.  In the end we figured it would be best give them a wide array of offensive spells.  I made short to give each pony’s sword the highest level of enchantment against the undead.  After all I had a feeling Pone was not the only friend I’d have to kill.

After I’d made the armor I then showed twilight a couple of fighting stance is I think she should remember.  I even tried to teacher how to swing the blade however his strength proved inadequate and I couldn’t stop that sword with just my bare hands.  Oh well I said I guess it might be better if the cute little pony like you can’t fight.  Me and twilight continued talking about ourselves and what we like to do.  I could feel we’re becoming good friends.  Pinky pie would be so happy I thought.  Before I left twilight looked at me.

(twilight)  come on just wants…..  Please she said looking his cute as possible.

(troll)  OK fine I can’t resist your any longer.  I must admit I’ve been waiting to do this all day.  Me and twilight then stared into each other’s eyes.  We grew closer and closer to one another until finally……..

(troll and twilight)  sunshine sunshine ladybugs awake clapped your hooves and do a little shake.  We then both laid on the ground and laughed.  Well twilight I’ll see you tomorrow.  Goodbye I said giving her a hug.

(twilight)  good by troll we’ll all see you tomorrow morning.

End of chapter 7

Fluttershys Turn

My little pony minecraft fan fiction chapter eight fluttershy’s turn

Good morning every pony I said greeting the ponies into my home.  Yesterday it was my day with twilight and today was my day with fluttershy.  However I’d been asked by shining armor to assist in training every pony to fight mobs.  Unfortunately this means I must gauge their abilities.  I take no pride in what I’m about to do but it must be done.

(Troll)  every pony come with me.  I said leading the ponies to an underground room.

(Rarity)  troll where we going?  She asked

(Troll)  them sorry rarity I can’t tell you in fact no pony is allowed to talk.  This is part of your training to fight mobs that’s all you need to know.

(Shining armor) troll you seem to have a worried look on your face what exactly is this training going to be?  He asked concerned

(Troll)  I’m sorry…  I’m so sorry but I have to do this….  Now no pony is allowed to talk until it’s over.

We continue walking to the room.  Before we entered several thoughts went in to my mind.  Are they going to think I’m a monster?  Are they going to hate me for what I’m about to do?  I guess I wouldn’t blame them.  For such innocent creatures I imagine this is going to be the most horrible moment of their lives.

We then made it into the room it was empty the only thing inside was two chests in a machine.  The machine had three levers.  One was labeled load.  The second was labeled shoot.  And the third was labeled store.  This was the device street underneath the chicken coop.  Its entire purpose was to kill chickens.  I did not tell any pony this.  I merely ask them…

(Troll)  every pony lineup and sit down.  I said as they all obeyed my command.  Now know talking just watch and do as I say.

I pulled the first lover.  The machine made a few noises and eventually a chicken plopped down into a little glass box.  There was a dispenser right next to this box.  It was filled with arrows.  No pony had yet figured out what I was doing but they stared trying to figure it out.  I then took a few steps over to the second lever and Reston my hand upon it.  Looking back at the ponies I saw some of them had figured out what the purpose of this machine was.  Tears begin to wilt in all their eyes.  With a heavy heart I pulled the lever.

An arrow shot out ending the chicken’s life.  Fluttershy screamed as she buried her head in her hooves trying to block out the horror.  All the ponies were absolutely disgusted by what they just seen but they did not say a word.  I then reach for the third lever and pulled in which cause the chicken to disappear in to a chest.

(Troll)  now then every pony wait outside no talking.  O except you flutter shy.

(fluttershy)  what…..what…..why?

(Troll)  I said no talking.  Now come here!

I placed fluttershy in front of the first lover.

(Troll) pull it.  I said trying to hide my sorrow for making the pony do this.

(Flutter shy)  no please don’t make me……..  Please I don’t want to.

(Troll)  pull it!!!  I shouted.

Flutter shy then reached up and pulled the lever causing a chicken to enter into the glass box.  I then moved fluttershy to the second lever.

(Troll)  pulled it.  I said

(Flutter shy) please no….  Please…  Please don’t make me….  I don’t want to.  I don’t want to pull it….  Please…  Please don’t make me!  As she said that she burst into tears and fell to the ground.

(Troll)  OK that’s all I need to see.  Don’t tell any of the other ponies.  Just go.   O yeah and send another one in.

As she left I quickly reset the machine so that’s no pony could see fluttershy didn’t pull the second lever.  After she left apple jack stormed into the room.

(Apple jack) what the hey is this all about?  You’ve got some nerve doing this!

(Troll)  I said no talking explanations will come after your lesson.

I then performed the same steps with apple jack that I did with fluttershy when we got the second lever she acted very similar.  Not fully broken into tears that I can tell there’s no way should pull it.

(Troll)  OK apple jack that’s enough please go and please send in another pony remember no talking.

Twilight then enter the room.

(Twilight)  I know which are doing your testing us to see if we can kill.  I assure you we can’t.

Twilight manage to pull the first letter.  But gave up on the second she did not cry though she merely left the room and sent in the next pony.

Pinky pie burst into tears the second she touch the floor of the room.  I couldn’t even get her to look at the first lever.  Rainbowdash managed to turn the second lever half the way but gave up right before the arrow fired.  Rarity respectfully refused and only shining armor and cadence were left.

Much to my surprise shining armor pulled all three levers with no problem.  I guess he’s not a member of that will guard for no reason.  Even more surprising cadence was able to pull all three levers as well.  I’m deftly going to take a nap next time she tells me to.

As a left the room and look back at all the ponies I could see looks of sadness he practically killed me to do that.

(Troll)  OK every pony now you don’t have to tell each other whether not you pulled the second lever.  The only reason you have to do that was so that I could know whether not you could kill something.  I think that’s all the training will need for today.  You may all lieve.  But before you go and just like to say…………

I’m sorry….  I’m so sorry.

As each pony left sad and low to the ground I looked at fluttershy who stayed behind.

(fluttershy)  troll I’m sorry I couldn’t……  She choked up in the middle of her sentence and began to cry.

(Troll)  it’s OK flutter shy I just wanted to know whether or not you could do it.  I didn’t care one way or the other.  I just had to know.

(Flutter shy)  today?……  Today we’re going to the spa then Zecora’s right?  She asked still shine whole back some tears.

(Troll)  yes fluttershy we are.  It seems you’ve been really rattled by my test.  Would you like me to carry you to the spa?  You can cry on my shoulder if you want.  Without saying a word she swiftly jumped into my arms and buried her face into the gap between my armor and my neck.  I could feel the witness of her tears.

She eventually cried herself to sleep.  As I walked I felt myself stricken with guilt over forcing the ponies to do such a horrible act.  I even shed a tear myself over my grief.  You know it is funny my left eye cries round tears but my right eye still cries square tears.  I thought that was weird.  I wanted to try to mix the two together but I thought it might end all of reality so I decided not to.

On the way to the spa flutter shy began nibbling at me.  Not hard enough to break my skin of course just a small chewing motion that didn’t really hurt.  That’s so cute I thought to myself.  I thought about waking her up and stopping her from doing it but I decided not to as I was afraid she’d start crying again over what happened this morning.

At long last we reached the spa.  As I walked in I was greeted by a two ponies.  One was blue with the pink main the other was pink with the blue main.  I’m gonna take a wild guess in say they related.

(troll)  fluttershy…..  Wake up.  I said giving her a soft little jiggle.

(fluttershy)  O  good morning troll.

(troll)  were hear at the spa didn’t you say rarity usually comes here today?  I asked

(fluttershy)  yes but she can’t come today she’s busy doing something.  She said looking away.

(Troll)  way she doing?  I asked

(fluttershy)  um….  Um….  She got a special order for some close.

(Troll)  that’s funny she told me she always finds time for today?  I looked puzzled at fluttershy.

(fluttershy)  yes well um…….  These close are different.  They were special ordered by a very important client in she didn’t want anyone walking in well she was making them.  So she put her went to the spa sign up and is hiding inside.

(Troll)  that seems so weird what are the close?  I wish I hadn’t asked that question.

(flutter shy)  um….lon..g…a she said mumbling.

(Troll)  what?  Come on fluttershy you can tell me.

(fluttershy)  it’s lingerie.  She said looking down at the floor.

(Troll)  what?  She’s making what?

(Flutter shy)  she got a special order from two young female ponies force and special lingerie.  Apparently they wanted some close that were more strap on friendly….  I then had to interrupt are sentence.

(Troll)  I don’t need to here anymore.  In fact let’s never talk about this ever again.  I swear sometimes it feels like this world is just conspiring to put me out of my comfort zone.

When we walked into the main spot area flutter shy said the usual please.  Before I knew what was happening the two ponies whisked us both into several different stations one was a steam room the other was a bath and then a changing room ware we got dry off.  I didn’t really see the point in all this so far avoided was sweat and take a bath not very relaxing.  However my attitude would soon change.  One of the ponies asked me to lie on a table apparently there going to give me a massage.

For this I had to remove my armor both of the ponies’ mouths dropped as they looked at my body.

(Troll)  what’s wrong?  I asked

But the pony’s seemed hard pressed to answer my question but fluttershy whispered into my ear the answer for them.

(fluttershy) your kind of hot….

(Troll)  what why would they think that?  I asked

(fluttershy)  I guess all that pressing diamonds together makes those muscles really big.  Haven’t you noticed all the ponies around pony vill have been staring at you recently?

I then glanced over to my reflection she was right my muscles were huge in my entire body was very well time and.  I couldn’t see it before because I was square everything was a flat surface.  But now I was nothing but round chiseled features.

(Troll) O that’s pretty cool.  I said finally lying on the table.

I can hear both the spa ponies playing a game of what I believe to be rock paper scissors over who would get to give me the rubdown.  I’m not going to lie that was a little bit flattering.  But eventually one of them hopped on to my back.  I could feel her pouring a bottle of some kind of oil on to my back.  As she walks around every single bone in my body began to pop.

(Troll)  oh my goodness this feel so good I think I’m going to come here more often.

When the pony stood up on both her back hooves and gave a little jump on to my butt my lower back popped so loud I think even the princess heard it.

(fluttershy)  are you OK?  She asked disturbed by the loud sound

(Troll)  ….  I’ve….  Never…..  Felt…..  Better…..  I said giving a deep sigh of relief.

We talked quite a bit at the spa.  She told me about all the animals she took care of.  And how surprise she was when she went home to find the square chicken I’d give her was now full grown.  I had to explain that just as creatures like myself live only about one year chickens are known for only living a few days.  Not because they die of old age simply because they are killed off brutally.  Actually I don’t believe I’ve ever known something in my world to die of old age.  I then told her all about the animals in my world and had to explain that only humans and some mobs are capable of speech.  Animals were most certainly not.  Eventually the day at the spot ended and after a quick trip back to fluttershy is cottage we went off to Zecora’s.  I was carrying many different types of plants and potion making tools.

The trip through the ever free forest seemed to worry flutter shy.  What’s wrong I asked?

(fluttershy)  this forest is dangerous we must be careful.

(Troll)  if there are no mobs I really can’t see how it could be dangerous.

(fluttershy)  O you know it is very dangerous in this forest.  There are horrible creatures and it like Timberwolves.  She said trying to warn me the danger.

(Troll)  fluttershy you forget who you’re standing next to.  If any monster tries to give us any trouble troll just eat it.

(fluttershy)  O….  OK.  She seem that not like that plan but it was the only one I had.

Sure enough some form of danger popped out.  As we were walking I heard a strange obnoxious voice coming from the shadows.

(Teen dragons)  well well well look at this guy’s.  Two ponies that strayed too far from home.

Flutter shy swiftly ran behind me frightened by the three dragons.

(Teen dragons)  what you look at that one of the pour little ponies is scared.  Ha ha ha come on guys grabbed them.  To this idea I took offense.

(Troll)  I swear to notch if you touch a single hair and either of our heads of kill every one of you and…….  Eat your fucking brains!

(Teen dragons) well aren’t you a tough guy.  For that we’re not even going to chew on you were just going to swallow you can let you die inside.  One of the dragons then made a move for fluttershy.

(Troll)  fluttershy please close your eyes as I did not wish to break my promise to you.  I said referring to the promise I’d made to never kill something in front of her.

I looked back to make sure her eyes were closed their find that they were I then proceeded towards the dragon that was coming closer and closer to fluttershy.  With one swing of my sword I cut off one of his front arms.

(Teen dragon 1)  aaaaaaa…  That little shit cut off my arm!  The dragon screened reeling from the pain.

(Teen dragon 2) kill that fucking pony!  He screamed.

(Troll)  shut your fucking whole!  You’ve put me in a bad mood.  I just had a trip to the spa and you went and spoiled it!  Now get the FUCK out of here are all kill each and every one of you.  They did not take up on my offer.  Instead the dragon whose arm I’d just finished amputating attempted to reach down and bite me.

I then did something I did not know I could do.  I could feel myself TeleportIng forward as I swong my blade.  At the end of the swing I was now standing in front of the two dragons who had not yet joined the fight.

(Teen dragons 1.3.)  Oh my god he just cut him in half!  Dude run!  We’ll come back later with help and killed every fucking pony in this village.

They should’ve never said that because now I couldn’t let them live.  I pulled out my bow.  Now you probably don’t understand as to why this should be so dramatic.  In case you haven’t been paying attention you’ve never seen the fire my bow.  This is because I enchanted it with a very special enchantment.  I never use it back at home because I’m too afraid to her someone I don’t want to.  I believe in this particular circumstance it’s OK to do so.

I then drew back my bow took aim and fired two arrows.  They’re both direct hits.  Now the reason I never fire my bow isn’t because in a bad shot in fact I’m quite good….  It’s because my arrows explode.

As a turnaround to look at fluttershy I heard the explosions coming from behind me.

(troll)  fluttershy you can open your eyes now.  They’re gone and thay will never bother anyone else ever again.  The pour thing had been splattered by some of the blood from the first dragon I’d killed.

(flutter shy) I understand now.

(troll)  what I asked confused.

(flutter shy)  I understand why you kill things now.  You do it because you have no other choice.  If you hadn’t killed those dragons they would have eaten us both.

(troll)  yes well…..  I’m glad you’re OK.  Why don’t you go on.  I have to stay here and cut up the bodies.   I don’t want good meat going to waste.

(flutter shy)  no I….  That is if you don’t mind.  I’d like to help you cut them up.  When she said this I must admit I was surprised.

(troll) you do?  Why?

(flutter shy)  I should help you after all you save me.  That and it’ll make me feel better about not being able to pull the lever.

(troll)  OK I told her as I gave her pone’s old sword.

I must admit I was quite proud of fluttershy though she gagged several times while cutting up the meat she managed not to vomit.  As for her constant crying I found it quite cute.

(troll)  I’m so proud of you.  You did a good job now if you jump up into my arms I will Teleport the blood off of us both.

She then jumped into my arms and I Teleported us the rest of the way to Zecora’s.  Once in front of her home I knocked at the door.

(Zecora) come in my friend fluttershy.  I am so glad you stop on by.

Our visit with zecora was quite delightful.  We explained to her what happened with the dragons and I shoed her everything she needed to know about potions from my world.  I even gave her plenty of supplies.  Funny every time she talked it was in some form of rime.  I asked if her cutie mark had something to do with it however she informed me that only ponies have cutie marks and she was a zebra.  I really didn’t see the difference?

After our visit was done we left.

(Troll)  fluttershy why don’t you go on back to my home.  I want to look for more piece of meat left over from the explosion.

(Flutter shy)  O that will be perfect.  It’s all going just as pinky pie planned.

(Troll) what?

(Flutter shy) O um……  Nothing.  Goodbye Troll Bridge sees you at home.

That was weird I said to myself.  As I found the spot where I’d killed the three dragons I found another pony in danger.  She had long green hair and was as tall as the princess.  Her horn looked more like a jack in blade and from what I could see her wings were strange and bug like.  She had holes in all of her legs.  To my horror she was facing an enemy even I would flinch before taking on.

Three iron golem’s stood around her.  They had the same expression I’d seen on pone’s face at the party.

(troll)  don’t worry pony I’ll save you as I screamed running into the fight.

End of chapter eight.

The Queen

My little pony minecraft fan fiction chapter nine the queen

Now I know I’m a big hero and everything and it was the right thing to do to save the pony but notch I’m an idiot.  Back home I kill iron golems with a special machine I designed.  Killing them by hand is almost impossible.  O yes not to mention of I’m facing three of them that have been raised from the dead.

As I leaped in the air I did manage to gallows my sword through one of their heads.  Unfortunately iron golems have no inner workings their solid metal all the way through.  This means an attack to the head is no better than an attack to the body.  Grasping my blade tightly I manage to pull it from the iron golem’s head before he managed to grab me.

(troll)  are you OK?  I asked the pony as I jumped to her side.  At first I thought she was severely injured what with the holes in her legs in all.  But upon closer inspection I found the holes to be natural.  I’ll be weird it out by that later there’s really no time to examine the pony right now.

(chrysalis)  yes but…..  Her sentence was cut short as when a iron golem’s slammed his fist to the ground sending small pieces of rock and debris up into the air.

Using the smoke shield the golem had unknowingly made I picked up the pony and dragged her to safety.  Though iron golem’s are big and strong their very slow and stupid so it’s pretty easy to outwit them.  I mean for notch’s sake all I had to do was hide behind a tree.  They weren’t really able to focus on our voices apparently dying in being brought back to the dead made then even dumber.

(troll)  are you OK I asked again hopefully this time she can finish her answer.

(chrysalis)  yes I’m very weak though and they hit me a few times.  I wont be able fight them off… there were so many.

(troll)  so many?  How many were there before I got here?

(chrysalis)  five there are five before you got here…

Damn she’d already taken down two of them this is one tough pony.  In my state of shock from her claims I almost accidentally revealed our location by stumbling of behind a tree.

(chrysalis)  be careful you dumb ass!  If you walk out from behind a tree though come over here and kill us.  She said sternly.

(troll)  OK you have a plan as to how to kill them?  I’ve killed plenty of these things in my lifetime but these ones are undead.  How did you kill them?

(chrysalis)  I use my magic to cut them up into small bits but it took a lot out of me.  Those creatures are so strong.  I don’t think I can move from this spot you’re on your own.  She said relaxing against the tree.

Notch damn it I said to myself.  How the FUCK was I goanna to take down three iron golems?  I handed pone’s old sword to the strange bug pony in case she needed it.  I then remembered the new slash move I learned with my sword just an hour ago fighting off that three dragons.  It would most certainly cut in iron golem up but there is a problem.  At the end of my swing bill have the perfect opportunity to punch me.  I guess all just have to risk it.

Jumping out from the tree I then swung my sword and could feel myself Teleporting forward.  At the end of the swing I managed to cut one of them in half however just as I expected one of them punch me.  The hit sense me flying back.  When I hit the ground I could feel the small rocks digging into the back of my neck where my armor did not cover.  Before I knew it both of the iron golems were on top of me.  Have you ever been pinned on the ground while being punched by giant arms made of metal?  Well it fucking hurts.  With each thump I could feel a little bit of my life being drained away.

Thump……thump……..thump…

Through the sound of the golems hitting my armor and the sound of my bones crunching together I can hear something else.  It was the sound of two swords meeting and….  The sound of a pony’s voice.  She was in danger.  A pony was in danger.  I don’t know why but the thought of harm coming to any pony struck a chord inside me.  No I said to myself.  So long as there’s air in my lungs I will never allow my world to hurt any of these ponies.  Between hits from the iron golems giant arms I managed to take a deep breath and Teleport.

The first place I’d tell ported was on top of one of the iron columns heads which I swiftly decapitated.  The second place a Teleported was in front of the second iron golem where I shot two arrows into his eyes each.  I then Teleported away from the blast.  Now than I said to myself I have to save the pony.  She was in trouble all right.  It’s a good thing I gave her pone’s sword because she was currently locked in a battle with none other than brain Buster 101.

She was holding the soared in her mouth and was trying hardest to fight off his blows that I could tell she was weak and she can keep it up forever.  It was at this point in time that I found out I could do something even cooler than just Teleporting myself.  I swapped places with the bug pony.  She was now standing where I was and I’m now standing where she was.  Sword drawn I continue the fight where she left off.

(troll)  Buster?  Can you hear me in there?

(Buster)  it’s so cold…  And it’s…..  So dark.

(troll)  shit even you’re a zombie.  I said glancing away one of his blows.

(Buster)  troll…..  Please help…..  This is not death……  Death is warm….  Death is kind….  This is cold.

I didn’t really know what to make of what he said.  The only thing I knew was that I’d have to kill him before I can worry about anything else.  I tried my best to help fight him but it wasn’t like with Pone.  For some reason his movements were not slowed.  If anything he was a better fighter now than when he was alive.  The fight reached on for what I think was about 10 minutes.  We’re constantly swinging our swords on another only to have the meat in the middle.  However I was tiring out it seems that in his undead state Buster had an unlimited pool of energy.  He wasn’t even breathing heavy.

(Buster)  don’t worry troll…….  Death feels good…..  Death is released from torture……..  But…..  Then it’s got cold…….  And you’ll be pulled back………  It’ll be so dark.

(troll)  yes well I’m not about to die yet I said swinging my sword with all my might.  However he managed to block the below it seemed where a perfect match I thought the fight would never end.  Just when I thought I was going to give out and he would most certainly finish me a soared burst and from his chest spraying me with freezing cold blood.  It was that bug pony she managed to jam the sword through his chest.

(troll)  good job I said to the strange bug pony.

As Buster fell to the ground I finish the job by slicing open his head and spelling out his brains.  The bug pony seem to be all right but she could barely stand.

(troll)  take it easy.  Pie said concerned.  Come on I will take you to the hospital.

(chrysalis)  no!...  No do not do that.  Just take me back to your house and don’t let any pony seem me.  She ordered.

(troll)  what?  It could be hurt we have to make sure you’re not….  She then cut off my sentence.

(chrysalis)  shut up and do as I say.  For saving me you will have a great reward but for now do as I say.  As she said this her horn began to glow of little and a green tint went over my eyes.

