The First and Only Chapter
It was the luck, or unluckiness, of Minuit salade,the restaurant that received the news that the King and Queen were to dine there. That meant everything had to be just right, or they could find themselves out of a job and spending the rest of their lives in the dungeons.
Thankfully, they had the Royal Attendant to help out.
“No no no!” The unicorn stallion shook his head, using his magic to open the blinds to let the Moon shine in. “The King and Queen would be livid if they think you are trying to hide their Moon from them and your customers!”
“Yes sir, right away sir!” The waitresses ran over to move the blinds and let the rest of the Night Sky in. “Anything else, Lord Blueblood?”
“Just make sure that the chair for her majesty is extra soft, she nearly bit my head off when the servants at the Royal Night Palace failed to make it extra comfy for her.” Blueblood huffed, shaking his mane out of his eyes.
“Yes, and I was most displeased to see my Queen in any sorts discomfort. It is very angering to me to see such folly,” A voice coming from the corners of the restaurant caused the serving mares to jump, while Blueblood did his best not to roll his eyes. “And you should know Royal Attendant that we do not care for failures.”
“Of course, my Lord,” Blueblood bowed his head to the ebony alicorn stallion that slowly formed from the smoke. “I have personally seen to that those mares are no longer in any position to do such a disservice to either you or the Queen.”
“By my stars, he can trained!” A sharp, mocking laugh came right from behind him, telling Blueblood it would be one of those nights and he was going to need to perform the most sacred duties of his position for the welfare of Equestria and his majesties. “I do hope for your own sake that this restaurant is adequate or we will be most displeased,” The Queen of the land shot a glare at the King, who simply huffed at her. “Is that right, my beloved?”
Oh buck, it was definitely going to be one of those nights. Hopefully, he could get them through dinner before they went at each other. There was simply not enough in the coffers to repair another resturant and do a PR event to fix things.
“If you say so Moonie,” the stallion glared at his wife, who bared her fangs at him for a brief moment. He moved over to the table that was bathed in the light from the Moon and pulled out a chair. “If you would be ever so kind, my dear?”
“Why thank you, Nighty,” The mare alicorn sneered back, walking elegantly over to the chair and sitting, letting herself be pushed in. Flashing her eyes upwards, she saw that Blueblood had already moved the other chair out for the King. “So Blueblood, tell us, what of the nobles latest complaints about our fair land?” She lifted the menu off the table with her magic and was already flipping through it.
“Indeed,” The stallion barked out, eyeing the other menu on the table, which told Blueblood he needed to speak fast or otherwise things might get ugly. “What are they whining about now? You should know at the very least, as you were one once.”
“Yes, and I must thank you again for elevating me to my new position,” he bowed to the both of them, years of training hid any resentment he might have for that delight. “Save for the small rabbles that wish to have the sun returned to the sky, complete fools with no support from any branch in your schools or the unicorn groups I might add, they are most content with your rule and working hard to help our nation flourish under the wondrous that is Eternal Night.”
“Very good work, Blueblood, we are most pleased to hear that the population is starting to welcome what is to become fact,” the mare laughed daintily, placing the menu down. “I do think I am prepared to order-
“Well, my dear Nightmare Moon might not be concerned. I, on the otherhoof, am concerned about this small rabble,” Blueblood’s eyes went wide. Nightterror Knight only interrupted the Queen when things were truly bad, which meant they could be going at it any second now! “Blueblood, as you are more at attention to these matters then either myself or my lovely wife are, I expect a full list by tomorrow.”
“Well, dear husband, I am sure Blueblood would have done his duty to alert us if they were a serious problem,” she turned her head, her cat-like eyes pointed straight at him. “So are they the problem that my dear husband thinks they are or is he simply overreacting to an non issue?”
Blueblood licked his lips, working through his panic as quickly as he could. “Well, my Queen, I would not say they are a non issue as that would invite trouble, but I wouldn’t put much seriousness on them as we have leagues of loyal ponies, vastly powerful unicorns I might add, that are deeply loyal to the Night Crowns. If need be, I will send off the order to round up these suspects, to which you may deal with as you see fit, my Lords.”
With a loud snort, the alicorn stallion picked his menu up and started to go through it.
“Waitress, while my dear husband is looking through the menu, I am ready to order,” The mare huffed out, eying one of the mares that Blueblood had talked to before and had given a sizable amount of silver bits to steady her nerves. “I shall have two extra large daisy burgers with a side of extra large hay fries, two sides of garlic bread and a diet soda.”
“Ha.” The alicorn stallion said, lifting through the menu.
Blueblood’s mouth nearly fell. ‘Oh sweet buck, not now, not here!’
“What was that, my dear husband?” The Queen snapped, leaning on the table, glaring at stallion.
“‘Ha,’ my dear wife,” he wasn’t looking at her which meant Blueblood had to act fast! “As I found it amusing you would order that much food for yourself considering-”
“Are you calling me fat, dear, sweet, husband?” The temperature in the restaurant dropped like a stone in a pond as the mare continued to glare at the pony across her.
“Nay, simply going to say it is a lot for one pony,” he placed down his own menu, returning the glare. “But I can understand if you feel that you are fa-”
“You bastard!” She leaped towards the stallion, smashing the table beneath her. She placed two hooves on his chest, her horn glowing
“Yes, my bitch?” He snarled back at her, shoving her down with his own horn glowing.
“My Lords!” Blueblood squeaked out, trying to get between them and doing his best not to use his horn as it would spook them. “I-”
“WHAT IS IT BLUEBLOOD?” The alicorns both shouted, nearly sending the unicorn off his hooves.