Now I do not realize it at the time but this was her attempt at enslaving me.  Neither of us knew it at the time but I’m quite resilient to magical suggestion.  So it didn’t work.

(chrysalis)  good.  You’ll make a good servant.  Pick me up and carry me back your house.  Remember no pony can see me.

I did is she asked not because I was being forced to but because I was afraid there something I wasn’t understand and I figured it would be better for it all to be revealed later.  O in just say no she was fucking heavy.  Her skin was slimy and wet.  I didn’t know they had ponies like this but I guess they do?  She was about as large as the princess maybe bigger I couldn’t quite gage it.  But judging from the horn in wings I assumed she was some kind of royalty like cadence. So I assumed I should do whatever she tells me to.

When we arrived at my home the lights were off this end up a red flag in my mind I ever turn the lights off.  The only ones I never known to turn the lights off or ponies.  Then I remembered for fluttershy said just as pinky pie planned.  And she did read a book on how to surprise people.  Something tells me there are ponies in my house.

(troll)  hey you said not to let any pony see you right?

(chrysalis)  yes that’s right no pony can see me.  She said

(troll)  well it’s my belief that there ponies in my home all have to lower you into the basement and come get you mean I get them to leave.  As I said this I switched to my shovel and pick and dug a small hole into the basement of my home.  No pony was down there as this was the place where so many chickens met their death earlier this day.  Stay down here and I’ll be right back as soon as all the ponies leave.  A confuse me as to why she wouldn’t want the ponies to see her but I thought it better not to ask.

I quickly said it work climbing through the whole back outside and then filling it back in.  Preparing myself I then looked at myself I was covered in blood and as quite obvious I’d been in a very rough fight.  I suppose it’s OK if I tell them about brain Buster I only have to leave out that bug pony.  Looking into my inventory I saw that I was now carrying a book brain Buster must’ve dropped it I was so distracted again even notice it popped into my inventory.  The book in hand and then walked to the door.

(every pony)  surprise!!!!

(troll)  what is every pony doing in my house?  The ponies did not even notice my question they merely gasped at the site of all the blood of me.

(pinky pie)  troll what happened?  Fluttershy told us about the dragons then I thought you’re only going back to look for more pieces of meat?  Are you OK?

(troll)  yes pinky pie I’m fine I then told them about brain Buster leaving out the bug pony I showed them the book he dropped.  It was a research book I’d always known him to carry one around with him It explained That herobrine was indeed the cause for which was happening in my world.

(pinky pie)  oh no this party is ruined.  No pony can have any fun at all.  She said sadly.

(troll)  don’t worry pinky pie all naked up to you tomorrow that’s will be our day together I promise.  I was trying to rush things remembering the request the bug pony asked me.  Well you guys the fight really took it out of me I guess I should get some rest.  Of course just as I expected cadence agreed.

(cadence)  you heard him he says he’s tired come on every pony we need to leave him alone so he can sleep.  She said pushing every pony out the door.

I had to wait a few moments to make sure every pony had indeed left.  After realizing they had I went down to the room where it left the bug pony.

(troll)  every pony’s done are you sure you don’t need to go the hospital?  I asked

(chrysalis)  yes I’m sure.  Why did you save me? This question confuse me.

(troll) I’d save any pony.  Why wouldn’t I save you?

(chrysalis)  wait you think I’m a pony?

(troll)  well yes you look like pony.  I said confused.

(chrysalis)  actually now that I have a good look at you you’re not exactly pony either now are you.  She said looking at my hands.

(troll)  if you’re not a pony and what are you?

(chrysalis)  I am a changeling.  My name is chrysalis queen of all changelings.  How could you not know who I am?

(troll)  well I am kind of knew here.  Sometimes things just get past me.

(chrysalis)  big strong and dumb you’ll make a perfect slave.

(troll)  slave?  Who the FUCK are you calling a slave?

(chrysalis)  watch your tone with me……  Wait how did you even do that?

(troll)  do what I asked?

(chrysalis)  how can you take offense to what I say……  It would appear my spell did not take full hold of your mind.  Let me try again.  As she said this her horn flashed in another Karen Hayes went over my eyes.  Now than how to test it?...  Kiss the floor she ordered.

(troll)  no.  Why would I do that?  I really wasn’t connecting the dots yet.  Maybe I was tired.

(chrysalis)  great it seems I’ll have to try some other spell.  She then tried a series of spells on my mind.  Kiss the floor she ordered after each spell but still I can refuse.

(troll)  how long are you going to keep this up?  I said steering of the pony.  As she continued her attempts at controlling me I went ahead and examined her more closely.  This I should not have done.  Remember when I first woke up and I started describing every pony in greater detail.  Well as it turns out now that I’m half pony let’s just say they’re not looking so bad.  As I tried to make sense of the bug pony I could feel the usual feelings that I tried to fight down well up inside me.  As these feelings came to be she glanced up in shock.

(chrysalis)  O hello.  Maybe I don’t need to control your mind.  Say could you please make me up a bed down here that I could sleep on?  She asked

(troll)  sure thing weird bug pony.  Now I know what you’re thinking she just tried to brain wash you and you’re making her up bed?  Well I’m no dumb ass the second I was out of her site I scribbled down everything that happened that day on a piece of paper inflicted into the fireplace.  The princess show me how to do this.  Walking back downstairs with the bed I found she did not fit in it.  She is quite a bit larger than me.  Don’t worry I’ll go get more… be right back.

As I walked back upstairs to grab more beds a letter was waiting for me on the floor.  It explained that she was evil and all the events that took place involving her.  Well now that will do it all.  I will kill that bitch I said to myself.  However as I reach for my sword I realize what value someone evil on our team could bring.  I remember that no pony could throw the switch except for me cadence and shining there was no way that was enough.  I’ll bet that evil pony downstairs could really help us.

Walking back downstairs I plopped two more beds down making one big bed.  While the old bed was won by two blocks this was two by three blocks.  I wonder why didn’t think of that before I thought to myself.  Oh well I suppose no matter how big that bed was I’d still take up the same amount of space.  Walking over to chrysalis I then picked her up and talked are into the bed.  Are you comfortable?  I asked

(chrysalis)  yes I must say your hospitality will be rewarded.

(troll)  don’t become so fond of me just yet I have some bad news and some good news.

(chrysalis)  what she asked looking up at me shocked?

(troll)  well for one I’m not an idiot I can clearly see that you’re up to something so I sent a letter to the princess describing you.  You’re chrysalis queen of the changeling’s.  As I said this she starred in that bed as if trying to move an escape.  Hold up don’t move your far too weak and don’t worry there is some good news.  I’ve decided rather than just killing you were turning you into the princess it would be better to make you do community service.

(chrysalis)  community service?  You’re kidding me right?

(troll)  no I’m not kidding you.  As punishment for being a well……..  For lack of a better term in maniacal bitch I sentence you to community service.  You’re going to help me and the elements of harmony say this world from almost certain destruction.

(chrysalis)  save the world?  This world doesn’t need saving dose it?  She seemed to be confused I guess word hasn’t totally made it around the Grapevine about what all is happening.

I then sat down and explained her who I was and where I was from and everything that was happening.  So you see my queen if you’re willing to become a good guy and help us stop herobrine we’ll erase all your bad deeds from history and consider you a friend rather than enemy.

(chrysalis)  and what if I say no?  What if I still want to be evil?  She asked trying to test the limits of my patients.

(troll)  well queen one if you try to escape and we do beat herobrine I’ll come back and I’ll find you.  Believe me I won’t be as hospitable then.  Two if you escape and we don’t kill herobrine you’ll just die anyway.  So it’s either take the deal or be killed.  Personally I would take the deal.

(chrysalis)  find I’ll be a good guy.  But don’t expect me to like it and don’t expect me to stay good when this is all over.  She said in huff.

(troll)  good I said then I’ll tell the princess everything has been taking care of.  We can talk about the details of everything tomorrow with every pony.  You and me will be spend a day with pinky pie tomorrow.  Be on your best behavior no evil plots to take over pony vill I said jokingly.  Now than which you like something to eat?

(chrysalis)  what?

(troll)  I said would you like something to eat it seem like a pretty easy question to me.  I said flatly.

(chrysalis)  no not what is and what was the question.  Why are you being nice to me if you know I’m evil and you know I hurt ponies?

(troll)  because for the time being you’ve agreed to be the good guy.  So I’m going to treat you like a good pony.  When you’re evil again I’ll treat you as such but until then I’m your humble servant my queen.

(chrysalis)  oh   I really don’t know what to say to that.  But yes I am hungry.  But I don’t know how you’re going to feed me food will not be enough.

(troll)  O yes it said something about you feed off of pony’s emotions in the letter how exactly does that work?  I asked  it really didn’t seem possible to me that emotion could sustain living creature but nothing about this world makes sense to me so I might as well go with it.

(chrysalis)  I feed off of their love and desire so if you can start….  You know loving me that would be great.

(troll)  um…  Not to be rude but how the FUCK am I going to love you?  I’ve only just met you.

(chrysalis)  while I like romance the taste of lust is just a good…  So just think of a few dirty thoughts.

(troll)  hold the phone bug pony.  I’m not into pony’s and furthermore wouldn’t it be weird for you to be in the room on thinking about you that way.

(chrysalis)  when you feed off of pony’s emotions you get used to it.  No one can help what they think.  Frankly I find it quite flattering when some pony once to give me a good bucking.  So go on think to your heart’s content I don’t mind one bit.

(troll)  good but there still one problem I don’t like ponys!  I shouted to her.

(chrysalis)  yes you do.  Maybe you’re still denying it to yourself that I know for a fact you’ve had quite a few dirty thoughts in your mind.  Just make sure to put me in them.  I grew baffled at her statement and tried to insist that I did not like ponys.  Calm down its not that big a deal if you like ponys.  Even I like ponys and I’m a changeling.  You think I haven’t saw a pony I thought was cute and took him home with me to be my next slave?

(troll)  I don’t like ponys why won’t you believe me?  Besides why would I like ponys I’m a human.  As I said this sentence

I realized I was only half human that’s why I was steering at twilight before and that’s why I keep looking at all the ponies so funny.  My pony half was being drawn to them.

(chrysalis)  it would appear you’ve just had some inner breakthrough.  Can you please have it later in just think of something?  I’m kind of hungry.

I was going to respond but I really couldn’t think of anything to say I was speechless.  So I just walked away upstairs.  Scribbling down onto a piece of paper that everything was OK I then tossed it into the fire.  You know it’s weird everything I write is still square and pixilated.  I then received a letter confirming that we would all meet in the morning to talk about the arrangement.  The princess did not seem too enthusiastic about my plan.  Putting the letter away I then grabbed some melon bread and other things I knew ponys eat.  Taken down two chrysalis I built a table next to the bed and placed them on it.

(chrysalis)  how did you build that tables like that?

(troll)  I’ll explain it to you tomorrow.

Chrysalis looked unsure of the square food but eventually she grab something and eat it.

(chrysalis)  mmmmmmm  this is good.  When we kill this herobrine person.  And I do manage to turn into a slave which I will.  You’re going to cook all my meals from then on.

(troll)  you seems so certain that you can turn me into a slave.  How exactly is that done?

(chrysalis)  well their many ways.  The first is to just cast a spell on you to force you to fall in love.  The second is to take the shape of someone that you love and when you grow so weak he could no longer fight it I could then just go ahead and turned back into a changeling and you wouldn’t even know the difference.  The third and by far the hardest is just make you fall in love with the changeling that is me.  Eventually you turn into a slave.

(troll)  why does everything have to end into slavery can’t you just let them be free from your control?  I asked someone disgusted by her.

(chrysalis)  no we can’t help feeding off of the love that throw in our way.  Eventually it makes them week and eventually they will belt before us even if we don’t want them to.  That’s why changeling’s are always thought as evil.  It’s not our fault.  You know many changeling’s don’t like being evil they are honest and good on the inside.  Of course they don’t need ponys very often and they try and limit their slaves to only one or they move from pony to pony never feeding off one long enough to turn them into a slave.

(troll)  if you’re not all evil the why are you?

(chrysalis)  it’s just easier to be evil.  Because all relationships and so one sided many ponies think we forced it on them even if the love started out as an honest the quality.  You know it’s kind of sad I’ve seen many changeling’s that honestly love their slaves and would never do anything to harm them.  I’ve even known changeling’s to try and live in pony village like this but when some pony falls in love with them and is eventually brought to their knees in worship every pony is discussed in the two are driven from the town or worse driven apart in the slave commits suicide.  That’s why it’s just better being evil it hurts less.

I really didn’t know how to respond to that.  Good or evil… kind or meen… criminal or law abiding these should be choices they should never be forced on anyone.

(troll)  well tell me are you evil because you’re evil or are you evil because you have to be…  Because it won’t hurt when ponies turn on you?

(chrysalis)  honestly even I don’t know the answer to that one.  You know I have fallen in love with ponies before.  I ended up outliving the mall of course so now I only have their memories but I did love them.  No pony can say I didn’t no matter how evil I may be.

(troll)  well I’ll make sure every pony noticed your good for right now and will treat us such a pinky pie promise.

(chrysalis)  what is the pinky pie promise?

(troll)  trust me it’s something you can’t break.  I then preceded in performing the pinky pie promise.  Cross my heart and hope to fly stick a cupcake in my eye.

Chrysalis then finished her meal.  When she was done with the last slice of watermelon she looked at me as if expecting something.

(troll)  what are you still hungry?

(chrysalis)  yes but not for food come on just let your mind wander already.

(troll)  I’m sorry I just can’t it’s too weird for me right now can you hold on until I can find some pony who can?

(chrysalis)  no I refuse to hold on any longer I thought those giant metal monsters and it really sapped my energy.  Either you feed me now or take me somewhere I can feed.  I really can’t think of anywhere I could take her.  It was getting late and I was getting tired I didn’t want to spend all night explaining to every pony my decision just to get her a bite to eat.

(troll)  fine I will like you feed off me but I don’t really know where to start.

(chrysalis)  well I’d never been one to be around the bush lean in and I’ll give you something to think about.  After I do this just bring a bed down here in sleep next to me.  I’ll feed off of your fantasy or confused thoughts where of you decide to have.

(troll)  you’re going to give me something to think about?  No way I know which are doing.  When I lean in your going to kiss me or something and I’ll spend the rest of the night thinking about it.

(chrysalis)  yes that was the plan so come on pucker up I’m very hungry.

(troll)  fine but no tongue.  I said trying to keep what little of my mind I had left.

(chrysalis)  no we’re not doing a peck.  We’re doing a smooch big and slimy.  As she said this she leaped off of the bed and wrapped her mouth around mine.  As for tongue force itself down my throat in I think she heaved a big load of her slime into my windpipe my thoughts turn to the horrible incident at pone’s first house.  Of course it wasn’t enough that my conscious mine hated the kiss my subconscious mine absolutely loved it.  The slime tasted sweet like sugar.  I tried to pull away but somehow she had wormed those damn fangs into my mouth pulling out now would result in quite a bit of blood loss.  But eventually she did let me go.

(troll)  we are never doing that again!  In fact we’re never going to talk about that again!  Sure enough despite my conscious mines want to erase the memory my subconscious mind wouldn’t let me think of anything else

Notch damn it I thought myself it was bad enough things are getting weird with ponies.  Now their bug ponies what could possibly be next?  I’d better not think about it don’t want to tempt fate.  When I got my bed and placed in the room I worked up the courage to turn off the lights.

(chrysalis)  good night Mr. Bridge…  Make sure you dream about me.

(troll)  yeah yeah good night to you too.

end of chapter nine

Pinkies New Recipe

My little pony minecraft fan fiction chapter 10 pinkies new recipe

Looking down at my city a saw all the villagers standing at attention.

(troll) what a glorious day.  You there villager how are you?

(the villager)  I’m wonderful my lord all was well in my wife has had a new child however there’s one problem.

(troll)  problem?  What is it?  Maybe I can help.

(the villager)  well my lord…..  Lately it seemed a bit……..  Cold

My eyes shot open…..  Cold…..  Troll I heard my name from behind me.

Turning around I saw Pone, cannibal, Mr. Brown, tank, and brain Buster All of my friends.

(troll)  what are you guys doing here?  I asked the confused by their visit my city.

(trolls friends)  troll it’s so cold….it’s so cold….  Where did you go?   Why didn’t you save us?  …….  Why is it so dark?

(troll)  no…  You’re all……  You’re all…….  You’re all dead…    No…  No….  No…  I repeated as they came courts me.

(trolls friends )  help us.. Troll help us.  They said grabbing onto me.

(troll)  get back.   Get away…  Get away from me…  Get off of me….  Get off of me…

I struggled frantically to get free from their grasp.  There blackened eyes surrounded me their cold touch chilled me to

the bone.  A trade fight back I felt crushed and suffocated until finely my eyes opened.

(chrysalis)  calm down.  It’s OK you were having a bad dream.  Chrysalis said.  Her face filled my vision.  And from the feel of things she was lying on top of me.

(troll)  what…….  Hey why the hell are you on top of me!

(chrysalis)  well after weakest last night he fell asleep I didn’t quite get enough to eat off the thoughts you had right before you went to sleep so I walked over here and laid on top of you.  As I snuggled with you I eat quite a bit of energy.

(troll)  you mean to tell me if I had just gotten in bed with you and hugged you as I slept you could’ve exhorted all the energy you needed?  I said angrily

(chrysalis)  well yes I suppose so.  So I guess that slimy kiss we shared was for no reason….  Sorry.

(troll)  well doesn’t that just figure now could you please get off of me your kind of crushing me.  I said.  She was so large her legs draped over the sides of the bed.

(chrysalis)  well if it makes you feel any better I’ve decided once we kill herobrine and I’m back to my full strength.  I won’t take revenge on you.

(troll)  and why is that?  I said rolling my eyes.

(chrysalis)  besides the food and the fighting i found one more reason to keep you around.  She said looking down.

Yep of course my morning cobblestone was out.  Notch nose what she did to it while I was asleep.  Quickly curling up my legs I planted my two hooves against her chest and kicked her across the room as I said.

(troll)  get the FUCK off of me.

Getting out of bed and swiftly pulled up my pants.  Chrysalis you’d better be on your best behavior today.  It’s going to be hard enough explaining my deal with you to every pony I don’t meet you causing any trouble.

(chrysalis)  find all be on my best behavior.  You know I looked outside before I walked over to you.  In the middle of the night princess luna and princess CelesteTia came down to pony vill.  There’s now a huge shield around your home.

(troll)  well that makes sense.  I read the letter the princess sent me.  You’ve been a very naughty girl it makes sense that they would have every precaution set in place.  Come on we better go calm every pony’s nerves.

As I led chrysalis out my front door I saw that she was correct a giant pink bubble now surrounded my home.  Looking beyond it I saw both the luna and CelesteTia .  They’re surrounded by ponies dressed up in square armor.  Twilight must have given every pony the armor I made.  Flutter shy looked so cute.

(troll)  come on chrysalis let’s go.  I said leading her out the door.

An entire regiment of guards surrounded the bubble.  Of course feeling the need to troll them all I remembered I can Teleport.  Well maybe seeing me have some fun we’ll calm everyone down?  I said to myself.  Teleporting on top of princess luna this time to avoid getting sat on again I asked every pony well as up.

(twilight) what’s up?...  What’s up?...  I’ll tell you what’s up.  You’ve brought a destructive dangerous disagreeable dismissive disorganized dismay to pony vill!

My goodness that was quite a tongue twister twilight just said.  Rainbowdash an apple jack seemed equally displeased.

(apple jack)  I’m all for help in pony in need but she’s plain evil.  The princess showed us your letter explaining what happened.  And the letter saying you ain’t gonna hurt her.  What exactly is your plan may I ask?

(Rainbowdash)  that changeling deserves the good hoof to the head for everything she’s done!

(troll)  now every pony calm down as I’m sure you’ve read the letter she’s agreed to assist us.  Don’t worry I will keep a close eye on her I promise.

(rarity)  I must say this doesn’t sound like a good idea at all she said waking her hair back.

(cadence)  that evil pony almost ruined my wedding night and almost took over a equestria no way we can trust her.

(shining armor)  I agree troll we need to put her in the dungeon there’s no way she’s going to help us.

All the ponies were quite excited.  Many of them had a look of pure hatred on their faces.  I had no idea how was going to convince them.

(troll)  now now every pony.  I’ve already made the decision.  She will help us.  I said hopping off of luna.

(princess CelesteTia)  no!!!  She is going to be punished for what she’s done.  Troll you’ve shown me a great error in judgment this day.  Now move aside and I’ll do what must be done.  The princess then lowered the shield and in her horn towards chrysalis who was standing on the other side in front of my house.

(chrysalis)  troll I’m guessing everything’s not going so smoothly?

(princess CelesteTia)  the quiet!  As princess I hereby Decree you are to be sentence to the maximum punishment of equestrian law!!!

(troll)  now princess can’t we talk about this?

(the princess)  no…  My decision is final be quite and there’ll be no repercussion for your help in her.

Now I was nice right up into this point.  She may have been the princess but she had no control over me.  As her horn began to glow brighter and brighter I Teleported and only one second before it shot out at chrysalis I appeared in front of it.  Grasping the princess’s horn I stop the magic cold.

(troll)  that’s enough!!!  Princess I will remind you I’m your only hope at saving this world.  And even if I wasn’t I’m not under your jurisdiction.  If anything I’m a foreign diplomat.  Now I only say this once….  She is to help us!!!!  That is my decision and it is final!!!  Unless of course you think you can take me on.

Every pony gasped and was now on the ground.  I knew I was in trouble but I had to stand my ground.

The princess was not pleased that all by my standing up to her.

(the princess)  troll move aside right now.  You’ve just earned yourself two days of being sat on unless you want a real punishment move aside!  She said I swear I could feel the heat from her breath.

(troll) my apologies princess but I refuse.  I stayed my ground firm and let go of the princess’s horn.

As the princess charged up another blast I pulled my hands up into fists and was ready.  As she shot out the second blast towards the queen I smacked it away.  It flew up in the air and was never seen again.  Redirecting such powerful magic burned my hand and I wasn’t quite a bit of pain from doing it but I still stood my ground.

(troll)  princess you’re making me mad.  I told you this is my decision and it is only mine to make.  As I looked back I could see chrysalis was shaking in fear.

(the princess)  troll I promise you there will be repercussions for your actions.  The princess’s horn began to glow once more this time not aimed for chrysalis but me.

(troll)  princess I’ve told you now this is my last warning.

(luna)  sister stop.  Luna said.  Real stopped and looked at her.

(CelesteTia)  what shortly you do not agree with him?

(luna)  sister everyone deserves a second chance.  Even me and even her.

This statement stop the princess cold all her anger when to sadness as she looked at her sister.

(CelesteTia)  very well as you wish my sister.  But troll do not think you’re not going to be punished for this she said raising her hoof upped my face.  Her hoof was bigger than my head so it kind of blocked my vision.  You will be punished after you defeat herobrine she said pushing down on my nose and then walking away.

All the ponies turned away and walked off in a huff.  The crowd cleared and soon the only ones left was me chrysalis and pinky pie.

(troll)  pinky what are you still doing here?

She did not answer me she only asked.

(pinky)  what did you promise exactly?

(troll)  O I promised her that so long as she was helping us and behaved we would not treat her like she was evil.  So long as she acts good will treat her as such.

Pinky pie serious face then broke into a smile.

(pinky)  yah that means I have two new friends to welcome today.  I never got to give you a proper welcome and my less party was ruined so here it is.

She then pull up a strange cart and pressed a button on the side of it.  The cart opened up and out popped musical insurance confetti and flags.  As it started playing music pinky broke into song.

Welcome welcome welcome…  I say welcome to you…  Welcome welcome welcome…  I say how do you do.  As she continued the song and dance both me and chrysalis looked at each other not really knowing what to make of it.  Finally the song came to an end.  Two pony vill today!!!  Pinky saying as she slid in front of us.

(troll)  well done pinky pie I said clapping.

(pinky)  think you troll.  She then walked over to chrysalis.  It’s nice to meet you we’re going to be best friends she said jumping up in holding her.

(chrysalis)  what?  You mean after everything I’ve done and everything use you saw today you’re actually going to do is troll has asked?

Pinky pie merely nodded yes as she squeezed tighter.  Small tears formed in the corner of chrysalis’s eyes.

(chrysalis) your….  You’re not just saying that.  You’re being sincere I can taste it.  You really want to be my friend.  You really want to be friends with a changeling.  She said finally hugging pinky pie back.

(troll)  I sighed…  Now that’s cute.  Slimy but cute…  So pinky pie what did you have planned for today?

(pinky)  well I don’t think every pony will want to have a party right now so I guess you can just help me bake cupcakes.  She said happily.

She then led us to the bakery in which she works.  Mr. and Mrs. Cake were very displeased with chrysalis’s arrival.  They grabbed their children and left as soon as we got there.

(pinky)  I’m so happy you too can be my official cupcake tasters.  She said with glee.

(chrysalis)  that sounds easy.  Of course the food I am used to tasting is changeling food I’m not quite use to pony baked goods.  I only eat them when I’m disguised as a pony.

(pinky)  “: gasped:” that’s right you are a changeling!  That gives me a great idea wait right here I’ll be back in a few minutes.  She then rushed off into the kitchen and we could hear the clatter of pands being shuffled about.

As we sat at the table I looked over to see that chrysalis was steering off into space.  She must have been deep in thought.

(troll)  is something wrong?  I asked

(chrysalis)  no nothing’s wrong.  Nothing is wrong at all.  I was just thinking….  About you standing up to the princess for me.  Thank you.

(troll)  O it was nothing.  You kept your end of the bargain so I’ll keep mine.

(chrysalis)  no she said reaching the hoof out and putting it on to my hand.  Thank you for believing that I deserve a second chance.

As she looked me I really felt moved.

(troll) it’s either you’re very good at faking emotions they’re really not that evil as everyone thinks.  Tell me exactly what was your plan for when you took over equestria?

(chrysalis)  well…  That was a major desperation move on my part.  My people’s numbers grew far too large and it became too difficult to survive as mere scavengers.  The plan was not actually my idea.  It was a group process that made the final result.  The plan was once we take over equestria to enslave all of the ponies.  We would then control when they breed and who they give love to.  The debates on whether or not to do the plan lasted for months.  Many changelings absolutely were appalled by the idea of forcing slavery on any pony.  But others saw it as the only feasible option.  Honestly you must believe me when I say once all the ponies would be controlled we would make sure that they would not suffer.  In fact I would’ve done everything with my power to make sure they stayed happy.

(troll)  that still sounds pretty bad.  What exactly happens to a pony when they become a slave?  I asked

(chrysalis)  it’s really not as bad as it sounds.  All that happens is the unicorn lose their ability to do magic a pig uses will not be able to fly as fast and birth ponies will become extremely lethargic.  Other than that they stay very much the same...  And of course they lose the ability to defy their lover.  Other than that they’re very much the same pony.

Just then we heard the bell rang.  In entered two ponies.

(bonbon)  come on lyra you have to hurry.  I want to get back home as soon as possible.  The pony said as she walked in the door.

(lyra)  well I’d like kissing you two but why are you in such a rush?

(bon bon)  no it’s not that.  I don’t want the out in open with the queen of….  Of….  Of….  Of……  She trailed off as she looked at chrysalis.

(lyra)  bon what’s the matter.  You look like you seen a ghost…..  Ghost……  Ghost…….  Ghost……

O man I thought.  The repeating themselves.  That always happens right before someone’s about to freak out.  I predict they’ll run out of your screaming in exactly three…  two…  One.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The two ponies screened as they’re left at a furious pace.  Looking over at chrysalis I saw it really hit her deep to see that happen.

(troll)  are you OK?

(chrysalis)  yes I’m fine….  You get used to that once it happens a few times.

(troll)  don’t worry every pony just needs to know the real you…  Well the release you that’s not trying to enslave everyone.

Just then pinky pie walked back in.  She was holding a tray covered by the Silver dome.

(pinky)  chrysalis my new friend.  I’ve made these new cupcakes just for you.  I name from the chrysalis.  They’re baked with love.

Now when she said eight with a love I thought she was just joking or trying to be poetic.  But as she put the trade on the table and lifted up the silver dome I saw that the cupcakes were pink and floating.  That’s right floating the baked goods hovered about half their own height off the table.  Pinky then tilts the tray causing the hovering cupcakes to glide through the air to us.

(troll)  those things are floating!  What the hell did you put in them?  I asked stunned.

(pinky)  I put my love into them go on try one.

Both me and chrysalis looked at each other not really knowing what to do.

(troll)  well chrysalis you’re the changeling and therefore the foremost expert on love.  I said tapping one of the cupcakes causing it to hover over to her.  Chrysalis hesitated but eventually picked up the cupcake with her magic and took a bite.

(chrysalis)  mmmmmmm…  Oh my goodness these are great!  She said.  There filled with love their actually filled with love I can taste it.  How the hell did you fill these things with your love that doesn’t seem possible?

(pinky)  that is the pinky pie secret.  But don’t worry chrysalis I’ll make as many as you like.  She said with a smile.

I eventually broke down and picked up one of the strange cupcakes.  Taking a bite to I found it was one of the most delicious things I never eat.  And for some reason it made me feel happy.  Can’t really explain it must be the love.

Just then we all heard of bell ring once more.  In walked Twilight followed by the others.  They did not look as angry.

(troll)  hey twilight.  I said smiling.  She did not respond every pony merely gathered around chrysalis.  Cadence walked straight up to her and looked her dead in the eye.

(cadence)  every pony talked it over.  We will trust you.  But one slip up…  One misdeed…  One mistake and you’ll wish you’d been born.  She said with some form of anger in her voice.

(chrysalis)  so…?...  So you forgive me?  Chrysalis asked.

(cadence)  yes.  I forgive you.  As she said this chrysalis burst into tears and threw herself around cadence.

(troll)  the cuteness it’s too much I must look away.  I said she’ll than my eyes.

(pinky)  see every pony it’s always better to be a friend and enemy.  She then gasped and realization.  Now that every pony is here let’s throw a party!!!  Pinky pie had been trying to throw a proper party ever since I first arrived I figured I might as well appease her.

(troll)  OK pinky pie let’s do it.

The party was great every pony tried the mysterious floating cupcakes and every pony managed to talk to chrysalis and get to know her better.  me and Rainbowdash had several arm wrestling contests.  All of which I won.

Write about the time when the sun went down cadence got an evil little idea to miss shining.  She asked chrysalis to turn into her the two cadences then played a game of messing with shining armor trying to get him to kiss one of them.  Even I don’t know which one was the real cadence.  Halfway through the game they both moved in because the sides of his face this caused him to move back and unfortunately both cadence is had their eyes closed.

Smooch

(cadence#1)  oh my goodness we just kiss?

(cadence#2)  I think so…  O well nothing wrong with kissing yourself she said as they both began kissing each other again.

(shining armor)  I can’t tell if this is a dream come true or a nightmare!!!  He screamed trying to stop his two wives from kissing each other.  Looking on is horrible situation I burst out laughing.  And for a moment in this pony world…  This round strange world things got perfect and I was happy.  Of course you know what this means for me nothing can be perfect.

TROOOOLLLL!!!!!!  We heard from outside.

Getting up we all walked out the door and into the dark of the night.

(troll)  oh my notch…  Oh my notch its tank…  We’re dead we are so dead!

(tank)  troll…  My master herobrine bids you a wish of death.

(twilight)  troll who is that.

(troll)  that is a friend of mine named tank.  Every pony stay back and let me take care of this he’s way too strong for any of you…  He’s way too strong for me.

To give you a better idea of tanks strength let me tell you about him.  Every single day he wakes up and walks in one direction that he decides a random.  He walks straight to wherever the hell he wants and kills anything that tries to stop him.  I once saw him ride a spider.  No settle or anything he just forced it to the ground in hopped on.  His skin was simple just a purple shirt and red pants nothing special.  But boy oh boy his weapon was definitely something special.  He was the only hero who didn’t carry a soared or bow.  Instead he preferred a diamond block on the end of two fence posts.  The mighty hammer was impossible for anyone but him to left.  I tried once but I never even got it to budge.

(tank)  I don’t know what everyone’s griping about it’s not cold it all.  He said lifting his mighty hammer up into the air.

Seeing that we were getting ready for a fight it took off my backpack and said it onto the ground.

(troll)  every pony grabbed their armor and swords!  I shouted to the ponies.  As I pulled out my own sword.

(tank)  let’s see what you got little man he said bashing his hammer to the ground sending up a torrent of dust.

I then charged him attempting to slash him through the chest however his fist stopped me in midair as a grasped my arm.  He then made short work of throwing me quite some distance.  I broke through the roof on top of a well and fell inside.  I never hit the water though as I use my newfound powers to get out.

(troll)  OK now I’m mad I said as I pulled out my bow.  I then took aim and fired an arrow.  As it impacted tank exploded however as the dust cleared a saw it was less than affective.  O blocks

(tank)  you think I’m alone?  Guess again.  Soldiers attack!!!!!  He screamed

From the shadows emerged a flood of zombies and noobs carrying sorts.  As they all amassed in such numbers their combined breath filled the air was thick fog.  I ready myself for their attack taking of fighting stance and pointing my sword forward.  But then blast of confetti filled my vision and cobblestone block flew through the air decimating their numbers.

I looked over to see pinky pie sitting on top of the pink cannon.

(pinky pie)  no big meanie is going to hurt pinky pie as friends she said as she fired another block of cobblestone.

(troll)  good job pinky you ponies handle the zombies in noobs I will take care of tank.  Now I take care of him I mean get this not be out of me.  I tried everything I tried my Teleportation slash and I tried my arrows but he was so strong he managed to deflect dodge or withstand all of them.  It seemed as if every time I tried to charge it would only take one hit but that giant as hammer to send me flying back.

It was quite the battle blasts of magic flying through the air the sound of sword sitting against each other as Rainbowdash an apple jack took care of noobs.  And of course pinky’s cannon fire decimating their numbers.  I must say I had quite a bit of fun ignoring the pounding I got from tank.

(troll)  come on take is that all you got?  I said as he smacked me through a building.

Eventually the sound of the battle died down and as I looked around I saw the only enemy left was tank.  All the others laid spread across the battlefield dead.  I guess those ponies can fight.  I thought myself as I tried to fend off another one of tanks attacks.  It was clear tank was more than a match for me.

(troll)  pinky you have any surprises in that cannon?  I asked hoping she could end the fight.

(pinky)  do I?  One shot of bad guy stopping royalty in coming!!!  She shouted as the cannons fired.  From the can and out popped not cobblestone or confetti but none other than queen chrysalis who is not exactly thrilled about being used for ammunition.

(chrysalis)  pinnnnnkyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!  She screamed as her horn caused tanks head to become decapitated from his body.

Soon the battle was over.  Cadence tended to every pony’s bumps and bruises.  I built a crematorium to assist in the disposal of all the bodies.  As I looked up when I was done building in I noticed all the windows in pony vill were open and ponies heads were sticking out looking down onto the scene.  As we began picking up the remains and throwing them into the crematorium a pony walked up to me.

(the mayor)  hello Mr. Bridge I and the mayor of pony vill.

(troll)  well you’re not the mayor in fact I think most of you are girls.  I said

(the mayor)  no I mean I’m the mayor mayor.

I looked at her confused

(troll)  OK so you’re twice the girl?

(the mayor)  O….  I’m the government’s official in charge of pony vill she said slapping who’ve to her forehead in frustration.  I just wanted to thank you for dispatching those creatures.

(troll)  it was nothing but you should really think chrysalis she’s the one who delivered the final blow to tank.

(the mayor)  very well then attention every pony!  As mayor I say three cheers for chrysalis!

In a flash all the ponies came out of their homes and surrounded chrysalis.

(every pony)  three cheers for chrysalis.  Hip hip…  Hir a.   Hip hip…  Hir a.  Hip hip… Hir a.

Chrysalis seem to be looking her lips apparently the admiration from every pony in pony vill was quite the meal for her.

(pinky pie)  hey every pony?  Do you know what this calls for?

A party!!!

(troll)  O pinky pie.  I said smiling.

End of chapter 10

Learn To Fly

My little pony minecraft fan fiction chapter 11 Learn to fly

The feeling of slime dribbling down my face woke me up that morning.  It was chrysalis… being a changeling meant her body excreted the slimy substance especially from the holes in her legs.  Unfortunately for me though every pony was getting used her I was still the only one she could drain emotion off of.  Even more unfortunate though I liked her as a friend she required more than friend feelings come out of me.  I could not produce these feelings honestly so she artificially made them simply by touching me.  As she lied next to me during the night quite a bit of slime moved off of her body and on to me.

(troll) man this stuff is disgusting I said.  Now even though I said it was disgusting in truth I actually did quite like the taste of it…  But I’m still trying to deny that to myself.

(chrysalis)  good morning.  I can tell you slept well.  You dreamed about me the whole night She said smiling.

(troll)  yes well you need to find some pony who will let you feed off and willingly.  Other than me that is.

(chrysalis)  fine I will try.  But I like harvesting energy from you.  I’ve become quite fond of you.  You’re eating meat makes me feel less guilty about sucking the emotions out of every pony until they are nothing more than a drooling slave.

(troll)  I’m not sure whether or not be flattered by that?

(chrysalis)  you feel whatever the hell you want.  it really doesn’t matter to me in the end you’ll be all mine.  She said with a smile.

(troll)  yes well…  I’ll deal with you after I deal with herobrine I said playfully.  Say shouldn’t I have felt some kind of a fact to your constant draining of my love as you call it?

(chrysalis)  yes actually I noticed you are quite resilient.  I can’t seem to drain off emotion fast enough to induce mind control.  But I’m sure eventually you’ll be licking the slime off my legs I just have to be patient.

(troll)  what the FUCK?  I’d never do that even if I was your slave.

(chrysalis)  you say that now but just you wait she said with a smile.  As for the finding a different person to feed off of I have several ponies in mind I’m going to try them out today.  Don’t worry I know the rules don’t drain a pony so much that they are negatively affected and only do it if they let me.

(troll)  it’s good to see that you’re so compliant.  But that’s probably because of the whole I’d kill you if you didn’t thing isn’t it?

(chrysalis)  you got that right.  Though I must say I’m really enjoying being around every pony as a friend.  It really makes life more fun plus my original plans to kidnap ponies from pony vill have been changed to something so much better.

(troll)  and once that?  I asked concerned

(chrysalis)  well I was talking to every pony last night at pinky pie’s party I learned about creatures called diamond dogs apparently there a big problem here in pony vill.  The mayor said I can bring watched as many as I want and send them home to my changeling’s.  Don’t worry I’m only sending them to changeling how i know will treat them well.

(troll)  you’re so weird your good….  But you’re evil?  I said scratching my head.

(chrysalis)  well we are who we choose to be but we’re also bound by what nature makes us.

(troll)  well cadence and Rainbowdash are going to teach me how to fly today so do try and stay out of trouble.  By the way who are the ponies you plan on feeding off of?

(Chrysalis)  O you’ll get a kick out of this she said with an evil smile.  Charliee, a pony named derby and the mayor if you can believe it.  I really have my hopes pinned on Charliee though.

(troll)  I know I’m going to regret asking but why?

(chrysalis)  all the other ponies promised close friendship which is good it’s like a nice little snack.  Charliee wanted Romantic role playing. Which is like a full course dinner and with my shape shifting abilities will be quite fun.

(troll)  normally I be disgusted by what you just said but honestly at this Point I don’t care.  Have fun chrysalis I’m going to go learn how to fly.

(chrysalis)  by troll she said watching me leave.

As I walk to Rainbowdash’s house I cannot help but to turn my thought to what chrysalis would be doing with miss Charliee.  Of course my conscience quickly took hold and attempted to smack down the thoughts.

(trolls conscience)  no.  I thought we’re over this before you maybe half a pony but there still off the menu buddy.

Sometimes this body really annoys me.  The cool new abilities and new body overall was great and everything but the physical attraction to ponies was really starting to great on my nerves.  No sure I know I’m supposed to care more about what’s on the inside them what’s on the outside but it’s just too weird to think of me you know being that way with any of them.  I’d rather stay friends and leave it at that.

Eventually I arrived at Rainbowdash’s house.  It was made of clouds… really strange.  Not because it was floating in the air of course I was used to that we had those kinds of houses all the time back home.  What was really strange was that Pegasus could walk on clouds back home you need a very special enchantment to do it.  Looking up I saw cadence and Rainbowdash talking to each other.

(troll)  hey there girls are you ready to teach me?  I asked

The two ponies flew down to greet me.

(rainbow)  sorry troll will have to postpone your lesson.  There’s a slight problem at clouds dale.  Apparently some of the Wells they harvest water from have been damaged and they must dig new ones.  We’re going to see what we can do to help if the Wells are not done to the media elite equestrian will experience a horrible drought.

(cadence)  which you like to come and help us?  She asked

(troll)  cadence rainbow…  Do you see this cutie mark I said pointing to my flank.  I can dig a well faster than you can fly through the air.  Take me to where they’re digging the Wells.  I’ll finish the job before they even think of starting it.

The two ponies looked at me I guess they doubted my abilities to dig.  With a sigh that flew off for the dig site.  I of course tell ported after them because I did not know how to fly.  Cool thing I learned I can walk on clouds.  Maybe I don’t need to learn how to fly especially if I can just Teleport from cloud to cloud.  Eventually we arrived at the dig site.  Some big important ponies were there apparently there are these big hotshots known as the thunderbolts.  A crowd of birth ponies was also there helping to take the new wells.

(Troll)  step aside every pony you’re about to see how a well as Doug the right way.  Rainbowdash only rolled her eyes of me.

(rainbow)  I know you’re good at building houses but come on this is digging holes?

(Cadence)  exactly what do you plan on doing?  She asked with a world of her eyes.

(Troll)  well then why don’t I show you all.  I then stood up and announced…  Every pony have a seat and learn from an expert how to dig a hole.

Some of the ponies known as the thunderbolts flew over to me.

(The thunderbolts)  my my who is this hotshot?  We’re not doing any fancy competition were just digging holes?

(troll)  just digging holes?  O my dear where I come from digging holes is a competition.  Now have a seat next my friend Rainbowdash here and watch how it’s really done.  I then checked where they want the first well to be dug and I started to sing…

(troll)  * I’m a pony and I’m digging a hole…  Diggy diggy whole…  I’m digging a hole.*

Dirt flew past my vision and soon I was down to a stone layer beyond that I even hit a small vein of coal and soon I was so deep down I had to stop digging for water began to flood all around me.  Teleporting out of the whole I then looked to see a crowd of shocked ponies.

(cadence)  how?.....  You just dug that entire hole by yourself in only……..  I don’t even know.

(rainbow)  it would’ve taken us at least half the day to finish that well and I think you dug it twice as deep as it was supposed to be.

(spit fire)  my goodness…  Your people must be very good at digging what was that song you are singing?

(troll)  O just something I picked up from my days as a noob.  A very famous dwarf used to sing at all the time when he dug.  There’s never a digging competition where that song doesn’t play in his honor.

(cadence)  well if you dig the other four Wells we can teach you fly right now.  She said with a shocked expression on her face.

(troll)  cool.  Well then I’m off.  Clearing my throw at them set back to work.  * I’m a pony and I’m digging a hole*  I sang as I finished the other four holes.

When I finished the wholes I found that all the ponies with the exception of spitfire Rainbowdash and cadence had left.  Apparently I was digging so fast there was no need for them to help.  Climbing out of the last hole I then walked over to spitfire.

(troll)  all done all be going now rainbow here is going to teach me how to fly.

(spitfire)  thanks…  You know I could teach you a thing or two she offered.  She then looked at Rainbowdash.  What you say mind if I be your assisting teacher?..

Rainbowdash’s eyes seem to begin to sparkle as her chest began to make strange movements and she was mumbling under her breath something I believe to be…  Oh my gosh…  Oh my gosh…

(rainbow)  of course you can all we have to do is catch he when he falls.

(cadence)  OK troll now don’t push yourself too hard…  OK?

(troll)  fine I won’t push myself.  I lied the second they told me how to fly I planned on doing something crazy did not know what though.