“I-I,” he coughed, and then an idea came to him. “I do not think it would be best to fight out in public, as it would worry your ponies!”
“Very well,” the stallion alicorn glared at him, his horn glowing. “To our chambers my queen?” He spat the word, glaring at the mare that quickly moved out from under him.
“Yes, you foul prat!” She snapped back at him. “Let all three of us go!”
“Yes, that’s good-wait, three?” Blueblood’s eyes went wide, as this as a definite change in their style.
“Indeed!” Both of the alicorns uttered, teleporting away from the restaurant. The owner and waitresses waited for a moment, and then cheered, for the duo fact they had lost only one table to their King and Queen and that no pony was hurt in the ensuing fight.
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Blueblood shook his head, blinking as the room came into focus.
It was not looking good for him. He was standing in the royal chambers of the King and Queen, and it was on a time when the two monarchs were edgy with each other.
“BITCH!”
“MULE!”
“SLUT!”
“HORSE!”
He turned his head to see the two alicorns in the throes of their angry shouting, noses nearly touching.
It would only short time before they started to really relief the tens-
SMACK
Right on cue, Nightmare Moon hit Nightterror Knight in the face, jumping onto him, trying to bit his neck. He snarled back, rolling around in attempts to get on top of the mare, his hooves rubbing her coat roughly.
Blueblood watched the two of them, sinking their teeth into each other. With a well trained reflex, he ducked the flung crown from his Queen that his King smacked off and jumped over the torc from his King that his Queen tore off. He gulped, watching them stumble about, fighting for dominance as well as to disrobe the other.
It proved that the glup was a bit too loud as both of the alicorns turned their heads to the unicorn, separating from each other.
“It seems, my Queen, that neither of us can get we desire.” Nightterror huffed, his coat red from Nightmare’s rough hooves.
“I will submit to no pony, my King.” she glared at the stallion that had torn one of her better torcs off.
“Nor will I!” Nightterror shook his crown off, clattering to the floor.
“But it seems we have something here that would mean neither of us will need to submit.” Nightmare’s cat-like eyes narrowed, causing the stallion next to her to grin in a predatory fashion.
“Indeed, my Queen.” He snarled out, his horn glowing, forcing Blueblood to fly over to the couple.
Landing on his face, he felt one of their magic aura’s grab and yank his tail up.
“What say you, Blueblood?” Nightmare glared at him, pressing her face into his.
“I- I live to serve you, my Lords.” He squeaked out, hoping to whatever deity that was up there that this was right thing to say.
It was.
Before he knew what happened, his face was forced downwards to the Queen’s slit at the same time he felt something slam deeply into his ass.
He began to lick at the sex hole, while biting back pain filled groans as the stallion behind him continued to pound into him. He instantly knew that he couldn’t let one get off before the other or they would paint the bedroom walls in his blood and probably have sex on his corpse.
He continued to lick and slurp into the mare with intense vigor, Nightmare stifling her gasps as he forced his tongue in deeper. He had to speed up his actions if he was to make the night alicorns finish at the same time as he could tell that the King was getting close to climaxing. His rear legs were fidgeting as his ass tightened around the bulging cock in it. This night surely does not last forever, he thought to himself.
Before he had time to react, he found his face shoved deep into the Queens tight marehood, with her hooves pressing down on the back of his head at the exact same time as the stallion behind him shoved him downwards with lust crazed thrusts. He groaned as he felt his King explode deeply inside his ass, the warm seed filling him to the brim and causing his stomach to bulge slightly, all the while his Queen released a shrill moan as she orgasamed into his mouth, making sure not to let a drop go to waste as he doubled his efforts to lap furiously at his Queen’s soaking wet marehood.
Before he knew what happened, his face was yanked backwards, with the stallionhood pulled roughly out of his ass, a puddle to form under him as the cum leaked out of his used ass. Looking upwards, he saw his Queen and King pant and stare at each other. Then his Queen leaped over him, pouncing the King to the bed, kissing and biting his neck, with the King holding her close, rubbing her sides with a tender ferocity.
Blueblood quickly left the room, with the cum still flowing out of his ass as he closed the door behind him.
He placed an ear on the door, hoping to hear the two alicorns rut each other’s brains out. Letting out a sigh of relief as he heard their insults being uttered in a much tender manner, he turned his eyes to the crowd of nervous ponies that made up the castle staff and guards.
“It seems that their date night was an arousing, I mean, astounding successes,” Blueblood winced as his ass still felt like it was on fire. “And hopefully, all things going to plan, will be like any other date night.”
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And as it were to pass, a servant had went to gather the two alicorn rulers to tend to the court. Stepping around the destroyed room, and looking at the two alicorns sleeping on top of each other with a very gentle and satisfied smile on their faces.
With a grunt, the King looked at his Queen, who pulled him close and whispered something into his ear.
“Your Queen and I have decided that today the courts shall be suspended,” he huffed, dropping a wing over the mare next to him, their horns glowing. “As you no doubt know, we do not operate when the sun is up, and as it is, we shall not break from our schedule,” he closed his eyes, pulling the mare closer to him. “Now begone and let us sleep.”
Smiling the servant left the room, knowing that once again, Blueblood had assured that sun had returned for everypony in Equestria by taking one for the team.
And with minimal property damage this time, no less!
Closing the door gently, the mare let the King and Queen sleep in peace.
Fin
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Author's Note
Well, here is Tension, a work that both Pure Note and I greatly enjoyed writing. We both helped out, and we both wrote parts of the clop scene. that broke Ninja.
And Pure Note says I have to bit the bullet for the next clop we write.
Oh joy.