Cadence then explain me the basic motion you need to do to fly it was pretty simple.  Stretching out my wings I gave them a flap and lifted me into the air.

(troll)  cool.  I then thought of awaited troll cadence she’s very overprotective of me.  Something about accidentally mutating me into a pony creature made her feel Responsible or maybe somehow connected to me.  I plan on using it to my advantage.  I flew up as high as I could.

(cadence)  OK troll that’s a little too high come back down.  She said taking into the air.

I then couldn’t help myself I think when I was doing was a dramatization of a heart attack but I really don’t know.  As I fell through the air forms the ground cadence gave a little screen as she tried to rush over and save me.  I think Rainbowdash and spitfire could see straight through me as they didn’t react all.  Inches before I hit the ground I Teleported onto cadence is back.

(troll)  something wrong mommy?  I asked in my most smart ass voice.

(cadence)  that wasn’t funny!  That wasn’t funny at all.  Don’t ever worried me like that again!

Rainbowdash burst out laughing and spitfire seem to be muffled in her laughter.

(troll)  come on cadence.  When are you going to realize there’s no point in babying me?

(spitfire)  that was pretty awesome I did not know you can Teleport.

(Rainbowdash)  hey I bet you could do a sonic rainboom.  She said with excitement in her voice.

(troll)  what is that?  I asked

(spitfire)  a sonic rainboom…  I’ve never seen one.  I heard one happened but I was unconscious at the time.  Can you really just do it right here in now?

(rainbow)  usually I need to warm up first but I think I have one in me.  She said as she took to the sky.

(troll)  I really like to know what the sonic rainboom is already?

(cadence)  O you’ll like this.  She did one at my wedding it was great.

We all looked into the sky as rainbow flew past.  She went faster and faster until…

Booooom

A rainbow appeared through the sky as a loud bang was heard.

(troll)  holy Molly that was awesome.  Say spitfire I bet we all be very good at a race?  I proposed

(spitfire)  O you’re on are you in cadence?

(cadence)  OK I suppose there’s no harm in it.

(spitfire)  hey rainbow shield up.  You want to race?

(rainbow)  O yeah…  You’re all going down.  She said

After a small breather so that every pony was equally rested we lined up at a starting line and agreed on a Finnish Point.  I could feel the competitiveness in the air but this was only one more chance to troll all the ponies.  Looking on at the finish line I got my game face on.  You’re going down Rainbowdash to taunted.

(rainbow)  we’ll see about that…  You ready spitfire?

(spitfire)  yeah I’m ready.

On your mark….  Get set….  Go!!!!

The three ponies were off leaving me in the dust.  Not because I was flying slowly but because I was in flying at all I was sitting on the cloud totally relaxed.  It would appear that all forgotten I can Teleport I’ll tell them when they finish the race.  I then looked at the cloud curiously…  I wonder?  I said to myself.

Punching cloud I found something that was just awesome.  I could harvest cloud blocks.  O hell yeah I said to myself.  I quickly went to work building me a little cloud fort.  Poking my head out I saw they were half done with the race.  I’ll give them a bit longer.  Back to playing in my fort.  While every pony was racing I was learning about clouds.  When I jiggled them is seen to rein.  And when I squeeze them I could force the lighting.  O hell yeah.  I get a cloud fort…  Suck it bitches I said to people who were not there.  Poking my head back out of the fort I saw they’re almost done with the race.  OK I said time to go.

Focusing my hardest I teleported me and my little fort to the finish line.

(rainbow)  what the?  How did you….  O you can Teleport.  I should’ve known you’d have something up your sleeve.

(spitfire)  how did you get that fort so square?  She asked

(troll)  O everything is square with me.

(rainbow)  no fair that’s cheating.  She said accusingly.

(troll)  in what way?  You never said I couldn’t.  We actually never agreed on any rules we only said get to the finish line in I did.  I even managed to find time to build this little fort….  Which is awesome I said pulling my head back into the clouds.

I then heard a shocked gasp coming from cadence.

(cadence)  troll ignore you’re fort we’ve got trouble.  She said pointing off into the distance.

I popped out of my little fort and looked at what she was pointing too.  I saw several pony shaped figure’s being chased from what I believe to be heroes like myself.  O man there’s more of them.  There’s no time to get the others.  Spitfire can you fight?  These creatures must be killed immediately.

(spitfire)  OI can fight.  Come on let’s go some pony up there is in danger.  We all then flew to the rescue.

Upon arrival I could see who the ponies were in danger.  It was chrysalis once more.  She was trying hardest to fight off the offending heroes but they’re beginning to wear her down.  She also was accompanied but when I believe to be other changeling’s.  This must’ve been where they were capturing diamond dogs.  Sure enough I was correct several brainwashed dogs burst it out and attacked the heroes however there quickly knocked down and out.

(troll)  every pony in changeling regroup!  I ordered firing an arrow into the crowd of heroes.

(rainbow)  who are these guys troll?  How do we fight them?  She asked

(troll)  I don’t know too much smoke I can’t see them.  I said squinted my eyes.  However as the smoke cleared I saw what they were…  Red shirts black pants and a black hat.  O shit not these guys.  There’s no way I could remember all of their names selling nearly called them the Russians.  They were quite famous both for fighting and entertainment everything was a party with them.  I had no idea how we’re going to fight them all off.  A crowd of mobs this big would be no problem.  But these were heroes very skilled and very good at fighting.  I needed to think of a way to outsmart them assuming there are a brain’s left in their body to think with.

A few of them shot arrows at us.

(troll)  look out every pony dodge them!  I screamed.

Cadence did better than that she may a shield that not only blocked all the rows but repelled them back at our opponents.

(spitfire)  troll we can win this let’s just attack.

(troll)  if you think so spitfire every pony and changeling attack!  Cadence dropped the shield and we all attacked however a few changeling’s were injured along with one dog and I was forced to call another retreat behind cadence is shield.

(cadence)  we have to figure out a way to beat them or we’re done for.

(chrysalis)  my changeling’s are you all right?  Troll there’s no way I’m putting my subjects at risk like that again please tell me you have a better idea?

I thought for a moment….  What was the thing the Russians cannot resist.  An idea then popped into my head.  O I hope this works I said pulling out something from my inventory.  Oh well I have to try something.  They may be dead but there still the Russians.

(troll)  cadence drop the shield I ordered.  When she did I ran straight into the middle of them and threw down the block I was holding.  With a quick sleight of hand I forced a record into the jukebox I placed.

*hooo hooooooo hoooo  ho*

* The Russian dancing men..  O yes the Russian dancing men..  I’m dancing with this purple hen.  I’ve also got this purple pen*

I couldn’t believe it… It was actually working.  The Russians had lost all interest in killing us and we’re now completely focused on dancing.

(troll)  um OK then….  I guess this well work.  I then handed TNT blocks to all the ponies in changeling’s.  OK every pony start putting down these explosives all where their dancing.  We’ll blow them sky high as soon as the song ends.

The Russians did not even notice what we’re doing there were so focused on dancing.  They’d always been known for dancing but I never knew Exactly how much it takes control of them.   Take that herobrine your superseded by the dance.

When we’re done placing the TNT blocks we all backed up faraway.

(chrysalis)  I can’t believe this is going to work.  She said laughing at the strange Russian dancing.

(spitfire)  troll is every day in your world like this?

(troll)  honestly no I always thought it was a pony thing.  Oh well.  Goodbye Russians I said hitting the switch.

Booooom!!!!

You know there something about blood and guts sparkle into the air in a giant mushroom cloud that makes me want to vomit.  Don’t know why.

(chrysalis)  finally I’m way behind in what I wanted to do today.  My changeling’s can you please escort the rest of the diamond dogs back home.  I’ve got an appointment with a nice teacher pony I really do not want to be late to.

(changeling # 1)  yes my queen.  Right away.

(changeling # 2)  by grandma.

(troll)  did that little changeling just call you grandmother?

(chrysalis)  yes so?  She asked.

(Troll)  We’ll are you his grandmother?

(chrysalis)  well yes I’m the grandmother mother or great grandmother to most of the population.  why the hell do you think I’m their queen?

(troll)  so for the past two days I’ve been getting fondled by a grandmother in my sleep….  Figure’s.

(chrysalis)  yes well you have your little moral dilemma.  I’ve got things I still need to do.  By troll she said walking away.

(rainbow)  you know I hope the hell gate is finished soon.  I’ve heard it’s starting to get every pony worried.  Just about every single day we have to fight some kind of monster from your world.

(troll)  I know Rainbowdash but there’s nothing we can do until the gate is finished.  I guess we just have to go back to spending our day together.

(spitfire)  so that’s it that big battle and now you just go back to doing what you’re doing?

(troll)  pretty much.  No point in letting something like this derail my day.

(spitfire)  well no wonder here in all the papers.

(troll)  what?

(spitfire)  you know you’re famous right.  You’ve been the top story of all around equestria.  I was a little bit surprised to see you at the dig site.

(troll)  so I’m famous here.  Funny I don’t feel famous.

We then spent the rest of the day together.  They showed me a few flying tricks.  Unfortunately I got injured and one of them in cadence got very overprotective.  I only huffed in my frustration.  Rainbowdash and spitfire got quite a laugh out of it.

Eventually my day with Rainbowdash came to an end.

(troll)  I must say Rainbowdash.  Spending today with you was really fun.  I don’t think I’ve had this much fun since my noob days back when I use to explore all the caves.  I’ve got to go and make sure chrysalis has not done anything evil.  Spitfire why don’t you and Rainbowdash buy a drink on me.  I said handing them both the bar of gold.

(spitfire)  O a date with Rainbowdash courtesy of the famous troll bridge.  No way am I saying no to that she said putting up her arm around Rainbowdash.  As she turn Rainbowdash gave me a look and whispered something.

(Rainbowdash)  think you…

(troll)  wait…….  What did I just do?...............  Did I just………..

Walking home I ignored that last little incident and thought to myself I hope chrysalis hasn’t done anything stupid.  The ponies don’t care what happened to those diamond dogs but I imagine something happening to the fellow ponies would get her into trouble.  I hope miss cheerily knew what she was getting into.  As I got to my front door I heard a strange sound coming from inside.

“smack”….  “snap”…  “smack”…

(troll)  O great.  This can’t be good I thought to myself.  Walking to the door I then said…

OK chrysalis…..  What…..  Are…….  You……  Do…….ing?

Chrysalis was standing over top of each miss cheerily how was it bound up in countless ropes and bent over what I believe to be a saw horse.  She had with marks all over her flank and had some kind of gag in so she couldn’t speak.

(troll)  what the FUCK!!!!!!  Chrysalis what the FUCK are you doing?

(chrysalis)  oh no….  Troll I did not know you be home so soon.  It’s not what it looks like.

(troll)  chrysalis I have no idea what this looks like….  In fact no pony nose what this looks like.

(chrysalis)  this is miss charlie’s romantic fantasy.  We’re just………..  You know pretending.

(troll)  I sighed I did not want to have anything more to do with the situation.  But unfortunately I knew princess CelesteTia expected me to keep chrysalis inline while she was in equestria.  Fine that’s fine.  I only need to know one thing.  Cheerily please make a muffled screen if you do want chrysalis to do this to you.

(Charliee)   mmmmffffmmmfffmmfmm.

(troll)  that sounds good enough for me.  I said storming into my bedroom.

(chrysalis)  what are you doing?

(troll)  I’m taking my bed with me.  This is my house I built it with my own hands and now I’m leaving.  Have a good night.  I’m going to go stay at twilight’s.  Maybe get to know that little creature known as spike.  By chrysalis by Charlie.  I said shutting the door.

As I left I heard something coming from the room.  Oh notch are they seriously right back at it even after I’ve barged in?

“smack”….  “snap”…  “smack”…

They are…….

End of chapter 11

Day iI The Clouds

My little pony minecraft fan fiction chapter 12 day in the clouds

O my back I said to myself getting out of bed.  Unfortunately on the way to twilight’s eyes seem to have misplaced my bed.  No way in hell was I going back home to get another one.  Unfortunately twilight did not have any beds for me to sleep on so I had to make do with sleeping next to her.  I wish she told me she has a habit of pressing her cold ass hooves on anything that’s warm.  It seemed that every time I was about to get to sleep she pressed one of her cold little feet up against me.  Eventually the cute little pony managed to kick me out of her bed entirely and I may do with sleeping on the floor.

(twilight)  what are you doing down there?  She asked

Looking up I saw twilight steering down at me.

(troll)  the floor is warmer than those little hooves of yours…  Why the hell are they so cold.

(twilight)  O sorry every time I have a sleepover every pony always complains about that.  I don’t really know why they get so cold when I sleep but they do.  She said pressing the cold hoof against my forehead.

(troll)  yes well today as my day was rarity we’re going to clouds dale which you like to come?  It would not take me very long to make another pair of enchanted shoes for you.

(twilight)  you’re going with rarity?!  Today?  Two clouds dale?!  She asked startled.

(troll)  yes she asked me come with her today wait why are you looking at me like that?

(twilight)  troll you now that rarity is unveiling a new fashion line in cloud still today right?  If you go you’ll have to be at the unveiling?

(troll)  why yes she said it was a very big day for her career and she wanted me to be a part of it.  Twilight what exactly is rarity doing?  I asked even more concern than I was before.

(twilight)  well I guess you just have to ask rarity it’s not my place to judge.

(troll)  judge?  Judge what?  Twilight what is about to happen to me.

(twilight)  nothing you’ll be fine.  I must go now I have some things I need to do.  Spike can you go with troll and to give rarity that package she wanted?

OK if my past experiences in pony vill are anything to go on something tells me I’m going to be confronted with some form of crazy shit that’s going to put me way out of my comfort zone.  Oh well I’m sure it’s nothing I can’t deal with.

(spike)  hey troll.  Are you ready to go?  He asked holding a package.

(troll)  yes spike why don’t you hop on and I will Teleport us two rarity’s.

(spike)  oh boy.  He exclaimed jumping onto me.  It won’t hurt well it the first time twilight Teleported me it looked like I’d been through a chimney.

(troll)  oh no it’s still going to hurt like shit.  I said trolling the little dragon.  As he tried to jump from my arms away from the Teleportation I took us all the weight to rarities.

As soon as we arrived into the room I put down spike who thought he was still at twilight’s trying to get away.  He ended up running across the room and face first into Rarity’s flank.  The impact caused rarity to sit down.  I cannot help but laugh seen spike crushed underneath the flake just like I was in cantor lot made me laugh.

(rarity)  oh my goodness spike I’m so sorry.  She said scraping spike off of her flank.

(troll)  pour spike he is so uninformed of my trolling ways.  Hello rarity are you ready to go?

(rarity)  yes I am just after I do this one thing she said grabbing a few items I did not quite recognize and moving them about.  Fashion was quite new to me so I didn’t understand what she was doing.

(spike)  yeah well here’s that package.  I’m going to walk home the last thing I need is to get set on by another pony.  By troll.

(troll)  by spike I said giggling.  Say rarity what exactly are you unveiling in clouds dale?  I asked I was no longer going to leave it chance I had to know.

(rarity)  O nothing really.  It’s just a brand new fashion line I’ve decided to go public with.  A few of the dresses and suits I’ve been making use to be considered controversial.  But I think every pony is passed it and it’s OK for me to display the dresses in my new fashion line.

(troll)  OK I can’t really see white dresses would be controversial but whenever I guess.

(rarity)  say troll bridge darling would you mind doing something for me?

(troll)  what’s that?  I asked

(rarity)  well I’m not the only one who’s going to be displaying new fashion lines.  Your face is kind of big and noticeable right now in equestria.  So would you mind doing a little show in front of every pony to attract more ponies to my booth?

(troll)  shore rarity no problem what do I have to do?

(rarity)  O not much you’ll just have to flex those big muscles of yours.  That should be all you’ll need to do.

(troll)  that does not sound too hard.  So are you ready to go now?  If you are I can just Teleport is straight there.

(rarity)  yes I’m ready.  She said as she walked up closer to me allowing me to put my arm around her.

(troll)  OK then were off I said Teleporting us to clouds dale…  Well I couldn’t make it all the way to clouds dale I had to jump from cloud a cloud to make it all the way.  But it sounds more impressive to say I just took a straight there like a boss.

I must say clouds tail was quite amazing.  Not as good as cantor lot but it was quite a sight to behold.  Rarity seems to be unsure again she was not quite use the shoes I made her yet.  But eventually she did relax enough to walk and we both made our way to where she was unveiling her new fashion line.  It seems to be a giant multipurpose building.  I guess this was some form of fashion convention as there are a lot of ponies there and they’re all very busy huffing around with clothing.

(troll)  so rarity where is your booth?  And what would you like me to do?

(rarity)  O it’s right here she said pointing to a large stage.  The stage had several ponies on it.

(photo finish)  miss rarity I must say these outfits you’ve made are simply amazing.  This is a big day in fashion history and I’m sure your designs will….  Will…?  Is that the famous troll bridge?

I then looked up at the pony shoes wearing some form of glasses that blocked her eyes from my view.  I guess she was some form of photographer.

(troll)  yes my name is troll bridge and it is nice to meet you.

(photo finish)  oh my goodness rarity you did not tell me you have such an important pony here with you today.  Is he going to display any of your new fashions?

(rarity)  well I was going to work that slowly but now that you’ve said it troll would you mind putting on some close I designed?

(troll)  rarity you’re hiding something.  What are you hiding?

(rarity)  um O dear.  I knew this would be hard to ask if you saw I was putting off.  Maybe I waited too long.  You don’t have to do it if you don’t want to but these are what I would like you to put on.

She then pulled something out of a box and laid them in front of me.  Black latex leather straps and metal rings covered the leg portions of the design.  There was no top only a settle which I’d seen many ponies wearing around pony vill.  However this one was different more unnecessary.

(troll)  rarity what the hell is that?  I asked in a state of shock.

(photo finish)  this is miss Rarity’s new high fashion adult art fashion line.  I believe miss rarity will bring this trend into the mainstream once and for all.

Her words flowed into my brain and then began to throw up.  These closer are for porn.  Why didn’t I see that coming.  My entire time in pony vill had been spiraling me toward this moment. why didn’t I see it coming?

(troll)  you expect me to model wearing that…  What the hell is wrong with you!!!!

(rarity)  I’m sorry troll I meant to tell you sooner but I was afraid of what you might say.  Please at least think about it.  With your body modeling my clothing it could put my career I had at least two years just on this one day.

I then examine the clothing more closely.

(troll)  hell no.  This thing has no crotch.  My dude berries would be hanging out in front of every pony.  There’s no way I’m doing this.

(photo finish)  please Mr. Troll bridge you must reconsider.  With you were bound to be a big hit.  If you’re not here than the biggest attraction will be……  She trailed off.

Oh my god she trailed off that can only mean there something more disturbing than what has already been shown to me.

(troll)  what…  What is it that can be bigger?

(rarity)  well there’s been kind of a big taboo going around the fashion industry.  You see a unicorn in Philadelphia made a new spell that helps….  Um

(troll)  what it helps what?  I asked just waiting for her to say something that would surely send me over the edge.

(rarity)  it helps young mayors who like each other have….  You know.  I was making some close like that when you were at the spa with fluttershy she said she told you but she also said she was afraid to tell you exactly what I was making.

It then clicked in my brain flutter shy said those close were more strap on friendly.  Rarity what exactly does this spell do?

(rarity)  it gives mayors something a little bit extra to play with.

(photo finish)  I have the catalog of all types of models a young mayor can improve her body with.  They only last 24 hours though.  She said handing me a catalog.

Though every impulse in my body told me not to open up the book I did.  Sure enough young girl pony’s with boy equipment between their legs.

(troll)  yeah I’m out of here.  Goodbye rarity have fun doing whatever it is you’re doing.  I said turning to walk away.

(rarity)  no weight troll!  Please if you want model can you at least stay in wave to every pony.  She said begging.

(troll)  I gave at a sigh.  The last thing I wanted to do was stand around with a bunch of girls equipped with this new spell.  But I knew rarity was my friend and I had to help her.  Fine I said.  I’ll wave to every pony but don’t expect me to put on that outfit.  And definitely don’t expect me to do anything other than wave.

(rarity)  it’s a deal she said shaking my hand.  My other models will be walking on and offstage quite frequently I have a lot of close to show.  So I guess the stage is yours saying as you’ll be on the entire time.

(troll)  cool so what do I do?  I asked getting up onto the stage.

(photo finish) all you have to do is stand there and do whatever feels natural and I shall make the magic’s.  She said pulling out a camera.

Before I knew it the place was filled with ponies.  Looking into the other booths I sought exactly what these close were like.  I gave a little shake in disgust.  It creeps me about being here.  But I guess I’d feel bad if I just left rarity here all alone.  She was working hard backstage to make sure every dress was right but she did poke her head out every now and then to see how I was doing.

I guess no pony wanted to see me in full armor.  While they did stop and stare for a little bit as I posed next to Rarity’s other models they usually ended up passing on.  I honestly tried to step it up a notch.  But the crowd seem more interested in…  You know.  My mighty armor and sword or cool and they did attract a crowd.  But that’s not what these crowds were looking for.

As the day went on the crowded around Rarity’s booth shrank smaller and smaller.  Photo finish was quite distressed by it.

(photo finish)  oh no rarities dresses are fabulous but we just can’t compete with the others.  She said in despair.  Looking up I saw she was correct.  All of the other booths did not just have models posing.  Their models were doing things.  Some were just touching each other and displaying possible positions.  While others were going full out in doing a performance of some kind.  I even saw one juggling.  Now as to what she was juggling I’d better not speculate.

I looked back I could see the look of sadness in Rarity’s eyes.  Of this day was falling apart for her.  Her clothing probably was better than every other ponies.  But her models could only stand there she cannot afford once that could perform like every other pony.  That’s why she tricked me in the coming here she was relying on me to bring in a crowd.  It wasn’t this point in time something strange happened.  A second conscience voice started talking to me in my head.

(white conscience)  troll she is your friend you march right over there and you put on that sex close.  We need to help her.

(black conscience)  hell no! It’s bad enough those ponies have those great big plus ones.  We don’t need to be naked on top of it.  You stand right there on the stage and wave at every pony.

(white conscience)  come on troll so what if it makes you uncomfortable.  The sun will still come up tomorrow who knows it might be fun.  Just look at rarity she needs you.

(black conscience)  fine if you want to get naked in front of every pony that’s your business but don’t say I didn’t tell you so.

I then looked around.  Blocks I said to myself.  On the one hand from what I’ve seen of ponies me inside that clothing would pull in the huge crowd.  But on the other hand I’d be exposed.  Damn it.  I don’t want to let rarity down but I sure as hell don’t want to put on that weird settle.  I then looked up to see that no more ponies were at Rarity’s booth at all.  Rarity you only for this one is said to myself as I walked backstage.

(rarity)  troll what are you doing back here?

(troll)  can we just agreed to never talk about this again.  Now give them to me.

(rarity)  give you what?.....  O you mean you want to?  Are you really going to put them on?

(troll)  yes just this once all sacrifice my dignity.  But don’t forget I’m sacrificing it for you.

(rarity)  O troll that’s so nice I promise all repay you one day.  Here let me help you she said

I felt my body pulled up into the air again rarity made quick work of swapping me into my new outfit.  The close certainly displayed my muscles along with other things.  But other than that I was fine was wearing them.

(troll)  so rarity how do I look?

(one of Rarity’s models)  O man I’d like to get that ponies number she said with her eyes locked on me.

(troll)  if it wasn’t for the spell currently on you I’d take that as a compliment.  Now come on that straw in a crowd.

Once back onstage it only took one extremely flamboyant stallion to turn all the attention on to me.  Oh my goodness the stallion said.  A crowd of ponies quickly began looking at me.  They seem to enjoy what I was wearing.  Well it’s for rarity it’s for my friend I just kept saying to myself.  Honestly it wasn’t that bad all I had to do was flexed my muscles and every once in a while pick some pony to come up on stage and take a picture with me.  One pony insisted on posing with me.  I’d rather not discuss the position.

Eventually though I decided I needed did do some form of performance.  Plopping down for diamond blocks I swiftly set to work.  Every pony gasped at my skill.  I carve the entire thing from memory but when I was done there stood an exact replica statue of princess CelesteTia.

Every pony began standing there hooves on the ground.  They all loved it.  A diamond effigy to their leader made right in front of their very eyes.  Then a voice split the crowd and everyone increase silent.

(princess CelesteTia)  wow troll that’s very good.

I looked up more shocked that I can possibly describe.  Princess CelesteTia was now standing right next to the statue in my ring it.

(the princess)  I think you got every detail right.  Can I keep it?

(troll)  prin…prin….prin….  Princess what are you doing here?  This isn’t really the kind of event I expect to see you at.

(the princess)  well troll this is the first event bringing this new trend into the daylight.  I thought I should show my support.  If two mayors want to have fun I say they should.  Sorry to upstage you.

(troll)  upstage me how?  I then looked down…….  O that’s how.  You got one to.

(rarity)  princess CelesteTia I can’t believe it.  You’re here…  You’re here that my booth.

From that point on you can pretty much tell what happened. me the princess did a few poses.  A few ponies asked for a magical copy of me so that they could you know add my shape to the catalog.  Once you took away the awkward and honestly was a very fun day.  As we went home I spoke to rarity.

(rarity)  thank you so much you have no idea what it means to me.  She said on the way home.

(troll)  you’re welcome.  But for future reference the next time you’re asking me to do anything that involves my dick or any other ponies Dick please warn me beforehand.

(rarity)  don’t worry troll I will.  And I won’t forget we did for me.  Um there’s kind of um one more thing I have to tell you.

(troll)  oh no what did you do?  I asked honestly at this Point I didn’t think she can do anything else so I wasn’t too worried.

(rarity)  I signed a release for all the pictures taken at my booth to be published in some of the top fashion magazines.

O just great every pony’s going to see my junk.  And there going to see me in that ridiculous clothing.  O and on top of that they’re going to see my junk in the same picture as other ponies junk.  Rarity why my dear friend?  I thought to myself.

However right as I was going to say something negative she screwed up next to me and gave me a hug as we walked to the edge of the city.  Well I guess my pride wasn’t that big a price to pay.  So rarity what we’re going to do when we get back to pony vill?  I asked.

(rarity)  well I have some more dresses I need to make don’t worry these ones are just normal everyday dresses.  They will require diamonds of particular shape and size which you like to help me?

(troll)  shore rarity no problem.  I said picking up the pony getting ready to Teleport.  We’re soon back at rarities boutique all the other ponies and spike were waiting for us.

(twilight)  how did it go twilight asked?

(troll)  O it went fine meat and the princess posed half naked for all of equestrian with our duty are hanging out.  So you know I’ll probably be having some form of repressed emotional distress over this day.  All and all nothing unusual.

To this information the ponies mouths dropped open and their eyes grew wide.

(apple jack)  what pony did you say was with you?!!!!!  She asked startled.

(rarity)  O I’ll tell you all about it.  From inside every pony.  She said leading us into her boutique.

As she was telling the story of what happened I set to work pressing diamonds together into the shapes ship required for the dresses.

(flutter shy)  I can’t believe the princess showed up and use the spell on herself.

(cadence)  I can’t believe troll sacrificed his dignity like that.  Good job troll cadence said.

(twilight)  so the princess took that statue home with her?  It was certainly nice of you to let her have it.

(troll)  yes yes I know I’m awesome I said conceded.  So chrysalis I tended to see you all day what did you do?

(chrysalis)  not much.  All I did was feed off the love in pony vill.  I was quite touched a few ponies through some of my way.  I didn’t even need to turn into someone they liked.  Maybe I should be forced into saving the world more often.

(troll) say rarity did you notice photo finish was wearing a pair of enchanted shoes to?  I wonder where she got them.

(twilight)  well in case you haven’t noticed magic is quite a common thing here in pony vill.  You know the nether gate will be done as soon.  Troll are you ready to go home?

I looked down at the floor.  There was a part of me wanted to stay in pony vill.  Twilight I don’t know if there’s a home to go back to.  If we do save the day and both are worlds it be OK if I stay here and pony vill?  After all there’s probably nothing left for me to go home to.

(pinky pie)  of course you can stay.  Right every pony troll can stay with us right?

(twilight)  well I guess it would be that big a deal if he stays in pony vill.  I suppose it would’ve been more of the debate had we not change them into half a pony like we did.

(pinky pie)  yeah trolls going to stay with us forever and nothing will tear us apart.

(troll)  well thank you pinky pie I said patting her head.  If you all excuse me there are a few arrangements I must make before we go to the nether.  I have to stock up on TNT blocks and I have to make armor for chrysalis over there.  And I need to make more arrows in potions for myself.  It’ll be a very busy night.  Apple jack I’ll be over in the morning to do some apple bucking with you.  Also plant plenty of plants from my world if you like.

(apple jack)  will that be mighty kind of you.  Thanks.

As I walked out the door that and on to my house I looked around at all the ponies.  You know I could really get used to staying here.  I don’t know why but it just has something in my world doesn’t.  Something that fills me something that makes me want a smile.  I don’t even think I’d miss fighting mobs if I could just stay here forever.  That’s it that’s what I’m going to do.  Once we beat herobrine I’m coming back to this place and I’m never leaving.

I then walked past Charliee she seemed to be looking for someone.

(troll)  hello miss Charliee.  I said with a smile.

(Charliee)  O hello troll.  Have you seen chrysalis?  She promised to come in my house tonight so it wouldn’t bother you.  But I can’t find her anywhere.  I sure am going to miss her when she goes back home to her changeling’s.

(troll)  she’s at rarity’s it’s good to know you too will be doing anything in my house tonight.  I said in a smart ass tone.

(Charliee)  actually tonight I think we’re going to play it safe.  My but still has wip marks all over it.  There really tender so I think time we’re just going to make out.

(troll)  Charlie I don’t need to know what you’re doing.  In fact no pony needs to know we’re doing.  If you’ll excuse me I must be going.  With that I walked away from the maroon teacher pony.  You know even awkward little encounters like that seem to be so much more….  I don’t know I just like it here.

As I got my front door I looked back and pony vill.

(troll) Yes I think this is going to be my new home.

End of chapter 12

Apple Farming

My little pony minecraft fan fiction chapter 13 apple jack

Over the night I had completed all preparations we’re ready for the nether however it would still be some time before the princess sent word force to come back to cantor lot.

(troll)  well I might as well spent some time with apple jack she’s the only pony I haven’t spent time with I even got to know spike a little when I was staying at twilight’s.

Walking over to my chest I pulled out some materials and put them into my backpack.  I’d bet apple jack would enjoy having some stuff from my world planted.  I could even build her a great big article farm.  Vertical farm to what fed my city.  The ones in my city were typically 10 by 10 blocks and stretched up to the sky.  As to what they grew it was pretty much whenever I decided to put in the even cattle.  Better not tell up apple jack about that little implication.

I then set off to apple jacks.  She lived on an apple farm the trees that group here in this land for very strange.  They fell over when you cut them down… weird.  And if he hit the site of them really really hard apples would fall off.  Without a doubt the best part about these trees as they did not just produce five apples they produced 30 apples per tree.  In not only in one life span apparently every single year the trees shed off thousands and thousands of Apple’s.

Hello apple jack I said walking into the farm.

(apple jack)  howdy you hear to work?

(troll)  O apple jack you haven’t seen work until you’ve seen one of my people work I said flatly.

(apple jack)  well isn’t that just a big toll promise.  But can your legs keep up with your mouth?  She asked gaining some form of smog.

(troll)  I believe they can.  I have several things I’d like to give you.  The first of which is a vertical wheat farm followed by a vertical pumpkin and melon farm.  Only two plots of land to build them on.  Oh wait do you have to pay taxes on buildings?

(apple jack)  no taxes here in pony vill are pretty slack.  If something needs done we just do it we don’t have to hire anyone.

(troll)  good then show me two plots of land each 10 by 10 and I will get you a vertical farm.  Apple jack and showed me two plots of land.  I figure the group farm should be about five stories that should be plenty especially considering the incredibly fast growth rate of plants from my world.

(apple jack)  OK then Mr. Big shot let’s see what you can do.  She then sat down as I got work.  When I was done I walked up to her shoes now joined by her little sister and her big brother.  In the background some old pony was still making her way out from the house.

(apple jack)  that’s amazing!  And this will grow that delicious square food from your house?

(troll)  yes it will.  First harvest should be in the morning.  Harvest everything and replant the seeds.  You pretty much just treat it like a regular farm accepted a much faster rate.

(apple jack)  big Macintosh you know what this means?

(big Macintosh)  yep.

(apple bloom)  what’s it mean big sis?  The little pony asked.

(apple jack)  well little sister I’ve tasted trolls food and I can guarantee you they are better than anything short of the zap apples.  If we can keep this thing constantly growing even through the winter like troll says it will then we’ll have a constant supply of income.  We’ll always turn a profit all year round.

(apple bloom)  that would certainly help.  Say troll what does this food taste like anyway?

(troll)  O why dont you have some for yourself I said walking back to the melon farm.  Pulling out a piece of bone meal I then forced a melon to grow picked it and replanted the soil.

Every pony gasped

(granny Smith)  how did you do that?  She asked his prize almost caused her teeth to pop right out but she did manage to keep them in.

(troll)  sorry granny bone meal comes from killing mobs you’ll be able to ascertain any.  But fear not those forms will be in full production by tomorrow.  I said splitting the melon into nine separate pieces.

I then handed each pony a piece.

(apple family) mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

(granny Smith)  hot biscuits sunny.  I believe you just insured apple acres success for the rest of time.  She said with a smile this time her teeth falling out onto the ground.

(big Mac)  yep.

I was happy to help the ponies.  After that I showed them trees and how to get apples.  Tree farms to a constant waiting and required a lot of work cutting them down.  I warn them that they would yield much more lumber and they ever would apples.

(apple jack)  don’t sweat it troll.  Sweet apple acres is now in the lumber making business thanks to you.  Besides we can charge quite a bit of money for them square apples they are well worth it.

(troll)  O you think are good now…  Just watch this.  A few bars of gold and crafting table later I handed each pony up golden apple.

(big Mac)  is it just me or do I feel different.

(apple bloom)  you are right big Mac.  A better more well rested.  It’s hard to explain.

(granny Smith)  I say…  I feel like a young whippersnapper again.  She then straightened her back unleashing a torrent of pop’s that knocked what I did in the spa right off the board.  Taking a deep breath the pony then proceeded to do three back flips away from us.

(Big Mac)  wow

(Granny Smith)  I’m goanna make some jam for customer.  You’ll take it to him win am done.  She said disappearing into the house.

(apple jack)  OK now these apples are really worth it.

(troll)  well I’m glad.  So you have anything else we can do?  I think that’s if when I have to show you.  I asked scratching my head at the sudden gymnastics of the old pony.

(apple bloom)  we’ll have to do some apple bucking.  Troll can you apple buck?

(troll)  how hard it be I said to the little pony.

I then watched as several trees were apple booked by big Macintosh.  Apple jack did an equally good job and pour little apple bloom didn’t seem to have the strength to knock all the apples off the tree.

(troll)  well then let’s see if this works I said to myself.  Getting a running start I then slammed my entire body into the tree.  Sure enough all the apples fell off of it.

(apple jack)  well that’s one way of doing it.  She said with a smile.

I help them out all day really nothing eventful happened I was kind of bummed no awkward moments and no mops to fight not even a zombafide noob.  Oh well I said to myself I guess I’m having fun just hanging out with them.  Then granny Smith burst and from the home.  You ponies need to take this jam I just made me down to our best customer.  be quick about it now I’m sure all have more for you when you get back.

(apple jack)  grace and it certainly has energy today.  Maybe you should not have given are that golden apple.

(troll)  sorry.

Looking at the giant tub of jelly she had made I found myself in shock.  Good lord this thing’s huge!

(big Mac) yep.

(troll)  and we have to carry this thing to your best customers house?

(big Mac)  yep

(troll)  and we get back should probably have more?

(big Mac)  yep.

(troll)  and eventually you’ll learn to say something other than yep.

(big Mac)  nop.

The jar of jelly was kind of hard left.  It was made of thick glass and are no handholds.  I wish some pony was the unicorn I set out loud.  Then I looked at my hands oh wait I’m a unicorn I said laughing.  Focusing on the jar I then lifted it into the air and moved it into big Macs wagon.  It was hard work that thing was heavy but it was so much easier than doing it by hand.

(apple jack)  boy you’re sure getting good that magic stuff.  What’s it like?

(troll)  honestly it feels just like doing the work by hand except I’m just standing right here.  I can’t imagine how your princess manages to raise the sun every single day.  You know it’s a very common religion villagers have of shipping the sun.  When we beat herobrine I hope your princess comes to visit me some time.  The villagers can really use something to look up to.

(apple jack)  don’t they have their sun?

(troll)  yes but if you look at the sun it will stings your eyes.  Besides you princess’s way prettier.  I could’ve swore after I said that sentence I heard from the background a deep sigh and flattery.  Apple jack can the princess here us right now?

(apple jack)  some ponies think she can but honestly I don’t think so I mean she’s never acted like she could hear me when I wasn’t looking.

(troll)  yes well maybe I should keep my thoughts to myself just in case.

(big Mac)  are you two ponies coming or not?

(troll)  I’m coming.  Come on apple jack before your brother blows a gasket.

We walked along next to big Mac through pony vill.  I wave to all the ponies and of course we’re much more friendly tour to me.  Chrysalis was walking by with cadence and cheerily.  I think they’re getting ready for the nether.  Shining armor was with them but he seem to be a busy carrying all their stuff.  Pour bastard.

Finally we got to the dudes house.

(troll)  good lord how much jelly can one man need?

(apple jack)  trust me it’s better if you not ask.  She said knocking on the door.

(tubs ghoosta)  come on in but please be quiet you could wake the jelly.

(troll)  what???

We then walked into the home.  By notch’s shovel I’d never seen something like this.  There in the middle of the room stood at the giant jar of jelly surrounded by slightly smaller jars of jelly.  Then horror struck me for the middle jar began to twisted its laid.  Oh notch by what creature could arise from this jar.  I said to myself.  Out popped a pony.

(tubs)  yes I knew you’re coming and I’ve already sent the funds to the apple family ranch.  Place it over there and please be quiet.  They must not be disturbed.  After this sentence he then retreated back into the jar before making a face which I cannot describe.

I quickly lifted up the jar with my magic and put it into the corner.  After that we got the hell out of there.

(troll)  what the FUCK was that?

(apple jack)  troll sometimes it’s best we not ask.  Let’s just get moving on back home.  She said as she began to walk.

(troll)  OK apple jack I have to say….  You know what never mind.

We then walked through town again however this time as pure walking by the same place we had seen chrysalis and cadence before.  I then felt something running to be it was small and scaling.

(troll)  spike what might ask are you doing?

(spike)  the princess just sent a letter.  Where to go to cantor lot.  The nether gate will be ready tomorrow morning so we must go to cantor lot right now.

(troll)  O man.  Apple jack you go grab your stuff.  I’ll meet you at the train station.

We’re then both off I need to grab quite a bit of stuff and put it into my backpack.  Many thoughts of rows in my mind as I was running.  OK let me think what will I need.  Weapons TNT, and food.  Could probably use and tools in building material as well.  I quickly got home and killed all of my chickens putting all of their dead bodies into my backpack.  You know what maybe I should cook them first I said to myself I mean what if we get to the nether and there’s no place to put the chickens.  I then sent were cooking the chickens will they cooked I got together as much TNT as I could.  This will make good ammunition for pinky.  I thought to myself.  I also grabbed various breads and plant material that I could now eat.  Eventually through much scrambling around I was done packing my backpack.

The night I had spent with twilight and spike I had made them back packs just like mine.  Twilight complained it was hard to use the inventory as it was not quite something she was used to yet but they said they would try.  Whilst my backpack was one chest on my back theirs was too half chests on each of their sides.  I hope those things come in handy I said to myself.

I then hatched all my chicken eggs back into the farm.  No point in letting my farm die off long gone.  Eventually I manage to make it to the train station where every pony was waiting.  They’re all wearing their backpacks well with them I’d call it a saddle bag.

(twilight) come on troll the train is only waiting on us we are is only passengers.  The princess sent the train just for the occasion.  As she said this we all boarded the train as fast as we could.

We then heard a whistle blow as the train lurch forward.  That thing was flying down the rails.

(pinky)  I’m so excited we get to go see trolls world this sounds fun.

(rainbow)  pinky we’re going to use the elements of harmony not going to vacation.  She said floating out pinky.

(flutter shy)  um troll…  What kind of monsters are there to fight in the nether?

(troll)  well flutter shy I know you read the book on wildlife so I won’t bother explaining.  But you should prepare yourself for……  Blazes, zombie pig man, guests, and maybe lava cubes.  As for the creepers and zombies and stuff will probably only see them on the surface world.

Flutter shy then pulled out a square book it was the book on wildlife… smart pony.  Twilight also pulled out a book it was on building codes in the nether.  Every pony then began reviewing all the knowledge on the other as they could.  They were really preparing themselves I must say I’m quite impressed by never prepare myself so well for a battle.

When we got to cantor lot here are rushed straight up to the princess’s main chamber.  She was standing there next to luna.

(CelesteTia) sorry for the rush every pony.  We predict the nether gate will be gunned sometime between the morning and night.  With mob activity increasing in equestria I’d like you go as soon as possible.  She said.

(luna)  we wish you good luck we have put beds just for all of you right in front of the nether gate.  As soon as it is ready we ask that you go immediately.  They both looks so concerned.  A little bit too concerned.

(troll)  princess you know something tell me what is it?

(the princess)  I was hoping not to worry you…  But it is the barriers between are worlds.  I can feel it growing weaker.  I’ve even been able to feel your son in its energy.  Whoever this herobrine his he’s attempting to break the barrier between our worlds.  If he succeeds both worlds will never survive the impact.  It’s OK to cross between worlds but to force them all together now that can certainly spell doom.

(troll)  don’t worry princess will stop him.  Exactly how long do we have before two worlds meet?

(princess)  well you have quite a bit of time before that happens.  But I’d like to play it on the safe side in time to hurry.

(luna)  I’ve not yet filled the power of your Moon so we still have quite a bit of time.  But my sister is right you must hurry up and defeat herobrine as soon as possible.

(princess)  sister can you please choke on to the chamber where we keep the nether gate.  Every pony’s to get their rest before embarking.  The princess said with a smile.

(luna)  of course sister.  Come with me every pony she said as she moved courts the door.

(the princess)  except for you troll I’d like to have a word with you.

(troll)  what is it princess?

(the princess)  to answer your question yes I could hear you.  But that’s not why I’m talking to you now.  The princess then looked down the floor no warning to speak to me.

(troll)  princess what is it?  I asked

(the princess)  this quest will be dangerous please promise me you’ll not allow any of my little ponies to be hurt.

(troll)  of course princess no matter what I would never allow any pony to be harmed.

(the princess)  I’m serious troll no matter what. No matter what price you must pay.  Do not allow any pony to be harmed.

(troll)  I will princess cross my heart and hope to fly stick a cupcake in my eye.

(the princess)  good then hurry along luna cannot have gotten far.

As a left the chamber I did not hear what the princess said but I know now what she said.

(the princess)  none of my ponies are to be harmed.  Including you………………………..

As I walked into the giant room or the nether gate was built not so long ago I saw all the ponies.

(pinky)  look troll another slumber party she said jumping up onto the bed.

(shining)  pinky get down.

(cadence)  we must get our rest and be prepared for tomorrow every pony getting your bets the sun is about to go down anyway.

Though every pony had their own bed the sleeping arrangement wasn’t quite as planned.  Cadence slipped with shining not going to comment on that.  Chrysalis up by me so she can eat as we sleep.  And fluttershy slept with Rainbowdash too afraid of the nether gate to stay in her own bed.

(troll)  well good night every pony for when we wake of the bay no going back.

End of chapter 13

Authors notes:.

Zecora is with them right now it’s just that she’s hard to put in to the story.  So please keep in mind she’s there with potions.  I just don’t have her talk much because of the way she talks.  You try coming up with so many Rhyme.  It takes a lot of time.

Welcome Home Troll

My little pony minecraft fan fiction chapter 14 welcome home.

As I lay there feeling the life drain out of my gaping wounds I remember the events that led up to my death….

Flashback time pinky pie said with tears in her eyes.

I felt the stinging sensation of four cold hooves on my back.  That can only mean one pony.  Is it time to go yet twilight I asked.

(twilight)  yes the nether portal should be ready in just a few minutes.  She said hopping off my back.  Well I suppose that’s one way to wake up in the morning.

(troll)  OK…  OK.  I’m up I said giving my body a large stretch.  After a few flops my wings in cracks of my various bones I manage to pull myself from the bed.  So how did every pony sleep next to the huge gate to hell?  I asked.

(flutter shy)  it was a little scary.  The gate made strange noises as to get closer and closer to making a connection with your world.

I walked over to the gate and stuck my hand into the purple fog that made up the event horizon.  Yep I’d say it’s ready.  So what’s to a quick check to make sure every pony’s ready.  I then began a roll call.

(troll)  pinky?

(pinky)  I’m here and my party cannon is ready to roll!

(troll)  good.  Rainbowdash?

(rainbow)  here.  And I’m ready to fight some monsters.  I even practice with a bow a little bit.

(troll)  good.  Apple jack?

(apple jack)  present and ready to assist.

(troll)  good.  Rarity?

(rarity)  in attendance.  And I’m feeling quite magical today.

(troll)  good. Flutter shy?

(flutter shy)  um…  Here.

(troll)  what’s that?  I said playing with the little pony.  Cadence?

(cadence)  I’m here and ready to go.

(troll)  great.  Shining armor?

(shining)  and present and accounted for.

(troll)  good.  Zecora?

(zecora) I comply with your notions…  I’ve also got plenty of potions.

(troll)  excellent.  Chrysalis?

(chrysalis)  I’m here.  And feeling quite evil.  She said with a smile.

(troll)  good and last but not least twilight?

(twilight)  I’m here troll and I’ve got plenty of supplies.  I can wear my helmet though.  My elements of harmony is a crown that goes on my head.

(troll)  very well that’s fine.  As she put the crown on I look to twilight.  She was so cute so smart…  I don’t know it just feels like she’s different than every other pony.  Oh well back to what I was doing.  OK every pony since are already there’s no point in going any further.  Now what you want to do is just walk in.  I wouldn’t suggest holding your breath as it does take some time to get to the other side.  Just walk in like everything is normal.

(rarity)  maybe you should go first troll.

(troll)  very well then every pony follow me.  I then looked to the nether portal and gave a small run into the event horizon.  As I did this I shouted…  Leroy Jenkins.

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As I walked through the nether portal my vision was met by some form of café.  I can quite recognize this place but I knew it was one of the places where they kept a portal.  Oh well I thought myself I’ll get my bearings as soon as every pony come through.  The first pony jumped through was twilight fall by rarity and pinky pie.  Then it apple jack and Rainbowdash dragging fluttershy.  After that chrysalis cadence and shining armor walked through with no problem.

(troll)  good it seems every pony made it through OK.  Wait where zecora?  As I said this she popped out of the nether gate with speed and bumped into me.

(zecora)  sorry.

(twilight)  so troll where are we?  She asked

I honestly didn’t know.  I need to see some form of landmark to know where we were especially in the nether.

(troll)  well every pony I don’t quite know.  We’d need to look outside.  Every pony be very quiet I open the door.  I said walking over to the door.  The nether is a very dangerous place I’ve only been two it once back when I was a little noob.  However we were not in the nether as a client’s outside we were in the snow by ohm.

(pinky)  the nether has snow?

(zecora)  I do not wish to call you a liar but did you not say hell was full of fire?

(troll)  we’re not in hell this is a snow by ohm.  Twilight I thought you said that he would take this to the nether?  Not that I’m complaining.

(twilight)  well it was a shot in the dark as to where would take us.  We just thought preparing for the nether would cover all the bases.

(flutter shy)  I’m glad we don’t have to go there it sounds scary.

(cadence)  OK troll so where do we go from here?

Honestly I hadn’t planned that far.

(troll)  I guess we just…  Go back to my house and figure out a plan.  I need to figure out which city this is there are several in the snow by ohm and I don’t quite recognize this one.

We then walked outside.  The city was cold and lifeless.  There know people to be seen anywhere.  The wall which surrounded the city had several holes blown into it.  It would appear this city was attacked and is now just a ghost town.  As we walked I came across the broken remains of a sign picking up I found the city’s name.

Freeze out city.  Hero population 30.  Villager population 96.

Well I guess that’s not the case anymore I said looking around the dead city.  Every pony if we make it to the railway station we can go straight to my city.  If there’s anything left I said sadly.

(rarity)  I hope your city’s warmer it’s freezing here.  She said pulling out a scarf and wrapping around her neck.

As we walked the railway station the ponies were looking at all the buildings well what remained of them.  Apparently there having a similar experience to my world as I had to there’s the first time I came.

(twilight)  troll how are you holding up?

(troll)  what you mean twilight?

(twilight)  well this is your home.  This is your home world and look at it… it’s in ruins.  So are you OK?

(troll)  well twilight things like this though they don’t usually happen in my world are quite prepared for.  I personally have seen entire cities burned to the ground.  But of course in those circumstances there usually survivors.  They really doesn’t bother me to see the things of this world go.  We have very short lives and sometimes I see herobrine’s point.  Our lives are so short and we spend the entire time fighting off an enemy that we can ever possibly hope to defeat.  Maybe this world is better off dead.

(twilight)  troll???

(pinky pie)  don’t think that way silly.  We can save your world and ours.  Everything’s worth saving.

Eventually we made to the train station.  Tracks were severely damaged and there was no way we’re getting mine cards on them.

(troll)  well every pony it looks like we’re walking.

(apple jack)  how far we have to go?

(troll)  well on foot I’d say it’s a two day walk.  But don’t worry maybe herobrine we’ll show up sooner.  After all where only hear to use the elements of harmony on him.  If he shows up right now and we use them on him we can just go home.

(pinky)  that’s right.  She then began to shout.  Herobrine where you?  Come out…  Come out wherever you are!!  There was no response.

(troll)  oh pinky.  That won’t work.  Now come on we need to start moving.  We need to get as much distance done during the day as possible.  Normally I could go ahead and travel at night but with everything that’s been going on or going to have to stop and make shelter.

(shining armor)  he’s right let’s get moving.

As we left behind as of paved city I expected to come across grasslands but…  All the trees have lost their leaves and there was no grass left just dirt.

(troll)  O man it’s like everything died.  Herobrine has certainly been busy.

(flutter shy)  troll what about the animals that live here?

(troll)  sorry fluttershy but there are probably none left.

(chrysalis)  this place feels….  I don’t know.  It’s like it’s empty.  But there’s no hope left inside.

(troll)  yeah this place is starting to give me the creeps to.

We continued on walking through the snow across the dirt and threw the pillars that were once trees.  Eventually we came across some of herobrine’s forces.  A noob surrounded by spiders.

(troll)  well every pony this should be easy.  I said preparing for battle.

unfortunately I never got to attack pinky scan and took out most of them and cadence and Rainbowdash swept away the rest.

(troll)  well good job every pony.  I barely had to do anything.  I said padding pinkies had.

(pinky)  O thank you troll.  I’ve been…  Been…  Been…!

(troll)  what is it pinky?

(pinky)  …creeper…

My eyes shot open and a turnaround.

Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss what the FUCK!

Boom.

(troll)  yep it’s good to be home.  I said as I was laid out onto my back.  Is every pony OK?

(every pony)  we are fine.

We continued on walking until nightfall.

(troll)  Every pony get ready.  I have a feeling night is going to be particularly dangerous.  We continue to walk.  There

were no hills or mountains I could dig a home inside of yet so we need to keep moving.

Soon the Moon was high in the sky.  I could feel it.  I could feel the once did world moving beneath my feet.  As if rising once more just to seal our dooms.

(twilight)  troll I see a large hill up head can you make a shelter at that?

(troll)  that’s perfect twilight now let’s keep moving before mobs begin to spawn.  About halfway to the hilt twilight had punted out a few mobs began to spawn.  However a second they spawned they fell to ground as if in pain.  They screamed and rolled and then grew still.  A white fog emanated from their mouths as they got back up to their feet.

(mobs)  all hail herobrine.

(troll)  O shit.  Every pony get ready there going to attack.

Sure enough the mobs did indeed attack.  The first waves were easily fought off with just swords in zecora as potions.  However their ranks were being bolstered by more and more mobs.  I don’t know why but it seems that there organized and are attacking at mass.

(shining armor)  every pony get behind my shield’ troll we’ve got to make it to that hill!!!

Shining was right we had to make it to some kind of shelter.  As pinky fired her cannon through the shield at the groups of mobs I decided it was too risky to make it to the hill.  Flipping to my shovel I did straight down.

I could hear them above me still fighting the mobs banging on shining armor shield and the sound of swords slicing through flesh.

(troll)  every pony quick get in the whole.  There’s too many.

(apple jack)  come on fluttershy she said grabbing the pony and jumping into the whole.  Every pony follow her into the hole with me.

(troll)  is every pony OK I asked ceiling of the entrance with a block of cobblestone.

(chrysalis)  yes I think we’re all OK.  There were so many of them.  I think there still above us.

(troll)  yeah ever just hold on.  I’ll see if I can make this place a little bigger.  I then increase the size of the small room beneath the soil.

(troll)  OK it looks like we’re spending the night here.  Every pony get some sleep.

(Rainbowdash)  sleep?  How are we going to sleep with those monsters above us?

(troll)  don’t worry they can’t break through were safe.  As soon as the sun rises all the mobs will die and we can continue for my city.  Once were behind its walls we should be safe.

We could still hear the sounds of the mobs walking above us looking for something to fight.  Every pony was clearly on east but there’s nothing I could do.

(rarity)  O why did we come here in the first place?

(troll)  to stop herobrine?

(rarity)  O yes well…  She said huffing.

(troll)  just stay calm every pony.  Mobs are only deadly when they can get you in so long as I have the power to move blocks like I do they will never get to us.  Now please try to get some sleep.

The floor of the room I just made was hard its walls were of dirt and its floors were of stone.  The sounds of the bloodthirsty mobs above us kept this alert and frightened.  The only thing I could do to make this day more comfortable was to give every pony some sand blocks to sleep on.  Unfortunately that was the only soft material I had.

(troll)  at least we’re not in the nether.  I said trying to cheer up every pony.  But they did not seem to be calmed by my words.  Well just rein get some sleep every pony I said giving up.

I close my eyes and listen to the mobs above.  They scratched and thumped.  You could hear their movements very clearly.  Then I felt the stinging cold sensation against my skin.  What is it twilight?

(twilight)  O sorry I’ll just go back over here.  She said as she turned walk away.

As she was walking my hand came from beneath the little pony and scooped her up.  Good night twilight I said giving her a hug.

(twilight)  O um….  Good night troll she said finally settling down into my arms.

I could’ve swore heard something coming from chrysalis she can taste emotion some sure just picking up on something.

…

I woke up to the sound of dogs barking above me.  It sounded like some form of epic battle was happened just above our heads.

(troll)  every pony wake up something is happening.  I said giving twilight little shake to wake her up.

(flutter shy)  what’s that noise?

(apple jack)  it sounds like dogs.  She said putting you’re here to the air as if trying to hear more closely.

(troll)  well only one way to find out.  I said I would doubt my shovel.

I quickly dug a hole through our shelter into the outside.  As I poked my head out I saw apple jack was correct.  Their dogs countless dogs and they’re all attacking the mobs.  Not just that they’re winning.  For everyone mob there had to have been at least ten dogs.

(troll)  every pony come out here you have to see this.

The square dogs were bouncing around like flies nothing could stop them.  I then saw a familiar face standing on the hilltop.  It was a very good customer of mine named white wolf.  We didn’t know one another very well on a personal level.  You see we never really had any reason to talk.  His business ran on using his dogs to run off large groups of mobs since mobs don’t really spawn too often around my city there’s no reason hire any mercenaries.  He did however by lots of iron apparently he needed good fencing for his dogs.

He wasn’t looking at me his back was turned torch my direction and I will apologize for this later but in my absent mindedness I forgot about my new skin.  I walked right up behind him know mob could’ve done this do to all the dogs but the dogs knew we were no threat so they let us pass.  I then spoke to him.

(troll)  hey wolf.  It’s me troll bridge.  How are you holding up?

White wolf gain some form of happiness from hearing my voice.

(white wolf)  troll I thought you were dead.  It’s good to see you’re a………..  He then paused as he stared at me.  You’re a….   You’re a………………..

(troll)  white wolf whats wrong with you?  You look like you’ve just seen a…….  O.  Whoops.

White wolf then started screaming.  The screen sounded very similar to what I did when I first saw herobrine.

(troll)  white wolf calm down!  Dude just calm down.  Things didn’t get any better when every other pony walked up and white wolves eyes looked at them.

(white wolf)  oh my notch.  What the FUCK?  How the FUCK?  Who the FUCK?   FUCK the FUCK!!!!

Eventually his excitement caused him to pass out and fall on the ground in front of us.

(troll)  O shit.  I said poking his unconscious body.  Chrysalis can you please turn into white wolf and command his dogs it looks like we’ll have to drag him with us.

(chrysalis)  very well.  I’ve been wanting to turn into something square anyway.  She said as she took a strange stance.  I think what she was trying to do was stand up like me and white wolf.

Green fire soon ate away at her skin and she soon looked exactly like white wolf.

(chrysalis)  O…  This form is very strange.  It’ll take some getting used to.  It’s a good thing you can levitate things with those hands of yours there’s no way I’d carry him.

She was right white wolf was wearing full iron armor and even had a diamond soared he would be very heavy to carry.  Locally I had magic so I could just float him in the air behind me as we walked.

(twilight)  how are we going to keep him from freaking out when he wakes up?

(chrysalis)  I think the real question here twilight… is can I have sex with him?

(troll)  what the FUCK?  I said turning torch chrysalis.  What the hell is wrong with you?

(chrysalis)  hey a girls got to eat.  As she said this I shook my head.

(troll)  Stop trying to rape my friends!!!!

(Chrysalis ) It's not rape if they can't say no .  She said with an evil smile.

(Troll ) chrysalis can you please wait until you at least wakes up before you try exchanging fluids with him?

(chrysalis)  fine have it your way.  how much further is your city anyway?  She asked as she attempted to walk on only two legs.

(troll)  well now that we can travel by night with few controlling white wolf’s dogs I think we should be able to get there by morning.  You’ll know were close when we change from the grass by ohm to a desert by ohm.

We kept on walking through the night me carrying white wolf’s unconscious body chrysalis leading the dogs into battle and every other pony just doing their thing.

As we were walking twilight tripped and bumped one of her legs I went ahead and picture up handing off the job of carrying white wolf to cadence who seemed to have no problem with it.  As I carried twilight I was greeted by the site of sand we grew closer and closer to my city until finally I could tell every pony.

(troll)  they’re she is my little ponies.  Troll city named after its founder and creator.

To describe my city in greater detail I must remind you that it extends from bedrock all the way up.  This means that a huge ditch had to be dug around it.  To give you a better mental image of my city just think of a city nestled inside a creator of a meteor impact.  It had many different walls the first wall was on the very edge of the crater.  This prevented any sort of mobs from falling in and somehow making their way to my city.  The second wall was down at bedrock level.  I’d take quite a deal of time to make sure all the bedrock was covered up by lush green grass.  The second wall did help with defense but was more for keeping the animals out.  Farmers who could not afford vertical farms often kept their livestock nestled between the two walls.

(pinky pie)  come on every pony let’s go see trolls city!  She shouted with happiness.  I really don’t know how she bounced with a light heavy armor on but she found a way.

(troll)  well you heard the little lady let’s go.  I said to every pony as we made our way to my city.

End of chapter 14

Back In Town

Minecraft my little pony fan fiction chapter 15 back in town

As we walked into the town I saw the extent of the damage.  Several buildings had burned to the ground and the walls were anything but mob proof.  It was not like the other town this time dead bodies filled the streets.  Not just the bodies of villagers several hero bodies were in the mess.  Apparently they must have come to my city in the attempt to gain shelter.  I looked around all the destruction.  Several buildings had caught fire and many iron golems had fallen.  I saw one walking past us in the arm he carried a small child with a flower placed in its hands.  The other arm was missing likely ripped off in fight.

(flutter shy)  this is awful just awful.  Troll I’m so sorry.  She said giving me a hug.

(troll)  not as sorry this herobrine is going to be.  I will make sure he pays for this.

(rarity)  oh my goodness wait if he makes it to equestria.  As she said these words of bell rang in my head.

No I said to myself if it is the last thing I do he will never make it to equestria.  I then moved aside several bodies to try and open up a nearby door.

(troll)  come on every pony this building is connected to the railway from there we can walk straight to my house.  I said as I opened up the door.

As we walked into the building I noted the change from what was from what it now is.  This building was once one of many just like it.  A huge apartment complex.  Two big grand staircases spiraled all the way up it.  The villagers lived in small rooms all throughout the building.  It was once very well lit and was a sight to behold even though to be found all throughout the city.  But now…  Now the walls were stained with blood it dripped down the stairs and from the balconies.  Dead villager bodies filled the hallways and often the distance I can hear the sounds of undead mobs moving about.

(shining armor)  pull out your swords every pony we better be ready.

(chrysalis)  oh please allow me…  Dogs go get them she said pointing a hoof into some random direction.  All the dogs that were following her then quickly dispersed throughout the city.  It’s a good thing we found white wolf and I must say I’m getting quite use to this body.

(troll)  speaking of white wolf…  Cadence how is he holding up?  I asked turning to her.

(cadence)  he’s doing well zecora gave him a potion that will help so he should wake up soon.

(troll)  good.

With sword strong we slowly made our way up the stairs.  What little of the iron golems were left I could see fighting off undead villagers outside the windows.  I felt sad looking at them the pour things were never meant to fight.  How many of them had to pick up a soared.  How many of them cried as their flesh was torn from their bones.  How many of them begged and pleaded to a merciless enemy who probably couldn’t hear them.  And then I thought to myself…  How many of them thought I would come back to save them?  It filled me with grief to think these thoughts but I couldn’t stop myself from doing so.

Just then down from one of the hallways ran a villager eyes black and mouth wide open puffing out cold air.  As he ran towards me I grabbed him and throw him over the railing allowing his body to fall to the bottom floor where we were just talking previously.  As his body hit the ground a splatter of blood sprayed out work from it coating the ground.

(twilight)  my goodness…  Troll are you OK?

(troll)  don’t worry twilight I’m fine.  But everyone be on the lookout.  Villagers are an easy kill but it significantly darker in my city now and mobs are sure to be around the necks corner.  I said figuratively.

(rainbow)  this herobrine character needs a good kick to the head.  When we find him I hope the elements of harmony turn him to stone.  Then we can put him inside a box and drop it into the ocean.  She said angrily.

(troll)  I agree with you totally.  Now let’s keep moving even with the dogs helping what’s left of the iron golems this place is still dangerous.

We then made our way to the railway station.  The railway was interconnected with the external railway but there’s no way I was risking putting a mine cart down on it.  With all the damage they were sure to be some track out and if we hit it at ground level we could fall all the way down To bedrock.  Luckily there are plenty of catwalks and you’re the right way so we could just walk from building to building making our way to my house.

As we walked along the catwalks we looked down to the street level below.  There were hordes of both mobs and undead villagers fighting what was left of the iron golem’s.  Needless to say the iron golem’s were winning.

(rarity)  it is a good thing you sent out the dogs.  Rarity said as she walked next to chrysalis who was still masquerading as white wolf.

(chrysalis)  yes I know this city is crawling with the undead.  I think the dogs should have it cleaned up by nightfall though.

(troll)  hopefully they’ll be able to keep it clean.

I looked down at all the fighting.  I watched undead children trying to attack dogs as they were ripped limb from limb.  To think just one week ago this kind of excitement was all I craved.  I’m sick of it now.  I hope I never have to pick up my sword again after this.  Well unless I’m just getting me sum meet there’s no way am giving up meat.  As we walked along I found my suspicions about the railway were correct.  A large hole was blown in the path ahead.

(Troll)  every pony be careful.  What every you do don’t fall.  I said sternly to every pony.

With a flap of my wings I easily spend the gap.  Next was pinky pie and all the others with wings.  Zecora and shining jump together with no problem.  Locally white wolf was being carried by magic so he was no problem.  Apple jack and rarity were close to falling but did manage to get over.  Soon only twilight was left.

(troll)  come on twilight it’s not that far.  I said waving my hand as if to call her over.

Twilight gave a little run and then a big jump which took for almost over the whole.  Her front legs landed but her back dangled over the edge.  Just as she was about to fall I tell ported beneath her and flew her back up to the catwalk.

(twilight)  thank you she said hugging me tightly.

(troll)  well I certainly wasn’t going to let you fall I said returning the hug.

We soon made it back to my house.  Because I had such bridges in my home I kept the outside looking rather dull and boring.  Unless you already knew where my house was there was no way you’re going to find it.  Rather than a door I had several pistons open up a section of wall.  This means even if you do know where my house is you have no idea as to how to get inside.  Once the door closes a bucket of water breaks off the switch and Carries it down to the incinerator.  Expensive yes but most certainly worth it.  I then attach the switch to the wall and pulled it causing the wall to open.

(troll)  twilight welcome to my home I said caring you’re inside.  As soon as every pony was inside I pressed a button which activated the water closing the door behind us.

(rarity)  oh my goodness this house is fabulous.  She said as she looked all the diamond and gold blocks.  Diamond trim and cold floors.  I can’t believe it this must be one of the most glorious houses I’ve ever seen she said walking through the home.

(troll)  well I’m glad you like it. It took me five days to build it all.  As for how long it took for me to pay for it I have no idea.  It took a lot of iron.

(chrysalis)  when I enslave you you’re deftly building me one of these.  She said as she brush her hoof along the fireplace.

(cadence)  troll I think your friend is waking up she said placing and down onto a patch of wool in the middle of the gold floor.

(white wolf)  what happened?  I had a weird dream that I…  I…  I…  I…  I…

(troll)  ho no we’re not having that again I said smacking him across the face.

(white wolf)  ouch he said reeling from the pain.

(troll)  sorry dude it was the only way I could keep you from freaking out.  Now don’t scream it’s me troll bridge this is my new skin.

(white wolf)  it sounds like you…  But troll bridge does not have wings or a tale.  The last time I checked wings tale and hooves cannot come with the skin.

(troll)  it really is needed it’s hard to explain but long story short herobrine attack me and I was sent to another dimension.  When I was there some of the locals blood made it into my bloodstream and this was the result.  Now can you

please calm to FUCK down and stopped are screaming.

(white wolf)  fine all calm down.  So what exactly happened to you.  He asked.

I could see this is going to be long story so I grabbed a seat and told him everything.  Of course I left out most of my day with rarity in just about everything that I didn’t want to have to say more than once.

(white wolf)  well I can’t believe it that chrysalis pony looks just like me.  I mean she got everything right even down to the stubble on my chin.

(chrysalis)  why thank you.  Would you like to join me for lunch sometime?  She said putting hir hand on his shoulder.

(troll) dude what every you do don’t say yes.  And chrysalis you don’t need to be in that form anymore turned back to what you normally are.

(chrysalis)  O you’re no fun she said changing back.

(troll)  well he’s awake now so I suppose I can’t protect him anymore.  You’re on your own dude I said white wolf putting them on the shoulder.  You see in my little story I neglected to tell him exactly everything about chrysalis.  I only mention that she drains the emotions of other living creatures I did not explain all the circumstances.

Every pony began talking two white wolf they were all caught up with how interesting it was to meet someone else from my world other than me.  He explain everything about himself and told them a few stories.  Then the moment was broken by the sound of a shrill scream.

(troll)  fluttershy!?!  I said running to the sound of the noise.

As I got there I saw fluttershy standing over the gourd remains of none other than Mr. Brown.

(troll)  oh no I Sed moving courts the pony and picking her up.  Come on fluttershy all take care of this.  The racket we’re making disturbed Mr. Brown and heroes to his feet.

(Mr. Brown)  it’s so cold he said staggering his weight towards the doorway.

(white wolf)  holy shit Mr. Brown.  Troll I’ve got your back.

Luckily we were in the trash disposal room so it was not so much a battle the as it was me and white wolf trying to stuff a gentleman zombies down trash shoot which led to the incinerator.

(white wolf)  wow I can’t believe he fit.  White wolf said giving me a pat on the back.

(troll)  yeah I know.  He probably made it to my home but then died of his injuries.  I sure will miss him.  I said picking up some of the belongings he dropped onto the floor.

(white wolf)  what’s that?  He asked.

It appeared to be Mr. Brown’s watch and a journal.  Which is just a fancy way of saying diary.

(troll)  it’s Mr. Brown’s journal.  I said opening up.  Damn the pages are so covered in blood I can read them.

(white wolf)  let me have a look see he said grasping the diary away from my hands.  Yep there’s no way to read this.  I can only make out a few words and are dragon worlds and together…  What do you think that means?

(troll)  damn it.  From the sound of things Mr. Brown was figuring out something.  I think I know what was.

I then remembered the princess telling me she could feel my world son getting closer to her and she felt herself getting stronger from its presence.  I think herobrine is trying to do something involving both worlds.

(troll)  I’m so sorry every pony.  If I’d never come to your world and just died herobrine we’ll never know it existed and it wouldn’t be in danger today.

(cadence)  troll!!!  She said shocked.  We would never blame you for this.  And furthermore if we could go back in time and change something it would probably be to have you come to our world sooner.

(chrysalis)  I can actually agree with that this is not your fault and you shouldn’t blame yourself.

(troll)  I know….  I know.

(white wolf)  well my dogs can take care of themselves now that there in a city that they can run around in.  They should be more than a match for any mobs that come during the night.  And with the iron golems that are still around they probably will never even get to the walls.  If you don’t mind me I think I’ll be taken a little snooze.

(troll)  snooze???  He spent the entire day unconscious from the side of my body?

(white wolf)  yes will sing that ugly mug sure takes its toll.  He said with a smile.

As white wolf took off his armor rarity gasped and ran up to him.

(rarity)  oh my goodness this keep you’re wearing is simply astounding.  She said examining his skin.

White wolf was primarily white of course.  He had a hood which made it hard to see how long his hair was but from what I could see it was pretty long.  Other than those two unusual features nothing much about his skin stuck out like mine.  Just looking cool didn’t exactly make you neat in my world.  You usually have to have something very unusual about your skin to be considered different.  There’s one thing about white wolf however that separates him from other heroes.  When a hero is either right or left handed he uses that hand for everything.  Case in point I pulled my sword in my right hand I can’t even think about holding in my left.  But white wolf has no problem with using both his hands so rather than one sword he Carries and uses two.  Two swords one in each hand.  What’s even more bizarre is that even though he had this clear advantage over every other hero he prefers range weapons like the bow.  He’s a much better shot than I am in his bow has a way cooler enchantment.  While my arrows explode his have armor piercing.  They can travel through multiple mobs without ever stoping and take an even destroy the blocks they hit under the right circumstances.

(rarity)  you must come to my boutique I’m sure I could make a magnificent ensemble for you she said as she brush her hair with her hoof.

(troll)  easy now rarity are close don’t come off remember.  The only reason mine come off his new closed in, with the skin.  As I said this white wolf turn to me.

(white wolf)  you mean your new skin is naked.  The little shit then burst out laughing.  Wait…  Your new skin is round does that mean?  He asked just ring down words.

(troll)  O yes…  And not to my own horn but…  Let’s just say I’m bill for the ladies pleasure.  I said with a smile.

(white wolf)  O shit up I didn’t need to know that.  You know it’s really weird talking to you when you’re not wearing overalls.  He said pulling at the sleeve of my shirt.

(rarity)  O actually troll I whipped up something for you.  She then reach into her the chest which hung on her side and pulled out something.  They are overalls just for you thought they might make you feel more at home when we get back the pony vill.

(troll)  thank you rarity.  I then took the overalls and stepped out of you from all the ponies and switch them with my pants.  So how do they fit?  I asked.

(flutter shy)  they look good on you troll.

(zecora)  I agree and I can see that they bring you much glee.

Just then white wolves had perked up and he began looking around.

(troll)  dude what’s wrong with you I asked?

(white wolf) someone is in your home.  Not just these ponies I can sense it.  Come on it’s this way.  He said as he led me through my own home.

He led me to my panic room door.  Panic rooms for kind of a big thing just about every home had one.  Of course for the most part you never used them.  Most heroes are a small room made of obsidian and typically they have an iron door.  Mind however was much bigger I figured I could build a good one and showed off my friends as a conversation piece and should I require it. It would be there.

To describe it in greater detail its walls are two blocks thick and it has two iron doors the space between these iron doors fills with lava at the flip of a switch.  Rather than just being a small room is a large complex with several rooms.  One of which is for the production of food the other is for sleeping entertainment and general recreation.  The next is for the production of wood and last is for the disposal of waste material if you get meaning.  It could support right around five people I’d say comparably but once inside I’m sure you can set up something to make it support more.  Of course the biggest problem with the shelters is simply the fact no one uses them.  You see it is quite and heroes nature two rather than run from a fight we face it head on.  Well with the exception of some noobs that made it scared.

As I examine the door I found that white wolf was correct it was locked and that meant someone had to be inside controlling it.  I’d now like to take the time and show off some more of my engineering abilities.  Just as the door is controlled from the inside there’s a button on the outside to alert someone on the inside that you wish to come in.  The buttons are clearly labeled with several messages.  The first is emergency let me in.  The second is all clear you can come out.  In the final is drop the lava I wish to speak to you.  On the inside it relayed the same messages however those messages were both glowing blocks that would line up at the push of the button.  I push the drop the lava button and then realized my new form could get a bucket of lava damped on my head.

(troll)  white wolf can you go in there and talk to him?

(white wolf)  O yes it’s probably best if you not speak to anyone right now.  Or at least until someone gets used to your new shape.

The lava then stopped flowing and first door opened.  As white wolf talked to the stranger in my home I decided it would be best if we all moved to the living room.  There’s no point in waiting outside the door for whoever is inside to come out.

(troll)  come on every pony I don’t want to scare them I said leading them away from the door.

(twilight)  troll how did they get in your home?

(troll)  I assume Mr. Brown let them in while he was still alive but then died due to his injuries and they must have gone

into my safety room to get away from him.

It felt like we’re waiting in the living room forever I didn’t think they’d ever come out.  I guess it took a long time for him to prepare whoever was invading my home to see who dwelled in the home they were invading.

Finally at long last white wolf emerged with someone walking close behind him.

(White wolf )  Everyone or every pony I think is what you say…I’d like you to meet mushroom cloud.  She is a noob that is only twenty one days old.  Mr. Brown brought her here but then died of his injuries and she was forced to hide.

Out from behind white wolf walked forth a female hero.  She had the same patterns you’d see on a Mooshroom however they’re blue.  She even had a blue mushroom growing out of each shoulder and one on top of her head.  From the way she was holding her wooden sword I could most certainly confirmed that she was a noob.

I must admit to being quite interested in meeting this noob.  Mushroom biomes were very rare only one is known to me and apparently she wasn’t from it as it was so far way away from my home.  There just like any other by ohm except they have no grass or trees and all the wildlife which is only cow’s seems to be covered in a thick fungus hence the name of mushroom by ohm.

(mushroom cloud)  um…  Hello.  She squeaked.  She sounded just like fluttershy.

Every pony then gave her a warm greeting.  I swear when she was talking to fluttershy I thought the levels of cuteness in my house would reach maximum causing instantaneous detonation.  She explained that Mr. Brown was exploring her mushroom by ohm during the main attack by herobrine.  He stumbled upon her house which was a mushroom and the two made it to my house looking for shelter.  Unfortunately Mr. Brown was harmed horribly by a swarm of mobs and fallen heroes.  By the time that manage to make it to the house Mr. Brown and almost blood all the way out.  He collapsed shortly after coming inside and she was forced to hide inside the safe room as she cannot fight him off by herself.

(troll)  well miss mushroom cloud it’s nice to have you in my home.  Tell me can you make anything of this diary the pages are dated to the same dates you’re describing in your story.  I then held up the diary.

(mushroom cloud)  yes…  Yes…  She said excited.  Mr. Brown was gathering information on how to stop herobrine.  Unfortunately he cannot come up with anything.  All he could do was rescue me.  Herobrine is working on something nearby here Mr. Brown showed me on a map.  Mr. Brown’s plan was to stop him somehow but he never found a way.

(troll)  do you know exactly what herobrine is working on?

(mushroom cloud)  yes two projects one is to bring back the end are dragon as his slave and use it to destroy everything in this world.  The second we really don’t know it’s fed directly by herobrine’s magic but we don’t know what it does.

(troll ) What she was describing must be the thing that’s pulling two worlds together.  I said to the ponies.  Well it looks like we finally have a plan tomorrow we will go in use the elements of harmony on herobrine ending this ridiculous nonsense.  Things are finally going to work out.

We then spent the rest of the night talking to mushroom cloud and white wolf they had a lot of questions…  A lot of questions not all of which I wanted to answer.  Especially when they got to the part about rarities big debut in clouds dale and how I save the day.  We’ve really could’ve done without that story.

Eventually the day ground to an end and I was back in my room.  This was the place where it all started. when I woke up that morning I thought the day would be good.  When I woke up that morning my world was square my life was simple and I had nothing to live for.  Well had stuff to live for but I didn’t have anything worth dying for.  My life was the most important thing to me.  As I looked out my window at the destroyed ruins of my city I realized how much this world really didn’t matter to anyone.  What was different what was in pony vill that wasn’t here?  I thought confused.  And I thought about all the dead I thought about everything that happened.  For the first that I wondered what would happen if I died.  The wall when I leave behind right now my life ended.  It’s funny.  If you’d asked me that question the before I went to equestria…  I’d probably say wasn’t my problem.  I’d probably say something along the lines of what would I Care if I’m dead.

Then it hit me that’s what was different about are two worlds.  In my world you fought and survived so that you would not die.  In my world you live to keep on living.  But in equestria there was something that my world simply did not possess.  A reason to live no reason to die for the lives of others.  In in that land…  In that land there was something worth fighting for.  Something more than just yourself.

I then lifted up the mattress to my bed and reached my hand inside.  I then pulled out a diary my diary.  Just about every hero has a diary in some form whether he tell you it or not.  This one was mine.  I had not put an entry in in a long long time I stop mainly because my life had become so repetitive there’s no reason to write down anything.  Flipping open to a page I then began to write things down.  Thoughts raced through my head well as in equestria…  What did I find in equestria exactly.

I looked outside a setting sun.  Twilight…  I found twilight and all the other ponies.  I found friends more than just friends.  Friends by my world standards met you just hung out and maybe care about each other little bit.  But friends buy their world standards meant something so much more.  So I scribble away something in the diary and talked it into the folds of my armor.

As I fell asleep that night I had thoughts.  Thoughts of the parties I could attend with pinky pie.  Thoughts are the close I could help make with rarity.  Thoughts of the food I could sell with apple jack and the animals I could meet with fluttershy.  Thoughts of the races I could have with Rainbowdash.  Then I had thoughts that I had been denying to myself.  I decided to have a few thoughts of twilight.

The first pony i had met in pony vill.  Twilight sparkle…..  I thought myself as my eyes closed.

Twilight sparkle…….

End of chapter 15

Plan Ahead

My little pony minecraft fan fiction chapter 16 plan ahead

OK time to get up I said to myself as a sleepily walked from my bed.  It was a big day today we needed to kill herobrine and put an end to the horrible events that there in both are worlds…  Well only their world now my world was done for.  Opening up the door to the outside hallway I felt a grumble in my stomach I was hungry.  Well I suppose you can’t fight off evil on an empty stomach.  I shall wake every pony and get breakfast started.  you know it’s funny I can’t really remember when I started saying every pony instead of everybody but I do…  Weird.

I then began my way down the hall it was lined with picture frames these pictures simply displayed things I’d seen in the world.  I wasn’t a very good painter.  So I always painted things I saw.  Now you’re probably thinking that does make me a good thing the but in fact you’re wrong.  If you remember my world is made entirely out of blocks.  So as you can imagine it’s very easy to recreate anything seen.  Depth is about the only thing that makes it hard however that is easily overcome with just a little bit of practice.  The only thing that’s really impressive about any artwork in my world is the art that is made of the mind.  Imagination seems to be the only thing that’s impressive as far as paintings go.

I was about to reach twilight’s room when I heard a strange noise coming from the bathroom.

(white wolf)  never be clean…  Never be clean…  Never be clean.

O shit I thought to myself I wonder what could’ve happened.  The door was made of metal unlike most doors in my home and the switch was on the inside rather than the out.  This is because it is a bathroom cut put and I like my privacy.  So pulling out a lever room I plopped it next to the door and gave it a flip.  The door swung open and I walked in.  A very unhappy white wolf was standing in the shower attempting to scrape off his skin from the looks of things.

(troll)  white wolf what is wrong with you I asked?

(white wolf)  well in the middle of the night last night that chrysalis pony asked if I could help her find a midnight snack.

(troll)  O….  You should not have done that.

(white wolf)  well I know that now don’t I…  You should have warned me first!!!

(troll)  what did she do too you? I asked

(white wolf)  …  She…  Called…  It…  Hide and ago seek…

(troll)….  …  …  …  OK then.  I’m just gonna let you take another shower.  I said leaving the room.  I then preceded to wake every pony up including chrysalis this seem to have a very happy expression on her face.

(troll)  !!! chrysalis stop trying to rape my friends!!!  I said angrily.

(chrysalis)  it’s not rape if he can’t speak…  Of course I did use a ball gag.

(troll)  O would you just come to breakfast.  We need to discuss the plan for taken down herobrine.  Mushroom cloud is going to show us the location on the big map I keep in the main room.

(chrysalis)  I’m on my way she said still smiling.

Zecora and twilight both were closely examining the map.

(troll)  so mushroom cloud which you like to explain where herobrine is doing all this stuff?

(mushroom cloud)  yes…  Um…  Right here.  This is where Mr. Brown told me herobrine was staying.  That I hope you really can beat him.  She said sitting down onto one of the chairs.

when I examine the map closely the point she had indicated was very far away it would take is quite some time to get there.  Good lord I said.  That’s all the way by paranoid’s bunker.  I said with a very displeased sigh.  Paranoid’s bunker was very far away from any form of civilization.  As you can guess by its name he’s very paranoid.  That he doesn’t like to be around mobs heroes were villagers.  He’s 100% self-sufficient.  He’s never bought or sold anything to anybody.  What’s even more amazing is that his home is made entirely out of obsidian.  As you can imagine it took quite a few trips to the nether to get all of it.  When we’re watching him build his home we noticed all the walls were two blocks thick.  If you’ve ever worked with that material you know exactly how hard that must’ve been to get.

(troll)  well I guess we better start moving.  I hate when things are like this.

(pinky)  like what?  She asked.

(troll)  O you know.  There’s no real way to plan ahead and the only thing you can do is keep moving.  O well every pony have some breakfast and then we’ll get moving.

During breakfast white wolf sat on the opposite side of the table to chrysalis as physically far away as the table would allow.  Chrysalis didn’t seem as happy as she was this morning so I decided I should see as to why.

(troll)  what’s the matter with you bug pony I said playfully.

(chrysalis)  it’s just that every pony in pony vill was so nice to me.  But…

(apple jack)  but what?  What’s wrong with ponies being nice to you?  She asked.

(chrysalis)  well I was just thinking that when we get back home that’s all going have to change.  I will miss you all being nice to me I’ll miss every pony smiling rather than run in fear.

(troll)  why can’t you just be nice all the time?  I mean you doing it now why not always.

(chrysalis)  It does not work that way.  As a changeling you would all eventually be trained by my presence and eventually become enslaved.  Now as you can imagine that will not go over well with every other pony.

(twilight)  but I thought you said the only difference between enslave pony and on enslave pony was that they can do magic or fly very well.  How would the rest of the ponies even know the difference if say…  Cadence were to become a slave?

Chrysalis then looked to the ground.  I then connected the two dots that she was lying to me earlier about what exactly enslave ponies were like.

(troll)  you wouldn’t tell me everything did you?  You did not tell me everything about enslave ponies you keep.  What exactly happens to them?

(chrysalis)  yes I lied.  I lied so that you would be more on my side.  The traits of the slaves I described are accurate but there’s just a little bit more I forgot to mention.  Any creature that becomes enslaved to a changeling will exhibit everything I told you before but that’s only the first stage.  The second is an extreme addiction to whichever changeling has harvested from the individual the most.  This addiction is very easy to break you only need to hold the slave down for about a day in pro event any changeling feeding off him or her.  Unfortunately it’s completely up to the owner of the slave as to whether not to keep them at stage one or let them move on to stage three.  Stage three is when they begin to lose their memory.

(shining armor)  was their memory?  I haven’t heard that.

(chrysalis)  that’s because those slaves are usually always kept near close to the hive it’s best to keep a close eye on them.  They lose all memory of family a hassle opens the only thing that life is their owner.  The stage three is not like stage to its much hard to break you must tie them down into the same thing but for a week.  they become extremely suicidal after day one.  Stage for is when they lose the ability to speak or by any opinion whatsoever.  When my own slaves wooden stage for a group quite sad you see one of them saying beautiful music I even thought about turning him back into a stage one slave but he was one taken by force notch willing so I was required by law a wall I made to allow him to go the full way to stage five.  Stage five is when they grow up connection what telepathic level with their owner.  Their owners can feed at all hours a day every single day for the rest of their lives they don’t even have to be in the same room they can be as far away as they want.  It’s often the stage five’s that scare the ponies the most.

(rarity)  you mean they lose everything all their thoughts and memories everything?

(chrysalis)  I tried to tell you how horrible it was.  That’s why ponies in changelings are such big enemies.  The ponies don’t like losing loved ones to a changeling but the changeling’s want pony slaves because of how much you look like us.

(twilight)  isn’t there any way you can be with some pony without draining them to that point?

(cadence)  surely there must be a way that ponies in changeling’s can live together?

(chrysalis)  well yes and no.  The two ways we’ve tried back at the hive is to either keep a slave estate one and don’t allow it to progress any further Which would require one day about every month of just being tight down.  As you can imagine that doesn’t go over so well with any pony that finds out.  The second course of action is to simply turn the individual straight into a changeling.

(every pony)  WHAT!!!  You can do that?

(zecora)  I have never heard that.  But in knowledge of changelings I’m as blind as a bat.

(twilight)  how do you turn ponies into changelings?!?  That doesn’t seem possible.

(shining armor)  now I’ve definitely never heard of that one before.

(chrysalis)  those changelings are kept away from ponies there for two sympathetic that swayed never see any of them.  I’ve been told that the process is…  …  Pleasurable in a very unwelcome way.

(flutter shy)  howdy you turn ponies into changelings exactly?  She asked becoming bury a means and moving courts me for comfort.

(chrysalis)  I just…  Get into meant with them…  And then put them inside chrysalis.  Normally these chrysalis are used for either taking care of young or holding prisoners.  But after I…  Perform the procedure on the pony the chrysalis will turn them into a changeling.  It’s simple as that.

(Rainbowdash)  Is That What You’re Doing To The Princess When You Invaded To Cantor Lot!!!  She screamed angrily.

(chrysalis)  yes but let me explain.  I had to…  Princess CelesteTia is the only pony who can raise and lower the sun without her we would all be doomed.  I couldn keeper locked up forever so I decided to turn her into a changeling.  Then she can still control the sun but couldn’t threaten me.

(troll)  what exactly does a changeling look like after they’d been changed from a pony?

(chrysalis)  exactly like a changeling however they still have their cutie mark and that will forever remain their special talent.  The only difference is that no other changeling and that’s it.

As I looked around the room I could see many angry pony faces.  But the chrysalis matter I was back to square one.  Oh no I said then the white and black conscience came back to me.

(white conscience)  troll don’t you even think for second that you shouldn’t help chrysalis she is your friend and peace between ponies in changeling’s is something you should strive for.  The become an active member of their community and help them make peace.

(black conscience)  well it’s really not your problem just leave the bug pony it’s her problem not yours don’t get involved.

(white conscience)  troll get involved or risk losing chrysalis as a friend forever find out a way to make every pony except her again.  The and when we get back to pony vill find out way to bring peace to the two nations.

(black conscience)  that sounds like a lot of work with very the reward but whenever dude it’s your life.

Before any pony could say something negative to chrysalis that might heighten the situation I spoke.

(troll)  chrysalis isn’t only when you’re attacking that those changelings have to stay home?

(chrysalis)  yes but only when you’re attacking.  I would never deprive my children of the pleasure of seeing their loved ones.  There really not that big a risk to us anyway because they’re the real ponies that are taking back their own lives.  They just come home every now and then to visit.

(apple jack)  !!!  Troll you can’t expect us to except are after all this.  To change something from what they once were by force is the most horrible thing I’ve ever……………….

She trailed off because she was looking at me.  She was looking at my body and how it was twisted from what once was.  I think you medical accident.

(apple jack)  cadence I’m sorry.  Chrysalis I’m sorry.

(cadence)  well it looks like me and chrysalis arms of different after all.  I mean we both change people from what they are against their will.

(chrysalis)  well thing to every pony she said looking everyone’s nerves calm down.  Apple jack you’re the element of honesty aren’t you?

(apple jack)  yes.  So?

(chrysalis)  so tell me if someone you knew was changeling which is still accept them?

(apple jack)  of course I would then my family I accept no matter what.

(chrysalis)  that’s good because a long time ago I change one of them into a changeling.

Every pony gasped even me.  I do not expect her to say that but maybe it would help things.  Or make them so much worse I really didn’t know.

(apple jack)  who?  who The FUCK did you turn into a changeling she said angrily.

(chrysalis)  it was a long time ago.  A few years probably.  But long story short.  One of your Cousins Johnny seedlings stumbled upon our hive.  He was planting apple trees outside.  Long story short he ended up being turned into a changeling.  I remember him talking about you once or twice.  The but I can be sure until now.  He’s a changeling so do you still love him?

(apple jack)  yes.  Of course he still family.  I can’t believe it we didn’t even notice he was a changeling this whole time.  I’d just seen him last month.  That I can’t believe he was hiding something like that.

(chrysalis)  yes well we trained him to do so.  That it was a little bit hard with them he was very honest and teaching and I’ll I was very difficult but we taught him the difference between good and bad lie.  That if it makes you feel any better he’s been hiding in this whole time just so that he could stay close to you And the others in your family.  He doesn’t want to risk losing a single one of you so he lives with a lie just so he can keep you close in his heart.

Every pony then gave a sigh apparently is a very touching sentiment.

(troll)  well breakfast is over we can’t be sidetracked we must keep moving.  Come along every pony I said walking courts the door.  It’s time to face the ultimate evil.  I can worry about turning chrysalis into a good guy permanently later and of course about getting the changeling some ponies to get along.

The book was really long in uneventful.  We did pass a couple of very cool sites.  We passed through a large garden in which was a graveyard and many giant monuments respecting the creatures of my world.  There were several of famous heroes and of course several of mobs.  your probably wondering why we would pay respect to a mob.  They may be the evils of our world and they may be beyond any form of redemption but there still part of the world without them this world would be incomplete solely due respect them which is a very be friending thing than defending them.

(pinky)  oh my goodness troll is that one of you?  She asked pointing to a large statue wearing overalls.

(troll)  yes pinky it is.  My city is very well renowned among the villagers.  It once was an epicenter for trade and other villager business.  That even heroes visited quite frequently to trade with the villagers.  The statue is to recognize my accomplishments.  I’m not the only one of the statue here many have statutes.  All the need to do is to vote some time to something.

(chrysalis)  when we get back you are so building me one of these.  O.  And make it show off my butt and legs.  I’m definitely one to gloat.

I rolled my eyes at chrysalis.  Fine all make us that you I said laughing.  Just as soon as we make it back to pony vill.

When we passed by pone’s burnt down tree I felt sadness well up inside me.  I’d forgotten the danger we face.  That’s a very easy thing to do when you’re so used to your life being in peril.  But this time was different it wasn’t my life that I was concerned for.

We kept walking in walking.  I swear I should kill herobrine just for making this walk so far.  I was so board I had to find a way to entertain myself.  The clinic my throat I prepared to troll the ponies with the exception of pinky pie who I knew would love this song.

(troll)  1000 blocks of diamond in the mine.  1000 blocks to mine.  I go on down and swing my pick around 999 blocks of diamond in the mine.

Needless to say that every pony hated me when pinky pie started singing along.  The song was forced to end right around when we got to 800 and 50.  Chrysalis pulled out the slimy ball gag from one of the holes in her legs and stuffed into pinky highs mouth quickly walking it with a key and put it back into the hole.  She then snorted a nasty ball of slime from the back of her throat and spit it right at my face.  Upon impact it hardened prevents me from speaking.

(rarity)  that was a little mean but thank you chrysalis.

(white wolf)  well I’m glad I didn’t have to do it but I was getting close.

(mushroom cloud)  careful not to hurt anyone she said walking alongside us.

The rest of the walk was filled with polite conversation however no speaking on pinky pie or my own part.

Eventually we found it over a hill was the bunker and sitting right on top of it was herobrine.  Somehow he managed to get hold of the inder dragons body and it leads laid out.  It moved but couldn’t fly or walk.  That it couldn’t even destroy the blocks I was sitting on it was motionless with the exception of the movement of its head.  And other strange crystal was sitting next herobrine.  It was spinning around in circles obviously doing some form of magic incantation on herobrine’s behalf.

Well every pony here we go I thought getting ready.  It was a day time so no mobs could assist herobrine only the undead villagers in heroes.  Chrysalis clapped are two hooves together allowing the slime to soften once more and fall away from my face.  She also undid the ball gag on pinky pie allowing her to speak once more.

(zecora)  what’s the plan she said flatly.

(troll)  actually I think we won’t even need to fight.  I’ll just Teleport over piss him off and when he walks up to us every pony will use the elements of harmony on them.  Well with the exception of me cadence shining chrysalis and zecora.

(Rainbowdash)  this is never going to work but it’s the only plan we have so let’s do it.

Without a word I Teleported over straight in front of herobrine.

(troll)  hello.  That I said in my cheekiest voice.

(herobrine)  what the FUCK?

(troll)  and goodbye.  I said Teleporting slightly away.  The I made sure he can still see me but I tried to stay discreet.

(herobrine)  what the FUCK was that thing?  Wait…  Teleport a shun feels like…  It’s that troll rich person I tried to kill.  But what the FUCK happen to him?

I guess herobrine is quite smart that probably comes from being so old.  He can also uses magic that will unlike most heroes I should probably watch out for that.

I then Teleported up to him again.  Hello I said.  Then I quickly said goodbye and tell ported far enough away for him to see me.

I couldn’t believe it worked.  Because nothing of this world could hurt herobrine I thought I could lead him into making a bad decision.  That I was right.  That rather than making his troops attack me he decided to come and investigate in person.  He moved fast very fast.  I had to Teleport just keep up with him.

Once that in front of every pony I quickly said now and then began charging up the elements of harmony.

(herobrine)  holy shit what the FUCK is that thing!!!  Wait what are you…  O blocks!!!!!!!!

I couldn’t believe it the elements of harmony where everything they are made out to be.  That they showered my entire world in a rainbow light.  All of the undead mobs were swept away the crystal was destroyed the ender dragon evaporated.  That it put everything right and only seconds.  It worked I couldn’t believe it… it was that easy.

Holy shit it worked!!!  I screamed.  I never even had to draw my sword it worked.  We can just go on to pony vill.  I swear…  this… plan…  Wait………………  …  …

……..Perfectly…….

Then my eyes shot open.  Perfectly…  O blocks I said as I felt a sharp pain in my chest.

(every pony) trooooooolllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

End of chapter 16.

At What Cost?

My little pony minecraft fan fiction chapter 17 at what cost?

I looked down to see that the pain in my chest was caused by what appeared to be the tip of a soared sticking out from my armor.  Wiping off some of the blood I found it to be made of bedrock.  A bedrock sword I suppose if nothing else at least I can say it to the bedrock sword to kill me.

As the blade retreated back into my body I found myself liberated and able to turn around two of you my attacker.  It was herobrine unfazed by the power of the elements of harmony.  The elements had cleaned my world of everything but herobrine.

(troll)  O blocks I tried to say but the only thing that came out was blood.

He then preceded to punch me in the face which set me up into the air however I did not fly very far as he grabbed onto my tale.  With one tug he pulled me back over to him and slid his blade across my back chopping off one of my wings.  I think I can hear the ponies screaming but it’s hard to tell when you’re in so much pain.

Before I knew it I was thrown aside into a ditch.  The ditch was filled with water and lily pads.  The water than was clouded with my blood but through it I managed to get to the surface however I could not move.

(white wolf)  attack!!!!!  He screamed to his dogs.  They all jumped herobrine.

At first I thought they had the upper hand as they covered him and nothing but they fur was to be seen.  however slowly the gray pile of fur and teeth changed to one of red blood and torn flesh.  Herobrine broke free slicing several of the dogs in half and breaking others bones with his free lands.  The dogs bit down his body with all their might but it was not enough.  They were losing.

I then heard the fire of pinkies party cannon and several arrows shot straight for herobrine.  They did very little.  Somewhere deep inside me I looked for an answer…  I looked for anything…  Anything they could get as out of this mess.  But I did not find anything.  I lie there motionless watching the fight.  I could hear fluttershy crying white wolf and shining armor shouting orders.  Together all of us could take down anything but……  It seemed as if herobrine was unstoppable.

Every blow him directly he didn’t go into a single one the massive strikes merely stopped against his body and were brushed aside.  how can we stop something so powerful.  It’s hopeless he’s the most powerful thing in our world nothing can stop him.

(mushroom cloud)  everyone stand your ground we can do it!!!

(white wolf)  dogs attacked!!!!

(cadence)  pinky get behind my shield.

I lay there helpless and hopeless.  As I watch the air was flying and the cannon fire and looked deep inside myself somewhere there must be a solution.

(black conscience)  just lay there and die.  There’s no hope you can’t beat him nothing can beat him this is the end.  The end of you and the end of both worlds.

(white conscience)  you did your best.  You tried to stop him.  you stood up for what’s right in the end that’s all you can hope for.  The night you can die.  But at least you can die knowing you tried to do the right thing.

As I looked on I saw them white wolf and run out of arrows and he was now attempting to fend off herobrine sword too sword.  He landed blow after blow against herobrine is flesh but he could not cut it he can deal no damage.  Herobrine tried to fend off his attacker but the constant attack from all the dogs slowed as process.

I thought of all the things I’d never get to see.  all the moments I’d never get to have.  I never get to model and embarrassing new clothing line for rarity.  That I’d never get to race Rainbowdash.  I never get the chance to try and turn chrysalis into a good girl.  I’ve never get to troll the princess only to have her sit on me.  I’d never get to spend time with apple jack were fluttershy again.  This was the end.  The end of it all.

A small part of me except in my fate so I lay there with no thoughts with no hope.  I just lay there and watched.

White wolf ran out of dogs to fight herobrine in was only left for the support of pinky and everyone else with a bow.

(white wolf)  you may kill me but I’m not going to make it easy.  he said swinging his swords furiously.

Herobrine swung his sword unhindered by the dogs and sliced through one of the white wolves swords.  The other was broken against the side of herobrine as head as white wolf was swinging it.

white wolf displayed some of the best sword fighting I’ve ever seen but…  It was no use.  Herobrine didn’t need to be a good fighter he could just push past it all.

Herobrine reached up reading the side of white wolf’s head and gave it a big jerk.  His head was then spun backwards and he felt the ground lifeless.  Everyone still shine at him with everything they had but now someone had to fight him hand to hand in order to keep him at bay.

Mushroom cloud trembling with fear approached herobrine holding the soared in one hand and a villagers wooden shield and the other.

(mushroom cloud)  I can do this…  I can do this…  The that it’s just like fighting a zombie.  She said to herself as she shook with fear.

Her fight did not last long she tried to swim her sword but in a flash that two mushrooms from our shoulders fell to the ground as room headless body slumped over the dead body of white wolf.

This was it I thought to myself.  That this is the end.  Goodbye every pony…  Goodbye pinky pie.  Goodbye fluttershy an apple jack.  Goodbye Rainbowdash and rarity….

Goodbye twilight….

Then I heard pinky pie screaming.

(pinky)  twilight  noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Troll)  twilight?  I said looking up.

Herobrine held twilight by the main and had his sword lifted high into the air as if ready to stem the little pony.  Just then in that small moment in which I saw twilight’s life about to end something deep inside me snap.    No!!!  I said out loud.

I then ignore all pain.  I ignored every feeling that made me want to just lay down and I Teleported.

…Slices…

I stopped the blade just as it touched twilight’s nose.  This would be the second sword through my chest to day.

(twilight)  troll…  No.  Get out of the way before he kills you to!!!

(troll)  no twilight.  I don’t care what happens to me.  That I made a pinky promise and a matter what the price you’re all going to go home safe and sound.

Just then a strange land glowed from my chest.  Herobrine let go of the soared in backed away disturbed by the light.  As I looked down I saw a large gold necklace around my neck that displayed my cutie mark.

(troll)  you are going down if it’s the last thing I do.  I said spitting out more blood.

I then pulled the soared from my chest.  I now had the sword of herobrine himself.  Forgive me if I have a small moment of excitement.

(troll)  now die I said swinging sword for him.  Much to my surprise it was not enough he stopped the soared with only his hand.  The only damage he had with a small amount of blood was ran from his palm.

(herobrine)  you destroyed my army for that I’m not going to kill your pony friends… I’m going to make you do it instead.

His statement pissed me off to a swarm sword once more at a furious pace towards him but he still blocked every blow.  I couldn’t believe it I had an element of harmony hanging around my neck and I had a sword made of indestructible bedrock while we take to make and die?

(herobrine)  go one fight me as her as you can it will do no good.

I continued hitting him with a soared over and over again but still I could not do any damage.  He then punched and reaching his fist into one of my open wounds.  I felt cold to fill my body and my vision begin to blur.

(twilight)  you can do it troll I believe in you!  The she screamed.

As much as I wanted to pull off something incredible I couldn’t think of anything.  The hell am I supposed to do damage to him?  The can hurt him but I don’t have the strength to push it through.  Then an idea popped into my head I can Teleport and there is an obscene bunker nearby.

I then gained an evil smile as I shouted…  Come here you I’m going to take you down by pulling you up.  I then grabbed him and we both Teleported.  Just as a left I heard something.

(every pony)  troll!!!  Don’t get hurt.

I’d never tell ported so far before I guess the elements of harmony was making me more powerful than I can possibly hope to never become on my own.  We’re high very high…  We were so high up I found it hard to breathe.  But that didn’t matter to me.  The only thing that mattered was saving everyone.

Herobrine so startled by the sudden change in scenery pulled his hand from my chest leaving something behind but I had to ignore what was……………….

This was it I was going to end it all reading herobrine I use my Teleport a shun slash I’d learned fighting the dragons.  We fell from the height that was beyond by capability of measure.  The we fell faster and faster if it wasn’t for my Teleporting making the air move through us rather than around us I believe we would have broken several laws of physics at the and done something similar to the sonic rainboom.

The ground was nearing so using every ounce of Howard I had I planted my sword straight against him and gave a burst of speed and energy.  The elements of harmony around my neck glowed brighter and brighter filling the blade with its power.

Finally we hit the bunker.  A large does cloud was sent up into the air and I felt the full impact.  I lay there in the dust cloud.  What was once an indestructible bunker was now a dusty crater.  Using a very little I had left of my strength I pulled myself up and looked down.

I couldn’t believe it…  It worked…  There he was…  Herobrine dead.  He was dead.  I did it I save everyone…  No better I saved every pony I said rolling off of him.

So now here we are I’m lying at death’s door the blood is no pulling in my armor and I could feel myself slipping away.

(pinky)    troll?  I hear her shouting.  They must be looking for me in the dust cloud.

(zecora)  troll are you all right were you victorious in the fight?

(cadence)  troll where are you?  Please be OK…  Please.

(chrysalis)  over here!!!!  I can sense him!

A smile broke out along my face as every pony surrounded me.

(troll)  I did it I said coughing up more blood.  You’re all safe.  I said giving a sigh of relief.

As they gaze on my medical body fluttershy started to cry.

(troll)  come hear fluttershy I said reaching our motto for her.  It’s OK.  I’m not afraid to die.  Not now that I know you’re all safe.  As I said this zecora popped the cork out of a potion then tried to use it to heal me but my wounds were too severe for it to do any good and we both knew it.

(apple jack)  troll no…  You can’t go.  You still need help me at the farm.

(rarity)  she’s right you still need help me make dresses and model them…

(pinky)  yes and I have five birthday parties I need to throw for you because you never had a single one.

(Rainbowdash)  we still need to have more races…  Who knows what kind of tricks you could teach me.

(chrysalis)  you still need to come serve me…  She said starting to lose her composure.

(fluttershy)  we still need to spend time with the animals you haven’t met all of them.

(cadence)  please troll you may not have a mother but I’m the closest thing to it.  Don’t leave us.  Shining armor grasped his wife and nodded in agreement.

(twilight)  we…we still have plenty of books to read and talk about together.  She said moving in closer to me.

(troll)  I’m sorry every pony I said coughing up more blood.  It’s not exactly my decision.  Just remember me fondly and I will be with you doing all those things.  Maybe not body and spirit.  I’m OK with dying at least I know you’re safe.  I left as I looked at every pony they all had the same hairdo as pinky pie apparently the blast had an effect on their hairdos.

(twilight)  no troll…  You can’t…  Please don’t…  Please.  She said burying her head into my arm.

I then reached for my diary I was still talking to my armor somehow it sustained no damage from the blast or the fight.

(troll)  don’t cry every pony I have no regrets…  I’ve lived a fuller life in a few days I’ve known you then in my whole five years and for that I think you.  …  …  Well actually there is only one regret I have.  I said looking straight at twilight.

(twilight)  what is it?  She said with tears running down her face.

(troll)  my one regret is not having you help me finish this book I said giving her the diary.  On its cover in big bold letters was written My Life.

Just then as she held the book my hand let go and fell to the ground.  That chrysalis screamed as the taste of death filled her mouth and she broke out into tears.

(twilight)  what?  No…  Troll…  What i… what did you mean?  This is your diary?  How can I help you finish your diary?...  Troll?

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Crowds of ponies cheered as the first six walked triumphantly out of the portal.  Though they carry themselves in a manner of conquering heroes the efforts were heavy.  Princess CelesteTia had told everyone that the danger had passed she could feel the presence of my sun no longer in all was well.  Streamers and confetti filled the air every pony cheered and the moments were happy until cadence and chrysalis walked out of the portal with a large square object floating behind them.

The crowds grew silent in whispers began to move from pony to pony.

(generic side ponies)  what is that?  is that when I think it is?  Where’s troll bridge?

The princess’s eyes grew wide as tears begin to roll down her cheeks.

(the princess)  no…  She said herself watching the ponies return.

Now I wish I could tell you that I was just trolling the ponies and after some Marichal I was alive.  But…  I’m sorry this isn’t that kind of story.  My name is troll bridge I have no family I was five years old and I was the element of sacrifice.  I sacrifice everything to save my friends.

You know my funeral wasn’t that bad.  In the diary after a small heartfelt letter to twilight I left specific instructions on how it should be carried out.  I was never one for a sad party.  So I demanded that the cake laid out nearby me.  I also demanded that no pony where black and everyone should talk about all the good times they had.  That I want this day to be one of remembrance and happiness not of sorrow.  Chrysalis cannot attend the entire ceremony so much negative emotion in one place made her have to leave early.

I’d never seen a more beautiful site in my grave.  In honor of me all the statues surrounding it were square and their flower beds and a water fountain all for me.  It was like a small garden.  Of course despite my encouragement stew have a happy funeral there was the occasional outburst of crying.  Chrysalis was crying so hard into one of her changeling guards she actually left a trail of slime which stuck a few ponies to the ground.

Dead or not I still think that’s funny.  Soon every pony when home in my body was lowered into the ground leaving only me and the princess.

(princess)  O troll…  Why couldn’t have you come back with everyone else.  You’ve done more than even know.  That in honor of your memory queen chrysalis has opened up negotiations with equestria.  She’s even looking into a way changeling some ponies to live in close proximity.  We’re even connecting our roads and railways.

(princess)  the well as you dug in only the day are supplying more than enough water to power clouds dale forever.  The new food you’ve introduced to our world has given the economy a huge boost.  The book you gave to twilight have given us so much more of an understanding of the knowledge we already possess.  As for how your day with rarity affected us…  Well let’s just say I’ve seen more young mayor couples limping around pony vill with big smiles and sewer rear ends.  …  Troll  think you.

When she was done talking she placed flowers on my grave and walked away.  Faraway in a tree a crying twilight was reading my diary.  Every once in while she just had to read it the last page is being her favorites.  They read………

Dear twilight sparkle..

If you’re reading this he means I have died trying to stop herobrine hopefully no one else was hurt.  I don’t know what kind of conclusion I’ve come to in the time between my death in writing this entry.  I was so confused about your world.  There something in it…  Something worth fighting for…  Something worth sacrificing for.  I think I know it is.  Friends true friends they are was worth sacrificing for.  I’m sure if you’re reading this you already know I’ve sacrificed myself are you.  And I’d like to clarify when I say you I mean it.  I would’ve done it for any pony in pony vill I’m sure.  But whenever the thought of seven I asked myself for someone comes up the only one I can think of doing it for use you.  Twilight sparkle the cute little purple pony from a strange round the world where nothing makes sense in the entire world tries to put me out of my comfort zone.  You’re my friend.  And I love you……..

End of the square world…

By Dax 388.

R S W

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